who remembers the good times when he used to post 3-4 times a week 😢

@kimberlya7564

3 ай бұрын

And then there was “Four, even five days a week” 😭😭😭

@ariana-rf1ji

3 ай бұрын

I knoww i really wish he would i love his videos so much

@adammeade2300

3 ай бұрын

Even 5…

@tjati

3 ай бұрын

I do miss 2020 Mr ballen sometimes 😔

@WMantus

3 ай бұрын

I think the decisions he made are healthier for him and his family.

This happens to me 5 times a week. I go to bed, and wake up at this place called job. I have no recollection of how I got there or why. Nor do I recall what I do while I’m there…

@Moonbunny55

3 ай бұрын

😂

@tigercat73

3 ай бұрын

Lmfao sad but true!!

@susiejones3634

3 ай бұрын

Best comment! ❤

@Newjerseyblows

3 ай бұрын

In a few weeks you will meet a man named Tyler Durden and start a Fight Club... don't worry this is normal.

@charmh.422

3 ай бұрын

lol, the side of adulting that we don't like but know we have to do

Wong had a heck of a bender for his bachelor party. My man Wong. You are a legend.

I was a front desk person at hotel congress here in Tucson az. One of the nights at midnight I got a call from one of the rooms. They use an old telephone board where you would plug into each line to call to the rooms or out. Anyway the room that called me no one had access to and the room had been locked . Had security go up and check do to us being downtown. Came back and said no one was in the room and nothing had been moved. We called it an accident and continued. Then I got another call from the same room.. again had security go check it out and again no one was there nothing had been moved and was still a locked door. The last thing to happen that night was when security was outside on the patio he noticed that the same room we had been receiving calls from had the room lights on. He ran in told me then ran up stairs to find no one there. After that nothing happened. It had felt for the rest of my time there that someone was watching me from the top of the stairs trying to get me to go up there but I never did…..

@BerserkJeffy

Ай бұрын

Why didn't you answer the phone

@BluesSky

Ай бұрын

I love that hotel

@chelsey4188

Ай бұрын

I believe this story 1000%. My brain saved me when I was a 9 yr old girl. I had burned off over 65% of my skin. I was wrapped in a towel and placed in my bedroom for several hours until a neighbour came. My brain showed me how to remove my self from my body. I watched myself from the top bunk. Our brains are sooo powerful, once humans discover how to use more of our brain functions it will be amazing. The next big jump in technology will be consciousness driven.

@liquidduck_

Ай бұрын

​@@chelsey4188whyd you go to the top bunk for though?

@chelsey4188

Ай бұрын

@@liquidduck_ that’s a great question. I don’t know why I didn’t go further. Maybe some sort of tether to our physical bodies? I was also only 9. I truly believe the next greatest leap in space travel technology will be consciousness based. Our minds our amazing weapons and allies. The saying “believe in yourself” is the most underrated 3 words of our Millenia. Doubt is your greatest enemy. It sounds so cliche……

When the ufo driver says fk it, just drop this dude wherever 😂😂😂

@CaffeinatedDepression

3 ай бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking lol, then those 2 mystery men were like ok guess we gotta clean up the driver’s mess and bring this guy home 🙄 🤣

@weLiveInSociety

3 ай бұрын

*Aight he's close enough to home. Drop his ass off* 💀

@Leeohlin89

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@hohoho13

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Ryo7_7

3 ай бұрын

😂 what a "trip"

My husband and I watched you together. He passed last year and I havnt missed a video yet. I feel like we are still watching together. ♡ love your stories. Always entertaining ❤ stay safe and thank you

@darkmindedbutterfly5290

3 ай бұрын

That's so sweet and sad😢.I'm sorry you are going through this.

@fugnugget2405

3 ай бұрын

he will always be with you

@MrBallen

3 ай бұрын

❤️❤️❤️

@victoriajones8747

3 ай бұрын

Big smile to you with love ❤

@garyheywood8073

3 ай бұрын

He will always be with you 😁. Open your mind to that fact and you should experience signs that will definitely confirm this 👍

I had a patient as a pediatric special needs nurse and they told me that has couldn’t see. He was born with cerebral palsy, but I went ahead and got him a tablet to watch you and he looked at you and tracked you with his eyes. Thank you cause he was non verbal and he loved hearing your voice. Im disabled now because of a rare autoimmune condition called guillain barre and I had septic shock. It made me paralyzed for a year so that ended my career because I can’t do bedside nursing anymore. I dunno what to do. Thank you though cause no one believed me until they saw themselves.

@CosmicBeing538

2 ай бұрын

Just keep pushing forward. The human body is extremely resilient. You could recover. There is always a way. ❤

@candygarfield1479

2 ай бұрын

​@@CosmicBeing538yes! Don't let them convince you it can't happen. Investigate dll suggested treatments, GuillonnBarr has had a recent uptick in cases since COVID, and pharma just "happened to have" new treatments that need human trials. Same as with other side effects of "COVID" I have Epstein Barr since at least 18 MONTHS OLD. I'm 58. The best healing I've ever had same from me believing innate telling me how to cope and nurture myself while docs gave me stuff that caused horrible relapses.. I was a guinnie pig for 23 years before it finally got a name for diagnosis. FIBROMYOSITIS, now called Fibromyalgia . After my first birth left me paralyzed the or a few months from pelvic trauma. And randomly, the doc was not mine but stepped in forine to attend a seminar on same.. and this doc!.. was the lead study physician at Harvard Medical School that just finalized the ten year study to find out and name fibromyalgia/ chronic fatigue. My mom had it also, and today it is theorized she had exposure while pregnant and it passed through the placenta to me during chem an bioweapon research and testing (1964 to 1973) on unknown public.. and much of my research resembles the "COVID" research.. I did a lot of homeothopy, naturopath and I'm at, meditation biofeedback thought behavioral techniques. Food! Organic only! No prepackaged or fast food, with added ingredients,,, (mcDs fries have 11 ingredients!!! ) All keep body from its natural state of healing.

@user-lb8bg6kj9m

2 ай бұрын

Begin basic exercises everyday no matter how small your progress. Re-phoenix yourself back up into full health.

@user6623

2 ай бұрын

I’m really proud of you for pushing on, nobody understands the absolute devastation of living with an autoimmune disease. Things will get better in ways you never expected.

@Dustin_time4Christ

2 ай бұрын

I pray that you will receive a miraculous healing in Jesus Christ name.

The commercial has me weak! I lose it whenever MrBallen goes crazy... Especially when he makes himself laugh...

