How A Bald Depressed Frenchman Won The Napoleonic Wars - Napoleon Total War

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I haven't played base Napoleon in a while, thought i'd give it a funny old whirl of a go... Didn't go as I expected.
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  • @ok4593
    @ok45935 жыл бұрын

    How Alex the rambler won the great napoleonic war

  • @saintnostalgic1341

    @saintnostalgic1341

    5 жыл бұрын

    Even russian winter fears his mighty hairline

  • @PivotToThePast

    @PivotToThePast

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@saintnostalgic1341 😂🤣🤣😂

  • @YiannissB.

    @YiannissB.

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oof I felt that

  • @InfinitelyConcise

    @InfinitelyConcise

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Witos _ So they fear nothing?

  • @cheguevara8769

    @cheguevara8769

    3 жыл бұрын

    His hair retreated faster than the french

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican5 жыл бұрын

    0:15 You've acknowledged March of the Eagles but did not bring it back....shame on you. ISP is coming

  • @stevanpetrovic6308

    @stevanpetrovic6308

    5 жыл бұрын

    SHAME! *DING* *DING* *DING* SHAME! *DING* *DING* *DING* SHAME! *DING* *DING* *DING*

  • @communistpowerranger9629

    @communistpowerranger9629

    5 жыл бұрын

    F O R S H A M E !

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes

    @Kardia_of_Rhodes

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@stevanpetrovic6308 Shame... *Loads Shotgun*

  • @cocotaveras8975

    @cocotaveras8975

    4 жыл бұрын

    Avery the Cuban-American What does ISP stand for?

  • @gadsdenflag5218

    @gadsdenflag5218

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know you !!!

  • @randommemesweekly4417
    @randommemesweekly44174 жыл бұрын

    "who is vaping on the frontlines?" one of the best isorrow quotes yet

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Жыл бұрын

    E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

  • @maxy1172
    @maxy11725 жыл бұрын

    Im not a gravy baby im a beef stock boi

  • @PermadeathHD

    @PermadeathHD

    5 жыл бұрын

    personally im a shoyu broth

  • @maxy1172

    @maxy1172

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@PermadeathHD No cant you read your clearly an epic hacker man

  • @Original-pi7em

    @Original-pi7em

    5 жыл бұрын

    Maxy117 I’m what you humans call stupid

  • @sophiekirkpatrick300

    @sophiekirkpatrick300

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm a PC

  • @herecomedatsovietbylat565

    @herecomedatsovietbylat565

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@sophiekirkpatrick300 wait a moment

  • @thesupreme9261
    @thesupreme92615 жыл бұрын

    finally a game where alex the rambler is a general and the hairline is correct on the portrait

  • @huy3758
    @huy37585 жыл бұрын

    0:06 Damn with that amazing Spanish you'd do well at the Democratic Presidential Debates.

  • @inquisitorialllama638

    @inquisitorialllama638

    5 жыл бұрын

    As a Hispanic person I nominate Isorrow as Local Imperial Governor of America in the God-Empeor's name!!!

  • @lioraselby5328

    @lioraselby5328

    5 жыл бұрын

    me molestan a diaro good ol Yugoslavia

  • @lioraselby5328
    @lioraselby53285 жыл бұрын

    10:15 “Who is vaping on the front line?” 😂

  • @zachary437
    @zachary4375 жыл бұрын

    I sneezed so hard I fell into a puddle. A puddle of *REVOLUTION*

  • @GG-pv7ng

    @GG-pv7ng

    5 жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile in Spain Holy SHIT!!!

  • @dustman0048
    @dustman00485 жыл бұрын

    I invite you to see the biography of Marshal Davout, the "Iron Marshal"....it's a great guy 👌

  • @Rain-bo6uc

    @Rain-bo6uc

    3 жыл бұрын

    The only guy who suggested a historical biography in a fkin meme video

  • @SecretAgentMan00

    @SecretAgentMan00

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@obihugzenobi Marshal Suchet never lost a battle either

  • @WinnieTehPoop
    @WinnieTehPoop5 жыл бұрын

    Download third age mod in medieval 2 and conquer the world using only hobbits.

