"sometimes you just gotta kill a crowd of people with a rocket launcher yk?" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@aqhamaphenya2698

3 жыл бұрын

What

@CoolCalChickenBone

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a3eZ2ZKbkrKYe9Y.html eoscfoww

@gabe-tl7gy

3 жыл бұрын

"flank em and spank em" -sun zoo

@big-e2635

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this

@Caligtag

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabe-tl7gy *sun zoo*

Tommy: "What's wrong with you?" Techno: "You see, it all started when I was born."

@santsthetoaster

3 жыл бұрын

"I think I might hand committed tax fraud recently"

@ehsaanaminuddin4885

3 жыл бұрын

Heh

@agintofchoas7014

3 жыл бұрын

‘In my defense... I thought it’d be funny’

@viperium6666

3 жыл бұрын

"my parents didn't show up to my own birth"

@mange2696

3 жыл бұрын

Ayre im 1k

“Techno, you drove a pickup truck into an orphanage.” “*It stays in the pit*.”

@patrickanderson62

3 жыл бұрын

He faced minor amounts of peer pressure.

@themanisworthit1022

3 жыл бұрын

brother

@crownedchaos134

3 жыл бұрын

@@themanisworthit1022 "This is an interesting situation"

@evoblade6443

3 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@emersyn3783

3 жыл бұрын

lol

I love how Tommy's barely holding in his laughter while Techno casually lists a few of his real-world problems 🤣😂

@bucopandan_6723

3 жыл бұрын

420 likes baby

@gumi5913

2 жыл бұрын

"I might've just committed tax fraud recently"

@josephmeilak7830

Жыл бұрын

Now 1.1k likes!

techno: "i mightve just committed tax fraud recently-" tommy: "techno you killed tubbo" techno: "oh, and the murders."

@user-zv8vq2sp9x

3 жыл бұрын

@@shells7766 ok that's ez to do

@ItssMitch

3 жыл бұрын

@@shells7766 stfu

@KM-xh9tt

3 жыл бұрын

that part was actually hilarious

@crowsoto9612

3 жыл бұрын

8:43 for anyone who wants to rewatch that bit

@zelvfn9267

3 жыл бұрын

ok

Tommy: "So you just bend to peer pressure." Techno: *Yes. Immediately*

@foxgaming4188

3 жыл бұрын

Clout for the clout

@kirbusthecommenter5027

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@satori3153

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

@sair5970

3 жыл бұрын

@@satori3153 It stays in the pit

@farquan2192

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

“You only joined this server to be on our side!” “I only joined this server to destroy the government.” He said it from the beginning, and they still never listened. They paid the price.

@nagihiyo

3 жыл бұрын

oh, the emotional price indeed

@Dakka-do4cu

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, so did Techno. They kept saying they wanted to retake it, not destroy it all :/

@lackinlotus4897

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dakka-do4cu yea but he had nothing to lose from destroying it and bloodshed to gain from destroying it, that’s like *his whole thing*. If technoblade is destroying a government, that government better say its goodbyes.

@Jackvd1567

3 жыл бұрын

Y

@Dakka-do4cu

3 жыл бұрын

@@lackinlotus4897 He did have something to lose though. If he hadn't destroyed it the people of L'manberg would be with him, even after it was blown up. I'm not saying he should'nt have but he did lose something.

This content is better than any Netflix show

@aisyadowzairi2162

3 жыл бұрын

Why dont everyone just like this shit.its true man.TRUE

@randomkiki9733

3 жыл бұрын

It really is

@sladesalmans949

3 жыл бұрын

Not rlly 🤦‍♂️

@JT.420

3 жыл бұрын

It is.

@Jade--46

3 жыл бұрын

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Techno: Literally commits a massacre to a whole crowd of people Tommy: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

@vanish9302

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@johndomincbajamundi1871

3 жыл бұрын

next time so none like that will happen dont upload videos that you should keep a secret

@johndomincbajamundi1871

3 жыл бұрын

you should team up with dream not techno

@gnhebhutan857

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sampanicker4725

3 жыл бұрын

@@johndomincbajamundi1871 Stan get lost

Techno: literally kills everyone Tommy: alright. Cut that out!

