Judging by the way he was playing soccer, this wasn't the friend's fault. He was always a Smiths fan waiting to happen.

@doghouseriley4586

6 жыл бұрын

Ilznidiotic b a n t e r

@hueroski

6 жыл бұрын

Morrissey was a great athlete.

@RossWasTaken

6 жыл бұрын

Think marr was really good at football

@louistulloch1159

6 жыл бұрын

Ilznidiotic ...my thoughts exactly...

@EclecticoIconoclasta

6 жыл бұрын

That could also have given us a gay Justin Bieber fan or an emo kid. Smith´s fans are more intelectual although also depressed

"don't let morrissey have a morrisSAY in your life" is just beautiful poetry

@thedidster4547

2 жыл бұрын

yeah yeah, whatever nerd, you obviously haven’t had any morussy

@simonfolgar4208

2 жыл бұрын

Someone can explain me that joke, please? English is not my first language, that's why I don't get it. Thank you.

@theheadphonea-hole4133

5 ай бұрын

Are you an adult? You sound brainwashed

@_D_E_N_N_I_S_

5 ай бұрын

I didn’t realize she wrote poetry

Heaven knows he's miserable now

@vinilopez4566

6 жыл бұрын

i was about to say that, lol

@O-beefie

5 жыл бұрын

He's looking for a job...

@vinilopez4566

5 жыл бұрын

then he found a job

@CamiloBarajas

5 жыл бұрын

😁😁😁😁

@aladinsane9785

5 жыл бұрын

I’ll stop you, cuz i think I heard this one before

Maybe he wants to leave his room and go out, but he hasn't got a stitch to wear!

@vaniagalvez9172

6 жыл бұрын

that was clever

@salmaduskey6627

6 жыл бұрын

Love this lmao

@spooky.6530

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@solangeandradedefarias5465

6 жыл бұрын

Ingenious! Loved it!

@johnnyjohnny527

6 жыл бұрын

I love this comment so much lol

At least be careful about the cure and joy division

@betulceyhan8519

6 жыл бұрын

Confusedbob 47 the cure isn't "the cure" for smithsickness

@scarletblossom4655

6 жыл бұрын

Joy Division will Fuckkkk you uppppppp

@bonla2275

6 жыл бұрын

Scarlet Blossom I concur, Joy Division will fuck them up

@tbhon

6 жыл бұрын

I can confirm, Joy Division has fucked me up

@_.-_

6 жыл бұрын

The cure can die in a dumpster fire, but I feel personally called out by my love for the smiths and joy division. Am I That Dude™?? Did i just never see it??

I think he's sad like that because last night he dreamt that somebody loved him, and he believes he's a charming man, but he wonders how soon is now. He is feeling like half a person and heaven knows he's miserable now. But he can't forget that there is a light that never goes out.

@Tatacchan

6 жыл бұрын

You're brilliant!!!

@xmunki1389

Жыл бұрын

Damn

@warkopvalhalla708

Жыл бұрын

Could his life ever be sane again?

@YetAnotherGeorgeth

Жыл бұрын

I hear he’s got everything now after the Queen is dead.

@oldmate3152

Жыл бұрын

Did the night open his eyes too?

But there's a light that never goes out....

@bradoozy

6 жыл бұрын

sage kath That’s The normie Smiths song, it’s bad for that reason

@bradoozy

6 жыл бұрын

Kirby Little You really had to say that in the middle of a KZread comment section?

@bradoozy

6 жыл бұрын

Kirby Little Well, you did what you had to do.

@KingofgraceSARA

6 жыл бұрын

sage kath I was gonna say the same thing😁

@sterlingholobyte

3 жыл бұрын

Not in this video.

Because your child is human and need to be loved just like everybody else does

@derpphil5400

6 жыл бұрын

clever

don’t forget about sudden veganism

@elinathan8363

6 жыл бұрын

meat. is. murder.

@proxymoxie

6 жыл бұрын

I hate vegetables tho.

@namahecc

5 жыл бұрын

Eli Nathan It is. It’s also amazingly delicious.

