Peyton Manning to Pete Davison, “whatever disease you have, you can beat it.”🤣🤣🤣

@Chirridki

3 жыл бұрын

Yea funny 😂 we might’ve seen the same video

@joelittorres

3 жыл бұрын

That joke had me crying...

@enriquecm744

2 жыл бұрын

FF: pete actually has a cronic disease*

@trevmason2352

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chirridki haha did we ?

@mcfcguvnors

2 жыл бұрын

beiber roast that guy says to pete i dont know what race you are ,but youre weird n i dont like you :D

All 3 were amazing. But Blake's comment about half the NBA and Rappers loving Jenner's daughters was gold.

@Rakettivuori

3 жыл бұрын

He knew what he was talking about

@kabirsardana1282

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rakettivuori because considering hes an insider with premium knowledge, he knows both of them might have already been spit roasted many times. the way they look like now, they'd probably have a revolving door right about now. they got the kardashian soup in them.

Blakes daddy issue joke killed me😂

@donellmuniz590

3 жыл бұрын

The white dick joke was better.

@haydengentry7399

3 жыл бұрын

@@donellmuniz590 prove it :)

@donellmuniz590

3 жыл бұрын

@@haydengentry7399 I laughed harder 😂.

@haydengentry7399

3 жыл бұрын

@@donellmuniz590 fair point mate😂

@prakharshubhasung4620

3 жыл бұрын

Such an ambiguous comment thread

I never would’ve expected Peyton Manning to be roasting people, but damn he’s good😂😂

@benjicool2808

3 жыл бұрын

watch his ESPYs intro... it's so good

@sumbhu

3 жыл бұрын

He is not only good, unlike other roasters on this panel, he did not make a single rude or insensitive remark that others masqueraded as jokes...

@JohnStockton7459

3 жыл бұрын

@Bob Saget yeah he for sure had writers. I think blake wrote his own though or at least got help on some cause he actually pursues comedy

@fuckgoogle9061

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnStockton7459 they have talked to comedians at roasts before and most celebrities come in with some jokes but they all get jokes and help from comedy writers. They said the whole reason guys like the situation and ann coulter were so bad is they didnt want the writers jokes and instead went with their own

@girlbobreed6824

3 жыл бұрын

He’s like the nicest guy in sports ever so its great to see him cuttin it up……he was throwin some for real digs😂😂luv luv luv him❤️❤️

Why is no one talking about Blake Griffin not missing any shots??!?!?! That is a one time thing people!!!

@16hundred

3 жыл бұрын

Blake went off 😭

@rickywilliams5895

3 жыл бұрын

@@16hundred Griffin didn't give af.

@tragic_1193

3 жыл бұрын

Hes actually a comedian during the off season

@BigJonahJ

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Paul probably did enough of that when they played with each other lol

@bharatr302

2 жыл бұрын

@@rickywilliams5895 oo

Talking about Peyton Manning, he roasted KD so hard that he turned into a Brooklyn Net.

@anthonyzullo

3 жыл бұрын

Rob was so happy. How many of them before the show was talking about how big dumb head Peyton is gonna faulter. Man came out slaying spade.

@BlueThunder1120

9 ай бұрын

Who is kd?

@JacobASmith59

7 ай бұрын

@@BlueThunder1120Kevin Durant the NBA player

Peyton's joke about Ann Coulter is the funniest roast I've ever heard.

@mikeolgo5532

2 жыл бұрын

I didnt get It

@mikeschmidt4800

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a bit too on the horses nose.

@StableRead

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeolgo5532 He’s implying Ann Coulter looks like a horse

@TigerTigerII

Жыл бұрын

@@mikeolgo5532 The Kentucky Derby is one of the biggest horse races in America. He called her a horse, as in she has a horsey face.

@camplazlo5279

Жыл бұрын

@lambdatau118ful only US and Canada knows him

Blake just straight up slayed

Holy fuck, Blake Griffin didn't miss a damn BEAT!!! Whoever wrote his jokes, goddamn you did good!!