  • @blazodeolireta

    @blazodeolireta

    5 жыл бұрын

    the archers or the infantry?

  • @grobgron9391

    @grobgron9391

    5 жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @davidleopold7626
    @davidleopold76265 жыл бұрын

    Incredibly depressed hairline guy Alex the Rambler: Is that like a personal attack or something

  • @amirmohamadpezeshki5351

    @amirmohamadpezeshki5351

    4 жыл бұрын

    that guy was marshal davout, commander of III corp, known as the iron marshal, best of the napoleon's marshals, he defeated the main Prussian army(twice his size) at the battle of Jena-auerstadt on his own

  • @austinreed5805
    @austinreed58055 жыл бұрын

    Imperator Rome Wheel of random countries.

  • @EmpereurNapoleonBonaparte
    @EmpereurNapoleonBonaparte5 жыл бұрын

    Davout! My greatest marshal! Somebody acknowledges him finally!

  • @milita6391

    @milita6391

    5 жыл бұрын

    b a l d

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson89865 жыл бұрын

    That's right. With the help of Energizer batteries, you too can take control of Europe

  • @zacharymohammadi

    @zacharymohammadi

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ahh yes, my favorite drink, battery liquid

  • @jackfondue639

    @jackfondue639

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@zacharymohammadi a man of refined taste

  • @The-kr9rb

    @The-kr9rb

    5 жыл бұрын

    I actually used to suck on batteries. Like seriously. Lmfao

  • @Wolksvagen-nr1lb
    @Wolksvagen-nr1lb4 жыл бұрын

    "Britain cannot Trafalgar me if I Trafalgar myself" That is some pro historian move right there.

  • @benjenlf3927
    @benjenlf39275 жыл бұрын

    D'où tu parles mal de Davout toi? Ce type est invaincu sur le champ de bataille. Not a single defeat on his whole career.

  • @haniwadog

    @haniwadog

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Suebian from Customer Outreach Davout's frenchness is so powerful it rubbed off on him

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner69805 жыл бұрын

    Back in the days when fighting with bagguettes actually worked

  • @Warui88
    @Warui883 жыл бұрын

    Poor Davout getting verbally abused, but at least he got to slap the Duke of Wellington around.

  • @LuigianoMariano
    @LuigianoMariano5 жыл бұрын

    Most players are way too cautious at the start of grand campaign and you make sucker-punching Britain look SO easy.

  • @archimedes5172
    @archimedes51725 жыл бұрын

    Play Empire total war as The Ottoman Empire Expert Mode if you're up for it.

  • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911

    @GeneralLiuofBoston1911

    5 жыл бұрын

    ARTILLERY ONLY

  • @jjnn2

    @jjnn2

    4 жыл бұрын

    @The Nova renaissance eh, there's nothing of note there anyways

  • @justinian-the-great
    @justinian-the-great5 жыл бұрын

    ISP: *Takes Moscow* Russians: "Time to burn this city!"

  • @andrealombardi9434
    @andrealombardi94345 жыл бұрын

    Every KZreadr: standard welcoming Isp: *g r a v y b a b i e s*

  • @keizervanenerc5180
    @keizervanenerc51805 жыл бұрын

    1:00 The french decided to adopt Italian tactics and throw meatballs at the Austrians.

  • @macaroon_nuggets8008

    @macaroon_nuggets8008

    3 жыл бұрын

    Very spicy meatballs.

