I pray regularly for Tim to be a station on gta6. I would never fucking turn it off.

@javierrodriguez5422

2 ай бұрын

Amen to that!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

@seanrevsgames5482

2 ай бұрын

Hopefully they update his station regularly in order to avoid repetitive rants. I remember hating the station on Far Cry 4 for that same reason.

@lachlank.8270

2 ай бұрын

just listen to his podcast while you play idiot

@jilliebeanisnotmylover

2 ай бұрын

Fucking radio gold

@danielballarin9084

2 ай бұрын

Yes… Radio X’s new radio host

Janice on The Sopranos is the epitome of this archetype 😂😂😂

@realexkav

2 ай бұрын

Nah, it's Sarah from Six Feet Under

@gagecoutch3284

2 ай бұрын

What happened to Richie aunt Janice

@TheJokerx420

2 ай бұрын

That’s who I was picturing in my head as he was describing the cool aunt 💀

@bandamardu

2 ай бұрын

But her hippy streak ran out

@johndong7524

2 күн бұрын

@@bandamardu And now she wants in. To be one of us.

Tim Dillon singing Fleetwood Mac is what you and I need and didn't know until the algorithm fed us this video

@glowindark64

2 ай бұрын

Correct

@ChadAF_YT

2 ай бұрын

Amen

@allofmykek3884

2 ай бұрын

Yup lol....

This is one of the best bits tim has ever done

@isaiahdaddys9379

2 ай бұрын

No doubt I'm cracking tf up

@juanbetancourtg68

2 ай бұрын

Gold.

@laurennutttrail

2 ай бұрын

I have to agree

@Gane-Shillis

2 ай бұрын

I was tattooing a woman in her mid 30s when I first listened to this, I watched this woman realize she was the "cool aunt" throughout the session, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen hahahaha

@JMAC..

2 ай бұрын

@@Gane-Shillis that is a fantastic story. I think we all know like 4 women like this

I had a cool aunt growing up. She would drink smoke amd party like no other grown up i knew. Shes my second mom and someone i love dearly. But when i got older and had a big break up of my own. I asked my cool aunt what i should do. She told me that trust was never a real thing. I realized then that my cool aunt was really just a heartbroken women. Left by the person she loved the most. Life changing moment for me

@norfnorf3819

2 ай бұрын

Not many people experience a life-changing moment through another person’s - even a loved one’s - experience. Your ability to do that will prevent you from making a lot of mistakes on your own 👍

@hypokratesthehypocrite3513

12 күн бұрын

When I went to therapy and for context I’m only 21 The therapist told me something I need to realize is that I’m going through a phase of life where your slowly realizing that all the people in your life the adults your parents grandparents, teachers, bosses, the therapist herself Are all just people who are learning and growing constantly like I am and they also just as flaws and imperfect and fucked up as I am. This whole conversation came up cause I asked her “Do Adults really exist” One of the best pieces of advice I ever got

Tim has a good rock voice.

@HijoDelHongo

2 ай бұрын

I didn't know I needed a Tim Dillon cover album. Aunt Deb's Mixtape

@billyjean5934

2 ай бұрын

almost wasted on here in the realms of podcasting

@Toadonthetable

2 ай бұрын

Just gonna comment and say he has decent pitch for joke singing. He does well at karaoke night ill bet

Tim has the body language and presentation of a muppet. And I’m here for it.

@Syzygy77

2 ай бұрын

Dang it’d be cool to see a muppet version of Tim

“Everybody’s life is a tragedy to some degree…” beautiful

Aunt Deb is so cool she has a Planned Parenthood punch card.

@mrscruffles801

2 ай бұрын

Totally a sign that she's living her best life and not just screwing strangers to make herself feel like she's not a loser

@mycryuntothine7647

2 ай бұрын

Big Biznuss

@snu3877

2 ай бұрын

She deliberately got knocked up again just because she wanted to take advantage of the Buy 1, Get 1 Free abortion special.

