“…my most trusted soldier over the age of 8.” 🤣

@eliaspakojmothibapula8454

2 жыл бұрын

Still gets me

@joemcguire9988

2 жыл бұрын

Implying, of course, that there is a soldier under 8 that he trusts more.

@dansavkaii7831

2 жыл бұрын

Are you sure that he's older than eight? He might be wearing one of those fake beards

@sixfootfiveman112

2 жыл бұрын

@@dansavkaii7831 lul took me a while to get the reference

@solsoul6669

2 жыл бұрын

@@joemcguire9988 cause there is

Lol decker was the funniest. I wish they would do a whole Netflix series with him.

@themamat

2 жыл бұрын

Well, Tim Heidecker from Tim & Eric did actually make a full length movie about Decker. Just not this Decker. Funny & exciting nevertheless.

@RumbleRue

2 жыл бұрын

Decker/Mcgruber cross-over, awwwwww man lol

@nayefnotfunny5266

2 жыл бұрын

That a bit much don’t you think

@renderwood

2 жыл бұрын

Latter Decker was copied from Monty Python's Black Knight.

@icarus_falling

2 жыл бұрын

He does have a cylon partner

He took the dog and left his family. That's a whole new level of PTSD

@marcep5458

2 жыл бұрын

i am still laughing at that skit omgh!!

@westcoast2capisalivenikomo584

2 жыл бұрын

The little girl he not coming lol 😂

@rockandguts7877

2 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine this is some soldier's fantasy if they found out their wife had an affair baby.

@capame3737

2 жыл бұрын

5:31 I fking died! Not expecting it at all. After the skit all I could think about as how much we love our family dog too lol.

@Einhauser

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that's a great dog

They should make a movie about decker 🎥

@badhabit714

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Hoi4o

2 жыл бұрын

I would totally watch it!

@maaz322

2 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal movies

@thenewnameismysterytodd6509

2 жыл бұрын

Yes they need to do that movie

@dudefromtexas425

2 жыл бұрын

And a Levi movie

" Navy already got him" lmao. Fit so perfectly

@kishascape

2 жыл бұрын

Only thing not realistic is that they weren't Navy recruiters lmao

@Forgivefull

2 жыл бұрын

Make him a CS or a ABE

@thatsme9109

2 жыл бұрын

@@kishascape They did say he was a friend tho.

@monabale

2 жыл бұрын

Too funny 😂

@juanpena7436

2 жыл бұрын

Funny while I was in the navy I never met one gay sailor but I spent a few weeks on an army base and just about every woman was a lesbian. The army actually has the highest percentage of gays

I'm disappointed that they didn't include the one about the soldier coming back from deployment noticing that his fiancée had gained a ton of weight working at the frozen yogurt shop.

@aesinam

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that's a funny one. I guess it wasn't added cos the main focus was on the fro-yo shop

@shortnr

2 жыл бұрын

@@aesinam That's a valid point!

@silverhawk8699

2 жыл бұрын

"Nevermind, she clearly doesn't work here anymore." 😂😂

@ramenramrod

2 жыл бұрын

They missed the skit about the Drill Sergeant doing a running cadence with the formation.

@kishascape

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverhawk8699 come on girl it’s fat FREeeeeeee

Decker’s great-he recovered from 3 body shots and a headshot 😆

@porowag6613

2 жыл бұрын

And a fronthand. AND a backhand.

@steppin9057

2 жыл бұрын

@@porowag6613 A fronthand? Just say a regular slap🤦🏽‍♂️

@childeaterieatkidz4208

2 жыл бұрын

@@steppin9057 damn your a very dull person aren't you?

@kennethnwebb

2 жыл бұрын

they should've shown that sketch before he went to get rid of the Arachnid group...would've been helluva funnier

@BlackDiamond2718

2 жыл бұрын

And he wasn’t even ready for any of them

Decker is Chris Hemsworth playing retired military specialist.

@manusiaklon2164

2 жыл бұрын

In what movie?

@aesinam

2 жыл бұрын

@@manusiaklon2164 Extraction on Netflix

@Vipera217

2 жыл бұрын

wasn't his name Tyler Rake?

@dozhadeville444

2 жыл бұрын

Facts!

@eyeseer1

2 жыл бұрын

Decker looks like a black Chuck Norris.

Decker must have his own movie for real. Please please

@kishascape

2 жыл бұрын

The hologram reaction is like when you get your first 4k camera and playback the footage on a large display.

@kennethnwebb

2 жыл бұрын

hahahah...please

@jackkhumalo6283

2 жыл бұрын

For real 😂

@hombredeesmaranque418

Жыл бұрын

Can't. General killed him with that headshot.

