"I don't return fruit -- fruit is a gamble, I know that going in." A man's gotta have a code

@d1ni1mueter

14 күн бұрын

yes.. avocados, too! they're always a gamble. I always buy two in case one is bad

@rickrose5377

13 күн бұрын

I suppose you want restitution? Look, bad fruit is an act of God. You got a complaint -- take it up with Him.

I don’t need to see a chiropractor anymore , I just take a daily swim in the east river

@mortjoer

14 күн бұрын

what's that smell? anyone else smell that?

@element5092

14 күн бұрын

I like to go out and float around to mess with people.

@rickrose5377

13 күн бұрын

I think I saw you floating by. Well, I saw something floating by. You weren't doing much swimming.

The way Jason delivered that "I pay what I say" is gold

"but you're a *cashier*"... The line that launched the show, according to Jerry

" I pay what I say" I would love to live in George's world..

Only Kramer can return a fruit no one else can dare to go on such an adventure 😂

Back when Kramer was still allowed to shop at Joe's.

This fly swallowing thing reminds me of the summer of George 😂

"Touch this, feel that, 75 bucks!'

@mustlovepretzels

14 күн бұрын

George didn't have medical insurance? In N.Y.C.? 🥨

@spartanx169x

14 күн бұрын

Now its like $750.

George Costanza is forever the rebel 😂

Apparently Joe changed his policy on fruit return between this episode and The Mango!

@citrine_2248

14 күн бұрын

Yknow, I was thinking the exact same thing😅

@fakename6658

12 күн бұрын

Because Kramer was a habitual fruit-returner. Joe finally had enough and set that rule.

YOU'RE A CASHIER! Best part of this episode.

@Tripp393

8 күн бұрын

Her accent is the best

Cantaloupe like this should be taken out of circulation 😂😂😂😂

How can anyone not like this

What, am I seeing Sinatra in there 😂😂

@rattus3102

14 күн бұрын

....am i being entertained? 😂😂

George is wrong for not paying the full price. But at the same time he's right. That bill was bullsht.

@12Blueace

14 күн бұрын

Well, it’s a first time visit.

@chrism3784

14 күн бұрын

@@12Blueace and for me would be a last. 30 years later only costs me $15 to see a doctor and they usually do more then 2 minutes

@LordTalax

14 күн бұрын

He's either wrong or right, pick one genius.

@bossfan49

14 күн бұрын

Do we know if George has insurance?

@radscorpion8

14 күн бұрын

@@LordTalax Wrong - he's wrong and right

Its amazing how they followed through with the Joe character arc 3 seasons later after that one small cantaloupe bit lol.

I can understand George freaking out about swallowing a fly...that's flippin' NASTY! 🤣🤣

You'r a cashier . Epic one 😂

No way a privately owned produce stand is is charging half the price of a corporately owned supermarket. That's backwards.

@StartVisit

11 күн бұрын

not in USA for sure, but in Europe they do

What do i do?! WHAT CAN HAPPEN?!?

Oh, hello, DOC-TA!

Georgie boy only likes mango slices not cantaloupe 😂

The doctor probably didn't care for George's "doctor" with the tone of sarcasm...

the days when you had to really dial numbers at home.. that's the funniest thing here to me now

George is hilarious🤣💯👍

"i pay what i want to" said every desi uncle that ever lived

Love George's book picks

Those were the days when we had house phones 😊

@johnnybowers6679

13 күн бұрын

Definitely the good old days 😊

Awesome!

Kramer needs to learn "no means NO!"

Kramer and his fresh fruit

🎶 There was George Costanza who swallowed a fly. Perhaps he'll die. 🎵

I have a huge crush on Elaine

I watched this episode on TV last night!

its all about the hips 😂

I remember going to the local fruit stand with my mom when I was younger until the guy moved outta town, God those were the days...

Gotta have the Sein notifications on. 😁

@rossrichardson6593

14 күн бұрын

Love the sein

@danielgreenleaf

9 күн бұрын

King 🫡😎

I kind of wish we saw more of Marlene in the series. Definitely not because I’m seduced by her voice

@pimespo

14 күн бұрын

She's a casheer!

@MrBmick79

10 күн бұрын

was she the same lady in the speed dial episode? The womn who called him Jerome?

Taste This

Is that extra sitting at the counter at the very end the actor that played Susan's father?

Why are these all 5:12 long?

😂😂

The delicate Gen-ius!!

@bossfan49

13 күн бұрын

Wrong episode.

Marlene 🤩

Jerry is right. You can't do these things in comedy anymore (I mean the scene and way its put it down, of course)

Cantaloupe from Rocky Ford, CO in August 😋👍!!

Hello.

Now it's 250$ for nothing

What was Kramer job,was he rich,or what mystery to me hmmm

@HIHaiki

11 күн бұрын

How was 90s sitcoms poor ,afford a flat in NYC alone n always in cafes n go golfing but has no job

Isn't that Susan's father sitting at the counter in the end? Is that in purpose?

@vedantraizada2126

14 күн бұрын

Nope

Not paying the meal... For the fly.. Could be a good twist.

Dumb

Weird edit….

This is when the show sucked.

The laugh track makes it unbearable to watch

@the6ig6adwolf

14 күн бұрын

Filmed before a live studio audience. Real people, real laughing.

@LANGI902

14 күн бұрын

Ok

@bossfan49

14 күн бұрын

Get over it.

George: cough cough, i think i swallowed a fly at 4:47 LOL

It really is all in the hips!