"because no one will ever believe you" is still the best opening ever for me

@dreamybombstudios724

4 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhhh

@blkprez7909

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@gut9941

4 жыл бұрын

"He's in a fightclub" xD

@elstonngunn4193

4 жыл бұрын

Nah the backstreet boys cold open was the best

@manuelgibbons5903

4 жыл бұрын

@@elstonngunn4193 you aint lie😂😂😂

Holt saying "Marshed Mellow" instead of marshmellow is the most Holt thing ever.

@freebornfloor1600

3 жыл бұрын

*mallow marshmallow

@dinodino3866

3 жыл бұрын

@@freebornfloor1600 really?

@freebornfloor1600

3 жыл бұрын

@@dinodino3866 it's what Captain Holt would have wanted.

@fishinspacey

3 жыл бұрын

@@dinodino3866 as much as i hate people who correct someone’s grammar/spelling.. it IS what holt would have wanted.

@Pr4Hypertrophy

3 жыл бұрын

@@freebornfloor1600 I happily agree with you and loved it completely but Holt did not use contractions 😉 bahahaha

"BULLSEYE" "BOOYAAH" "babushka" "BABUSHKAAAAAA"

@GourishBalgi

3 жыл бұрын

Cawabanga

@yashmitasipani4306

3 жыл бұрын

One of my fav lines man aaah

@lordprince2k94

3 жыл бұрын

BOOYAKASHAAAA

@Minimish28

3 жыл бұрын

Grandma!

@virtuosokokoro9835

2 жыл бұрын

*Flashbacks to Among Us*

"Weast infection" will always be one of my favourites. I could literally watch the stifled laughter from Charles and the straight face from Jake forever.

@cailloufan97

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@aerocker41

2 жыл бұрын

@@cailloufan97 weast sounds like yeast. Like yeast infection.

@cailloufan97

2 жыл бұрын

@@aerocker41 I know but why is it so funny?

@dimidrugg9592

2 жыл бұрын

@@cailloufan97 It isn't. That's the point.

@DeliriousSquid

2 жыл бұрын

@@cailloufan97 It's not really funny, hence Jake's face. But that's the funny part, is seeing Jake's stoic reaction and Charles trying to stifle his laughter only to say "LIKE YEAST" It's a funny scene is all, one of the best cold opens imo.

"why are you telling me this" "Because no one. . .will ever believe you"

@availanila

4 жыл бұрын

That was gold

@mikeshogunlee

4 жыл бұрын

Jason: *Reals back in horror* Jigsaw Killer:"....wow, Wow, calm down buddy!" Joker: "Have some compassion for the guy!"

@bc10599

4 жыл бұрын

Caleb Byrnes time stamp plz

@mariamgomaa1242

4 жыл бұрын

Jake: Why are you telling me this? Me, a Hamilton fan: *Im BeInG hOnEsT, I’m WoRkIng wItH a ThIrD oF oUr CoNgResS hAs PrOmIsEd*

@audeamus7388

4 жыл бұрын

yes, we watched the video too. thanks.

“why are you telling me this?” “because no one will ever believe you” the most evil line in the whole show, change my mind

@minecraftgamer2474

3 жыл бұрын

"You sick son of a b$tch...." Favorite part of the whole video

@electric.nachos

3 жыл бұрын

They way he backs away always gets me. So slick.

@Hekateras

3 жыл бұрын

It's even better because it's towards the end of season 1, the season that's all about Holt's introduction and his clash with Jake. Him pranking Jake in this way shows he's getting on his level and integrating into the team.

@leonidas9808

3 жыл бұрын

When holt et jake are in Florida and holt works at the playzone ''Carly will be the first to go'' Priceless scene, Holt have the best delivery i've ever seen

@minestar3D

3 жыл бұрын

idk i feel like when kevin told jake he'd stick knitting needles into his eyes that was pretty up there

"well then why am I bleeding?" "I DON'T KNOW HITCHCOCK" this show is my favorite for a reason

@annakareninacamara6580

2 жыл бұрын

I love that 1- he was bit by a human being 2- it probably happened at home and he just didn't bother to patch it up/change clothes The more I think about it, the funnier it gets

@lovis1188

4 ай бұрын

​@@annakareninacamara6580it was his son in law, meaning an adult

There should be a spin off series of young Hitchcock and Scully.