@TeddymanYT

5 жыл бұрын

@@proxymoxie Morrissey only eats potatoes, pasta and nuts I believe

@ivannext1425

5 жыл бұрын

certainly you got the damn ritgh xd

i like how the mum looks exactly like a typical smiths fan too

Now he's spending warm summer days indoor.

@marianaalonso6368

6 жыл бұрын

Dino F. 82 writening frightning verse to a bucked toothed girl in Luxeburg

@spidervenomkilljoy

5 жыл бұрын

GPOY xDD

@josephvanhinsbergh8880

5 жыл бұрын

Mariana Alonso ASK ME ASK ME ASK MEE

@endeux5768

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Vanhinsbergh because... if it’s not love than it’s the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will keep us together ohhhh.....

@endeux5768

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Vanhinsbergh because... if it’s not love than it’s the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will keep us together ohhhh.....

you know, it's so easy to laugh- it's so easy to hate. It takes strength to be gentle and kind.

@imixmuan9081

Жыл бұрын

Guts. It takes guts to be gentle and kind. Guts.

@andie4307

Жыл бұрын

@@imixmuan9081 he says both

@wishbonefever

6 ай бұрын

i know its over

Okay, so, I thought the kid in the beginning with the yellow shirt was the result of listening to The Smiths.

@elcarcano2

6 жыл бұрын

oStillAliveo hajajajajaj

@benjaminyedija

6 жыл бұрын

Thought he’d be gay after listening to the smiths

@oStillAliveo

6 жыл бұрын

Not necessarily gay, but then I remembered how depressing all of their music is.

@pattybautista8750

5 жыл бұрын

Lol me too ! 😅

@derpphil5400

5 жыл бұрын

I started listening to the smiths because I'm depressed.

Maybe his girlfriend's in a coma, you never know, could be really serious

@BasedRamen

6 жыл бұрын

Y'know, he did mention about there being times where he could have strangled her...

@camilat8268

6 жыл бұрын

@@BasedRamen i also heard him say by rights she should be bludgeoned in her bed, bc pretty girls make graves

@h0lysockbob401

5 ай бұрын

You can meet her at the Cemetery gates. Keats, Yates and Wilde will be there too.

It started for me back in 2001 and im STILL ILL

@johnnyjohnny527

6 жыл бұрын

RicksRemakes underrated comment

@franklyms.shankly8688

5 жыл бұрын

Me too...30+ years later

@imixmuan9081

Жыл бұрын

Started for me in 1984. Hatful of Hollow. I thought the Smiths were the third band Robert Smith of the Cure and Siouxsie and the Banshees was in. I can laugh about it now, but at the time it was terrible. The third band he was in was the Glove. Side project with Steve Severin of the Banshees whilst Siouxise and Budgie were off being the Creatures.

@nela5471

3 ай бұрын

Started for me in 2022...still going

I feel directly attacked

@sasmitroy5480

4 жыл бұрын

You're still ill

@am_i_still_ill

4 жыл бұрын

@@sasmitroy5480 😔😔😔😔😔

@Voln_a

2 ай бұрын

same :(

Ah! I see he's smoking three cigarrettes at once. That's good. When you're hoping for an early death you have to cling to something.

@sevensolaris

6 жыл бұрын

"She said I smoke because I'm hoping for an early death..."

@anelam.6983

6 жыл бұрын

I like your photo Holden! :)

@rrcoelho94

6 жыл бұрын

The catcher in the rye :’)

@anelam.6983

6 жыл бұрын

Renata RC All-time favorite book :)

@dunja7171

6 жыл бұрын

Love your profile picture ❤️

Wait my mom got me into The Smiths so I must be screwed for life

@natural_law

6 жыл бұрын

StrangelightSyd lucky

@notpaige3357

6 жыл бұрын

StrangelightSyd and you have a neutral milk hotel album as your profile, you really are hopeless

@willvaughan3936

6 жыл бұрын

not paige Let's just hope they don't start ranting about Anne Frank and Carrot Flowers

@strangelightt

6 жыл бұрын

The Paradigm I can't help it! She's the only girl I ever loved!!! 😭

@possum9403

6 жыл бұрын

SAME

Honestly it’s joy division that does this to me, like everytime I listen to them i have a breakdown and need a few months to recuperate but the smiths make me so happy

@johnnys-left-earring

2 жыл бұрын

SAME, the smiths make me so happy

@colamola

Жыл бұрын

the smiths and joy division are like 2 of the best bands of all time

@hoodoohullabaloo2848

Жыл бұрын

Lol its the other way around for! Crazy and so interesting how music has such different imapacts on peoples feelings

@v-town1980

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe you typed "like."

