That black woman in the cafe! Awww, that really made her day!!

@peterpretzington9669

4 жыл бұрын

The guy had black hands???

@luisarcelay5016

4 жыл бұрын

@@peterpretzington9669 Uhhhh, no.

@typacsk

4 жыл бұрын

That part had me cry-laughing.

@B01

3 жыл бұрын

Made mine too! So wholesome

I died when he opened that door and told bruh to come on to freedom....hilarious

@dannyezechukwu1175

2 жыл бұрын

Likewise 😂

This man is a black national treasure.

@TheSuzberry

5 жыл бұрын

Carlton Banks ... he’s a National Treasure. Period.

@audybharksuwana2041

5 жыл бұрын

Screw you guys, he's World Heritage level :P

@gaslitworldf.melissab2897

5 жыл бұрын

No he's a comedy treasure to the USA.

@lynnwilhoite6194

5 жыл бұрын

He is a Comedic National Treasure who happens to be black!

@jackiemontrose1279

5 жыл бұрын

Suzanne Berry no one asked

"Because Guns make people safe! That's why we didnt bring them today!" - this will go down in history as the best thing that ever happened. Period.

@hazukichanx408

5 жыл бұрын

It's almost as if some tiny part of them, and their organizers, actually *knows* it doesn't make sense for everyone to have a gun... and they just all keep pretending because it's the done thing in their sub-culture of gun enthusiasts. Which is as sad as all those kids spending their youth pretending they're just like each other and then having identity crises around age 20-something when they realize they forgot to develop a personality of their own. =_=;;;

@MojoBonzo

5 жыл бұрын

@@hazukichanx408 tbf though its one thing to support gun ownership, and its another to open carry...

@badumpsh2044

5 жыл бұрын

Calm down black people aren't that important

@badumpsh2044

5 жыл бұрын

They're treated better than mexicans

@JoaoSantos-lv4rc

5 жыл бұрын

It took nerve. It was a total Borat move.

"I'm talkin' about the ones with a roof." Damn, that's what I call a punchline - I'm DYING here! 🤣🤣🤣

@couldbahappychic1217

4 жыл бұрын

That was harsh and funny

"That's between you and your white Jesus" Omfg hahahaha! Brilliant!

@ragantate3995

3 жыл бұрын

😅

When that guy actually bought the two ladies coffee 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏 I wish I had been there! I love coffee too!😂😂😂

@Garibaldirojo

2 жыл бұрын

You didnt miss out! Tomorrow you can just guilt anyone into buying you coffee to compensate for what their ancestors did to yours. Change your ethinicity everyday and you will never pay for coffee again!

@harshkumarf4379

Жыл бұрын

@@Garibaldirojo what would white people use to get a coffee ??

@Garibaldirojo

Жыл бұрын

@@harshkumarf4379 white-skinned encompasses a ridiculous amount of cultures and geography so white on white injustice and oppression doesn’t count? Tell that to polish families ripped apart by nazis and Russians over the last century for example. That Russian barista in Oakland’s ancestors owe his customer’s polish ancestors the country of Columbia not just a coffee

Roy Wood Jr is a national treasure

@jude2378

5 жыл бұрын

yes, he is!!!

@truthseekeralways7050

4 жыл бұрын

Correct ❤️👍🏼

@ericbland2

4 жыл бұрын

Love this guy. =)

@ericbland2

4 жыл бұрын

You know Trevor Noah looked for the funniest black guy he could find that wasn't getting the attention he deserved and found Roy Wood Jr.

@francilliabenjamin

4 жыл бұрын

And should be protected at all cost!!!

“That’s between you and your white Jesus.” 5:26 😂😂😂

@DaveWraptastic

5 жыл бұрын

Those hags are seriously racist. What a horrible concept and what horrible people.

@HyJENNist

5 жыл бұрын

HandjesBreda, Go pray to White Jesus about it! 🙌🏾🙏🏾🙌🏾

@DaveWraptastic

5 жыл бұрын

Go be racist somewhere else.

