When Karls starts a story with " there's this fella ", you know its gonna be a good story

@joshe123

4 жыл бұрын

Andreas *fella. Not being picky, just an FYI.

@jstdrv

4 жыл бұрын

Ages ago

@DakMan3

4 жыл бұрын

"There's this fella knockin' about"

@VLAD_P_

4 жыл бұрын

Andreas happened ages ago ☺️

@benshakesonthefloor

4 жыл бұрын

and she opened the door, right? and its a little monke sat thaye

Yak, no commercials = legend. Thanks.

@AA-hg5fk

4 жыл бұрын

Much appreciated!

@rosshind6369

3 жыл бұрын

One of the good guys for sure. I wish i could make a voluntary contribution actually.

@stevenye9160

3 жыл бұрын

U

@FutureAbe

3 ай бұрын

@@rosshind6369it’s not up to the uploader whether or not there are ads

“With people like that, you never want to offend them; they never forget.” Karl 😂😂😂😂

This is the best night time therapy. I love listening to this and falling asleep. Thank you for putting them on.

@PlayaP69

5 жыл бұрын

The male voice on the app "Headspace" sounds so much like Karl Pilkington.

@miroslavmlinar1329

5 жыл бұрын

@@PlayaP69 you from Straya too aye

@PlayaP69

5 жыл бұрын

miroslav mlinar Australia? Me? Nooo. 😄

@stevehorrill2828

5 жыл бұрын

Rickys Ott laugh really pisses me off..

@clarenceclarence9529

5 жыл бұрын

I do the same thing!

It's mad how someone can make so many people laugh so much laughs so little

@LynchyVidz

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he's playing a role.

@archiewall124

2 жыл бұрын

He actually laughs quite a lot it’s just sounded out by Ricky, and also he plays a role where he’s not the one who’s laughing.

@tyroon81

6 ай бұрын

Playing a role?? What the hell you talking about? Do you think this is scripted?😲

@africanmarty

3 ай бұрын

Playing a role ? Karl ? I don’t think so.

Omg when Ricky makes Karl say what his dad called the elephant woman! I can't cope!!!

@DrivingDoctor

9 ай бұрын

Spud head

It's so relaxing listening to these that I sometimes fall asleep. Until Ricky laughs that is!

hey man just want to let you know I really appreciate how you've put these together, I've downloaded loads for an upcoming deployment and I know they'll help me and my shipmates through some long hours. Peace!

@ryanturner2306

6 жыл бұрын

hope the deployment is going well salior!

@MisterManTheBestMan

6 жыл бұрын

@Slave2Paper Did you know that the rich get richer because they decide to be paid more for something? A plumber is less paid then an actor, but a plumber is more valuable to have. The plumber cannot charge higher because the plumber will not be able to compete with other plumber-prices. It also has to do with the job, the actor is more valuable skill-wise because being a plumber is an easy to learn job, while being an actor takes in account the environment you were raised up in. That is why the rich get richer, simply because they are paid more at an accepted rate. That's how capitalism works, and it seems fair to me. If we didn't want actors, then directors wouldn't pay for them. If we wanted more plumbers, then we would be willing to pay more for them.

@helenemcgreevy9556

6 жыл бұрын

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Too simplistic this perception of Capitalism. Capitalism has allowed gross division of wealth. ABUSE of the most vulnerable, children and the poor, are easily culled into SEX slavery. HUMANITY DEMANDS A LEVEL OF SOCIALISM!

@seanmclellan5120

6 жыл бұрын

footballers get 20 times more than most vital trades if they had the balls they would give some back... 80k a week for playing football nurses get nothing compared to the lives they save

@jamessiddy1231

5 жыл бұрын

Sailors are gay. That means you're gay. Gay.

rickys cackle everytime karl spits out one of his many gems is exactly the right response to the things this man says

21:56 is THE best Ricky Gervais laugh ever! I cried with laughter!

"You're a grape crusher mate"

i get what carl's saying with the whole "why are they still using the index finger to check your prostate?" thing. I think the same thing every year when it's time for a pap smear. like, with the technology we have, how are we not doing this with a simple blood test or something by now. that damn speculum is still our best tool for this?

"I've never heard such bulloc- I-I-I... you are a- play a record, play a record!" "I couldn't believe it..." "What do you mean you COULDN'T believe it, stop the record, stop the record! What do you mean YOU couldn't believe it?!" I've never laughed so fucking hard before hahaha

@FBarbarian

4 жыл бұрын

when was this?

@jlist84

4 жыл бұрын

@@FBarbarian I'm not sure where it comes in this compilation but here is a link to that particular clip that he is referencing. kzread.info/dash/bejne/qHel286ie5PdkdI.html

@AA-hg5fk

4 жыл бұрын

The only time they stop the record I believe!

