On one hand, I see your point. But on the other hand, if we don't let people support the Confederacy we'll lose one of our easiest checks for identifying stupid people.

@alliova

11 ай бұрын

so true mr florida

@DakodaOK

11 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Confederacy supporters _can't_ figure out what the peanut butter jar filling machine is doing in that one scene.

@danielwisehart5460

11 ай бұрын

these people have a lot to learn about turning things outside in

@gendygoblin8391

11 ай бұрын

That’s some 4 dimensional thinking 😂

@DukeNauticus

11 ай бұрын

I mean, I wouldn't say so. These days they just wear a red cap, which makes 'em pretty easy to point out.

it wasn't even because the US elected a guy who *would* abolish slavery, but because they elected a guy who *maybe* would reduce slavery.

@camoking3609

7 ай бұрын

What's funnier is that Lincoln specifically didn't want to aolbolish slavery because he knew how much southern society relied on them, But him being elected set them off badly enough to break away, and while they were throwing a tantrum in the fields, He abolished the systems of slavery. Their violent reaction to the situation convinced him that slavery was a problem that needed to be addressed and dealt with right now or else, it would cause worse problems in the future . They basically complained about Abe ending slavery than did everything in their power to ensure Lincoln would end slavery Poetic honestly

@Wh40kFinatic

7 ай бұрын

The containment and eventual phasing out of slavery was a goal of Northerners, it was the majority-held view, including of Lincoln. There was also a sizeable minority of abolitionists up North, too who *cannot* be ignored. But how it would be phased out was the debate, as it was widely accepted that it would be nearly impossible to integrate POC into the wider society due to white supremacy being a majority held view in the North and South.

@maritofuentes8937

7 ай бұрын

​@@camoking3609 thats fucking hilarious "oh you dont like reducing slavery for a bit? well now its gone"

@camoking3609

7 ай бұрын

@@maritofuentes8937 hey.. they all left, so nobody was there to vote against him

@enolopanr9820

6 ай бұрын

@@camoking3609that was why America won. The stupid racist conservatives were out so the north was finally able to get shit done, and they did.

He sent in Frederick Douglas instead of John Brown? Doobus is a merciful man

@Shaun_Jones

3 ай бұрын

Also a good thing he didn’t send in Clay

@Rundstedt1

3 ай бұрын

@@Shaun_Jones You mean Cassius I presume. Henry would work on a compromise. .

@noinfo1018

Ай бұрын

Sending in Douglass instead of Sherman, Doobus isn’t just merciful, he’s a bona fide saint

@JohnDoe12345.

Ай бұрын

@@Rundstedt1 "Your honor, this is standard behavior for a Kentuckian." -Henry Clay, circa 1847

@bradynester104

Ай бұрын

​@@noinfo1018 He didn't send in Grant either

"The confederacy didn't want to be oppressed by the north." I can't believe people can say that without any self awareness.

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

that is, factually, what they wanted. States rights, freedom. For the sυperiors only, which is the best way to manage a government.

@juannaym8488

2 ай бұрын

​@@Skisdomakr07but if they wanted to ensure state's rights, why did they bar confederate states from outlawing slavery by their own accords?

@_Beamish

Ай бұрын

@@Skisdomakr07 The Superiors? Superior what exactly?

@_Beamish

Ай бұрын

@@Skisdomakr07 Why was secession outlawed by the Confederacy?

@thomastlol4762

Ай бұрын

@@Skisdomakr07 states rights to do what

"You're ignoring our other concerns-" "Yeah, but among the concerns was slavery, so I don't care." FINALLY SOMEONE HAS THE WORDS.

@davec8730

3 ай бұрын

BOTH sides, UNION and Confederacy HELD SLAVES DURING THE WAR, at the end of the war ONLY NORTHERN STATES HELD SLAVES, the south did not, and troops had to be dispatched to kentucky ( a union state throughout the war) to enforce the 13th. amendment in 1865 onwards. the war wasn't over slavery at all, your average confederate soldier barely owned underwear let alone a slave, whilst both grant and sherman had been slaveholders. lincoln's letter to horace greeley (easily found on the internet) the editor of the new york tribune in august of 1862 (17 months on from sumter) has lincoln stating the war is over UNION, he has NO INTEREST in slavery. and as the war draws to a close he is looking at DEPORTING them all into the caribbean. the union couldn't have raised a division in 61 to fight and free slaves, let alone an army, the war was over imprisoning the wealthy south within the union so lincoln could fund northern industrial expansion, NOTHING ELSE, the south fought to repel the invader, as the ukraine does today, in BOTH wars the republicans failed freedom.

@allofus1002

3 ай бұрын

@@davec8730 I hear what you're saying. Now hear what I'm saying. I'm not talking about the war. People on both sides of the war were in the wrong, and different people had different reasons to fight. I'm talking specifically about the Confederacy as a government and pseudo-nation, which was built on, around, and for the continuation of slavery. To give an example, the United States is well-known internationally for chasing after oil, but I've never owned more oil than is in my vehicles. I've never even seen any that isn't in a bottle ready for me to use in said vehicles. Just because individual Confederates didn't own slaves does NOT mean that's not what the Confederacy stood for. And, as the video points out, it is true that there were other reasons for the Confederacy. But, as I said, one of those reasons was slavery, so while some of those reasons may actually have been good reasons, the absolute EVIL of having slavery as a pillar of a nation makes me not care about what those reasons may have been, because either way I'm not going to side with them.

@davec8730

3 ай бұрын

@@allofus1002 a very FEW WEALTHY men presently hold the reins of power in the USA (other countries are likely the same). the confederacy and UNION of that time were no different. a few extremists in the south had a very vested interest in slavery (my guess is few of them took up arms), 99% of confederate soldiers had no slaves, but fought to repel the invader from their homelands. 99% of union soldiers didn't give a hoot over slavery, but fought to retain the UNION as instructed by lincoln and his government. the war wasn't over slavery, how do i know this? because lincoln in his letter to greeley of 1862 tells me so, and me having to decide between the utter tripe you were taught in school that had been engineered from that time to cover the union tracks, and passed down generation after generation since, I'm believing the man who sent the invaders south in the first place (lincoln), i'll go with why he chose war, not your 'hopeful' explanation. the emancipation order was released at a time the south was winning the war, and it was done as a wartime measure to impede the south from defending itself successfully hope this helps.

@allofus1002

3 ай бұрын

@@davec8730 I hope I'm not misunderstanding, but from what you just said, it seems like you said very few people owned slaves, and then said that the emancipation proclamation freed so many slaves that it held the South back from winning.

@davec8730

3 ай бұрын

@@allofus1002 YES! very few in the confederate army held slaves (why did you think they were ALL wealthy?) the emancipation was enacted to weaken the south's ability to defend itself (you can even find admissions from union commanders and northern politicians to this FACT) however as even the basics seem to have escaped you, you maybe better studying something easier to understand, like basketball, or cheerleading in college.

This should not be considered a “controversial take” but Twitter made it clear that apparently saying “supporting slavery bad” is controversial.

@SarcyBoi41

11 ай бұрын

Elon Musk really managed the impossible - he made Twitter an even more disgusting hellhole.

@nerdgeekman

11 ай бұрын

Exactly one of the reasons why I deleted my Twitter account. It’s all about Threads now!

@elowin1691

11 ай бұрын

@@nerdgeekman right because threads isn't just the same kind of shithole but even more corporate lmao

@vlim5601

11 ай бұрын

@@nerdgeekman Nah, I'd rather not give Zuckerberg any more power over social media. He's already partially responsible for at least one genocide, among other things.

@waterking74

11 ай бұрын

Twitter being stupid as usual

A dude once said to me “ it was actually all about trade and taxes “ I said “ ok , but what we’re they trading and taxing ? “ and bro didn’t have an answer . Anytime confederates bring up a point it’s unfinished like “ states rights” or “ The north restricted trade “ like ok on what tho

@billlupin8345

2 ай бұрын

Tarriffs are paid at ports of entry. The vast majority of tariffs were paid by NYC and Boston.

@hobomike6935

Ай бұрын

The south will rise again

@Vohlfied

Ай бұрын

Oh yeah the north paid more in taxes than the south a tradition that continues to this day.

@Taya_636

Ай бұрын

(The next bit is probably why the person said that; however, it was definitely because of slavery and not states’ rights over trading and taxes that the Confederacy was created.) Back then, there was a new bill (the Morrill tariff bill) that made tariffs (a tax put on imported good/things from other countries) way higher, and since the south focused more on agriculture than manufacturing, they imported a lot of goods (and probably slaves). There was a whole thing with South Carolina saying that states should decide the tariffs in the state because most people in the south weren’t that rich and couldn’t buy some of the things that they were able to buy before the bill, and when SC seceded, they said the “true reason” they seceded was because of not being able to control tariffs. That’s bullshit though because, since Abraham Lincoln was the one to sign the Morrill tariff bill into law, they thought he was going to make slavery illegal too. And so they wanted to blame them seceding on the higher tariffs ‘cause it would make them look bad and make people not side with them if they said it was because of slavery.

