Publius the Mighty, direct ancestor of the famed Biggus Dickus

@peterrudman3109

5 жыл бұрын

I remember watching that

@nonameisaname8480

5 жыл бұрын

“He has a wife you know”

@oscarredfearn3492

5 жыл бұрын

@@caiawlodarski5339 that is literally what he said

@johnsupergeil7098

5 жыл бұрын

@@oscarredfearn3492 no he he flipped it around

@ajaxtelamonian5134

5 жыл бұрын

What the famed cousin of Naughtius Maximus?

90 years old in 179 BC... A man chosen by the Gods

@DannyB1111

5 жыл бұрын

It’s not absurd, ancient life expectancy was heavily skewed by extreme child mortality rates.

@DrunkenCoward1

5 жыл бұрын

Philosophers in Greece 600 BC often became as old as 100 years. Really nothing out of the ordinary for richer people.

@MFvanBylandt

5 жыл бұрын

that guy It is really old and honestly close to absurd. I would compare it to around 100 by our standards. People back then died significantly earlier in their adulthood than they do now.

@DrunkenCoward1

5 жыл бұрын

@@MFvanBylandt No, people back then also often made it to up to 100 years. Before that, even. It's not even THAT rare.

@MFvanBylandt

5 жыл бұрын

@@DrunkenCoward1 I have never seen any evidence to suggest that. The Wikipedia Category: Ancient Roman centenarians has only 5 names (only notable figures ofcourse) for an empire that lasted 985 years. It happened, but it wasn't common.

ALL OF ROME WILL BE AMAZED AT SUCH A VICTORY! THE DAY IS OOOURRRSSSS!!

@XDlosDominicans

5 жыл бұрын

*GOOSEBUMPS*

@herroberbesserwisser7331

5 жыл бұрын

Literlly beating an rebel army of 2 naked peasents...

@1kvolt1978

5 жыл бұрын

@@herroberbesserwisser7331 Using full Doom Stack Of Fully Upgraded Three Golden Chevroned Urban Cohorts. All of Rome will be truely amazed, sure. :D

@Thouse_Muchachos

5 жыл бұрын

i can hear that comment

@tatigan1389

3 жыл бұрын

When they say this after I've beaten a Greek army twice my size, it's cool. When I've beaten a rebel army comprised of peasants and dogs... it's still cool, because this is Rome Total War Goddamnit!

Who was a better General? Publius The Mighty or John The Armenian?

@guilibleworm1237

4 жыл бұрын

Publius forever

@fekssnek367

3 жыл бұрын

Their the same person

@fuzzydunlop7928

3 жыл бұрын

@@fekssnek367 It is known.

@kostas3577

3 жыл бұрын

@@fekssnek367 Publius never died

@AhanSalty

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you leave Zipoetes the Lewd behind..!

First two notes: F3 and C4. Plink: G6 Distance from last video: Major third up.

@raphaelborges9795

5 жыл бұрын

You are doing god's work

@Limonnyy

5 жыл бұрын

Your ancestors are smiling at you

@bananajoe4494

5 жыл бұрын

No first alltilery only rome total war please spread the Good Word

@tomzhackray6116

5 жыл бұрын

Ironside Pitch Boi wtf does this even mean?

@ongesucc4979

5 жыл бұрын

nice

Rip Publius the mighty and his heir Titius. Publius died in battle titius died getting gang raped by a bunch of Egyptians

@SonKunSama

5 жыл бұрын

Publius died because he was turning into a goddamn fossil

@Gokaes

5 жыл бұрын

ahhhh ahahhahahahah

@thatguy3421

5 жыл бұрын

Titius died by Egyptian Sea Men

@matthewtaylor744

5 жыл бұрын

F

F for Publius, god amongst us mere mortals

@Crusader-fu5ry

5 жыл бұрын

Why art thou not subscribed

@SleepingSlave

5 жыл бұрын

@@Crusader-fu5ry F

@caleb7922

4 жыл бұрын

F

@paliga9837

4 жыл бұрын

F

@CodytheHun123

4 жыл бұрын

F

9:28 seriously, what? I've played this game since I was 6, I've never seen this ever.

@Misterkill800

4 жыл бұрын

same!

@farmerboy916

4 жыл бұрын

Back when I played Medieval 2 on disk, I was able to force myself to be at peace with the rebels through diplomatic interactions with other factions, a couple of times. Never have been able to replicate that on steam, maybe it was stealth patched.

