4 years later this podcast got me through my weekend shift

@moep.8578

Жыл бұрын

😂I be thinking 💭 the same thing! 💯!

@josiffexplosiff1

Жыл бұрын

That’s depressing

@psychedkieran

Жыл бұрын

Literally on break at work right now listening 😅

@markl5998

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@mysteryY2K

Жыл бұрын

@@josiffexplosiff1 capitalism is depressing. this podcast makes it tolerable

Wearing headphones listening to this is stupendous… heavy breathing throughout the whole podcast 🤣🤣

@xpertkidd1150

8 ай бұрын

Glad im not the only person who noticed lmao

@kledus420smith8

4 ай бұрын

The water bottle plastic crinkle noise followed by the gasp for air tremendous

@brandondotch2878

3 ай бұрын

I love it

I revisit these podcasts all the time while waiting for the new Joint episodes. This is timeless entertainment

Just listening to this again it's 2021 my mom just passed away and I'm having a hard hard time with it so anyway out there if you want to show some love just give me a thumbs-up or leave a comment

@jnthxn_

3 жыл бұрын

lost mine 4 years ago brother i know how you feel. stay strong man, she’s watching from above.

@jesuschrist9367

2 жыл бұрын

How you doin these days man

@lpcsm1973

5 ай бұрын

Hey Man, ALL the love and peace in your life, Hope you doing better and strong, this last year was hard for me but we got to keep going

I listen to these podcast at work all day

@chriby28

6 жыл бұрын

Greasemonkey MBZ what do you work as? Sounds like a trip if you can listen to podcasts all day.

@hasty-carnaage1518

6 жыл бұрын

Always the way to do it. High Asfuck at work with The Church.

@shadowvessel1972

6 жыл бұрын

Find a nice shelf stocking/warehouse job, get a vaporizer pen, download the Church // Profit

@ottogreen2749

6 жыл бұрын

Black Fragments Landscaping right now. Life is perfect.

@overlorrd53

4 жыл бұрын

It keeps me moving through my shitty factory job

I love Lee's little inputs LMFAO "Stop saying that" while dying kills me

"He cant even go to the bathroom with out yelpin"😂😂😂

This has become one of the best podcasts out there. Every family needs a guy like him that keeps it real and can teach you about real life.

@zachorians1069

Жыл бұрын

and about blowing your load on tittays and getting a gram to have fun

when joey said "ya know bert there are some people in this world that think a pool jump is a shower" i laughed cuz segura made a big deal on their podcasts cuz bert does exactly that.

@fernandocarvallo9135

2 жыл бұрын

That part was killer! I think Tommy should show him that clip!!

@officialDonaldwhite

Жыл бұрын

I cracked up when Joey said johnfruciante35 was a ball sucker. I knew he was talking about you cuzzin how's life treating you

@cyrusargun9476

Жыл бұрын

😊😊

How can one hear a story on two separate occasions and still laugh uncontrollably. Uncle Joey is the most genuine hilarious human being in this Earth. #itschangingflavors

"Take that little bat out" haha haha... i like it, and I'm using it.

1:41:45 joey calls Bert "Burnt chystler!" 😂🤣💀

@gregorrose8935

3 жыл бұрын

This gets me every time I read this comment 😂😂

@ositoosito4566

3 жыл бұрын

This is so funny because recently an announcer said his name wrong like 3 x 😂 lol

@kirkquintero3893

2 жыл бұрын

Joey mispronounces everything, even his own name

Im listening while working, makes my day bro..

@hasty-carnaage1518

6 жыл бұрын

Always the way to do it. High Asfuck at work with The Church.

@dylanrepetto2447

3 жыл бұрын

Still makes my day at work

@spoiledapple9201

3 жыл бұрын

I do the same! I realized yesterday I listened to uncle Joey for 9 hours straight.

@gw593

3 жыл бұрын

Podcasts are what get me through my day unless I’m working with really awesome people.

@skyykabbyy7814

2 жыл бұрын

Same

"U kno wut Lee, in 1985..."

@wes4619

5 жыл бұрын

Lemme tell ya something back den

@irvingsalas5252

5 жыл бұрын

I’ll never forget

@allangray6764

5 жыл бұрын

I read this as he LITERALLY was saying, "YOU kno wut, Lee, in 1991..."

@queen_tifftodd6708

4 жыл бұрын

In biulda.... When my mother died. ....one time I owed 49 thousand

@DON316

3 жыл бұрын

@@wes4619 ĺ

I love the idea of him on the service he wants to do on calling people. I LOVE IT!!

