"In my world, nerds are gay." The way they talk about star wars sounds like how stereotypical bullies talked about nerds and nerdy interests, Yet somehow now its empowering.

@stevenyee1055

19 күн бұрын

Shipper alert

@R005TERILLUSION

19 күн бұрын

@stevenyee1055 who's shipping?

@nagoalc6242

19 күн бұрын

I know right, it's just typical.

@TaoScribble

19 күн бұрын

Because it's just a costume to them. They like the "nerd" aesthetic, but they DGAF about any of this.

@paulmurgatroyd6372

19 күн бұрын

Sadly, that's all this entire vanity project is: her world.

"Some nerds are threatened by gay stuff.."? Threatened? No. Sick of it? Absolutely.

@ravoniesravenshir3926

19 күн бұрын

I agree.

@thatHARVguy

19 күн бұрын

The normal LGB (as seen in those posts) are sick of it too.

@Ultima1134

19 күн бұрын

I'm not bothered by gay stuff. I am Bi, myself. What bothers me is when it's very preachy or forced. Or when the actors going on camera and pretentiously preach about how much they want to make people upset. the goal shouldn't be to "make the nerds cry" it should be to make a good show!

@mistydolphin2524

19 күн бұрын

I'm both a nerd, and bi. I for one can't stand this constant identity bullcrap!

@shadowman5567

19 күн бұрын

Foreal! They're too dumb to understand that It's not about hate towards race, sex, or orientation; it doesn't matter what the narrative is, people do not like being told how to think. Trying to force everyone to worship them is causing the opposite. But worst of all, they keep creating shitty content!!

imagine someone saying "black people crying actually WAS the goal" in an interview about a show ...

@Jaslyn-es7cx

16 күн бұрын

Yeah I don’t like them pp that hat us cause we’re white

@FantasyBaseball2

16 күн бұрын

Imagine if that was a white male who said it. That person would be blacklisted from Hollywood. Crucified throughout western media and ostracized throughout north America.

@117twarner

15 күн бұрын

Dude for real, the double standard is unbelievable and unthinkable

@NovaG0

14 күн бұрын

Exactly. Isn't that racist also? Everything confuses me now

@lennybuttz2162

14 күн бұрын

@@NovaG0 I love it when black people say, "I can't be a racist because I'm black" some of the most racist people I've ever met were black.

These twins have been separated for 16 years but they have exactly same hairstyle.

@AngryPug76

18 күн бұрын

Not defending this dumpster fire of a show, but in real life identical twins separated at birth often have identical hair, clothes, cars, spouses, jobs, and whatever when reunited.

@TheSmokingMustache

17 күн бұрын

​@@AngryPug76 Thats a good point lol

@FantasyBaseball2

16 күн бұрын

Same hair salon. They just go on different days so they keep missing each other. 🤪

@OcarinaSapphr-

13 күн бұрын

And went from fraternal to identical...

@dlh1282

2 күн бұрын

Well my sister and I were separated for 22 years and we had the same except haircut and style when we were teenagers. But that’s such an off chance of happening, and we were immersed in emo/scene culture

They used the Force alright. Forcing all those awkward laughs during the interviews. Disney STFU.

@lostinmyimagination7485

18 күн бұрын

Glad im not the only thinking those laughs were very fake.

@matthewcarroll2533

12 күн бұрын

I hate Disney recently but man, you're blaming the wrong people. Disney isn't at fault for how these woke morons, brainwashed and indoctrinated from a young age by sociopaths, act in front of a live camera. They can CHOOSE not to be cringe, racist and quite frankly disgusting human beings but they choose not to. Whether that's for a payday or someone told them to, it doesn't matter - hold the person actually responsible for his/her choices accountable for said choices. Hopefully someone can understand this concept of actions and consequences by now...

Jedi masters can block an onslaught of lasers from multiple angles but this master can't stop a thrown dagger lmao

@MyAramil

19 күн бұрын

Not only that, but it seems like lightsabers have healing properties, since it seems like lightsabers through the abdomen are about as deadly as a punch to the stomach these days.

@dksoulstice6040

19 күн бұрын

Half the cast of CW's Arrow would've caught that dagger and beaten this girl, but a Jedi Master can't. Lol.

@kyze8284

19 күн бұрын

To be fair, lasers are slow and basically concentrated plasma or something. A bit lighter than a metal stabbing implement Also why jedi can’t block or move bullets “slugs” because they’re too FAST moreso than what they’re made of

@marshalsunrise6582

19 күн бұрын

😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 wait 😐😐😑 Your serious 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🐒🐒🤡🤡​@@kyze8284

@chriscolombie4135

19 күн бұрын

@@dksoulstice6040🤣felicity could dodge that

I guess they took to heart the idea that Lando was "the only black person in Star Wars", because all it takes is a description of the attacker as "a black female human" and they find her within a day or two. "Oh, a black human female? Yeah, there are only like two of those in the entire galaxy. This'll be easy."

@joshuacr

18 күн бұрын

Wait a minute, what about Mace Windu?

@VOgaming51official

17 күн бұрын

@@joshuacr he's dead

@TheAttendee

17 күн бұрын

@@VOgaming51official technically he wouldn't have been born yet

@elizabethweigle6146

12 күн бұрын

Saw Guerera was black too, along with his sister. They appeared in a couple episodes of TCW show as rebel fighters of some kind, the sister died. We then see Saw again in… I think The Force Awakens or The Last Jedi as a “cool” cameo. He was the guy on Jedha (that one planet similar to Tatooine that was supposed to be the place of an important Jedi temple) that was partly robot bc he’d lived for so long and had to replace his body.

You ever feel like you're worthless? Just remember! They dropped an entire "non-canon" universe of childhood heroes and stories so people with no idea what Star Wars is could make this.

@SpaceJawa

18 күн бұрын

I learned long ago to see it as a blessing in disguise. Can't ruin the good Star Wars if they're determined to ruin their own Star Wars.