@anim8dideas849

Ай бұрын

Bro needs to stop all that foolishness. It made me accidently click off the video, i always skip his goofy ads.

@lolegaia

Ай бұрын

I laughed as heck when he's doing the ads xDDD.

@k2a2l2

25 күн бұрын

⁠@@anim8dideas849well me and hundreds of others love em

Anyone else completely stop watching Mrballen videos for a few months on purpose and then come back with so many new videos to watch 😊

@tahira1

3 ай бұрын

I do so. Then I can listen in bulk.

@Devil6747RL

3 ай бұрын

All the time he doesnt post as much as he use to so it just became the only choice gotta stop for about 3 4 weeks and come back to double digit videos

@Kayvax0331

3 ай бұрын

I know the dudes hella busy so I'm not gonna give him flack for cutting down the videos per week. if anything good for him with all this amazing stuff he's been able to accomplish, but oh man do you rush through them fast. Every 2 months or so I'll pop in and listen to a bunch of new ones back to back

@Sickwitit18

3 ай бұрын

Tbh I only watch him randomly on Snapchat, so finding his KZread is like a treasure grove of vids to watch

@perhapsasongortwo4812

2 ай бұрын

I JUST DID THAT. ON PURPOSE!

A good friend of mine showed me your videos. He passed away last year. Now it’s a ritual every week. Thank you for your story telling abilities

@johnnylego807

3 ай бұрын

That’s really sad. RIP too your Friend, my condolences!

@e4m7g6

3 ай бұрын

Have fun with your fairy tales.

@georgemccune2923

3 ай бұрын

Interesting..... I have a few friends that might be interested in this work of fiction. Do you own the rights? Are you the original author?@@groundhog3843

@FreshFFA

3 ай бұрын

lmaoo that was cold, let the man believe in what he wants to believe@@e4m7g6

@debbiesroommate

3 ай бұрын

This guy is either stupid or a liar. His video on Dyatlov pass is bs.

Dear Mr B. Allen, thank you for your humanity and for caring about mankind. Love from New Zealand ❤️

This same thing happened to my sis a long time ago. She came home from work and went to take a nap before her kids got home from school and she woke up abt 7-10 miles away from her house in a Publix parking lot and didn’t have any idea how she got there.

@Magumbo58

2 ай бұрын

geez that is strange

@Zaiqahal

2 ай бұрын

That's not even close to the same thing.

@mbahell

2 ай бұрын

whoaaa 😮

@bobbykazekage9461

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@Zaiqahalhow is it not she went to sleep and woke up somewhere else. The same thing that happened to huang.

@ftrentfields78

2 ай бұрын

@@bobbykazekage9461 😂😂 I didn’t even respond to that comment, they clearly missed the assignment 😂

I work healthcare in a long-term facility and I have an older resident who watches you on there tablet, I now spend about 30 minutes to an hour watching with them lol I love it.

@nicolebette

3 ай бұрын

This is so wholesome thanks for sharing

@JustAdude291

3 ай бұрын

Ah, so that's why my pts don't get their vitals taken

@decdavey6470

3 ай бұрын

their

@alittlecreepywhenyou

3 ай бұрын

*their tablet

@asiachung30

3 ай бұрын

@@alittlecreepywhenyouu wanna kukie?

Two Asian men rescued my little brother from drowning when we were kids. They claimed to have heard him from the car when passing a lake, but the distance doesn’t make sense at all because you can’t hear or see anyone from the road at that distance. Both of them as well as the car disappeared without a sound as soon as our mother turned her back to them.

@dianawatton7570

3 ай бұрын

These were angels that saved your brother.

@perkele1989

3 ай бұрын

@@dianawatton7570 that has been my mothers conviction since it happened. also weird how they found our house because my brother was way too young to know himself, and this was before the internet and smartphones etc

@user-zp8ih2bj4q

3 ай бұрын

​@@dianawatton7570or asian men just have magical commuting powers

@evelynzlon9492

3 ай бұрын

Some guy rescued my mom's friend and her children from a burning building from which there was no viable escape. The guy vanished as soon as they were safe and she never saw him again.

@WhosThere26

3 ай бұрын

I bet you if you check where the Chinese men were at when they heard the screams you’d be able to hear the screams because sound is likely funneled up the road from the lake.

Your storytelling is so compelling and well-done that I use it to help teach my middle school students narrative writing. Kids tend to leave out descriptive details, and your videos include so much that they are perfect examples. Plus, we all enjoy your stories!!!

i did not expect the draftkings ad. i was flabbergasted 😂 10/10

The sheer level of chaotic energy put into every single "sEAgUll LUNG" never fails to absolutely send me 😆

@dazenguile4215

3 ай бұрын

yep.. he hits “seagull lung” harder than we all hit the like button 😂

@RipResistantPantyhose

3 ай бұрын

I’m naming my pet frog Lungy now 😂

@GenXfrom75

3 ай бұрын

Yes! 😂😂😂

@TheCMWProductions1

3 ай бұрын

It cracks me up every time and to see him laugh after saying it. XD When we all know how ridiculous it is but you can't help but love it.

@pariah_carey

3 ай бұрын

What is the Origin of the “Seagull Lung” Meme? The Way that he says it is still hilarious, but I’m curious about how something so random managed to become a Regular Part of his Videos. 🤔

I live in South Africa where the nation is currently being bombarded with regular Government power cuts, leaving us all in literal darkness. Mr Ballen, your videos help me pass the time when this occurs and I can't thank you enough for the level of talent and entertainment you provide. Many thanks and love to you and everyone reading this ❤

@Lou-Lou8343

3 ай бұрын

Why are they shutting off the power? What’s going on?

@MrNeedful999

3 ай бұрын

@@Lou-Lou8343 they call it "Loadshedding". Basically we get no access to electricity for up to 10 hours per day. Businesses are suffering, along with universities...it's due to years of lack of maintenance by the ANC government for our only power supplier = Eskom (along with corruption within Eskom itself).

@MarkMark-xz4ff

3 ай бұрын

@@Lou-Lou8343 Because they are deeply corrupt and useless and cant manage the economy despite having incredible and abundant natural resources.

@dicksdiggers

3 ай бұрын

@@Lou-Lou8343 yeah what's up bro? it's sad to see what's been happening to my broers in prachtig Zuid-Afrika. hope you and your loved ones are safe, vriend.

@andyjones3648

3 ай бұрын

Stay safe out there good sir.

I love you, Mr Ballen, and I appreciate your and your team’s dedication and hard work. I also miss the amount of postings you used to make, but you have a life and a family, and you deserve to cherish that time. Thank you, and happy life!