@rickDArula

3 жыл бұрын

He does stand up on the side so I'm sure alot of it was his. He probably had some help with his set tho

@jaygee5874

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickDArula Every single person up there that isn’t a comedian have their jokes written by Comedy Central writers . I thought it was well known at this point. Seth Myers used to be one of those writers and I think Jeff Ross writes for the celebrities too .

@rickDArula

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaygee5874 yeah you're 100 percent right, but all i said was Blake does stand up comedy in his free time , so if anything some of those jokes were probably his and if anything he got help with joke structure delivery and flow and yes , alot of the writers help non comedians . Either way Comedy Central roasts are funny and we need another one soon.

@rickDArula

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaygee5874 Anthony Jesselnik and Whitney Cummings used to write for past roasts as well. I think Jesselnik wrote for Fallon too.

@obesus787

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickDArula Jeselnik literally never got anything into the final program on Fallon because his jokes were too dark. Just a fun fact.

Spade’s reaction to Peyton going after him is the highlight of this whole vid lmao

@JnH5492

3 жыл бұрын

He was so mad 😂

@anthonyzullo

3 жыл бұрын

He was not expecting to be handed like that lmao. Peyton manhandled him lol. After the 4th joke I was like ayo man Dave cant take much more lol

@TonyPerez816

2 жыл бұрын

Nooooooo Peyton... 😂

@ydh.1826

2 жыл бұрын

Got violated n couldn’t take the smoke.

"I'm sorry, you were so nice earlier" 😭

Peyton Manning walking up to the mic like "its time to fuck up everyone's day"

Peyton’s Jimmy Carr roast is one the only times I’ve ever seen someone come back at Jimmy

@bchishi8339

2 жыл бұрын

Greetings to a gunner in a random video..

@fezzik7619

2 жыл бұрын

Times? How many times?

@michaelv4871

Жыл бұрын

@@fezzik7619 3:33

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelv4871 I wasn’t asking for the time in the video when it happened genius. I was pointing out that he wrote “the only times” instead of “time”. If he hadn’t omitted “of” after “one” it would make sense, but he did so it’s a complete mess of a sentence.

Peyton manning and David spade are such a random collection of people

@donellmuniz590

3 жыл бұрын

Peyton is known as the funniest NFL player of all time. He belongs. Spade belongs. But Ann Coulter??

@michaelbrajkovich1999

3 жыл бұрын

@@donellmuniz590 honestly thank god she was on there because the jokes about her were straight fire

@Chimken_nunget

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbrajkovich1999 for every other roast it was all in good fun. When talking abt her, you can tell everyone genuinely hated her lmao

@johnkim1351

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chimken_nunget why does everybody hate her? Who is she?

@Chimken_nunget

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnkim1351 she’s a conservative talking head who has some very problematic views

Let's be real: Shaq's set is legendary.

@austinfull8941

3 жыл бұрын

tbf it was written for him, Blake does his own comedy.

@thedestroyer5794

3 жыл бұрын

@@austinfull8941 how do you know

@donalddodge2949

3 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget Shaq set up numerous roasts and they were pretty epic

@staticxflow

3 жыл бұрын

Payton’s was to my god lmfao

@spidernanu03

3 жыл бұрын

He did CP3 DIRTY DIRTY lmfao

David Spade seemed legitimately bothered by Peytons jokes 😂😂

@dirtyricksanchez4483

3 жыл бұрын

He was mad that peyton was funnier than him

@jamesroboyle

2 жыл бұрын

You could obviously tell he wasn’t very pleased to a point .

@SmoothCriminal12

2 жыл бұрын

Probably more bothered by the fact he's still living in Chris Farley's shadow for 27 years.

@baboost2994

Жыл бұрын

especially towards the end. he was steaming inside 😂

@georgeparker8198

Жыл бұрын

which is weird...sometimes these guys just have strange faces on roasts. I don't know if he was really upset...but he sure did a great job of looking like he was.

“Here in America getting Jimmy Car means you couldn’t get Russell Brand” dead AF 💀

@griffinlilly9751

2 жыл бұрын

@Jon Hesson haha I don’t think anyone likes james cordon, he’s pretty much universally hated. I believe people watch his content solely because americans are obsessed with the celebrities he has on.