Im 98% sure that Joey and Lee are an instance of Rick and Morty

@chancecall2832

6 жыл бұрын

moasto02 spot FUCKING on

@yoriemack4353

3 жыл бұрын

Know you saying too much 🤫

@calculusmetal

3 жыл бұрын

Pickle Joey!

joeys stories , berts upbeat attitude , lee trying to stay alive whilst seeing the devil, perfection !Big fan from Scotland, you guys r massive here! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

"Puerto Rican shower" -Joey 😂😂😂😂

lee "the future is audio" syatt

@tylerfiecke

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher Joseph the prophet

Great episode!! I love the story about Ralphie crushing the chairs in Berts backyard lol .. Joey laughing had me dying!!

14:20 Joey's such a good story teller he had Lee straight nuttin 😂

@curlyramon

2 жыл бұрын

Good lord😂😂

@WoWkillerz17

2 жыл бұрын

He does that a lot ahahaha

@DNVYN

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah😂😂😂

@Sppearmintt

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣

Joey ur the dad i never had sir.

Bert literally turned into the goof who showers on his pool Joey was takin about 😂😂

@mattchilton3222

3 жыл бұрын

@@fluG4M3 hihhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhllljllhjllhlljjhhhhhhlhhhhhkłhlhhhhhhhhhhhhjhljlllllhhhhhhljhhhihhhihhhhlhhhhhllhhlhhhhkllhhhhihhhlhhhiiliiliijjllljilpiljiiljllhhohhhhhhlilllllllllljjlillil

@mattchilton3222

3 жыл бұрын

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@mattchilton3222

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@mattchilton3222

3 жыл бұрын

i

@jockogo1689

3 жыл бұрын

Same thing I thought right when I heard lol

I haven't started watching yet, but I love everything with Bert because he is just so happy to be alive.

This is one of the best all time Church podcasts and I'm surprised this doesn't have a million views.

@2:10:24 "Dawg, it was like a meteor hit one of those Chinese villages!" LMAOOOOO!!!!!!

How Bert can’t keep a secret and talks about how his girl is having cycles and Joey responds with “I don’t wanna hear that shit” in a calm matter 😂😂😂😂😂

@wheresmyarvak507

2 жыл бұрын

X8gz8yx8z9yz8

@tomtucker4157

2 жыл бұрын

I lost all respect for Bert after the Ari incident

@texasman1409

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomtucker4157 what happened?

@tomtucker4157

2 жыл бұрын

@@texasman1409 basically Ari made fun of his 14 year old daughter, saying that's she has fucked up teeth. He then refused to apologized until later he "apologized" which was just him defending himself by saying that it's a joke and they shouldn't have been offended. Then when they both patched that situation up, Bert invites him over to bury the hatchet to eat with his family and make a podcast. However, Ari thought that I would be funny to spike Bert with molly inside of his house with his kids. Ari then proceeded to defend himself on why spiking yours friends are a good and fun thing until literally everyone he knew was calling his a psychopath for not admitting he was wrong for it, only then did he apologized. After spiking his drink and making fun of his daughter, Bert proceeded to defend Ari from all scrutiny of what he did and that just pissed me off. I understand forgiving for getting spiked because your involved. But how you gonna forgive a guy that shit talking your kid daughter

@texasman1409

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomtucker4157 have you ever done something wrong in the past and are not the same person anymore? you dont want anyone to judge you for your past actions, do you? he said sorry and moved on. People change

"How do you like to be treated when going to a restraunt" - Joey "Well i like to be served" - Bert "No" - Joey Silence for 2 minutes.... HAHAHAHAH

Best part every time is Joey fabreezing the room 😂😂

lee's sigh at 14:21 is gold!

Peterson, Rogan, Diaz and, Tyson got me to do more for myself in these past 6 months than I ever did in 45 years living. My big bros. Gratitude 111 baby! One Love, Moody Red ❤

that ralfie may story had me crying from laughter!!! lmaooo!!!!

"Are you fucking kidding me or what...this is when black people were black people" 😂😂😂 I feel like alot would agree.

@martinmare6215

7 жыл бұрын

I Dont have to explain shiieet sonny.

@mitchapalooza1

7 жыл бұрын

*You're

@himynameisluis13

7 жыл бұрын

lol whats the time stamp for when they said that?

@ganjenzed7855

7 жыл бұрын

APE MAN I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid but I like it

@ganjenzed7855

7 жыл бұрын

APE MAN Beethoven had his critics too, see if you can name three of them

Thanks Lee & Joey!!! I live for your podcast's. If you stop... I die.....

Bert literally is one of those people who jumps in a pool to get clean

@Hallahanify

3 жыл бұрын

Hes such a Mook he wouldn't even cop to it to joey

@kirkquintero3893

2 жыл бұрын

The chlorine is like soap

2:40 - 3:15 Is some of the best natural adlibs ive ever heard. Belongs on GTA radio. Berts "oh yeah" is timed perfectly, Joey's smokey voice contrasts nicely. 10/10 snippet.