@Supersurfer12

17 күн бұрын

I am honestly curious if the High Republic made real money

@aitipsea3909

17 күн бұрын

I mean the EU wasn't that good let's be honest here It had good products but a lot of it was down right stupid, Palpatine returning through a clone from nowhere? You can thank Legends for that, same as Dooku being a human supremacist and Grievous becoming a servant to the megacorps

@signas501

17 күн бұрын

@@aitipsea3909 As dumb as it could get, it was at least fun and engaging, especially the video games. Just a shame so many characters like Kyle Katarn, Dash Rendarr and Komari Vosa are now just relegated to vague mentions.

@dragonlord498

16 күн бұрын

​@@signas501or the old republic or pre republic eras and post GE and legacy eras all of which could be gold mines for content if handled well for example A star wars history documentary cover from really old stuff like the celestials and rakata empires to more modern stuff

Love how Sabine, Reva and the Grand Inquisitor EACH survived a lightsaber stab, but a jedi master dies from a butterknife smh

@joshuacr

18 күн бұрын

But her knife!😁 (I'll show myself out now.)

@vegeta002

18 күн бұрын

With all the lightsaber survivors, Qui-Gon must be feeling pretty pissed that _he_ died to one.

@adamjenkins7653

18 күн бұрын

@@joshuacr No don't we will need you. it will soon get so bad that only the puns shall save us!!

@rednova2212

17 күн бұрын

@@joshuacr You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the humorless not join them! Bring laughter to the stage, not leave it punless...

@StallionStudios1234

17 күн бұрын

But Butterfish are tasty. Oh you said Butterknife. My bad.

I'm gay.. It's gay.. Look how gay this is.. Droids are gay.. Did i mention I'm gay? You say the word gay six times in under a minute. Not one time did i ever ever hear George Lucas say.. I'm straight.. You know I'm straight.. Did i mention I'm straight?

@joshuacr

18 күн бұрын

Put a chick in it, make it gay and lame!

@charliebrownie4158

18 күн бұрын

I had a Lesbian caregiver who kept saying that outlook dressing more masculine than any man at the store. I think her assumption was that they thought she was a guy so she changed her tactic to saying loud, my wife, a woman married to me a woman... I asked her why she kept saying that outlook? She said it was because Spokane was such a red-neck city that she wanted to shake things up. So I told her there are many gay people here. It's not at all something unknown or alien nobody cares. And yep she had to say it at the meat area aloud I'm a vegetarian too.

@aulvinduergard9952

18 күн бұрын

No, he never said that, but he did make one of his kids a youngling in RotS (the one who gets shot down in front of Bail Organa, iirc).

@caliginousmoira8565

18 күн бұрын

i don't get what you are getting at............... i don't know the point you are trying to make

@mcgilj1

18 күн бұрын

@@caliginousmoira8565 I don't either. Ask Lesly Hedland what "the point" is.

The bar for Star Wars is so low that simply crawling over it is apparently enough for the very few remaining fans.

When I was watching and the outside of the spaceship burst into flames I literally looked at my dad and went “that’s fucking stupid fire needs oxygen”

okay so a knife that stabbed A JEDI MASTER killed her, but Sabine Wren survived a lightsaber being penetrated? okay disney

@MyAramil

19 күн бұрын

same with reya or what ever that inquisitor was from obi-won

@DanielDiCenso

19 күн бұрын

Lightsabers are dead. LONG LIVE THE CHAINSWORD!

@theinsurance2450

19 күн бұрын

That a very good point. Also the Assassin is able to kill a Jedi. But not able to land a hit on the Sell Merchant. In fact the Sell merchant pins her down.

@osets2117

19 күн бұрын

Don't say it like that lol

@totomen666

18 күн бұрын

2 inch kunai much much dangerous than some fleshlight saber

"Attack me with all of your strength!" "...Why?" "Right now! Let's go! Mano a mano!" "No." "Come on, fight me IRL! What are you, _chicken?!"_ "What...is a chicken?" "Bawk baaawk bawk bawk bawk bawk!"

@Achieme

19 күн бұрын

Was imagining a character saying the same thing LOL.

@ggrarl

19 күн бұрын

This makes me think of three things. 1. Arrested Development, how no one knew how to act or sound like a chicken 2. "Nobody calls me chicken, Needles. Nobody!" (Back to the Future) 3. "Come at me with that banana! Come on! Attack me with it! Be as vicious as you like with it!" (Monty Python's Flying Circus)

@mellowmallow4855

19 күн бұрын

This dialogue is perfect in a setting where a scared alpha male somehow ends up on an alien planet and tries to act tough in front of the natives.

@Coffee-Sorcerer

19 күн бұрын

“Attack me with-“ *laser blaster shot from the hip like a cowboy -unloads a whole charge*

@KRobinson-ko1ne

19 күн бұрын

Damn it! Now I’m starving! I’d give my soul for some sesame chicken!

*Assassin:* [Dramatically poses] Attack me, with all of your strength. *Jedi:* [Uses the Force to hold them in place, bend their arms behind their back, affix binders to their wrists and ankles, and truss them up like game] *Jedi:* No, you're coming with me for questioning. *Assassin:* Hey! No fair!

Ben Kenobi, in the original Star Wars, tries to talk and bribe his way out of a bar fight, but the instant that becomes impossible, he calmly dials the violence up to eleven. A jedi would see she is threatening others and either kill her or die trying. At the very least, the assassin would be missing limbs.

I think it's wild somebody can get on tv and say "white people crying was the point"

@FantasyBaseball2

16 күн бұрын

Is she saying only white ppl are Star Wars fans? Because I'm sure there are a lot of other non-white people who are Star Wars fans and thought this was crap too. She just Bigoted herself.

@db7819z

16 күн бұрын

It’s so ridiculously racist and unacceptable for her to say that and have no accountability

@Captain-Obvious1

15 күн бұрын

TBH, all it takes is a lawsuit. Someone might step up.

@sojouner_-1363

15 күн бұрын

It is crazy cause if u swap "white" with ANY OTHER RACE OR ETHNICITY it's up, they getting cancelled on the spot, they don't even get to say another word after that, they are banished to the shadow realm 😂

@josephle2381

15 күн бұрын

Her dad white too wtf💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

It feels like the writers of this show only read first person YA and never learned how to write a proper screenplay. Thats how those dialogs sound.