@baconbliss4796

4 жыл бұрын

Well you didn't have publius the mighty now did you

@Minty1337

2 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure it's because ISP messed with his game files, and accidentally added rebels to the playable faction, so they got diplomacy on accident

@Bob2854

Жыл бұрын

First play through I got this I think it’s when a diplomats faction dies and the diplomat defaults to being a rebel.

Imperator Rome is looking great

@ploxman

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, keep it up Sammy Sam Sam

@herecomedatsovietbylat565

5 жыл бұрын

I'ma clap those cheeks boi

Please press “F” to pay your respects to *PUBLIUS THE MIGHTY*

@arch3223

5 жыл бұрын

F

@Messyschmitt

5 жыл бұрын

f

@louieblanco179

5 жыл бұрын

F

@chrispeck8616

5 жыл бұрын

F

@tacitregular2852

5 жыл бұрын

F

Anybody notice Publius had amongst his traits "UNHINGED LOON"

Broken dreams so grand Sing of his final stand Long live Publius Brought by soldiers hand back to the fatherland Long live Publius Rex Publius will be considered a Historical Figure I swear to Jupiter

@foughtstatue1023

4 жыл бұрын

Nice Sabaton cover

@ilania95

4 жыл бұрын

All perfect everybody, just a suggestion from a Latin teacher slash Sabaton fan; change Rex to Dux (general) and you get an historically accurate rewriting

@danieleriksson5587

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilania95 I Thought Dux was Master? Never the less this shit is epic. And

@danieleriksson5587

3 жыл бұрын

HE IS IN MY EYES

@redmenace5536

3 жыл бұрын

@@danieleriksson5587 Dux means 'leader' as far as I know.I mean Mussolini was called 'il duce' in italian and dux' genitive is ducis so, yeah

“Juli are conquering great provinces while I am in the desert” he says, conquering Egypt, the place with the literal most population in the game, while Gaul probably spams warband, decreasing their population to -3. You really haven’t played this game in a long time have you?

@fw6938

5 жыл бұрын

Producing troops reduces population??

@bishdish.

5 жыл бұрын

Flo Wed yes

@richardcooke5876

5 жыл бұрын

@@fw6938 in the original total war.

@kesorangutan6170

5 жыл бұрын

Step 1: Conquer Patavium. It has 6% pop growth or something. Step 2: Build everything that increases population growth in Patavium Step 3: Spam hoardes of peasants in Patavium Step 4: Conquer Europe with ease since barbarian factions sucks Step 5: Send peasants to low pop/pop growth provinces you conquered. Then disband them. This will increase province population. Thus allows you to upgrade settlements. Step 6: Use Patavium to populate Europe. Build farm upgrades and sanitation everywhere. Don't build temple of Ceres. Build temple of Jupiter. So you'll have lower corruption. Congrats! Now you have high pop powerhouse faction. The only problem is you have to deal with rebellions more often. Just keep the taxes low or normal. The money you got from farming and trade can sustain you

@12345678924439

5 жыл бұрын

Youre talking like low pop is something to worry about? I usually spend my time decreasing populations rather than increasing them

Some Roman leader:"let's leave Rome for a while I'm sure it won't fall" Legit 2 seconds later Rome: *falls*

@Lycanicpotato

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@BattleUnit3

5 жыл бұрын

Ah you know how it is. Birds fly Fish swim Rome falls

@Lycanicpotato

5 жыл бұрын

Let Move the capital to Byzantium and rename it Constantinople they say forget about Rome it won’t fall.One Century later “DAMN YOU CONSTANTINE”

Who also no lifed Rome TW back in the day?

@sirb_s6190

5 жыл бұрын

😁

@ajaxtelamonian5134

5 жыл бұрын

You know nearly failed all exams because of it XD

@mercurianrepublic5943

5 жыл бұрын

i no life medieval 2 now,but i used no life rome.

@nIhIl34

3 жыл бұрын

I still have fond memories of my epic clash with lugenotrix.

Ballistas only at 400k?

@jansase624

5 жыл бұрын

Yeet

Artillery wasn't a thing back then, was it? Wait B A L L I S T A

@aarosundvall

5 жыл бұрын

@@bohemond7426 guy throwing really big rocks

@BruhMoment-xj6sx

5 жыл бұрын

*_The Cohortes Urbanae wants to know your location_*

Your playing as blue Furry Rome and the Greeks are charging at you with pointy sticks. Hmm...

