Thanks for watching, everyone. Except the people who didn't enjoy it.

@keithgrender3758

3 жыл бұрын

You were awesome in Madison! Come back anytime.

@lisamartin8794

3 жыл бұрын

You are hilarious, thank you!!

@HotChocolate1994

3 жыл бұрын

That crowd seemed pretty stiff

@Imfromtheyear3452

3 жыл бұрын

The way you layer stories together is perfect! And some of your delivery reminds me of Mitch Hedberg-which is awesome.

@keysersoze6854

3 жыл бұрын

The ones that didn't like it have no sense of humour please don't think I was complaining wen I said alot was missing I just meant compared to ur usual because normally ppl heckle u on purpose must have been nice to have a normal crowd..peace.

the helicopter line killed me. perfect delivery.

@86nabatat

2 жыл бұрын

Loved that one 😂😂😂 its like you could never guess where he was going with that bilud-up, n then the “guy messed up” classic 👏🏻🤘

@britter1955

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I lost it 😂

@matttrafton2725

2 жыл бұрын

Helicopter pilots get a bad rap as it is. Most helicopter emergencies are mechanical.

@907biker6

2 жыл бұрын

theres one thats even better where a heckler walks into the helicopter line, disgruntled parent. it was comedy gold.

this guy's voice would be good for a murder mystery audiobook

@jade2927

3 жыл бұрын

Fs

@lorireed8046

3 жыл бұрын

More like to go to sleep.

@cray_play7542

2 жыл бұрын

pls that would be awsome

@ejyounggun08

2 жыл бұрын

@@lorireed8046 Why do you think that? His voice has many inflections. No monotone. As someone that just got back from a cross country trip and spent many hours driving, his voice certainly would've kept me awake; entertained.

@lorireed8046

2 жыл бұрын

@@ejyounggun08 Difference in people? Male voices put me to sleep? It's not meant as a jab. It did, in fact, make me fall asleep. I listen for 2 minutes , tune him out and go to sleep. People aren't all the same? Never meant it that way. But, yes... asleep is what I get from his voice.

"You taught a murderer how to walk That's the first part of murdering!" 😅😄😂

@swordsmancs

2 жыл бұрын

I love the delivery on that line

@simonsmith1974

Жыл бұрын

I just love this guy's humour. He nails it every time.

@jesuschristiscallingyou953

Жыл бұрын

​@@foxfireman188😂

@PatchworkUSA

9 ай бұрын

So why is that funny?

He takes airline jokes to a whole new level lol

@red5llaw

2 жыл бұрын

A Mile High perhaps?

@CosmicFlux

2 жыл бұрын

To a whole new *height*, perhaps?

@andrebrown10101

2 жыл бұрын

He goes above and beyond

@kristenlandon796

Жыл бұрын

Or to a whole new altitude? 🙃

I've seen his stuff so much and hearing him not swear during his sets changes my experience so much but he still conveyed perfect energy and I loved it.

@andrew20146

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly seems like many bad comics use swearing as a crutch. Good comics can be funny without it.

@Livia4now

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrew20146 i agree and i disagree because i feel like swearing is a good way to convey emotion in a story and present it in an accurate way to how they were feeling at the time but there is a difference between swearing for the sake of swearing and trying to incorporate it to the dialogue of the story.

@notsure1969

2 жыл бұрын

I know, it's weird for me too.

@jamesmcinnis208

2 жыл бұрын

"so much"

@Flibbybibby

Жыл бұрын

@@andrew20146 Ok boomer.

"How'd this pizza get here?"... "should we keep it?"

@saranemecek1976

3 жыл бұрын

Its not mine!

@muhammedomar5399

3 жыл бұрын

Who's joke was it originally

@MrBarakados

3 жыл бұрын

@@muhammedomar5399 Actually his, it was a response to a heckler a few years ago

@heruhcanedean

2 жыл бұрын

@@muhammedomar5399 We just watched Steve Hofsetter, not Carlos Mencia. Not all comics "re-use" other comics jokes.