@maiafay

19 күн бұрын

I’ve seen better dialogue in fanfic.

@paulanderson2963

19 күн бұрын

These series that implement mixups with good twin bad twin especially in this case have such a simple solution. They could just dye her hair in different colors, change her hairstyle, cut her hair short. I mean one of the first things I would be doing if I knew there was an evil version of me out there is to make distinct changes to my appearance so the people who knew me could differentiate me. Anyways I'm overthinking a CW plot let me not waste my time.

@Ghost49590

19 күн бұрын

@@maiafay fanfic writers can be EXTREMELY GOOD at what they do. It’s a little crazy lol

@PossessedNoodle

19 күн бұрын

Typical CW “talent” with DEI quota being the sole benchmark for determining “quality” control

@chazzitz-wh4ly

18 күн бұрын

They literally gave away their mystery in the first scene. This kind of thing could have been interesting, but they went the laziest route.

Did the writers forget that Jedi and Sith can project barriers? Well I guess that knife is a special knife.

@FantasyBaseball2

16 күн бұрын

It was special Sith knife that can penetrate any force barrier. Once it strikes a Jedi it automatically kills them. But yeah, the writes forget to mention that side story about that knife. 🤪

Disney negotiating with Carrie-Anne Moss: "So, you need how many millions to play the character???" Also Disney: "Hmm, Okay, How much if your character is in less than half an episode?"

you know exactly why she doesn't disarm the woman. Plot reasons. meaning the creatives on the show couldn't figure a way to make it work without it being stupid. You shouldn't be surprised by this.

@maniravsadhur8409

18 күн бұрын

They couldn't figure it out, or they don't even see it as a problem because they're that shallow and unprofessional.

@saalkz.a.9715

18 күн бұрын

@@maniravsadhur8409 You forgot "talentless" & "incompetent".

@chazzitz-wh4ly

18 күн бұрын

These aren’t writers or creatives. It’s desk jockeys who only know who to check off lists. The story is built like a shopping list with points that need to happen and nothing between them.

@orionbelt4013

18 күн бұрын

You forgot hacks​@@saalkz.a.9715

I'm also not surprised that Harvey Weinstein's assistant of many years would like to portray villains in a good light, since she was involved in scheduling 'talent' in those hotel rooms for Weinstein

@hectoraccented5312

19 күн бұрын

She fits right in with what Disney has been doing for years now: Maleficient (2014), Cruella , Scarlett Witch, The terrorist girl from Falcon and the Winter Soldier, and many more. No wonder KK choose her

@qwefg3

19 күн бұрын

Also why she gets along with KK. She hands over the blackmail. Kathleen Kennedy uses it to keep her job and fund more vanity projects like this... As it certainly wasn't made to make any money.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

18 күн бұрын

She’s trying to convince us out morals are wrong and that she’s “grey”. But what we actually get is evil and more evil.

@ThespianPrince13

18 күн бұрын

Fan expectation: ✅ Sith perspective story. ✅ Mature and grounded story similar to Andor but with the mysticism of the Dark Side. ✅ Well-written Sith protagonists with in-depth philosophical views on the Force and the galaxy and their conspiracy to upset the status quo. ✅ New Star Wars timeline. Reality: ❌ The Acolyte…. Gay. Gayness. Queerness.

@yusharider

17 күн бұрын

They also gave a very prominent Weinstein defender his own fucking show so-

1:58 "Imagine hiring a rhinoceros to play the role of a cat. I imagine this is how awkward it would appear." MEME OF THE CENTURY

Remember all those famous Assassin’s that found their target and announced themselves and said fight me with all you got? No? Because it’s stupid just like Disney Star Wars

@alexmuenster2102

14 күн бұрын

But isn't that what ninjas do? Use a bull-horn to announce their intentions in broad daylight, with a room full of witnesses?

@hanburgundy4317

11 күн бұрын

*Shadowy character awkwardly sidles into the room and clears their throat loudly before screaming* "I'M AN ASSASSIN, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET BOOTHED!"

@msmaria5039

10 күн бұрын

@@alexmuenster2102 What about Naruto?

@TheGreatPewpyOne

8 күн бұрын

​@@msmaria5039 yeah the Anbu exist and never had to announce their intentions lmao nice try though. I know you really thought you did something there lmao

You cannot convince me the writing wasn’t AI generated. Edit: …why does a prisoner ship with only droid crews have escape pods?

@DomFortress

19 күн бұрын

Because otherwise it's an *OHSA violation.🙃

@Slayer398

19 күн бұрын

Why do you put a prisoner powerful enough to kill a jedi master on board a prison ship with *one* droid on it and think "gee, this is gonna be more than safe enough to stop her if she wants to go anywhere...."

@joshuacr

18 күн бұрын

​@@DomFortress*slow clap*

@darkwolfe6286

18 күн бұрын

​​@@Slayer398Now stop that. 🤔 Your using logic and rationale to present a valid. Shame on you that's not how these shows are made. 😆😆

@hassathunter2464

18 күн бұрын

Why does the Jedi, and the ESCAPED prisoners reach the destination faster?

"Attack me, with all your strength." "No."

@karl-niclasburner8451

16 күн бұрын

Not even an "you want to go home and rethink your life" with some mindtrick.

Lesley hadn’t seen a familial movie about sibling kinship….until Frozen???

In the Old Republic era, when the Sith were at their strongest, acolytes were given training sabers, war blades, or electro-staffs. They very much did kill with weapons.

Well, considering the showrunner is someone who says she's never seen a single thing related to _Star Wars_ prior to being hired and went as far to call R2-D2 a "lesbian" AND one of the actresses admitted the goal was to "make white males cry", I don't find it surprising in the slightest that _The Alcolyte_ is a dumpster fire.

@thatHARVguy

19 күн бұрын

IN SPAAAAACE!

@DTEVibes

19 күн бұрын

The "make white males cry" was from an interview for the movie "The Hate You Give" literally years ago. Even at the beginning of the video that starts @0:35 literally states it.