@erehsimas

Жыл бұрын

@@v-town1980 the same “like” as in you liking ur own comment

his friend is kool he gave him the best album of the smiths

@estabanjuliojuancortezsanc8785

6 жыл бұрын

Green Alien Girl there is no best they are all equally equivalent you fucking bandwagon hipster

@johndou423

6 жыл бұрын

Green Alien Girl I was scrolling down to find this exact comment!

@MrQwerkafleeg

6 жыл бұрын

The best Smiths album is The Queen is Dead. Compilations like Louder Than Bombs and The World Won't Listen don't count.

@HalfBloodOtter

6 жыл бұрын

louder than bombs is not even an album!! it's a compilation! stop bullshitting

@LordHeath1972

6 жыл бұрын

Meat Is Murder. Nothing else will do.

"I can laugh about it now but at the time it was terrible" 😩

@JP-ve7or

11 ай бұрын

My favorite line. Because it's so goddamn true!

I love the Smiths (music) and find this funny. Some people in these comments need to chill out.

*sing me to s l e e p*

i wanted to not relate but then i looked at the multiple oscar wilde books ive bought since i started listening to them and i just had to shut my damn mouth

@ethanbrady6922

5 жыл бұрын

Same for me, but it wasn’t just the copy of the complete works of Oscar Wilde that jolted me into reality, it was that, the Keats and Yeats anthologies, and the four books about the smiths I have We really all do need help

@shannonc.5837

2 жыл бұрын

i’m sort of the opposite; i’m REALLY into 19th century poetry and when i heard cemetry gates for the first time like a month ago i freaked out at the mention of some of my favourite poets and fell down a bit of a smiths rabbit hole. i doubt i’ll escape said rabbit hole

The Smiths has caused me to want a capo.

@aidantoland5724

3 жыл бұрын

Omfg you listen to megadeth and the Smith's you sir a fucking cool

Same thing happened to me in the late 80s. Grew a quiff , wore a hearing aid and stole all my grandad’s cardigans. My parents constantly nagged me for an explanation 🙄 On the one night a year that I left the house, my friend at the vegetarian anti-vivisection society gala dinner encouraged me to tell them the truth. He was right. I hastily made my way back entered the living room and through blinding tears looked them straight in the feet and blubbered, “I am human and I need to be loved…just like everybody else does” “How soon is now?”, asked Mummy.

@charlescozic3208

6 ай бұрын

Oh, you ran back to Ma Which set the pace for the rest of your days

@craighill5827

6 ай бұрын

@@charlescozic3208 hahahaha 🤣

“Don’t let Morrissey have a MoreisSAY in your child’s life...” 😂

"Oh, you've been in the house too long" she says.. If you ask me(ask me(ask me)), I think this charming man just want to go out tonight, where there's music and there's people and they're young and alive. But mainstream music, that they constantly play, It says nothing to him about his life. Don't spit in his eyes, see, the life he had can make a good man bad. Well, if I were you I wouldn't bother.

that's me.

@OsoMarcol

6 жыл бұрын

Hei S.T.E.V.E.N...push off

As long as he’s happy in the haze of a drunken hour...

On the contrary, I’m alive when I listen to the Smiths. It makes me feel and that’s when I know I’m alive. It might hurt but, I know I’m not the only one.

I know a good counselor he could talk to. He knows so much about these things.

thank you for raising awareness about this important issue. i feel much more confident in this generation now. the smiths has been rotting teenage minds for years now, and it’s about time it comes to an end. i will be sure to share this with my quilting group that meets every friday. they too will appreciate this montage.

@mandoxgobrazy4401

Жыл бұрын

Here her head she lay 😩

@jerefied

Жыл бұрын

i would come but friday im in love

morris-say

Jesus, if that's how he reacts to louder than bombs... don't let him get his hands on the queen is dead

@josiemack5890

3 жыл бұрын

or strangeways

@beanboi3178

Жыл бұрын

Meat is Murder >

Being miserable is good for a young lad, it builds character

His friends don't wanna go out with him cause he says "if a double decker bus hits the both of us" while driving

Bigmouth strikes again.

