It's just occurred to me, all aliens are gray aliens to Tex.

MrTex: please don't hit me with the tail rotor. Dep: :hit's with the whole helicopter:

Can we expect a MW5 Solaris play at some point. Cant wait to hear Tex reaction to Duncan Fisher

@FrikInCasualMode

5 ай бұрын

Seconded! Duncan and Tex should be a hilarious combination.

@Mister_Brushface

5 ай бұрын

Also seconded

@naradloff

5 ай бұрын

This.

@thatoneguywhodoesthatthing913

5 ай бұрын

They should see if George is willing to play with him.

@richardstephens3327

5 ай бұрын

Duncan Fisher and Tex are a hilarious combination

"80s Colombia with this gameplay" struck a little close to home -- yeah, the drug violence back then was pretty much as gonzo as this is.

@WTFisTingispingis

5 ай бұрын

Honestly Wildlands shoulda been in 80s Columbia. That would've been intense.

@forgotultag1543

4 ай бұрын

​@@WTFisTingispingis imagine - operatives dealing with uncertain intel, no stable source of high grade ammo (Far Cry 2 style), using peak 80s surveillance gear and US assets, any injury will need medical care with lots of risk, while stuck in a country drowning in violence... But I also don't want Ubi to touch this EVER

The room-clearing M249. Point at exterior wall, squeeze trigger. Sweep back and forth, from waist-height to floor level. Wait until the belt is empty. The room is now cleared. (usage varies depending on material and wall thickness, please read field manual for further instructions.)

The cheekweld tape on a lot of the old school kool AK's was sort of a holdover from the Sovet Afghan war were they'd wrap their tourniquet around it so they'd know where to find it. Course, it does eventually wreck the tourniquet to the point they become useless within a few days of being stretched out, torqued up and generally buggered. But that's ok, you're shot in Afghanistan back then and probably going to die anyway so having curses to communism on your lips on the way out was also typical of the era.

"I would like to drive next time, yes" hard cut to credits and "Idiot At The Controls: Tex" :P Great editing :D

@irradiatedslagheap7933

5 ай бұрын

Hey, I'd like to see anyone else manage to get a whole boat up a hill like that.

Tex, I was on vacation in California desert (west of Imperial county) and they had all sorts of fun signs for tourists. One was at the beginning of a dirt/gravel parking lot in a vehicle recreation area (basically a state-run place officially for dirt bikes, buggies, and 4WD trucks): "4WD Required. No Subarus".

subaru forrester 3 engines 8 head gaskets been apart more times than a 1911 no tyres match questionable paint and panels 40,000 on the clock 8,000 no low ballers i know what i got!

Tex, saying that truck handles like a pig is a insult to pigs, and everyone who's had to wrestle them

The Sniper MAC-10? Like the one in Escape from LA? That has to be the fugliest gun in cinema history.

@Lieutenant_Dude

5 ай бұрын

Escape from NY. Escape from LA had that export m16 carbine.

Lets not forget LPLawyer's other half. BosnianBill. They collaberated a lot and even designed a custom pick for disc locks.

Your comment about the Lock Picking Lawyer caught me with a mouth full of a decent IPA. That shit is not fun when it goes up the nasal passages.

I believe I have like a 70 something percent stealth rating on this game after 100% completion, so watching these two play it like a 1980s action movie cracks me up.

I'm surprised you guys haven't jumped on the Helldivers train yet. The opportunity for sheer shenanigans screams out for BPL-ity.

Going through a rough time, thanks for posting these videos and bringing a smile to my face.

Is that a tracer in mid air? omfg Kyo Ren has joined the lobby

"Implausibly Deniable" LLC

I love getting through my backlog of BPL material on 3rd shift. Makes nights entertaining.

A bunch of crimeinals, but the biggest one of all, Tex's audio

Ah yes, another episode of the calm and sensible driving simulator.

The ending of this episode is pure FiSsIoN MaIleD.

A game like this really should be set in 1980's Arguazil. It's a very fun, rich setting.

@canderoussnurd4265

5 ай бұрын

That and the ARs without the heat guards because “futuristic”. 😂 Love the movie but my god does it not age well if you know even the most rudimentary things about firearms.

AWESOME CONTENT!! 😎👍 Not sure if anyone has mentioned this before, but I swear I just listened to 20+ mins of Mike Rowe (Host of Dirty Jobs) play GRW😂. Hilarious commentary and antics in fun co-op gameplay 🤣🤣. Keep up the awesome content and I’ll be smashing that thumbs up 😎👍

The Not-Subaru. "I've seen this car in traffic." "So have I." But Dep... Have you pulled this car over?

