“The pope will decide your fate!” “I AM THE POPE”

@kenetickups6146

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob Toler Not yet

@LoneWanderer101

5 жыл бұрын

So it's heresy then... *Pulls out crucifix*

@prasish

5 жыл бұрын

@@LoneWanderer101 *epic battle begin*

@rgm96x49

5 жыл бұрын

@@LoneWanderer101 Pope_spin.mkv

@tonytruong861

5 жыл бұрын

"It's Heresy then." Crucifix turns into longsword.

This game is trash. Play Medieval II Total War instead.

@soviet_tank_lover

5 жыл бұрын

Is this worlds famous Flavius from the world Famous Bokoen's channel?

@skullcrusherdestroyerofsouls

5 жыл бұрын

Username and Profile Picture both Check out.

@tlatoanimontezuma5662

5 жыл бұрын

You know what, yeah I agree with you

@elgitarr_

5 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Invade some other comment section, AxxL.

@garlicbleach4781

5 жыл бұрын

Play Warhammer total war instead

"Gasp" 1 like = 1 prayer for battle pope

@thomasturner6980

5 жыл бұрын

I'm gay for Beast

@pompeyhater9973

5 жыл бұрын

Why have you pinned your own comment? SNOWFLAKE!

@hashimi419

5 жыл бұрын

Bazinga

@Homievegetable

5 жыл бұрын

bazinga

@AlgernonCSwinburne

5 жыл бұрын

bazorble

If Medieval 2 Total War is so great, then why isn’t there a Medieval 2 2 Total War?

@tylerfisher5887

5 жыл бұрын

Medieval 2 totwol war

@v4enthusiast541

5 жыл бұрын

Medieval 2 Total War 2*

@delinard3401

5 жыл бұрын

The devs were afraid it would make so much money that it would inflate the economy.

@gudea5207

5 жыл бұрын

Libtards destroyed

@berniegran4785

5 жыл бұрын

It called stainless steel 6.4

Sabaton are already writing a song about random super soldier guy.

@caspramio

5 жыл бұрын

they did, it's called the Last Stand... they say is about a bunch of Swiss Guards against a Mercenary Army, but is to keep hidden this story.

@DevonCL101

5 жыл бұрын

I just can't wait for Paradox to sell it to me so I can listen to it in a map game.

@SwordlordRoy

5 жыл бұрын

His name is Ollanius Pius.

@jacksonl.2201

5 жыл бұрын

Dave the Papal Guard, an undying warrior of god.

@flotnar2512

5 жыл бұрын

HE STOOD ALONE FOR THE GLORY OF ROME

“I’m a lover not a fighter.” *Exterminates population

@obijuanquenobi1911

4 жыл бұрын

He’s putting them out of their misery, i see no wrong in that!

@earvindinoso7689

4 жыл бұрын

@@obijuanquenobi1911 he loves them to death

@ksalphalcsihp1252

Жыл бұрын

7:31... This is what it means... 😂😂😂

1 man defending a castle, he decides to go out and charge enemy bravely, he sees entire army, he gets back and close the gate behind him. 10/10

@josephstalin9046

2 жыл бұрын

He had the sigma male grindset

@venezuelaanimations3732

2 жыл бұрын

Man really oneshotted two dudes

@venezuelaanimations3732

2 жыл бұрын

Whilst running away

@ksalphalcsihp1252

Жыл бұрын

13:42 this is what the comment means...

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

The Spanish get taken from behind by Furries Not just one spaniard, ALL of them, simultaneously That'sa hard chorizo

@quarreneverett4767

5 жыл бұрын

No body inspecters the spanish INqueisision

@2manyeggshells

5 жыл бұрын

@@quarreneverett4767 i feel like you misspelled all of that just to piss people off

Who would win? The Defender of Rome himself vs. Naked Spoon Men

@Kieee

4 жыл бұрын

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@obijuanquenobi1911

4 жыл бұрын

Kie i agree

@soos1885

3 жыл бұрын

Naked spoon man

All salute in a moment of silence for the legend himself, "The Defender Of Rome". He withstood 1000 arrows and dozen of slashes and hoofblows. A true defender of the faith. F in the chat please, for our very own Legend. He stands in the hall of Fame, alongside Publius The Mighty and that one "Jesus Pilgrim dude"

@mercurianrepublic5943

5 жыл бұрын

Jeremus??XD

@firstconsul7286

5 жыл бұрын

F

@katerobertson6715

4 жыл бұрын

@@mercurianrepublic5943 I always turn Jeremus into a horse archer just for irony sake.