@shadidmosharraf3033

3 жыл бұрын

More like, cut that person

@sophies_ghost8075

3 жыл бұрын

@@shells7766 well now I’m curious

@ayamgorengdimakanayam

3 жыл бұрын

@@shells7766 i see many people say in the comment dont look at my playlist so i think his a bot

@fluids4300

3 жыл бұрын

@@ayamgorengdimakanayam Nah I checked, they’re not a bot

@sharkboyminigun

3 жыл бұрын

@@shells7766 duckroll

Tommy: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? Techno: Um, might've just commited tax fraud recently,

@b14ckr0w

3 жыл бұрын

BOiS SeT hIm FreE!

@zwabbah4841

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@villagersupremacy5594

2 жыл бұрын

Tommy: what’s wrong with you? Technoblade: uh a lot of things actually, i have a bad attention span, uh bad at conversation, don’t really deal with social conversations well, might’ve just committed tax fraud recently.

"Tommy, the thing is your using words, but the thing about this world Tommy is that the only universal language is violence. And we've had that conversation, we've spoken that language, in the pit. It's over Tommy. Onto a new day, a new plot, to destroy Manburg." -Techno 2020 The best quote EVER

@nepsy1623

2 жыл бұрын

No comments needed...

Techno: kills Tubbo Tommy: heart broken and mad at Techno and saying that he has betrayed pogtopia Tubbo: Respawns

@crabbsy

3 жыл бұрын

well i mean rp

@maschadelacarazonalehante8949

3 жыл бұрын

@@maskedmalarky8706 its roleplay my dude of course they’re gonna play it up so it gets more interesting

@maskedmalarky8706

3 жыл бұрын

@@maschadelacarazonalehante8949 tru

@gharfeeld

3 жыл бұрын

Canonically, in the Sadist animations, techno killed tubbo and tubbo loses his arm, so instead of him dying, he loses his arm

@isasiddiq1205

3 жыл бұрын

YES. Deaths are freaking exaggerated on this server. They milk this server for the views and subs........ Yet I do view and sub. It is a strange system.

Honestly, Techno’s lines are severely underrated.

@melishdoge4933

3 жыл бұрын

*i got demonetized*

@coltflash7278

3 жыл бұрын

How are they underrated?

@forsakenfish

3 жыл бұрын

@@melishdoge4933 best line

@milk1685

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade himself is underrated

@sunimod1895

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite one is the orphans one.

Techno: is very depressing and realistic Me: “this man can’t just say something positive for once”

@patrickanderson62

3 жыл бұрын

He literally plugged his channel into the entire genocide.

@zwabbah4841

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Tommy’s and tubbo’s friendship is literally so wholesome, I CANTTTT

Tommy: "the fall of technoblade" TechNoBlade: "the fall of dream" WilburSoot: "the fall of manburg"

@me-tj5vr

3 жыл бұрын

Tech sadly ran out of blades

@desolidclay8686

3 жыл бұрын

@@me-tj5vr Tommy took his blade kzread.info/dash/bejne/f5d218OKn6qynZc.html

@me-tj5vr

3 жыл бұрын

@@desolidclay8686 this is so sad can alexa can we eat 1 cubic meter of sand

@faiz8385

3 жыл бұрын

Sadist: The Fall

@gharfeeld

3 жыл бұрын

tech NO blade

Techno: “There were like 20 dudes there that would’ve jumped me” Also Techno: *murders those exact 20 people for lols* (Some of y’all are taking this comment a little too seriously XD)

@hellzwrath3587

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@arnitafernandez2109

3 жыл бұрын

exactly

@alexalaravi

3 жыл бұрын

precisely

@tcc7848

3 жыл бұрын

straight-up-and-down

@karthik.b1309

3 жыл бұрын

Accurately

"might have just committed tax fraud recently" we just gonna move past that?

@aidenperry7198

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@notme2830

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@foxerik2480

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@glassesguy4086

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@zwabbah4841

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

"He LiTeRaLlY bEtRaYeD yOu In A hEaRt-BeAt" meanwhile technoblade mentally struggles with millions of voices, 20 people staring at him and he doesn't even get any help from his allies. Yet he got called the traitor? Like ow.

