Look man, if it was up to me, every single title to every video on KZread would have lots of amazing profanity. But they've got arbitrary rules on what I can and can't put there, so enjoy your free asterisk.

@juanes8931

Жыл бұрын

sh*t man that sucks

@bakatoaster6000-yt

Жыл бұрын

Dam

@germx1488

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry I fill it in for you.

@zoinks008

Жыл бұрын

what 🍑🕳️s...

@ajpgofacoconut6191

Жыл бұрын

that sucks

Imagine making a joke so good that you made someone laugh 2000 years later

@therealdarklizzy

Жыл бұрын

Imagine archeologists discover our comments one day...

@rxwrxo

Жыл бұрын

@@therealdarklizzy how would archeologists uncover our jokes. Just try and explain

@Mr-Chick

Жыл бұрын

@@rxwrxo I think he is broken

@therealdarklizzy

Жыл бұрын

@@rxwrxo They would dig them out from the dirt and carbon date them.

@grousewithakeyboard

Жыл бұрын

@@therealdarklizzy Most jokes are not written they are either spoken or added to the internet

I love how bathroom grafitti is the most human way to tie us to our ancestors

@tacidian7573

Жыл бұрын

On November 19th I went off to purchase groceries and immediately afterwards posted this comment.

@chilfghfh1949

Жыл бұрын

@@tacidian7573 On November 20th I read your comment and then decided to post this.

@heaterpastel9997

Жыл бұрын

@@chilfghfh1949 On November 22th, I replied to this comment and decided to go sleep for 5 consecutive 60 minute's

@ElpatitoCuakHD

Жыл бұрын

November 22th

@tacidian7573

Жыл бұрын

@@chilfghfh1949 On November 22nd, I felt honored to read your comment mentioning my comment.

They weren’t shitposting everywhere. They were shitting everywhere.

@rikustorm13

Жыл бұрын

Yup

@garrettberkowitz5873

Жыл бұрын

So they were shitposting and posting shit

@MsAhutch

Жыл бұрын

That's where the term comes from, they posted whilst taking a shit, thus shitposting

@andregon4366

Жыл бұрын

Secundus only shat in one place.

@PescaColorata

Жыл бұрын

.

"If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girfriend" This man doesn't fear to declare that waifus are real and proud to have one for himself. Absolute chad.

@mewmew8932

10 ай бұрын

The og rizzler

@melonmusk8924

10 ай бұрын

Except he had a real woman, not a 2d waifu.

@MasterChaoko

10 ай бұрын

​@@melonmusk8924The ancients had to make do with what they had

@ligma445

9 ай бұрын

that or he could be saying his girl is as fat as the planet Venus

@LethargicScientist

9 ай бұрын

The original wife guy

Reminds me of this cave art somewhere in Europe, the writings were 20ft up on a wall. When they actually got up there to translate it, all it said was: “This is very high.”

@ye11owman29

Жыл бұрын

trolled

@jlco

Жыл бұрын

That has some Elden Ring energy.

@Demonic_Tang

Жыл бұрын

It was in the Nordic regions of ancient Europe, made by vikings about 1500 years ago. Viking humor has always just been big trolls

@dane1382

Жыл бұрын

@@Demonic_Tang TFW you get to the attic in the Hagia Sophia and find some medieval Viking graffiti. you translate it, and it just says "Halfdan was here."

@2-bit567

Жыл бұрын

Has the same energy as the sign that says "There are no Easter eggs up here. Go away." In San Andreas

I genuinely love this kind of "people were always people" historical minutiae

@Lucifersfursona

Жыл бұрын

Unironically it’s like my favorite thing about - history - people We were always chaotic goofballs. Always 😂

@himanbam

Жыл бұрын

TIL how to spell minutiae

@alex.g7317

Жыл бұрын

Minutiae Means: The small, precise, or trivial details of something.

@alex.g7317

Жыл бұрын

*minute

@X3GreenTea

Жыл бұрын

@@alex.g7317 minutiae and minute are two different words

These and Japanese/Chinese poems/letters about how weird their pet cats were are the best. I still love the painting of an armoured walking his pet cat.

@lightmorrison5404

Жыл бұрын

Where could I find those poems

@CA-9526

Жыл бұрын

Rich ancient Egyptian making their dead pet cats into mummies seriously be like:

@PolarBear-rc4ks

Жыл бұрын

I believe that image is just a recent illustration, not genuinely ancient

@RabbiHerschel

Жыл бұрын

There is a poem written in the 9th century by an Irish monk who lived in a German monastery about how the monk liked to watch his cat hunt mice while he studied.

