"Who's carrying me - the guy who just chopped my arm off? Or the guy who just let it happen?" ASSHHFJ DYING

ah yes, taako “flip wizard mcgee” taaco edit: JUSTIN LITERALLY CRYING WITH LAUGHTER AS MERLE GETS HIS A RM CHOPPED OFF

"you have the prettiest eyes" "yes I do but focus up"

@clwnpunk

6 жыл бұрын

THE FUCKING MONSTER MASH REFERENCE

The deal with tardigrades is that they're invulnerable to stuff like nuclear bombs and the void of space, but they get eaten by snails and the like by the millions. They even eat each other.

Okay so Taako now can: - teleport by disappearing into another dimension - shoot fireballs, lightning and magic missiles - perfectly change his appearance to anyone he got a short look at from far away - turn people into literal slaves that do anything he or his party commands - levitate himself, other people and objects - telekineticaly grab objects from a distance - detect and identify any form of magic in a 30 yard radius - enchant objects into other objects - look/hear through any wall - cast sleep - summon talking, rideable spectral creatures that are faster than racing wagons out of nowhere - enlarge any object to twice it's size - conjure up people's/creature's worst nightmares that do 4 d10 damage every round Wtf is up with mages in this system?!?

@bitchtitchs

6 жыл бұрын

Theyre real powerful but can be killed with a swift kick

@thevoicingllama3371

6 жыл бұрын

cryoboy Enough with you.

@martvanderhoek3355

6 жыл бұрын

Man, I know this is an old comment. But God, this guy is so much fun! I love people that complain! People that think they know better and try to correct people trying to have fun and trying to tell a story! God so much fun

@clvrblzzrd8333

6 жыл бұрын

ok i know you don’t have enough brain cells to read replies but you do know that they are loose with rules right⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮

@clvrblzzrd8333

6 жыл бұрын

like honestly they have fire extinguishers and robots so...

“666” what a great way to start an episode!

Transition back 38:29

@donkeyshspittle

6 жыл бұрын

Peregrine Hawthorne thank

@kevincastillo646

5 жыл бұрын

Muchas gracias por todoslos saltos!!

he totally has an axe i just listened to episode 1 and he had one.

I have to keep my voice down, I just put the spooky kids to bed

i love the fallout references and stuff?? im so happy because 2 things i love are (somewhat) coming together :')

Das over there out-acting all three of his sons in the med bay. Encoure!!

OOOHHH NOOOO MERLE!!!!!!!

If anyone can find the bonus episode and put it up, you'd be my hero.

"Goood... liiieed..."

"Meanwhile I'm just bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed."

because i just put the ... spooky kids to bed griffin's brain is a gift 💕

I love the inclusion of tardigrades.

MERLE! I'm glad he survived but poor dude!

@leam1978

5 жыл бұрын

listening now for the first time--it was honestly an unfair move by the gm

@ordinarytree4678

4 жыл бұрын

@@leam1978 eh, meh. Merle shouldve tried to roll an insight check to see if the voice was lying, but honestly seems like a pretty good ploy by the villain.

"And all of them are eggs that take 14 days to hatch. DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH."

32:06 "A million baby tardigrades burst out of the three tardigrades-" Magnus: "They are eggs and it takes 14 days for the eggs to hatch" -Myrle laughs their ass off- "Fuck" Magnus: "DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH >:D"

Why do microorganisms have a wisdom of >10?

@shaley57

6 жыл бұрын

Loser's Club well considering survival is a WIS based skill and these things can survive everything I buy it

@thevoicingllama3371

6 жыл бұрын

Sean Haley Agreed.

38:30

You can't have -1000 Kelvin though...

@ELSTERLING

6 жыл бұрын

Incorrect: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_temperature

43:12