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@lucid4entrelises

7 ай бұрын

How 0 likes?

@Coolsomeone234

6 ай бұрын

​@@lucid4entrelisessame. Idk how

@heha3131

4 ай бұрын

broke ahh pin

Disappointed every time I go to the grocery store and end up with a pineapple that isn't full of cocaine tbh

@stevenewton7787

Жыл бұрын

I know I had the same fantasy when cutting into a watermelon yesterday!

@sugarhieroglyph

Жыл бұрын

Gotta get yer vitamin C.

@ingridakerblom7577

Жыл бұрын

Those are reserved for the staffs christmas party..

@cdk1016

Жыл бұрын

You are statistically more likely to find cocaine hidden in banana crates.

@cdk1016

Жыл бұрын

A port in Texas donated 2 pallets of over ripe bananas to the Texas department of criminal justice which they later discovered to contain cocaine worth an estimated street value of 18 million $. Maybe diversify your your fruit selection if you would like increase your odds of scoring nose candy. And that's not a one off. I'd go for bananas, pineapple, oranges and occasionally avocados. Diversify and increase your odds. Might help if you purchase on the southern side of any states bordering Mexico but it pops up randomly across the country. Its like cross country narco-produce whack-a-mule. 😆

I literally got a cocaine bear advertisement while watching this 😂

@jpprod2043

Жыл бұрын

Same here lol

@EarthWasHere

Жыл бұрын

Same💀

@stocktonjoans

Жыл бұрын

what you actually saw was an ad inside an ad, because the movie studio paid vice to make an ad that looks like one of their articles

@stocktonjoans

Жыл бұрын

p.s why are you seeing ad's during videos? free ad blockers work

@aeon_zero

Жыл бұрын

They sponsored the video, it says it at the end

Side note this is my favorite Vice series by far! "We would like to congratulate drugs, for winning the war on drugs"

Everytime the government discovers a method, 5 different methods are being used.

@Yodaddi_13

Жыл бұрын

Yup u can thank ur CIA for making different strategies and methods for the cartel.

@slowedversion6393

Жыл бұрын

And more and more etc

@alexcope8142

Жыл бұрын

when will heroin be legalized? when will cocaine be legalized? when will meth be legalized?

@tylersmash7134

Жыл бұрын

@@Yodaddi_13 shouldn't the cartel be thanking them or does that require too much brain?

My neighbourhood barber was just arrested for selling drugs it's crazy how I've been his costomer for 4 years and never knew he was a barber 😮...

That poor bear. He only tried a few hundred kilos of cocaine ONE time and dropped dead. Hopefully kids and adults alike can learn from this. It only takes trying it one single time to destroy your life or even worse, take your life. Not to mention the shame this will bring to his bear family. I hear they rarely ever leave their den these days. They say the gossip amongst all his "supposed" little forest friends is simply too much to bear.

@GRANOLA77

Жыл бұрын

😔😔😔

@listenhere1623

Жыл бұрын

Get out

@nathangarland9453

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍺🍺🍺🍺

@tommyvercetti7632

Жыл бұрын

Literally saw a ad for Cocaine Bear movie before this video…

@mohammadg50

Жыл бұрын

@@tommyvercetti7632 bro it showed the same ad for me in middle of the video. Cocain bear lol😂

I’ve seen one of the drug subs. It was before anyone had ever heard of them so I’m assuming they weren’t caught because we didn’t report them. I was on an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. I just happened to look over the side and saw a periscope just putting along. We all checked it out and wondered why in the hell anyone was riding around 400 miles from shore in a sub with a pvc periscope. Our driller was retired Navy and said it definitely wasn’t military. Looking back now, it’s clear what it was. This was around 2005-2006.

@RichOffYayy

Жыл бұрын

No shi

@brokentombot

Жыл бұрын

I wonder why they had a periscope out but failed to use it to see an oil rig. Must have been high in there.