@Kate-ll9qo

5 жыл бұрын

HandjesBreda Bruh it’s the subscribers fault for buying it 😂

@HyJENNist

5 жыл бұрын

HandjesBreda is just upset that his white Jesus has no power here. ✨💁🏾‍♀️✨

They call it the best of Roy Wood Jr. I call it the best of the best

@dwightgentry3854

5 жыл бұрын

Phoenixplayz 2555 best thing I've watched all day

@Razatanx7

5 жыл бұрын

Even the best of him is not as funny as the rest of him.

@rofidganteng1

5 жыл бұрын

god damn it.. this BLACK BLACKITY BLACKEST are soo damn hilarious... laugh soo hard..

So instead of admitting that you are wrong, they double down and say its an even bigger conspiracy. Too Stupid.

@AA123TD

5 жыл бұрын

Lord Knight That is the GOP today

@hazukichanx408

5 жыл бұрын

"Ummm... so... okay, the thing you just mentioned blows my entire premise out of the water... so I'm gonna say 'Big-ass conspiracy', only explanation." These people have such obvious amounts of intelligence and perception! ...Obviously... ... ...absent.

@senojlamaj9804

5 жыл бұрын

a new day was actors so he went to the school to shoot up the actors and then when it was publicized the government had to cover it up so they said that it was a typical school shooting when really he was talkin the actors who was acting in the school who was getting trained to get shot anyway so they can fake their deaths and keep living their lives in a bunch of bullshit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@etsilverman3937

4 жыл бұрын

Hey at least she felt like she had to give that one a think?

@Charlie_Crown

4 жыл бұрын

@@etsilverman3937 if she'd had a brain to think with. Jesus, they must be putting something in the water, now there's a conspiracy theory, stupid water 😂😂😂

"I learned today that guns make people safe- Which is why we didn't bring our guns today because we understand that.." *ROTFL*

@pepkwamyandu1714

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂Safety issues🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jocelynjohnston8257

3 жыл бұрын

Is that Danny McBride?😀😀

"I want a tank because I should be equally armed with whatever the Government has." Oh. Well then you also want a few fighter jets, a few bomber jets, an entire carrier battle group, an entire nuclear arsenal, an intelligence network, a satellite communications network, a network of military bases... and several other things that don't come to find for me just now. You're also going to need the budget to _maintain_ all this. This goes way beyond a _tank._

@thecyberninja2708

5 жыл бұрын

he probably wants to fight the whole world by his own

@BreedofDMC6669

5 жыл бұрын

Thy irony is that tanks aren't illegal. You can own one. And they're pretty cheap.

@Macluny

5 жыл бұрын

well, according to the intent of the u.s founders he is not wrong. AR-15's will not win against a tank. but i will laugh my ass off when the senate approves of '2nd amendment-care'. or they can stay hypocrites!

@bruh-bg5gs

5 жыл бұрын

I'm a Trump supporters therefore I want my assortment of WMD's including hydrogen bombs mounted on ballistic missiles. Also I want my food stamps, medicare/medicaid(Socialist health care) and lower taxes! (This is sarcasm aimed at the MAGA cult)

@firstmkb

4 жыл бұрын

I want a free tank too, and a battleship with 16" guns (and an old island for target practice). I'd like a fighter jet too, but know that I'd break it pretty quickly, and be sad.

"Hey...come on to freedom." Still laughing!!!

“That’s between you and your White Jesus” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@BlacMagic.

4 жыл бұрын

Phoenix Uprising 🙌🏾

I don't need teachers with guns if my teacher can barely work a computer

@lmsytranscript

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a teacher and we only want to be armed with more resources, restroom breaka, planning time, money, and less students in our classes.