LPL is smart & funny too. Seems like a really great guy.

Lockpicking is hilarious in that the better manufactured the mechanism is the easier it is to pick because the better the key works, the better the fake key works. I bought a set because it was cheaper than hiring a locksmith to get into my late grandmothers home when my sister accidentally locked the deadbolt we'd lost the key to decades ago after some cleaning work. Took me 15 minutes to get into it because the mechanism was old, corroded and very heavily worn. I had to get into a desk at work ( superfluous locks, it's a cubicle farm ) someone was asking me about lockpicking and I had the tumbler mechanism out ( because the release was just another pin at the back ) before he finished his sentence. It's not as hard as it seems if you have steady hands, and most importantly a super light touch with the torsion wrench. I cannot overstate how important a light touch is. Funniest thing about the lockpick set is they're gigantic with a TON of pick shapes and you don't need all that crap. Every lock I've picked has used no more than 3 of the simplest pick shapes and whatever torsion wrench fit the slot, and 90% of the time 2 or three slow rakes across the pins does the job. This post is a joke for all legal purposes.

I'd watch tex bake a cake.

@OBXandos

4 ай бұрын

Can't be worse than the Fiesta Pail 🤣

"Ya'll got any more of them instant revives?"

First! Glad to see more gameplay coming out.

The only downside of these videos is that I cannot watch them for hours on end.

I haven't played this in years, after watching this i think a revisit is in order.

Everytime you let Dep drive, you have a bad time Tex.

i am surprised tex let dep drive for as long as he did XD

What a boon and a benison in these trying times.

The more I learn about Subaru's and especially how their drivetrain and engines are engineered the more I realize that it is a rich man's car in a poor man's disguise. The maintenance requirements for a boxer motor can't be downplayed as there is very little built in durability compared to most engines. Failure to respect this requirement is going end up costing you massively.

@Lieutenant_Dude

5 ай бұрын

And doing any reasonable maintenance on it is damn near impossible, since the cylinder heads are near the bottom of the engine bay, pointed towards the wheel wells. Good luck changing spark plugs.

@Coconut-219

5 ай бұрын

On Tex's comment about offroad capability, no clue about the newer models they probably suck - but a 2004/2005 with a good trim and "good enough" tires'll get you far. Something that's kind of surprising that you wouldn't expect is they have a really tiny turning circle, so that's nice too.

@vyvianalcott1681

4 ай бұрын

@@Coconut-219 The tighter your turn radius, given the same footprint, the more wear you put on the ball or CV joints. So it can be nice but isn't entirely positive.

10:36 - 10:49 My favorite car movie, I have the Firebird logo tattooed on my left arm 🤘😅

I'd think something belt fed is more of putting air in a container so the bug inside doesn't die from lack of air sort of idea a 5 year old would do. Simple is always the best option.

Is this what Van Zandt is like?

Reminds me on Mercenaries on the Xbox

Yer only Criminals if Ye get caught Tex...

Aint no CQB like belt fed CQB. (there is a video of Swedes doing just that and it's a thing of ridiculousness...)

The music really does it for me 💜

Id wanty call sign to "cherry spritzer" I feel like that instill fear and throw people off

And then he yelled "I'm a crime-ninal" and crime-ninaled all over those guys

Oh, Canada

I feel like I've seen this episode before...

The dialogue of this game would of been so much better if they had gotten the team that created the Mercenaries games to work on it. I feel that it would of been more appropriate if they would of taken that approach, instead of trying to make it all serious and tac-ti-cool, if they would have made it more ridiculous and nonchalant with the characters.

Sorry Van Zant has forgotten you

Señor Deputy, pronounced serendipity.

.308 is .... .... very supressable? Rofl.

That's what she said

Finally joined the auxiliary discord, and will eventually not lurk, and maybe post art

I like how you blur out the names on the right, but not up over their heads...

Tex did, indeed, write better dialogue

What actually is the deal with side corn anyway?

Turn off the hud and it becomes way more Tactical and Realistic.

@Oi1Suzy

5 ай бұрын

Also, uninstalling the game massively improves the overall player experience 👍

This isn't a police action, this is a travesty. The War on Drugs went wrong? Whodathunkit. not a subaru Tex just shot a civilian. Tex would like to drive next time