He threw a cooking pot to kill his commander. Hilarious.

@glowgirl8171

2 жыл бұрын

I know!!! LMFAO when he did that!

@joefernandez6043

2 жыл бұрын

Same ahah to fucking funny 🤣

Jordan: "All depends on what your definition of the word danger is" Also Jordan: *Pulls up arms to reveal his captain hook hands*

@grnash1915

2 жыл бұрын

P

@Afroninja2025

2 жыл бұрын

Yea that was the joke dumbo

@ese4832

2 жыл бұрын

@@Afroninja2025 no need to be a jerk, friend

@Lucifersfursona

2 жыл бұрын

With bonus subtext joke about how shit your medical care will be as a returned veteran

@bornofpixels

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lucifersfursona to be fair, what are you supposed to do, grow them a new hand?

The Army Recruiters are so accurate!!! 🤣🤣 They be popping up out of nowhere

@kenshishuriami

5 ай бұрын

Comic con crazy

“COMMANDER DONT GO! THEYLL TORTURE YOU!” 🤣🤣🤣

"Most trusted soldier over the age of eight." So there is a child soldier out there whom the general trusts more than Django.

@maxisatube

2 жыл бұрын

Yes thanks for explaining the joke

@bigcoomabrian7998

2 жыл бұрын

ATLEAST 1

The proud thug who won't sit down is probably Decker's son

@kishascape

2 жыл бұрын

I sat leaned against a table like that once when they ran out of chairs at the ham radio club meeting to avoid embarrassment

@commaJim

2 жыл бұрын

Carlito ain't got no dad.

@drewbhardwaj

2 жыл бұрын

@@commaJim Carlito don't need no dad. He's fine.

@commaJim

2 жыл бұрын

@@drewbhardwaj Exactlyyyyy.

@dymonq57

2 жыл бұрын

@@drewbhardwaj damn sure dont need Jesus

anyone : we have oil USA : welcome to democracy

@pennyck9468

2 жыл бұрын

And natural gases 🤣

@jamienote

2 жыл бұрын

Why did you have to edit your comment when its a joke as old as fuck

“Commander don’t go they’ll torture you” 😂

Wow - that taxi scene was cold 🤭

@eddievaldi6651

2 жыл бұрын

Haahahah, fuck

@samwiseghanjee8218

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't even laugh it was that cold. And then that made me laugh

@CanIHasThisName

2 жыл бұрын

You know, to be frank it's not that far from reality. No matter how good a family you have, it's always the dogs that are the most excited about seeing any given member, so they always get to greet you first, whether you've been gone for a year, a day, or five minutes.

@IcemanBandzOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

@@CanIHasThisName 💯💯💯😂true asf

@KimBlaQue

2 жыл бұрын

@@CanIHasThisName Your user name speaks to me.

These has got to be the most expensive sketches in sketch history... The production quality alone are paramount...

@davidjones-ux8oz

2 жыл бұрын

Check out viva la dirt :p

@Michael-zf4pi

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidjones-ux8oz deadass, great channel.

@WestZ

2 жыл бұрын

Paramount…plus!

@zarulmustaqeem5401

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidjones-ux8oz EPICCCCC NPC MANNNNNNNN

@alphatmaomega

2 жыл бұрын

i think its also technology just keeps getting better and better. paramount quality isn't as expensive as it use to be. I'm sure these were still expensive but perhaps not as much as you would think.

"Ain't my first rodeo" *Drinks coffee with shaky hands Lol i wheezed so bad at this part😂😂

@dellowery

Жыл бұрын

"Back in my day, coffee was hot." Well...🤔 ...shit.😆 🤣

@derricksmith5004

Жыл бұрын

That killed me 😂

The general being killed by django is one of the funniest sketches

When he does the "Danger" air quotes with the prosthetic hand. Holy shit

@rosdianapasaribu0799

Жыл бұрын

Ll

“Soldier comes home” is absolutely hilarious. It’s great to see skits that I haven’t before in these compilations

Decker character is brilliant..."ok you talked me out of it", "no no no we just want a recommendation" 😄😄😄🤣🤣

These guys are absolutely hilarious! It's amazing how they can take on any role or race and make it believable. Pure talent!!

@ramenramrod

2 жыл бұрын

It astonishes me how well they can portray Hispanic, Indian, Middle Eastern, even White!

@addamz3277

2 жыл бұрын

They can do any race, role, and gender! I love these guys

@chibbacurley62

2 жыл бұрын

@Bruce Wayne you mean European*. he means Caucasian. Please stop looking for a reason to make it about race, it's sad.