@chris135x

Ай бұрын

State's right to own guns, smoke pot and pay prostitutes for you know what. We can't do any of that right now. Abortions went back to state's rights as it should be.

"very few things in history are black and white." True, but slavery was, by definition, black and white.

@weebandgaminginc.7593

2 ай бұрын

If that was a pun, well done

@JohnDoe12345.

2 ай бұрын

@@weebandgaminginc.7593 it was, and thank you good sir

@adamsalt9423

2 ай бұрын

American slavery, yes. Anywhere else, if you weren't protected, you were free labour. Ottoman Empire probably had the worst type of slavery and a lot of those were European or Indian

@weebandgaminginc.7593

2 ай бұрын

@@adamsalt9423 there is no worst type of slavery. All slavery is bad slavery.

@adamsalt9423

2 ай бұрын

@weebandgaminginc.7593 correction, all slavery is terrible slavery. Ottoman is just things like forcing parents to work to death knowing that if they let up for one minute they will be tossed overboard and their kid will take their place

The fact that there are actual slavery defenders bullying Doobus on Twitter is simultaneously funny and really sad.

@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463

11 ай бұрын

ALREADY???

@noahjohnson935

11 ай бұрын

​@@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463more like they inspired this video to be made

@MrMultiPlatform

11 ай бұрын

the fact that you can't understand basic shit is even sadder

@lizardguyNA

11 ай бұрын

@@MrMultiPlatform States rights to do what?

@noahjohnson935

11 ай бұрын

@@MrMultiPlatform Slavery was a horrible institution, do you deny it?

"If you read about the Civil War, you'll learn that it was about slavery. If you read further about the Civil War, you'll learn that it was about a myriad of other nuanced issues in addition to slavery. And if you read even further about the Civil War, you'll learn that it was about slavery."

@fivepainbbles

11 ай бұрын

I think this is the best explanation for the civil war

@jegsdinogod5091

11 ай бұрын

So explain the corwin amendment and the south offering to end slavery over recognition and ending of the blockade.

@rolandcaters7258

11 ай бұрын

A surface level reading says it’s slavery. A mild reading says that slavery was only one of the many causes A full deep dive says that like 90+% of the reasons directly related back to slavery and the rest were close enough to slavery that the difference was academic

@shadenkeltner8067

11 ай бұрын

And if you read *even* *further*, you learn that the civil war didn't stop slavery. The thirteenth amendment didn't actually make it a crime. The South just fuckin *did* *slavery* *regardless*, they just *didn't* *call* *it* *slavery* until it was convenient for them to do so. "It's not debt peonage, it was slavery, and slavery isn't illegal" was a *defense people used in court in the fucking 1920s* that *worked* because it was *true* and I hate that. The confederacy was a *stain* on the history of the US, and the people who *celebrate* that are vile.

@bogger3k

11 ай бұрын

Just because you can arbitrarily connect it to slavery doesn't mean it was about slavery, though. That just means you're a propagandist.

"The fucking annoying orange lasted longer than the confederacy dude." Such words have never been so horrifying.

@trevorendeavors7972

6 күн бұрын

I lost it at that part

@jeffreygao3956

4 күн бұрын

So has Super Mario Bros.

I looked it up, and during the end of the war, they refused to conscript African slaves because they knew that if they became soldiers, the end of slavery in the south was inevitable, They chose losing the war over freeing the slaves.

@YOSSARIAN313

2 ай бұрын

If black people made effective soldiers it would undermine the very core of southern culture

@arctic1812

2 ай бұрын

@@YOSSARIAN313 Ok and? Their culture was awful anyways.

@DracoMagnius

Ай бұрын

Of course they did it's what the war was about. They were also probably concerned that the second they got guns they would turn on them. It makes sense: Slave Owner: "Hey here's a gun fight for our nation and the right for us to own you." Slave with gun: "..." *shoots him*

@displayer6023

Ай бұрын

They did end up conscripting black people just a few weeks before the end of the war. It's pretty awesome that, at the very end, they ended up desperately compromising on their own values

@rtechie

Ай бұрын

Um, no. During the Civil War, not one black person fought for the North. There were plenty of blacks that volunteerer, but they were barred. Lincon himself said that he "didn't want a lot of armed negros running around" (paraphrase). Whereas from the very beginning there were black soldiers fighting for the Confederacy. Why? Because they were promised freedom. One of the first laws passed by the Confederacy was allowing slaveowners to actually free slaves under certain conditions, one of which was military service. Before then there was technically no way to actually free a slave, they could only be resold. Northern abolitionists would purchase slaves in the South for this reason.

Man, you'd almost think Goobus was pro-confederate with all the people he's ownin'

@cajunguy6502

10 ай бұрын

😂 I am absolutely stealing this! Genius!

@MannOfMen

10 ай бұрын

@@cajunguy6502 thanks

@lovepizzalovetranforemers

9 ай бұрын

GodDAMN

@lawnmowerman64

8 ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥✍️🔥🔥🔥

@recon441

8 ай бұрын

☠️☠️☠️😂

"the annoying orange outlived you" is probably the greatest insult ever created

@Youtubeboi12

11 ай бұрын

This has NO argument whatsoever and no it's not the greatest insult ever

@justanidiotmk2749

11 ай бұрын

​@@KZreadboi12a 2 year old nord cuck channel doesn't get to have an opinion.

@fivepainbbles

11 ай бұрын

@@KZreadboi12dude if a cartoon orange lasted longer than a nation that nation is probably pretty weak

@maybe6536

11 ай бұрын

@@KZreadboi12 My man a kids channel outlived a racist wannabe slave state. Thats a pretty good insult for them.

@Youtubeboi12

11 ай бұрын

@@fivepainbbles the annoying orange lasted longer than North Vietnam and they absolutely bulldozered the United States in the Vietnam War

Fun fact: Annoying Orange has also outlived the Third Reich

@FairlyFatherless

Ай бұрын

The Annoying Orange is actually an Eldritch horror and will outlive us all. He has always existed, Dane Boedigheimer is merely his prophet.

@chris135x

Ай бұрын

@@FairlyFatherless The Nazi party also lasted longer than the entire civil war.

D&D 4th Edition lasted longer than the Confederacy did.

@micahquiton7731

Ай бұрын

Based

According to Steam, the longest playtime for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is 83,671 hours. That's over 9.5 years. People have played Skyrim longer than the Confederacy lasted. You have a better chance of making the Stormcloaks your heritage than you do the Confederacy.

@sekaiyoru01

11 ай бұрын

Holy shit you mfs literally have one joke lol

@hotpocketsat2am

11 ай бұрын

@@sekaiyoru01 and you guys support a "country" that was made just so they could fucking own people, what's your point?

@Insert_Name_Here908

11 ай бұрын

@@sekaiyoru01and y’all don’t have a joke that sticks to begin with

@loopityscoop3516

11 ай бұрын

​@@Insert_Name_Here908neither do you

@user-gd5dj2nj6c

11 ай бұрын

Benito Mussolini outlived your pathetic Lincoln

Slavery is morally evil. I just hope that people don't see it as only legally evil

@patrickderp1044

11 ай бұрын

youre really not going to like reading the amendment on slavery then

@saggyshaggy

11 ай бұрын

Well the problem thier is, morality is completely man made, meaning thier are people who view it as morraly ok

@draochvar9646

11 ай бұрын

Boi, are you not going to like history then, because prior to the Colonial Powers putting the crackdown on it (the irony is palpable) everyone was doin it.

@saggyshaggy

11 ай бұрын

@@draochvar9646 love the pfp

@dragon_ball_sucks_video

11 ай бұрын

Morality is a concept that we made, slavery is in nature, so is racism. I still dont support it, so you can get mad at someone else

Saw a tweet saying that today was the anniversary of the confederacy surrendering, and this video is still my go-to

The fact that there are people who not only defend the confederacy but will proudly display its flag is crazy. Openly just parading a round a symbol of slavery

@JustarandomaccountInnit-is8lf

Ай бұрын

Always remember that they lost. These lost causers are waving the flag of people-owning losers. There is nothing noble about slave trading. Also, listen to Tom Lehrer’s satirical song called “I wanna go back to dixie” that says the quiet part out loud

@oopsiesbrother

Ай бұрын

I'm from the deep south. Years ago in highschool it was not uncommon to see both black and white kids flying confederate flags on their trucks. Only place in the country you see a black dude with cowboy boots and hat driving a lifted truck with a confederate flag on it.

@Christian-rv4cy

Ай бұрын

@@oopsiesbrother really just shows to go how brainwashed people are to where the flag that symbolized the enslavement of their own people

@cs0345

Ай бұрын

Southerners are not real Americans tbh

@chris135x

Ай бұрын

The flag that you think is the Confederate flag isn't even the real Confederate flag. You'll believe anything.