@Shimeih

3 жыл бұрын

I would do really bad things for us to have that

@user-ie1cq3bc5j

3 жыл бұрын

and young holt and maybe Terry

@person-vx9wl

3 жыл бұрын

And one of Jake and Gina growing up together

@rubentorres461

2 жыл бұрын

@@person-vx9wl yes a thousand times yes

@zbaksh101

2 жыл бұрын

We might finally learn the truth about Detective Daniels ;).

Im so glad brooklyn99 didnt add the background laughing to the show

@carolmarques6895

3 жыл бұрын

right? i think it's so much funnier when there isn't any

@jp4431

3 жыл бұрын

Oftentimes when the laugh track comes on and I don't laugh, I wonder if it's my sense of humor that's the problem or the bar is set way too low

@axoquatic9133

3 жыл бұрын

@@jp4431 th bar is just set to low

@kurtis_conner1

3 жыл бұрын

One more like and 500 likes to ur comment.

@Hayanomie

3 жыл бұрын

@@jp4431 nah it's literally the director being like "this is a funny, laugh or ur stoopid" even if it's a terrible joke you will still hear the audience convulsing

"Santiago, you will tell us and you will tell us NOW!" "...There's a problem at bank." "HOT DAMM!"

@PokerPlayerJames

4 жыл бұрын

In hindsight, it's a great way to foreshadow Holt's gambling problem.

@skittlezkawaii5604

3 жыл бұрын

PokerPlayerJames Nah man, that line was improvised, thats why it cuts away super quickly after he yells. Everyone broke character.

@PokerPlayerJames

3 жыл бұрын

@@skittlezkawaii5604 Hence the word "Hindsight". 🙄

@StepupMoose

3 жыл бұрын

4:03 you can see see Rosa already breaking

@DaeDaeDotNet

3 жыл бұрын

HILARIOUS😂😭

I can never listen to 'I Want It That Way' without singing 'now number 5' myself now.

@rizkyantonio7414

2 жыл бұрын

Will u say "Chills, literal chills" too after the reff?

Love how Jake and Amy are married and live with each other and Jake still manages to be late lol

@justjoannak

4 жыл бұрын

That cold open was before they got together

@andrealombardo1241

4 жыл бұрын

@@justjoannak no, it was in season 6, they were already married

@Juliana-tf7zh

4 жыл бұрын

Andrea Lombardo Actually season 2 episode 6, in 3:32 so they weren’t even dating yet.

@patrickcorby1423

4 жыл бұрын

@@Juliana-tf7zh msufan's talking about 12:58 where Jake is late, not 3:32 where Amy is late.

@mns2137

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Corby I thought it’s bc Amy got a promotion and is managing some younger guys so she comes in earlier

The zooms during the Diane Weist infection open is cinematic perfection.

@youknowyunhothough1568

4 жыл бұрын

my favourite one definitely

@chadrific

4 жыл бұрын

it's *chef's kiss

@juliacorreal

4 жыл бұрын

I never understood the Diana Weist one. Would someone mind explaining?

@jilliancoleman9670

4 жыл бұрын

@@juliacorreal Diane weist plays the main character in bullets over Broadway (the thing boyle was watching over the weekend) and he was trying to be funny by making it into a pun but Jake wouldn't let him have it which is why he ended up saying "LIKE YEAST!"

@karinpt

4 жыл бұрын

LIKE YEAST

Jake : Moves the podium by half inch Holt : You're crazy!!! How did you pull this off???😂😂😂

@Mugruncher

Жыл бұрын

I love that one it’s so wholesome

One of the best parts of this show is the Cold Opens, never disappoints.

The guy who plays Holt deserves an Emmy I swear😂

@crm1301

4 жыл бұрын

he’s been nominated three times but he’s never won 😂 😭

@justinbenning2428

4 жыл бұрын

Andre Braugher has won 2 Emmys actually. 1998 for Homicide: Life on the Street and 2006 for Thief. Side note Thief was a great show that unfortunately FX cancelled after 1 season.