So they brought him to a military base, turned him invisible, snuck him in & pushed him in a random office for no reason other than for him to be kicked out??? Hm 🤨

You know there was an alien prank show that played a laugh track every time wong woke up in a new place. 🤣🤣🤣

@ts2309

3 ай бұрын

LOL love it

@terribrandt0305

3 ай бұрын

Wong was on the Rick and Morty TV show How Did I Get Here?

@grassajasp

3 ай бұрын

Lmao imagine its like Impractical Jokers. "Alright now sneak Wong into China's Division Headquarters."

@samanthabennison8942

3 ай бұрын

Welcome back to pranking Earthlings! 😂

@dwsel

3 ай бұрын

It's just a prank bro

My dog died today. Watched this video to get my mind off of things. Thanks ❤

@jamielovett2451

3 ай бұрын

So sorry for your loss! 😢 Hope you can find some peace. Much peace, love & happiness for your future. 💯

@user-to2oz6qv6n

3 ай бұрын

I know how it feels when a dog dies, I always thank God because the dog and other animals exist

@taylorcaldwell8277

3 ай бұрын

Sorry to hear that, hang in there

@judycouch6094

3 ай бұрын

Im sorry for your loss may he rest in peace and may you find peace as well

@Altrag_

3 ай бұрын

So, sorry homie. Dogs don't live long enough for the human heart to keep them their whole lives. The hole left by the absence of the last dog never goes away, but when you are ready (take a year) get a puppy. Understand the puppy will not replace your last dog, but he'll fill needs that are no longer being met. Eventually the painful hole gets replaced with a sort of sad fond recollection of the best friend you had last decade, while the new guy carves out a different similarly shaped place in your heart. No one loves you quite like your own dog. Don't let this pain allow you live a life without that love

The seasoned military general awake and working at his desk at 2 AM is kinda funny ngl

Love Mr Ballen stories. I've been here since you began, and I'm so happy you're doing so well.

You should start doing the hidden little picture challenge again I miss those!

@sarzbeth

3 ай бұрын

Those were really fun!

@naninolovyou6388

3 ай бұрын

I remember trying to find the thumb! Wow, that was a long time ago!! 😂❤

@flippertheslid3642

3 ай бұрын

That's how I got hooked!!!

@zkpeep

3 ай бұрын

easter egg!

@benjaminsnyder4352

3 ай бұрын

Agreed

I'm so glad he's doing a paranormal one! I love the true crime, but the paranormal, especially hauntings and or possible portals, etc. are my favorites

@VaderPopsVicodin10

3 ай бұрын

Same here.. and I think a lot of fans will agree with that. ✨

@andrejkumarov

3 ай бұрын

Haha, the "men in white" 😎

@rightcliquegod7653

3 ай бұрын

True, juwt dreaming about that Isekai

@Manwichman

3 ай бұрын

Same

I said it before and I'll most likely say many more times. Thank you for your service sir! This story it far out 4 sure. Enjoyed it

Should have named this episode “Wong Turn” 😂

I’m sure Mr. Ballen did a Saturday upload this week because the Superbowl is tomorrow.

@myste1973

3 ай бұрын

I'd have listened to it anyway.

@Nostalgic_1

3 ай бұрын

​@myste1973 I'm guessing that his paid advertiser wanted their ad to run today in order to get as many Super Bowl bets ran through them as possible. Just a guess.

@conmom1825

3 ай бұрын

He said he was so excited for The Big Announcement( his podcast being on all platforms! For free!!) He didn't want to wait until sunday😂

@user-hk6qs5me9v

3 ай бұрын

Ooooo😮 u are right. Hm, good thinking. 😊

@t.h.2605

3 ай бұрын

Or, because today is Chinese New Year!

I can only imagine the fear from being so disoriented from waking up in random unfamiliar places

@tanyabrown9839

3 ай бұрын

That once did happen to me but my story is even stranger and not one I usually share as it just sounds so crazy. I think I'm what some people call a walk-in as I woke up in a body I didn't recognize at all and the bodies house and kids, I didn't know. I didn't even know the name of this body and the bed I woke up in a believe was not the bed I had gone to sleep in.

@philmark2296

3 ай бұрын

@@tanyabrown9839 yep keep that to yourself, people would be right thinking crazy.

@shannobailey2917

3 ай бұрын

He didn't owe us!

@AlexandraVioletta

3 ай бұрын

Happened to me as a kid multiple times. Sleep walking...

@jojozepofthejungle2655

3 ай бұрын

​@@tanyabrown9839I evoked the spirit as my former life was just dismal. The new me, fixed everything in my old life, kicked out the husband, lost 20kg and even started a business. People would say "I can't believe your the same person. I always feel like saying "we instead of I" when speaking of myself.

"Whats that? The Americans have confirmed the existence of Aliens?! We'll show them!" (The Chinese have just now confirmed the existence of paranormals) 😂

Posting this on Chinese New Years is crazy 😂

@0neMoreTime.

3 ай бұрын

No, just well planned, or a coincidence lol

@monicapdx

3 ай бұрын

ALIENS! 👽

@Gilgarth

3 ай бұрын

Illuminati confirmed

@GazBC4U

3 ай бұрын

😭😭💀

@Manu-gf3yl

3 ай бұрын

Where are his sources? Why cant be anything found online about most of his Videos? Smells like scam

I notice that he steps up the "Seagull Lung" delivery in every video. Each time, I'm thinking, "okay, surely he can't possibly deliver that with more intense unhinged energy next time, this has got to be the limit, right?" And yet he does. Every time.

@WaningGibbous

3 ай бұрын

I find it annoying, so I jump over it

@bustersymes-

3 ай бұрын

Yea Im hype to see how turnt up it will be next time 😂

@retrohollandia

3 ай бұрын

@@WaningGibbous Fair enough. No one can please everyone. As far as ads go, I find his a least of a hindrance. To each their own.

@riannongrubbs4231

3 ай бұрын

I love them so much 😂

@SebaBuenoHaceMusiquitaJijiji

3 ай бұрын

@@WaningGibbous it sounds too agressive for a channel where he talks about agressions, its quite disturbing

The holding back the laugh in the ad script was golden 😂

lol… that Draft Kings commercial was the best! Oh my goodness! You had me laughing 🤪🤪🤣

Considering the amount of urban legends and stories that each and every country has, I'd really love if Mr Ballen worked with translators from all over the world to bring more of these unique and rare stories to us... As a kid I got into native tales from my country and I think there's just something so special about them, I bet we're missing on countless new tales from all around the world 🙂!

@rathey7999

3 ай бұрын

That's a really good idea, I hope he sees your comment.