My favorite take: "Star Trek has been a part of our culture ten times longer than the confederacy. We should be building statutes of Spock."

@MDLuffy1234YT

8 ай бұрын

We should be building statues of Spock anyway. Leonard Nimoy was one of the greatest people to ever grace the science fiction space.

@strategicplays2977

8 ай бұрын

There a statue of Jane way

@3kojimbles895

8 ай бұрын

we already do tbh

@JustAnotherNamelessGuy

8 ай бұрын

how about statues of the teletubbies.

@MemezuiiSangkanskje

8 ай бұрын

Futurama:

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic lasted 9 years. _Bronies_ have a stronger heritage than lost causers.

@Sobercapybara

7 ай бұрын

And less racism.

@lucassevey5989

7 ай бұрын

​@@Sobercapybaradebatable but yea

@theweedeater1842

7 ай бұрын

​@@Sobercapybaraehhhhhhh really now

@haven_lady675

7 ай бұрын

​@@lucassevey5989well they did discuss racism in their own way in the show

@Lugiamasterbrony

7 ай бұрын

Yes we have lasted longer. And the furries have lasted longer than us.

To this day I'm honored that one of my first ancestors that moved to Texas, went back North to fight for the Union once the War of Southern Aggression started.

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

super gay but alright

@swarm8687

2 ай бұрын

@@Skisdomakr07 Nothin' gay about winning.

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

@@swarm8687winning doesn’t change the fact that ur gay

@diamond-sk2ll

2 ай бұрын

@@Skisdomakr07cope, traitor-boy. also, get a hobby. you’re under, like, every comment on this video

@I_Am_Transcendentem

2 ай бұрын

​@@Skisdomakr07is being gay a bad thing lmao

Sent this to my dad. He had a giant confederate tattoo before turning it into a american flag tattoo

@EWBRboy2006

3 ай бұрын

I sent it to both of my parents because I wanted to entertain them, they thought it was a funny "Take that!" to CSA sympathizers.

@Bigburton3

3 ай бұрын

Character progression

@CandyAmble

Ай бұрын

ew why share? black people have feelings too

@CandyAmble

Ай бұрын

@@Bigburton3 id it? that seems pretty evil if you're willing to make excuses for racists....

@Booninater

Ай бұрын

@@CandyAmble People can change, but your people never change. You riot in the streets and break other peoples property, people who haven't done anything to you, and if you say you haven't done this, you may have not done it, but you have at least supported it and called it "protesting" You think the white man is always out to get you, this is why the stereotypes still exist, because of your people.

"Very few things in history are black and white" Yes and in every single conceivable definition of that phrase slavery was one of those few things

@meddlerfilms2585

11 ай бұрын

Slavery seemed like a pretty Black and White issue to me

@pyromaniac2104

11 ай бұрын

@@meddlerfilms2585 I was wondering if anyone someone would point out that particular piece of wordplay... it took one hour XD

@TimothyMark7

11 ай бұрын

and to make matters worse i saw this post on twitter and theres soo many bloody comments of calling this guy demonic or a woke sympathizer for making the animation

@TheMostDisabled

11 ай бұрын

​@@pyromaniac2104i was here before the video was an hour. Trust me it took around 20 - 30 minutes

@the_last_ballad

11 ай бұрын

​@@TimothyMark7 Yeah, extreme conservatives(particularly Evanganical Fundementalists) like demonization as it allows them to authorize any and all tactics against whatever group. After all, if you are fighting the embodiment of evil what could be too heinous to fight with? Whatever it is the embodiment of pure evil is going to do worse anyway

The only gray area about the confederacy was the uniforms

@Sockiblorp

6 ай бұрын

best comment; you win everything

@thehoodedteddy1335

5 ай бұрын

I’m stealing this

@enjoyingend1939

5 ай бұрын

Honestly, union blue uniforms were so much better looking in my very biased opinion. (Blue is my favourite color)

@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor

5 ай бұрын

fax

@AwkwardKyle

5 ай бұрын

Oh, they became red very fast

I couldn’t look through the whole comment section because I have a life but I legitimately did not see a single confederate sympathizer actually answer the fucking question. “States rights to do what?”

@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese

Ай бұрын

Private property rights, secession and "no taxation without representation"

@joshuawillis602

Ай бұрын

@@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese people are not property. People don’t seceded for no reason. Taxation was never an issue

@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese

Ай бұрын

@@joshuawillis602 People can and will be and are property. Taxation was always an issue. It caused the two most important conflicts in US

@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese

Ай бұрын

@@TjBaxy *monarchist

@joshuawillis602

Ай бұрын

@@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese objectively false. People are free beings with the right to pursue happiness. NOT property in the slightest and never will be. Taxation was never an issue. The south factually paid LESS taxes than most of the country.

Fucking Baldi’s Basics lasted longer than the confederacy. Fucking Baldi’s Basics😭

@thediam0nddrag0n78

Ай бұрын

Baldi's a teacher. He's smart enough to outlive the Confederacy

Things that states were forbidden to do according to the Confederate constitution: 1. States within the Confederacy were not allowed to pass laws outlawing slavery. 2. Confederate states were not allowed to secede from the Confederacy. Really doing a great job with that whole “State’s rights” and “not based on slavery” thing, guys.

@noahpokeemon6503

5 ай бұрын

Were these seriously the only changes? Bruh

@Shaun_Jones

5 ай бұрын

@@noahpokeemon6503 no, not the only changes; just a couple of very notable ones.

@SnancyNegative

5 ай бұрын

@NickReilly-iv6jg When the Confederates' only billing points are "It wasn't about slavery" and "States' Rights", and the examples completely countering their statements are laws stating "It is about slavery actually" and "We're taking away your rights of secession", it's less "ignoring everything else" and more "urging you fuckers to use a new goddamn billing point", which them fuckers have HAPPILY not done and instead tripled down that it "isn't about slavery" and "is about states' rights".

@rayman11

5 ай бұрын

@NickReilly-iv6jg Nice troll, except it's just not funny

@StarryxNight5

5 ай бұрын

"You can only secede once! States rights!"

The wait between Pikmin 3 and Pikmin 4 was more than twice as long as the Confederacy's lifespan.

@alihamadqabazard2857

11 ай бұрын

10 years is a long time to be fair.

@MDLuffy1234YT

11 ай бұрын

The average development time of a decent to good quality AAA game is longer than the lifespan of the confederacy.

@V1ncenz010

11 ай бұрын

The wait between the avatar films took longer lol

@alihamadqabazard2857

11 ай бұрын

@@V1ncenz010 the long wait between Top Gun and Top Gun Maverick was longer.

@KraidTheSpacePirate

11 ай бұрын

The wait for metroid prime 4 from its announcement has been longer than the life span of the confederacy.

Tf2 hasn't received a major update for almost 6 years Valve didn't give a shit about the game longer than the state

@thediam0nddrag0n78

Ай бұрын

That is both the funniest and saddest way of thinking about it

Tf2's major update waiting list is over one and a half of the CSA's existence.

@ChristopherHill-nt9ir

Ай бұрын

It already ended at the saxton hale update

I’ll never forget the words my AP US History teacher taught me: “In elementary school, you learn that the Civil War was about slavery. In middle school, you learn that the Civil War was about State’s Rights. In this class, you’ll learn that the Civil War was always about slavery.”

@MegaHero709

11 ай бұрын

Well, I have a feeling that teacher would need a raise. That summs up the education system's relation to the civil war.

@user-bk6xy4ck1q

10 ай бұрын

School is nothing but a government indoctrination institution that twists the facts and change history and culture

@lemagicbaguette1917

10 ай бұрын

But it was about states rights from the beginning! Specifically the right to have slaves, but semantics!

@hunter5822

10 ай бұрын

It’s basically who was being told what. The war was the United States against the rich elite in the south who controlled everything because everyone else down there was poor and uneducated… ….poor bastards didn’t know any better and were basically led at the nose by the elite to go fight their battles for them with promises of no taxes, of demands of loyalty to your own (your state and no one else), and sticken it to them damn yanks… …which was a sentiment shared by the north who hated those “uncultured, illiterate, and all around mentally deficient slave loving rebels”…. Which is still a sentiment felt today on both sides. It’s been that way for a VERY long time and seems to flair up every once in a while…. Like ever since 2016 and the unholy mud slinging from both sides that has continued to this day. I mean, there were entire towns in the south that defected from the confederacy and fought gorilla warfare against the confederacy! That’s why it’s not black and white, lumping everyone into that blanket statement is silly, but it was the reason war FOR the rich and wealthy slave owners… just not the reasons for those who ACTUALLY fought the war.

@davidtranstudentwhs4101

10 ай бұрын

@@MegaHero709 all teachers deserve raises. Ecept the ones that don't even try.

Boggles the mind that some people still try to defend the Confederacy

@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr

11 ай бұрын

I defend pirates and the life of piracy than any military soldier on the battlefield.