@philipsangalang5077

4 жыл бұрын

He was amazing in Duets as well. Guy has huge range

@katemartin941

4 жыл бұрын

This was Andre's first comedy act. Before this he went to Juilliard and had lots of serious roles.

@insertclevername4123

4 жыл бұрын

@@philipsangalang5077 He's a funny case--he's won numerous awards and it seems like he's almost always doing something and getting recognized for it, but I always think, "Why isn't he bigger?"

The Backstreet Boys song opening has its own fandom and we all know that

@nicolassagrillo1442

4 жыл бұрын

Literally the only reason i know the song. If i ever hear it without the "now number five" ill be so confused

@UmaDevi-ez4qr

4 жыл бұрын

I literally cannot hear the original without “now number 5” anymore

@thefelix420420

4 жыл бұрын

i started watch because i saw that opening on 9gag once upon a time.

@acundo8888

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah i dont even like that episode, i just watch it for the opening

@elliebowden5155

4 жыл бұрын

this is literally so true

4:03 Captain Holt is the funniest guy. He made even hard boiled Rosa to crack

@dimidrugg9592

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps it was Stephanie, not Rosa.

12:24 Literally every word spoken (apart from the 3 spoken by Terry) in this scene starts with the letter B

@kyriakimichael2180

2 жыл бұрын

I never noticed omg

@kamalsaucier

2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too!

@pohorex6834

2 жыл бұрын

There was also “AHHHHHH”

@AlphaSeagull

2 жыл бұрын

@@pohorex6834 actually if you listen close it's "BAHHHHH" so this was absolutely intentional

@princewembo8905

2 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

Jake: “Wait where are my eggs?” Holt: “In my BELLY!”

@remychase

4 жыл бұрын

NOW GET A MOVE ON!!! It’s heist time.

@isabellabuchanan5869

4 жыл бұрын

@@remychase I love HALLOWEEN!

@aidensguitartricks5440

4 жыл бұрын

@@isabellabuchanan5869 *intro music plays*

@allyc5945

4 жыл бұрын

I’m just really mad I can hear their voices 😂

@mysterynerd3591

4 жыл бұрын

AH

We really need to appreciate how the actors who played young Htchcock and Scully have the same delivery and accent

@cokguzeladam

4 жыл бұрын

True

@qabio

4 жыл бұрын

Young scully actually played young auqaman on smallville and hawk on titans

@thomasbliss8485

4 жыл бұрын

Blue mountain state Tad lol

@Shermy203

4 жыл бұрын

@@thomasbliss8485 his real name is Kevin though, just don't tell anyone or he'll beat you up

@walmterdog941

4 жыл бұрын

trueeee!

plot twist: Kelly was Scully’s ex and he named his dog after her.

@toppy4525

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it’s both his wife and his dog 😂

@tobi3532

3 жыл бұрын

Uh huh after watching season 7. I see you 😂😂😂

@vanshikaatrevadia2093

2 жыл бұрын

That explains everything Or that he often forgets his wife's name And hence named it after dog 😂

The Backstreet Boys cold open is the reason why I'm terribly addicted to this TV show

What if Captain Holt overheard them doing the Holt-off impression and decided to do Boyle's impression of him just to mess with them, Jake especially.

@elliotlucassimmons5138

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly that's what I thought happened, and it made it that much funnier to me XD

@ryugalaw

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's funnier if that was his genuine reaction

@DrZaius3141

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think so. You see, everyone injects a bit of themselves into their impressions: Terry: gluten/healthiness of food, Rosa: sweetness, Gina: looks, Jake: not being liked. Boyle on the other hand shows true empathy. He cares about people which is why he gets them.

@Kellystella97

4 жыл бұрын

I see him do so

@l8head145

4 жыл бұрын

@@shyguy9302 you mean game theory!

"My hands are covered in butter from making butter." Classic.

@TommyBoy8771

4 жыл бұрын

I love how no one questions this🤣

@fangirlfortheages5940

4 жыл бұрын

My absolute favorite line. Possibly in the entire series

@allyli1718

3 жыл бұрын

He even dreams about butter, which makes it better

@cockballsmonkeysex8413

3 жыл бұрын

we love an umbrella academy and a brooklyn 99 fan

@hyperion9793

3 жыл бұрын

I never understood why this one was so outlandish. I make butter too? Ig it's weird that he didn't clean up before getting to work.

