They could call their fake advice segment: Patching Up Leaks

@christopherwilson5300

Жыл бұрын

W name

@housequay

Жыл бұрын

Straight up "Plumbing"

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

I like a combination of yours and someone above me, “Plumbing Leaks”

@hanna2695

Жыл бұрын

Plumbing. Slap some flex seal on that 😂 patching leaks is perfect

@noahsan92

Жыл бұрын

Plug The Leak

I literally nearly choked on my tea, while stoned when sean started talking dirty as mickey mouse omfg

@jadevalentine289

Жыл бұрын

Good to know i'm not the only one watching these stoned lmaoooo

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

@@jadevalentine289of course not!

@mapotofu5292

Жыл бұрын

What does stoned mean?

@lilgingy75

Жыл бұрын

@@mapotofu5292 it means you're extremely high

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

@@mapotofu5292 under the influence of marijuana

Poor Ethan thought he was done hearing the “are you close” meme 😭

“Babies are walking bone factories” is such a horrifying statement it almost had me choking on lemon bread at starbies

You think the brain leak normal bit is poop, but it's actually the boys talking about getting a guest on and never actually getting a guest. 😂

@shadowlord0162

11 ай бұрын

up until recently, that was accurate

@ProjectSebastiann

10 ай бұрын

"We should do a video where ___" and then never doing it LMAO

ethan saying he kinda wants a horse and me, a person who owns a horse, aggressively shaking my head at the screen. ethan, you don’t. i am broke. i am tired. i am wild and untameable.

@artieink

Жыл бұрын

Idk he definitely has the money for at least two, might have another youtuber turned rancher 💀

@Triss_Joy

Жыл бұрын

But, if you’re like most horse people I know, you’re happy af with your enormous fur baby🤭💕

@hiidingplace2906

Жыл бұрын

@@Triss_Joy this is very true she’s an idiot but she’s my idiot 😂

@chrisb401

10 ай бұрын

I'm wild and untameable, too!!, but that didn't work in the horses' favour 😢 or my money 🫣 The dynamite wasn't cheap, then I had to repaint the house after the explosion aaarrrrrh deary me live and learn I guess.

Walking down the hallway at work listening to the podcast Ethan: "MY BALLS..." You know what. That's on me.

@britneyclugston2802

10 ай бұрын

All the time. I'm always giggling to myself like a weirdo 😂

I love this podcast. They just say anything they want and they think after saying it. It's so funny. Btw, after 20 minutes, Sean is just talking to himself while Ethan reads Wikipedia.

@lilyrolyat6726

Жыл бұрын

The real ADHD friendship experience

@doyoufeelbonita

Жыл бұрын

Sean was talking to us and I damn well received his word play and hypothetical scenarios

Ethan diving into a hyper fixation mid podcast is very relatable lol

"They used to deliver pizzas with no GPS..." That went harder for me than it should have. Hot me like a smack upside the head.

Brain fact: The brain is the only organ that studies itself.

cho chang is also 2 surnames in addition to each name coming from separate countries. it would be like someone being named gonzalez sanderson

@siobhan-rae

Жыл бұрын

Jones Smith

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

There are definitely a lot of those kinds of names, though. Plenty of Jose Smith -type names in the us

@RepstarVixen

Жыл бұрын

tbh the name itself isnt that much of an issue, the issue is that Clowning has stated she creates the names through word association, meaning that the best she could come up with when associating "asian" was basically "ching chang cho chong"

@matthewjalovick

Жыл бұрын

⁠@@RepstarVixenI’m fluent in Mandarin after living in China teaching English following my undergraduate degree. A significant portion does contain words/characters that are tonally similar to “Ching Chang Chong”… of course there are words that don’t but even so it’s not an uninformed or inaccurate stereotype. Rowling created fictional names/words for the series from what she knew and researched. You don’t have to be a philologist to know it fits even if it’s not precise.

@jjstcase

Жыл бұрын

@@matthewjalovick sure buddy, sureeee

Ethan pulling out of nowhere that the virginity question was about "returning it" is peak leaking

They did not need to roleplay that much Mickey sex 😭

@billie5799

11 ай бұрын

I know right. My inner child kept shriveling up. 😂

Ethan: crankgameplays is no longer Also Ethan: *puts up a neon crankgameplays sign* 😂😂

@FunkVT

Жыл бұрын

I can’t blame him for keeping that sign It’s so sick though

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

Hasn’t he had that for a long time?