@kade-qt1zu

11 ай бұрын

You can see one of them in this comments section. They have an anime PFP.

@captainhydrodus4616

11 ай бұрын

​@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hrwhich kind of pirate?

@EvilMunchies

11 ай бұрын

public education in the US is not good

@Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77

11 ай бұрын

​@@kade-qt1zuOf course they do

I remember reading that many northern soldiers didnt care about slavery until they saw how slaves were treated in person.

@chadlewis6715

13 күн бұрын

Just like how America and the Allies didn't know or didn't believe about the Holocaust until they freed the camps. Seeing it changes you

@chris135x

12 күн бұрын

​@@chadlewis6715What? You're ridiculous.

@yoyo777

4 күн бұрын

​@@chris135x?

I looked through my family history, and my great x3 grandfather fought for the Confederacy until he saw what slavery really looked like. He switched sides and fought with the Union until the war ended.

@Rundstedt1

Ай бұрын

And many others also did. They called them "Galvanized Yankees" and most would then serve out west.

@chris135x

Ай бұрын

Press X to doubt

@Rundstedt1

Ай бұрын

@@chris135x Press Y because chris135 is an idiot. .

@flyingsquirrell6953

Ай бұрын

Erm based

@Sarah12471

Ай бұрын

​@@chris135x improbable, maybe, impossible no Hell least believable part is how he had to look through the family history, this kind of story would be actively passed down

As a black man, it truly warms my heart that the content creators I support aren’t slime.

@emeraldhamster

11 ай бұрын

I mean, he is green and called "goobus doobus" but other than that yeah I agree

@mikeymikesh

11 ай бұрын

@@emeraldhamster Hey, just because he's made out of slime doesn't mean he has to act like it.

@emeraldhamster

11 ай бұрын

@@mikeymikesh fair enough

@MegaManXPoweredUp

11 ай бұрын

​@@mikeymikeshI thought he was made of broccoli.

@mikeymikesh

11 ай бұрын

@@MegaManXPoweredUp Well he's not.

That "you fucking traitor" felt personal and im here for it.

@denifnaf5874

11 ай бұрын

The usa betrayed france by not paying them back when the french helped against the br*tish

@mikekasich836

10 ай бұрын

Fun fact the entire state's rights movement didn't really exist before the civil war.. The movement started and was created specifically because they didn't want the federal government to abolish slavery.. Anytime you hear somebody talking about states rights it has its roots purely in the fact that they want slavery And following from that the entire anti-federal government movement where they hate the federal government but not really the state governments That entire anti-government movement didn't exist either before the civil war.. The entire movement that hates the federal government is purely the offspring of people who never forgave the federal government for abolishing slavery. That's the reason they originally hated the federal government and all of their arguments about it all come down to that same thing. It's literally just an offshoot of the people who never forgave the government for banning slavery

@mikekasich836

10 ай бұрын

And that includes all of the adjacent ideologies. Far right anti-government conservatism. Libertarianism. Anarchism.. It all came from the hatred of the federal government because they didn't forgive them for banning slavery

@Kurotitan7125

9 ай бұрын

"You fucking traitor" is a very appropriate description of Trump supporters

@crayonburry

9 ай бұрын

⁠@@mikekasich836 a parallel that I can draw is the libertarian conservative movement before ww2. Crazy how after a crackdown on people who wanted to subjugate other people by using the state in a right wing way suddenly gained a problem with the state. “States rights to do what” mirroring “business’s rights to do what”. And to connect this further, that’s why you saw in the latest Republican debate, a focus on dismantling the department of education, in order to privatize education. Theocrats seem to have gelled well with the liber-con movement in promoting privatization (a term made to describe nazi policy).

Aqua teen Hunger Force lasted longer than the confederacy but yet we have no statues to master shake and that’s a mistake we must correct

@joshuawillis602

3 ай бұрын

Hold on why does it gotta be master shake? Why not Frylock or Meatwad or Carl?

@Deadpoolzilla

3 ай бұрын

@@joshuawillis602 all are acceptable

@tristanband4003

2 ай бұрын

​@@DeadpoolzillaReplace all Confederate statues with Early Cuyler.

@thatrandomuploader3362

Ай бұрын

I agree

@SuperMrHiggins

Ай бұрын

Hear Hear!

The Search for Big Foot lasted longer than the Confederacy

@FairlyFatherless

Ай бұрын

Bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my ass!

@chris135x

Ай бұрын

Bigfoot isn't even real

@FairlyFatherless

Ай бұрын

@@chris135x Well, that's the last time I try datura then. Wonder what ate my ass.

Onlyfans has been around longer than the confederacy

@cover_mystic545

5 ай бұрын

Pfffffft Hahahhhahahha!

@bleepblock2177

5 ай бұрын

And I’d say it’s done way more good for America than the confederacy ever did

@alexterra2626

5 ай бұрын

@@bleepblock2177it ain't even american either lol (i checked, onlyfans is a british company)

@infinityblayde1973

4 ай бұрын

Damn dude, that's the argument we should use. It'd be WAY more debilitating.

@cover_mystic545

4 ай бұрын

@@infinityblayde1973 Its the instant KO that all twitter arguments have been looking for. ✌️😂

"Slavery involves owning men, and men owning men is gay." -Abraham Lincoln or something, idk

@KaiserKrow202

6 ай бұрын

Thats true, I was there.👍

@SeanStrife

6 ай бұрын

Danger Danger... high voltage.

@justasentientmclarenp1879

4 ай бұрын

Funnily enough the LGBTQ+ community lasted longer than the confederacy

@Persun_McPersonson

4 ай бұрын

So he wasn't a slavery supporter, but sure as hell was a homophobe

@dave8067

4 ай бұрын

Stay mad traitor fanboy.

Yandere Simulator has been in development purgatory for almost 2.5 Confederacies.

@angelodavidmarabolivarela9505

4 күн бұрын

Holy shit this is funnier

as a southerner we don’t condone slavery, we actually fucking hate it.

@Trethan3266

3 ай бұрын

Of course, we know most Southerners are anti-slavery nowadays. I think this video is specifically about people that still support the Confederacy (which most Southerners don't, obviously)

@notafanofthegovernment9982

3 ай бұрын

@@Trethan3266 some own confederate flags but hate slavery i know a few people that do and it doesn’t bug me as much, plus I ain’t exactly friendly towards the government, some confederates are anti-government, (fuck the ATF and the IRS)

@MrShipBuff

3 ай бұрын

@@notafanofthegovernment9982 When they let IRS agents carry firearms:

The fact that you can say "The Annoying Orange outlived you" as a legitimate insult *and it is still outliving things* is hilarious and I am using that.

@RedWarrior42

9 ай бұрын

Same!

@B.L.U.S

9 ай бұрын

The annoying orange outlived the Wii U I guess idk

@Saber23

8 ай бұрын

It doesn’t matter, it’s still their heritage

@Saber23

8 ай бұрын

@@RedWarrior42 why?

@B.L.U.S

8 ай бұрын

@@Saber23 what do you mean by that

I've often heard Confederacy stans be like "Lee was a gentleman and Grant was a drunk" So you're telling me the Confederacy was so bad... That they lost to a drunk and a few others.

@TheRoomforImprovement

5 ай бұрын

Reminds me of a line from family guy. “ I’m saying that drunken idiot kicked your sorry asses south of the Donna Dixon line.”

@ZetaNiGHT

5 ай бұрын

Lee WAS a gentleman. When the confeds lost he said 'pack it in kids it's fucking over, we lost, time to let the name Confederate States of Murica be lost to the annals of time and be forgotten'. sounds like a pretty graceful loser to me 'course, everything's relative.

@OhNotThat

5 ай бұрын

Grant carried the whole war while being in a drunken stupor and still kicked the confederacy's ass. What a legend!

@CanItAlready

5 ай бұрын

​@@ZetaNiGHTYes, a total gentleman who fought to keep people as property. The very definition of a gentleman. 🙄

@jeffreygao3956

5 ай бұрын

@@CanItAlready Affable evil!

the confederacy is a perfect example of what rich people are capable of influencing

@rodionraskolnikov3853

3 ай бұрын

All your ideas are products of rich people

Slavery is bad.

@chris135x

Ай бұрын

Yes it is.

@morvran9074

Ай бұрын

Written on a telephone made by Uyghurs in Camps in Xinjiang?

@VillagerPlaystationVita

Ай бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏

@screamingphoenix8113

Ай бұрын

​@@morvran9074 I hear Lincoln also put sugar in his coffee. So I guess he never honestly disliked slavery.

@morvran9074

Ай бұрын

@@screamingphoenix8113 Because it's true

Pointing out how the Confederacy was outlived by the Annoying Orange is a nice new insult. Also Union Dixie was a nice cherry on top.

@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr

11 ай бұрын

I like the Confederate Dixie song more.

@nerdgeekman

11 ай бұрын

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hrtraitor

@timmy6890

11 ай бұрын

Yes

@timmy6890

11 ай бұрын

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hrtbh im honestly surprised some hill billies managed to create such a banger I prefer the instrumental tho.