I love it when some actors just own the roles so much...Holt's casting is so spot on

10:20 You can literally see her heart break when she recognizes the murderer. This scene is SO good omg

In season 7 they confirm that Kelly is both his dog AND wife, they are separate people, but both named Kelly

@maevemallory2122

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks!!

@teddypicker077

4 жыл бұрын

Maeve Mallory np!

@juliusmorcilla6705

3 жыл бұрын

Then we still don't know which Kelly he is talking about in that episode hahaha XD

@YoyIeCake

3 жыл бұрын

But which Kelly was he talking about

@Hello-qg4yk

3 жыл бұрын

@@YoyIeCake we might never know

How did Holt's character end up being the funniest

@Red-hc3if

4 жыл бұрын

Simple, he is the dad of the group, if he ain't funny while being serious or creative about it, he ain't being a dad.

@ukkimeepeatswaffles2493

4 жыл бұрын

@@Red-hc3if I have to add that his seriousness adds a lot of hilarity to his jokes. Props to Andre Braugher for that too.

@MacMyKitty

4 жыл бұрын

He is the creed of B911

@brookebaker1347

4 жыл бұрын

deadpan drama

@randomness5281

4 жыл бұрын

@@MacMyKitty creed Bratton is creed Bratton

"Tell me why Ain't nothing but a mistake" "NOW NUMBER FIVE" iconic

Rosa's smile at 4:04 is so pure OMG

I'm so glad they actually captioned which episode each one is from.

@weasel4674

5 жыл бұрын

ruchusk same, I’m not all caught up yet, so I could skip ones if needed

@lilcave2716

5 жыл бұрын

What's the meaning of "Cold Open"

@weasel4674

5 жыл бұрын

JCProyect the little scenes before the theme song

@victoryteamtv

5 жыл бұрын

Best cold open of all time is THE FULL BULLPEN

@thelonesculler

4 жыл бұрын

@@victoryteamtv Either that or Backstreet Boys

It should be a crime that Brooklyn 99 wasn't nominated for any Emmys this year

@bluestwhale5876

5 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who sees the irony in that?

@zerbxrt9883

5 жыл бұрын

@@bluestwhale5876 I think 323 people see the irony in that comment

@sillygoose635

5 жыл бұрын

It should be treason for Fox to get rid of the show for lower tier garbage like Last Man Standing.

@jd2192

5 жыл бұрын

Game of Thrones was :|

@Jocelyn12700

5 жыл бұрын

Stevie yes but thank god for nbc. I feel nbc was the 99’s true home since the beginning, seeing as that’s where most of mike schur’s shows are

honestly i have not laughed harder in my life than i did at 'diane weist infection' the looks on their faces had me dead

11:30 was the biggest twist... EVER

The world deserves an Hitchcock and Young Scully spin-off.

@abc6568

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@elroysworldFR

4 жыл бұрын

A young hitchcock and scully spin-off, in which the old hitchcock and scully begin each episode by recanting stories of cases past!!! It could be epically hilarious!!

@isabellabuchanan5869

4 жыл бұрын

Surely but Andy sandberg would have to be a producer still

@elroysworldFR

4 жыл бұрын

@M E X I C A N S A T A N didn't even think of Gina.. imagine the show title.. I'm seeing either "Life With Linetti" or "Living 💯"

@elstonngunn4193

4 жыл бұрын

@M E X I C A N S A T A N nah Rosa's wouldn't be interesting shes too one note Gina would be great, and holt is basically a main after Jake

"so we're all fine?" "Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep yep yep yep yep yepyepyepyepyep"

@UtamagUta

4 жыл бұрын

It's amazing how they managed to go throught this scene in straight face 🤣

@tashalove9498

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep yep yep.

@owenmaleski2203

4 жыл бұрын

Tell me I wasn't the only one who thought of the Sesame Street martians when they said that

@diablomdq1985

3 жыл бұрын

Cool cool cool co cocococo cool

@connorhayes7336

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s go Abed

"I Want it that Way" will always be the absolute funniest scene in the history of television.

I could literally just watch this show for the cold opens and still be entertained

Anyone else wishes they could forget the entire show to watch all over again?