@sutedz

3 жыл бұрын

Technically though, he is a traitor

@sacredfalsch

3 жыл бұрын

@@sutedz Nah he made his goals clear from the start

@blazingdiamond1386

2 жыл бұрын

@@sacredfalsch They are talking about how killing Tubbo and listening to Jschlatt basically betrays every code he was with . People who are anti-government usually wouldn’t listen to the president of a country to kill a friend of your fellow revolutionaries so yeah I think this is the one and only inconsistency with Technoblade character in the entire story But at the end of the day still team techno

@epicblue00

2 жыл бұрын

@@blazingdiamond1386 and who stood by while he was subjected to mild peer pressure instead of helping? Tommyinnit

@lepickle4415

2 жыл бұрын

@@epicblue00 EXACTLY! Tommy ,who was dressed in full netherite armour, decided not to help Techno. He had an enderpearl so he could have their and killed Schlatt and Quackity

I appreciate that Techno's reaction to fear is not the typical Fight or Flight, its to literally *murder everyone*

@aquamixflame6863

3 жыл бұрын

It’s basically Fight reaction on stereoids

@jessimpca5434

3 жыл бұрын

He has a fight or fight reaction

@ME36_

3 жыл бұрын

it’s a very .... normal reaction

@spesq

3 жыл бұрын

To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into KZread recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated. 🐙

@emyrazuhayra2566

3 жыл бұрын

Yea techo

"So you just bend to peer pressure?" "Yes. Immediately." -Techno 2020

@jerrysafdar

3 жыл бұрын

best quote of 2020 correct me if my spellings r wrong

@bladeoftheruinedking2543

3 жыл бұрын

@@jerrysafdar wht speling is wrng

@notimhoney

3 жыл бұрын

The 1k like is me :)

@b-17theflyingfortress

3 жыл бұрын

@@bladeoftheruinedking2543 I used you in my build

@TheOriginalTitan

Жыл бұрын

random

"At the end of the day tubbos really the one who made this all happen" Quakity, the one who made schaltt win by sharing the vote with him,and wilbur who made the election happen in the first place:👁️👄👁️

@lepickle4415

2 жыл бұрын

Dream who decided to let L’manberg have its independence: 👁👄👁 Tommy who decided to sacrifice his discs: 👁👄👁 Tommy who also challenged to dream to a duel: 👁👄👁 Eret who decided to betray L’manberg: 👁👄👁 Everyone who decided to fight in the L’manberg revolution: 👁👄👁 Wilbur who decided to start L’manberg: 👁👄👁 Dream who decided to let Tommy on the server: 👁👄👁 Dream and George deciding to create an SMP: 👁👄👁 /j

This video really shows that even though Tommy makes fun of Tubbo and acts like he’s constantly annoyed by him, deep down he really does care a lot about him and considers him a close friend. He was literally willing to fight one of the best players just because Techno killed Tubbo. They’re such good friends and that’s just incredibly wholesome

“The fall of technoblade” Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.

@jukz9684

3 жыл бұрын

“BE HONEST WHO’S BEEN A FAN FOR A LONG TIME?” “¡ᴍ ɢɪ🄵T̶ɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏöꪀᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ꒒ɪᴋᴇꇙ ᴀɴᴅ sᴜʙš ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ”🤶🏻

@_Yes._

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@trash23

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Yes._ Yes

@potatoechip2043

3 жыл бұрын

Impossible

@Shadedakalost

3 жыл бұрын

@@jukz9684 Please stop

The real title: Technoblade stabs and punches children and adults while being told that he has fallen.

@abishekpradeepkumar8217

3 жыл бұрын

yes yes very good title i will use that next time i beat my children lmao

@user-zr9cb2io8u

3 жыл бұрын

@@abishekpradeepkumar8217 bruuuuh

@ren4419

3 жыл бұрын

U have two top comments

@spesq

3 жыл бұрын

To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into KZread recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated.

@cowperson4538

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

"There were like 20 guys who would have killed me where I stood!" -The same person who killed basically everyone at the festival after he killed Tubbo, Schlatt, and Quackity

Dream smp really is a whole ass Netflix show like bro i-

‘In my defence, I thought it’d be funny” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@shells7766

3 жыл бұрын

bruh momentooo dont look at my playlists

@ayamgorengdimakanayam

3 жыл бұрын

@@shells7766i know its a duck rolled i already see it without even go to your playlists

"You're supposed to kill Shclatt, not Tubbo" To be fair, he killed everyone.