  • @gregschannelreal
    @gregschannelreal5 жыл бұрын

    Artillery only

  • @Pirateofskies
    @Pirateofskies5 жыл бұрын

    being one of iSorrowproductions gravy babies make me feel warm and fuzzy

  • @jimsaintruth4248

    @jimsaintruth4248

    5 жыл бұрын

    If your gravy is fuzzy then I would be a bit concerned

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un5 жыл бұрын

    Alex used to be bald and depressed now he’s happy and appendix free

  • @gergelylaszlo5463
    @gergelylaszlo54632 жыл бұрын

    fun fact: that bald guy is in the video is davout, napoleon's best marshall and even THE YOUNGEST ONE

  • @NyonJan
    @NyonJan5 жыл бұрын

    Glad to see an upload, I was already starving on quality map game content

  • @russianivan9651
    @russianivan96515 жыл бұрын

    Isorrow its half 11 and you’ve uploaded a video about total war You mad lad

  • @GP090
    @GP0905 жыл бұрын

    Next Video :Bald man wins March of the Eagles

  • @benzski44
    @benzski445 жыл бұрын

    KZread turned off my notifications so I had no idea this absolute unit of a video was ever made.

  • @DeC0DE99
    @DeC0DE994 жыл бұрын

    You gave me a good laugh during this pandemic. Welp I might as well subscribe to you bro, thank you.

  • @firstconsul7286
    @firstconsul72864 жыл бұрын

    Napoleon: Stop trading with Britain or else! Russia: Screw you! Napoleon: Declares war and defeat 6th Coalition Russia: BuRnS cOuNtrY tO thE gRouND

  • @watercannonscollaboration2281
    @watercannonscollaboration22815 жыл бұрын

    Surrender meets switching sides... *Europe.exe has stopped working

  • @reaganfischer7487
    @reaganfischer74875 жыл бұрын

    Rooting for you to stay ahead of ISP.

  • @jackryan2612
    @jackryan26125 жыл бұрын

    Big apple, beautiful pattern, Good pudding Connecting big cake Not too good at night We didn't have class Our heart is very happy, Sports and games, Not too good at night Big wow, short wind, Around the house It is going home, Not too good at night Evening, evening Beautiful at night leave school Not too good at night

  • @jackryan2612

    @jackryan2612

    5 жыл бұрын

    I walk like a cloud Forest and bathroom At the same time, I saw people Lord Golden Bear Shaomu Flowers and aerial dance It looks like a wonderful star. Hot milk left neck: I see thousands of people Flange head He dreams of waves, but he has No light The poet is not gay Like John: I have a lot of fat. But I don’t think so This is one of my favorite themes: Oh Blank table is empty or empty They hit their hearts. good luck Then I am very happy. And dance spices

  • @Balsiefen
    @Balsiefen5 жыл бұрын

    I'm confused. It's an iSorrows video but why is Alex the Rambler on the thumbnail?

  • @dusty572
    @dusty5722 жыл бұрын

    10:10 WTF how do you know about "babushka?" you amaze me xD love you

  • @CaptainSully101
    @CaptainSully1015 жыл бұрын

    5:27 that is the sneakiest Charge of The Light Brigade reference ever

  • @lisarino1180
    @lisarino11804 жыл бұрын

    2:34 He Want pictures of Spiderman

  • @roostersarecool5691
    @roostersarecool56915 жыл бұрын

    At least he has a better hairline then Alex

  • @MrSakemanni
    @MrSakemanni5 жыл бұрын

    there's also a spanish campaign in napoleon as dlc. it's not too big but it's pretty fun, you get spanish guerrillas and stuff

  • @spiderking121
    @spiderking1215 жыл бұрын

    Today was actually my day ISP thank you for noticing

  • @GirlWhy31
    @GirlWhy315 жыл бұрын

    This video came out on the day my cat had to be put down so I’d say I’m not one of the people that was having a good day.

  • @noticxever9317
    @noticxever93175 жыл бұрын

    I love the title and the thumbnail

  • @LeeRenthlei
    @LeeRenthlei3 жыл бұрын

    Davout was Napoleon's best Marshal!

  • @sniippiggydigg
    @sniippiggydigg5 жыл бұрын

    New to your channel ISP, but good content all round, get a big multiplayer going, there'll be a bigger scramble than for that for Africa

  • @timfizz5678
    @timfizz56785 жыл бұрын

    *I hope you find the guy who was vaping on the front lines*

  • @adrock_sokolov6570
    @adrock_sokolov65705 жыл бұрын

    When you joke about the fishing rod, but then it's Minecraft

  • @TeeloSeyna
    @TeeloSeyna5 жыл бұрын

    Finally some love for Davout

  • @iknewit5678
    @iknewit56785 жыл бұрын

    The thumbnail looks like one of those steal his look memés

  • @TarkiBoy
    @TarkiBoy5 жыл бұрын

    All this time and we’re still using the gravy baby thing...