@Klaaism

2 жыл бұрын

Ooo pepperoni

Thank you for calling out those lazy folks who say "they have someone to clean that up." As a custodian listening to this while cleaning, I see some messes and shake my head and think how in the world did this happen?!

@Flippokid

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but if people didn't make messes you wouldn't have work. Or less of it anyway. Do I really want to deprive people of their livelihood?

@linshanhsiang

2 жыл бұрын

@@Flippokid Oh so you think they're doing the cleaners a FAVOR by making a mess? Like they wouldn't sweep and mop if people didn't drop food and soda all over and worse? Think before you comment!

@Flippokid

2 жыл бұрын

@@linshanhsiang Not between every movie, and not with as many people as they need now.

@Ultimita01

2 жыл бұрын

@@Flippokid so custodians only work at movie theaters? lol and yes they clean without spills even moreso now due to covid. People like you... smh. Custodians arent hired to clean up messes, they are hired to maintain. They just have to clean up messes as well but thats a small part of their job.

@liamorrison4484

2 жыл бұрын

I would like to deeply apologize for ever having this mindset. When I was younger, I thought you didn't have to clean up very many things, so leaving messes for you was genuinely helpful. Obviously I'm not completely stupid anymore, and I know how much disgusting stuff you have to clean up super often, and I'm deeply ashamed of my past mindset. Thank you for doing the work people like me don't have the guts to do, you are truly needed and appreciated.

True- following kids around “don’t die” all day is exhausting.

Russian nesting doll of irresponsibility. 😂 I broke on that one bad.

This guy a brutal genius. Clever and sharp laffs. He summed it all up with a gut punch of intense jokes. I loved this right away. Thanks DRY BAR.

@paigeherrin29

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@Psychol-Snooper

3 жыл бұрын

So, are you subbed to his channel? It's very active.

@Comander555666

3 жыл бұрын

check out steve's own channel if you didn't already, great content!

@86nabatat

2 жыл бұрын

Clever & Sharp indeed 👏🏻 love the comedy that’s not so theatrical n involves brain, leaves room for personal interpretation as well.

I've heard this set in both forms and I prefer dry, I add the curses myself internally. I can hear the nuance Steve puts into his choice of substitute word. Well done. A true performer, adaptable.

@red5llaw

2 жыл бұрын

It takes PURE GENIUS to tell a Filthy Joke cleanly.

@robinmccall3845

2 жыл бұрын

Boring.

@adriank9234

2 жыл бұрын

@@robinmccall3845 exactly, no swearing diminishes the whole experience.

@AKSoapy29

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen this set before as well, and yeah, very dry, I personally liked the other one better. Funny content either way, just two different ways of conveying it.

@sallybilzon3507

2 жыл бұрын

Me too, but l like how the absence of swearing gave the material a wholly different feeling. It’s as if swearing is an adrenaline inducing chemical; when the lines are punctuated by the f-word, mania ensues. Here was a sense of calmness, like a life raft drifting, gently riding the waves but with the sense that, unbeknownst to the occupant, there’s a huge waterfall just around the bend.

His example of people who can’t get around a pillow reminded me of how hopeless sims are all the time... “oh look a rubber duck; I guess I can’t eat now..”

@mechengr1731

2 жыл бұрын

I once lost a family of Sims bc one had set their plate down in a doorway, another set the stove on fire, and they chose to stand around the burning stove bc they failed epicly at using a fire extinguisher

@wintersbattleofbands1144

7 ай бұрын

Did you mean "simps?"

@tevjun8856

3 ай бұрын

@@wintersbattleofbands1144Sims. Like from the game series Sims

"I like peanut butter, can you swim!?!" I can't. 🤣🤣🤣

@brandyroberts4322

3 жыл бұрын

Squirrel! Hahaha oh, that's the next thing I thought she might have said but yet that was pretty freaking funny

@ricardoscale1285

3 жыл бұрын

Lmbo that was indeed funny. Especially when you yourself talk to people like that in your own life!!!!!