@Ferris-yz8ct

3 ай бұрын

I like that idea as well! Brilliant!

@BlackAssGirl1

3 ай бұрын

Omg what a Great Idea!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

@UniquelyUbiquitous-yg3xl

3 ай бұрын

Incredible idea! 💯 % agree!

@Animerulespeople

3 ай бұрын

omg YESS. I know of so many Jinn stories, and it would be amazing for Mr.Ballen to do a series on mysteries/tales from other countries, even local ones.

There was a strange thing that happened to me once where I woke up at my house and my car was gone. I assumed it was stolen and even have messages I sent to my work saying I have no idea what happened, but I think my car was stolen, and I needed a ride in to work... and my manager had said he already knew about it and would be sending someone to pick me up, I asked the guy that picked me up what the manager told him, and he said not really anything just that I needed a ride... later that day my step-dad had told me I was in a horrible accident the night before. My car was found totaled miles away from my house. Not only did I have no recollection of ever leaving my house the night before or any reason why I would have gone out in the first place, especially since i worked the next day, but no one was able to tell me how I got home, what had happened, nothing, all I could put together was a few stories that made no sense to me. One of my friends had said I called them frantically telling them I needed them to come to my house and help me, and they apparently did, but they said when they got there I just said I was fine and nothing had happened and they were even mad about it like I completely forgot I called them, like it was a prank or something, but said that I was acting very weird and didnt seem like I was making much sense. My manager said he got a call from someone he didn't know saying I would need a ride to work the next day cause I was in an accident but got no other information about what happened, and my step-dad who was called about the car being totalled was just told that it was found totaled on the highway and was towed somewhere, but also didn't know who called him. I still to this day have no memory of what happened, have not been able to piece together a story, and the only explanation was that I had gotten in my car and drove somewhere, got into an accident, got a concussion and somehow ended up at home... maybe by walking... the 14 miles back myself... in October in minnesota... and just can't remember cause the concussion wiped out the memory of it. The weirdest part was my friends that came over had said that I tild them that I didnt have my car and it was just gone and that's why I needed them to come to me, only when they got there, my car WAS outside just fine at that time, and AFTER they left, was when the actual accident must have happened. Still freaks me out to this day, and I haven't been able to make heads or tails of it. But this story certainly has a similar vibe to what I felt.

@CrystalClearStar

3 ай бұрын

Do you have any beliefs about the afterlife? I have had some weird experiences and the most recent caused a “spiritual awakening” and I dealt with dark night of the soul. I think I’m finally coming out of it… maybe but anyway it kind of gave me this idea along the way that if there are multiple realities and dimensions then we could have overlapping lives or timelines so to speak. Where maybe if in one you die then the next alternate timeline experiences some kind of effect or idk I have other ideas about it but don’t want to go on and on. Just what if you collapse a particular timeline and aren’t supposed to remember anything in the alternates but somehow you did retain parts of it or the alternate timeline was changed somehow? Anyway just throwing the ideas out there. I hope someday, if it’s the best thing for you, that you get to know what happened to you. The easiest explanation is you’ve blocked it out due to emotional trauma or the brain experiencing a physical trauma caused damage to where the memories get stored. Hopefully your regular memory is doing great. My parents also had a similar story where they woke up one day and found their car was outside and totaled. Neither of them had any memory of the previous night. Supposedly. I was young at the time so I have no clue what could have happened.

@TheBadStatic

3 ай бұрын

@CrystalClear0777 You know, it's crazy that you say that, because ever since it happened I've had this eerie kind of feeling that something was just a little off about it, and I always had the same exact thought in the back of my mind... What if I did die that night and either because God decided I wasn't "done" yet, or maybe because the... energy?... of the soul continues on some way, I ended up shifting to another very similar... timeline, or dimension, or reality... whatever you want to call it, and now I'm living out the rest of my life there. I don't know, but it's a very strange situation. I tried looking for like police reports about it, and there was nothing so I'm guessing the cops didn't find me and bring me home or you'd think they would have towed the car and done a report, but that never happened... I called the only hospital near that area and was never admitted... and all I could put together was a strange timeline that doesn't even make sense in any order cause if I called my friends saying my car was gone and THEN they came and it was still there, but THEN the accident happened, how did I know about it beforehand, and who called my boss? Maybe the tow guy called my step-dad about the car, but they wouldn't have called my boss, and my step-dad said he didn't, and he said it wasn't me, it was just some guy, so maybe I asked my friend to do it... I have no idea, but all of it was just super weird.

@GnaReffotsirk

3 ай бұрын

You must have come from another dimension. They say when we die we just shift to another reality.

@CrystalClearStar

3 ай бұрын

@@TheBadStatic Wow, I can only imagine what it must feel like to have gone through that. Everyone else is moving on about life and you kind of have to do the same but you also have to live with this experience no one else can understand and that must feel strange. Can I ask how old you were when that happened and how much time has passed? I wonder if the towing company would have any record or anyone you could speak with about it. Even the police, about what would’ve been the regular process for an event like that? I live off a highway road in a strange spot where lots of people have wrecked over the years or run off the road. My husband and his family lived here when he was a teen for a short time and a teenage boy wrecked and died in the front yard. It’s crazy what we’ve been through on this piece of land. I think lots of souls have been “trapped” here, as crazy as that sounds... I can’t get into it all but I’ll tell you another thought I had. There’s an auto recycling place right down the road from me where they take cars that have been wrecked so lots of junked vehicles are just sitting. One day I had this thought about all the lost souls that could be attached to the cars they died in. I’m definitely on the same frequency with you about the idea of the souls journey and what happens if you’re not done. Once it occurred to me I couldn’t get it out of my mind and it’s how I understand life now. Btw just looked out the window and a tow truck drove past which made me wonder, did you try searching your cars VIN? Or talk to the insurance company?

@CrystalClearStar

3 ай бұрын

Let’s say you didn’t get dropped into another timeline, you’re sure someone else didn’t take your car and do something with it? Somebody would know something. The insurance company knows something unless there wasn’t any insurance. Someone out there saw something. Idk man there’s definitely some clue out there. The local or state police know something or a towing company or insurance. For real. I’d look harder, check and see what the hell else went on in the days leading up to and after the events and check my VIN. Checking with friends and family too in case anyone else was involved and checking to see if anyone else was reported in accidents or missing the same date. Who knows! I hope you find peace with this.

Love these videos so much, and as much as I miss multiple uploads a week, this man has earned a break

I watch these on staff duty overnight usually the craziest stories ever lol

Something similar happened here in the Philippines. The man was a street cleaner in my county, he decided to rest for a bit but when he woke up he is already in Mexico. Look it up.