@noirweiss

Жыл бұрын

@@wolfiemuse yeah but it hasn't been a part of the setup for a hot minute. It's mostly the timing I find hilarious 😂

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

@@noirweiss fair fair lol

@marthmallow7420

Жыл бұрын

a relic of the past

The brain be leaking today

@clubanana109

Жыл бұрын

🧠 💧

@jadevalentine289

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

@WomenRQueensNMyFaceIsTheThrome

Жыл бұрын

40:22 exactly, so Remember leakers to leak our neurodivergent brains every Wednesday to keep your brain healthy!

New episode of Brain Leak.. LITERALLY the best way to start my birthday 🥰🥰

@jimbomyboy9679

Жыл бұрын

Happy birthday :]

@nightcatssketchbook

Жыл бұрын

Happy birthday!

@Jubileedell

Жыл бұрын

Happy birthday 🎉❤

@cathalmoloney4929

Жыл бұрын

Hapy berday🎉

@CheapBagels5429

Жыл бұрын

Happy birthday!🎉🎂

One of my friends ran a cybersecurity lab that was only accessible via the darknet. There are plenty of legitimate uses.

Can't wait until they find out that "leak" is slang for PCP. "Yeah, I'm a leaker."

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

I was an extreme addict who did everything I could get my hands on and never heard that lol

This is why brain leak is my favorite podcast. The only podcast, in fact, that I watch cause its the only one that can hold my attention. Its quick, its funny, the comedic timing is hilarious. But then topics like the dark web, space and cryptids pop up and its always to engrossing and so interesting. Ethan reminds me so much of my cousin whom I love dearly and I've been watching Sean for several years. Its chill and such a fantastic listen while I draw or write. I cant sing it's praises enough. Keep up the good work!

Ethan and Sean have such a wholesome relationship and it's precious

Not even 5 mins in and Sean doing the Mickey Mouse thing is so dang cursed 😂😂😂😂

I about choked on my Snapple listening to Sean do his Mickey Mouse bit 🤣

@Triss_Joy

Жыл бұрын

Brain Leak: where our childhoods go to die…🤣🤣

The fact that this was uploaded 3:00 AM (Eastern) makes this an even spookier watch.

@FunkVT

Жыл бұрын

Try not to Leak Challenge at 3AM (gone)

The new trend can be posting puctures of hounds "searching for virgins" and the dog is looking straight at the viewer and its say "found one!"

“do you have crabs?” “no” *bursts out laughing* 14:25 god i love them

Who's posting videos at 3 Am? Ethan and Séan: OH BOY 3 AM

ethan closing the tab after finding learning about maps is too difficult and then saying "uhhh every two years" was the funniest thing hes ever done

this episode is a fever dream i love my leakers side note: if u wanna be freaked out, google a picture of a baby’s skull with teeth. shits fucking terrifying.

@siobhan-rae

Жыл бұрын

also u find the “dark web” via something called a “tor” browser it’s not that difficult

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

@@siobhan-raeyep if I can do it so can anyone

I think it's kinda funny how they wonder why a person wouldn't want their information to be seen by companies unless it's illegal right before a NordVPN sponsorship.

I love that every episode they start brainstorming things they could do on the podcast

You know that game show called "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" that was basically a trivia show about geography for kids in the 90s? I found out recently that the showrunners had to update the answers to its questions constantly when filming between seasons and also put disclaimers at the end of its episodes that the answers would probably be out of date by the time an episode aired. I mean one country became two during its run time, so there can't be a single bit of trivia in it that still applies today. Shit's wild to me, maps and globes must need an update constantly.

I accidentally skipped 20 mins in right after the intro, and this is such a chaotic podcast it just flowed like nothing was off. and I listened to a whole conversation about making up myths and baby bones before realizing.

I swear this podcast is like hanging out with friends that I dont have

This podcast is just a way for Sean to air out all his political and topical views and I’m here for it 😂😂

An episode without shitting your pants, the boys sure are grown up now

Also, please never stop doing the advert segments any other way. I love actually listening to you two talk and joke and maybe mess up during them. They feel more human and I don't like skipping over them anymore

59:12 I ADORE the utter acceptance of “talk first, think later” and the sh!z that marches out y’all’s mouth. There’s the moment of “what did I just say” in the eyes, seconds after, that gives me LIFE😆💕💕 Never change, you two! edit: a shotgûn or heavy rifle is the third part of the bear question-and it works on brown and black bears too🐻‍❄️🐻👍🏻

"where is god in this cup?" That is an excellent question Sean.