@adamwilliams2679

3 жыл бұрын

But can you swim IN peanut butter?

@jessi_katya4185

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamwilliams2679 sounds tempting to try. 😆

@adamwilliams2679

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessi_katya4185 @jessi_ katya haha well I noticed you're someone who actually posts videos, so you'll have to film it if you ever get brave/drunk enough to try! I'll confess I'd never heard of IPSY before so I watched your latest vid. Your shirt makes me wonder, do you work with a rescue? Your ink makes me wonder if you're from New York. Your hair makes me jealous. I've had long hair for 20 years, but much of it has abandoned ship☹️ it's purdy thin now; I miss that thick mane feel. Finally, enjoy the hell outta those kiddos while you can! My stepdaughters are 23 & 21 now. It goes so dang fast!! Have a great day!

“Eventually kids become smarter than dogs … like around 27 or 28.” 🤣🤣 In some cases THAT is being generous.

This guy!! "I got mad cause she didn't even say thank you!" 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

@ricardoscale1285

3 жыл бұрын

Lmbo

@lilithpentagast351

3 жыл бұрын

That's not what he said

@catharineorellana3522

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilithpentagast351 - Close enough. Don't nit pick!

Steve really nails the lines in this set. Would love to see him live someday

@lokidecat

3 жыл бұрын

Can attest; he is great live. Saw him here in Portland..

@DOMbeyondtheblackwall

3 жыл бұрын

dare ya to heckle lol

@Jadeskorpion

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, he's fantastic live. Only comedian I've felt the purchase of the tickets to see them was 100% worth it.

@red5llaw

2 жыл бұрын

You just did! 🤔

@andyacts2

2 жыл бұрын

I saw him At Morty's Comedy Joint in Indianapolis the weekend he recorded one of his specials, and talked to him after the show. He is exactly as easygoing and chill as you would expect. Great guy.

When I was a kid, there was an outlet that had gotten taken out and I stuck a metal hanger in there and it shocked me. So I did it again. A dog would never do that.

@tonyacosta4574

2 жыл бұрын

Me 2

Getting Steve Hofstetter on Dry bar is equivalent to getting someone like Kevin Hart on here. Steve Hofstetter is famously amazing. Would have been epic if there was a heckler in the crowd but Dry Bar would have kicked that person out and banned him/her for life. great bits as usual. thanks Dry Bar.

@FlyingBalcony

3 жыл бұрын

epic crossover

@ilikepeanuts7396

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just compare one of the greatest comedians of the 21st century to a ginger known for getting owned by his audience? Seriously?

@bakerfresh

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilikepeanuts7396 hahaha haha,Oh snap. But, yeah I only know him for this. Surprised he was on Dry Bar because I just was introduced to him from KZread where he always says he wrecks someone because he's a strong gay, ut it really had nothing to do with the conversation and usually it's the opposite and he's being rude. It seems, at the time and maybe his set is better?!? But on his own channel he had more owning, but not owning videos. He's no Kevin Hart...but Kevin isn't The Greatest, but who is?

@clayrauch9718

2 жыл бұрын

@@bakerfresh The greatest is purely subjective, unless you are going by sales which Kevin has been on top as the highest earning comedian and for selling out the biggest venues. So as far as sales, Kevin is the greatest at those times.

@enumaelish9193

2 жыл бұрын

@IfWhiningAtProblemsWorks, WhyDoCorporationsLobby? Kevin Hart is the junk food of comedians.

"Raccoons do it consistently!" Lmao! 🤣

@kristenlandon796

Жыл бұрын

Or rabbits 🐇

This is what I expected when I first came to dry bar comedy: The ultimate in dry humor! Steve Hofstetter really delivered in this one!

"They have people for that". I enjoy watching this over and over!!

His thought process is great. Strangely funny, I really enjoyed his twist.

Was waiting for a heckler to "get owned" the whole video

@icecoldchilipreppers6496

3 жыл бұрын

That's because I'm sitting here at home ruining the experience for my family instead.

