FART NOISE DOT WAV (genuinely though this was a privilege to work on man, I even made a yt account just so I could like the video lmfao)

@DoobusGoobus

Жыл бұрын

Found you lol

@_-Lx-_

Жыл бұрын

"Yes Daddy"

@alex.g7317

Жыл бұрын

you _NEVER_ had a youtube account before then?!?

@_-Lx-_

Жыл бұрын

@@alex.g7317 Some peoole just watch without an account, it's only really mandatory if you intend on subscribing or watching agelocked videos, if you just occasionally watch what's in your reccomended or a particular thing you searched for it's possible to use it without an account.

@asdalotl

Жыл бұрын

fart noise dot wav !!

The "Most replayed" feature makes the joke about the adult VA WAY funnier, oh my god.

@JodeSoftingOFFICIAL

Жыл бұрын

idk about you but i re-watched that part solely for goobus's pure, unadulterated anger towards the VA lmao

@blissthewolf

9 ай бұрын

@@JodeSoftingOFFICIALSame I only replayed it for his yelling 😂

@esihopkinsss

9 ай бұрын

Lmao

@CT-7567_CPTNRex

9 ай бұрын

I think most people replayed that because he out the funniest part there

@placeholderdoe

8 ай бұрын

@@blissthewolfsure

can't believe dude's out here giving out these high-quality lessons for free, truly a revolutionary artist and funnyman

@duelmasteryuya1205

Жыл бұрын

Almost as if he is a certified internet funnyman like Alpharad.

@luisrentas2826

Жыл бұрын

He Said the thing

@GameMaster0025

Жыл бұрын

yes he the chosen one to save youtube

@JimGarfunkleOfficial

Жыл бұрын

🗿🍷

@GG-lk4xf

Жыл бұрын

He is a verified funnyman

*"Yes Daddy"* *"OH GREAT NOW I'M DEMONITIZED, I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU BI-"*

Considering I've been throwing my friends at my enemies and running away all my life, I... I think I can make this work.

@whatever-nh8rq

Жыл бұрын

Considering I play Pikmin I think I too can do this

@MrLoowiz

Жыл бұрын

No, you had friends. You have already failed.

@zancrowe

Жыл бұрын

@@MrLoowiz Damn, so it's the unfunny life for me henceforth, huh? Sad.

@zancrowe

Жыл бұрын

@@whatever-nh8rq Pikmin was the key all along!

@the1andonlydrmixxel

Жыл бұрын

500th like :D

Pro tip: If you get a really FAT pirate crew, it will fill up the kraken faster and you can usually get away with 1 crew member surviving the whole ordeal. This is how some comedy channels can have duos.

@paps3841

Жыл бұрын

This idea is genuinely funny

@Ledecral

Жыл бұрын

@@paps3841 I’m glad, I lost Salty Bob in the process of learning it. R.I.P. Salty Bob, we’ll never forget ye.

@kharitheblueanteater9592

Жыл бұрын

@@Ledecral how do I make it out with all members of the pirates so I can make a family channel

@jojogacha974

Жыл бұрын

No you use them to block the 1 million arrows

@GooberInternet

Жыл бұрын

@@kharitheblueanteater9592 Just get like. 17 pirates.

1:44 this part killed me🤣

@stormblitz979

Жыл бұрын

I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU BI-!!!!!

@cupcakeattack1119

6 ай бұрын

​@@stormblitz979then upload the video and you will get all the monies and everyone will love you as long as you do this everyday THE END

@taimaralenton5472

2 ай бұрын

​@@cupcakeattack1119 okay, i hope that helped.

@rimaproductions9369

2 ай бұрын

@@taimaralenton5472and just for you I was about to upload the latest prompt

@SebastianTheMemer

12 күн бұрын

@@taimaralenton5472And just for you, I was about to upload the latest prompt from the ancient temple of a thousand years ago…

"Yes daddy 😳" "OH AND JUST LIKE THAT IM DEMONITIZED, I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU BI-" this part got me so much I was crying

@FSoJG28597

Жыл бұрын

“-YOU BEAUTIFUL EMPOWERED WOMAN!”

I dunno, Doobus looks as healthy as can be

@bapbeepskull

Жыл бұрын

He's in pretty good condition

@crychidate

Жыл бұрын

he looks fine to me

@ForeTopiaOfficial

Жыл бұрын

@@bapbeepskull I agree

@Foreheadgamin

Жыл бұрын

@ВоIugа 🅥 I must sadly inform you that you, (bot), have been ratioed.