@redsusoverparadise2700

3 жыл бұрын

"ekwality" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

@spesq

3 жыл бұрын

To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into KZread recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated. 🐙

@redsusoverparadise2700

3 жыл бұрын

​@@spesq. Social space, man; not business space. You have the right to advertise anywhere, but not on social medias' comments sections. Anyways, who would like ads in the middle of either heated or fun discussion? "Stop it. Get some help." - Michael Jordan

@jvteam3095

3 жыл бұрын

He even killed Schlatt twice - one more Schlatt kill than Tubbo_ kill, in fact

@Val-cv2hw

3 жыл бұрын

@@jvteam3095 didn’t Quickity kill schlatt twice?

9:46 tubbo felt brave when tommy was beside him LMAOOOO WHAT A CUTE REACTION

“The thing with this world is that the only universal language is violence and we’ve had that conversation, we’ve spoken that language in the pit. It’s over tommy, onto a new day a new plot... To DESTROY L’manberg ha ha” - technoblade

"Tommy the thing is you're using words, but the thing about this world, Tommy, is that the only universal language is violence, and we've had that conversation." (C) Technoblade (12:37)

@Dfl_jason

3 жыл бұрын

It's used in "the fall" animation by sad-ist

@Maysumii

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't come up with that quote

@suntzu9016

3 жыл бұрын

War is the only universal language. Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@shadowghost301

3 жыл бұрын

The only time technoblade roleplays correctly

@hxy8440

3 жыл бұрын

@@Maysumii faith seed from far cry 5, that what your thinking of?

"Are you sure they won't see us, Wilbur?" "No, no we're fine" *while Tommy is making direct eye contact with Schlatt* this was insane tbh, a lot of tables has turned

@board7374

3 жыл бұрын

*a lot of turns have tabled

@dubumafu

3 жыл бұрын

*turns have a lot of tables

@josephlee3851

3 жыл бұрын

*of tables turned lot a has

@SaviMatteo2810

3 жыл бұрын

*****tables turned a lot how the oh have

@miimcos

3 жыл бұрын

This is everything

tommy: you killed 20 people technoblade: it stays in the pit

Wilbur: If we crouch, they can't see our names. Jschlatt: *stares into Tommy's soul*

We knew this day would come. R.I.P Technobald.

@hzdi11111

3 жыл бұрын

no

@DefenderM

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@bluezilla9577

3 жыл бұрын

yay wisp :D

@3ye8all85

3 жыл бұрын

Technobald

@mistq8527

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Techno: “I might of just commit tax fraud recently” Tommy: “you killed tubbo”

@justarose

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, and the murders"

@spesq

3 жыл бұрын

To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into KZread recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated.

@carter08

3 жыл бұрын

I just got 215 like on 30 minutes thanks guys 🙏

@Apollo-684

3 жыл бұрын

I hate these replies

@carter08

3 жыл бұрын

@@Apollo-684 which ones

11:35 Wilbur acts so psychopathic here (and this whole video). As a man who lost his power and has been exiled, he has thrown away his morals for the pure enjoyment of the war and the fight. I love it

I need the entire war to become a movie

@faded_books

3 жыл бұрын

It is search it up. Well Manburg verse Pogtopia

New title: Tommy tries to talk- “IT STAYS IN THE PIT”

@buddyissa4410

3 жыл бұрын

Techno man

@jaydenpirie3945

3 жыл бұрын

It stays in the pit

@starlaser100

3 жыл бұрын

nah

@jellyriver9490

3 жыл бұрын

It stays in the pit

@OptimalLeisure

3 жыл бұрын

It stays in the pit

alternate title: techno's blood lust kicks in and he "accidentally" kills the majority of dream smp in under 10 seconds-

@tourmelion9221

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair he was under mild amounts of peer pressure Will really set him up to fail by not leading him or making any plan what so ever

@shashankmuralidharan8710

3 жыл бұрын

Wait but tubbo respawned

@Fish-qr7ch

3 жыл бұрын

@@shashankmuralidharan8710 No, he died.

@theroyalegods2827

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade and Tommy in LA! kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z2uEk6aMf6-1l9Y.html

@undertheraining

3 жыл бұрын

@@theroyalegods2827 Lies, you bot. He’s not in LA, ya damn phony.

the title: TECHNOBLADE *BETRAYED* US! the thumbnail: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

tubbo literally about to be killed; also tubbo: smiling time stamp: idk let me check

When you realized that the festival is basically just a cover-up for Tubbo's execution

@itzslayr1435

3 жыл бұрын

*Tommy will return*

@laarnierosepayumo567

3 жыл бұрын

He basically organized his own funeral. I stole this from another comment btw

@improvingguitarist1595

3 жыл бұрын

@@laarnierosepayumo567 stolen comment

@estowe5445

3 жыл бұрын

@@improvingguitarist1595 we know

@rantranger1527

3 жыл бұрын

@@improvingguitarist1595 are you blind,blind or blind?