@fukurfeelings9711

4 жыл бұрын

Your Favorite History Teacher My mom is a teacher as well. It boggles my mind that our government would propose arming teachers when they won’t even consider paying them a reasonable, livable wage. This country is really 20 years behind the rest of the world.

@TheKrazysexykool

4 жыл бұрын

Logical

@intuitionz1198

4 жыл бұрын

these gun-toting morons believe that teachers can teach anything,point of wanting to rid us of public schools, and yet they think it's a good idea to give them a gun 🤔 it's kind of like being sort of 🤰 😂

Did that gun guy just say a teacher needs to pass a background check? Did he unironically say that???

@sharondalewis1620

4 жыл бұрын

Right, like that's not already a requirement to actually BE a teacher lol

@jocelynjohnston8257

3 жыл бұрын

He did. What do you expect from Trumpsters?

I love Roy!! 😂🤗😘🤣

@jairuskersey8311

5 жыл бұрын

Me too.

"Ask them how they want their Slavery coffee" YOOOOOOOOOO

@TheGalsenn

5 жыл бұрын

lol this she didn't say but said reparation coffee instead

Last time *Best of Hassan Minaj* Next Day: Hassan Left Today: *Best of Roy Wood Jr.* *I am afraid for Tomorrow*

@headlight31

5 жыл бұрын

Aditya Waghmare please No.

@Inamichan

5 жыл бұрын

IF ROY LEAVES I RIOT!!

@haitileblanc3075

4 жыл бұрын

He’s still there

I was dying when he said that's why you didn't bring your gun here.. which is true. But white man doesn't understand that. SMH

Clear backpacks because everyone wants to see your AP chem notes and box of tampons

@suzawilo

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention your possible medication 🤔

@dndub2595

4 жыл бұрын

Fr I have gum but I don’t want anybody seeing it.

If Roy is leaving it just means he's got a bigger stage opportunity. Keep it movin brotha 💯📈

Cage fighting in schools?! Crisis actors?! This is a new kind of stupid. 🤣 🤣

@pepkwamyandu1714

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂Special kinda stupid 🤣🤣🤣

NOOOOO IS ROY LEAVING AS WELL?!?!? HASAN was right daily show is an internship for Netflix

Roy: this is the match, that all the cameras should be at... whites: wooo! Roy: I've learned today that guns make people safe... whites: yea!, whoo! Roy: which is why we didnt bring our guns today, because we understand that... Whites: *silence, head cranking, Pythagoras rules applying*

The one about guns made me laugh hard. They are pushing for gun ownership but ironically didn't bring their own guns to the rally because of "safety concerns".That's so hilarious.

This looks like something straight out of SNL

@mannyismood8187

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought it was at first

@namafarm

5 жыл бұрын

Roy is better timed and funnier than most of 2018 SNL cast

@smokescreen4

5 жыл бұрын

Arthur O u gave snl way too much credit

@allenrobinson7602

4 жыл бұрын

Arthur O SNL could ONLY HOPE to be THIS entertaining AND Funny!!! 😂😳🤔🤔🤔

@thebucketmanj8525

4 жыл бұрын

SNL not even funny.

Love the way he's gets them going .Roy just leans into the crazy with them like he's really feeling that BS 😂🤣

I cannot with Roy 😂 He's a whole mood 😂

She said she a cage fighter😂😂😂😂

@jackiehughes414gpg

4 жыл бұрын

I believe her!! Lol 😁

@fukurfeelings9711

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, I was not even a little bit surprised.

Roy always crack me up

*100 DOLLARS?! WTF*

@CandieP

5 жыл бұрын

Right. 🤣🤣

@Resinball1983

5 жыл бұрын

No shit.. maybe $10 but definitely not $100

@APirateNamedJohn

5 жыл бұрын

White Guilt is ridiculous.

@APirateNamedJohn

5 жыл бұрын

They gave away 60,000 and kept 40,000. Fuck those shysters.

@APirateNamedJohn

5 жыл бұрын

@ganymedeIV4 for real.