@feddyvonwigglestein3481

4 жыл бұрын

1 Chad Papal Guard vs. 300 Virgin Turkmen Horsearchers

Medieval II Total War > This Garbage

@derdavis6038

5 жыл бұрын

@No No wooosh

@bitpumpkinn2923

5 жыл бұрын

@@derdavis6038 damn i was gonna say r/ihavereddit to make fun of you but you don't have an r/ in front of your woooosh

@derdavis6038

5 жыл бұрын

@@bitpumpkinn2923 gotcha

@bitpumpkinn2923

5 жыл бұрын

but you did forget that woooosh actually has four o's

@14thbattlegroupcommander

4 жыл бұрын

@@bitpumpkinn2923 r/iamverysmart *HOW THE TURNTABLES*

*Pope francis burning heretic on the 10th crusade 2030 colorized*

@mortemtyrannus8813

5 жыл бұрын

>Pope Francis >burning heretics Error: real Pope not found.

@retardcorpsman

5 жыл бұрын

Death Incarnate Dont worry, Francis just decided to time travel

@screamingwind3559

3 жыл бұрын

Pope Francis: "I support same-sex civil unions" Zealots: "WTF! A viceroy of God contradicting the Bible. WTF"

I can't believe someone made FOUR mods of this game based on World War II, lmao.

@morganmccown5572

5 жыл бұрын

ZoneStalkerDodo Maneštra Hearts of Iron

@nicholaskaskens1035

5 жыл бұрын

why hello my fellow efapper

@christophludwigvonstille399

5 жыл бұрын

What's up dude?

@JLrapel492

5 жыл бұрын

WHAT?, X4...

@kingkonut

3 жыл бұрын

MY LIEGE! YOU ARE RETURNED! AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON! THE SCOTS ARE ONCE MORE IN REVOLT!

All salute the heroic last hero who defended The Papacy to his last breath!

@pheonixsheppard9657

5 жыл бұрын

The Admiral call Sabaton.

That’s the cutest ironside intro I’ve few seen in my entire life...

@quarreneverett4767

5 жыл бұрын

O.o ....

@GalladeTheGamer

5 жыл бұрын

*car parks*

That was probably one of the best if not the best i sorrow video I have ever seen. And I subscribed for hoi4

@johnmartinez12347

5 жыл бұрын

Let's not say anything before cOcKmEtHgAyS

@cheese21345

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnmartinez12347 i thought you said "cook me the gays"

Rename KZreadrs that play paradox games to maplads

@woodenfloor3131

5 жыл бұрын

Minor Attracted Person

@noahlirnirs1541

5 жыл бұрын

absolute maplads

@danielcurtis1624

5 жыл бұрын

Loving that Dankula reference

The last defender of Rome will go down in history books a legend, the likes of David, Hercules and Achilles can not hold a flame to his greatness

@jaimeparker2161

5 жыл бұрын

Sabaton is already writing a song about him

"Six hours screaming about the Pope and Furries" -iSorrowproductions, 2019

“Best game ever made” well I guess someone’s never played the original mario and luigi: bowsers inside story.

@badboje6040

5 жыл бұрын

That game was awesome lmao

@yeast7485

5 жыл бұрын

that game was fucking epic this better not be sarcasm

@Manuel-by9qx

5 жыл бұрын

That game is so buried in my memory that I couldn't tell if it ever existed or not.

@parkedvanproductions8059

5 жыл бұрын

That shit was class, so nostalgic!

@sanssational8684

5 жыл бұрын

GODDAMN YOU FAWFUL

How unrealistic. Everyone knows the Papal States never found itself in conflict with the Holy Roman Empire. ...almost never

@raptorcell6633

5 жыл бұрын

1527 didnt happen

@josephsarunic8309

5 жыл бұрын

THY WILL BE DONE!!

@Nutellafuerst

4 жыл бұрын

@@raptorcell6633 well to be fair those mercenaries were renegades at that point

I wonder if Pope Francis Plays this in his free time.

@vadimbelyanskiy3451

5 жыл бұрын

yes, but on the muslim side

@quarreneverett4767

5 жыл бұрын

Everytime you play he is there to give u "quests"

@johnsullivan186

5 жыл бұрын

Caiã Wlodarski Pope francis has sold out Christendom. He should be burned for being a heretic.

@johnsullivan186

5 жыл бұрын

Caiã Wlodarski What I said was objectively true, so I’m glad you disagree with factual information. In addition I don’t see why you look being edgy is cool.

@johnsullivan186

5 жыл бұрын

Umut Balcı Username is from a comedy video called “indirect tv” nice try though.

_"The furries are flanking around to attack the Spanish"_ *-ISorrowProductions, 2019*

What absolute unit that lad was, he took down two horsemen too. Like it was some kinda movie.