@anone.mousse674

11 ай бұрын

AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS

As a full blooded southern American I support this fully. The confederacy was a failure from its conception

@pun2023

11 ай бұрын

@@boomerkobold3943 Honey, keep telling yourself that.

@heckeroni6699

11 ай бұрын

@@pun2023 Watch Obama cry and scream at night because boomerkobold3943 sleeps with his Xi Jinping body pillow nightly.

@boomerkobold3943

11 ай бұрын

@@pun2023 As long as the ATF and CIA exist I will never be happy about the Federal government. Get bent Commie.

@soontobechannel743

11 ай бұрын

@@boomerkobold3943 Sure..sure, let’s get your meds now

@EzekielDeLaCroix

11 ай бұрын

Yeah if it was a she confederacy rather than a he confederacy, the South would have won.

Can we agree that this confederate flag update is better than the other designs? 🏳️

@Rundstedt1

Ай бұрын

You're obviously referring to what is colloquially known as the battleflag which was designed by william Porcher Miles and by the end of the war became the most recognizable symbol of the confederacy. It was never though the official national flag but used by of some of its military units, and most importantly by what will become the Army of Northern Virginia (at that time still called the Army of the Potomac and under Beauregard) and as the naval ensign on its warships. It's First National flag, the "stars and bars" had three broad stripes; red, white and red again and a field of blue with stars representing its states as its canton like the US flag. This of course was way too similar to the US flag and caused confusion on the battlefield. Because of this they introduced the Second National flag which was all white with the battleflag design as its canton. This was also known and the "Stainless Banner." This flag had the disadvantage that when there was little wind and the flag was at rest it just looked like an all white flag of surrender. (An idea they should have stuck with) Because of this the Third National was introduced which was identical to the Second National but had one vertical red stripe at its end. This was then known as the "Blood Stained Banner." By this time it was very late in the war, few were converted from the Second National and even Fewer were made and the battle flag design with its use by the major Confederate forces, on ships, and as the only meaningful part of its second and third national flags (the rest of it being empty white cloth) it remained the most recognizable symbol of the Confederacy on both sides. That is to say; if one flies a CSA flag, battle or otherwise, they are 'honoring' their Southern Heritage in the same manner as if one were to fly a Nazi flag to 'honor' their German Heritage. .

@Tophatgamming6502

Ай бұрын

Thanks for the history lesson of the confederate flags but I was simply trying to make a joke dunking on the confederates and you dropped a whole history Hiroshima on it. While I appreciate the history and the facts you mentioned however I don’t really see why you had to explain that sense I was just making a joke

@Rundstedt1

Ай бұрын

@@Tophatgamming6502 I truly apologize for stepping on your joke. Truth be told I didn't notice the flag emoji till I switched to a dark background. I was under the impression that you were referring to the battleflag and not the "Forth National" which they used to inform Grant and others of their surrender. .

@Tophatgamming6502

Ай бұрын

@@Rundstedt1 that’s okay as long as we agree the confederates lost then that’s good in my book

_“You can’t own another dude my guy, that’s hella gay.”_ - Abraham Lincoln probably idk I didn’t do the reading

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

unfunny

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

@@TjBaxyhorrendous comeback

@CheaplyAnimatedLenin

2 ай бұрын

​@@Skisdomakr07 >horrendous comeback Just like you defending slavery?

@IAmProbablyCoolerThanYou

Ай бұрын

@@Skisdomakr07 you literally replied "unfunny", YOUR comeback is horrendous, and like the other guy said, not as horrendous at your political beliefs

A list of things that lasted longer than the Confederacy: -The gap between Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3 (5 years) - The wait for the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared TV Series (6 years) - Liveleak (15 years) - Porn on Tumblr (11 years) - Red Dead Redemption 2 development period (8 years) - The original run for Action Park (18 years) - Grey's Anatomy ( 18 years, ongoing) - My dad's dog, Koda (9 years, ongoing)

@skeletor-1892

8 ай бұрын

The Walking Dead (11 Years)

@SpyWah1987

8 ай бұрын

the entire New Super Mario Bros series (13 years)

@novaskinner5595

8 ай бұрын

McDonald's (83 years)

@downwordspiralofpiss

8 ай бұрын

@@novaskinner5595 McDonald's has been around for 83 fucking years? Holy shit

@michakoniecpolski5677

8 ай бұрын

​@@downwordspiralofpissyour crying

Yeah. As a southerner I’ve heard this argument all my life and believed it for a while. But when you look into it you find that the entire idea that it was JUST about “rights” was propagated by slave owners who were trying to justify how they tore apart the country for their profit margins on the plantations. Most of those scripts are post war and the same people who wrote them were all in on the slavery and white supremacy aspect before the union kicked the south’s teeth in. After they lost the war, they scrambled to save face in the new era.

@damackabet.4611

11 ай бұрын

kicked the souths teeth in? haha you cant be serious. they lost around 2 soldiers for every one southern soldier that died. The only thing the north was good at was conscription of people to throw at the south. Theirs a reason why they didnt kill most of the people who rebelled, they couldn't without risking a guerilla war, and having a few hundred thousand or so soldiers going around pillaging and killing union people for likely a decade or more been pretty damn hard to deal with.

@jamie1602

11 ай бұрын

"Rights" then why are we throwing a hissy fit when a state gets founded as a free state and we do protests about it...? Hmmm I mean just... Also the majority of people who fought in the war didn't even own slaves and they ate that slop up. When are they gonna wake up and learn they were used? Eat the rich. EAT THE RICH. You didn't have rights, you were dispensable.

@Ugh-Fudge_Bwana

11 ай бұрын

Yeah. Doobus kind of touched on it, but literally every leader of the confederacy was full throated in their support of slavery and their desire to defend & expand it. They just couldn't stop writing papers and speeches about how much they loved owning other people as property and how bigmad they were that the US *might* abolish the practice. History may be shades of grey, but I think we can safely take the Confederate leaders word on the real causes for the civil war.

@algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286

11 ай бұрын

@@Ugh-Fudge_Bwana General Lee.

@dxcSOUL

11 ай бұрын

You can thank the Daughters of the Confederacy for the revisionist bullshit. Today we have the same group under a new name: Moms for Liberty.

‘Now could you answer my question, you fucking traitor?’ That line gets me every time 😂

I remember knowing very little about the civil war except slavery, so I did some research and I was very surprised. It really WAS only about slavery

"The annoying orange out lived you" is one brutal line.

@mysteryman4915

11 ай бұрын

Nobody fought a war over the Annoying Orange.

@artezui

11 ай бұрын

​@@mysteryman4915still a true statement tho

@BubbyBoy

11 ай бұрын

​@@mysteryman4915clearly, you never witnessed the marshmallow wars of cartoon network circa 2014

@bigejfi6157

11 ай бұрын

@@mysteryman4915till pretty embarrassing how a “government” full of people was outlive by a orange with a guys mouth photoshopped on to it

@haroldfarthington7492

11 ай бұрын

@@mysteryman4915CHEESE 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

God Tier content.

@turbodarkle

11 ай бұрын

No actually this lowest common denominator content

@LuchiaSangma-rd1ok

11 ай бұрын

👍

@powerofknowledge803

11 ай бұрын

It should need more information

@sunitasardar936

11 ай бұрын

Nice

@elijahyinka6071

11 ай бұрын

Nice

I’ve played plants vs zombies longer than the confederacy lasted

@rodionraskolnikov3853

9 күн бұрын

We’re still here

@chris135x

9 күн бұрын

The invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan and Iran combined lasted ten times longer than the civil war. What ARE you trying to say here?

@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk

Күн бұрын

​@@chris135xIt's funny, that's all. Now let me do some bowling with my nuts.

My dog has lived longer than the confederacy.

@chris135x

Ай бұрын

The nazi party and the SeeSeePee lasted longer than the union, confederacy AND the entire civil war. Wtf IS your point?

@lucassevey5989

Ай бұрын

​@@chris135xconsidering the union still exists I call cap

@FairlyFatherless

Ай бұрын

@@lucassevey5989 Even the Weimar Republic lasted longer than the Nazis. Also, did the Union stop existing at some point when I went to take piss or something? What is Chris smoking? I want two.

@chris135x

Ай бұрын

@@lucassevey5989 The union does not exist anymore. It hasn't for over fifty years.

@FairlyFatherless

Ай бұрын

@@chris135x Hold up, two seconds... okay so 2024-50=1974-1779 (once all the Constitution stuff was finished, that's where I'm starting, personally, but either way) = 195. Hmm not bad, not bad. Nazi German 1945-1933= 12... oof, that's pretty rough CCP 2024-1949= 75, not too shabby. Confederacy 1865-1861= 4... Maybe that one Italian man was right, 4 is unlucky. I mean, no matter how I slice it, by your odd metrics or, you know, actual reality, your first statement is a load of shit. Hell, even if you start the union at 1865, for whatever reason, the Union lasts longer than both combined, by your own metric. My guy... my dude... my gamer, what is going on in your life? You good, homie. Need someone to talk to? A math tutor perhaps? Help me out here. In what reality does your first statement make sense? Also, why 1974, again? Is it Watergate? Lmao, what a meme. Fuck me running, that's actually pretty funny if true.