  • @rmk3155
    @rmk31554 жыл бұрын

    4:19 Just like Calligula with the attack on Neptune (God of Water)

  • @Neopipas
    @Neopipas5 жыл бұрын

    Warhammer, Fly into Kislev on griffons.

  • @youroldpapapalpy1894

    @youroldpapapalpy1894

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why would you even want to take Kislev?

  • @Neopipas

    @Neopipas

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@youroldpapapalpy1894 It is seems to be the warhammer equivalent to Moskou

  • @samarmstrong2373
    @samarmstrong23735 жыл бұрын

    Rip Austrians -(June 27 2019 - june 27 2019)

  • @blazer181
    @blazer1814 жыл бұрын

    when you say most of your kills are artillery, Artillery only

  • @eldercaesar
    @eldercaesar5 жыл бұрын

    ISORROW! YOU CANT SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAINE! You can’t go around saying March of the eagles willy nilly

  • @steinarbergy1541
    @steinarbergy15415 жыл бұрын

    Sounds, fun

  • @komorulerm8617
    @komorulerm86175 жыл бұрын

    GREAT for birthday I get ISP best day

  • @beaversforlife1298
    @beaversforlife12985 жыл бұрын

    Summer is coming students. (GOT music plays in the background.)

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott95355 жыл бұрын

    "That guy has a fishing rod."

  • @beefyblom
    @beefyblom5 жыл бұрын

    This is so me except the bald and french parts also the napoleonic wars part

  • @herrnein4164
    @herrnein41645 жыл бұрын

    ISP winning a game of Total War while RPing as Alex the Rambler.

  • @user-jx4lf1bj2s
    @user-jx4lf1bj2s4 жыл бұрын

    I like the way Russia has its army in Moscow when its capital is actually SAINT PETERSBURG

  • @zaert21
    @zaert215 жыл бұрын

    Either Peninsular war DLC or one of the coalition campaigns like Prussia, Russia, Austria or Britain.

  • @lenkalenech3102
    @lenkalenech31025 жыл бұрын

    Hello ISP, consider trying Imperial Glory, an "old" game on the napoleonic Era. Pls try it out it was my favorite game as a child.

  • @hrach1384
    @hrach13843 жыл бұрын

    I searched up Isorrowproductions being depressed and this is the first video I got

  • @General_Dave_1
    @General_Dave_13 жыл бұрын

    Oh hey its Marshal Davout.

  • @uduegegdudvevve7330
    @uduegegdudvevve73305 жыл бұрын

    Napoleon total war is so cool and I like it so much because of that and Isorrow is cool so therefore I like Isorrow because he is Napoleon total war

  • @shadoeboi212
    @shadoeboi2125 жыл бұрын

    oh god this is the giant british robot anime timeline

  • @thoughtfulpug1333
    @thoughtfulpug13335 жыл бұрын

    Appreciate the love for Marshal Davout. He was probably Napoleon's best general. Shame during the Waterloo Campaign he was made Secratary of War and not given a proper military command.

  • @joseph7299
    @joseph72995 жыл бұрын

    You know what you haven't played in a while? That's right March of the Eagles

  • @trasitza2268
    @trasitza22685 жыл бұрын

    March of the Eagles artillery only

  • @Monika-ok6lp
    @Monika-ok6lp4 жыл бұрын

    The Iron Marshal ...poor him

  • @comradep8519
    @comradep85195 жыл бұрын

    is it bad that i knew the other napoleonic game was march of the eagles before he even said it

  • @alexanderstoyanov7464
    @alexanderstoyanov74645 жыл бұрын

    We need more Total War Napoleon !!