@elhugox1

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't there one about a monk that said "no wind can push me", then another replied "fart", then the monk enraged when to the guy house, and the guy went "so, no wind can push you, but a fart is enough to send you here"?

The funniest thing about that bread quote: That quote outlived the autobiography of a roman emperor.

"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity." I think this is my new favorite Roman quote.

@TurtleShroom3

Жыл бұрын

I want to see that in the original Latin.

@Gabriel-br4qe

Жыл бұрын

real mgtow moment

@amelia078

Жыл бұрын

@@TurtleShroom3 I've been looking everywhere but so far I haven't been able to find it rip

@lukegavin124

Жыл бұрын

This is the greatest quote ever made

@lilbluridinghood6296

Жыл бұрын

Chaotic bisexual energy right here.

Imagine the mountain exploding one day and having your deepest desires uncovered like 2000 years later

@nickkohlmann

Жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@cy_torrent

Жыл бұрын

We just exposed Lesbianus' Likes

@himanbam

Жыл бұрын

Imagine in 2000 years when historians are looking at your browsing history

@Jesse-xg8rk

Жыл бұрын

Or your shitting spot

@danielfleck8065

Жыл бұрын

@@himanbam :(

For some reason this reminded me of how the Yucatan peninsula was named. When the Spaniards arrived at the Yucatan peninsula they asked the natives there what the name of their land was. The natives replied in their language “I don't know what you're saying” and the Spaniards took it as one word and now the name of that place is the "Yucatan peninsula"

@thedarklrd6714

Жыл бұрын

That's so weirdly funny. The "I don't know what you're saying" peninsula

@gabry2558

Жыл бұрын

So same as kangaroos if it's true for both cases

@arkle519

Жыл бұрын

lol I didn't know such an elegant sonuding name had such an frivolous etymology

@vornamenachname989

Жыл бұрын

Same with kangaroos actually, James Cook's men asked the locals for the name of the weird animal jumping on his hind legs, and the local just said "kangaroo" or in English "What did you say?" and they thought that was the actual name Edit: Forgot to write name at the end lmao

@lilenwasnothere6867

Жыл бұрын

the avá people (or the guaraní) where named guaraní because that's what they yelled when they saw the spaniards. it meant "attack them".

"I made bread" is the Roman equivalent of meal pics on Facebook.

I love how all of them are about shitting or sex, except the one with two bros just hanging out, which could very well still be about shitting or sex

@thedarklrd6714

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the two most important things to human culture

@forestdude5168

Жыл бұрын

@@thedarklrd6714 and also the one dude baking bread on 19th

@soylentgreenb

Жыл бұрын

@@forestdude5168 Yeah, but I figure that's still just a euphemism for pinching off a loaf.

@peanutcake.

Жыл бұрын

@@forestdude5168 Unless he shit the bread.

@MightyCaullie

Жыл бұрын

The guy who made the bread on April 19th and the two friends, both are very wholesome

Human comedy has not changed in the slightest. Some Roman lead sling bullets excavated from battlefields have had messages such as "ouch" "crack your teeth" "catch" and "attack Pompeii's arsehole" engraved onto them

@anawfulperson

Жыл бұрын

and then people think modern humor was invented like 3 years ago

@Xbalanque84

Жыл бұрын

"War never changes." Also, "Ave, true to Caesar."

@ultracrit9531

Жыл бұрын

@@Xbalanque84 Fuck the NCR

@dane1382

Жыл бұрын

for those who dont know: pompeii was also the name of a great roman general, caesar's rival

@2-bit567

Жыл бұрын

@@Xbalanque84 Legion ain't funny enough to be Roman

The fact that Secundus had to clarify three times that it was the spot where he defecated, like an animal marking his own territory, never ceases to make me laugh.

@Dystopia54109

2 ай бұрын

Lesbianus too, he was known to write his own shit on clean walls until someone caught him 😂

4:19 Missed opportunity for Gayus and Analus

i love stuff like this because it shows how even though they were alive thousands of years ago, had completely different culture and spoke an entirely different language, they still had a sense of humor

@greenishpiss3588

Жыл бұрын

I find it beautiful.

@DecisionsRQuestionable

Жыл бұрын

humour brings us all together as a species

@nyancatpoptart5441

Жыл бұрын

@@DecisionsRQuestionable unfortunately humor no longer is looked upon as acceptable anymore. So we are all divided.