Watching the starting segment after the submarine billioners thing... definetly somehow funnier?

i love how these are always released in the middle of the night where i am cause now i have something to pass the time🙏

I need them to give a TED talk with advice from their bad advice segment. Just completely serious and in character and watch the audience get progressively more and more uncomfortable

Oh my god I love when Sean mom arms Evelien in the badger story he has to put his arm up high cuz she's taller than him

I'm so glad to have zoned out only to come back to hear Jack saying in a Mickey voice "are you close?" with absolutely zero context

The more and more dark stuff they talk about they're sounding more and more like haggard goblins gossiping while making a viscous, offal stew, and I love it

THANK YOU for the chapters 😭😭

I love seeing two new, upcoming KZreadrs really using their platform for good. You go guys!

as soon as I started watching this episode some people on the ferry im on started playing guitar and violin songs live and it’s like background music for the episode !! it was amazing

Wednesday is always the highlight of my week now! new leaky podcast

I usually struggle with getting out of bed at a reasonable time on my days off, but waking up to a new episode of the pod every wednesday helps so much. I can focus on Ethan and Sean, which preoccupies me enough to be able to trick myself into starting my day before noon. 😂

I just love how goofy and fun ad reads are these days. It just sounds like an improv duo.

Thank you Ethan and Sean for making us smile and laugh, been watching for years and you guys still brighten my days 😊😊

@cathalmoloney4929

Жыл бұрын

But they haven't been making the podcast for years looks like i have caught you in a bit of a fib

@YousefMohamedAbdulMoniem

Жыл бұрын

​@@cathalmoloney4929maybe OP's just talking about their own youtube channels, ever thought of that?

Jack acting like he can't get on the dark web is funny because with how big his fanbase is, I promise you that there's at least one dude in his audience who could walk him through this. It's just that ADHD is a helleva thing and he'll forget the steps the second they're out of his line of sight.

The baby bones talk just reminds me how when I was born, the nurse dropped me and broke my collar bone 💀🤣

@SaraRankins.

Жыл бұрын

Omg I hope your parents sued

Maps actually get updated fairly often due to places changing names and such. There are people on Tiktok I love watching who can tell when a globe was made just from what countries are on it, like "This shows an East and West Germany, so it was before this date, but it also has Such-and-such-enstein, so it was after this date."

y’all uploaded this at 3am for me😭 love you guys so much

“You have crabs?” Had me dying 💀💀 Woooo we be leakin today 🧠

When Sean was talking dirty in cartoon characters voices, I legitimately almost threw my phone across the room

Seán you’re so wrong for that Mickey Mouse bit lmaoooo 😂

I love how I'm happily just eating breakfast when the the sponsor comes on for manscaped. I almost choked XD Then just broke out laughing for like 5 minutes!

For the underwater episode they should go to the Jules Undersea Lodge. I feel like it would be a super dope video for both of their channels and a dope pod episode.

Gotta love the juxtaposition of the nordvpn ad in the middle of the darkweb talk.

i LOVED this episode, especially the dark web/religious/conspiratal topics!!!!

Me knowing exactly everything they’re talking about when it comes to the dark web: 👀

Omg just i time for work! Thanks boys👏

I’ve listened to enough of the episode to know we’re in for a DOOZY this week!

Tony Hawk has his own podcast with his pro skater buddy Jason Ellis. I’m sure you guys have a good chance of getting him on the pod if you really wanted to! (His pod is called Hawk vs Wolf for anyone wondering)

32:25 I’ve never heard of that being said before and I love it

One of the best episodes 😂

Oh no “if you’re listening underwater don’t be leaky” this came out 5 days b4 the Titanic submersible was lost. Oof.

Some of Ethans Best Achievments behind him, because his Greatest are yet to come

Ah man finally someone who mustered up their courage to take up the plunge to talk about a very sensitive yet not mostly contemplated topic Kudos to Jack and Ethan about spreading awareness In a very humerous way I really enjoyed it haha cant wait for more!