The fact that the Wii U outlived the Confederacy is hilarious. And both ended up being hated in retrospect.

@Celestial914

11 ай бұрын

I like the Wii U

@lennyschiavone5907

11 ай бұрын

Actually, people like the Wii U now, just like with the Dreamcast

@callmezeldaonemoartime

11 ай бұрын

Sorry who hates the Wii U?

@KalaschniKlown

11 ай бұрын

Here’s another thing that outlived the American Confederacy *Limp Bizkit*

@justablackdude366

11 ай бұрын

Xbox ahh Profile pic

When your "rights" means taking away another person's freedom, that is evil.

@flokistormborn4599

8 ай бұрын

you know what's even more fucked up than that getting sold into slavery by your own race nasty little part they leave out it is a lot of times in Africa larger tribes would conquer smaller ones and then sell the people that they had Concord to Europeans on the coast history is fucked

@tyrichmond3516

8 ай бұрын

"but, but, but, the economy!!! The agriculture!"

@vehx9316

7 ай бұрын

@@tyrichmond3516 "But if we free the slaves, they will seek revenge on us for enslaving them !!!" like.......... i don't see the problem here.

@jiaan100

7 ай бұрын

Did you know a group of people that rhymes with whose (youtube deleted my comment so maybe this way it'll make it through) ran the African American slave trade, were heavily overrepresented in slave ownership (only a small % of people actually owned any), and the cults behind the American revolution are based heavily on whodiasm.

@jiaan100

7 ай бұрын

Maybe rhymes with news was a better way to say it because the spelling is the same, eh whatever

The Wii U's existence technically lasted longer like bro, thats really sad.

The fact that there are live service games that lasted longer than a recognised country confuses and frightens me

@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor

2 ай бұрын

Not a single country recognised the Confederacy. Which honestly just makes it even more laughable.

@juannaym8488

2 ай бұрын

​@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperornot one? Damn

@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor

2 ай бұрын

@@juannaym8488 Not one.

@Gioppdumister

Ай бұрын

@@juannaym8488 at best, they recognized them for trading cuz ppl LOVED cotton back then and they made the most of it. But even that lasted for five seconds.

@bloocheese2902

19 күн бұрын

​@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor France or the UK almost did irrc. Also five years or however long the Confederacy lasted is nowhere near long enough to ridicule a state for not getting recognition, especially considering the fact it was at war and recognizing it at that time, not knowing what the outcome of that war would be would just be a stupid move frankly.

I wish we could revive Fredrick Douglass for the sole purpose of having him do professional wrestling moves on racists.

@warlordofbritannia

11 ай бұрын

Lincoln was an actual semipro wrestler, losing only two known fights-one was for the position of militia captain

@Mr.Tw1sty

11 ай бұрын

​@@warlordofbritanniahe could beat every racist in a 1v1

@Electronick7714

11 ай бұрын

We have a statue of Freddy D. At my university (it was one of the last places he ever held a public sermon) and frankly I couldn't be prouder. He was such a cool guy.

@SK-qo4qs

11 ай бұрын

@@warlordofbritannia As a young man Lincoln took no shit. As an adult he has more humility.

@warlordofbritannia

11 ай бұрын

@@Mr.Tw1sty Screw that, 2v1. And just imagine the entertainment value: “What’s this? Why it’s Abraham Lincoln with a steel chair!” “Davis is down! Davis is out cold!” “And for the second consecutive term, Abraham Lincoln is the American heavyweight President!”

"State's rights to do what?" "It isn't all about slavery." "Strange, I never mentioned slavery, so why are you preemptively arguing that it wasn't about slavery?"

@GenericProtagonist7

11 ай бұрын

Was this a conversation you had between the voices in your head?

@mobcrusher99

11 ай бұрын

@@GenericProtagonist7probably. You don’t have conversations in your head? It helps to pass the time

@shadowkhiz7455

11 ай бұрын

@@mobcrusher99Can’t forget it also temporarily eases the crippling loneliness as well.

@Raybro16

11 ай бұрын

@@mobcrusher99confederates don’t have a conscience so they’re unable to do that :^)

@dr.veronica6155

10 ай бұрын

When Columbo is interrogating you about your support for the Confederacy. "Oh, well, you see sir, it's just that I never mentioned slavery, but you specifically said that it wasn't about that. I'm sorry, sir, it's just that these things, they bother me. See, if the Civil War wasn't about slavery, and I never mentioned slavery, why is it that you were thinking about slavery? Oh, no, I'd never accuse you of being a slaver, sir. It just seems strange to me, is all."

sonic the fucking hedgehog lasted 8x the amount that the confederacy did

@chris135x

6 күн бұрын

The Holocaust lasted longer than the Civil War. What's your point? Is it that you're absolutely stupid?

@darthmaul216

4 күн бұрын

@@chris135xsays the guy who’s stupid. Saying that something that only lasted for 4 years is your “heritage” is dumb

@chris135x

2 күн бұрын

@@darthmaul216 Nah, you're stupid for not being able to have a conversation about the civil war. Stupid people say "this thing lasted longer than the Confederacy" cause that doesn't require you to actually think. I don't side with the Confederates cause they were part of the Democrat party.

My time playing Command & Conquer Generals has lasted longer than the Confederacy.

@rodionraskolnikov3853

3 ай бұрын

The conference is an idea that will outlast us both

@Rundstedt1

3 ай бұрын

@@rodionraskolnikov3853 As long as there are racists like you.

@rodionraskolnikov3853

3 ай бұрын

@@TjBaxy you couldn’t even tell me why slavery is evil in our last conversation and then quit. 😂

@rodionraskolnikov3853

3 ай бұрын

@@TjBaxy then please explain how your position isn’t ultimately circular, you can’t. 😂

@rodionraskolnikov3853

3 ай бұрын

@@TjBaxy Because you believe morality is about maximizing happiness and that taking happiness away is immoral because people have a right to happiness. the right to happiness is used to define what is immoral and this immorality is then determined by the principle that morality is about maximizing happiness making it circular.

it's sad that we live in a world where "slavery is bad" is considered controversial.

@RandomGamerCory

7 ай бұрын

its not, not a single person has argued slavery was a good thing here. just the south had many other reasons to want to leave

@trgethan2470

7 ай бұрын

@@RandomGamerCory Yeah and the biggest concern was slavery. The most giant. The reason why they seceded was because there were more non-slavery states then slavery states making banning slavery easy. For example, south carolina, the first state is secede is, “an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding states to the institution of slavery,”

@RandomGamerCory

7 ай бұрын

​@@trgethan2470maybe among the rich elite the only ones to own slaves, the majority just hated the north for how they treated the south

@joshuawillis602

7 ай бұрын

@@RandomGamerCory they did not treat the south badly. That’s already been debunked ten times over

@zenever0

7 ай бұрын

@@RandomGamerCory you’re still sharing white supremacy disinformation. Confederate volunteers in 1861 were 42% more likely to own slaves themselves or to live with family members who owned slaves than the general population. More than 50% of confederate officers in 1861 owned slaves, and none of them lived with family members who were slaveholders. 25% of southern households enslaved people. In some states like Mississippi, 50% of households had at least one enslaved person. Enslaving a person in the American South was as common as it is today to own a second car. Slavery was rapidly growing and being aggressively, violently expanded to other states with absolutely no intention of ending.

"How dare you oppress our right to oppress others?" I cannot take anyone seriously who cries oppression when they're literally owning slaves. Seriously, I can't get over it. HOW???

@quasario

8 ай бұрын

$$$$$$$$ is their reason

@michakoniecpolski5677

8 ай бұрын

Normal cry about it

@chuckdeloris6767

8 ай бұрын

​@@michakoniecpolski5677normal for cucks you mean

@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree

7 ай бұрын

@@michakoniecpolski5677 Weak ass ragebait fr 🤡

@Dabigboii

7 ай бұрын

it isnt a problem for them since they dont consider slaves like people

The Wii U lasted longer than the Confederacy did.

@phoenixfire6433

2 ай бұрын

And was worth more than ten of them put together

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

x lasting longer than y doesn’t mean y is weak. This is an incredibly atrocious and gay argument.

@RuNoMai

2 ай бұрын

@@Skisdomakr07 lmao you're so mad

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

@@RuNoMai best yank counter-argument right here

@RuNoMai

2 ай бұрын

@@Skisdomakr07 lmao so mad

Oh gee, their dedication to state's rights was so great that they must have rebelled the moment the Fugitive Slave Act was signed.