@mikhailbirbovski6059

5 жыл бұрын

no. i do not want roman furry "stuff"

@nichl474

5 жыл бұрын

+Dynassote You're

@shoukokomi6419

5 жыл бұрын

*notices pointy stick* OwO what's this?

@landenell1750

5 жыл бұрын

Pierce me daddy UwU

@weef5968

5 жыл бұрын

Dynassote Pointy fetish uwu

3:48 will siwa ever know peace

when your general dies you can keep reaload so many times that he will never die, for example my king of sparta was about 120 years old and then he turned 0 age :D so he was about 200 years old in the end of my campaing xDD (i guess they just used 7 bits for age variable)

@brettausten1259

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@bubbleezzz4942

4 жыл бұрын

you can find the setting in campaign_db file max age is set to 120

*Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well*

@kanal2123a

5 жыл бұрын

Are you polish?

@theleonid4377

5 жыл бұрын

@@kanal2123a Im slovak but thats close

Was playing Rome Total War as the Selucids on very hard when this video appeared. Still really enjoy this game a lot after all those years! Somehow it just feels a lot nicer to play this game than any total war after Medieval 2. Probebly has something to do with the fact that i like the old look of the game, and that i really like to mess around with the family tree..... promoting Generals that perform well to be the faction heir, killing of entire parts of the tree because the generals there are the childs of the man that lost a major battle.... it all just feels so good!

@Asbestos_

5 жыл бұрын

What a coincidence. I too play seleucids right now

@MarcusRayGonzalez

5 жыл бұрын

I love the game, and the Europa Barbarorum mod makes it 10x better

@keizervanenerc5180

5 жыл бұрын

@@MarcusRayGonzalez haven't tried that mod yet. Only played vanilla and Darthmod. But now i am finaly playing on very hard, so probebly will try EB sometime.

@MarcusRayGonzalez

5 жыл бұрын

Keizer Van Enerc EB improves the ai, and it completely overhauls the meta and historical accuracy

@kantina4765

5 жыл бұрын

Ballo Don't listen to this guy

My dude! Thank you, you have an uncommon humor and it's absolutely marvelous!

*You'll always be in our hearts publius*

@magrnror-4329

5 жыл бұрын

F

Peasant apocalypse at 500k (Rome total war peasant only at 500k and reference to 3kliksphillp)

@thatguy3421

5 жыл бұрын

Or artillery only challenge?

@snorrett

5 жыл бұрын

afghanistan only vic 2

You didn’t meme us with the iron side intro again, I’m getting worried.

@excitableboy7031

5 жыл бұрын

HIS ANCESTORS ARE SMILING UPON HIM, IMPERIAL. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?

@FearlessXful

5 жыл бұрын

He did tho

@phantomaviator1318

5 жыл бұрын

*Where is the uwu clang*

I actually love you isp. That intro was just so inspiring and emotional. Thank you.

You're so funny. I'm a fan from Italy. I hope you'll have in future a big success. Well done bro!

F for Publius the Mighty

4:52 "Publius the Mad"

This is now one of my new favorite videos, all of your jokes were on point

Just got back into Rome, so glad you made this :)

"Decapitate our kneecaps" Gonna let that one sink in

@panzerofthelake506

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm don't get it

8:27 I'm dead.

You have brought a level of sheer joy to playing Rome Total War that I have never seen before. That was great!

“Incendiary pigs” that’s probably the most terrifying phrase

"Do you think god resides in heaven, because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" -spy kid 2

Build a skyscraper in skyscraper simulator and make it Publius’ monument

@splageristics84

4 жыл бұрын

Publius' massive, rock hard monument

Publius the Mighty, The Beloved of the Gods

You’re intros are the greatest

Total war: cool math games

Can we get “ it’s camel time!!! “ to be a meme

Aah Rtw, one of the best games ever( im serious). I got so nostalgic by ur Vid. I cant forget that on the hardest difficulty how much egypt or the brits beat me every freaking time. Aaah memories...

I have never seen such an excellent tactition

You "remember" the good old days in Rome. Is ISP going to be the fourteenth Doctor? Blasphemy.

@deltoroperdedor3166

5 жыл бұрын

Who says that timelords can't regenerate into Gay Trotsky?

@oz_jones

5 жыл бұрын

Oh god help us all

360 P TIME

F for Publious.