00:06:00 He never Forgets Rick 00:10:50 Cheeky Freak Of The Week 1 - 27 Finger Guy, Elephant Man, Elephant Woman 00:17:30 Bonus Freak!!! Lobster Man 00:20:00 A siamese lad 00:22:18 Another Siamese Lad 00:29:56 Cheeky Freak Strangest Couple that ever got married 00:37:00 Karl does Steve Again 00:43:49 Cheeky Freak - Light House Man Pig Woman Elephant Man Two knob Pillow Man 00:54:08 Prostate Exam Saga 01:18:00 Karl's Kidney Stones 01:31:00 A woman had a baby who had a baby 01:35:58 Karls advice to a fetus 01:36:00 Suzanne Wants a baby 01:41:33 Fat Baby 01:43:11 Man in a jar without a brain 01:47:20 Horse in the house 01:56:35

@redbeard3780

Жыл бұрын

Bonus Freak 🤣🤣

I have been falling asleep to these guys since I first watched the animated series on HBO... Thank you for compiling these shows!

"The human slug should work as a draft excluder." 😂😂😂😂

@ericorourke7291

4 жыл бұрын

Kelly Stephenson right??? Oh my god hahaha

"...Spud Head." Just about shit myself laughing.

This is like therapy. Brilliant!

@jameshickey1294

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. 7 evenings a week ✌️

@Algorithm347

4 жыл бұрын

And we need this more now than ever before

@Face_The_Void

3 жыл бұрын

Glad it helps you guys like it helps me, laughter instead of crying is much more pleasant

I have Restless Leg Syndrome. It's hell. I feel for Karl in between cracking up.😆

@andrewtregoning

Ай бұрын

Have you tried cutting out caffeine? That worked for me

thank you for spending time editing all these clips, I really enjoy these categories, it's like different areas of Karl's mind get explored each time 😂

1:01:15 "what's 6 billion then?" "loads init..."

wondered how long it would take until karl called Steve a freak 😂

Crazy to think that this is almost 20 years old... To think I was only 17 when this came out and I'd never heard of it before.

@Tor010

Жыл бұрын

Good times

The prostate exam was amazing

‘Leaning on an apple’

crush grapes!!! LOL amazing!

I’ve seen his brother, the pillow 🤣

103:30 Ricky chewing out Karl for not getting a prostate exam then bringing in an actual doctor to the studio is amazing. It’s funny but it shows that Ricky genuinely cares about Karl and worries about him.

@guypritchard2451

5 жыл бұрын

It's a conspiracy, they don't need to put a finger up the bum

@tyroon81

6 ай бұрын

I don't remember Ricky ever saying he's had it done😏

When karl was getting the prostate exam and said jesus that's high up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"He never forget, Rick." Might be the greatest joke Steve Merchant ever made, so simple and so perfectly executed.

21:55 This laugh will add years to your life

@mini_mozzer

4 ай бұрын

im pretty sure it took away years from ricky

I love that Karl saw what was clearly an exaggerated + obviously fake picture of a tiny man leaning on an apple and thought it was real 😂

1:08:06 "You're touchin a kung!" - Hilarious!!!

At one point I thought I may be the only one listening too this brilliant nonsense every single night

21:43 - 22:00 is pure comedy genius. Karl's an even greater comedian than Ricky, he brings him to spontaneous laughter all the time!

“Did the child have a baby?” “....yeah” “COURSE IT DIDNT!!!!!” Lmao

1:25 in and I'm already fucking dying lmao

I’ve listened to these time and time again and they’re always hilarious 😂

He didn’t look both ways lol brilliant.

I remember the lady his dad called spud head. From stretford precinct. Even as a teen at time, felt sorry that others would run up and abuse her.

@kdburner7356

3 жыл бұрын

that’s amazing

I would like to hear what the guys think about the fact that so many people find their conversations to be like lullabies. So many of us go to sleep with smiles on our faces because of the them. It's really quite beautiful. Thanks guys.

Did I tell you about the immune system?

@kinloch7332

3 жыл бұрын

Possibly the most romantic line ever.

Why wasnt he looking both ways?

21:57 i have replayed this laugh from Ricky SOOO many times in my life

i need rickys laugh as my ringtone lol

the bits where you can hear karl gasping for air as he turns his head to not have the mic catch it are the best bits

The irony of Karl being annoyed of the magazine telling him to drink, then he gets kidney stones 😂😂

Perfect timing

Sometimes I put these on to fall asleep to, but end up laughing and paying too much attention and the next thing I know, it's 6:03 am and I'm still awake. Also, if I am drifting into sleep, Ricky cackles so loudly.

I fucking love this trio.

Call me crazy, but i'd like to see K.P. Have a proper debate against an intellectual. Like a proper Oxford Union style debate. I believe the results would be surprising. Is it f'd up that i understand most of his points of view.

@darthmong7196

4 жыл бұрын

Lol KP vs Richard Dawkins on whether moths have eyes.

@29memyselfandi

3 жыл бұрын

Karl has a really interesting mind in my opinion. As Ricky once said, it’s like he follows the subplot to every story.