@osets2117

19 күн бұрын

​@@DTEVibesdoesn't matter, it's more to prove how she's a racist

@charliebrownie4158

18 күн бұрын

I find it beyond messed up. How can someone say they don't know anything about Star Wars, but then say it saved your life. What? Saving it from what a double ended toy? Saved her life???? Okay.

@aulvinduergard9952

18 күн бұрын

@@charliebrownie4158 She's basically saying "Kathleen Kennedy saved me from being blacklisted for helping a sexual predator." That's the only way _Star Wars_ 'saved her life.'

The fact that they arent even doing the iconic rolling screen anymore really does prove we ain't ever gonna get the feel of the old movies back. If the clone wars can do it every episode to get you hyped for an episode why can't the newer series'? Instead they just say "please read this." Like it's a freaking silent movie from the 19th century. So boring.

@bakuya99

19 күн бұрын

Because the force is woke and cringe and a dead franchise.

@theMedicatedCitizen

19 күн бұрын

The rolling screen is only for Star Wars films, not the TV series... apparently. I mean, who the fuck knows anymore with Disney

@deadgamerz9627

19 күн бұрын

@@theMedicatedCitizen If I have to read anything more than "a long time ago in a galaxy far away," with he same blue coloured font as movies have done preciously then the least they can do is invest in something that grabs my attention, especially with their 180 million dollar budget.

@St4rTr3v1Ut10n

19 күн бұрын

@@deadgamerz9627 That 180 million was to buy Leslie Headland's "cooperation."

@nerd-mask723

19 күн бұрын

They don't do the rolling screen because it's meant to be something special for the Main-Saga movies. Therefore the newer shows, games and even the spin-off movies don't have it.

Hadn't noticed - the bad twin can beat up Jedi, but gets pushed around by her dealer/sidekick? Yeah, that makes sense.

I guess Disney is allergic to money.

@NewD4wn

17 күн бұрын

Always have been since the last jedi

@FantasyBaseball2

16 күн бұрын

They are allergic to staying successful and keeping a franchise.

The Jedi code: There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force. Jedi will 100% kill an "unarmed " oppenent. Especially if it's a sith lord.

@lalalarose8197

19 күн бұрын

How did you write all that then somehow misspell ‘opponent’?

@randombloodleaf22

19 күн бұрын

@@lalalarose8197 because I am an idiot not a poet

@kasaibouF29

19 күн бұрын

Was that code from the old EU? If so, did George Lucas incorporate it into the prequels?

@psycholaw4394

19 күн бұрын

@@lalalarose8197 And you used an incorrect conjunction. How did you write all that *and then* misspell 'opponent'?

@John-fk2ky

19 күн бұрын

I’m not seeing anywhere in that code (and being a Star Wars fanatic for most of my life, I have encountered a LOT of Star Wars) that a Jedi would attack a completely unarmed person. Everything I’ve seen that would count as an attack has come against someone that posed a threat. On a side note, Sith, being Force users like the Jedi, are NEVER unarmed.

“The concept of true love being between 2 sisters and not a heterosexual relationship” what on earth is she implying????????

@Ghost49590

19 күн бұрын

I meant the woman from the interview thing segment

@iceprism367

19 күн бұрын

I think she might've revealed her kinks...

@osets2117

19 күн бұрын

I really don't think we want to know

@613-shadow9

18 күн бұрын

incest is wincest, as they say

@joshuacr

18 күн бұрын

I'm going on the theory that they were consistently on Molly at the time of coming up with these words. Prove me wrong.

It really says something when a person on KZread who’s only experience with Star Wars is a recent TV show and the very first film has a better understanding of how a Jedi would think and act than the literal license holders of Star Wars themselves.

*raises hand* Disney, this is not the “Modern Audience” you’re looking for.

I remember many moons ago I got drunk at a college frat party and I got so pissed off at a frat bro that I wanted to fight him. I assumed a fighting stance and told him, "Attack me with all your force. . ." (To the best of my recollection that's what I said, but remember, I was drunk at the time.) He said we needed to take it outside. (Which seemed reasonable to me--after all, I wasn't so drunk that I wanted a lot of innocent bystanders to get injured in the melee.) He led me to the door, which I went through, and which he promptly closed and locked behind me. Only now do I realize I was up against a Jedi Force Master.

@aulvinduergard9952

18 күн бұрын

Reminds me of the story of a samurai sword master traveling in disguise. He was on a ferry crossing a river with a young hot-headed samurai who was constantly boasting to the other passengers, and became irate that the disguised man wasn't listening. When challenged on his own fighting skill the disguised samurai said his fighting style was (something along the lines of) 'he who wins without fighting.' The hot-head challenged him to show him this style, but the man said there were too many people likely to be hurt, so the hot-head demanded the ferry put in on the nearest small island. When they arrived, the hot-head immediately jumped from the boat for the duel, but the disguised sword master took the ferryman's ore and pushed them back out into the river, leaving the hot-headed samurai yelling on the island alone and defeated.

@darkwolfe6286

18 күн бұрын

​@@aulvinduergard9952 Which I would say makes the 🔥 headed samurai, " he who was left alone. "

@TheSmokingMustache

17 күн бұрын

​@@aulvinduergard9952 That was Musashi after he quit dueling, he continued to just ditch people in weird places or not show up for duels into his later years lol

@TheAttendee

17 күн бұрын

Holy shit my friend's roommate did exactly this to someone once. We all thought it was hilarious.

@alexmuenster2102

14 күн бұрын

@@aulvinduergard9952 >>ferryman's ore

Lighsaber through the chest? oh just a minor inconvenience, Blaster basically destroys your guts? Oh ill just walk it off in an afternoon. a dagger being thrown and barely does anything to them? deathblow. Im well past apathy at this point. Star wars is dead, has been dead and they will continue to screw its desiccated corpse

@kaltaron1284

19 күн бұрын

Empire at War mods are well and alive.