@lauraodonoghue1348

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Utah is not breading hecklers

@worsel555

3 жыл бұрын

Guess Dry Bar told him he's not allowed to use "hecklers" to set up his material since it's always the same setup every time no matter where he goes... amazing coincidence, no?

@its_me_flee8188

3 жыл бұрын

@@lauraodonoghue1348 breading?

@thesingerintheshower

3 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean. I was thinking, "is he going to say something now? ...how about now? ...now?"

Loved the CK-esque absurdly long tangent about comparing dogs to children before hitting us with the “that’s why I don’t like talking to people on planes”. Glad to see you’re still out there doing your thing! I remember binge watching all of your heckler videos a while back, but I haven’t seen anything from you in quite some time. Thanks for all the laughs with this, man!

Steve's gotta be my favorite comic, period. Love his material. Hes pretty good with hecklers too, fyi

"I'm not the hero you deserve but I'm the one you need." Beautiful.

"...because you can mess it up emotionally but you cant let it die..." 🤣🤣🤣

That helicopter/kid bit gets me every time 🤣🤣

2 minutes in and I'm wheezing... This guy just got a fan.

Being able to make people laugh without being vulgar or crude is the true definition of comedy! Well done.😇👍

@sunnydaze2359

2 жыл бұрын

This guy is so funny I hated for his skit to end.

@emhu2594

2 жыл бұрын

He usually swears and it is funny as hell.

@kissit012

2 жыл бұрын

No it isn’t. Being funny is

@ashleythomas9350

2 жыл бұрын

YES!

I've NEVER wanted a comedian's story to be true more than this one...

Steve is my favorite comedian, I can't believe he did a clean show haha 😆 love this

That was seriously impressive. He took one experience, which had the potential to be laced with content, avoided it completely and filmed an entire special off of hijinx in the interim. Wow!

A plane once reversed on tarmac to pick me up .. if I missed that plane I would have miss my interview for entrance to school God Bless that pilot When I got on plane passenger asked who I knew bc he travels all the time never seen plane reverse on tarmac & I said God bc I prayed I get on that plane ...he didnt know what to say to me I passed my interview into school too. Very grateful for the kindness of people & the power of prayer to touch others.

@vorstadtprolll

Жыл бұрын

Bullschmid

Your humor is incredible Steve first time hearing you. Thanks for brightening up day

I loved this set. I love the delivery and sarcasm. My (ex) husband and I babysat for my friend's twin boys, age 11 months 3 weeks. We had them 4 nights. We put plastic plugs in every single outlet but one. The parents were at the end of the block when I heard my husband say, "Stop! Don't do that! Why?" and sure enough, one of the boys had crawled into my office, under my desk and put his tongue in the one exposed outlet. The parents were not more than a minute away when that happened. We had white tile floors and carpet. After the first feeding, the kitchen floor was orange and green, and the walls, too, so I brought them to their house for meals while I fed their dogs dogs. When the boys were done eating, the dogs cleaned them off and I hosed them down. It was the longest 108 hours ever. Straight out of a sitcom. Black sharpie markers on the walls, comforter, carpet, blinds... Kind of like that scene from "Raising Arizona" when the kid's wreak havoc on the trailer, but age 11 months and three weeks. Two weeks later, my husband got a vasectomy. We were cat people, not parents. Earlier we were banned from hosting high school exchange students again because my ex sent a 13 y.o boy to the airport wrapped like a mummy (seriously, like Halloween) from severe sunburn. He didn't check that a pale German boy had applied appropriate sunscreen for a day of innertubing down the river in Arizona during the summer. First host family to ever test out the health insurance policy.

"Doesn't even thank me, which I thought was rude." That was my champagne moment. That properly demonstrates the full beauty of the evolution of humankind to the point of genius comedy. So few words to hit us with a perfect comedy moment.

@kimberlygibeson4985

Жыл бұрын

I hope she sees this video 🤣

The sleeping during a plane crash was hilarious!