@joelpww

Жыл бұрын

He looks a little green to me

The amount of pain he goes through for every video is incredible all hail broccoli man

@e.m.m.i6054

Жыл бұрын

He literally made a video explaining what he is and spoiler he isn’t broccoli

@420roachdoggjr

Жыл бұрын

@@e.m.m.i6054 You're right he's a ripe head of lettuce.

@hilariouschip7590

Жыл бұрын

Based

@1th_to_comment.

Жыл бұрын

@@420roachdoggjr also wrong

@Blaze00XD

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t Doobus make a video specificly to say he is *not* a broccoli?

I’d honestly love an animation or mini series seeing our noble Doobus embark on this journey to collect his next big joke for a video

So, basing off of this video. I counted every current video Doobus has, coming up to about 164 (yes I actually counted) Assuming the amount of people in step 1 is proportionate to how many people he actually brings on each trip to the temple (which is about 5) This would mean that he has currently killed 820 people. By all accounts, this makes Doobus a war criminal. Which is actually hilarious.

@ellocodiablo

Жыл бұрын

You didn't have to count them yourself. It is displayed on the home page of the channel. Just in case you ever need to do some off the cuff maths again 😉

@vitorschein8073

9 ай бұрын

It has to be more, one crew mate for each penguin, elephant and tiger, he made it seem like there would be more than one of each, but assuming it is only one of each that is three already, than you have to consider that the crew was halfed, and actually 5 is a pretty good guess, so yeah, I didn't think this through

@navyblued

8 ай бұрын

@@ellocodiablo but wheres the fun in that.

@You-are-definitely-right-but

7 ай бұрын

But that’s if every vid only has one joke. You would theoretically need to count every joke in every episode, which I’m guessing is enough to make Doobus the most diabolical content creator

That joke was truly hilarious. The way Girlfriend from Friday Night Funkin' said "Fart noise dot wav" was genius. This is truly one of the jokes of all time. 12/10, would laugh again.

@idontgetpaidenough3633

Жыл бұрын

@Jack Wrath I clipped into your mom

@danielsurvivor1372

Жыл бұрын

This was truly one of jokes of time* you mean?

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the amount of sacrifices pirates he puts in to his videos?!?!

@thenethralking6032

Жыл бұрын

Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make XD

@krsynx

Жыл бұрын

Can you NOT start your comment witb "can we just take a moment to appreciate". There's been FAR TOO MANY.

@mr.sirman8052

Жыл бұрын

@@krsynx That’s the joke

@aquaponieee

Жыл бұрын

@@krsynx honestly, i don't see an issue with using common phrases. What, should we now ban the word "Hi" because it's used way too often? Do you realize that if we start banning the most commonly used phrases one by one in order, we'll eventually run out of phrases and become unable to communicate again and literally return to monke?

@subartic

Жыл бұрын

@delf Yes. That's exactly the point, we need to return to monke.

As a Cambodian, I appreciate the references to the country and the temples. Fun fact, my mother's maiden name is actually Kong 🙃

1:24 as a Catholic this is funny as hell😂😂

Fun fact: if you are on mobile, you can just tap to pause the screen at 0:48, and it still shows the fake squares, therefore fulfilling the joke

@oefest5252

Жыл бұрын

FUCK! I JUST COMMENTED THAT, YOU’VE GOTTA BE FOOKEN KIDDING!!!!

@takenshota546

Жыл бұрын

i don't get it who taught you how to english properly?

@jedimarioe

Жыл бұрын

Very confused at what this means

@martyyt2099

Жыл бұрын

@@oefest5252 I really don't get it

@sodashark2907

Жыл бұрын

@@takenshota546there’s squares in the background of the image (normally if you want an invisible background of whatever image you got from the internet) if you pause on mobile and Doobus hints at the joke in red writing

0:45 "That is but a taste of our fury! Do you yield?"

@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle

Жыл бұрын

haha.. i do not.

@FEELZ_SHARD

Жыл бұрын

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@YaBoyLennyJobs

Жыл бұрын

No

@cheddarsunchipsyes8144

11 ай бұрын

Lol

On the KZread app, if you pause at the temple at 0:49 and tap on the screen to bring up the play button, you can actually see the transparent png squares that goobus refers to in the description.

1:55 the END!!!!

A. This was hilarious B. Sort Doob's vids by popularity and become deeply depressed. Seriously, some of his BEST content is buried by his still good but way less amazing videos. Like, they're all good, but seeing Brent and Sophie under FNF stuff *hurts* with just how good original Doobus material is.