ABSOLUTELY CRYING AT THEIR RESPONSE TO THE BEAR AND TRASH! I also live in Alaska so it happens and that made my night

@101nora101

Жыл бұрын

🎉

They should do a whole week of podcast related videos called Leak Week

The Mickey bit was perfectly timed to me taking a big bite of my breakfast and I was laughing so hard and trying not to spit it out

these ad reads are the best

Omg I have been in the restaurant industry for 20+ years and I can not tell you how many times we have crop dusted a table because they were assholes. Lmao

Ok but Ethans sports coach at a press conference speech at the end just made me want like... brain leak sports jerseys. Lol

I highly reccomend to all the leakers out here to watch/listen to each episode all at once. The topic jumps are so frequent and random that coming back to it after a break of any length can have you coming back to lines like "Oh Louis, I'm Cumming" and "Yeah, we should do a podcast underwater" with no further context

love that brain leak is the official adhd podcast now (and apparently everyone watches them high too, which i also do lmao)

28:30 😂😂😂 excuse me while I laugh hysterically that this is in an ad

Updating maps for geological reasons may not be frequent but they keep building roads so they get updated pretty frequently regardless.

Petition to have daddy mutta as a guest host to school these leaky Bois about the darknet

Sean’s Mickey Mouse comments were spot on and downright hilarious 😂

I didn’t think I would enjoy a deep dive into the dark web but this was fun

They don’t have to keep updating the map each year because as crank said, the continents only move 1.5cm a year. Which is completely unseeable when looking from as high up as a satellite.

I had no idea this existed but I am so happy i found it cx

"the rope that's got the air" "the tube?" best part

SNUBA diving! It's awesome! We did it on Maui with Pride of Maui and it was amazing.

at 41:39 when Ethan comments about using paper maps on road trips growing up I had flashbacks. XD As the eldest child of a single mother, I was always on map duty and the numer of times my mother would go ballistic because I wasn't reading it fast enough for her...

I want to see an episode of you guys exploring the dark web! I know nothing about it, so this might be a horrible idea.

This podcast helps me get out of bed ❤

Cloak did one of those green screen videos for the blanket, but they wouldn't deliberately upset their CEO would they?

16:14 the world will come full circle, Ethan having the same idea as Smosh lol

Kid's also aren't born with kneecaps - they develop at about age 4. Freaked me out a TON with my kiddo lol

"Is it against religion to believe in aliens?" Not in Judaism, no. But when people say 'religion' they mean 'Christianity' and they're like 50/50 split on it. Gonna suck for them when first contact happens. It'll be pretty dope for me, though.

@strangerscience3659

9 ай бұрын

Hold up does the torah mention aliens in it or like how do Jewish people believe in aliens

@morganqorishchi8181

2 ай бұрын

@@strangerscience3659It's complicated. Functionally, there's two answers: 1. Basically, while the Torah describes life on Earth, it never says life doesn't exist on other planets. We also don't have demons, so the thing some Christians do where they refer to aliens as demons isn't a thing. So basically, in Judaism (and in some branches of Islam, too), aliens are just people like anybody else and it's silly to think that this is the only world with life on it when it never says that in the original text. The original text probably just focuses on Earth because that's the planet *we* live on and it wouldn't have been beneficial for ancient people to be told about other civilizations they weren't going to meet. 2. The Torah/Bible/Quran talks about Adam and Eve's children marrying other people in the land but doesn't explain who those people were. Some people take that to mean aliens. Some people think that means Neanderthals. It's a subject of some debate. Regardless, it sets precedence in all Abrahamic faiths of non-humans who are people, meaning believing in aliens is not much of a stretch. When you've already realized that 'person' can mean different species, aliens are just an extension of that. These two things combine into a pretty pro-alien attitude in Judaism. There's no proof they're not out there, but there is proof in the Torah that they would be/are people if they did/do exist.

@morganqorishchi8181

2 ай бұрын

@@strangerscience3659Jewish philosophy is that the Torah only describes Earth. That doesn't mean there aren't aliens or that they aren't people. A person is defined in Jewish doctrine as someone capable of intelligent thought. Also we don't have demons. So the whole Christian fundamentalist "aliens are demons" thing doesn't work. We're chill with aliens.

Favourite part of the week

i need everyone to know that when they said "proud of u" at the end i was in the middle of picking my nose and i just froze with my thumb halfway up my nostril, full deer in the headlights. i've never felt so successfully shamed

watching y’all talk about breaking baby’s bones while i’m on lunch at the daycare i work at…. a bit awkward but that’s okay

I'm a fan of Darknet Dairies and I'm so happy Ethan doesn't know how to access the dark web. I jumped when he brought up Silk Road