@strizhi6717

Жыл бұрын

​@Bruce Wayne late for the party but pretty he sure meant white, albino, snow white and most importantly of all whity white. No apologies and don't care about feelings. I see color because it exist but I don't judge it - that's the difference and the sooner the woke idiots learn it the better

@strizhi6717

Жыл бұрын

@Bruce Wayne sad world but soon it'll change..too many are tired of stupidity

The Pizza shirt is sending me😂they really nailed the look of a child soldier

@Tyrael112

2 жыл бұрын

TMNT!

I love how the women was a actor in Lucifer and detective decker is a character in Lucifer and decker is one of the characters in this show!

@theflyingkaramazovbrothers6

2 жыл бұрын

Helfer was also EDI in Mass Effect (voice over of course) and in Battlestar Galactic as a Cylon.

6:19 got me cracking. The moment the oil and natural resources are mentioned the whole US military comes rushing 🤣🤣😂😂

@IStevenSeagal

Жыл бұрын

That was Odin from GoW.

@babackd.6485

Жыл бұрын

That's literally the truth

@jacobinghoy3551

Жыл бұрын

"welcome to democracy"

The one with the kid and the dog and the military dad was just way too sad. The rest are hilarious.

@_egghead

2 жыл бұрын

Too awkward that I skipped it

@kumkan3588

2 жыл бұрын

Best man's friend

@ese4832

2 жыл бұрын

it's based on all the youtube videos of military guys coming back to their dogs lol

@matrig6

2 жыл бұрын

@@ese4832 Ahh, thanks for the context. I hadn't seen those, so it seemed kind of random to me.

@ramenramrod

2 жыл бұрын

@@ese4832 Those “coming home” videos are so played out.

Imagine if cap acted like decker when he woke up 70 years later

Commander, don't go. They will torture you!!! Lolzzz

A compilation of videos I've already watched several times? Yeah, why not

'I thought you wanted an open casket' shoots'em in the leg. Lol

Dude as a former JROTC student the school dance army recruiter sketch is PAINFULLY realistic.

@oshii3585

2 жыл бұрын

That's a gay bar, not a school dance.

@richardkrauss80

2 жыл бұрын

@@oshii3585 Tomato Tomato

His coffee scream lmfaooo😂😭☠️

Decker just wanted to die because he couldn't live with the weight of Jackson's betrayal.

1:28 -- "You've got to - isolate. And isolate. Then i - so - late." KILLED me

I've watched Key & Peele for many years, but the warlord skit does not fail to make me absolutely HOWL

Key & Peele are truly a Few Good Men.

He honestly didn't have his adrenaline up yet

When Solid Snake goes to sleep, he checks underneath the cardboard box for Decker.

I like how Keegan getting hit with the pot momentarily turned him Jamaican.

Recruiters really don't give a damn. The accuracy of it all. 😂😂😂😂

That first woman is so underrated I love her acting ability. Looks amazing as well🙂

@wichesaputra894

Жыл бұрын

on lucifer tvseries aswell

I love how Afghanistan was portrayed like Mexico in Hollywood.

@kishascape

2 жыл бұрын

It's not mexico. That's just use of white balance to portray the heat and accentuate the sandy tones of desert areas. Works anywhere.

@Razali.

2 жыл бұрын

Sure..Whatever happened in Afghanistan was a hollywood show.

@Davez1123

2 жыл бұрын

@@Razali. pretty sure you didnt get the joke

@kiki9373

2 жыл бұрын

Big brain joke they don't get it 😂

@No_name.0103

2 жыл бұрын

@@Davez1123 yeah he didn't lol

their sense of humor is amazing makes almost all other comedy channels feel like total amateurs

Deckers little jumpy skip turn after walking the wrong way had me dying 😂😂

07:26 This is my all time favourite! I always roll while laughing at this one. Especially when he stabs, theows that big utensil and pours hot water on his groin. Lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AbdussalamPopoola

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😹😹😹😹

@tongdenlepcha8396

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@VERNONTHECRAFTER

10 ай бұрын

yee😂😂

The army trying to recruit guys to join them at a gay club Hahahaha 🤣

@IcemanBandzOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mikehorton6195

2 жыл бұрын

Oh shit that was a gay club. Then that hole at the end was ….. How did i miss that. Lol

@getsmartquick

2 жыл бұрын

Genius too

@dozhadeville444

2 жыл бұрын

👁

You shouldn't miss these compilations because you wouldn't know, there maybe a 1 out of 10, rare skit of key and peele.