@AnuragKumar-ik1kc

Жыл бұрын

President winnie the pooh is top tier imo and beats even Sophie and brent

@kharitheblueanteater9592

Жыл бұрын

Almost all of the FNF videos are on the top

@_-Lx-_

Жыл бұрын

Sadly the FNF fandom is made from an army of toxic toddlers who will watch anything relating to it on loop and autoplay while ignoring anything else. (And that's the least of their issues, don't even get me started on them invading and attempting to claim other fandoms as their property such as Madness). Sadly quality isn't at all relevant to success, not in general and especially not to KZread, in KZread whatever hits all the right tags and trends and is mass pumped out is what's successful.

@Da-choppa

Жыл бұрын

@@_-Lx-_ I fucking hate the fnf fandom, I really hate how most of them literally don’t know what madness really is

Most of Doobus’ existence is just him dead inside and needing a hug.

So that's why my jokes have been half-baked. I've been going to Turkey

Jesus i christ. I was eating an orange while watching this, completely unsuspecting. When the penguin selling the guns popped up i fucking lost it and now my entire desk is covered in half chewed orange. Great tutorial! perfect 4/7! Marvelous!

1:44 doobus get demonitized

@Eyes3444

17 күн бұрын

1:47

2:15 *the death of comedy* ”I’ve killed art”

can we appreciate doobus goobus bc hes sacrificed alot. also kassi for agreeing to say a single line.

The fact that I laughed at the ancient prompt of a thousand years ago is proof enough for me that Goobus must make this sacrifice constantly

I love how getting home and making the animation are the easiest parts, whereas getting the joke itself is the most difficult part

@zdanee

Жыл бұрын

Killing the friends you gained along the way by throwing them at your enemies you gained along the way is the hardest part.

1:48 The fact he has to stand on a red box to be able to put the comically large scissors around the woman's neck is funny to me for some reason

@Sonichero151

Жыл бұрын

And somehow he thought the VA WOULDN'T demonitize the video with "Yes Daddy"

1:10 just timestamping this for my own personal use.

@The1ArtKing

6 ай бұрын

1:11

@toxc9526

Ай бұрын

Ayo?

"You are going to voice this cartoon. Yes?" "Yes, daddy." "AND JUST LIKE THAT I'M DEMONITIZED!" The fact that this is the most replayed part, well... it's well deserved.

I like how you had to mention that the Sonic theme & "Adult" VA's go together well 😂

@ManiacX1999

Жыл бұрын

Someone please explain for my naive brain

@tomtcom

Жыл бұрын

@@ManiacX1999 they're VA's that do things for "adult" cartoons and such

@pinkuisntniku6521

Жыл бұрын

@@ManiacX1999 adult animation means animations about people doing the unholy nasty

@crucifiedhughneutron7764

Жыл бұрын

And the fact he’s willing to kill said VAs if they don’t comply.

@newbaggett

Жыл бұрын

Uh! Uuh! If you know the reference!

I feel bad for Doobus to go through all of that pain just to make us laugh after all of these years. I am grateful for all he has done for us.

"If someone is funny, it's probably their only redeeming quality." Blitzo from helluva boss in a nutshell.

I've realized that one of the reasons I greatly enjoy your videos is how your humour is refreshingly not preachy. You don't try to peddle any kind of moral views and just focus on being genuinely entertaining. And you don't fall on the same old tired tropes that all animated parodies have exhausted since the creation of the internet. Everytime you upload is really exciting and I can't say that for many other people on here.

@curlystepper7386

10 ай бұрын

Agreed, more content creators should learn from this

There's actually a skip you can make if one of the crewmates you bring with you is an enderman from Minecraft, there's a hidden feature that will allows him to teleport to safety after distracting an enemy. Remember to use your enderman at the last enemy though, then for the million arrows you will be able to not get hit, as endermen are immune to arrows. I hope this was helpful and will save you some pain for your next video.

@davidhong1934

Жыл бұрын

They patched that exploit The temple interior now contains an ankle-high quantity of water

@carlosgarcia-pd4wq

Жыл бұрын

@@davidhong1934 also enderman don't teleport the just move faster than the eye can see.

@Daniel_3322

Жыл бұрын

@@davidhong1934 easy solution just bring the boat you came in and the enderman can enter with you

@Jsslade

Жыл бұрын

Endermen exist because one day, God was playing in Minecraft and said, "I want there to be a reference to that." And then He made a reference to that, in real life.