@cameronbennett4762

3 ай бұрын

I’m searching google but can’t find it

@spideyman5171

3 ай бұрын

@@cameronbennett4762that’s because they’re lying

@israelhusky

3 ай бұрын

I know that story... but the man was supposed to be a guard back in the 1600's. He went to sleep and then woke up in Mexico city. The inquisition jailed him but then released him when a sailor from Phillipines recognized him.

@israelhusky

3 ай бұрын

@@cameronbennett4762 Here... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1593_transported_soldier_legend

@Way2waste

3 ай бұрын

​@@cameronbennett4762search Gil Perez teleportation story ..

Having bounced back and forth from many of your older videos, you seem absolutely full of life these days. There is a stark difference between your earlier videos and this one. You mention your depression in your sponsorships on other videos, and it seems you are doing well. I’m glad to see that, and hope it continues to improve, for you and your family. Your videos have become part of my routines so thank you for taking the time to entertain us all.

I just want to say outside of the USA is so normal for children to live with their parents till marriage , parents don’t kick their children out at 18, and most children don’t want to leave at 18 either. Most even live together after marriage and if we don’t we respect the elderly and mostly our parents

I live for the chronicles of Mr. Ballen and ol’ seagull lung. 😂

I’ve been listening to MrBallen every night on my farm while chopping wood alone in the dark, last night during one of the Canadian ufo videos, I saw 3 glowing orbs above my farm. Nothing crazy happened but I did feel as though listening to Mr Ballen somehow brought these orbs to me. They were hovering over me in triangular formation. I took pictures, that’s about it. I love this channel EDIT: I have uploaded a picture of the orbs as a post on my profile under the community tab

@AmanitaMama

3 ай бұрын

MrBallen has a way of stirring up the energy like that. ❤

@idkman6449

3 ай бұрын

Sounds like aliens :0 maybe. That's amazing

@TheFreestyler7361

3 ай бұрын

They wanted to hear MrBallen too.😅

@inthelandofmorethansmall7582

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, that's the real question isn't it? 🤔 Is this stuff all true? And we only have to be open to it to recognize it? Or do our minds play tricks on us? Are we seeing, hearing, and feeling things that we interpret as "paranormal" ONLY because we are thinking about it? No one knows. I don't believe in anything else. Not anymore. I mean, I used to be religious but after a very long string of events, I finally had to determine there is no God or afterlife. That's not what I want! Don't get me wrong! I'd love to believe there's more to existence than just our short lives on this planet. When I watch movies, read books, or listen to podcasts like MrBallens, I may start seeing shadows or finding coincidences that make me wonder if my Dad is leaving me signs from Heaven. Did I really see those shadows around my Grandmother's bed the night before she died? Did I really see that large scary shadow in the corner of my last house every time I walked through that room? Did I really see those lights in the sky that were moving in those strange ways? Who knows? I sure dont. But maybe one day we can find out for sure... 🤷🏼‍♀️

@markmorenault765

3 ай бұрын

I've seen 3 UFO's im my life but never who's operating them, i would have to see one for real to ever believe in aliens, for all i know they could remote controlled drones being operated by someone trying to deceive me which seem to be happening allot these days especially with my own government!

Him getting dropped off at that military base was just a way for them to say, "we get anywhere, using anyone we want."

@SpencerTheOnlyOne

3 ай бұрын

Fr if that shit is true no where is safe

@VG-rj8pn

3 ай бұрын

Wrong it had nothing to do with aliens

@muldoone6920

3 ай бұрын

no, you're wrong.@@VG-rj8pn

@kreizeeboi

3 ай бұрын

why cant i seem to look this story up in the internet? is this even real

@saongo7944

3 ай бұрын

Lying! Just dream while sleeping

Scooped up by Amazon like a HVT by a SEAL team 😂

Yo MR Ballen you make listening to a story awesome! Love your videos man!

The fact his fiancée broke up with him because of what happened is so sad. I understand why she felt the way she did, but he was working so hard to start a life with her, and because of something he had no control over, he ended up driving her away. I really hope he found someone better, because that’s seriously such a heartbreaking thing to do to someone.

@easylife6348

2 ай бұрын

The aliens drove her away lol.

@CordellPotts

2 ай бұрын

If he was a good man he wouldn't want someone he loves being affected by what he was dealing with. If I knew I could be taken from my bedroom at any time and have no power to stop it.. I would remain single.

@krillizbeatboysoffical

2 ай бұрын

@@CordellPotts it only happened a few times, and never again. I wouldn't even say what happened is enough for you to stop viewing the person in the same way, as it wasn't enough to change him entirely, maybe just a couple of traumatic events. I can see how it could effect her, but again, it never happened again, so... at least just give the guy a chance. Still a horrible thing to do to someone who had nothing happening in their life, especially when you gave them meaning to their life.

@S475-pb2dp

27 күн бұрын

​@@CordellPotts autistic take, and obviously from someone who's probably never been in a relationship with anybody.

I went on a business trip to Boise to meet a new business partner this week. Their entire office listens to you!! I think we talked about 20+ of our favorite stories!

@crystaldawn9255

3 ай бұрын

Don't all Americans listen,?😅

@ufoools

3 ай бұрын

I walked past some litter on the road 2 or 3 days ago. There was some writing on the packaging but I did not think to read it until I wrote this comment. There were also a few puddles I had to navigate past, how deep I do not know as I did not think to measure the depth up until now as I write this comment.

@sassyshantel007

3 ай бұрын

@@crystaldawn9255 over here in Canada too

Bruh this AD WAS UNBELIEVABLE 😂😂😂 THATS JUST BULLY!!!

@dbikeguy

2 ай бұрын

I’ve rewatched it 4 times

Wow. That story sure took a Wong turn.

@JC-tq9sw

2 ай бұрын

😂

@kk_giirl

Ай бұрын

Haha this!

@russellpogodzinski5025

Ай бұрын

😊

@oldmanburnz

19 күн бұрын

Something is definately wong here

@madisonwells1009

14 күн бұрын

Poor taste 🥱👎🏻

That seagul lung shout is more freaky than the story's itself,going from a Campfire voice to full on turning into an anime character out of thin air 😂

@ilicitgrace6840

3 ай бұрын

Lmaoooo I was definitely startled with that switch up

@RAGNAAAA

3 ай бұрын

I love it!!