"Don't clap, [a child]'s expensive." Priceless

Roy's my absolutely favourite within the Daily Show!

"Don't do drugs. You won't be nothing." "I can be mayor"

@skelagyook5662

5 жыл бұрын

Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, also smoked crack (and was also caught on video) .

@thall100k

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Rock

Loved the part about guns and "as long as they pass a background check" ...Is that not the thing they are against?

@muradbabaniyazov81

4 жыл бұрын

No, many gun owners are in favor of background checks, they are against the so-called "universal background checks"...very big difference.

@georgaseebalack6003

4 жыл бұрын

@@muradbabaniyazov81 ? i'm ignorant on the subject (don't live in the US). can you enlighten me on the difference?

@tarledamanley2832

4 жыл бұрын

@@georgaseebalack6003 I live in the U.S. and don't understand the opposition of universal background checks🤷🏾‍♀️

@whatabouttheearth

4 жыл бұрын

No, not all of them. Only some, opinions vary. Were all individuals aren't we? And the founding fathers thought that if absolutely everyone worldwide was armed (most thought "all free people", Thomas Paine thought ALL people) than a government could never oppress the people again. You gotta think of the context, they just defeated the biggest empire on earth and they were super fucking paranoid, their whole mindset was revolution when the first 10 amendments of the Bill of Rights was written. So, yes they would of supported more than the AR15 for EVERYONE.

@BeccasaurousRex270

3 жыл бұрын

@@whatabouttheearth they didn’t support slaves or natives being armed, so no the founding fathers didn’t believe everyone should have guns.

Roy is a GENIUS!!! Love you Roy!!!😘✊🏾❤

Hold up? Is Roy actually funnier than Trevor???!!>??^%?

@williamj.s.rodriguez4761

4 жыл бұрын

Its always that one side character thats is more funnier than the main

This is only 20- minutes? Should be much longer.

Roy Wood Jr. makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt

I hope Roy ain't leaving yet

"dont clap, its expensive" hahaha

I'm like a smart person i know the biggest words believe me im a very stable genius

@thesoundsmith

5 жыл бұрын

That'\ IS where he belongs - a stable..

@lynnwilhoite6194

5 жыл бұрын

David Kempton, TeeHeeHee! 🐎 😁

@hazukichanx408

5 жыл бұрын

+David Kempton - While this is obviously a very complex problem with no clear solutions... speaking as a horse, I sadly cannot endorse this lodging arrangement. Surely there are pigsties or perhaps silage containers where he might be more harmoniously accommodated?

@TattedIrishxxx

4 жыл бұрын

The Best words.... also I think Ivanka and I have sex in common.

@Eurisko229

4 жыл бұрын

Hannah T 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🥴🥴🥴

“ Pay us what you owe us” Quote of my life

5:00 y’all, this made me die laughing. this whole segment. as a brown woman with very natural locs with fine hair, i would probably have the same reaction as sis, wouldn’t think she was joking at all LMAO! i would have laughed, said thanks and definitely have taken the coffee. imagine living in a gentrifying washington, d.c. 🙃😭😭😭

He is hilarious! How can he stay that serious at the pro gun demo?

@whatabouttheearth

4 жыл бұрын

Because its very serious. Ps: not all left wingers are against the 2nd Ammendment

Damn Roy is great! When he tells a joke it's always on point.

The things he said at the NRA gun rally were some of the funniest things and reactions I've seen and heard in years

Is Roy leaving? :( Well he deserves his own show.

@supergluehotty

5 жыл бұрын

Cp time but less gimmicky.

@soth1sol

5 жыл бұрын

keep the mustache tho

@VenomtheOne

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, a show where white people get insulted 98% of the time.

@lynnwilhoite6194

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, good stuff! Hilarious stuff! 😁

@TattedIrishxxx

4 жыл бұрын

VenomtheOne hell yes... and I’m white!