I could have used this 30 years ago

@elinathan8363

6 жыл бұрын

im 14 but honestly same

"If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I'll eat meat. That's how much I hate Morrissey." -Robert Smith of The Cure

How can moms be against Morrissey. That's dreadfully absurd.

@Moishe555

Жыл бұрын

i read your comment in Morrissey's voice lol

@imixmuan9081

Жыл бұрын

My mother bought Meat is Murder for me as my 18th birthday present in 1985, admittedly at my request . She did her research first though. "Did you know Morrisey was vegetarian?" Yes. "Did you know Morrisey calls himself a feminist?" Yes. "So are you going to be a vegetarian and a feminist?" No. Today I am proud to say I am both.

@JP-ve7or

11 ай бұрын

It's absolutely vile! 🤣

@pey10bogvkuehl29

10 ай бұрын

@@imixmuan9081Sorry to hear you’re retarded.

@emiliajonsson1891

8 ай бұрын

@@Moishe555 same😂

ok but how do i join momsagainstmorrisey?

@kaitlynzuniga

6 жыл бұрын

Anne omg right

@beatrizgonzaga2694

6 жыл бұрын

please let me know

@ivo8312

6 жыл бұрын

Mitch Rothwell ayy thanks i appreciate ur recent upload lol

@ivo8312

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Harvey ayy lol wtf no one ever comments on my pfp and now 2 ppl on one vid ??

I've seen this happen in other people's lives, and now it's happening in his.

This is a example of a charming man

You realize this video is meant as humour.

It's so easy to laugh it's so easy to hate; it takes guts and strength to be gentle and kind. Only the gentle are ever really strong

Lol it's the other way around for me. I actually used to be more depressed before stumbling upon the band. Their music is like therapy to me.

The smiths changed me

The Smiths were awesome. The lyrics are hilarious. The music sublime. Andy Rourke on bass is totally under-rated.

@flip-R008

9 ай бұрын

Totally agree!!! Bass is always underrated

The Smiths music is a life story of many off us...think about it...happiness, sadness, regrets, inspiriation, doubts, certains...etc...etc...

The Smiths are as humorous as they are depressing.

He would go out tonight, but he hasn't got a stitch to wear.

Yea its wierd I've seen this happen in other people's lives and now its happening in mine..

Thank god he’s playing the records on a Crosley Cruiser where they’ll be destroyed and rendered unplayable

how is this video not more popular??? this is only the most accurate video that represents me on youtube

I feel like it’s 2009 and I just stumbled on this video. Its the era of KZread I miss😭😭♥️

I love The Smith's!

@johnwalker5614

Жыл бұрын

*takes headphones off* Sorry?

Judging by his yellow shirt and his love of animals he had it coming

This video was directly underneath Hank Hill listens to The Smiths.

Brooo this is me when I started listening to The Smiths and The Cure

He just needs to be alone, just like everybody else does.

This Chanel made one vid and dipped

don't you ever disrespect Morrissey! HE IS A SAINT!

This video has opened my eyes and I will never sleep again!

I love the smiths, I love Morrissey, but This is funny

nooooo dont open that album its a Classic. dammm it

😂🤣😅😃😄😆 I hear you, Momma. Discovering The Smiths (apart from 2 well-known hits in the 80s) in my 50s. Thankfully (hopefully) wise enough to scoff at 'downer' lyrics while 💃🏾 buttocks right off. 7:32 a.m.; impatiently waiting for neighbours to rise that I may begin blasting it loud. All over again. Your video rocks with hilarity! Awesome job 👍🏿

@chaden9498

6 жыл бұрын

Nobody asked

@bums009

6 жыл бұрын

TheLifeandtheTimes same to you mate...

Look at the kid... He could go out tonight but he hasn't got a stitch to wear

I introduced both my kids to The Smiths when they were teens and now they are awesome well-rounded adults. The Smiths are my favorite band of all time! I saw them in Houston in the 80s at the Cullen Auditorium on the UofH campus and I will never forget it.