@markferguson3745

Ай бұрын

She has frequent flyer status, and can jump guests on the line,- you know, - the ones that were a little too medicated to realize that the morning after didn't take?Or that she forgot to take it?

he literally gifted at dropping u into the reality of the circumstances

The "cool aunt" is now extremely overweight and working overnight shifts at Mobile Mart 😂

“my name is Krista! i got frizzy hair and a big bush!” 😂

My sister is already trying to claim the cool aunt status with our 8 month old nephew. It’s unbearable

@jilliebeanisnotmylover

2 ай бұрын

Not "trying to claim" it 😂🤣😭

@MylesLong82

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like my ex 😂😂

@mikebubar1880

2 ай бұрын

When the rain washes you clean....

@themindfield4874

2 ай бұрын

@@mikebubar1880 Nice work Mike!

We need a compilation of all of Tim’s singing

@valairsoft

2 ай бұрын

He is truely gifted

@billyjean5934

2 ай бұрын

​@@valairsoftit's a vibe

@aperez5360

22 күн бұрын

the Arabs and Jews song is my favorite

This Cool Aunt segment is hilarious, and the singing tops it off!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

This is the latest and greatest of Tim’s many masterful character portraits

I’m in a new lesbian-fronted band who just started covering “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac so this really hits close to home

It's not just the Aunts. Lots of people hide their misery with a cool facade.

@Syzygy77

2 ай бұрын

Yeah there are creepy uncles.

@CJVS995

2 ай бұрын

Creepy uncles are creepy precisely because they stopped trying to be cool and just gave up. Had one like that. Coke and whiskey addict, hung out with whores but outside of that just a shell of a man.

@deezlesteezle

2 ай бұрын

Metaphorically speaking, we all wear masks.

@thegardenmuse2398

Ай бұрын

🤣

@ToadalSimplicity

21 күн бұрын

@@deezlesteezleit’s a metaphor, Mr. Ipkus. A metaphor.

Tim singing my favorite Fleetwood Mac songs, they remind me of my best friend who has since passed. Her name was Sarah. I have a photo of her next to the candle my sister got me that literally reads "IM A COOL AUNT" I AM CRYING LMAO

@kevinblue1976

2 ай бұрын

Tim isn’t a comedian, he’s a prophet. Yes or yes?

@Rizza.

2 ай бұрын

@@kevinblue1976 yes, truly

@itsv1p3r

2 ай бұрын

Life imitates art

@lachlank.8270

2 ай бұрын

SARA! You're the poet in my heart!!!

@deathbycognitivedissonance5036

2 ай бұрын

This is amazing. Lmao

when you grow up you begin to realize that the 'cool aunt' isn't cool at all and that's why all those boyfriends she had that you really liked left your life and were never seen again

@gitoffmahlawn

2 ай бұрын

They went back to their official girlfriends or found a new side piece

@mrscruffles801

2 ай бұрын

I can't relate to this at all lol

@hayleyhellbound9513

2 ай бұрын

Thisssss my cool aunt disappeared after she called CPS on my mom for not sweeping 5 times a day when the dog was shedding XD

@lvl11717

2 ай бұрын

Growing up is realizing all those boyfriends she had were terrible people, and that’s why she’s alone. That’s why she’s a little off - they put her through hell. She wants peace now, and she deserves it. Players only love you when they’re playing. She’s too knowledgable about the ways of the world to ever go back.

@arkeshn729

2 ай бұрын

​@@lvl11717so she constantly picked terrible boyfriends?

Aunt Deb yell whispering through “gritted teeth”…. I died.

“Drink and drive you have no kids to kill” “Go home and take that bottle of pills” Fleetwood Mac just as I remembered, while fisting myself :)

@At76812

Ай бұрын

This made me laugh! Fantastic comment!

“She goes… to the well… of her pain! “-Dillon 😂💀

“When the rain washes you clean your nose” 😂

Tim has the voice of an angel. He was singing and baby deer started to emerge from the forest.

Men become Dennis, women become aunt Deb. Life in the big city.

this entire episode was about cool aunts. he kept coming back to it

Fisting, and underrated way of describing stuff.

2:53 Lol! Overall this performance deserves an award and Fleetwood Mac should do the honors of presenting it to Tim.

My aunt made me designated driver from Denver when I was 14

@runswithraptors

2 ай бұрын

Good life experience 👍

@Syzygy77

2 ай бұрын

Over the mountains? Lol, she probably got you to honk the horn while driving through einsenhower tunnel.