@juanocampo2262

Жыл бұрын

So you just saw a periscope floating along 😂

@candycouldntbesosweet

Жыл бұрын

That’s a pretty cool story

@crushadin5793

Жыл бұрын

I believe it, I saw Santa's sleigh last year

Sergeant: "Where did those massive bags of cocaine go?" Officer: "A bear ate them" Sergeant: "Ok, that sounds believable. I'll notify the press"

@G666REY

Жыл бұрын

Whats the Movie being called?

@stealthisaccount433

Жыл бұрын

i got an ad for that before this vid lol

@llclassifiedll8179

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂you know what you’re right lmao

@mart1547

Жыл бұрын

@@G666REY, Goldilocks and the three crackheads

@el0013

Жыл бұрын

@@G666REY cocaine bear

These tunnels are the main reason why building a wall made/ makes no sense. The boarder literally is too long and the cartel is always 10 steps ahead.

@lexj432hz6

3 ай бұрын

Can you hear? He literally said the VAST majority of drugs are not transported underground. Then immediately after, he said “they (drugs) come over the border.” Wym a wall makes “no sense?”

The submarines are not built in just the Amazon, they are built on the west coast of Colombia.

Safest way to move drugs long distance these days, would apparently be by weather balloon.

@jamesbrownie4704

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA "I WAS JUST TRYING TO SEE IF THE MEDIA WAS TRUE ABOUR HOW COLD IT WAS IN THE EAST!" AHAHAHAH

Those little submarines are so cool. Nice video. Keep up the good work.

9:09, he sums up my sentiment exactly. The U.S. government is too stupid to legalize drugs and make this smuggling and cartel problem disappear. They'd rather seize 1 pound for every hundred thousand that makes it through so they can feel like they've accomplished something.

@joshuagibson2520

Жыл бұрын

They're in on it. They don't want it legal. Us gov has been involved in lots drug dealing throughout history too. I'm with you, but its not because they're stupid so much is that they use it for gain. Just like any smuggler or anyone else. We'd all benefit if legalization happens, and the gov will lose.

@alexc7242

Жыл бұрын

@@joshuagibson2520 No disagreement there. I just think that taxing the hell out of it could still prove beneficial for the government, and people within the system could still fatten their own pockets, per usual.

@jerm7159

Жыл бұрын

They dont want it legal. If its legal how can they control and jail the masses?

@alexc7242

Жыл бұрын

@@jerm7159 Good point. Can't say that isn't accurate.

@MelGibsonFan

Жыл бұрын

Legalizing and taxing would be marked improvement but it’s delusional to think the cartels would go away. They’re pushing fentanyl, meth, labor exploitation, sex workers and yes even CSAM. They are a cancer and they won’t be removed by pie in the sky bullshit like “oh let’s just legalize weed”

Love the Cosby sweater. 😭

I wish these segments were longer

I love this guy, he's so right about his last sentences

@kaamos79

Жыл бұрын

Permissive or lax drug policies in the US have not really ended well - SF is in a severe crisis, as is Portland. Prohibition alone isn't the answer of course, but just giving up and accepting serious, highly addictive, health wrecking, mind consuming, life destroying drugs are just something we have to live with only tends to make awful places with endemic social problems.

9:08 is the MOST IMPORTANT MESSAGE for ALL the governments around the world! WAR on anything including drugs NEVER solved anything! Thank u Vice for making this!👏👍

Great video !

As soon as they were talking about the bear finding the coca , a commercial of the coca bear just came on for a new movie .. I said “wth” when it came on and in the commercial , the ending has a guy saying “wth” and we said it at the same time. This was wild

Kind of narcosub situation was going on in northern Europe back in 1920 up until the beginning of WW2. A metal pontoon was built and filled with canisters of illegal alcohol. This was built so it would be completely submerged and was attached via long rope to a fishing boat to pull over the sea border. When smugglers spotted the coast guard they simply cut the rope and pretended to be regular fishermen.

This videos never change

im so hyped about the cocaine bear movie

Another banger to start the day

the real victim here was that poor bear..🤙🤙✌️✌️👍👍🇲🇽🇲🇽

Great 👍 job good video keep up the good work

Thanks for the tutorial

Now that was some clever advertising. Bravo.