I thought this was the fall of techno's dignity when he sang in a high pitched voice

@littleyt8034

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOOO

@allisonpiltz3199

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHA

@therese6831

3 жыл бұрын

oml same haha

Tommys vids just make our day so much better it’s like a series but it’s free

I miss techno so much I cry every night

JSchlatt: *Calls Tommy an idiot and a tyrant* Tommy: *Litterally invited Schlatt onto the server just to be betrayed*

@shells7766

3 жыл бұрын

lmfaooooooo dont look at my playlists

@raywarrenmagsayo9330

3 жыл бұрын

@@shells7766 Rick roll.

@user-nd4wx5oy4g

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy want to invite him to. Play but tommy almost won so jschlatt betray him by kicking him out in the city

@Parrot2048

3 жыл бұрын

True

Technoblade absolutely refusing to roleplay the entire time is possibly the funniest part of this SMP

@kartauf_l8844

3 жыл бұрын

no he is role playing, he said he was

@synthdott7954

3 жыл бұрын

he’s been role playing the entire time, he’s just so dead about everything that you can’t even tell lmao

@someonerandom4660

3 жыл бұрын

it's so engrained in this normal personality that we can't even tell lmfao one does not simply say golden lines that universal language violence thing and say they're not roleplaying

@salvatoredimartino3670

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@jackkennedy1931

3 жыл бұрын

@@someonerandom4660 he's like that nomally

title: *The betrayal of Technoblade...* thumbnail: **tommy being happy and laughing**

"What's wrong with you Technoblade" "Oh lots of things... short attention span... I might have committed tax fraud recently" "You killed Tubbo!" "Oh and the. murders" 🤣🤣🤣

Technoblade: "I could make 50 buttons!" Me: "The irony"

@lucy.i0i596

3 жыл бұрын

It makes me laugh looking back after watching the recent streams

@CoolCalChickenBone

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a3eZ2ZKbkrKYe9Y.html wosoxbs

@firezz_2780

3 жыл бұрын

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST SOLVED THE PUZZLE

@cottonwhyy

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucy.i0i596 can u explain i dont get it

@_s444my

3 жыл бұрын

bruh

Tommy: tubbo you just got betrayed by e- *realizes it's technoblade and not fret* Tommy: TECHNOBLADE!

I am not a Stan or barely a fan of the SMP, but I love the frick out of Tommy and Techno will never get old

"what is wrong with you!" techno: *yes.*

@theshitposter3854

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I just got duck rolled

@agifirmansyah1183

3 жыл бұрын

@@shells7766 thats not funny lol

@Oosjdnnf

3 жыл бұрын

@@shells7766 no

@zelvfn9267

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@kennymccormick6656

3 жыл бұрын

Tf did Shell S say???

Techno: "Might've just commited tax fraud recently" That came out of nowhere

@konikkoo

3 жыл бұрын

That’s technoblade for you

@leovaldez6280

3 жыл бұрын

In his stream he's talking about his taxes before that line so it's kind of a well built joke

@tcc7848

3 жыл бұрын

techno conglomeration about tax,my devotionalist i sanctimoniousness parallelogrammatic understand such a accomplishments

Watching this 10 months later is crazy I remember this live and freaking out

Bruh techno is so horrifically bloodthirsty that he murdered almost all of L’manburg in the span of a minute without any effort

@psyquacks

3 жыл бұрын

anarchist

@ironcaptainurrienpelles6964

3 жыл бұрын

Where

@distortionmusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@ironcaptainurrienpelles6964 on stream

@prest4145

3 жыл бұрын

@@ironcaptainurrienpelles6964 tommy cut it out because it didn’t fit the mood, plus everyone was laughing

@Blusuri

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he plugged his channel like 10 times

Tommy: You sure they can’t see us? Wilbur: Yeah I’m sure, as long as we’re crouched. Jschlatt: *stares directly at tommy* 1:57

@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218

3 жыл бұрын

You’ve got them just doing stupid shit and they’re like “yeah he can’t see us” and Jschlatt is just sitting there looking at them like *are these really the people who ran this place?*

