This is the second part of my SpongeBob SquarePants and the cosmic shake video! joined by ‪@justpassively‬ and ‪@Sn4pe‬
this is a fake story of SpongeBob SquarePants replying to the woke mob:
In the vibrant underwater city of Bikini Bottom, things were usually pretty chill. SpongeBob SquarePants was happily flipping Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab when he noticed something strange on his shell phone. A flurry of social media notifications had flooded in, with the hashtag #SpongeBobCancelParty trending worldwide.
Curious and slightly confused, SpongeBob scrolled through the comments. It seemed that some Bikini Bottom residents and fans had decided to "cancel" him for a variety of reasons. One group claimed he was promoting unhealthy work habits with his constant cheerfulness and relentless work ethic. Another group took issue with his best friend Patrick Star, calling their antics "irresponsible and potentially harmful to young viewers."
Patrick, of course, had no idea what was going on. "SpongeBob, what’s a woke mob?" he asked, scratching his head.
SpongeBob laughed and decided it was time to address the situation. He gathered his friends, including Patrick, Sandy, and even Squidward, and they all headed to the Goo Lagoon, where SpongeBob set up a little stage with a microphone made from an old jellyfish net.
“Attention, everyone!” SpongeBob announced, his voice echoing over the waves. “I’ve been hearing a lot of things about this ‘woke mob’ and that some folks think I’m not setting a good example. Well, I’m here to talk about it!”
The crowd of fish and other sea creatures gathered, murmuring among themselves.
“First of all,” SpongeBob began, “I just want to say that I love each and every one of you. I always try my best to make Bikini Bottom a happy place. If I’ve upset anyone, I’m really sorry.”
He continued, “As for working hard, well, I believe in doing my best and loving what I do. But I also believe in taking breaks, having fun with friends, and enjoying life! And if Patrick and I sometimes get a little silly, it’s because we love to laugh and have fun together. Friendship is one of the most important things in life!”
Sandy Cheeks stepped up next. “Y’all, SpongeBob is just being himself. He’s got a big heart and means well. We all make mistakes sometimes, but it’s important to learn and grow from them.”
Squidward, reluctantly holding the microphone, added, “And let’s be honest, SpongeBob might be annoying, but he’s got a good heart. He means well, and we could all use a bit of his optimism.”
The crowd started to cheer. SpongeBob’s genuine sincerity and the support from his friends resonated with everyone.
“So let’s keep spreading love and understanding,” SpongeBob concluded. “And remember, if you ever feel like talking about something that bothers you, my pineapple door is always open!”
With that, the underwater audience erupted in applause. The hashtag #SpongeBobCancelParty was quickly replaced by #SpongeBobForever as Bikini Bottom returned to its usual joyful, chaotic self, with SpongeBob and his friends spreading laughter and positivity as always.
Chapters:
00:00 Teaser
00:16 is this a horror game?
03:28 Sandy Cheeks spin-off
04:31 editing the funny picture
05:16 violence
06:20 Squidward went hollywood
07:10 Outro