If there's a demand then there will always be a supply... they will always coexist... If we can't focus on the demand side then this is just a problem that'll keep going on forever...

top content, ty

We’d like to Congratulate Drugs on winning the War on Drugs. best intro to a song!!

Almost surprinsing, vice doing good content its been a while

@soulife8383

Жыл бұрын

far left as usual. They made cocain bear a hero when Cocaine bear rhymes with insane nightmare for a reason.

@isaacwismer7567

Жыл бұрын

Haha right

@stocktonjoans

Жыл бұрын

this is obviously an advert the movie studio paid them to make look like an article, and that's good content to you? i know youtube has gone down hill but things aren't really that bad are they?

@wav_909

Жыл бұрын

@@stocktonjoans i dont care about that, video was actually informative, and didnt feel like it was pushing some sort of agenda

@Idontknowwhat2type

Жыл бұрын

@@stocktonjoans this is a long running series that covers this exact kinda stuff… it’s not really a big deal it fits the MO perfectly

Stay safe everyone. I hope everyone had an amazing day! Thanks vice for always staying informational. Sex toys to smuggle drugs though….

@lisafranklin9089

Жыл бұрын

Aye, aye captain!

@CaptainFrandy

Жыл бұрын

@@umpin3 so true! I never thought about that. Better than swallowing bags

@somerandomfella

Жыл бұрын

Imagine how numb ur 🐱 would be?

impressive.

Nice

Some say the bear was unlucky... but what bears do you know that have movies made about them? This man is up there with Paddington, and Winnie.

@jamesick

Жыл бұрын

the bear died

War on drugs is truly a losing battle, its the same with prohibition as long as their is demand for something their will always be supply

lmaoo the fact that this is sponsored by Cocaine Bear

@stocktonjoans

Жыл бұрын

why do so many people not understand that the studio paid vice to make an ad for them that looks like a vice article? or do you honestly think that a small private plane (one of the most routine methods of smuggling) belongs at the start of an article about the "craziest" ways drugs are trafficked?

Thanks vice I'll try it

Interesting stuff

The war on drugs will never be won

@nihiqallam5616

Жыл бұрын

yes it can be if I was the president

@badway420

Жыл бұрын

Drugs already won

@cristodude

Жыл бұрын

Has been. Drugs won. Congrats. I wonder if this could become olympic at one point in the future.

Watching this I feel like we’re 30 years behind them ( there has to be A LOT more recent stories similar than the 80’s coke days), the good ole boys days btw

congratulations to the war on drugs for winning the war on drugs

As longs as their is a War on terror their will be no Real War on Drugs.

To be fair, I could sort of maybe understand the inclination towards prohibition in the 1970s and 80s; back before we knew prohibition didn't work. But if you still, in the 21st century believe prohibition is the right move you're just a lost cause and have learned nothing from the past. You're not gonna stop people from doing cocaine and there's no reason to when we already allow tobacco and alcohol use, despite their addiction rates being even higher than cocaine.

@sara-cf2tz

Жыл бұрын

and sugar.. which mice literally choose over coke. so if sugar is marketed to CHILDREN, whose brain receptors it severely alters to render them addicted for life thus provoking health epidemics such as obesity and diabetes, how are consenting adults not allowed to decide for themselves over less dangerous drugs? it always shocks me how for example shrooms are considered a class A drug along with the most dangerous such as heroin when it is literally an ancestral plant that has so many health benefits, specifically for mental health disorders. my country was the first one in the world to legalize cannabis and sell it in pharmacies and it completely solved the problem of foreign gangs and cartels smuggling cheap, low-grade and spiced marijuana. now everyone that chooses to do so is smoking top-grade, california-style weed! the overwhelming majority of the country approves this law even if they don’t smoke because obtaining and smoking weed has become much less dangerous and is now regulated by the government, so no more gang violence, police brutality over having one joint in your pocket, risk of jail etc. let’s hope the whole world sees us as an example (usa & canada already have) and chooses to legalize cannabis along with considering the same for other drugs.