@nouseinaname

19 күн бұрын

It's so sad how the things I always hoped for as a nerd growing up in the 90s, naively wishing for things like marvel movies and the Star wars sequels. Then seeing them destroyed before my eyes as those wishes came true.

@PWingert1966

19 күн бұрын

God help us I would hate to see what al better opener could do!

@BlueBD

19 күн бұрын

It was Mehrunes Dagger. Obviously lol

@osets2117

19 күн бұрын

​@@BlueBDmehrunes razor, let's not disrespect the elder scrolls by using the wrong names lol

Here I am waiting for Yoda to show up in the show sayin. "Mhm.. Queen she is, yes!"

Disney Trilogy: Somehow how Palps has returned. This shows beginning scroll : The Patriarchal fire has somehow made its way into space. Woman on woman violence has reached its peak. PRIDE MONTH IN SPACE

Funny how someone can't die by a stab from a Lightsaber, like from Asoka, but die by a blade, in this show.

@hectoraccented5312

19 күн бұрын

Devil's advocate: that dagger is very well placed, that's were the human heart is, so even if it's a small dagger that's a probably lethal wound.

@Coramelimane

19 күн бұрын

it didn't even go that deep in either. Was it poisoned?

@hectoraccented5312

19 күн бұрын

@@Coramelimane For a slim woman of Earth the heart is around 2 inches deep (I haven't seen the episode, I also don't know the anatomy of humans from a galaxy far far away)

@dondon5011

19 күн бұрын

@@hectoraccented5312 If she removed it, she'd be dead. The thing is though, that a jedi can keep them self alive with severely mortal wounds. Would've made more sense if it hit her in the head. As for sith, the best and worst case scenario is darth sion, who was a fleshy man meat held together by hatred. I can think of why qui-gon died almost instantly and it'd have to be because the lightsaber likely severed his spine.

@thatHARVguy

19 күн бұрын

Reva survived being impaled by a lightsaber. *Twice.*

has telepathic powers, uses it once in a non-consequential scene and never again in a critical moment

@araaraaura1887

19 күн бұрын

He's Goku!

@StellarPone

18 күн бұрын

Kinda like force-speed in the phantom menace lol

Collectively we need to turn our backs on this content.

you made me pause this video so often just to read all those texts you are talking about

Alteori admits she knows little of the Star Wars lore. And yet, she knows WAY more than the creators. 😆

@darkwolfe6286

18 күн бұрын

It's amazing, but also shows that at this point, even casual fans can tell the difference between legitimate SW and Disney bargain basement SW

Trinity calls in to Jedi dispatch: “We have an unauthorized force user.” The implications of that one line are so incredibly stupid it’s impossible to take anything that follows seriously.

@albertlewis4903

16 күн бұрын

Unidentified or undocumented would’ve been better.

@gryce9077

16 күн бұрын

@@albertlewis4903 I think it was “unidentified.” Either way the idea of a galactic Jedi Police Dispatcher is one of the dumbest things in the show so far.

@albertlewis4903

16 күн бұрын

@@gryce9077 Not the worst idea in the show, given how powerful a force user can be it makes sense to have someone keeping tabs. The Jedi dispatcher getting killed by a 2 inch dagger was tough.

@theAwkwardAvocado

16 күн бұрын

It wasn’t “unauthorized”, it was “UNIDENTIFIED”. Try actually watching the show. I legit enjoyed the first two episodes released. First decent Star Wars show in a while.

To be fair, the whole "they shouldn't be able to hear sound in space" thing is half wrong. They could absolutely hear that explosion, though not in the same way as they would in a pressurized environment. The ship itself still carries the vibrations of sound.

The Jedy actually have a moral code they try not to resort their powers to resolve issues like that. If they would have, the Clonewars would have never happened. Hell nothing would have happened and the Jedy would have become a Sith empire.

Don't trust your eyes He says at the beginning of the episode. And yet later on in the episode, they trust the bartender whose eyes and only his eyes told him who the killer was. Make it make sense.

@Alteori

19 күн бұрын

OMGGGGG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now I wonder if they made the show bad on purpose

@joshuacr

18 күн бұрын

I don't see the Zucker Brothers or The Farley Brothers or even the Coen Brothers so I don't think this is an intentional parody . This is just the byproduct of when you have people who check every dei box but have no freaking writing skills.

@elenoe8

18 күн бұрын

and he explicitly meantions he saw her sister die with his own eyes. That was weird given the belief system he teaches.

The sleeping with people to get a job remark is very appropriate considering that Hedland worked for a Sith Lord.

@StallionStudios1234

17 күн бұрын

You are referring Kathleen as a Sith Lord or Bob Burger?

@jemsmom6922

17 күн бұрын

@@StallionStudios1234I think they mean Weinstein. She was his personal assistant for years.

@mmluon

17 күн бұрын

@@StallionStudios1234 Her former boss Harvey was a Sith Lord in Hollywood. I guess that makes her the Acolyte. Kathleen is incompetent.

@ieatpeopleand

16 күн бұрын

She didn't work for a Sith Lord. She was his Padawan. She is about her Masters work. 🚬😎

This is as close to this "show" as i will get. Thanks for taking one for the team

Mind tricks don't just work on anyone, and trusting the force over your eyes is absolutely sensible advice for a Jedi in training

Trash is trash.

@BrandonScott-mi5pz

19 күн бұрын

TRASH IS ALWAYS TRASH.

@stevenyee1055

19 күн бұрын

Even if they change words, terms and definitions, trash all have the same rotten smell.

@PossessedNoodle

19 күн бұрын

It truly is as they say, “garbage in, garbage out”. RIP Star Wars 🥀 ⚰️

@joshuacr

18 күн бұрын

I demand an apology to trash for comparing it to the Acolyte!

@chazzitz-wh4ly

18 күн бұрын

That’s trashist.

180 million dollars...... we could have used that to feed starving kids. build homes for homeless, Cure Cancer.... and we wasted it all on this???? this country is truly going to hell.

@kasaibouF29

19 күн бұрын

Could have made 18 Godzilla Minus Ones.