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger

Жыл бұрын

@@nyancatpoptart5441 My favorite stance on this is: everything is sacred or nothing is. I prefer the latter - mock everything, laugh at everyone.

@alejandropetit6573

Жыл бұрын

@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger same, I understand why firmalities exist, but I still love living life while laughing at everything, including myself, and just knowing that at the end of the day it's alright to screw up from time to time

I’ve got to wonder if that baking bread one was a Latin euphemism lost to time, or if that guy was just really excited about making his bread

@wakawakawakawaka8804

Жыл бұрын

You know what, that's actually a possibility.

@jeremiahvires7864

Жыл бұрын

I was expecting him to say "this is a euphamism for losing his virginity"

@MerkyMan_

Жыл бұрын

I believe by making bread. he means taking a shit.

@red5t653

Жыл бұрын

I mean isn't there that whole saying about pregnant women having a "bun in the oven?"

@shaventalz3092

Жыл бұрын

He put a little bun in the oven, wink wink nudge nudge.

3:23 “are you winning son?” 😂

@LandonMac32

Жыл бұрын

Omg I didn't think about that lmao

@Dystopia54109

2 ай бұрын

Bro his son was a player

My saddest one but favorite one: “We two dear men, friends forever were here. If you wish to know our names, it is Gaius and Aulus.” - found left of Pompeiian bar door 😢 Hope they’re reincarnated somewhere in modern Rome, still drunkenly writing their names and shitposts on a bar wall somewhere.

@Larry-jp1pf

Жыл бұрын

True

@stephenrusso6019

Жыл бұрын

Revere the ancestors.

The things in the graffiti they left shows just how little we have actually changed in thousands of years. My personal favorite of the ones I've seen is "Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog"

@johnsherfey3675

Жыл бұрын

I feel like this is the ancient version of "get a room".

@aquelacoiso6684

Жыл бұрын

@@johnsherfey3675 If I recall correctly, performing oral sex on girls was a taboo and made people see the man as less masculine. So this would be the same as someone from a rural part of Texas writing "Brian, stop fucking men's asses on the alley"

@Lucifersfursona

Жыл бұрын

@@aquelacoiso6684 ancient Pompeii dj khalid

@johnsherfey3675

Жыл бұрын

@@aquelacoiso6684 Aww okay that makes sense.

@JudgeNicodemus

Жыл бұрын

@@aquelacoiso6684 if i recall correctly it was because Romans put great emphasis on oratory skills. So, as a man, giving oral to a woman was actually gonna get you seen as a slave in those times, it was a worse position to be found in than with another man in you.

As a history dweeb Im delighted you mentioned Herculaneum with Pompeii. So many folks ignore it despite it being just as important if not at least as well preserved. Edit: I wish I was a baker

@spicy1615

Жыл бұрын

You know... I always wanted to be a baker

@axeljuarez1593

Жыл бұрын

I respect the dream of wanting to be a baker

@Knap4501

Жыл бұрын

Dude I remember touring Pompeii and seeing “so-and-so was here” and campaign slogans all over

@fabioalbert101

Жыл бұрын

You wish you were Hannah Baker?

@kmcclellan9820

Жыл бұрын

I'm a baker. It's alright.

The thing that impresses me the most about Roman graffiti is that I feel like it's also a good indicator about how surprisingly literate city-dwelling Romans were. We know there were schools and teachers for the upper class and some of these boys were probably among those crass and bored enough to write these graffiti, but I feel like their omnipresence in these preserved cities makes it much more likely that these were simple commoners who had to learn to read and write in order to get by one way or another.

@gayusschwulius8490

Жыл бұрын

Some estimates say that over 90 % of Roman citizens were literate at its peak, and in Italy itself it was probably even higher than that. They really had a very solid culture.

@germanmemerboi3157

10 ай бұрын

Afaik, they even had public teachers teaching kids in the street, so for an ancient culture, comparatively well literate.

"Oh my lusty son, With how many women have you had sexual relations?" I did not have sexual relations with any women

man these guys were wild. Imagine being so proud of your sex life that you just have to write it down on a wall for everyone to see.

@moratolca

Жыл бұрын

we do the same on the internet tho

@Enderlinkpawnu

Жыл бұрын

@@moratolca I don't know saying the same thing on Twitter doesn't have the same gusto as literal graffiti.