@saanvi5113

3 жыл бұрын

Yes me

@Shsy7573

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely every day

@thenotoriousc.h.a.s.e

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@blkprez7909

3 жыл бұрын

yep need to wait long enough to forget

@dogsauce5653

3 жыл бұрын

i don't need to forget to show to re watch it, i just re watch it for fun

how tf did andy and joe keep a straight face during the diane weist scene

@joelmole3157

4 жыл бұрын

Lima Given the way it was cut, I don’t think they did

@D_U_N_E

4 жыл бұрын

Best part is how they stare each other down, one in anger, the other is complete amusement.

@sienna8081

4 жыл бұрын

I could see jo about to break character by the he was touching his lips and also I would love to see bloopers to this

@samliska3664

4 жыл бұрын

Well, they got paid for it.

@thecanuck1234567

4 жыл бұрын

Probably about 30 takes

“my hands are covered in butter from making butter” is an exceptional one liner

i love how jake makes up games and stuff and everyone just rolls with it

@alchemist0019

Жыл бұрын

Of course they would the games are great. Sure if it was anyone else they would be annoyed and dislike him but he is good enough at his job that it doesn't affect anyone else's job. I mean how can you hate a guy for messing around a lot when he's able to help you solve your "unsolvable" case WHILE messing around (and sometimes because he's messing around).

I love that last one. Especially after the opening credits where he's on the phone with Kevin and says "they moved it a full half inch. I'll tell you the entire story tonight." As if that wasn't already the whole story.

@rosie6976

5 жыл бұрын

Tony Blake YES MY FAVE

@nesoinel

5 жыл бұрын

And full half lmao this is so clever

@fele09

5 жыл бұрын

Holt is the best

@paulheenan9098

5 жыл бұрын

Knowing Holt, he would go into extreme detail about parking his car and coming up the elevator.

@seanswift1072

5 жыл бұрын

and how he asks how did you pull this off when it's pretty obvious how it went down

Yes Kevin they moved it half an inch.

@shinyagumon7015

4 жыл бұрын

Funniest Stuff I have ever seen

@felipox17

4 жыл бұрын

A FULL half an inch LOL

@ahaanbohra5334

4 жыл бұрын

I was DYING KEVIN DYYYYINNGGG!!!!!

@s33521

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@matthewroberts5530

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahaanbohra5334 Kevin I was laughing quite vigorously in fact

12:20 "Bottles. Boyle. Bullpen. B-b-b-b-b Bottles, Boyle, Bullpen, Bowling. Behold, Brooklyn Buddies! Boyle Bullpen Bottle Bowling." "Beautiful." "Be Brave Bro, Be Brave. Bowl!!" "Baaaaaaaaah!" "BAM!" "Bullseye!" "Booyah!" "Babooshkaaa!" "Babooshkaaa!!"

@chiraglunagaria4597

3 жыл бұрын

🤯🤯🤯

@TslilTapiro

3 жыл бұрын

i'm willing to bet one of the writers woke up at 3 AM just to come up with this idea write it down and go to sleep

@deepakv5705

3 жыл бұрын

@@TslilTapiro and were having a terrible hangover.

@Tkieron

3 жыл бұрын

The look on Rosa's face after the lady screams "Babushka!" and before everyone yells it makes me crack up more than anything.

@isabelluiza7659

3 жыл бұрын

wow this is wonderful--

12:25 "Bottles, Boyle, Bullpen... (and so on)" has the same energy as "BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA"

@pankuj4268

3 жыл бұрын

Identity theft is not a joke, jim. 🤕

@annakareninacamara6580

2 жыл бұрын

yasss! Was looking for this comment! Also how did they manage to put so many words starting with 'b' together?

The guy smiling right at Jake after Holt stopped dancing was soooo funny

@Ana.Garcia.

3 жыл бұрын

It's my favourite part!

I will never forgive you for making Young Hitchcock and Young Scully hot.

@cubrakadabra

5 жыл бұрын

And not making a spinoff series based on them, they are awesome

@williamhare3528

4 жыл бұрын

And competent

@evildeathcuddles886

4 жыл бұрын

And Hitchcock was on survivor season 22

@echothemyth3160

4 жыл бұрын

Right??