"I'm talking about the one's with a roof" 😂😂😂

"Put the toy back before I beat yo ass with it."

Nooo don't leave us with Michael Kosta

@supergluehotty

5 жыл бұрын

He does have good charts.

@soth1sol

5 жыл бұрын

he's awesome. but the best that's ever been (w/trevor noah) is still an active correspondent. don't worry. ronny chieng's got you.

@atyj1

5 жыл бұрын

He's pretty good?

@frankeight6555

5 жыл бұрын

soth1 sol true!

The Best of Roy Wood Jr. video should be an hour long

“What kind of toy store has a liquor license!? One that’s not in bankruptcy”🤣🤣🤣

Roy Wood videos are some of the greatest videos I have ever seen in my entire life

03:04 IS THE BEST RESPONSE HANDS DOWN!! "EHH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM???"

i held it together, UNTIL he said, "Barry was re-elected with ratings higher than he was" lollll

That lady in the coffee shop and that scene was awesome. She was such a good sport. That is so not necessary but it made those folks day. Beautiful!

Tell me Roy doesn't look like a young Stanley from the Office

OH HELL NO!! IS HE LEAVING TOO???

This is hilarious!!! Lol I'm too bored during this virus.

'sorry for Lalaland ' 😂😂😂

Those two women in the coffee shop were losing it 😂 oh my god that segment was so funny.

"Drive thru" for dropping the kids off🤣😂...luv this guy!

I can't believe that white lady was just straight taking orders! 😂😂😂

@lynnwilhoite6194

5 жыл бұрын

Ahahaha Haha,hahaha! 😂

It's like the best day ever. She was so happy

This guy cracks me up! I love the way he talks and his expressions! 😂

I need this to be a reoccurring bit!! I love it so much!

"Early to Bed, Early to Rise Up".. Hey Roy, how much is that Civil Rights Nightgown?

@aliciag.8618

2 жыл бұрын

This is tge funniest comment.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Roy is the man! The off the cuff lines he comes up with in some of these interviews is pure talent!

A very talented comedian, so quick-witted and his timing is absolutely superb!

Roy Wood Jr. Is so funny 😂.

Pay us what you owe us, put that on a t-shirt and sell them for ten bucks.

@christelheadington1136

5 жыл бұрын

Can't afford it, spending my money on a Roy Wood nightgown.

@lynnwilhoite6194

5 жыл бұрын

Christel Headington, Ahahaha! 😄

@chocolatecharley99

5 жыл бұрын

You get into college easier, you get scholarships easier, and you get healthcare benefits for being a person of color. My friend who was at the top of her school had an interview for a scholarship. They thought barossa was a Hispanic last name. Right when she walked through the door, the interviewers froze and asked her how she pronounced her name immediately. A Hispanic girl who had consistently bad grades and a disgusting attitude (she went to the same school) got the scholarship. I'm not racist. I am for calling out the superiority complex of the police department and discrimination at work, but THAT WAS discrimination. My friend was heartbroken. She thought she had that scholarship in the bad since she had all A's plus extra credit, college courses down, internships at clinics, and extracurricular activities. She cried in middle school the first time she got a B. She's a diligent worker who also helps at the animal refuge in a lower middle class family.

@lewid019

5 жыл бұрын

Hate to tell you but white women have gained the most out of that bill. As have other groups. Blacks are the last out of the ones who benefit from it.

@Mochie418

4 жыл бұрын

For an additional $100, the extra value package will throw in an additional T-shirt that includes reparation certification for your colored friends to show you care

Safety pin box is the single best scam I've ever seen. Kudos ladies well done.

Sweet baby Jesus, I’ve never laughed and cried in one segmented blip in time. Very well put together and presented. Dig.

Is Roy leaving aswell?

@uniquelyunique1

5 жыл бұрын

Roy

@tennisdude52278

5 жыл бұрын

BOTLHE95 as well*

@Ahmad_9134

5 жыл бұрын

Dont jinx it bruh!