@SuperGodzilla2

19 күн бұрын

@@kasaibouF29 damn. At least that would be worth the money

@Hollyclown

19 күн бұрын

That’s $22.5 million per 30 minute episode.

@KRobinson-ko1ne

19 күн бұрын

It’s so sad that a sum of money is substitute for a government policy I digress though… Christ! What is this awful show! We know Headland is still riding the wave that is the “George Lucas Raped Our Childhood” Movement And Trinity, of course, gets screwed: I wonder if she’ll be resurrected only to be killed off again, for real!

@SuperGodzilla2

19 күн бұрын

@@Hollyclown and this is the best we got?

LMFAO „do you guys not have phones“ opened up a HOOOLE different chestnut 🤣

As a queer person this shit pisses me off so much

“An acolyte doesn’t kill with a weapon” *the acolyte who murdered a Jedi master with knife at the beginning of the episode*: about that.

@elyrienvalkyr8167

17 күн бұрын

So you just don't have child level problem solving skills then? Or child level listening skills then? The guy blatantly says that the jedi have built a belief that they can't be killed with a weapon, specially not something as simple as steel. That's why she kills with steel blades, to break the illusion the Jedi built up as BLATANTLY AS POSSIBLE. So people like you can comprehend the point. The second point being that an acolyte won't need a weapon at all. MEANING SHE WASN'T AN ACOLYTE YET. Please for the love of god at least attempt to rub two braincells together. The entire point of the scene was that she was being accepted as the acolyte of the sith master and she would then be trained to become capable of killing without weapons. This is so unbelievably easy to comprehend.

@gandalfthewhite.5245

17 күн бұрын

@@elyrienvalkyr8167 it’s called a joke.

@briton3851

17 күн бұрын

@@elyrienvalkyr8167yea keep defending this shithole of a show you bootlicker, defending the women who was Harvey Weinsteins personal assistant buh, you are a clown

@lordzenkai2004

16 күн бұрын

@@gandalfthewhite.5245 Jokes are supposed to be funny

@gandalfthewhite.5245

16 күн бұрын

@@lordzenkai2004 funny is subjective.

Expecting good writing out of Disney is like expecting a pizza to just appear in your oven. Sure we'd all love that to happen but it ain't going to.

@joshuacr

18 күн бұрын

Put a pizza in your oven, make it gay and lame!

@jeffsmith5436

17 күн бұрын

Unless you were craving a squid and dog poop pizza…

Jeremy Johns says this is Star Wars:CW. When you see it, you can't unsee it.

They even have the terminology of Acolyte wrong! They’re supposed to be assistants to the clergy, followers. They’re painting the Acolyte here like a crazed murderer.

As a black straight woman you aren't wrong. When I see a black female lead, I assume she's gay, because that's all Hollywood is giving us nowadays. I don't mind the interracial aspect most of the time but it's apparent it's a problem because finding a black hetero couple who aren't toxic in media is like finding a haystack in a needle.

@indiajohnson

19 күн бұрын

As a fellow black straight woman, I wholeheartedly agree. Also any black people shown nowadays look either way too weird-like and alien or look so generic.

@sianais

19 күн бұрын

Yep. Jurassic World... one of those Chris Pratt sequels I can't tell apart, had a black lady who was cool and I made a joke she must be a lesbian since she's getting that much screen time and five minutes later it was revealed she was. It was one of those moments where I realised I can't remember the last straight black couple I saw in a mainstream production. US. That was the only one I can think of.

@benjaminewering5329

19 күн бұрын

Well said

@joshuacr

18 күн бұрын

Bonus checklist points if they also happen to be biracial.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

18 күн бұрын

That’s because Hollywood, like all the other virtue signaling corporations, doesn't care. They want your money and they’ll use your suffering to guilt you and others into giving it to them.

It's a spinoff show of the miserable failure of a comic. Written by people who dont know anything about Star Wars for people who never cared about Star Wars. There is less than .01% chance a real Jedi would have lost to such a laughably pathetic "assassin."

@MyAramil

19 күн бұрын

Oh come on, they both girlbossed their best, just that the black one had bonus victim points so their girlbossing is more powerful!!!

@AnimeSquirrel

19 күн бұрын

@@MyAramil jokes aside, my favorite jedi is Grandmaster Setile Shan. Daughter Bastila from KOTR. She was a battlemaster and was so at one with the force that a Sith Lord was enamored by how wholey with the force she was in battle and feared he could never beat her.

@timothymcintire5747

19 күн бұрын

​@@AnimeSquirrelIs that the Jefi master who betrayed both sides of the force (but wasn't Reven)?

@AnimeSquirrel

19 күн бұрын

@timothymcintire5747 Last I knew of, no.

@Vyperus69

19 күн бұрын

@@timothymcintire5747 Bastila Shan fell to the Dark Side during KOTOR, and depending on your choices in game she'll either stay a Sith or you'll have to kill her or turn her back from the dark side. But canonically the reformed Revan turned her back to the light side of the force. She then had a daughter with Revan called Tasiele Shan who is Satele Shan's mother, Satele was Grandmaster of the Jedi during the Knights of the Republic MMO. Also Bastila like Revan never reached the rank of Master, they are both considered legendary Jedi Knights

Thanks for sprinkling in those ToR cinematics. Those were always so badass

A commercial for The Acolyte came on halfway through the video lol It's "certified fresh" 😂

@kaykutcher2103

13 күн бұрын

Thank god Rotten Tomatoes critics don't sell produce.

@supercasualgamer513

13 күн бұрын

@@kaykutcher2103 😂

Whole story relies on a fact, that estranged for 20 years sisters go to the same hairdresser innwhole Galaxy and both wanred to have a dirty mop on their head. Storytelling 101

@Senkoau

17 күн бұрын

Also known as the Dwayne Dibbly style.

@hippieyoda1993

13 күн бұрын

That’s straight up racist and you’re the reason why valid criticism is being viewed just as racism and sexism ffs

I swear, the people working on this show aren't even hiding that they're diversity hires. How they promote the show. How the show is written. None of this tells me these people were hired based on their abilities. After Dune, Godzilla Minus One, Kindom of the Planet of the Apes etc. you can tell who was hired out of pity.