@TheFaithfulAnon

3 жыл бұрын

HE'S JUST STANDING THERE!! *MENACINGLY* !! (I'm referring to schlatt)

@3m1lyhq27

3 жыл бұрын

👁

@CKzoidYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@3m1lyhq27 👄

@lam3638

3 жыл бұрын

@@CKzoidYT 👁

Tommy’s face when jschaltt said tubbo is his right hand man. He was so sad! I love how protective he is of him. And I love their friendship

8:11omg ✨😌✨

I love how nobody mentions the fact that techno killed literally everyone at the festival

@saskuatch1542

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@Littleha

3 жыл бұрын

That’s because Tommy cut it out of the video

@DavidPattenYoutubeChannel

3 жыл бұрын

@@Littleha i am aware

@TheTutore

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's been decided that the only "Canon" killings were Schlatt, Tubbo and Quackity in the initial barrage. Leading to Tommy jumping onto the platform and the subsequent chaos/chase. That being said the firework slaughter was a beautiful sight.

@gyftdres

3 жыл бұрын

I think it wasn't suppose to be in the script him killing everyone

Techno: massacres 9 people Tommy: enderpearls onto the stage Quackity: Everyone go after TommyInnit

@huh4809

3 жыл бұрын

100th like

@nabi7701

3 жыл бұрын

I mean what are they gonna do? Go after the guy who singlehandedly murdered 10 people in 10 seceonds? Or go after the child?

@jaydenpayne2040

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@beesoriano6188

3 жыл бұрын

@@nabi7701 fair enough !!

@maskedl3568

3 жыл бұрын

You have to remember Quackity has Minecraft Monday PTSD when he sees Technoblade

is there’s like a cannon order to see these videos of all this history? please i really love this type of videos

Tommy is one of those Twitter people that gets more offended by the message than the targeted group.

"I CAN ONLY FLY IN THE RAIN TOMMY!" -Technoblade 2020

@google4204

3 жыл бұрын

@@spesq I’m not going to accept a compliment from someone who says UwU non ironically, that’s more of an insult.

@Hanhan-fi1dr

3 жыл бұрын

@@google4204 uwu

@obnoxious_osc

3 жыл бұрын

Hes not wrong tho techno flys with a trident in rain ans they only let you fly in the rain

@TheTrioWings

3 жыл бұрын

@@spesq I like UwU but adding it to what you were writing was kind of uh not a good idea...

@Snowzinhu_u

3 жыл бұрын

"you're useless when it's NOT raining so stay back TECHNOBLADE"

techno: kills the entirety of manburg with his rocket launcher also techno: seemed pretty funny, thoughts guys?

@ItzChocolateChipz

3 жыл бұрын

Fr tho

@CoolCalChickenBone

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a3eZ2ZKbkrKYe9Y.html mansbei

@tcc7848

3 жыл бұрын

that was not so laughter-loving as if he killed every indistinguishable anthropocentric on the planetoid aerosphere correspondingly known as planetoid b14

@dagoat5927

3 жыл бұрын

@@CoolCalChickenBone why do you keep putting your link? I'm seeing u everywhere

@tcc7848

3 жыл бұрын

@BlueScreen lol

Nihachu silently watching as Tommy just has a go at techno for killing Tubbo end being reacted by Wilbur😂🤚

Wilbur’s like that sarcastic guy who is secretly planning something evil and angry

"YOU MURDERED HIM!!!" "I was under moderate amounts of peer pressure."

@christinevu5260

3 жыл бұрын

* “moderate to severe amounts of peer pressure”

@tcc7848

3 жыл бұрын

*techno had strong-flavored silk-stocking pertinaciousness so i intellectualize he couldn’t stalking-horse such a accomplishment to the circumstantiality where he attacked them*

@tcc7848

3 жыл бұрын

but instead on tommy’s draftsmanship it seems indistinguishable techno did it indistinguishable he was told to instead of how he was out-of-the-way to or additionally

@tcc7848

3 жыл бұрын

i familiarization im pulchritudinous clothes-conscious

@JustinRay-qi1zm

3 жыл бұрын

@@tcc7848 ...you high?