@moratolca

Жыл бұрын

@@Enderlinkpawnu i agree. tweeting something takes seconds. but getting some paint and going out at 4am takes some real determination

@iplaygames8090

Жыл бұрын

@@moratolca 4 am? You mwan at noon while shitting on someone porch

@corndogonasticc

Жыл бұрын

I love how it technically works the same as twitter, just less effort lmao. Human moment in 4k.

Never forget Gaius and Aulus, besties for eternity.

This is a big win for us. It proves without a doubt that shit jokes, farts, and sex jokes are not inappropriate, it could be the very thing that makes us human. Faith restored

@ganjagriffin4426

Жыл бұрын

thats it, i don't identify as human anymore

5:16 first historical account of "fuck around and find out"

This reminds me of that one inscription in the Hagia Sofia that was in Norse runes and people tried to decipher it and when they did it was a random carving by a Norse hired guard that said “Halfdan carved this”

@Raycheetah

Жыл бұрын

And thus did Halfdan achieve a form of immortality, known across the globe by many, centuries after his passing. =^[.]^=

@Demicleas

Жыл бұрын

He was probably a vangarian guard then. They always did have a weird thing going on compared to most other Vikings.

@christopherstein2024

Жыл бұрын

Halfdan when Wholedan walk in: ᛘᛋᛘᚴ

@memesfromdeepspace1075

Жыл бұрын

When long enough time vandalism turn to hystoric artefak

@pressaltf4forfreevbucks179

Жыл бұрын

@@Demicleas what do vikings have to do with Hagia Sophia???

If you visit Pompeii, you can both visit the brothel (with Latin graffiti complaining about stds) or buy bookfuls of nsfw graffiti from the Romans

@circumferenced

Жыл бұрын

Who do i gotta ask

@monkofdarktimes

Жыл бұрын

I remember reading it. I liked it

@gabry2558

Жыл бұрын

The brothel even had the "menu" on the wall in tiny mosaics

@arbsallaku6478

Жыл бұрын

waiiiiiit....the romans DID HAVE FANFICTION

@milkuetea

Жыл бұрын

Man, even if I would've died I wish I lived in the shit post capital pompeii in one of my past lives

i like to imagine that the female gods to the ancient romans were like anime waifus to modern day weebs

@wesleyfilms

2 ай бұрын

There’s were probably more than a few weirdos into Medusa and other monster girls lol

@LovedLamb

Ай бұрын

😂 I mean Greek Goddesses which were the same as Romans had fanclubs such as women who done rituals for Demeter.

I love how these graffitis just show how persistent the Human spirit is, it doesn't matter how many years pass, nor how many cataclysm we suffer, the human will always remain an animal.

@memesfromdeepspace1075

Жыл бұрын

I mean we are animal .to big to be germ to fast to be plant 🤣🤣🤣

'TODAY I BAKED BREAD" IMPLYING THAT the bread you ate on April 19th was baked with the same hands that wiped his ass on that stool. It's a greatest shitpost

@balonkita185

Жыл бұрын

So that's what it means. Damn

@misterkillroy2952

Жыл бұрын

Oh, the poetics of the shit post

@TheNapster153

Жыл бұрын

This comment does not have the consent of the Guild of Millers.

@christopherstein2024

Жыл бұрын

I think he just pushed a giant loaf out his oven and it was steaming and spreading much aroma.

@Emanuele_Polisena

Жыл бұрын

delicious 😋

Gaius and Aulus’ message was so genuinely sweet to me that I wanted to honor them in a series I’m concepting. Sort of an “ordinary people from two different time periods reaching out” sorta thing

@mildlymarvelous

Жыл бұрын

Ikr? It genuinely touched my heart. Literally friends forever 🥺

@spacecowboy7568

Жыл бұрын

@@mildlymarvelous And they ASKED if we wanted to know their names! Dead for over a thousand years and still has manners!

@PrimataGamer

Жыл бұрын

That sounds interesting! Good luck on your series

@floptaxie68

Жыл бұрын

Wow that’s awesome

@undreadecembrie

Жыл бұрын

I have never heard something cringier or more boring.

Holy shit this is the high/middle school toilets but old and in a fancier language.

I love how the Romans were like "state sanctioned violence, femboys and shitposting" And Americans just straight up copied the homework.

@alexodeh

Жыл бұрын

America and Rome are literally the same state with language differences

@pleasureisgood5957

Жыл бұрын

I wish,npt enough femboys.in America,we need more.