@jeremyallen5974

16 күн бұрын

They're hiring people based on their disgustingly racist and sexist mindsets

It's funny how they all seem to be laughing their way to oblivion.

Master Vernestra : "I'm afraid I can't afford to loose you to a field mission Sol. You're far too valuable here." (TEACHING KINDERGARTEN ALL THESE YEARS!)

The scene with Trinity literally looked like the Matrix cosplaying with a Star Wars mod... the music and everything. INCREDIBLY immersion breaking.

"attack me, with all your strength." Jedi force pushes her into the floor, leaving a only a red puddle. "Who the hell was that?"

@sensaiuriah5440

18 күн бұрын

Wouldve hit her ass with that charge push obi wan has on battlefront when u upgrade it to the max 😂

@karl-niclasburner8451

16 күн бұрын

Not even a "you want to go home and rethink your life"?

24:44 Not only a weapon, but a steel weapon. Absolutely hilarious.

In the words of Alfred from the 2009 Batman movie The Dark Knight, "Some people just want to watch the world burn" that is what Lesley Headland is doing.

Wait…her name is OSHA and she’s a mechanic/construction worker? They couldn’t have given her a better name. If you know what OSHA is in the US and if they did this on purpose then it is hilarious 😂😂😂 🤦🏽‍♀️

@solidg3legend868

19 күн бұрын

Well there was that case with that High Republic Smuggler character who had just a rock as his navigator who had a vessel simply called...the Vessel. And seeing at this is suppose to take place during the High Republic...yeah I think is the final nail to the coffin for Star Wars at this point.

@TaoScribble

19 күн бұрын

​@@solidg3legend868 The rock navigator that they _explicitly_ stated was asexual, if I'm remembering correctly. XD

@dondon5011

19 күн бұрын

@@TaoScribble Considering the dipshit director and actor just said R2 is a lesbian.... bruh, R2 ain't even a female personality as a droid. It's a male personality. I don't doubt these people all share the same writing team.

@solidg3legend868

19 күн бұрын

@@TaoScribble Yep.

@Slayer398

19 күн бұрын

LOL! I never put 2 + 2 and thought about that! That's hysterical!

I literally JUST finished another one of your videos, and now theres more to watch. Loving the new art! Its been about a year or something since i last watched, so its crazy different.

@Alteori

19 күн бұрын

Welcome back 😅

@TheRexThatIsApproaching

19 күн бұрын

@Alteori Thank you! It's great to be back. Looking forward to more of the best opinions on KZread.

Harvey must be laughing from his cell

This Trippy red/ Star Wars Collab is lit

I guess kinda off topic but, i've always wanted a Warhammer 40K movie but seeing how most movies are these days. It's probably for the best there won't come one

@DarkCT

19 күн бұрын

This has been my thought process for years, and it didn't even take the current movie era to force the feeling. even before this things i wanted were being adapted into movies and shows that utterly missed the point, or barely had anything actually in common with the source.

@luukzilla1519

19 күн бұрын

@@DarkCT Those people who make the movies want to force their believes and propaganda in everyones face, which is getting so annoying

@DarkCT

19 күн бұрын

@@luukzilla1519 well yeah. they want their view/faith to be the only thing people see, to if not affect us, affect who comes next. some people still don't see that, despite how blatant it becomes and how repeated it's gotten. what gets me at this point is not just the message, but the utter lack of tact. it has the subtelty of a wrecking ball sailing through peoples rooms to me at this point and yet people who have correctly called this out in other places still are blind to it somehow once it floats out of their area of expertise.

@Joshua_Griffin

19 күн бұрын

Uhhhhh. I mean we will probably be seeing a series 😅 I'm guessing you probably already seen the speculated talks about Amazon pursuing one, and demanding female space marines

@Johnyjohn-mc-jonjon

19 күн бұрын

I always wanted a, meet the robinsons 2... and yeah im with you. Its probably a bad idea.

"I know nothing about Star Wars" -- That's okay, neither did the showrunners.

@TheAttendee

17 күн бұрын

She said she's seen the first movie. That's already way more than the showrunners.

1:10 - 1:40 April O'Neil: "Well, you *failed,* miserably!"

1:29 had that "what is she yapping about?" face 😂😂😂

It really sucks man because on paper this show sounds great. Then you hear the people in charge talk about it, then you realize it’s Disney, and finally you see how nasty of a person the MC is and it’s just immediately leaving a bad taste.

@MyAramil

19 күн бұрын

Lots of things released in the last 6 years have all the parts to make a great thing. But then get fumbled hard.

@White_Recluse

19 күн бұрын

Kind of reminds me of The Book of Boba Fett. There was some interesting concepts, but none of it was fleshed out or cohesive enough for it to be any good.

@sublimazed

18 күн бұрын

true bro

@chazzitz-wh4ly

18 күн бұрын

A decent premise brought to us by lazy, selfish, incompetent writers supported by corporations with no interest in a good product.

@ThespianPrince13

18 күн бұрын

Fan expectation: ✅ Sith perspective story. ✅ Mature and grounded story similar to Andor but with the mysticism of the Dark Side. ✅ Well-written Sith protagonists with in-depth philosophical views on the Force and the galaxy and their conspiracy to upset the status quo. ✅ New Star Wars timeline. Reality: ❌ The Acolyte…. Gay. Gayness. Queerness.

5:51 Also they advertised the fuck out of Trinity, and she’s dead. Are these fuckers just allergic to money?

@peposo7

18 күн бұрын

Just like in wrestling, they gotta build some rep. Besides, don't forget that Trinity might still appear in flashbacks during the series.

We had that figured out in the 70’s- “In space, no one can hear you scream.”

I hate how every villain has to be redeemable. I miss just truly evil characters that I can hate cause of the Haines acts the comit not just cause they're annoying.

@laisphinto6372

18 күн бұрын

WE have only palpatine but given how Close This shitshow IS to the Prequels i half expect them to pull a Rings of Power with palpatine

@Senkoau

17 күн бұрын

In our brilliant new twist palpating was the best thing to happen to the galaxy he brought order, structure, jobs and fed the elderly puppies.