@RachelRodriguez-jq2ue

3 ай бұрын

He scares me sometimes 😂

@Jessicad9304

3 ай бұрын

This one made me laugh out loud 😂 it was so high energy I loved it

@corken01

3 ай бұрын

Bro briefly started sounding like Robin Williams during that ad read lmfao

'SEA!!!! GULL!!!!! LUNG!!!!!" 😂😂😂 Just keeps getting better and better

@noteveryday

3 ай бұрын

I just want there to be one time when the (high pitched transition music clip) happens but Ballen is just totally calm and he is like "Wait chill, I'm not gonna do it, you dont have to tense up and get ready to skip"

@UncleDadB0d

3 ай бұрын

I absolutely lose it every time 😂

Good for you man. I've enjoyed you since the beginning

Mr. Ballen worked his butt off pumping out a TON of videos for us He deserves to have a better work-life balance! He has a family & life beyond entertaining us! Have gratitude that he has produced so much gold & let him have a life outside of it

@cleo1618

8 күн бұрын

💯❤🦋

You know, this recent slant toward UFO's and aliens being inter dimensional beings rather than from another planet far away, really explains this sort of encounter. Same as with the amazing capabilities of their vehicles. This story especially, is easily explained with travel via extra dimensions outside our perceptions.

@dawndavies3652

3 ай бұрын

Great comment I’m a 100% on board with this theory.

@kikikanzaki1539

3 ай бұрын

yes!! and also the fact that "abduction" victims all have the common symptoms of not being able to remember what happened to them. if they're getting dragged into some other dimension they've never been in before, of course their brains wouldn't be able to process or even comprehend it so it doesn't get registered as a memory. somehow makes way more sense than the theory that aliens randomly have some sort of memory-wiping device or drug.

@wfjhDUI

3 ай бұрын

Imagine traveling across dimensions just to prank a random Chinese villager. Maybe this is how animals feel when we send them to a circus and make them do tricks? There are these Godlike beings with infinite power and for some reason all they seem to care about is getting you to balance a ball on your nose.

@rebeccaguerra1475

3 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. Just warning the humans that they can do whatever they want. Be warned.

@saongo7944

3 ай бұрын

Lying ! just dream while sleeping

Thank you for the free access to your Podcast, John! I’m in Australia and have limited social access due to a chronic illness. You kept me company all day today. I’m guessing there’s many more days of Mr Ballen in my future, too. Very best wishes.

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190

3 ай бұрын

Hello Kate! From America!👋🏻

@lovingmymcmahon3382

3 ай бұрын

I binge Ballen & That Chapter whenever I have free time..

@ZombieSazza

3 ай бұрын

Hey there, also chronically ill and disabled housebound/bedbound person, hope you’re doing okay! Limited social access is a nightmare and can make life feel very lonely but I wanna let you know that this random mostly bedridden disabled woman from Scotland is keeping you company in spirit, wishing you all the love and happiness! For a house hobby I dunno if this would interest you, but I’ve taken up looking after plants (to the point I’m running out of window space!), they don’t have to be super fancy but some succulents are easy to care for and rather pretty, and I’ve put a bunch of bird feeders in the garden so I can keep myself amused watching all the different kinds of birds we get (also keeps my cat VERY happy)!

@bunnyman2966

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@corneliusdinkmeyer2190Hello cornelius ! From Finland !👋🏼

@nixcudmore4252

3 ай бұрын

I see you from all the way down in New Zealand. ... chronic pain is life changing. 😢 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

Along with your story telling ability, you are one wild dude man...that frog is a dangerous friend

Love the office reference 😂❤

Poor man. I’m glad he got to live his own life and have a family. He’s probably around my grandmas age now. Thanks Mr.Ballen for the videos. You’re the best storyteller out there! ❤❤❤

@661sInfamous

2 ай бұрын

What year was this? I must have missed it

@bluetulip9297

2 ай бұрын

@@661sInfamous 1970 something

@amalayperson7208

2 ай бұрын

@@661sInfamous According to this video, this story happened in the 1970s.

@user-in8bg1rc1j

2 ай бұрын

i feel the same way,@bluetulip9297! he is now child and grandchild that is the best news!

I remember back in like 2010/2011 a man from my small community got “lost” and was mysteriously found about 400 Km away in ANOTHER STATE. He had no idea how he got there nor did he remember any details before he eventually woke up and realized he was in a totally different place. It’s weird and there’s literally no logical explanation for it.

@jonathanellicott5570

3 ай бұрын

Or he made it up, pretty logical in my eyes

@pamartin

3 ай бұрын

That used to happen to me before I quit drinking 😅

@jonathanellicott5570

3 ай бұрын

@@pamartin lol fr

@addytrolla2535

3 ай бұрын

It's called a bender

@Mswords

3 ай бұрын

There's quite a few stories like that. David Paulides has told some.

I watched you like 3 years ago and I saw you again today on my recommendation page and wow you haven’t changed at all my old favorite youtuber I love your videos and they are still so interesting ❤

I love how ol’ Seagul Lung’s name has gotten exponentially more intense over the years; it’s probably my favorite part hahaha

@ShrodingersHat

3 ай бұрын

Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@pennyfullerton3529

3 ай бұрын

lol John is very excited today 😂😂😂

Poor Huang 😢 I wonder if it happened any more times during his life 🤔

@erizfolkz31

3 ай бұрын

It sounds exactly like an intelligence psychological operation. I suspect it's been a life long experiment/experience.

@Irish_Georgia_Girl

3 ай бұрын

I'd like to know that too

@gryphonennis1002

3 ай бұрын

agreed. China treats its citizens pretty bad, so one that "broke into" a military base wouldnt live, in my opinion. Unless someone higher up knew how he got in there and what was going on. @@erizfolkz31

@The13thRonin

3 ай бұрын

Stop simping for Hwong.

Another amazing job, Mr. B!😊

I can't get over how well you tell these stories. I really think that not only the way you tell the stories draws me in but also all of your nonverbals really help Define the stories bird you're freaking awesome keep doing what you do. Please don't let the money get to you

What's better than a Sunday MrBallen video? A Saturday MrBallen video!

@dreamsworks9831

3 ай бұрын

Scary interesting on Sunday way better

@Jose-ze1sn

3 ай бұрын

A Monday MrBallen video?

@tarae5380

3 ай бұрын

Yup, but I hope he still gives us our Sunday video 😊

@Manu-gf3yl

3 ай бұрын

Smells like scam. Where are his sources? Cant be found online. Need the sources in the video description. Otherwise its just scam

@super1988guy

3 ай бұрын

Scam or not, it was totally entertaining to watch. Don't you agree?