@thejohnson2328

4 жыл бұрын

That's Thad castle!!!!

no one: charles: LiKe yEaSt

@lofi5787

4 жыл бұрын

This one is my absolute favourite!!!:D

@unknownuser4060

4 жыл бұрын

LIkE yEaSt** first letter has to be lower case except when i comes after L

@emmaray6215

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think Boyle broke Jake with that one

@lazulidrawzalot0616

4 жыл бұрын

I could not BREATHE

@obedbv1

4 жыл бұрын

Somebody care to explain, never understood the joke. None native speaking english

You could tell it was number 5. Mans sang with his heart and SOUL

When young Scully and Hitchcock were so "alert" and "job doing" 😂💛

"YOURE CRAZY?! HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF?!?!" will be my favorite foreverrrr

@Indigo842

3 жыл бұрын

Id add the scene he calls Kevin afterwards to tell him all about it :))

@ichirovalenzuelamontes4627

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, Kevin, they moved it a full half inch. I'll tell you the entire story tonight. I love you as well. Goodbye

@bagel8343

2 жыл бұрын

nice pfp

@Network-yp8de

2 жыл бұрын

@@bagel8343 i like urs too

@princewembo8905

2 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

B99 has literally the best cold opens

@SGeeeDubb

5 жыл бұрын

Better than SNL.

@Arkatox

5 жыл бұрын

The Office is really the only other show I've seen with cold opens as good as B99.

@NickTheKangaroo

5 жыл бұрын

iamcoolerthanyou hehe you can’t forget the office

@swancorewhore

5 жыл бұрын

Tied with the office

@GLBizzie

5 жыл бұрын

Arkatox i would say Malcolm in the middle had amazing ones aswell

I’ll NEVER get over the “I want it that way” opening🥺❤️ CHILLS! LITERAL CHILL!!

@Khan-yk3yu

2 жыл бұрын

Ahan same.🖤

"Maybe she fell into another dimensions where she's interesting", the greatest burn ever.

Andre Baugher deserves everything for being able to keep a straight face through the show

@racharacha1643

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@maldbartin7263

3 жыл бұрын

Who did he play lol

@kaiserrat70

3 жыл бұрын

@@maldbartin7263 Holt

@maldbartin7263

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaiserrat70 thanks

@noor-rx1ij

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently he came from the drama world, this was his first endeavour into comedy and I think that made it even better. Hats off to Andre.

9:43 Number 1: Killed that chin beard Number 2: Killed that hair Number 3: Killed that voice Number 4: Killed those looks Number 5: Killed her brother

@vizelleG

4 жыл бұрын

Yassss

@estelleboo

4 жыл бұрын

Ok but number 3’s looks and voice AND he didn’t kill the brother 😍

@MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE

4 жыл бұрын

Estelle Boo right lmao..it was a plus sign he didn’t kill the brother

@mainmanlobo_

4 жыл бұрын

You killed the copy paste

@Bitmap90

4 жыл бұрын

5 was the most passionate while singing it, that was the tip-off

I love how Stephanie Beatriz is genuinely smiling in a lot of takes when she's not the main on that shot. She's basically breaking character and her smile is worth much more than the value of any episode.

Who is here after the announcement that season 8 will be the last with just 10 episodes? 😭😭😭 Nine -Nine forever.

I doubt anything will ever beat the ‘I want it that way’ cold open. Every second of it, including all 5 perps and the woman identifying the perp were perfectly cast and Jake’s expressions were just amazing. Apart from that, the Hoola hooping one, the full bullpen, and the high 5 one are also memorable off the top of my head. The cold opens are a B99 speciality.

@saloni.sharma

5 жыл бұрын

Chills, literally Chills..

@ina8099

5 жыл бұрын

I also like the Halloween one with Amy and Jake competing over who is more ready for the heist with Holt sitting by their bed in their bedroom.

@leilanyx

5 жыл бұрын

ok but the four other perps should totally ditch the life of crime and start a boyband or smth.

@saulehsaadat8814

5 жыл бұрын

Just wish they had cast the backstreet boys for that particular cold open.

@VDV639

5 жыл бұрын

I adore how all five guys just happen to know the lyrics.