Tommy: "Y-you killed Tubbo Techno, you killed my right hand man" Techno: "iN thE PiT"

@alittleinsanity9245

3 жыл бұрын

And he’s not wrong

@eagan_1902

3 жыл бұрын

*IN THE PIT* *pulls out gun Is where it *STAYS*

@cleo7861

3 жыл бұрын

@@eagan_1902 it stays IN THE PIT FOREVER

@eagan_1902

3 жыл бұрын

@@cleo7861 good you get the mentality now

I like how niki was killed by ponk and no one reacted

Nihachu just sitting in the background

"The thing about this world is that the only universal language is violence" -Technoblade 2020

@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218

3 жыл бұрын

He makes good quotes sometimes, when he’s not making quotes from the art of war.

@Moon-xw9mx

3 жыл бұрын

@@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 perfect*

@KarateLauren

3 жыл бұрын

Blood for the blood god

@willlucas2364

3 жыл бұрын

Sun Tzu The Art of War

@crioh_

3 жыл бұрын

True

"he just killed you" "yehh he just murdered me" never thought I'd hear that in my life

@KittyandLychee

3 жыл бұрын

Except in Among Us

I love how you can see that everyone is trying to be serious while also trying not to laugh cuz of Techno

@ArDeeMee

Жыл бұрын

Recent comment that‘s decent let‘s gooo! The best thing about Techno‘s entire performance was that he was the only one to NEVER break character. Everyone else goofing off and then demanding utter sincerity during lore bits always felt so weird. Techno completely circumvented that by just being himself at all times. It can make roleplay so much easier! (Applies to any sort of roleplay: Don‘t bend over backwards to portray something, insert parts of your natural self into it so you don‘t have to constantly think „what would this character do“. Thinking fast is impossible if your character feels like a complete stranger to you.) That said, I always enjoy seeing other perspectives from Techno‘s. I‘m kinda used to his pov, but looking from the outside is what makes you appreciate why he made everyone nervous. And Tommy just never kept his distance, even in character. =)

It's strangely beautiful how wise Techno can be... and then in an instant, the opposite.

The fact that Sad-ist made an entire animatic of the festival before Tommy uploaded his video, is honestly hilarious

@user-uc6ld6uk4s

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@kiwi_honk

3 жыл бұрын

You read my mind lmao

@x4vyz

3 жыл бұрын

Well tommy actually uploads with a delay so i suggest watching the vods first actually.

@row-bot4873

3 жыл бұрын

AGREED MYY FRIEEENNNDDD

@shdhfbf412

3 жыл бұрын

who tf is sadist

Techno’s speeches are amazing. The English major shows. Also just how he can win any fight, he’s impenetrable. A menace. A demon. A beast. You see him, and you want to run. He is such a great internet personality, I love him.

@Nisilsey

3 жыл бұрын

One Minute : most epic speech of all time delivered like an evil genius and perfect for all the animations out there. Next Minute : "might have commited tax fraud recently", "subscribe to technoblade", "I thought I'd be funny" I love that guy

@omarb7401

3 жыл бұрын

Simps

@fruitkayke

3 жыл бұрын

His voice acting is dog shit for this roleplay though

@synthdott7954

3 жыл бұрын

@@omarb7401 and?

Its fun finding the quotes used in animations, its like the most brutal game of bingo

8:26 Wilbur is so funny in this part

Alternate title: Techno shoots patriotic fireworks at everyone at the dream smp while yelling AHHH

@RandomPerson-cm2wg

3 жыл бұрын

All while promoting his channel XD

@blank1977

3 жыл бұрын

YAHH

@faesheart9183

3 жыл бұрын

he wasn't even yelling lmao he was saying "ahhhhhh" 😂😂😂😭

@ItzChocolateChipz

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@CoolCalChickenBone

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a3eZ2ZKbkrKYe9Y.html sodogiidd

"The only universal language in the world is violence..." Technoblade 2020

@BanicAttack

3 жыл бұрын

Well music and art are also universal languages.

@arperture1341

3 жыл бұрын

not his words, these are ooooooooold words

"It stays in the pit" - Sun Tzu - the art of war

1:39 Quackity: AHHHHH Server: Quackity left the game I died there IMAOO

jschlatt's voice and dialogs are insane. this really gave me goosebumps.

@angle3811

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

@WaltDisini

3 жыл бұрын

Dudeeee ikrrr it felt like he was an actual president and like I was watching a movie

@ellesnc6114

3 жыл бұрын

@@WaltDisini i agree lol

@WinglessPhoenix

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like an actual dictator lmao

@lillumine2723

3 жыл бұрын

if you like that you should watch corpse

When jschlatt calls tubbo his right hand man while tubbo is on his left slide.