@Bobbbby23448

7 ай бұрын

Such a vibe

@TheRealAR01

7 ай бұрын

@@Bobbbby23448 Kick that mule Lee

I never heard someone with so many life stories, he literally spent 40 years living and now is spending another 30 just telling all his stories

@2stroketyson79

3 жыл бұрын

and he is from North Bergen NJ imagine if he was from Jersey City NJ the stories would be endless & way more dramatic

@alexg3176

3 жыл бұрын

@@thebiggusdonnus8453 dead.

@TheAlexxxMackie

3 жыл бұрын

True that

@TheAlexxxMackie

3 жыл бұрын

@@2stroketyson79they basically are endless already. But I get what you are eluding to

@rayfuckingrules386

2 жыл бұрын

@Greatbig Swinging8-D Sad face.

Joey knows how to start a pod, love to love….what an anthem jeeeeeez

@CQCMachine

Жыл бұрын

What's the song

@8evvied

Жыл бұрын

Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby

One of my favorite podcast episodes, Bert and Joey🙌🏻🔥

Joey has the most wheeziest laugh I've ever heard in my life jesus christ lmao.

A goal with my KZread channel is to grow big enough to do a video with Joey where we talk movies and watch clips. Love it!

I agree with Bert about Joey's story telling. I will also say that podcasting has made it much better over the years. In the beginning, his stories were the funny part, but now he can make average stories funny.

Joey "It's 2018" 😂😂😂😂😂

@blobfish2.069

7 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah

@DennisMartinezCalifornia

7 жыл бұрын

bruh those stars have uncle joey in the future xD

@beyondtheview9668

7 жыл бұрын

Rach C breh lol

@garykendall1898

6 жыл бұрын

You I was as fuck when I watched this I really thought it was 2018

@50zezima

6 жыл бұрын

Gary Kendall You were as fuck? You mean ass fucked?

Kreischer - i cant turn this boat around i dont know how to turn this boat around Kodak Black - Lemme Drive the boat!!

Is it me or did the little Christ killer finally add a compressor to the audio?

Uncle Joey.....I got the message....I really needed to hear that from you. I was laid off from work. Lost firends and family and development a cocaine addiction from my depression. When it comes down to it it's my fault and it's time to get out to the world again. Appreciate you man

joey is the only person that i enjoy listening to their ads!!! lol that lending tree ad tho i can tell joey used to sell cars 🤣 hell yeah!

5 years later and Joey is still motivational as hell

Bert and joey podcast are tremendous.

Joeys lungs sound like they are struggling to get air man

@irvingsalas5252

5 жыл бұрын

Clint Skelton all that coke

Hard work dedication commitment 💯 tremendous

I love you so much Joey ! ♥️

Man I think Lee and all his reactions to Joey gave The Church its Patwah The Squeels, the OMG's EPIC LEE SYATT

Joey drinking water has to be the worst sound on youtube

@Isejankhonojanem

5 жыл бұрын

Ya mutha

@jeffsullivan3139

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂every time I hear it I cringe

@fredinatub

4 жыл бұрын

The chewing is even worse.

@queen_tifftodd6708

4 жыл бұрын

He drinks so much it annoys me

Joey Diaz, hands down, is the funniest guy ever... Tremendously underrated.

damn i love this guy. I can listen to him for hours on end. He feels like a real Legit uncle to me.

RIP Ralphie May

@seancrutcher525

4 жыл бұрын

Ralphie was the truth man.by far my favorite episodes

@jtross3460

4 жыл бұрын

Hurst Olds442 crazy how it was less than 2 weeks not even a month

At 2:07:41 is when they start telling Ralphie May stories. #RIPRalphieMay

@GuardicGaiden

Ай бұрын

You sir are awesome for timestamping this story. I always show people this story that has never heard of any of these guys and they immediately have new fans. Cheers

recorded on my birthday. excellent episode too

I’m a start watching the podcast from here. Thank you guys for everything.

I'd really like to see a top 10 movie podcast from Joey.

17:57 Burnt's laugh when he realizes Joey is describing him 😂

Great idea Joey!

Joey: there are some people that think a pool is a shower. Bert: 😬

Everytime I hear Joey read the obligatory advertising for the companies that sponsor his show, I've come to one conclusion If Joe decided to give up comedy and become the face of a company in order to boost their brand and increase sales, that company would become the wealthiest and most powerful company on earth.

@JayFiddy

7 жыл бұрын

I appreciate the balance you bring to the argument.

@JayFiddy

7 жыл бұрын

Poet. Artist. Philosopher. A lot of a little and a little of a lot. I do make music though for sure. Come over to my page and check out 'awake'

@SavingSoulsMinistries

6 жыл бұрын

"wealthiest and most powerful company on earth" talk to me when you graduate middle school little man, you've got alot to learn

@garyfrank3089

6 жыл бұрын

He reads like a momo but that’s my goomba

lee’s moan at 14:21 😭😭😭😭😭

@DannyDoggedYou

3 жыл бұрын

Ik I was dying like why the fuck did he moan🤣😭😭

These old episodes take me back

@eirik5568

2 жыл бұрын

It's because they're old.