“Five years ago, Soda Pop Curtis here tweeted I was done. Finished”. Peyton Manning was a little more than low-key pissed about that failed spoiler. Hahaha

ann coulter winning the kentucky derby-joke is epic!

@Nazar-gh1wp

2 жыл бұрын

Can u explain pls

@udbz7264

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nazar-gh1wp Kentucky Derby is a horse race

"Whatever disease you have, you can beat it" 😂😂😂

“I’m gonna give it to you straight, witch I knew is new to you” oh my😂😂

Blake’s the best one on here simply because he wrote his own material and it was genuinely good. None of the others did that.

@arithomspson2940

2 жыл бұрын

He did? That's pretty impressive!

@dewalt4594

2 жыл бұрын

There is no way he wrote his own stuff

@ShawnFX

2 жыл бұрын

@@dewalt4594 someone said Blake does stand up on the side so high chance he did wrote them by himself

@mikeolgo5532

2 жыл бұрын

None? Not even Jeff Ross or Nicky glasser

@fezzik7619

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShawnFX *write

Peyton needs to be a regular on these dang Roasts... Seriously. He’s hilarious

Blake Griffin is a real comedian, So funny!

Seeing how much the whole crowd respected Peyton almost brought tears to my eyes. Grew up in Indianapolis in the 90's and 2000's so Peyton was my QB. Love that guy.

Glazer trying so hard to contain her laugh after Peyton’s Ann Coulter joke is everything

Blake just killed The Jenner

Pete Davidson beat everyone in having fun tonight. He had more fun than the actual person getting roasted every single time

@samiw2164

2 жыл бұрын

He loves being made fun of. He jokes about everything in his life in his stand up and nothing is out of bounds. It is so healthy to be so ok with yourself. I don’t think I could handle how hard they came at him.

@cayjdesperado9936

2 жыл бұрын

Pete legit seems like the coolest dude ever. Like y'all could just smoke and roast each other all day long. He's a real one

Blake Griffin absolutely killed it! He was hilarious

I love Peyton Manning, but damn I forgot how much Blake killed his set!!🤣🤣🤣

If shaq was a cop arresting me i would be shitting bricks.

@Tonyhouse1168

Жыл бұрын

That’s why I keep a free throw line costume in my car when I’m in Miami…

"Dont give up kid! Whatever disease you have, you can beat it!" - I'm dead

No f*cking joke!! BLAKE GRIFFIN is my new hero!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The daddy issues joke was JUST SAVAGE 💀💀💀

Damn Shaq and Kevin Hart... that height difference got me

@TonyPerez816

2 жыл бұрын

You have to see the full roast where Hannibal looks at Shaq and Hart together and says "is this a roast? Or Tyler Perry's 'of mice and men'"? 😂

I thought Payton went hard, but Blake is the MAN. HE should have starred in Space Jam 2, not James, not Curry. Griffen is a good actor, and funny as hell.

@aznpikachu215

2 жыл бұрын

Blake Griffin: Who’d you expect, Elmer Fudd? Bugs Bunny: That joke again? Blake: Oh like you don’t say what’s up doc every day?

“Ya look like Nephew Jemimah” 💀💀💀

"Why you gotta bring jesus in your mess" got me rolling for 5 min

Kevin Hart introduces Shaq saying "LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE!!! that was a riot!! Peyton Manning definitely the man he can be very funny!!

Blake griffin could take a career in comedy. He really hits the right points in the jokes and his timing was better than half the Hollywood folks.

Peyton Manning was extremely hilarious. He handled himself like a champ.

The Russell brand line was 🔥🔥🔥

Ba-la-ke killed it!

Peyton still throwing heat 🔥

Blake was amazingly funny. Wow. Had me rolling on the floor.

Peyton Manning is on another level!!!! 😂 😂

When Kevin stood next to Shaq Kevin was probably thinking “Dad?” 😂

The one takeaway from this is, after Basketball, Blake Griffin needs to go on the road. Seriously. Good timing.