@tz8785

Жыл бұрын

In the 1970s, the Noble Experiment of 1920-33 still was very much living memory. It wasn't a case of "we didn't know any better", it was either total delusion or "this time it's different".

@Ryan88881

Жыл бұрын

@@tz8785 I know but I'm talking about the War on Drugs specifically starting in 1971 which changed everything and this wasn't alcohol or the early 20th century anymore, it's the modern era. What they were doing in the 70s and 80s, especially in foreign countries was pretty new when it came to cracking down on illegal psychoactives.

@tz8785

Жыл бұрын

@@Ryan88881 In other words, "this time it's different".

@Ryan88881

Жыл бұрын

@@tz8785 Yes but the drugs themselves and capabilities of law enforcement were a lot different too. It wasn't really fully clear that you could not stop illegal drugs until the early 90s or late 80s at earliest. DEA didn't even have that much funding or agents prior to Kiki's murder in 1985 which then made the DEA a lot more legitimate.

Great show

@stocktonjoans

Жыл бұрын

you misspelled "advert"

Fire 🔥🔥🔥

I got cocaine bear commercial 😂

My grandmother told me stories as a young pharmacist assistant, you could get everything Opium, coke etc over the counter. You had few junkies, but those were functional because the stuff was clean. You had no social problems, everyone was doing ok. Maybe few issues here and there like with alcohol. Than come the 70s and things started to change

@default179

Жыл бұрын

Or they hid it better because society was different but sure

@jantschierschky3461

Жыл бұрын

@@default179 I seen people who use drugs, especially heroin and you never know, because they use good stuff. Is all those crap they use to cut it is a problem

@pabloes588

Жыл бұрын

Drugs aren’t the problem as most people who take them aren’t addicts Most addicts have mental health issues or suffered trauma in their lives Sell the drug’s legally and invest the stupidly large profits into early detection of said illnesses Saying that didn’t the us basically legalise opioids a few years back and now has the highest overdose rate ever?

1:02 "...and one unlucky bear!" bet the bear didnt feel so unlucky lmaoo

@soulife8383

Жыл бұрын

it OD'd and died. Not sure why they left that tidbit at "unlucky".

Did anyone else get an ad for the movie Cocain Bear during this video!? Crazy!

I love how I got a ad for Cocaine Bear lol

I know a dude who used cocaine for some years, now he is clean but kind of hyperactive.

@spicysalsaking791

Жыл бұрын

He likely has ADHD and was just self-medicating.

@davidcomtedeherstal

Жыл бұрын

@@spicysalsaking791 At age 59Y?

loving these drug docs🔥

9:12 - Im dang sure this guy wildin with parties 😂🤝🏾💯

El chapo escaping on an underground bike cracked me up

Thats funny that the guy on the video being the narrator is actually a heroin addict irl

@Prbkkb

Жыл бұрын

How You know fr?

@G666REY

Жыл бұрын

@@Prbkkb unless he knows him than he’s just Guessing because he has glossy eyes with small to normal sized pupils. Might as well be on weed. Lol

Vice: “The government makes drugs illegal but that stops no one.” Also Vice: “The government should make guns illegal”

@voutolliC22

Жыл бұрын

people having the right to change their consciousness is not the same as people thinking they have the right to have a killswitch on others.

@shelbyspeaks3287

Жыл бұрын

@@emiliolautaro87 that's a stupid point because you can't reverse time and take the millions of gun already in the US out.

@shelbyspeaks3287

Жыл бұрын

@@voutolliC22 YOU DONT HAVE A F***** CHOICE, what do you hippies not understand about that???

@Prat-zi1ou

Жыл бұрын

Are you comparing production of guns with guns lol

Nice book report bro

Lmao... vice really does have the best drug videos! Well done...

Anyone else get the cocaine bear movie ad with this video? Lmfao

@stocktonjoans

Жыл бұрын

everyone who's dumb enough to _still_ not have any ad blockers

@mrkool501

Жыл бұрын

@@stocktonjoans some people use their phone to watch videos, not their pc

@7996hobguy

Жыл бұрын

@@mrkool501 I pay for KZread premium. Which gives me KZread Music along with KZread Red. I haven't seen an ad on my phone, PC or TV in years.