Top 10 ironside intros that saved me from depression

@sovietspydamcapitalist1393

5 жыл бұрын

ZarkovMeister number one Burger King foot lettuce

@belisarius6949

5 жыл бұрын

Ironside Intros to study/relax to

@quarreneverett4767

5 жыл бұрын

Im scarred for life

Here lies iSorrowproductions, King of Memes, fabled Trucker of Moscow, "The furries are flanking around to attack the Spanish from the side." 1100-1945 A.D.

"Furries with paddles and naked men in underwear with a giant spoon" damn Aztecs

"He's too powerful to be left alive!" "It's not the Total War way!"

Guy literally tanked *at least* 5000 arrows and brought down 2 horsemen. What a champ that guy

Palpatine as the Pope....”I am the pope”

This isn't your average everyday artillery. This is *MEDIEVAL ARTILLERY*

@vordonis

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. That was fast

@frederickthegreatpodcast382

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y How???

@TheAIRevolution1789

5 жыл бұрын

U like the notifications squad commander?

@arkroyalslegalteam4911

5 жыл бұрын

*HOW ARE YOU HERE ALREADY?!*

@augustogoldschmidt6112

5 жыл бұрын

medieval artillery only

Rest in Peace in Peace, Random Super Soldier Guy. Rest in Peace in Peace...

@dhararry7929

2 жыл бұрын

Rest in war in peace

Virgin Prince: *Walks into Hell* Dammit...This is what i get for losing Constantinople? Sultan Jalal the Chad: *Coming after him* But wait there's more.

WHO ELSE IS EXCITED FOR FURCON 1101, BOIS?!

@poncho4068

5 жыл бұрын

Me. I finnaly have a chance to beat my killstreak

Well, he said to quote him so "The Furries are flanking the Spanish." ~ISP 1100 AD

Yay! 18 minutes and 46 seconds of no depression for me...

@quarreneverett4767

5 жыл бұрын

Great job

@person1g575

5 жыл бұрын

You aren't depressed

_I'm a lover, not a fighter_ **Exterminate population** Lol

No they were screaming in the intro because you dropped your pants.

@quarreneverett4767

5 жыл бұрын

Dear lord!

@mrvulture8981

5 жыл бұрын

... DEUS VULT

that one guy opening the door made me think that turks just knocked and said they're "notturks" and he fell for it

We will remember Sphagetti Sphagettison, the superhuman defender of Rome always.

@caspramio

5 жыл бұрын

lol, I thought he was Alfredo Carbonara

@discordlexia2429

5 жыл бұрын

@@caspramio I kid you not, at my old church the pastor was literally named Pastor Alfredo.

@caspramio

5 жыл бұрын

@@discordlexia2429 sorry for that! I was using the Carbonara as a link for the joke while I used a generic Italian/Spanish name

@discordlexia2429

5 жыл бұрын

@@caspramio Why are you sorry? It's funny. Alfredo is a pasta sauce, hence Pastor Alfredo being funny.

@caspramio

5 жыл бұрын

@@discordlexia2429 Alfredo is a pasta sauce?! *universal mindblow*

as a Turk, im leaving an f here for the special boy

Missed a perfect opportunity to have the furries come at the Spanish from the rear OwO

*Lowers the anime pillow* Youll live one day longer

Hacking scene was probably the best thing I've ever seen on KZread, thanks for making my day

You haven't played Medieval 2 until you have a pope that is secretly a woman 👌

@BluJean6692

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Its like I loved the game already at that point but JUST when I thought it couldn't surprise me... bam

I clapped to the intro. Then I clapped even harder when you said Bazinga.

FAAAAAAK you nailed it! can't wait for more total war video's. good idea to ask people for their game saves at later periods and have some fun with that

You can play as the Aztecs and the Mongols if you mod the start date. But Aztecs have no ships so you just wait forever

Very cool 😎. Thanks for supporting Cornwall.

Hold on...8:33 Timurids special unit= rocket launcher? what

@CataciousAmogusevic

5 жыл бұрын

yup

@khairulanuar5314

5 жыл бұрын

Ya lol

@madmarvshighwaywarrior2870

2 жыл бұрын

Should've been Elephant artillery. Seriously this is the best unit in the Game. It's like having medieval tanks.

Nice one ISP you said RIP in peace... BRILLIANT!!!

By far, one of the best videos you've done in a while. "THE FURRIES ARE FLANKING ROUND TO ATTACK THE SPANISH ON THE SIDE"

The defender of Rome (very especial boy) should have his own SABATON SONG.

“Just shouting about the Pope and Furries for six hours!” But you do this half the time anyway?

The Aztec civilization is the ultimate internet subculture with the furries and emoji haha. You are such a funny guy. When you mentioned the furries, I started laughing out loud in the park, and an old man who almost lost the ability to walk started pointing at me with a cane and looking at me angrily

One of the best YT videos in my live. Thank you for my hearty laugh.