@franklyms.shankly8688

5 жыл бұрын

Same here.. been to 6 Moz shows with my daughter and my son just surprised me with 2 GA tix to see Marr in May @ HOB Anaheim, Cali.. Can't wait!

That was me literally, Heaven knew I was miserable in that time. But I got used the live with The Smiths ❤ now it's a privilege I guess.

@franklyms.shankly8688

5 жыл бұрын

I say just keep listening and eventually the feelings start to fade...If not then grab a 4LOCO and keep listening....

“Sometimes I can hear him crying when he’s listening to them” I just know my mother was like this lmfaooo

I saw The Smiths in 1986 and, I swear, it was every bit as violent as the Slayer show I saw the next year. It was General Admission and you had all these crazy, obsessive Smiths fanatics ready to kill each other for spots closer to the stage. One girl got cut so badly you could see the tendons in her arm. I remember this sad, sexually ambiguous guy in a priest's get up with a collar. And a whole row of crying girls during That Joke isn't Funny Anymore. It was one of my favorite nights of the whole 80s; Morrissey said to the crowd, "I hope you know you're missing Benson for this", and I'm so glad I did!

Very funny, and kind of true. That exact thing happened to me and a lot of other people I know. But then again, when you have the Smiths you really don't need anything or anyone else. Except a bedroom. P.S. Louder than bombs, greatest album ever.

Rubbish...morrissey and the Smith's make this life liveable

This night opened his eyes

Every time I see a Crosley playing a record my stomach kicks my kidney

LMAO. haven't laughed so hard on KZread in a long while LOL

No, not crosley. Anything but that.

I must admit-my outlook on life has changed since The Smiths. I don't leave the house as often as I used to. I dress cooler. I smoke a few cigs here and there yet am in a more mindful place now...but hey, that music sounds pretty Good!

The before outfit looks like what I imagine the after outfit would be tbh

I will expose my children to the smiths

@franklyms.shankly8688

5 жыл бұрын

Best thing I ever did!! It's beautiful

listen to Talking Heads instead

@80ssynthpop52

6 жыл бұрын

watersticks now that’s what I’m talking about!

@musiccollector4716

6 жыл бұрын

han cru yep

@franklyms.shankly8688

5 жыл бұрын

Psycho Killer would be a good one to start with..

Am I the only one that cried when I saw that crosley, R I P that lp man

Was in my recommended section. Gold.

Johnny Marr Robert Smith so underrated

@camillasantaana9694

3 жыл бұрын

True

@tbhon

3 жыл бұрын

@@camillasantaana9694 You're my favorite member of the smiths 💓 keep making good music Robert

@camillasantaana9694

3 жыл бұрын

@@tbhon Ok

@tbhon

3 жыл бұрын

@@camillasantaana9694 Noooo now that joke isn't funny anymore because you're an actual member of the band

@camillasantaana9694

3 жыл бұрын

@@tbhonSorry, I changed my profile pic and name 😔 I got into the smiths more so I changed my name and profile picture

haha this is soo good!

This video has opened my eyes...

Been seeing your video in recommendations over the last week. Every time it appeared there, it had another 20k views. Couldn’t resist anymore ;-)

okay this is hilarious 😁

he looks like shaun ryder

@user-mm6vo1cl1d

6 жыл бұрын

skinny shishter it's DAAAAAARE!!!

He became 16, clumsy and shy, that's the story of his life :(

Call him morbid, call him pale. He spent six weeks on your trail

Your child is not lovable and it has nothing it's life so take it, it's yours. Message received loud and clear?

ok but like??? some1 pls save me from my affliction

Oh, mother, I can feel the soil falling over his head

I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL I GOT IT 😂😂😂 THIS IS AMAZING 👏😂

What about joy division ?

@sophiastoller9889

6 жыл бұрын

I Don't Know Elisa even worse..

@chrisoberg6888

6 жыл бұрын

There will just be confusion in his eyes

@milesdoyle7683

5 жыл бұрын

he's lost control again

@neutralnickhotel

5 жыл бұрын

they're trash

Me with my friends

gorgeous. thank you for your service

The doggo is so adorbbbbbbbb