  • @bonboll5012
    @bonboll50125 жыл бұрын

    The British Fleet, probably "Sir, the enemy is sending an army over the channel" "Lemme see the Cliff of Dover in peace, sergeant" "SIR, BRITAIN IS GOING TO FALL" "But this cliff tho..."

  • @kajuta575
    @kajuta5755 жыл бұрын

    Any more sub goals ISP

  • @chainsaw5302
    @chainsaw53025 жыл бұрын

    I have had surgery and laughing is not recommended for me Dear lord save me

  • @joshuakent3848
    @joshuakent38485 жыл бұрын

    Yes more Napoleon

  • @Hilter420
    @Hilter4205 жыл бұрын

    It would be really cool if you could play Barbarian Invasion as the western romans

  • @lebobross2736
    @lebobross27365 жыл бұрын

    March of the eagles. Do it you won’t no balls

  • @racermario1881
    @racermario18812 жыл бұрын

    "Bald Depressed Frenchman" *shows Davout*

  • @kaiwelford6924
    @kaiwelford69245 жыл бұрын

    I'm not a gravy baby, I'm chicken stock

  • @Guntank
    @Guntank Жыл бұрын

    9:20 lol Napoleon just Pearl Harbor'd St. Petersburg and Moscow

  • @themilo1567
    @themilo15675 жыл бұрын

    If you're looking for interesting Total War related stuff to play, I would recommend the Third Age mod for Medieval 2 or the Fourth age mod for Rome Total War. Both are very awesome, especially if you like the Lord of the Rings.

  • @greaterFool3765
    @greaterFool37655 жыл бұрын

    3:24 Looks like you had lots of fun shouting Klagenfurt. Just to give you another laugh, Klagenfurt basically means flat passable river, where everyone complains for some reason. German city names are great.

  • @addisondeweese2646
    @addisondeweese26465 жыл бұрын

    Does he call us gravy babies because he cares? Or because we make him "gravy".......... Also he needs to eat biscuits and gravy

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner69805 жыл бұрын

    Well a depressed German defeated France in 60 days

  • @EmpereurNapoleonBonaparte

    @EmpereurNapoleonBonaparte

    5 жыл бұрын

    ThomasTurner69 Well, an egotistical Corsican French with his bald French friend defeated Prussia, the main German power, in a week.

  • @martonk
    @martonk5 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, the famous Austrian city of CLANGENFURT

  • @shawn5190
    @shawn51905 жыл бұрын

    The bald man (Marshal davout) was actually a badass IRL. Look him up

  • @theduckthatsits
    @theduckthatsits5 жыл бұрын

    Do napoleon again but with 40 unit stacks and double unit strength with darthmod. You get absudly massive armies of like 10-15k fighting and PCs today have no problem running it.

  • @kubilaydogru3797
    @kubilaydogru37974 жыл бұрын

    After getting wet to my underwear and nearly falling to a puddle but instead getting splashed by a car from the said puddle this videos intro is finally for me. At least I'm not Napoleon, 200 year old and dead.

  • @judekelly8298
    @judekelly82985 жыл бұрын

    How the fuck did I read that title as “How a bald Frenchman won the Napolionic wars dressed as a Frenchwoman”

  • @guutooy
    @guutooy5 жыл бұрын

    The title of this video should really be called, ”how ISP won the napoleonic wars”...or maybe Drew Durnil

  • @lordcommanderdire5113
    @lordcommanderdire51135 жыл бұрын

    ISP sends his regards...

  • @nnvist
    @nnvist5 жыл бұрын

    Ladies and gentlemans. Today, 100 years ago, the Treaty of Versailles was signed. Press F to... you know...

  • @martinnolhaf3151
    @martinnolhaf31515 жыл бұрын

    Again I ask for the March of the Eagles Artillery only challenge!

  • @flavivsaetivs5738
    @flavivsaetivs57385 жыл бұрын

    4:25 Napoleon invaded Egypt to theraten British India 11111!!!!!!!!1!!11!

  • @jacarajackson62
    @jacarajackson623 жыл бұрын

    the thinkery

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