“… this is a very anomalous thing that happened to him” *[SCP FOUNDATION BREATHING HEAVILY]*

@hughjanus5336

3 ай бұрын

Keter

@gentlemandudley7761

3 ай бұрын

Wong and SCP 507 would make great friends.

@hans5641

3 ай бұрын

Literal brainrot

We really enjoy all of your content. I’m barely making it financially or, I would gladly donate. Keep up the great work Sir.

Thank you for making it easier to watch all of your amazing stories ❤😊❤️😊❤️😊 Much love from Washington State ❤ And, God bless all of our Ballen Fam ❤❤

I knew a fellow from Corpus Christi who believed he was abducted. On 2 occasions he woke up a couple of blocks from his house, middle of the night, wearing only his boxer shorts. As time went on, he struggled to recall any thoughts or dreams he may have had on those nights, and he began to see images of what people today call the Grays.

@jela9706

3 ай бұрын

Whats the Grays

@melanielinkous8746

3 ай бұрын

​@@jela9706Demons

@thewurstone2996

3 ай бұрын

Sounds more like dude was a sleep walker. Lmao

@HighHolyOne

3 ай бұрын

@@jela9706 The Grays is the term used for the many reports of abduction by beings who are constantly described as gray in color, short, with elongated heads and large eyes. You'll probably find a drawing if you Google it.

@user-wu7po8br5q

3 ай бұрын

Corpus Christi gave you away. You're both gullible

Yes, this story is true. I was born in China and once there was a science program in China called "Approaching Science", mainly to explain "supernatural events", and this story is one of them. But it cannot be explained by authorities in the end. It left a HUGE shadow to my childhood😂

@_thepoet68

3 ай бұрын

Finally, a comment about the actual story in the video.

@slickjackal5817

3 ай бұрын

@@_thepoet68 yea seriously, i mean i like MrBallen too but there's just too many ass kissers who cant stop praising his story telling skills. Can we just talk and discuss about these absolute weird incidents/stories please? my god these people.

@hansmustermann5371

3 ай бұрын

I agree❤

@Don.M.

3 ай бұрын

Yes! The constant Mr Ballen fawning comments add absolutely nothing to the conversation...@@_thepoet68 I'm looking for more context too

@mikopiko

2 ай бұрын

​@@slickjackal5817Fr, I mean sure Mr. Ballen deserves it but cmon. I can barely find a commment about the story or anything related, just how much they love him.

I remember back when this was a very small channel. Amazing seeing it get the attention it deserves 😊

Looking sharp Mr. B!

A question I ask myself, just about every time I sit down and enjoy your stories, is how do you stay so humble? Within 3 years you have 8.5 MILLION subscribers. And we're not JuSt subscribers, but loving fans. You're just a really interesting human being and it inspires me how down to earth you seem to be. God bless you and your whole family!

@MrBallen

3 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@marco_cee_

3 ай бұрын

Good ol' Seagull Lung keeps@@MrBallen grounded 🐸

@Animerulespeople

3 ай бұрын

you're honestly the best. You have so much empathy and I love that you understand these aren't just stories but horrible things that happen to real people. @@MrBallen

This story reminds me of a quote from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. A bowl of petunias spontaneously materializes above an alien planet. As it falls, the bowl of Petunias thinks "'Oh no, not again.' Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now." If we knew why these two aliens wanted to take this specific man from rural China on these trips, we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

@alexandercarder2281

3 ай бұрын

I believe they are Angelic beings, not aliens from another planet.

@williamcrowe2576

3 ай бұрын

​@@alexandercarder2281 Angels would not ruin a person's life. Not intentionally.

@alexandercarder2281

3 ай бұрын

@@williamcrowe2576 Depends what kind of angels we’re talking about

@Hbinky

3 ай бұрын

Plot twist- he finds out one of the men was called Agrajag.

@kbcustoms3571

3 ай бұрын

One of Agrajags alias's was 'The Bowl of Petunias'

Imagine having Ballen as your dad telling you stories 😮

Thank you for writing the distances in meters! We appreciate it 💜

i searched for a while and finally found stories after finding the proper spelling of his name. if anyone else is interested, it's "Huang Yanqiu"

@meganleslie9069

3 ай бұрын

Thank you 🤘🏻

@no_peace

3 ай бұрын

Btw Yanqiu is his given name and his family name is Huang

@KurticeGAMYZ

3 ай бұрын

Yes sounds like gov bs

@SummonMi

3 ай бұрын

“One Yankee…”

@motorizedbikestuff5339

3 ай бұрын

​@@SummonMi😂 best.

It’s cool to see how far Mr Ballen has come. I remember me and my buddies use to gather around my rack back in 2017 and watch your videos. I was the only one who had a solar panel charger for phones that actually worked so after whoring it out to whoever needed it most I used what was left of it to charge my phone and my entire platoon and I would gather around for story time with Mr Ballen. Good times man.

@pseudoplotinus

3 ай бұрын

your rack? as in your boobs?

@theturningtornados7402

3 ай бұрын

I Binged him first time I seen him . Great person story telling is his THING .❤

@jacobkean03

3 ай бұрын

@@theturningtornados7402 oh yeah in my opinion he’s the best at what he does and there are a LOT of really good channels out there so that’s saying something. Not to mention how much stuff he puts out on so many different platforms. I don’t see how he doesn’t run himself ragged trying to keep up with the workload lol.

aliens be like " i can show you the woooorld, shining shimmering sleeeeendiiiiiid"🎶🎶🎶

That promotion for draftkings was epic.

Thank you so much for putting your episodes on Spotify 😭 I work the night shift in a grocery store and I listen to podcasts literally my entire 8 hour shift and you’re my favorite!

@skysayl

3 ай бұрын

Yes I'm so glad they're back! I was devastated when he moved to Amazon! This is great news!

@paulv2394

3 ай бұрын

Cool. Perhaps you should also try listening to the state of the nation and the world in terms of economy, and how this nation alone is facing the worst in many ways. Preparedness is always a good thing. I listen to this man here once in a while, but my focus is the future and what is coming. It's not good.

@skysayl

3 ай бұрын

@@paulv2394 Paul you don't know what other podcasts people listen to, sit down

@justinwebb8831

3 ай бұрын

So you suck at your job ...

@SubsWithNoVids-ym4su

3 ай бұрын

enjoy the looney bin@@paulv2394

I’ve been going through a lot the past years. Lost my mom in 2017, my step dad passed in September and my grandma just passed a few weeks ago, so your stories definitely help take my mind off the grief and thoughts going through my head and that’s a huge relief for me. Thank you for your stories and the time you take to do all of this.