You can mess it up emotionally but you can't let it die 🤣🤣🤣

I don't think there's necessarily a virtue in avoiding swearing like the plague, especially if a person looks down on/judges others for cursing or being alright with it. However it is more impressive to me when any comedian can be as funny or funnier even sometimes, doing their set clean. Great job! Some of these folks are fantastic, this homie included. By the way I really appreciate all the content, especially in this vast barren wasteland of covid-caused lack of comedy

@bilindalaw-morley161

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with you. It bothers me when commenters for Dry Bar only seem to think a comedian is noteworthy because they aren’t crude, and don’t use profanities or swear. If that’s all a comedian has to offer, it’s a boring, non-funny show I really appreciate this channel. I’m Australian so would never normally get to see these artists. Especially in our time of plague!

He kept it mostly clean and did great.

@Comander555666

3 жыл бұрын

he's a master

@malkriss

3 жыл бұрын

Mostly clean ... no offense but did I miss something that wasn't?

@Dean0lson

3 жыл бұрын

@@malkriss nothing big... 19:00 & 24:00

@maggiejimenez45mj

3 жыл бұрын

He said hell 2 times...... Really?

@Dean0lson

3 жыл бұрын

@@maggiejimenez45mj like I said, nothing big

"A paper cut could decapitate someone in a plane crash." His next line should have been; "Then you should be taking away magazines, not pillows."

@samhowl1152

3 жыл бұрын

That's not funny.

@juliebaker6969

3 жыл бұрын

@@samhowl1152 says you.

@juliebaker6969

3 жыл бұрын

@@ohjoe2010 yeah, well I commented before he got there. I always comment imediately when something I want to say pops into my head, that way I don't forget to

@samhowl1152

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliebaker6969 all you did was state the obvious, that magazines would be a higher paper cut risk than a pillow. That's objectively not funny.

@samhowl1152

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliebaker6969 maybe you should think about it for a few seconds.

His narration really takes you places! It was GREAT!

5:50 is SO true! Don't die, don't die! Why are they so hell bent on doing stuff that could kill them?!! I swear I'm gonna cry! So funny!

I love charismatic genius comedians like this guy !

Lol!🤣 Didn't realize he could do comedy without cussing...very enjoyable. And funny.

"The crazy train had another stop to make."

"You just follow your child around just going don't die don't die don't die don't die, because you could mess it up emotionally, but you can't let it die. That's the rule, that's the rule!" 🤣

Hahaha!!! To can raise a murderer, but "you did your best!" Truth!!

Thank you, I needed a good laugh today.

This comedian has the cutest dog I always think he the realist person He is very bright and quick to retort I like him undeneath the harshness he seems to have very kind heart ....caring person

Brilliant! Thank you!!

Loving the dry sense of humor. Oh my word. 😂

I agree, Steve's flying jokes are superb. Bravo!

Steve Hofstetter is going places and looking out for his fellow passengers.

This should be required viewing for anyone considering having kids.

This is one of the best shows I've seen on DryBar so far. I'm in actual pain in the abdominal area cause of laughter 🤣🤣🤣 Hillarious!

This guy is great

I love this. It’s even better because the way he softens and raises his voice, it sounds like a motivational speech or slam poetry. He’s one of my favorites.

I have not laughed so hard in a very long time the paper cut joke was awesome , not to be outdone by the sleeping mask joke, that was so freaking funny! If anyone doesn't watch the full episodes you're doing yourself a disservice for a good laugh!

dude really doesn't get enough fame beyond his own youtube channel He's great, really.

Can't believe I missed a dry bar upload of Hofstetter. Completely ditched whatever I was watching for this. No regrets.

I wish I could have gone to see him live at dry bar, I live next to it. Too bad, but so glad to see it's been recorded. Thanks Steve!

Was so good to see Steve here. Like I know all of that material but it still is always fun to hear his delivery of it.

Love these sets, particularly gate 53C. 😂😂😂😂

I rememer his set almost word for word. I love Steve's comedy. Can't wait for the next time I can see him live.