@_blank-_

Жыл бұрын

@@alexodeh Based on slavery: check Aggressive expansion and genocide: check Love their army: check Morally and sexually deviant: check Crazy inflation and rotten economic system: check Probably going to be toppled by crazy Christians: check Works because of an army of (wage) slaves: check An aristocracy pretending to be a republic: check

@alexodeh

Жыл бұрын

@@_blank-_ yes

@stephenrusso6019

Жыл бұрын

@@alexodeh probably going to go out the same way too. It's Ironic really being of Italian origin. this is what my ancestors saw but even dumber. The similarities between the two are actually pretty disturbing.

Is it weird that this is really humanizing and connecting them for me. Like, before they were just mysterious ancient people I never thought about beyond existing at some point... But now I'm realizing yeah they weren't actually that different...

@Paronak

Жыл бұрын

I shat in this spot

@PoeticNixon

Жыл бұрын

Humans have always just been that, humans. Moving around our rock and trying to make sense of the world. And sharing our shit spots

@cybr69lol

Жыл бұрын

Today, on the 21st of November 2022 8:11 p.m. GMT +8 I took a shit on the toilet

@blo.8679

Жыл бұрын

I blo, peed a little and took a poop when reading this comment.

@pressaltf4forfreevbucks179

Жыл бұрын

I poo pooed farted

5:32 I audibly awww'ed at that.

There was a map found in a home in Pompeii, and above the town where mount vesuvia had been drawn, smoke was added above it. Someone had taken the time during a horrifying event to record it, not knowing if anyone they knew or loved would survive. They were funny, and they were philosophical, and they sought to be remembered after they were gone. They were human.

Something I learned today: shitposting is enraised in the human nature, and we cannot change this

@normanclatcher

Жыл бұрын

The enraisement can be settled with a cold shower.

@hossdelgado626

Жыл бұрын

The only good thing about us arguably

@Eggyteevee

Жыл бұрын

@@hossdelgado626 depends of the pov tho A m o g u s

@Eggyteevee

Жыл бұрын

@João P K in their case, yeah

Fun fact, one guy is found encased in ash just jackin it. The world was collapsing around him and he decided to get one last one out. Legend.

@jokerman9623

Жыл бұрын

I hope he was able to relieve himself before being encased in ash

@OhPhuckYou

Жыл бұрын

I'm getting ready to do the same thing.

@hossdelgado626

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, even as a teenager learning this I was like "yep, makes sense to me"

@Littlefighter1911

Жыл бұрын

Stress relief.

@Masterdeath16

Жыл бұрын

the thing is he never got to finish because if he did he would not be in that pose

Caius and Aulus: The best bromance you never heard of.

3:57 That's gotta be the baddest coming out sentence ever.

The one about sticking it in fire burning you feels like the earliest attested version of “Don’t stick it in crazy.”

@endymallorn

Жыл бұрын

Or, watch out for the clap.

@trueblueclue

Жыл бұрын

I thought he caught an STD

@hossdelgado626

Жыл бұрын

All of these answers are gold

@ShinChara

Жыл бұрын

It's referring to the Flame Atronachs in Skyrim.

@surrk1057

Жыл бұрын

@@ShinChara they limited edition tho

It wasn’t social media. It was bathroom graffiti, which hasn’t changed in millennia. It’s “CEL-a-dus” and “Thray-shun.” I’m sure the “I made bread” thing was a euphemism or an inside joke.

@memesfromdeepspace1075

Жыл бұрын

I Made bread in bathroom graffity implilyng he bake the bread after or before go to bathroom the same day with same hand !!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@soloapricot

Жыл бұрын

In fact, I remember one very local arthouse film about two prisoners, where one of them comes with a plate of shit to the other and literally says, "brother, I brought some sweet bread to eat", so I suspect the essence of the inscription may be in such an idiotic but funny statement and if so, it's funny how much the choice of words, the very essence of humor and so on has not changed in a couple of millennia

@pedrofreitas4262

Жыл бұрын

You mean Keh-la-dus and Tra-ksi-ahnus (or Tra-ks, depending of how is writen in the original)?

@curtisthomas2670

Жыл бұрын

Made bread was a euphemism for taking a dump, a good firm stool looked like a loaf of bread 😅

@user-wz6qy1sz4m

10 ай бұрын

​@@soloapricotthe green elephant

Nordic runes were once found on the hagia Sofia, everyone expected it to be some amazing. When translate it simply said, "Halfdan was here"

In many medieval manuscripts knights were depicted fighting snails as a sort of parody of traditional stories of the time. It was accentually a meme.