@AlexandraVioletta

3 ай бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss 😥

@foxskyful

2 ай бұрын

Maybe changing dumb name and wasting less time on internet would help you more brainless people

@Salvernod

2 ай бұрын

May god help and bless you

@Paul4Krista20

2 ай бұрын

I agree and had many losses as well lately but some of his stories are not easy to stomach and can be unbelievably horrific.

@audioamz

2 ай бұрын

Praying right now. I'm so sorry sweetheart 😢

Such creativity I love it! An Italian frog side kick __ very cute. Mr. Ballen, your story delivery is flawless! Thank you

literally the only in video ad ill watch, love hearing tales of seagull lung

Nobody’s talking about how optimistic and energetic Mr Ballen was in the Ad 💀😭

@ChroniclesOfArt

3 ай бұрын

Right cause i always listen to him before sleep. Imagine going into deep sleep while imagining the stories, only to be taken back by how loud mrballen screams in his ads 😭

@clintonpangburn3698

3 ай бұрын

Dude how much did DKs pay him? Machete wielding coconut crabs?

@TheHungrySlug

3 ай бұрын

@@ChroniclesOfArt Yeah, hearing an ad read so loud was a real ear bleeder. Ouch. Can't say it made me want to rush out to buy it or anything..

@dynomytFB

3 ай бұрын

Dudes so hype to get his 12yo demographic hooked on gambling 😂

@ChroniclesOfArt

3 ай бұрын

@@dynomytFB Yoo don't diss him, i'm 21 and still listen to him 😤

I'm so happy that your podcast is back on Spotify!!!!

There was a similar story of a Spanish guardsman who appeared in a Mexican town in the 1700s. (Unsure of the date) he was locked up for witchcraft until 6 months later, A ship from spain coberated his story that someone by his name had vanished the same night he appeared in Mexico. All he had done was lean against a wall and close his eyes for a moment. He wound up returning to Spain on the ship, never knowing how he traveled across the Atlantic in one night

Just here to say you have so much respect for also sharing other Podcaster in your information box! I follow Rottwn Mango religiously. To see it on top of the list was so cool!

Thank you Mr Ballen! You still serve and protect our country daily. I know people keep commenting on how they miss 4 -5 time a week videos and please know we're very grateful to have to one day a week. You keep on dedicating your life to your beautiful family and taking the time to be an amazing daddy and husband and for the generosity of all the charities that founded and backing and helping other channels grow. I love "RUN FOOL!" He's funny asf!

@seviathanvoneldritch4284

3 ай бұрын

Exactly... people should just shut up and understand that he has a life and he is a father, and be grateful for the videos they get.

@TPWK216

3 ай бұрын

Yes we definentily got spoiled 😅

@5LayerKb

3 ай бұрын

@@seviathanvoneldritch4284telling people to shut up for having a view point is worse than people bringing up old Mr. Ballen. How about we relax and be kind. That’s what Ballen would want us to do. I know that for a fact

@DeagleGamesTV

3 ай бұрын

@@5LayerKb Shut up.

@Kaitlyn_ChAnNeL

3 ай бұрын

​@V4NILL4COK3 take the advice and stfu. It's 2024.... Nobody cares if you're gay dude 🙄..

I’m so happy to see that we get the podcasts back. How hard I tried Amazone music is not available in my country!! I’m glad I get to listen again

I swear ballen could tell a story about me ordering a taco from taco then going to the bathroom for 15 minutes so captivating an build tension 😂

The ole lungy ads are still absolutely amazing😂

No one thought to cuff themselves to him or watch him in shifts or even placed him in a jail cell in town just to see if it happened again with undeniable proof to the town that he was telling the truth?

@supreemcourt9181

3 ай бұрын

of course not, thatd be too easy

@jonslg240

3 ай бұрын

Maybe we can lock up MrBallen instead, because 6 videos a month just isn't enough I want 12! =p

@Zhana808

3 ай бұрын

Regardless, getting to the destinations and inside the Division Headquarters can’t be explained. Not to mention the information about the 9 places he visited on the last trip. It seems there was a purpose, I wonder if it continued happening but Huang refused to talk about it.

@ladytionne1

3 ай бұрын

@@jonslg240be grateful you’re getting anything. This man probably has stuff to do.

@topsuperseven7910

3 ай бұрын

Chinese rural village circa 1977. Redditor 'logic lords' weren't around then either.

I rarely comment but I just have to say that the Seagull Lung ad was the funniest thing I've seen in ages! Being an Aussie I loved the blind kangaroo with vertigo, he topped the whole thing off. You're a genius Mr Ballen!! 🇦🇺🤣😂❤️

Dude, I can't believe I never heard this story, it's absolutely insane! Even if it was aliens or a gov't experiment....... WHY???

Literally the BEST way to sell an ad ever 😂🥰

Intense and horrifying story. And you told it so well. Since you are friends with Dave Paulides, I believe, you have probably heard that strange story of the skier on the East Coast, who skied into the woods and woke up on the West Coast. I don't know the details, but this story you've just told reminded me again, that there's so much we don't yet know about the world. Good luck with all your new and great enterprises! Lynn in NYC

@tdcd2873

3 ай бұрын

Yeah this reminds me of dave's amnesia series

@apophis259

3 ай бұрын

I think Mr B covered that story a while ago

@russellszabadosaka5-pindin849

3 ай бұрын

I read about that skier a year or two ago. I think he was a firefighter? And was skiing maybe in Upstate New York but ended up in Utah or Washington State? Do they have mountains to ski on in Washington? Wish I could recall the details.

@yj7598

3 ай бұрын

Was it meth that made him go from one coastline to the other, with any memory?

@kklampsia8332

3 ай бұрын

Steven Kubacki went missing from Michigan in an area known as the Lake Michigan Triangle - he awoke 15 months later in a meadow in Pittsfield Mass, 720 mi away. He went as far as California and said he feels he did a lot of running, but remains unclear of what happened. He's alive currently

You KNOW his kids must get THE BEST bedtime stories from their dad! if I was a young kid and had a friend who's dad told the best stories like this I'd want to spend the night as often as I could, lol it doesn't matter what the story would be about, it'd be guaranteed to be entertaining for sure! Even the ads that Mr.Ballen does, and even though they aren't "strange, dark, and mysterious" they are always ALWAYS super entertaining and guaranteed to make you laugh! Bedtime stories from books aren't ever as good as the stories parents make up.. and goodness you KNOW he must come up with some good ones! The kind of stories that will help give his kids something fun to think about as they go to sleep and likley help influence some really fun dreams

@ghostjoey3

3 ай бұрын

I was just going to say this too!😊