@kuz4b

3 жыл бұрын

@@29memyselfandi I think he’s high functioning autistic.. not really appreciated in the early 2000’s..

@paulcunnane4

2 жыл бұрын

No.

@chingitclarkson6723

Жыл бұрын

Karl makes perfect sense its just hes either on the furthest side of a valid point that he cant explain properly or he fully doesn't care about that particular subject because logically it literally doesn't matter to him lol

Mrs Dilkington checking in to see if you are all ALRIGHT..!!! ❤️

Thx for this gold! 😂

I love the trio🔥♥️😩

I now can’t sleep without listening to this over and over again

Jesus thats high up Youre touching a lung

Leaning on an apple 🍏

Crush grapes .... LOL

3:35 This kind of on air in-fighting is what I live for.

Does anyone know what Karl said at 19:01 ? Something that sounded like up-my-pan. He was describing lady who had the leg malformation and what the waiter said to the women when the waiter was trying to get her to leave?

@jameswoolford2698

2 жыл бұрын

'You should be in my pan' as in saucepan or frying pan etc

The pork chop story is hilarious!!!

@MickEll91

5 жыл бұрын

Its also true. A morbidly obese women who couldnt reach a certain part of her arse had a pork chop bone lodged in one of the rolls of fat and the doctor misdiagnosed it as a tumour.

I enjoy these podcasts over and over thanks for the laughs mint

I love that the fella leaning on an apple was clearly just a depiction to grab readers, and Karl thinks it's real 😂😂

Everyone is looking for ”fresh” wine lol....enough of all this old wine get me some fresh stuff lmao

Best therapy ever, thank you so much for the videos much appreciated! 💙

has anyone heard where karl talks about a game show where contestants try to become doctors?

@aussiemouth747

Жыл бұрын

They mention operating on Hilda.....

Some think outside the box, Karl thinks under it.

"I'M GETTING ANGRY MAN!.. TELL ME!.. WHAT DID HE CALL HER!?" spud'ead.

I haven't heard some of these before.

I’d love to meet Karl..he is so cool

@christopherjohnkirkman6485

2 жыл бұрын

The all-new ₩■£CJK:).Xfm live intertween *with live input with the already-made xfm Podcasts. Now with a thumbs👍up.CJK₩.■.¿♧◇♡~.*■.

Omg I'm dying laughing. The restless leg syndrome!😂😂😂

how much do u starjump bro

2021 and this got me through COVID! Brilliant time to find about KP! 😕 Steve could be a freak of the week. 6”7 kurmit the frog look a like.

@mikethemusicman1978

25 күн бұрын

got the same throat!

So many good lines from Steve in this

I have been looking for 21:55 for years.

23:15 🤣🤣🤣🤣 double chance

“It’s weird innit.”

01:14:21 - The tumour

Completely lost it at 1:08:02

Amazed Karl hadn't seen Freaks sooner - it's baffling. Wonder if Spud Head was a DEVO fan?

Fantastic

Still LOVE Karl! If you're a fan you missed his cameo as the copper recently in ‘the thief, his wife and the Canoe’ he was genuinely good. Was pleasantly surprised. The whole show was good too! But seeing him call ‘bullshit’ made it all worthwhile. Would never have guessed from these days he’d ever be able to act. Miles better than in Derek. Displayed some actual nuance...

@tyroon81

6 ай бұрын

He was just being Karl as usual, not really acting!!😏

Baby who had a baby: I heard a story about a woman who would have had twins, but one died in her womb very early, and it became absorbed into the surviving baby's body. At some point after birth there had to be one or more operations to correct it.

1:18:53 can someone explain who Steve refers to when he says “straight back to hosting gameshows”

@QueeferSutherland1

4 жыл бұрын

Not 100% sure but maybe Les Dennis, he was in extras and mates with Ricky & Steve and also known for his drugs & women in his heyday so probably told Ricky a few stories.

@jameshickey1294

4 жыл бұрын

I thought they meant dale winton?

@abbychilds3049

4 жыл бұрын

Micheal barrymore

51:02

Steve is obsessed with Jack-a-lanterns!!🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

I think i saw the lighthouse guy on Ripleys Believeit or not

Good night all xxx

Himselves

17:45 thats a new laugh

Thanks a lot....lockdown Prozac...

My sides are splitting! Hilarious.

Karls my herp

Love this, why so many dislikes

6:30 fucking lost it. Steve is the absolute king of timing

A woman I worked with had a child that her nose almost looked like an elephant trunk. Sweetest little girl that would smile and laugh. She hardly ever cried. She would be about 21 today. I hope she is still a happy person but it was very sad.

@Steve23JJ

Жыл бұрын

so what

They shud be a university course about karl pilkington. Aka Karlology

1:24

31:08 ...this bit Karl states here about I've got a mate who's... Appears in Ricky Gervais stand up gigs. I noticed quite a few jokes Ricky uses are what Karl made up on this show.

Am with Carl on the three legged juggler he's using his hands 😂😂