Oh man! This hit home 😂 my cool aunt had a leather jacket, smoked cigs, and drove an IROC-Z

I cant listen to the song without hearing tim's version now 🤣🤣

Cool aunts are just the younger child who never did anything with their life

Cool aunt: "My friend Jimmy was gay. He was in a relationship with his own father." Dammit, where is my inhaler? I am dying.

Damnnn...Tim has some decent pipes!!

@pretty_troll

2 ай бұрын

YASSSSSSSS

My cool aunt slept with all my friends and made it weird.

@TreewwwyYzzerdd

2 ай бұрын

Hell yeah

@ChadBasedRedpill

2 ай бұрын

Was I one of your friends?

@DublinAuntsMusic

2 ай бұрын

That's what she's for

@phumlanindlovu5653

2 ай бұрын

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS WILD

@Syzygy77

2 ай бұрын

Which part was weird? The fact that she was banging your friends or was it the fact that she got all your friends sprung then dropped them like hot potatoes after she got what she wanted? 😂

8 minutes in and this is already a classic Tim rant absolute masterclass

"Cool uncle: yes! Cool aunt: nope!" -Every single child that has ever lived.

As a single man in my early thirties, I love seeing the “cool aunt” at the bar. All I have to do is compliment their sun hat and it’s an easy pull.

@spderman123

2 ай бұрын

so true 💀

@HijoDelHongo

2 ай бұрын

"There's a Fleetwood Mac cover band playing just a few bars over" PULLL THAT COOL AUNT GETT THOSE CHEEEKS A CLAAAAPIN THUNDEEER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN ITS RAAAAININ

@rankoutsider2363

2 ай бұрын

😂

@notthatkindofsam

2 ай бұрын

Gross

@davidlund5213

2 ай бұрын

🏌️‍♂️

I’ll be the ideal citizen in grand theft auto, please make a Tim Dillon radio station. I’ll just drive around in the car.

@kamcobbe

2 ай бұрын

I'd start playing the game just because of that, driving around in the car sand minding my business while listening to Tim.

Tim rants are the drug I live for more and more every day.

This is the best rant I've ever heard. Could it have something to do with the fact that my ex-wife had an aunt named Debbie who what is an old hippie lady who wears a leather jacket, tie dye t-shirts, smokes mad cigarettes, drinks Natty light, talks like RFK Jr and jammed Fleetwood Mac incessantly? Yes.

I’ll never hear that song the same without laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@VARVIS_

29 күн бұрын

He has ruined it 😂

It is one of the great wonders of the world of how spontaneously funny Tim Dillon is

“ go home and taaaaake those bottle of pills” 😂😂😂

Tim’s got a great singing voice for real

Bro you described my “cool” older cousin who did drugs, ran away from home, tried to kill herself, got sent away to live with other relatives, and now is a wreck. And nobody checks on her.

Killed that cover of “Dreams” lmaoooo

Here's the thing no one talks about sometimes parents don't like their kids cause they're just assholes

@Cuntspiracy2.0

2 ай бұрын

The asshole apples don't fall far from the asshole tree

@ingusmant

Ай бұрын

All that matters is what happens to gay kids, it don't matter if you get bullied, all that matters is that the gay kid say they were bullied

@lucajack007

Ай бұрын

The kids or the parents??

Cool Aunt is unhappy due to unspecified trauma and subsequent poor choices. She is resentful of the normies who have easy lives: healthy children, unproblematic marriages, and nice houses. Her intervention with the nieces and nephews is actually subversive, she's trying to undermine the values of her normie brothers and sisters. When you can't have kids, you try to mess up your siblings kids. It's diabolical genius.

@badlaamaurukehu

2 ай бұрын

This is why you always vet your gf's friends before ever even considering marriage or long term business. Seen many friends relationships go south due to meddling broads or drama seeking queens sabotage.

Cool aunt sounds like she’s using her siblings’ kids to compensate for her f-ups.

I dated a cool aunt. This is very true Tim very true.