You ever wonder why we call money "bread" it's because in ancient times bakers were GETTING. THAT. BREAD.

@PossibleBat

Жыл бұрын

Even better, salary, comes from salt, as in ancient people were payed in salt (rare resource, very valuable, to preserve food amongst other things)

That "On april 19th i made bread" has another significance... Let's just say that writing was on the same wall where Restituta was nominated...

He left out the most direct "l screwed the barmaid"😅

6:08 Honestly what floors me here is the fact that apparently the word "potty" existed in the times of ancient Rome

@theloweffortchannel7211

Жыл бұрын

Chamberpots

Just looking into historic findings of people in the past really cements the "the more things change the more things stay the same" I also recommend a youtuber called toldinstone for roman history more focused on roman's everyday life. My favourite is his videos about imaging how a time traveller will deal with visiting ancient rome.

@nickkohlmann

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the recommendation! Will check

@dildoswaffel6144

Жыл бұрын

@@nickkohlmann why is war bad?

@zhiracs

Жыл бұрын

@@dildoswaffel6144 because the motherfuckers who start them never actually fight themselves.

@dildoswaffel6144

Жыл бұрын

@@zhiracs look up general butt naaked

@mehmetgurdal

Жыл бұрын

Oh jeez. Now I have a week worth of binge material and won't be able to get work done. Are you happy now? :D

With the restitutus and restituta thing in Roman culture girls would take on the feminine version of their husbands name after marriage and before marriage their names would be the feminine form of their father’s name and they would’ve differentiated from their sister by order of birth such as “prima” being what the first born daughter was called and “secunda” being what the second daughter would be called. Kinda fucked up they didn’t get their own names but this was like 2000 years ago.

@renderproductions1032

Жыл бұрын

That’s pretty crazy, although it is quite similar to what we have today with last names.

@Astavyastataa

Жыл бұрын

Bruh the men were also named by numbers. This was common across the world. Get out of here with this SJW crap.

@shadowcween7890

Жыл бұрын

@@Astavyastataa Why is that the response? It's just weird to have a family name but not your own name. No thing more.

@Astavyastataa

Жыл бұрын

@@shadowcween7890 that was literally common practice throughout history for many ages and is still the case in many places. Don’t apply modern cultural sensibilities to history.

@diegoidepersia

Жыл бұрын

@@Astavyastataa romans while they did sometimes number the children it was the norm for females and a less strict rule for men

me when a mountain explodes and 2000 years later historians check your search history:

1:15 The greenscreen made it look like his headphones are just kinda floating there. I would like to acquire some of these futuristic floaty phones.

To be fair, the last one was probably about a turd that was shaped like a loaf of bread

@exotic1405

Жыл бұрын

Sneaky

@greenhowie

Жыл бұрын

careful it's not in the oven too long or you'll struggle to get the door open

@bobby_greene

Жыл бұрын

@@greenhowie worse than that is when it overproofs and gets too gassy and spills out of the pan

Fun fact, that "weep you girls" graffito is actually a poem written as an elegiac couplet, so it can be sung like the works of the greatest poets. "Vōs mea dēservit iam verpa dolēte puellae pēdīcat cūlum cunne superbe valē" "-" represents a long syllable and "u" a short one. In this poem, "x" is long (though it can be a short syllable in the place of a long one in some other poems). A ˈ means the syllable is stressed (which in Latin is independent from syllable length, though you can use said length to know where stress will fall). A vowel with a - over it is held for around twice the length. Any syllable ending in a consonant is also held at that consonant for longer. - u u / - - / - - / - u u / - u u / - x - - / - - / - / - u u / - u u / x ˈVōs ˈme a / dē ˈser / vit jam / ˈver pa do / ˈlē te pu / el lae Pē ˈdī / cat ˈcū / lum / ˈcun ne su / ˈper be ˈva / lē

@CleopatraKing

Жыл бұрын

HELL YEA FUCKIN OTHER LATIN STUDENTS

@kell_0741

Жыл бұрын

ayy get a load of this guy

@Xbalanque84

Жыл бұрын

*[INSERT FLASHBACKS TO "SHADILAY" HERE]* Sometimes, I really love our species.

@WestOfLee100

Жыл бұрын

what the fuck?

@sneeble8342

Жыл бұрын

This was not in fact, a fun fact

A friendship like Gaius and Aulus's is something many of us can only dream of.