@baneofbanes

3 ай бұрын

They also militarily occupied eastern Tennessee when they tried to seceded form Tennessee and rejoin the Union.

Abraham Lincoln having his Clone High design is an underappreciated joke

@ischannel8875

11 ай бұрын

This is the first time he had him colored from the bust in the presented poo video

@Leostar-Regalius

11 ай бұрын

you know, saying that makes me realize(as far as i remember) there's no clone associated with the confederacy in clone high, hell i don't even think sanders shows up

@YouuuuuuTosserrrr

11 ай бұрын

Scrolled for longer then I care to admit for validation in that observation 😁

@michaelkindt3288

11 ай бұрын

I didn't watch clone high but I appreciate it.

Things that lasted longer than the Confederacy: -RuPaul’s Drag Race -Barack Obama’s presidency -The Lifespan of the Wii U -Ghostbusters Cereal -MySpace -Microsoft Zune -Bionicle -New Coke -The Development of Duke Nukem Forever

@xXFlameHaze92Xx

11 ай бұрын

-The Development of Half life 3 lasted longer than the confederacy -Fucking life span of Dreamcast lasted longer than confederacy (1998 until 2007) -Teen Titans Go lasted longer than the confederacy -Fornite lasted longer than the confederacy

@anthonylong9067

11 ай бұрын

The confederacy and duke nukem forever have one thing in common They both ended up being garbage

@imokguysivetoldyoutoomanyt2427

11 ай бұрын

- Doritos - Mtn Dew - SPAM - Nazi Germany - Soviet Russia - Japanese Empire - China (Still here but failing economically) - Markiplier - Jacksepticeye - Pewdipie - Jschlatt - And many more~

@anthonylong9067

11 ай бұрын

@@imokguysivetoldyoutoomanyt2427 Phil DeFranco Ray William Johnson 8BitRyan Poiised Dashie CoreyxKenshin Smosh CollegeHumor ….im just naming off KZread channels.

@maxwaspace5348

11 ай бұрын

Pokemon Go

You know now realising it, this channel also lasted longer than the confederacy

Lincoln also didn't start the war, he made sure that in any case, the Union didn't attack the south first. Lincoln put the issue of civil war on the south

@rodionraskolnikov3853

3 ай бұрын

Then why did they occupy Southern forts when asked to leave sovereign land?

@xavierwhitcraft1310

3 ай бұрын

@@rodionraskolnikov3853 because they were US forts that the south stole.

@rodionraskolnikov3853

3 ай бұрын

@@xavierwhitcraft1310 how can you steal land from a country you are not a part of anymore?

@Rundstedt1

3 ай бұрын

@@rodionraskolnikov3853 Spoken like the Nazi you are. .

@xavierwhitcraft1310

3 ай бұрын

@@rodionraskolnikov3853 the US didn’t acknowledge the existence of the CSA. It was simply a region in open rebellion.

I would love to drive through rural Arkansas and see an Annoying Orange flag triumphantly billowing in the breeze.

@The_Atheist_Carpenter5625

11 ай бұрын

Hey apple...hey apple...hey apple...

@raidenakajacktheripper5988

11 ай бұрын

Same. Better than seeing the freaking Confederate flag

@Bluepizza1684

11 ай бұрын

@@raidenakajacktheripper5988or one of those gradient flags of the USA and CSA (saw one on a light post when driving thru a small WEST VIRGINIAN town

@Silentwaytogo

11 ай бұрын

Add in the Ps vita as a decal on that car, and I'll be happy.

@MrBad993

11 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure those are already a thing... wait no those are trump flags

When I say Southern heritage I’m talking about pecan pie, OutKast, and getting car repairs done for the cost of a case of beer and a firm handshake.

@austinobst8989

11 ай бұрын

Exactly. There's plenty to be proud of if you're a southerner. Just not the confederacy lol.

@ben5154

11 ай бұрын

So something of a Southern Playalistic Cadillac heritage then

@averongodoffire8098

11 ай бұрын

GOD DAMN BLESS🫡💖

@DrAnimePhD

11 ай бұрын

Don’t forget old fashioned Coca Cola.

@ellie4933

11 ай бұрын

OutKast lasted longer than the Confederacy where are my Big Boi statues

I saw a shirt with the flag on it that said: “If tHiS oFfEnDs YoU, tHeN yOu DoN’t KnOw It’S hIsToRy!” Bro you don’t know it’s history.

@chris135x

4 күн бұрын

Was it the same flag that you see on the Dukes of Hazzard? If it was, you don't know what the Confederate flag is. Neither does the guy in your story.

It's crazy how you can find people in US putting Confederacy flags on their houses and cars. As if it's fine to approve slavery and reminisce those days.

@chris135x

13 күн бұрын

As if everyone likes to see the LGBT flags? This is the United States of America, guy. People have the geedee right to fly a flag. It's your fault for disliking a flag. Not to mention the typical Confederate flag you see isn't the legitimate Confederate flag.

@brandonlyon730

13 күн бұрын

@@chris135x LGBT flags are there to show acceptance and love of a group of people. CSA and Nazi flags are there to show off intolerance and racism of various groups of people.

@chris135x

13 күн бұрын

@@brandonlyon730 My guy. Buddy, Man. DUDE! WHAT is wrong with your logic? Huh? THE United STATES of America (the government) allows any flags to be flown. That IS part of the FIRST AMENDMENT. You don't understand anything. Why are you still here when you don't want to understand anything? Are you a socialist? YES or NO? And it's funny you get on my back about "you're not answering my questions". That's you projecting yourself onto me. You have probably asked only ONE question to me.

@brandonlyon730

13 күн бұрын

@@chris135x Just because you can, doesn’t you should. And no I’m not a socialist, I’m more of a centralist but even I know your just insane. I’ve answered multiple questions of yours, it’s not my fault you refuse to listen and would rather stick your head in the sand as well as delete your own comments.

@chris135x

13 күн бұрын

@@brandonlyon730 Buddy. Are you illiterate? Yes or no? You can't answer ANY questions that come from MY mouth. Are you able to understand what I'm talking about? Yes or no?

Basic level of Civil War knowledge: "It was about slavery." Medium level of Civil War Knowledge: "It was caused by a complex network of factors." Advanced Level of Civil War Knowledge: "Yeah. Overall it was about slavery."

@meddlerfilms2585

11 ай бұрын

The South wanted to play at feudalism, the Union wouldn't let them, and they've been finding new ways to play Feudalism with extra steps ever since.

@genericname2747

11 ай бұрын

Slavery all the way down

@genericname2747

11 ай бұрын

@@miguelsilva9085 nobody needs slavery

@Trevthehedgehog7

11 ай бұрын

@genericname2747 Tell that to most White politicians currently living.

@genericname2747

11 ай бұрын

@@Trevthehedgehog7 politicians are not human

I think there’s an under-appreciated cleverness and irony in starting this bit with “Very few things in history are black and white”.

@catrielmarignaclionti4518

8 ай бұрын

@@universome511They who? men?

@universome511

8 ай бұрын

@@catrielmarignaclionti4518 you know who, so why are you asking?

@catrielmarignaclionti4518

8 ай бұрын

@@universome511 I dont know what are you talking about

@universome511

8 ай бұрын

@@catrielmarignaclionti4518 Black's, obviously

@catrielmarignaclionti4518

8 ай бұрын

@@universome511 and what do you think we should do about that?

I love coming to this video, sorting the comments by new, and seeing all the knuckle dragging confederates pissing with coping and seething.

The Wii U outlived the Confederacy!

@neonmenace1592

Ай бұрын

Wii U was actually cool tho

My history teacher was like "Now they claimed to be fighting for states rights, But that's bullshit because the Confederates were like 'I want the freedom to take your freedom'"

@rodionraskolnikov3853

10 ай бұрын

Hmm just like the founding fathers

@errorsheep

10 ай бұрын

@@rodionraskolnikov3853 Exactly "All men are created equal... As long as they're a straight, white, able-bodied, christian."

@DuskEalain

8 ай бұрын

@@errorsheep And remember WHITE white. No Irish, no Italian, no Slavic (where the word Slave comes from, semi-unrelated fun fact), no Jewish, no Scandinavian, etc. Just English, French, Spanish, German, and Scottish - and only certain mini-ethnicities of German, Spanish, and Scottish. Almost like it's been bullshit divisive arbitrary lines in the sand that are drawn, redrawn, and altered to be convenient to whoever's agenda. It wasn't until after (iirc) the Prohibition that Irish-Americans and Italian-Americans were considered "white ethnicities" by the government.

@colbyboucher6391

8 ай бұрын

@@rodionraskolnikov3853 Ssssoorrrrt of? Some were less shitty than others. Now, the first settlers, the Puritans, absolutely. "We're so oppressed by the English church, they won't let us oppress anyone!"

@rodionraskolnikov3853

8 ай бұрын

@@colbyboucher6391 people need to be oppressed

Revisiting since Nikki Haley refused to say “slavery” when asked what caused the Civil War.