@stocktonjoans

Жыл бұрын

@@mrkool501 lame

cocain is Americas cup of coffee

🤯My pre-ad for this video was 'Cocaine Bear'🤯

That dogs having a fucking field day

Whatever happened to just pooping a balloon?

@mlgjan5046

Жыл бұрын

nitrus can be more damaging than cocaine use tbh

Those people that discover stashes of drugs or money and decide to contact the police you amaze me. I would take my cut and leave the rest for the next adventurer who discovers it and they can take the burden of calling the police

@sara-cf2tz

Жыл бұрын

till u get caught w a pound and try to tell the police u found it and they don’t believe u lol

Drug report sponsored by the Cocaine Bear well played Vice

Can we just bring the 70’s back. No fentanyl just powder and bud. 😢too many people dying here in my town

I bet they only found "$2000" 😒

“Finding a piece of hay in a haystack, completely impossible” I think that would be pretty easy to be fair seems as all you need is one piece of hay and there’s a whole haystack, this guy needs help.

@kudzaim5434

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 I had to rewind a couple of times

Hahaha. A KZread ad for the cocaine bear movie interrupted half way through this video and i thought the coincidence was hilarious. 😂

Gotta love the ole skool 80s 90s cokain cowboys rockin mullets n all haha

Well...drugs won the war on drugs

I like the fact that I got the cocaine bear trailer beforehand

Interesting how the cocain bear movie advertisement was the add for this right after he gave them a shout-out.

if you get caught with 50g of drugs on the Chinese boarder, you get death penalty, it seems to work pretty well preventing drugs get into schools, maybe the US can learn a bit

@Pleezath

Жыл бұрын

Idk maby not make it illegal in the first place seems better to me

Какой же бред, своей политикой государства губят жизни, люди должны сами распоряжаться своим телом, как это показано в одной из Новелл в фильме "Трасса 60". Запреты не дают вырасти качеству лекарств и поэтому умирают люди :С

I got an ad for cocaine bear on this video 😂

Kudos to VICE,they always come through with very informative stuff

I’ve watched the series for a while and always wondered what VICE’s belief on the handling of the drug crisis should be?

@rr212

Жыл бұрын

The same as handling the crisis on sugar should be. NON EXISTANT. Ppl need to be free to choose things that are good and healthy, as well as things that are bad and unhealthy to them. If this is not the case, we are not Free individuals.

@lonesome3958

Жыл бұрын

@@rr212 except for seriously dangerous drugs that havr no benefits like gentanyl or similar

@joshuagibson2520

Жыл бұрын

@@lonesome3958 no. Fent as well.

@JoseDoesntGetHistory

Жыл бұрын

@@lonesome3958 if you're an able-minded adult as long as you don't force other people to do drugs with you or deal with your bullshit it should be no one's business but yours what drugs you take, even if you want to inject propane into you veins and turn yourself into a human stove

@esimler

Жыл бұрын

@@rr212 and who pays their medical bills when they eat them selves into diabetic coma?

the war on drugs is a joke and waste of resources

@lizbethartemis4886

Жыл бұрын

it is a business

That's crazy

I got that ad for that coke bear movie on this video lol

It was actually one very very lucky bear...🤣

damn, this whole video is an ad for a movie. Next level marketing.

Cocaine bear ads outta control 😂

" Rec tum,----- nearly killed him!"

🔥🔥🔥

just vice being vice in the end. what you hope will happen. woke up people!

Sooooo cocaine bear is the ad for this video lol

They should pay you for this movie promotion!!!! Marketing is genius now days especially try stories

Oh wow!!!!!.....

When are we going to accept that prohibition has, and never will work?

@MrPink5754

Жыл бұрын

Truth.

That 🐻 was luckily unlucky

I bet they've got full submarines by now. Just much harder to spot.

Cocaine bear crazy 🤣

Commenting for the algorithm!

crazy that this video is actually sponsored by cocaine bear

Indeed... Good luck with dat!

7:42 it's like finding a needle in a stack of needles