@agrilsunil1

10 ай бұрын

Except you want no survivors besides you so you don’t have to pay them.

It took me a moment to realize that "adult" in air quotes implied that the VA voiced NSFW content and not that she was actually underage and because I'm dumb I got really concerned that Goob accidentally hired a 17-year-old once or something

@dontkickmychick6076

Жыл бұрын

Why not both? :troll:

0:48 If you tap on it on mobile or move your mouse on computer you *CAN* actually see the “gray squares of the ancients”

I laughed for a long time after the joke at the end. I almost choked on my brassói. I mean I I went full unstoppable Joker laugh. Thanks you Goobus UwU!

What an informative guide! My friends laughed at my joke so much they haven't stopped laughing!

0:08 yes i do. I deal and inflict PUNishment each and every day

Out of all the videos Mr. Doobus made, this is my favourite

Okay, but why are the hands backwards at 1:37?

@DreddFall04

Жыл бұрын

Why tf did you know that?

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas

8 ай бұрын

@@DreddFall04 That part is really easy

2:12 😳😳😳

@Two_Teapod

2 ай бұрын

the funy

As an aspiring writer who can't write comedy, this video helped me so much

Thank you for laying out this process. I’ve never been able to make it past the arrows before.

I always felt I wasn’t that funny and that I should learn the art of comedy, thank you so much for this tutorial!

I don’t know whether I should ashamed or impressed over this but “Friday Night Funkin’ Girlfriend Fart” made me laugh for five consecutive minutes.

@teemujussila

Жыл бұрын

Same

@agrilsunil1

10 ай бұрын

SHAME!!!!

Wait, you mean you DON'T have to sacrifice your entire family to cuthulu and start a new one for later sacrifice every time you want to get a joke? Damn, i knew i was doing something wrong.

“I’ve killed art.” -Doobus Goobus 😂 😂 I’m dying 😂 💀

This is actually a brilliant commentary on the current state of AI art, and what it tells us about the constant depreciation of artists work in our modern society 🧐 It does this by demonstrating the absurdity of pretending that "coming up with good ideas is more important than the work needed to transform said idea into a finished product"

Man Doobus really puts a lot of effort in his videos

The NSFW actress who have invited to do some characters really have a good voice. I don't know why but it is something who fits really well or at least make these animations look like good quality content

@_-Lx-_

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, some NSFW VAs have really great voices. Makes sense, their whole job is to make themselves sound alluring and attractive, so makes sense their voice would be nice to listen to in SFW content too. Honestly some are really soothing, got the whole ASMR stuff going on.

@bluecanine3374

Жыл бұрын

@LX BDK (Ghost Of Culvert) and often times they do ASMR! what is sad though is BECAUSE they do NSFW content it makes it difficult to get cast for sfw stuff. Not impossible, but difficult even if they try to make a separate profile/portfolio. And having a NSFW VA in anything sfw always results in the comment section being 90% just people saying "hey, she did a porns type things! Did you know that?! I did and it made my peepee hard! "

@_-Lx-_

Жыл бұрын

@BlueCanine Though I'm actually not sure about that thing you said about being hard to get cast, as I know a massive number of famous voice actors like Mike Pollock and Dan Green have acted in hentai before. Many people do manage to continue finding SFW jobs.

@bluecanine3374

Жыл бұрын

@LX BDK (Ghost Of Culvert) those examples aren't what I'm talking about. Not only are those men which is a whole separate set of stigma around it, but those were way back in the 90s under pseudonyms during an era where it was hard to connect the dots. They became established before people sleuthed out their past. And just that, it is their past. They, no my knowledge, aren't or even recently done ANY nsfw voice work for well over a decade. Way different

@_-Lx-_

Жыл бұрын

@@bluecanine3374 OK fair enough

That's not fair. I snort laughed and fell over on the toilet. I now believe this is truly the process.

You might be one of my favorite artists. I'm not sure if that says more about you, me, or the world of art as a whole.

I've had such a shitty day with everything annoying me thank you so much this really made my day so much better just what I needed :D

The lesson here is there's some deep truth to almost absolutely everything he said. And the road to being a youtube is filled with absolute pain, misery, unfairness, critics everywhere, and very little actual satisfaction when you realize it's getting infinitely tougher the longer youtube goes on. Let alone the repeated cycle of trying to find what hits and what misses with the general audience and your fan base, let alone how the overall general world sees you when you tell them you're a youtuber. F*ck, this video is informative, golden, 10/10, and kinda sad at the same time. My poor boy.