@soth1sol

5 жыл бұрын

yes

I don't think this was the best of Roy Wood Jr ... I've seen better and funnier segments of his. Like the confederate statues, white supremacist , Steve Harvey's ... but he's cool though, he never disappoints when he's on the show ^_^

@AA123TD

5 жыл бұрын

Sîhêm Nôûr-Elhouda yeah that white supremacist skit was hilarious

The first part was just "wow!" @the statement "I care if their credit cards cleared."

Omg I'm rolling laughing out loud!!!!Great actor/comedian!

That Nicholas Cruz comment shows the mentality of these people. Stop watching InfoWars and believing all what you hear.

One of my all-time favorite correspondents on the Daily Show, and I'm always going to be biased towards Jon's version of the show (I was in college when it was popular). Roy has such a great, complex understanding of all sorts of issues, not just those affecting people of color.

Haha this is such a great video. We need to talk about this stuff. And Roy is GREAT and making it easier to talk about.. cause we're all laughing together..

Makes me wish that I was in Helena that day. Then I could have seen Roy, but I was in Great Falls. Damn it! Missed out opportunity.

Nice from Roy wood jr😂😂😂😂

that white lady was trying so hard to be better, I loved that segment. I was a little disheartened for the founders of "the safety pin box" only being about the money.

@carmendebenedictis-larue6250

4 жыл бұрын

As a black woman this comment made me laugh. The money is going to black women, that's the purpose of it and the betterment of the white people is on them, it's tangential. It's not those women's job to make people do the work or worry about whether or not they do it. If they don't want to do the work, at least something good can still come from it, and if they do the work that's awesome and only doubles the positive impact. It's not the black women's job to worry about if they actually want to do the improvement.l, if they just want to pretend or to make themselves feel good, those women still can make positive change. The money is directly going to something good. It's a win. Being disheartened is ridiculous.

@indigoesagain

4 жыл бұрын

@@carmendebenedictis-larue6250 I had to rewatch this, as hopefully I've grown since then. I think I was just more impressed with the joy of the cafe scene and "disheartened" at the vibe of making money off an exercise sheet but not caring about doing the exercises, but now I realize that Jane Fonda is a millionaire and we still have an American obesity problem . I'm fairly sure my offense was math based, as their "measure for success" was how much money they can give away, which they've said is at 25%, when they are now making about $100,000 a month ($100 x 1000)

@EmyN

3 жыл бұрын

I think is fake

This is priceless, in the middle of another type of crisis thank you for the giggle.

@ 2:22 what roy says up to "appartment" is absolutely in sync with the background music and its gooood!

"...firearms keep absolutely people safe..."

I love this video

Roy Wood Jr. is the best and funniest on the Daily Show!

Roy Wood jr. is so cool, smart funny and on point.

To be honest, who doesn't want a tank. Tanks are cool

How has the public become Sooo dumb?? Were they Always this slow? Is it our education system? I'm baffled by the hypocrisy and lack of ability to complex thinking.

@lynnwilhoite6194

5 жыл бұрын

trump and fiends are a big part of the problem, but this goes way way back.

@lilrayallen13

5 жыл бұрын

People will always be stupid when they dont think for themselves and let somebody tell them how to feel. Yeah you *Fox News*

@chocolatecharley99

5 жыл бұрын

Middle America is more concerned about sports performance than academic performance in schools

@fukurfeelings9711

4 жыл бұрын

Connected One Inbreeding.

Roy you are so underrated! You always make me laugh, keep doing you!!! ❤✌🏽😆

Too funny! I want to see more of him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nooooo....dont leave roy

Please tell me Roy's not leaving!! I love him!

@soth1sol

5 жыл бұрын

he's not dying...

Roy Wood Jr is a goddamn genious

OMG!! hahahaha! I love you guys! So funny. Thank-you!