As the cool aunt, this is sadly so accurate 😂😂😂😂

@Mr2200

2 ай бұрын

I can make you a cool momma 😏😘😳

@phumlanindlovu5653

2 ай бұрын

THANK YOU FOR TAKING ACCOUNTABILITY

0:27 hit the nail on the head with that part

His best rant in years 😂

This was such a good bit

A cool aunt is like a kid in daycare, no one really loves them

Tim Dillon is such an American gem 💎 ❤

Another Outstanding Show!! Thank You Timmy Polo!! Cool Aunt Was Done On Point Bro!!

Champagne rant as usual, from the best in the business.

@therealko7013

2 ай бұрын

Best in the fake business

Classic Tim Dillon bit

I adore you Tim Dillon. You're my favorite sarcastic and smart Podcast Dude ❤❤❤😂😂😂

Great work as always Tim!

I thought him singing and just burst out laughing. This was gold.😂

this ep ruled 😂🤘

Tim had fun with this one 😂

This is way too accurate 😂

Mick Fleetwood slaying the drums, reminds me of 'animal' (from the muppets) love em both!

This is gold

I had a cool aunt. She taught me how to curse, smoked, drank, played and sang in bands, dated an endless parade of drummers. She drank her self to death and died of cirrhosis in her early 40’s.

2:24 lol dude I’m like crying laughing stopppp 😭😭

Your comedy hits deep at times

Whenever he describes the cool aunt its always just jordan jensen

@Rizza.

2 ай бұрын

Lmaoooo

😂 Fleetwood Mac. This has to be one of the funniest bits Tim has ever done.

“Reverse engineering these people with very tragic lives into folk heroes” yep

Deb sounds like Elizabeth Banks' character on Modern Family. Party girl who is (not so) secretly tragic.

I prefer Rumors by Fleetwood Mac as a lifestyle choice. Regardless, that was an amazing bit. Funny stuff.

I cant this is too funny 😂

My best friend had a cool aunt she couldn't stop telling us how cool she was

Damn, Tim’s got some pipes!!!

“The Cool Aunt Rant” is an awesome video title

“Of her niece, godchildren, former stepson, and extended family she says: ‘I have lots of kids. It's much more fun to be the crazy auntie than it is to be the mom, anyway.’” - Stevie Nicks Wikipedia

WHEN THE RAIN WASHEEES YOU CLEAN YOULL KNOWW

Tim discovered the Wine Aunt meme

Hey Tim good morning

I’m afraid I’m a Cool Aunt and I’m a 25 year old gay man

@johndong7524

2 күн бұрын

Lol. And yes, you are.

The Sunday at 4:30 drinking margaritas as the bar with chips instead of fries is unbelievably accurate.

I know a lot of people feel centered when they come, but I feel centered when I listen to you

This bit is up there with Life in the Big City

😂😂😂 … The was living in Hell bit got me too😂😂😂

Omg that is why I’m always late to weddings

Now do the funcle! 😂

This was such a funny bit I had this aunt

be a unit of production

@adamjames1375

13 күн бұрын

If you don't make stuff...there is no stuff.

Dear Fleetwood Mac , it definitely can thunder without rain !

Adding Fleetwood Mac got me.🤣🤣🤣

Honestly shocked I’m saying this but I wanna hear Tim sing some karaoke now that was pretty good 🤣

Money is not meant to control people rather it is meant to be put to work producing more money for you. You cannot build wealth without putting money in its rightful place.

@josemanuelmacias7968

2 ай бұрын

People don't understand that the prices of things are never going back down. This inflation is deeper than we think. Those buying groceries are well aware that the real inflation is much over 10%. The increments don't match our income, yet certain investors still earn over $365,000 in stocks and assets. Wish I could accomplish that.

@mihaiduta4236

2 ай бұрын

Very possible! especially at this moment. Profits can be made in many different ways, but such intricate transactions should only be handled by seasoned market professionals.

@joshraphaelbatusin933

2 ай бұрын

Finding yourself a good broker is as same as finding a good wife, which you go less stress, you get just enough with so much little effort at things

@codecreateurroku6764

2 ай бұрын

Jeff demonstrates an excellent understanding of market trends, making well informed decisions that leads to consistent profit

@vilasaojose6703

2 ай бұрын

I'm new at this, please how can I reach him?

❤❤❤ Cool Uncle here Showing my nephews to Smile and keep it real while enjoying this Ride

This was just an excuse for tim Dillon to sing fleetwood mac