@raymondlyons6038

17 күн бұрын

@@Senkoau 😂

@SkRo0L3w5e

15 күн бұрын

@@Senkoau Vote Senator Palpatine

When she said that the point was "white people crying" What she didn't understand is that the white people crying, would be the producers of the show.

@hectoraccented5312

19 күн бұрын

Lucasfilm shows don't have classical producers I believe , the money comes from budget allocated by Disney Co. Nobody is putting money from their own pockets to make shows like this, and that's why the shows are like THIS.

@CheckandCheque

19 күн бұрын

That is an old interview about a movie she was in. People are so false using old clips to try and paint a narrative.

@Philipp766

19 күн бұрын

Bro people take this out of context, she meant it good

@ravissary79

19 күн бұрын

​​​@@Philipp766theres a good way to mean that? 🤔 (Ps: no there isnt)

@Philipp766

19 күн бұрын

@@ravissary79 The movie was about are news problem and she wanted that white people also see this problem and cry about the story that the movie tells. Is something wrong with that?

the funny thing about the Rino is they oddly act more puppy-like when they don't think you a thing that wants to hurt them

That other woman during the exposition dump be like: I'm all ears °^°👂

So you're telling me this was during the Rule of Two Period? .The great ancient Sith Lords are turning in their graves on Korriban.

@darthkaton

19 күн бұрын

That and having to restrain Bane and Zannah from purging the idiots.

@nine_realmslorry4478

19 күн бұрын

@@darthkaton haha bro fr .but good like trynna restrain a being who's emotions run on emotions

@rossjones8656

19 күн бұрын

That was my thoughts exactly. I don't care who you are or how arrogant you are but allowing your acolyte to do some crazy shit could screw over everything your previous masters have worked si hard to make. They better make this a different faction and not the sith.

@darkwolfe6286

18 күн бұрын

What I think will happen is either half way or by the end of this series it will be revealed that this assassin is working for someone who is only acting like a Sith in name only and probably has something to do with the original group seen in episode 2. So probably not the Rule of Two Sith, but someone else with an ax to grind with the Jedi Order.

@darthkaton

18 күн бұрын

@@nine_realmslorry4478 Well, I was picturing Ragnos, Sadow and Hord physically restraining Bane and Zannah while they scream "Let me at 'em" whilst looking like they really want to do the same. lol

Imagine the cops showing up at your door accusing you of a crime that just happened on the other side of the world, cuz you matched the description. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

@hectoraccented5312

19 күн бұрын

Just wait until Interpol or the CIA use some new fangled AI face recognition and it will happen to any of us....

@hectoraccented5312

19 күн бұрын

So apparently suggesting that something like that can be part of our reality in a near dystopian future is enough to get a post not-appear, it's sc@ry on itself

@joshuacr

18 күн бұрын

A black person who happens to fit the profile being falsely accused by space cops nowhere near where you actually were. That will never happen in reality!

@rotimigbadebo9609

18 күн бұрын

​@@hectoraccented5312 considering what op is talking about is like a murder happening in new zealand and someone else getting arrested in new Delhi. It's a bit ridiculous.

@hectoraccented5312

18 күн бұрын

@@rotimigbadebo9609 yes, I know, it's even way worse considering the distances, it's totally ridiculous, "a bit ridiculous" was the example I provided and was d3leted by some computer @lgorythm or mod3rator, fact that I found more d1sturb1ng than anything

Alteroi: "I don't know how the Force works." That's okay, Alteroi, neither does Disney.

I would like to point out that star wars has always incorporated sound effects in space and that part is a part of its charm, but the fire in space is something else all together.

Don't worry. Disney also doesn't know how the Force works.

@usonohoshi6165

19 күн бұрын

The creator gave them the guides and foot notes and they just threw it all away assuming they can make shit up and people won't notice. Not realizing many fans see this as a type of religion and know the laws and rules by heart. .... Idiots....

@addison_v_ertisement1678

19 күн бұрын

"That's not how the force works!"

@KraziAnnRKissed

18 күн бұрын

This is a whole different type of "force" and I'm not loving it.

This new SW show is ... I'm out of words.

“….Non fish air”, great !!! 😂

When the bad guys start making stories for the good guys that came before.

"Attack me with all your strength" while in the middle of a meal...

@bovineavenger734

19 күн бұрын

How would you feel if someone tried to assassinate you while you were trying to eat breakfast?

Why dont they hire Drew Karpashyyn to write some show for them? He's a good writer, and got way more on his resumé than Leslie, and plenty of Star Wars as well.

hahaha stop eating each others snatches out..... That was a great line. Good vid, just subbed !

They killed the weakest Jedi master in less than 9 min. Just to force "the message".

@elyrienvalkyr

17 күн бұрын

How did that push the message at all? It was a lackluster combat scene with no messaging at all. Stop fabricating reasons to hate on things when there are very real reasons to hate on them screaming through air raid sirens throughout the rest of the show.

@KiamKweli

17 күн бұрын

@@elyrienvalkyr She's an instant girl boss from Day 1 defeating a Jedi Master with a simple dagger. You clearly don't know anything about the lore of Star Wars. Why defend this bs show? Do you work for Disney? They have learned nothing, hence why they have yet another flop on their hands. Thankfully I cancelled my Disney+ subscription during "The Mandalorin" debacle.

Fire in Space? Yes it's a Mess 😅

@migarsormrapophis2755

19 күн бұрын

What, you never see a nice cozy campfire while strolling on the moon before?

@dragonshiny7321

19 күн бұрын

I'm still on the 20.24 patch, not the 23.05 one ​@@migarsormrapophis2755

@obrians-brown1307

19 күн бұрын

@@migarsormrapophis2755 When you acknowledge it thats when it goes out XD

@diegokaqui60

19 күн бұрын

@@Gamerguy-ud1zo there is a difference between an explotion of gas being lit and a fucking campfire.

@anotherclown6620

19 күн бұрын

This has always been around