The last sketch I love cuz it feels like a modern version of Monty Python’s black knight

@amalgamationprime3168

2 жыл бұрын

" 'Tis nothing but a flesh wound. "

was decker good at one point? why do they keep going back to him? these are the questions that keep me up at night

@Gontran_Courtjoie

2 жыл бұрын

Tomato/Tomato

@rickygee2761

2 жыл бұрын

He was the best!!..he would just straight up Drax Them Sklounst ! 🤣🤟🏽

@ese4832

2 жыл бұрын

Disarmed

@aesinam

2 жыл бұрын

Well his mistakes usually turned out to be positive so I guess they think there's a method to his madness hahahahaha

@Lucifersfursona

2 жыл бұрын

@@aesinam the patrick star method

You gotta isolate then isolate.. Iiisooo late🤣🤣🤣 Decker is legend.

"Deflected" always gets me hahaha

“Welcome to democracy”😂😂😂 goddamn dat was fast and so far the most accurate ever 😂😂😂

Decker is just legendary!

These guys seriously have the funniest videos I've ever seen. Nobody else can get me to watch videos repeatedly and it stays funny.

Decker getting shot was the greatest laugh I had in years when I saw the first time.

@pjbpiano

2 жыл бұрын

@@nish8435 12:59

@ye6794

2 жыл бұрын

Same😭 I was crying and laughing

@dozhadeville444

2 жыл бұрын

@@ye6794 I swear I couldn't stop laughing

@ye6794

2 жыл бұрын

@@dozhadeville444 can’t blame you bro. Decker is the definition of funny😭

That was hands down, no doubt about it, can't go wrong best soldier comes home video I've ever and will I ever see in my life.

If you’ve ever had the army recruiters come to your high school you know that the dance club sketch is way too realistic

I love the "tomato tomato" joke by Decker !!

I love the Decker sketches!

I love how it startes always serious and boom

7:02 he was holding that satellite phone behind his back the entire time 😆

@kishascape

2 жыл бұрын

They do come with holsters though so that actually is possible.

@fabriziosvlogs2520

2 жыл бұрын

Can y’all help me figure out what actor his is? I’ve seen him on a series before and idk where and it’s killing me 😭😭😭

@SushimaruRen

2 жыл бұрын

@@fabriziosvlogs2520 dr glassman from the good doctor

The last part with Decker. I can’t stop laughing omg

@dozhadeville444

2 жыл бұрын

Hello

6:30 the dude talking did Odins voice in GOW Ragnarok

Decker: Ain't my first rodeo.😳 Hands: "Continues to shake"

"I thought you wanted an open casket!"

The last one is genius.

You missed every vital organ 😂😂😂

That last clip had me crying and laughing 😂🤣

5:18 I didn't laugh once before this moment and then I went hysterical.

@GCHUSTLEHAWAII

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

When he completely ignored the wife and daughter and just took the dog I died.

Every sketch is so well-made and funny!

The horrible lookin berets have to be funniest part of the sketches

6:15 that's Odin from GOW Ragnarok

Damn hilarious. Thanks K & P. Love your stuff to death!

@madghostdog

Жыл бұрын

K & P, tf you on?

that's Sonya from mortal Kombat x

"your getting pretty quick. Disarmed! Ok". 😂

@lonelywanderer0

2 жыл бұрын

i like your user na- *AAND DISARMED* ..

In the end general should have taken decker for the mission as a distraction. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

love this show. they are incredible.

Omg. The soldier and the dog broke my heart while I was lol literally. How u even do that.

Goodbye commander, yo sorry ass piece of shhh I love that 🤣

I BE SCREAMING AT THESE SKITS 😂😂😂😂😂 the one where he wanted bro to off him was hilarious

The bit about the dog was so accurate lol

Multiple sketches I’ve never seen before!

"Killing an African Warlord" is still my favorite K&P sketch

**Me enjoying a hiatus from all social media.** *New video of Key and Peele’s best military sketches* *Also me (in a deep gruff voice): “I guess I could come out of retirement…”*

@timurjoyo4311

2 жыл бұрын

Disarme

@ese4832

2 жыл бұрын

well youtube isn't really social media, like twitter is

Aw the little girl with her mom and holding the sign Aw man. That was dark

You guys are stone cold crazy hilarious! I love it 🤣

6:58 this one is hilarious 😂,,

He had a hook for a hand😂😂😂😂😂

These guys are just too hilarious 😂😂

you missed every vital organ:)

"In my day we made coffee hot." *Proceeds to scream from the hotness*

are we not gonna talk about how his accent went from a basic African accent to broken south African accent to Jamaican in all one scene.... a visionary of all sorts

Operation Golden eagle is a gold. LoL 😂😂😂 Love that joke. This hits hard

These sketches made my day!

Honestly the best one is the retired military specialist. Lmao it's too funny

Tears from laughter coming out of my eyes!