I thought i had a friend Then he Said he hated me all

F for... PUBLIUS THE MIGHTY

F for Publius

I still play this game and its still as amazing as 13 year old me remembers it:P I too came home from school playing this for 3 hours but I had friends doing the same so when our parents said that we had to go outside we played and reenacted Rome Total War. We weren't too papular with the ladies:P

Fun fact: the great Roman general who defeated Hannibal’s name was Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus.

My Ancestors are smiling at my artillery libtards, can you say the same?

Memories

now this , this is EPIC

haha great video, enjoyed watching it 😎

The best tw game

@hakeenthebest2092

5 жыл бұрын

napoleon total war is best

@v4enthusiast541

5 жыл бұрын

Donthurtmehmemes Medieval 2 is way better

@pieterpietersen9438

5 жыл бұрын

It’s a tie between medieval 2 And rome.

@v4enthusiast541

5 жыл бұрын

Pieter Pietersen Radical centrists strike again REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@jooj2955

5 жыл бұрын

Medieval 2 + Expansions.

Top quality intro meme this time ISP

You captured the whole of Africa. This video deserves a like for the time you put into the gameplay alone, let alone the editing that came with it.

When Hes says Kneecap he reminds me of the Bronze Kneecap....anybody remember him ?

@sirb_s6190

5 жыл бұрын

Memories 0_0

Publius the mighty > Alexander the Great

Love the TW meme content. Please do every game in the TW universe!

Can we please have more of this.

F for Publius, he was our hero :'(

Pube-lius

Keep up the intros dude, they’re funny

This video has the best version of the Ironside intro

What about Publius the cool Cuz he played coolmathsgames

@komododragon2344

5 жыл бұрын

no

@nethersaynether611

5 жыл бұрын

S W O L

Even today I enjoy playing this game. It has best and easiest interface and game is super ez to navigate. I don't care about graphics if game is good. And this game is way better than any total war game in my opinion

Best opening yet.

F R I P Publius the mighty you may be gone, but you will always remain in our hearts

2:33 you know, this statement is somewhat historically accurate and I hate that it is

Noice 360p True Fans will watch anyway

@DarthEstebanMontoya

5 жыл бұрын

Not sure if you would notice any real difference at 1080p.

@syruspich5484

5 жыл бұрын

Fatal Peasant fucking pleb this was written by the 144p gang

@fatalpeasant6799

5 жыл бұрын

@@syruspich5484 OOF

This hurts, my memories.

Your videos sound like me playing RomeTW as a kid and talking to myself, so thumbs up I guess

5:55 SO CANNAE

@abderrezakghozlane4427

5 жыл бұрын

GOD DAMN IT

@willtattersall1940

5 жыл бұрын

DONT GET IT

My daily porn has arrived!

I also loved that game back then. And the pigs.

I'm Surprised ISP didn't just edit the game files so he can have access to all the factions. Even the ones you aren't meant to play even if you conquered them in a campaign. Good fun playing as the Rebels which are completely Broken.

Can we agree that Greeks and Romans are edgy versions of eachother?

@voltagedrop5899

5 жыл бұрын

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@cheekii6182

5 жыл бұрын

that just gives you infinite edge

Screeches in autism Ima like this since I'm lonely and suicidal, it boosts my low confidence.

That intro was top quality

F rip publius....publius would want more of this

F

I have nothing else to say: f

Every time I play total war I just have lunch you total War videos

The good memories

what hoi4 mod is this

@jooj2955

5 жыл бұрын

Italy expanded focus tree.

@madafaca3277

5 жыл бұрын

Titus the mighty

>The "Failings" formation Not sure if I misheard that or thats what isorrow really said

Godspeed Publius

Great intro, Frank has a great KZread channel too

f for publius also please a part two where you fight the other roman tribe.

Furry? More like coolmat-

@TheGman2101

5 жыл бұрын

Whats this OwO KILL ME

@landenell1750

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheGman2101 Stab me daddy uwu

8:20 possibly the funniest total war AI moment, this needs an award

@TheArmin7471

4 жыл бұрын

Ant the Gord It's actually very common in RTW

This is great, more of this. F

Play age of empires 3

F for Publius the Mean, the Brave, THE MIGHTY

Ohhhhh.... Memories!

Lucius brought along the Adeptus Custodes to Crete apparently

Now everytime ISP uploads a video i start to think.... "How Will the Ironside intro be this Time"