I literally peed just a little from laughing so hard!

Ah, Steve Hofstetter on Dry Bar! How did you rein his profanity in?? Can't wait for the Louis C.K. and Eddie Griffin specials!

@Yoandrys23

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally thinking the same thing

@seanA416

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah definitely pushed it on a lot of jokes for Dry Bar, haha

@icecoldchilipreppers6496

3 жыл бұрын

Well he had to use a bunch of old material to fill the time slot to be fair. But yeah I'm shocked he pulled it off too.

@lauraodonoghue1348

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Louis CK was a no go

@danieltraina6761

3 жыл бұрын

I really liked the pauses it caused! The jokes are great both ways though

It's almost better the 2nd time! Maybe it's just in contrast to what else is out there. Also, it is such a relief to be able to relax when reading the positive and supportive comments here, and Dry Bar as well. Thanks 👍😌

@mikeh.7499

Жыл бұрын

Yep!

This is such a well written set

This guy is refreshingly hilarious! Loved it.

Wow! Hoffstetter doing a clean act! Awesome! Of course, they don’t heckle in the dry bar

So this is what a show looks like with no hecklers!! Ive seen almost all of these clips, many times… first time uninterrupted tho 🤣

His tangents and segment transitions were so so smooth

Wow, I've just found Steve, EXELLENT material, delivery everything. Love this type of humour ❤

I actually did stick a knife in an electrical outlet as a kid!! My hair used to be stick straight. After that...corkscrew curls for life!😂😂

@beatleme2

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@jessicajahn4005

3 жыл бұрын

@@DowntownJulieB Yes, of course! But I think my Finnish heritage might have contributed to that also! 😉

There's a huge difference between dogs and kids. Rofl

@samhowl1152

3 жыл бұрын

That's the joke.

@MrJoshcc600

3 жыл бұрын

Yay ones smarter 🤣🤣

Steve!! He’s the best. I used to watch him all the time!

@wrcummings

3 жыл бұрын

Chet, Didn’t you mean to say, I used to watch him all the time. I still do but I used to too?

@Artie32048

Ай бұрын

​@@wrcummings 😂😂😂😂😂

You are Hilarious. My husband and I are laughing so hard at everything you are saying because it's all true,we have kids( Thank God ,they are grown and have kids of their own now) and we have always had dogs,you are right on Both accounts and as for the airlines and the crazy train,Right Again.Everyone so needs more of you Every day especially Now,but even if there wasn't a pandemic, YOU ROCK.😂💙🖐✌KEEP EM COMING and God Bless You Steve.✝️🙏💜🦋

This guy is really good!!

Excellent

@asherfekadu799

3 жыл бұрын

he's timing is soo perfect

such high quality comedy. bravo.

My man makes good points all round

Saw him for the first time and I was laughing hysterically 😁😁 so good! Much needed jokes!

@cubanodiablo

3 жыл бұрын

I heard ya on the background

I can't wait for these people to look Steve up and be bombarded by obscenities. 😆

Laugh out loud funny! His timing is impeccable and his wit is enchanting. Can't wait to see more.

Certified Gold!!!!!

Holy crap I'm dying right now 😂😂🤣

Great material 👏

You are hilarious!I love laughing, thank you for this 👏

I could listen to this guy allllll day!!!

😂😂 So funny, because oddly enough, as a Narcoleptic, I've slept through everything, including Nascar races! Not sure I could sleep through a plane crash though 🤣

It was because of Steve Hofstetter that I found my favorite comedian, Jimmy carr. Not dissing Steve, just was watching one of his heckler videos and come across Jimmy's heckle videos and got addicted.

‘That’s the rule!’ Lol

Dry Bar introduces me to another new favorite!

I saw the story of the girl and her dog on reddit around two years ago. This was narrated so much better

This guy’s hilarious! 🤣😂 love this!

You really honed this set; one can see the incredible amount of time you’ve put into this since the first time I saw it. Great work.

I love it!