“The one who buggers a fire burns his penis.” I felt that one.

Always remember that several people in Pompeii, in their final moments decided to get one out and ended up doing it for the rest of time

@lainhikaru5657

Жыл бұрын

The best way to go.

@cactus2

Жыл бұрын

what a chad way to go

@Blaze_1379

9 ай бұрын

going out in style

thank you for the history lesson my teachers wouldn't give me because it's "Too unscientific" and "What the fuck is this" and "How did you get in my house" like, just tell me nicely.

@RadioMan2023

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@NewCanada

11 ай бұрын

He has a point. How did you get in his house? 🤔

@alfatazer_8991

7 ай бұрын

​@@NewCanada Through the front door duh...?

This is incredibly similar to those random "shitposts" in communal toilets in the Ottoman era, such as: "Bunu yazan Tosun, okuyana gosu,n" meaning "Tosun who wrote this, will beat anyone who reads this" so hilarious even if it doesn't make any sense 😂

On April 19, he made bread. ON APRIL 19, THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, AND INDIVIDUAL MADE BREAD. ON THIS VERY DAY, APRIL 19, CENTURIES AGO, A PASTRY WAS MADE. WE SHALL REJOICE THAT ON THIS DAY, APRIL 19, SOMEONE MADE BREAD TO EAT.

@SlicedBread2014

Жыл бұрын

3 cheers for the ancient bread baker hiphip

you know you're a geography person when you knew about thracian being from the balkans without this guy telling you

@jextra1313

Жыл бұрын

I feel like being bosnian gives you a slight advantage

@ZALJK

Жыл бұрын

whats up my epic balkan bro

@awesome346

Жыл бұрын

Jesus loves you!

@chadiusgigadious7017

Жыл бұрын

I’m not a “geography person” and I knew it. I guess it’s just my chad energy then.

@presentrama

Жыл бұрын

@@jextra1313 that is true though

As a classics student who recently visited Herculaneum and Pompeii, and someone whose day has been real sh¡tty; this video was honestly a gift from the gods and the perfect way of drying tears, thank you huggbees.

@ynpavo

Жыл бұрын

hey bro, I'm here if you need to talk to someone

@rainonanya

Жыл бұрын

@@ynpavo thank you so much, I really appreciate it

@ynpavo

Жыл бұрын

@@rainonanya np bro

@DJHastingsFeverPitch

Жыл бұрын

Don't you mean a grift from the gods

There's actually a whole list of all the recorded graffiti in Pompei and Herculaneum (and elsewhere across in the former Roman Empire) and a lot of it is basically the same stuff. Even an entire menu chiseled on a wall was uncovered in Pomeii after they excavated a thermopolium (an ancient Roman restaurant/buffet line), prices and all.

@kevaughnmerrill6534

Жыл бұрын

That's awesome. An accurate roman menu with prices!

@mrtrollnator123

Жыл бұрын

I know it's dark to say this, but thank god Mt vesuvius nuked pompeii and burned it to the ashes, since it preserved almost everything

I love how shitposting literally began with people taking a shit and writing about it on a wall.

This is going into my “insult your worst enemy” playlist

aw yeah, was waiting for a video on the best bromance in history GAIUS AND AULUS BROS4LIFE

6:42AM CST April 7th 2024: I'm currently Making the Shit on the "Wall" of My Toilet. Praying no gigantic burning rocks find me.

My favorite part of history is when mount Vesuvius said "It's Vesuviusing time." And Vesuvius'd all over Pompeii

reminds me of some ancient viking writing found waaaay up high in an ancient cave, which once was thought to be religious, actaully saying "this spot is high"

@TurtleShroom3

Жыл бұрын

I remember reading about Varangarian runes in Constantinople literally reading "[DUDE'S NAME] carved these runes!".

@memesfromdeepspace1075

Жыл бұрын

Troll 100

Lord knows what these ancient trolls would be writting if they had access to internet.

Pompeii was more sh*tposty than most, I suspect. Don't ever forget the guy covered in ash after the volcano exploded who was holding onto his junk, in a desperate race against time to rub one out before the poison cloud overwhelmed him (you know he failed because his hand was still there)

@user-ye4ek7gq5c

8 ай бұрын

Well, if that guy failed (which is a logical conclusion), then some of those who didnt have their hands on their junk must have succeeded

I can't believe you didn't cover my favorite piece of ancient graffiti: _"Lo, my gentile readers, this wall engraving hath been commissioned by Lord Raid, Legend of Shadow. Come hither, using mine reference words "Fecal Wall", to acquire riches and women as your heart desires!"_

Huggbees humble beginnings with How it’s Made evolving into this..? I’m here for it.