@josgretf2800

6 ай бұрын

common republican L, can't say otherwise because they will be abandoned by their racist base and called woke

@BuildinWings

5 ай бұрын

Her name is Nimarata Randhawa. She won't respect people's preferred names, don't respect hers.

@wayfaring_stranger1413

5 ай бұрын

She's an Indian so her opinion is invalid.

@lotrofan5

3 ай бұрын

@@wayfaring_stranger1413Technically she was born in the US, so her opinion is valid. It's just that she did a complete 180 on her anti-Confederate stances from a mere FIVE YEARS AGO. Honestly kinda pathetic...

@notNajimi

3 ай бұрын

@@wayfaring_stranger1413dude what? get out of here lmao

I want "States rights to do what!?" On a T-shirt.

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

Horrible argument on a t shirt? why?

@CheaplyAnimatedLenin

2 ай бұрын

Horrible argument how? ​@@Skisdomakr07

@Jonathan-rk4uq

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@Skisdomakr07braindead reply? Why?

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

@@Jonathan-rk4uqad hominem.

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

@@TjBaxyhow in any way does that make sense? even if ur not its still a horrible argument. Its a strawman, literally.

"Slavery is gay because it means owning another man." - Honest Abe

@Cupcakkecult

3 ай бұрын

What’s wrong w being gay

@henrybitencourt

3 ай бұрын

​@@Cupcakkecult there's nothing wrong with being lesbian gay bisexual nor trans but usually confederate supporters are homophobic and transphobic so seeing these comments gives them intense rage that kills them via high blood pressure

@MrShipBuff

3 ай бұрын

@@Cupcakkecult I didn't say it was wrong to be gay. The only thing I did was make a comment with a meme quote.

Doobus’ channel was made in 2016, about 8 years ago, making this channel last 2 times longer than the confederacy.

@rodionraskolnikov3853

3 ай бұрын

Yet, in a hundred years nobody will talking about him, but people will still be arguing over the confederacy 😂

@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk

3 ай бұрын

​@@rodionraskolnikov3853 I mean, people still talk about artists from hundreds of years ago, and THOSE conversations aren't stewed by sealions and trolls.

@shade7014

2 ай бұрын

@@rodionraskolnikov3853 Who are you?

@rodionraskolnikov3853

2 ай бұрын

@@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk that’s because art isn’t a controversial topic

@torchbearer2175

2 ай бұрын

@@rodionraskolnikov3853 Lol what? Art can and has been controversial

Even the argument about state's rights lasted longer than the Confederacy did

@kayleescruggs6888

11 ай бұрын

It was state’s rights, Confederate sympathisers just don’t want to admit that the rights the Confederate States wanted were slavery.

@USECXJ13

11 ай бұрын

lol honestly states right might be the only thing the confederacy did because we need more state rights now

@kartoffelgaming5371

11 ай бұрын

this video lasted longer than the Confederacy

@warlordofbritannia

11 ай бұрын

@@kartoffelgaming5371 I’ve heard of erections lasting longer than the Confederacy

@bunny_apocalypse

11 ай бұрын

@@USECXJ13 to do what

The confederacy was so pathetic that I've been alive for five times as long as it lasted.

@DeidadesForever

16 күн бұрын

also other nations

G E T D O U G L A S S E D

@Skisdomakr07

3 күн бұрын

That huge nose in your profile picture is very fitting

As a Arkansan, thank you for putting my thoughts into words. The confederacy is not our heritage, it's not something that lasted hundreds or thousands of years, it was a stint of people who were fighting for slavery. Not everyone who fought was fighting for slaves mind you, but the states themselves and the "country" were.

@sean668

11 ай бұрын

Literally! Random Southern people were sent into cannon fire to defend the plantations of a bunch of slave-owning warlords who voted themselves into power. What is there to be proud of?

@alyssabates967

11 ай бұрын

Dude fellow Arkansan too! And so true!

@asperRader

11 ай бұрын

how do you pronounce "Arkansan"? Arr-kan-zan? Arr-kan-sawn?

@decanusservius9180

11 ай бұрын

Non-American here, but I always figured that most modern people defending the Confederacy did it because they had ancestors who fought for it, and want to believe they were fighting for one of the things other than slavery.

@IstasPumaNevada

11 ай бұрын

@@decanusservius9180 One of the big reasons many of the modern people who defend the right to fly the confederate battle flag do so is because they don't like being told what not to do, and they've been basically tricked (over decades and generations) into seeing it as a symbol of southern pride/heritage by OTHER people whose ultimate motivation was using the flag as a symbol of oppression for the newly-freed slaves. There are people flying the confederate battle flag in Montana and Washington states, as far from the south as you can get, and it's NOT because they had southern relatives.

Whats crazier about this is that the confederacy was HELLA poor. I remember as a kid reading that they couldn’t even afford military uniforms. They just fought in their own clothes, and with their personal guns. Also, take note, slavery was hella expensive. You had to have money to own slaves. So the fact that a bunch of poor farmers were fighting for slavery, despite not having the pennies to afford it, blows my mind...

@buddygettingnutty8351

11 ай бұрын

Their money maker was on the line pretty much.

@vexzel5550

11 ай бұрын

Racism. It was only fighting to maintain control over a group of people they deemed less than. A lot of racist are also narcissist. Abusing, mistreating, discriminating, torturing, r*ping, violating, killing made these psychopaths feel better about themselves. Superiority complex to hide their inferiority complex. Also, a sign of status that gave respect and admiration from other evil people. Being racist made people feel better about themselves, abusing made them feel better, and owning slaves was a sign of wealth and authority. No different than Nazi's. These evil people felt better, powerful, and good bullying others. It boosted their ego like winning a competitive game or challenge. Whatever threathens or challenged their ego they needed to destroy because if they lose they would be exposed as weak, inferior, ignorant, stupid, poor. This world is pure evil. Always has been.

@maxmcelhannan7477

11 ай бұрын

they were just racist

@antonemcbone4497

11 ай бұрын

Keep in mind at the time people thought themselves as statesmen first before countrymen

@fulcrum2951

11 ай бұрын

Even if the Confederacy survives, its economic system would become akin to the banana republic

Greetings traveler, it appears you are viewing comments by Newest, I can only wish you the best of fortune on the perilous journey looking through a flurry of stupidity and ratios that await your travels.

@Jim.Miller1861

2 ай бұрын

Thanks dearly fellow wanderer.

@canofchicken6745

2 ай бұрын

Lmfao so glad I found this comment

@KingJupiter

2 ай бұрын

Thank you

@diamond-sk2ll

2 ай бұрын

love this

@thedetectove

2 ай бұрын

My thanks oh helpful guider. My quest is not finished yet!

Way down south in the land of the traitors🗣️🔥🔥

@jackdaniels5071

3 ай бұрын

COME AWAY

@williamshaikespire69

3 ай бұрын

COME AWAY🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

@supermarioplushes2517

3 ай бұрын

COME AWAY

@lexingtonbrython1897

3 ай бұрын

WHERE COTTON'S KING AND MEN ARE CHATTEL

@IAmProbablyCoolerThanYou

Ай бұрын

WHERE COTTON'S KING AND MEN ARE CHATTLES

It makes me unbelievably proud that there is a great majority of the United States population that shares the same sentiment and views towards the confederacy: they're sore losers and won't shut up about it.

@sauce903

11 ай бұрын

Boohoo

@RomanSimkins

11 ай бұрын

And when you disagree with their pro slavery flag, they make YOU out to be the racist one.

@grugnark

11 ай бұрын

Native Americans:

@giangtran-to6tb

11 ай бұрын

ok

@parkchimmin7913

11 ай бұрын

I side eye people who wave the confederate and US flag together. Do they not realize they’re traitors?

Man, remember when it was universally accepted that Nazi's and the Confederacy were bad?

@ScorpionClaws789

11 ай бұрын

Unfortunately that was never universally accepted.

@lizardguyNA

11 ай бұрын

@@ScorpionClaws789 It was the popular opinion.

@ScorpionClaws789

11 ай бұрын

@@lizardguyNA It still is, the racist idiots are just louder now.

@phragrunt5680

11 ай бұрын

How aboutmthe orange hazard car?

@ischannel8875

11 ай бұрын

I thought that was common sense

Next year, I'll be on hrt as long as the Confederacy had last.

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

Next ye-ACK!

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

@@TjBaxyBeing edg-ACK!

@FairlyFatherless

2 ай бұрын

​@@TjBaxyOoo, now I really want to see his journal. What weird things do you think such a brilliant mind pens to paper?

@FairlyFatherless

2 ай бұрын

@@TjBaxy Ah, a fan of the classics, I see; although, I'd have figured the free-thinker would be a smidge more original, but you know what they say. When dealing with white supremacists, enter in with low expectations and a shovel.

@Skisdomakr07

2 ай бұрын

@@FairlyFatherlessno one says that.

Imagine being outlived by the annoying orange