“Why is my phone always dead? I paid $13 for it.” I’ve been there, man.

@isabellabuchanan5869

4 жыл бұрын

Gary Cooper read this just as he said it😂😂

@unagi7143

3 жыл бұрын

my hands are all buttery from making butter

“Boyle says boom” is thee greatest cold open ever!

@portiacliffin1459

Жыл бұрын

That is one of my all time favourite cold opens

When Holt shows up while Jake and Amy are in bed i just can’t 🤣 I’m dead 💀

“Like yeast!” 😂 always my favorite

@iyamiks04

5 жыл бұрын

can u explain what it means

@santisiso1359

5 жыл бұрын

@@iyamiks04 Boyle says he has a Dianne Weist infection, as a pun for yeast infection

@bugthebeloved

5 жыл бұрын

Where is it in the video

@santisiso1359

5 жыл бұрын

@@bugthebeloved 6:04

@bugthebeloved

5 жыл бұрын

6:03?

The last one had me dying. "yOu gUys ArE CrAzY!!!!"

@eveenicole3465

4 жыл бұрын

I came here for this comment 😂

@bhavikag2911

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao me too 💀

@shayanmandal1270

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@natalyasquiggle

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah😂😂

@katherine7252

3 жыл бұрын

I was dying, Kevin, *dying*.

the stare between Jake and Boyle at 6:15 lmao

@sbrock657

3 жыл бұрын

How Andy didn’t break is beyond me. I guess all those years in SNL prepped him lmao

Bro, “how did you pull this off” Killed me

I love seeing Rosa smile in the background when something goes down

@jodie3950

4 жыл бұрын

Her smile is always so vicious, just like her character

@moonoftheblood

3 жыл бұрын

Yo I was 666th like pog

“You’re CRAZY, HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF” 🤣🤣🤣 I’m crying

@jhobebvillasor5936

4 жыл бұрын

this is my favorite

@longlivethebook5877

4 жыл бұрын

@@jhobebvillasor5936 me too!!!

@Shantanushetty33

4 жыл бұрын

I was just scrolling and hoping someone would appreciate this cold open.

@TomBob88

4 жыл бұрын

It's even better that after the opening Holt is on the phone to Kevin telling him about it.. before he starts the meeting.

13:40 Holt really nails that Pete Townshend windmill strum!

"Maybe she fell into another dimension where she's interesting" my god, gina makes me cackle

Re-watching these, Rosa is actually smiling often when she's the background character

@Andjelka99

5 жыл бұрын

Breaking character in obviously hahaha

@winniemaereact1391

5 жыл бұрын

I think she’s smiling as often when she’s on screen! That faint smile is very often there when someone is embarrassing themselves or that she finds something funny

@rtozier2011

5 жыл бұрын

When nobody's looking at her.

@clayongunzelle9555

4 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that too she can't keep it together when holt is doing his thing and I can understand that

@p.z.arnott2329

4 жыл бұрын

I always notice since watching

Can you imagine if the office and Brooklyn 99 had a crossover? I could just see Dwight applying to become a detective here and just seeing how he would react with the rest of detectives.

did anyone see Amy's face as she chants "Boyle Boyle" at when both Charles was dreaming about Jake being back? it's hilarious

"I want it that way" "Whoo chills, literal chills." "It was number five, number 5 killed my brother" "OhmygodIforgotaboutthatpart"

@dudeudontknow341

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the best one of the entire show imo

@cashyup

3 жыл бұрын

That one was gold

@hafizimranYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@dudeudontknow341 Agreed. Second best for me is the Dianne Wiest infection.

@dogsauce5653

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite cold opening, that and diane weast infection

@harrysmith1719

2 жыл бұрын

Best part or Brooklyn 99

"Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar." For some reason, I love the dramatic way Jake says that. Hhahahahahhaha Also I love how Amy says she's 77 seconds late.

@masterslayerable

4 жыл бұрын

70

6:12 Don't know how the 2 actors managed to control laughter for such a long time 😂

Holt and Boyle have the best one liners. They always have me in stitches

The way captain holt said “in my belly” was so funny and intimidating i couldnt even stop laughing.

The Backstreet Boys opening is what made me start watching the show.