Historical moments like this prove that throughout time, as much as humanity has changed, we've also been that same kind of person for centuries.

1:51 "Forward this email to seven friends or get ten years of bad luck"

It's nice to know that, although we are worlds apart in terms of technology, ancient humans were pretty much exactly like us.

@Dan_Kanerva

Жыл бұрын

i wouldn't say "worlds apart"... These guys had better concrete and roads that we have now , had running water and home-heat systems , advanced knowledge of germs , efficient sewers , compass and observatoriums , flexible glass , surgical instruments , and even analogical computers like the famous antikythera device. The Romans were so ridiculously advanced , that many of their inventions weren't re-discovered until the 18 century.

@joe-op2gr

Жыл бұрын

@@Dan_Kanerva shits crazy

I heard somewhere that back then "baking bread" could be a euphemism for taking a dump, pinching a loaf as it were. Taking the Browns to the superbowl, or the coliseum in this case

@hossdelgado626

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's a long brown round thing that's steaming hot. Drawing the same joke with the same logic isn't hard, just speculation on our part without something to back it uo

@orfeo793

Жыл бұрын

yeah, thought that euphemism was obvious to most people haha

I love the “On April 19th, I made bread”, it feels like the ancient equivalent of saying “I did something at some point”

Secundus. The first man in recorded history who made a literal shitpost.

Im pretty sure that "baking bread" was slang for taking a shit back then.

5:00 a Thracian is also a type of gladiator. I’ve heard of that graffiti in reference to gladiators, and in rome they were seen as basically sex symbols. So it’s more likely he was a gladiator than some dude from the balkans. Especially because thracians were seen as barbarians, so it’s not something you’d generally catch a native bragging about.

@kukifitte7357

7 ай бұрын

A thracian is just someone from thrace

All I can think of is Ceasar reading a steamy love letter from Cato the Younger's sister during a fucking senate meeting. After Cato, like an elementary school teacher asking a student to read a note they recived in the middle of class, demanding he read aloud no less. One of the funniest (Western) Roman History facts imo.

They sound like Dark Souls messages

@dylantrashmint8379

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they kinda do

3:23 sounds like the earliest version of the "are ya winning son?" meme.

If the Roman’s aren’t talking about Qundale Dingle when I get my time traveling device done, then I’m gonna be disappointed I’m back and I see why they fell

If I’m not mistaken, one of the earliest dirty paintings depicts either cleopatra or queen Hatshepsut (I can’t remember which) being taken from behind by men with comically large phalluses because they didn’t like her rule.

im sure that in the next 10000 years (if we haven't destroyed earth or have gone extinct) people would find ancient school bathroom graffiti and then they could laugh.

"What was one thing you can name originated from Ancient Rome and changed the world?" "Shitposting"

Imagine a graffiti artist who only tags historical graffiti in proper Latin. Just to confuse people and see if anyone gets it.

2000 years and these guys keep making us laugh... fucking legends, that's what they are.

I love watching Huggbees when my ear infections get too painful. Laughing at his jokes does a good job distracting me from the pain

This is exactly why I love this channel In a word where all content and media is reposted and recycled, it’s so refreshing to have so many original ideas for videos! And it’s entertaining every single time

@V_SABITRON

Жыл бұрын

Huggbees is just reposting memes from 79 A.D. smh

@nickkohlmann

Жыл бұрын

@@V_SABITRON lmaoooo

7:08 Centurion: "Between the dates of April 19th and April 22nd, I teleported bread."

@goldngamer1365

Жыл бұрын

*HOW MUCH?!?!*

@Blueskies2513

Жыл бұрын

​@@goldngamer1365 i have done nothing but teleport bread for the past 3 days

@CatiosPizza

Жыл бұрын

​@@Blueskies2513☠️

@Merasus

Жыл бұрын

​@@Blueskies2513 VHERE!?!?!? VHERE HAVE YOU'VE BEEN SENDING IT!?!?!?

3:45 Glad to know horny bdsm is quite alive and well in Ancient Rome 😂🤣

@ciphergacha9100

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know how to tell you this, but they are all dead

"We have invented nothing."

4:00 Mans really said "To hell with Pussy... BUSSY'S WHERE IT'S AT!!!!" LET'S FUCKING GOOO!!!