6:27 so it’s the Venetians being looted on the way to a crusade this time

Ah, the siege of Rome, when the pope took 1 billion arrows to his body

I love the high-pitched Italian voice ISP does

Absolutley hilarious! I think this will be my favourite video on this channel

What sort of a garbo mod of Warhammer Total War 2 is this? All-human, no magic? BAH iGoblinproductions you cannot escape your greenskin FATE!

@houseking9211

5 жыл бұрын

warhammer is hot garbage

@GreatgoatonFire

5 жыл бұрын

@@houseking9211 Are you saying ISP isn't a hot garbage man?

@houseking9211

5 жыл бұрын

@@GreatgoatonFire you've got a point there

@mortenroese7124

5 жыл бұрын

@@GreatgoatonFire don't you mean a hot garbage goblin? xD

@GreatgoatonFire

5 жыл бұрын

@@mortenroese7124 ISP is hot goblinman confirmed.

Imagine if ISP would like use 1% of his power

Mate you are great hahaha the hacking bit had me in bits?

"Don't give me a blanket" lol

“Random super soldier guy” You fool That’s Captain Papal States

@retardcorpsman

5 жыл бұрын

PowerhouseOfTheCell Too bad he was taken out by the Iron Turk.

So iSorrow dropped vic2 to become a medival 2 channel. Nice!

The creative assembly: papacy is not playable ISP:HOLD MY BEER

Some of the units were having fun galloping in circles, at 13:09 and 13:19 . Reminded me of those circles of death ants sometimes enter.

Ironside pitch boi we need you come back

the cursed game are back

Man you are the best at these vids! Got me crying every time!

I think that is the hardest I have ever laughed at a youtube video. So good I had to watch it twice!

Do artillery only in Medieval II Total War *_N O W_*

One I though like we need to attack now Let me finish my tea mate

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Please do more

The only happiness I get from my week is hearing isp calling me his “Gravey babies” I am sad

Cool maths games when?

Interesting mod for HOI4, but when are we going to play Green Army Men?

The people night was the definition of MAD LAD

Great video. Was very entertained throughout

Medieval 2 Artillery Only!

I know we anime profilepicture people are just more intellectual, especially when the character is a trap.

@starkillertk2442

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, if you’re a guy and you like traps, you fell for a trap, so wouldn’t that contest your statement of being an intellectual🤔

@imtiredtiredtired

5 жыл бұрын

@@starkillertk2442 but, you know... intellectuals could think of many reasons to justify liking a damn trap *thonk*

@MrLucylp

5 жыл бұрын

StarkillerGames! I am actually a trap myself. uwu

Best video you’ve made. I’ve never laughed this hard watching a video game

When the game becomes historically accurate and suddenly simulates the sale of 'indulgences'.

Map games < Maths games

@leontrotsky9268

5 жыл бұрын

YES COOL MATH UNITE

@riddlie787

5 жыл бұрын

Sam, just give up already, you have better things to do with your life.

@ricefarmer8553

5 жыл бұрын

@@riddlie787 No his brain got stronger when pewdiepie played cool math games We must make ISP play Cool Math Games

I don't know this game is good and all and has it's merits but Total War Medieval II is better you should play it.

i haven't laughed so hard in a long time! THANK YOU

We gotta rent out a electronic billbord and just loop the ironside intro

Artillery only Total War: Britannica

Hey there is a Medieval map game that is totally free its called Coolmathgames

*3:15* *I think it do be really like that, lol!*

That guy with the Nepgear profile pic certainly does have impeccable tastes in at least two regards.

At that time period, they weren't the Ottoman Empire, they were the Seljuk Empire.

Every time you play this gamre I hear "I'm sorry productions"

The hacker of the year obviously... Battle pope is soo epic. Awesome, you made my day

for anyone who wants to know it is actually possible to play all the factions in Medieval total war to play the Rebels you need to make them playable and at least 1 faction unplayable since the title screen only supports 21 factions to play the Aztecs you need to get into the file at the start of this video, use ctrl f to find the word "undiscovered" and delete the line it is on (they have no boats or way off of Mexico however) and to play the Hordes you have to enable the elusive hotseat multiplayer mode (not sure if it still works for the steam version) and pick them as a secondary faction

"I AM THE POPE!" Looks like you got vito'd by Christ.

Pope:"Hey i know i attacked you,took your city and massacred your troops but if you give me one of your cities i will forgive you...for a while"

You can edit the game files to play as the Normans and Anglo-Saxons, there are also some tutorials to let you play Timurids, Mongols and Aztecs in campaign too.

that random fighter guy was firee bro