Blake Griffin .. whoaaaa that “Larry bird “ joke .. had me dying .. she looked devastated lol. … I know that hurt her feelings 😂😂😂😂😂.

Shaq is naturally the first person I think of when somebody says "athlete"

You can tell David spade was hurt by Peytons roast

Who wrote peytons set? That dad joke was roast battle quality

@willhelmbrightraven3429

3 жыл бұрын

Most likely Anthony Jeselnick, he's a writer for the show

@TeePowell

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. Lol

Damn Peyton throwing shots at Brady from retirement

It’s impressive the way Comedy Central keeps inventing new ways to recycle old material for new add revenue.

@brianbelknap4975

3 жыл бұрын

There’s mostly stuff I’ve seen but there’s definitely new content if you haven’t seen the full roasts

@alejandrorosales2863

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but they didn’t put any ads in this video

@IAmNotFamousAnymore

3 жыл бұрын

If it's not broke, don't fix it

@alexruiz7399

2 жыл бұрын

Ad*

caitlyn jenner and sara silverman take roasts like no body else its so impressive

Blake Griffin chose violence that night

Shaq took a moment to shoot at the Lakers 😭😂🤣

99% sure All of these guys had multiple Writers to do their material, That being said, All 3 absolutely killed on the delivery.Even if you have good jokes if you can't deliver them It might suck anyway

@gorffonsworpts2443

Жыл бұрын

Blake actually wrote his own set

Peyton’s Brady line was legendary 😂

Blake Griffin just straight up killed it man🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Griffin out here committing war crimes 😂

When Kevin Hart said „ready to mumble“, I expected Mike Tyson to come on.

Jimmy Carr is literally the funniest comedian ive ever seen.

Shaq been funny but Blake and what how he went in was epic

That tomorrow Brady joke slayed

This is the best roast video ive seen! So funny!!!

BRING these roasts BACK!! Classic Legendary RANTZZZ!!!

blake griffin took that personally

The Caitlyn lines by Blake were phenomenal

“And Martha Stewart’s Baby Daddy” I died laughing

Peyton and Blake are damn good Blake destroyed the Jenner's 🤣🤣🤣

Peytons Pete Davidson roast was top notch 😂☠️

Shaq absolutely annihilated. My guy! 😂

Woowwww I actually laughed throughout the whole video🤣🤣🤣

“Thank you Webster” 😂😂😂

Wherever Shaq goes, he mentions his rings.

It was even more awesome seeing you do it backstage to a vending machine at ate your dollar!😂🤣

Blake Griffin is a menace and he must be stopped 💀😭

Pete taking jokes is actually my favorite thing 😂😂

Lol it's funny because at 10:45 I think blake griffin truly meant he was sorry 🤣🤣🤣

Of course Peyton gets a standing ovation. What a legend

Alec Baldwin's hardest things in life list has a new addition, it has in fact shot up to the top of the list

@aa7115

2 жыл бұрын

I had to get it out sorry

Blake Griffin comin' in with the foyah🔥

Blake killed it

When Shaq got out of that chair GAAAAW DAAAAAM!

Interactions I've never thought would see: Peyton Manning joking about Jimmy Carr

I now listen to Peyton Manning and want to hear about Peytonville...

@ducekong7878

3 жыл бұрын

😆

All of these are hilarious

4:13 he was really happy with the joke! He genuinely is a very nice person

Pete Davidson has the absolutely best reactions when someone says something funny. Love that guy.

This is awesome

You know they had to make a special helmet for manning 🥚 head😂😂😂

Blake really killed that!🤣🤣🤧

I have to say whoever wrote that for Blake Griffin did a phenomenal job ....I give Blake his credit he delivered it right and pulled it off

@SmoothCriminal12

2 жыл бұрын

Given Blake has been known for comedy stuff for a while, he probably wrote a majority of his jokes.

The nation wide pun was a gem

petyon was shooting RPG's 😂😂😂

Payton didn't miss a single shot

😂😂😂 I love Shaq

Funny...Loved it....

I think David was actually like lowkey pissed

@gregorydavis4742

3 жыл бұрын

Payton took it a little too far.