These guys watchin Pryer was gold.Tremendous!

“Christ killer” always has me in stitches

I love how Bert avoided the pool shower.

The greatest comedy podcast. Uncle Joey is the best at storytelling. Long live Uncle Joey. Salute 🫡

Yeah thank God for uncle Joey 💯

17:50 - hahahaha 😂 That's so funny because years later Bert does this! Jumps in the pool and thinks it's as good as a shower. The one time he said he hadn't been in an actual shower for like a month

@matthewlawton7909

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing! I lost it lol!

Intro song - Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby

🔥♥ Love how Joey dances on his chair :) giggles

BIG shout out to one of my comic Gods RICHARD PRYOR, no one was a better comedic story teller than him. As a kid, we would sit around the front porch and listen to his records. My friend's older brother had all his record albums...man, we wore them things out. Pryor inspired so many comics. I have all his records now and his cd box set...timeless material that always make you smile.Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Bill Cosby....all great storytellers. Thank you JD for saluting Richard Pryor

What’s the song at the start of this pod

@Stoned_Biscuit

2 ай бұрын

Love to love you baby- Donna Summer

Been waiting on the video for days

@antd3596

7 жыл бұрын

Rick Gutierrez fuck KZread use vimeo it's up there way earlier. Plus KZread censors.

@orangefaygo23

7 жыл бұрын

Ant D I didnt know it was on Vimeo. I'll have to look over there for the next one.

@orangefaygo23

7 жыл бұрын

A.M. Borbón hahaha. Maybe I wont look over there 😂

@antd3596

7 жыл бұрын

Rick Gutierrez player is fine and it was up 4 days ago

@deltanine4678

7 жыл бұрын

this guy gets it

"What do you want from the character? Then they eat the apple." 😂🤣😭

5yrs old entertainment and knowledge. Love the story about work being your party. Let work be your party….not drinking or smoking, but work. Thought that was good advice👍

Burnt Chrysler

@InfectiousDust

7 жыл бұрын

...and my favourite Christ killer.

@Ugly_on_the_Inside

7 жыл бұрын

#BurntIsFat

@hankschrader2501

5 жыл бұрын

Blunt Crystal

where do I go to give Joey my phone number? What a life changing experience getting a call from Uncle Joey every morning. OMGosh my birthday is in a few days I'm paying Joey for the next year.

6 year old podcast and it's still Tremendous

I've watched this episode a million times 😅

2:09:55 almost died from laughter

@COYGja

6 жыл бұрын

TheBreadGuy the funniest shit ever 😂

@mflugo9082

2 жыл бұрын

Joey's laugh sounds like a car stalling out😂

That Julius Erving comment was the funniest shit I've heard in a minute

It's 2018 and I watched that Pauly episode live.

I've seen this episode a thousand times

joey Diaz sir !!!! you give me so much life !!!! lmao😂😂😂 "STAY BLACK" I love you bunches! !!!

14:20 wtf is that sound that lee is produceing😂

I have only met one other person with the same birthday as me, it's crazy that Joey Diaz does as well

At 14:20 lee had me dying with that little sound he made before the story begun. bwhahahahah

Joey is the Campbell's' soup of podcasts. Props to Bart Chrystler. Preach historiography. Edit : Lee adjunct.

How many days ago was this live? Smh lee

@AJPrieto444

7 жыл бұрын

Go on vimeo and look for joey diaz they upload it like the day after always. Its pretty clutch. I basically watched half on vimeo and finishing half now

@Birdo64

7 жыл бұрын

what about the Rudy Sarzo episode it's not even on iTunes

@philly442

7 жыл бұрын

Lee is crazy, hes half dead on edibles most of the time probably forgets lol

@IwotchVid3oz

7 жыл бұрын

Major Sr. joey likes the videos to be released at certain times on certain days that typically get him more clicks

@JC-wj5os

7 жыл бұрын

never fails. Lee and Joey continue to eat stars while not giving a fuck. while people still complain about audio, upload time etc.... #zerofucksgiven #starsofdeath #FLYINGJEW

Lee saying things like "uhohh" "noo 😰" "ahh geez" always kills me lmao he's genuinely worried

Yessssss I love Bert!!!!!

The Church of What's Happening Now #510 - "Mouth Breathing"

Rip Ralphy may, I feel bad I Just got put onto his comedy and he’s amazing wish I could have seen him in action 💯☹️

Holding on to that volume slider at the start of the video to steel myself...

"Iron a shirt - Im not gonna take it down to nationalities." 🤣🤣