@axelf9947

3 жыл бұрын

the goatman really do be senile huh

@hadleyd

3 жыл бұрын

It’s his way. to. show. HES A TRAITOR

@user-rp6ol2hx5f

3 жыл бұрын

dat rude rude

@certiimxhzn

3 жыл бұрын

Tubbo did that on purpose

@androgynous_artist

3 жыл бұрын

In all fairness jschlatt is left handed lmao

Tommy: technoblade betrayal on dream smp. Also tommy: betrays technoblade multiple times for his discs

Build up for this exact moment was insane omg

I love how techno is the only one not role playing he was just being himself

@TheTutore

3 жыл бұрын

He did hit his stride near the end. Wilbur kind of set up this arc for Techno where he only understands violence and authority which he seemed to pick up on once the pit started being built, and he started to lean into that towards the end by talking about resolving issues by proving he's stronger (in the pit) and his lines about violence and all that. That being said peer pressure was an entirely genuine line from him xD poor Techno was stuck on the stage with everyone else on his side saying "He will enact our revenge and kill Schlatt" but not a single person actually messaged Techno telling him to do so leading to his very amusing genocidal improv.

@sakuraxavier4748

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTutore Listening to him talking back and forth to chat about peer pressure and how he can't do anything was great.

@Starman062

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTutore I mean I wouldn’t consider him a traitor either. As he killed the other 2 at the same time (as well as massacring everyone else except 3)

@xuwmiey

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ItzChocolateChipz

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Technoblade: drops a button Tommy: *"Did you destroy the button?"* Technoblade: *"Do you know how easy is it to make a button?"* Edit: Don't reply to Kitchen Roam because he is very sad, if you reply another word this sad person will be sadder

@EndlessDex27

3 жыл бұрын

That's not a no xD

@tcc7848

3 жыл бұрын

techically techno is straight-up-and-down because architectonics a featherweight only needs indistinguishable afforestation three-by-four to be created your greatheartedness brother-in-arms anthropocentric from planetoid superabundance

@rice3436

3 жыл бұрын

Bot

@blank6515

3 жыл бұрын

@@rice3436 u don't understand that guy so technically ur the bot

@rice3436

3 жыл бұрын

@@blank6515 what

5:35 X kill Harper A Shoot Manendez Only true fans will know this reference

They should make a aniamayion series like this i will watch it non stop

"The only universal language is violence." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

@tcc7848

3 жыл бұрын

ahh affirmativeness bloody-mindedness the divertissement 1 characteristics to championship in a contentiousness to knock-down-and-drag-out counterclockwise to be bullied on such a self-destructive superabundance

@Aquaified_

3 жыл бұрын

@@tcc7848 I have no idea what you just said but ok

@ThomasRemes

3 жыл бұрын

Literally every quote he thinks of he gives credit to Sun Tzu expect a rare few

@gabrieladavila3605

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThomasRemes who's Sun Tzu?

@byennbye

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrieladavila3605 some dude which everyone quotes as a meme

Wilbur as president: A man insisting to solve wars with words --- Wilbur as a banned citizen: A man who's plan is to blow up the whole country and watch pitfights --- Ahh yes, people do change

@sandragallegos408

3 жыл бұрын

you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

@jakeer1554

3 жыл бұрын

People change, but for the better or the worse, thats up to the people that are caught in the crossfire to decide

@molliuspontmercy

2 жыл бұрын

people change like the tides in the ocean

Make a hardcore server where if you die you out of the server until all but one is dead so it will be like real life

Rest In Peace Technoblade 2022

“The only universal language is violence, and we’ve already had that conversation. Onto a new day.” That’s one of the most powerful phrases I’ve ever heard

@frankieperson1275

3 жыл бұрын

You missed in the pit

@Xenno1955

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@BloodRaven429

2 жыл бұрын

a callback to the violence techno and Tommy had in smp Earth

Tommy: "What's wrong with you?" Techno: "A lot of things really. I have a bad attention span, bad at conversations, don't really deal with social conversations well, might've committed tax fraud recently." Tommy: *Immediately breaks character and starts laughing*

@Nisilsey

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing when I first heared that

@spesq

3 жыл бұрын

To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into KZread recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated.

@3-dman403

3 жыл бұрын

@@spesq shut up NERD

@TheOddOrigin

3 жыл бұрын

@@spesq no free clout nerd

@sh_joy

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was hysterical 😂