@rainaluthfia5663

4 жыл бұрын

Omg same

@tejs5056

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@hs-io3fi

3 жыл бұрын

Samezies!!

@patience3808

3 жыл бұрын

sameeee and I waited for that episode since season 1😂

@yashiaggarwal4816

3 жыл бұрын

Samesies

Young Scully decking Costas boy at 11:06 has me wanting more of these bad boys backstory

I just realized if Amy and Jake used the same car to get to work everyday, that means he would finally be on time for work.

Holt acts all straight edge and by the book, but in actuality, when it comes to Wuntch, he’s the most childish of the whole crew. 😂. I love that show.

12:10 This part will always be my favorite.

I love the awkward silence as jake is contemplating why he is friends with Boyle when he tells jake he got a Diane weast infection

“These are the Davidson’s. They want to know what happened to their missing grandmother...?” “... _I have some deeply tragic news for you._ “

@syabilaazri7834

4 жыл бұрын

Now that a sad Thankgiving for that family. My guess is that their grandmother got kidnaped and kill with the body found at the park

@smeni9495

3 жыл бұрын

*gobble gobble*

“Behold Brooklyn Buddies! Boyle Bullpen, Bottle Bowling.” “Beautiful.” “Be Brave, Bro.”

@KyleRayner12

4 жыл бұрын

Bam!

@aaronbruce5568

4 жыл бұрын

@@KyleRayner12 Bulls-eye!

@grimreaper2680

4 жыл бұрын

BABUSHAKAAAAAA

@jackjohncomics6145

4 жыл бұрын

*awkward* *silence* BABUSHKAAAAAA!

@kenjibarry8631

4 жыл бұрын

BABUSHKAAAAA

6:16 that blank-faced pause was everything.

“We went to her baby show last week” “Okay then why am I bleeding?”

Holt: I’m already on my second cup Rosa: This is my third Jake: _silence_

@thebumblebeaa2152

4 жыл бұрын

R & C Gaming it was 683633638th cup

@galymzhankyrykbaev2976

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

this show needs the same amount of recognition as Game of Thrones period

@vitordebruim8634

5 жыл бұрын

I prefer as it is. Remember what happened to Got? A crazy meltdown. Sometimes popularity can kill a show. BBT for example. I found this show last month and love it dont want it ruined

@mannyvides8510

5 жыл бұрын

@@vitordebruim8634 what's BBT?

@godens34

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it deserves even more, there's almost no pressure build up to something that can't possibly be lived up to, each episode is its own satisfying experience because it makes me laugh or at least entertained

@fernandaelx7094

5 жыл бұрын

@@vitordebruim8634 touché. But they need more audiences tho or else they'd get cancelled.

@vitordebruim8634

5 жыл бұрын

@@fernandaelx7094 oh dont say that. I read an article they got cancelled by fox if Im not mistaken then renewed. I mean. Whats to dislike this series? Pure clean comedy and family friendly. Halloween episodes are my favorite so far s2

The fact that Hitchcock and Scully were badasses is one of the most golden reveals ever.

"Yep yep yep yep yep" and "Babussshhhkkkkaaaaaaaa" are literally the best openings ever XD

Captain Holt does these things to Jake on purpose lmao

@DaveH82

5 жыл бұрын

To make Jake better.

@Kaxology

4 жыл бұрын

It also shows that he has became less strict and more open to the crew. He is always more fond of Jake than anybody but he doesn't make it too obvious.

@wopfedrawofura5752

4 жыл бұрын

Just some good old dad-son teasing

@danieldaw1778

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao, "I will break you" followed up by trolling Jake in the way he knows it will hurt the most.

“Why is my phone always dead? I paid thirteen dollars for it!” Such an underrated line

The Sculley + Hitchcock 80's flashback was _INSANE_ 🤘⚡

Where was Charles’ oldest “collar” opening?! Andy Samberg was genuinely laughing in that one!!

@arkansasamber5965

2 жыл бұрын

Totally agree! My favorite one other than the BSB line up.

BOYLE BOYLE BOYLE “ I TOLD YOU TO NEVER WAKE ME UP”😂

@hemzamjidila2651

4 жыл бұрын

i almost died from laughing

"why are you telling me this?" - "because no one will ever believe you" 😂😂😂😂