@JPSimen

Жыл бұрын

Too many words.

@MSCDonkeyKong

Жыл бұрын

this is why i would only do video essays for rants when i want to get input out there on important issues like video games. like with the chuggaaconroy paper mario sticker star rant series where he's mostly just doing it for himself

if you look at goobus's computer, it looks like an ammong us crewmate

The Doug Walker rule of comedy where "All Comedy is Based on Misery."

0:54 I found that using only parts of your crewmates actually can leave you with 72% of a crewmate remaining, a uncommonly known fact, and that can help you with the arrows.

@agrilsunil1

10 ай бұрын

Just make sure the 72% isn’t the arm.

This is how you graduate Clown Colledge..... *everyone ends up dropping out.*

You know there’s an easier temple in northern Hungry where you just have to sacrifice a finger, doesn’t matter if it’s yours or not.

I just want you to know my family did indeed laugh hard at the joke you worked so hard to get

This whole video on it's own is art and should be put in to a museum

This just shows how much effort goes into animation.

"OH AND JUST LIKE THAT IM DEMONITIZED!!!"

The ending funnily enough is probably one the funniest things I’ve seen in ages. My humour is dead.

thanks for the shout out at 0:33 love your content bro

I was having a bad day at work today, but this really cheered me up. Thank you so much, dude.

I knew I found something special when I discovered this channel stuck in the rafters of that old barn full of poisonous spiders and wasps and tetanus nails and anthrax, I always knew goobus had it in him to make the funnies every day foreve

Thanks Doobus! Now I can make my animation channel funnier with your 10 step process ☺☺

How to be funny: Make OHIO memes Say "Hehe women" Refrence Metal Gear Rising Revengeance Be based Make dark jokes (You have kids in your basement) Done

All way through I was just smirking, but I genuinely laughed at the end🤣🤣

Doobus's proclamation at the end was quite the revelation

The mindfuck doobus must have gone through when he found the joke that made this video

1:30 makes a reference to a game in real life that was made in real life

Thank you Doobus for this helpful tutorial

Over 2 months later and I'm still laughing at the concept of cambodius the wizard

2:16 the irony that this is made when HBO Velma release...... wait a minute.... *NO It can't be*

“I’ve killed art” is an understatement 😅😅😅 In all seriousness, very funny video. I have now gotten my very funny joke from the temple and I am now making millions of moneys. Thank you Doobus Goobus for your tutorial on funniness.

IT'S KASS!! Hey Kass, I hope to see you voicing some stuff every now and then on Doobus' Channel. 😃 also My sweet green goober looked absolutely FUCKED up at the beginning. ☠

@kassioppia

Жыл бұрын

Honestly this was so much fun to do, I'd love to work with Doobus again!

I think the best part of this video from my perspective was at the end I laughed my heart out😂

Doobus Goobu has some of the best use of satire, irony, & absurdism.

I love how you hire NSFW voice actresses but their lines keep getting shorter

I'll take this process over AI art any day.

Tip: Goobus uses 5 crewmates, but you should bring at least 12 so you can use some of them as meat shield against the arrows

The fact I even smiled at “fart noise .wav” is absolutely horrendous and I might take extreme measures to myself in order to end this hell

This has been an informant and helpful video . I will be sure to use these helpful steps myself the next time I wish to make a "joke".

I killed a art 2:17

Is... Is this what you do every time you gotta' make a new video? I thought what you did was, you know... Troublesome. But I never knew the pains at great lengths that you actually go through to give us the best content. My heart goes out to you, Doobus.

Comedy died the moment I exhaled through my nose at the joke

The fact the ending made me laugh proves that he was right about the temple.

The final delivery really did it for me.

I weep for the day that funny green man no longer blesses my mind with his immaculate videos

Can confirm. Did all these 999 years ago and I have been numb with FUNNY ever since.

You know what would be funny? Kirby, Eri, Kouta, Anya, Damien, Becky, Emile, Ewan, Anais, and Stewie all torturing the League of Villains to the point where they find themselves in the afterlife. By singing that song Patrick wrote in Sing a Song of Patrick

I genuinely feel like this is how doobus actually makes his videos.

There's no doubt in my mind that animation tron Tive ThouSand comedy is real comedy. I spent about 15 crew mates to procure these jokes. The set up, perfect red lipstick color, the non sequiturs, the premise, punchline, references, SCREAMING, slapstick. It was a joy to achieve a result I couldn't have previously.

one piece plot: