The Acolyte EP3 Destroys Star Wars, The Force, & Ratings

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  • @Drunk3PO
    @Drunk3POАй бұрын

    Thanks for watching! New Rebellion patchs and merch available! Use code "Drunk3po20" to save www.ninelineapparel.com/collections/drunk3po

  • @interestedparty00

    @interestedparty00

    Ай бұрын

    The type of people that are making this series don’t understand the fact that most fans love when pieces of new movies fit together with the lore of older movies. That can’t happen when lore is ignored and when writers don’t understand the older content. Instead, they want us to get excited about their weird new concepts.

  • @banthatracks_gaffisticks

    @banthatracks_gaffisticks

    Ай бұрын

    Asajj Ventress

  • @WeirwoodNet

    @WeirwoodNet

    Ай бұрын

    Force is female are we talking about Nike company then ??

  • @banthatracks_gaffisticks

    @banthatracks_gaffisticks

    Ай бұрын

    @@WeirwoodNet just do it

  • @WeirwoodNet

    @WeirwoodNet

    Ай бұрын

    @@banthatracks_gaffisticks just spin it more like

  • @Taxguy99
    @Taxguy99Ай бұрын

    I just don’t care anymore. Lifelong fan from 1977. Star Wars died to me with TLJ, but got a defibrillator shock briefly back to life with Mando seasons 1 & 2 (especially that S2 finale). Then the patient expired….permanently.

  • @DorisDay-lw4xs

    @DorisDay-lw4xs

    Ай бұрын

    I tried watching TLJ again last week. Just couldn’t do it. As soon as Rose appeared the disk was ripped out of the drive and flung across the room. Just trash.

  • @SIKUSESI

    @SIKUSESI

    Ай бұрын

    You're not alone my friend. I'm very proud to say that I stopped watching after TFA but also watched Mandalorian season 1&2. I checked out permanently after they fired Carano and definitely won't be watching anything from Lucasfilm ever again until Kennedy and woke parasites like Headland are gone ✌👽

  • @202true

    @202true

    Ай бұрын

    More or less 😂

  • @KentKaliber

    @KentKaliber

    Ай бұрын

    @@DorisDay-lw4xs Rose was so so UNnecessary, you had GREAT new characters with Rey, Poe, Finn! Why bring in Rose??? AWFUL movie from start to finish that I will NEVER watch again!

  • @billsutherby

    @billsutherby

    Ай бұрын

    The real canon is still fine. The 6 movies and all the EU stuff prior to Disney purchasing it is all still there and still canon. Disney stuff is bad fanfiction and us real fans can just decide it isn't real canon and disregard it. No need to blackpill on the old stuff because Disney has their own canon separate from ours.

  • @nickyerst9628
    @nickyerst9628Ай бұрын

    I don't care what Disney tries to do with this monstrosity of a series, this is not star wars.

  • @Telearian

    @Telearian

    Ай бұрын

    It's just fan fiction.

  • @jasonkennedy6844

    @jasonkennedy6844

    Ай бұрын

    ​@Telearian Fan fiction is made by fans. This show... idk.

  • @billsutherby

    @billsutherby

    Ай бұрын

    Exactly. Let Disney and their weird fans play in their own little sandbox of garbage. Real fans disregard this crap as bad fanfiction. Real fans don't acknowledge any Disney Star Wars as canon.

  • @VROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

    @VROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

    Ай бұрын

    This is Star Wars now. It’s not going to get any better. Best to just move on at this point.

  • @Dmanz67

    @Dmanz67

    Ай бұрын

    I thought it was amazing. Hans Solo used to my favourite ever character, now it's Osha.

  • @WizelBalan
    @WizelBalanАй бұрын

    KK will always be remembered as the woman who killed Star Wars cause she was super jealous of George Lucas while she was nothing but a secretary that got him his coffee.

  • @exomake_mehorololo

    @exomake_mehorololo

    Ай бұрын

    That's not what I remember. Would be unfair to not think about all of the clowns who funded her, supported her and worked for her

  • @YTguySmithy-lk6go

    @YTguySmithy-lk6go

    Ай бұрын

    @WizelBalan 4 hours ago KK will always be remembered as the woman who killed Star Wars cause she was super jealous of George Lucas while she was nothing but a secretary that got him his coffee. 😂

  • @Evilmidnightbomber2870

    @Evilmidnightbomber2870

    Ай бұрын

    That must have been some really good coffee, or maybe she was slowly poisoning Lucas over time to force him to give her control of Star Wars.

  • @g-man-innermaster

    @g-man-innermaster

    Ай бұрын

    Moral of the story: Stop hiring jealous employees, invest in a good coffee machine and grab your stuff on your own. Let’s be honest: Women show up, only if things are successful and they try to takeover, what Men has created over a long period of time.

  • @aouyiu

    @aouyiu

    Ай бұрын

    @@Evilmidnightbomber2870 George came out and said he regretted giving her his company. She was good at making money, but she was never in the creative process with George. I wouldn't be surprised if Bob Iger convinced George to give her the seat.

  • @thefunnyhatter7390
    @thefunnyhatter7390Ай бұрын

    "You are the problem! YOU! The customer! Your feedback is not wanted or welcome to improve what YOU want!"

  • @wesley8616

    @wesley8616

    Ай бұрын

    LMAO, love it!

  • @teamtundra2619

    @teamtundra2619

    Ай бұрын

    Cuz u complain about ridiculous nonsense

  • @wesley8616

    @wesley8616

    Ай бұрын

    @@teamtundra2619 I think you missed the joke

  • @daisyblossomflowerchild9702
    @daisyblossomflowerchild9702Ай бұрын

    Disney can't take my wonderful memories of seeing Star Wars with my dad 1977. :)

  • @Wagons-Rule

    @Wagons-Rule

    Ай бұрын

    Ditto, my first time at the cinema.

  • @jettp3810

    @jettp3810

    Ай бұрын

    Disney can’t take away my memories of Lucas Star Wars.

  • @DynamiteD5150

    @DynamiteD5150

    Ай бұрын

    I was too young. I saw Return in the theater, but watched Hope and Empire on Laserdisc.

  • @toxitron7385

    @toxitron7385

    Ай бұрын

    Empire for me, first time in a movie theater...

  • @PaulStewart-jr3gm

    @PaulStewart-jr3gm

    Ай бұрын

    Did the same… opening day, Grumman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood… really the first movie and the 2nd, up to the appearance of Yoda, is the only part of Star Wars that is any good. You can keep the rest.

  • @NickNapoli
    @NickNapoliАй бұрын

    Star Wars is the Titanic. All we need now is a four person string quartet playing “Nearer, My God, To Thee.”

  • @chasehedges6775

    @chasehedges6775

    Ай бұрын

    “Gentleman, it has been a privilege playing with you, tonight.”

  • @tyrannozilla

    @tyrannozilla

    Ай бұрын

    Nice reference to Robot Head's analogy.

  • @davidjacobs8558

    @davidjacobs8558

    Ай бұрын

    they hate Christianity. would not play a Christian hymn.

  • @TheSithEternal

    @TheSithEternal

    Ай бұрын

    So true, current Star Wars IS like the Titanic... except Disney is opening the water-tight compartments and intentionally hammering down the hull to accelerate its demise.

  • @bryanwalthall5483

    @bryanwalthall5483

    Ай бұрын

    A four-person string quarter? Kathleen Kennedy, Leslie Hedlund, Jar Jar Abrams and Ri-Ann Johnson. All four of them will be playing Disney's greatest hit: DEI ESG.

  • @Mancada100
    @Mancada100Ай бұрын

    Dr. Strange: " I have seen the 14,000,605 possible future storylines for the Acolyte .... and there is not a single one with a straight white guy. Dude WTF!!! "

  • @ac4185
    @ac4185Ай бұрын

    If I was a writer trying to make a parody of Star Wars, I couldn’t have come up with anything funnier this. Scissoring Sisters. 😭

  • @Mr_Kenneth

    @Mr_Kenneth

    Ай бұрын

    That's fucking brilliant

  • @sithlorddarthbong4959
    @sithlorddarthbong4959Ай бұрын

    The force is fucked

  • @mightymike2192

    @mightymike2192

    Ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theMyouknow

    @theMyouknow

    Ай бұрын

    They sure tried, now how can two women give birth to anything? Even ideas today seems hard for them to make.

  • @John_B52_HEMI

    @John_B52_HEMI

    Ай бұрын

    @@theMyouknow They don't have ideas; they have emotions.

  • @karmaisclean

    @karmaisclean

    Ай бұрын

    No they got fucked, just not seeded lol jonny apple seed wasn't "born" yet...😂😂😂

  • @jasonandkathleenbarker6306

    @jasonandkathleenbarker6306

    Ай бұрын

    By a chick with a strap on

  • @Anthonyvongeek
    @AnthonyvongeekАй бұрын

    I thought they were making a serious murder mystery but it’s a hilarious sitcom. Funniest part is anytime a male Jedi comes up with a plan a female Jedi “Padawan included” say “no we’re doing this instead” and the males are like “ok” and sit there with their heads down. 🤷‍♂️🤣🤦‍♂️

  • @aclaylambisabirdman6324
    @aclaylambisabirdman6324Ай бұрын

    Lesbians making a baby by making love is not only hilarious but reveals that the entire project is some kind of personal vanity project, and once again takes away from what made Anakin so special lol It does feel like Disney is on the Warpath to destroy this I.P.

  • @macrosense

    @macrosense

    Ай бұрын

    They are alien women with magic powers.

  • @atlantah5496

    @atlantah5496

    Ай бұрын

    let's be honest, anakins birth story is bullshit as well. What is this jesus bullshit 🤣

  • @smk3390

    @smk3390

    Ай бұрын

    just Kathleen Kennedy and her own lesbian agenda. with lesbian Headland

  • @bigtomboye

    @bigtomboye

    Ай бұрын

    Meh i dunno it sounds stupid but honestly lesbian Force witxh moms is not worse or less believable than Virgin Birth

  • @MoneyManHolmes

    @MoneyManHolmes

    Ай бұрын

    The new canon implies that Schmi scissored with a space witch.

  • @patriciafenwick5846
    @patriciafenwick5846Ай бұрын

    Chris Gore has probably done more positive marketing for episode 3 than anyone else.

  • @KentKaliber

    @KentKaliber

    Ай бұрын

    I'd rather watch Chris Gore's video on episode 3 as opposed to watching episode 3.

  • @John_B52_HEMI
    @John_B52_HEMIАй бұрын

    On June 12, reviews for Episode 3 will be pure gold. I'm gonna take a shot of whisky every time I hear the words "scissoring" or "lezzbians." I'll be drunk before I finish breakfast.

  • @highlander31527
    @highlander31527Ай бұрын

    7:36 My theory is that Kennedy is now going to claim that Anakin was supposed to be female, but the conception was tainted by the Dark Side of the Force and he was male instead. If he had been born female, the Light Side would have come out on top of the prophecy and the Star Wars Universe would now look like Demolition Man and everyone in it would look like that one fat guy aide that ran around wringing his hands and panicking every time someone passed gas or cursed. You know the one, the guy that played Otho in Beetlejuice.

  • @karmaisclean

    @karmaisclean

    Ай бұрын

    Hey hey your gender afiming...😂😂😂 it would be everyone is a fat thing!!! You have to be inclusive...repation reduces resistance...I won't repeat but ABC DO.

  • @ValyrianPrince

    @ValyrianPrince

    Ай бұрын

    No way. There’s wheel of time for all that bs

  • @TheBoosht
    @TheBooshtАй бұрын

    Nah, The Titanic was the rise of skywalker. That is when the franchise sank. The acolyte is the Titan sub.

  • @adrianleverkuhn3281

    @adrianleverkuhn3281

    Ай бұрын

    Sorry, but no. Star Wars hit the iceberg in 1999 with a child Anakin yelling "yippee" at a flying jew salesman. It sank with The Last Jedi.

  • @crucialtaunt5717

    @crucialtaunt5717

    Ай бұрын

    @@adrianleverkuhn3281 This. (I was watching The Chosen and realized the accent the actors all use sounds exactly like Watto. Between that and the Neimoidian accent, I have no idea what GL was thinking. 😂)

  • @pharmagator
    @pharmagatorАй бұрын

    Yoda: "Scissors you will... make babies you can...."

  • @karl-niclasburner8451

    @karl-niclasburner8451

    Ай бұрын

    Keep Yoda out of your filthy, thin mouth!

  • @PlasticLid-wq6md
    @PlasticLid-wq6mdАй бұрын

    i dont think we are riding the titanic as much as we are standing on the dock pointing and laughing

  • @StreamTeacher

    @StreamTeacher

    Ай бұрын

    85% of the fandom is in a lighthouse on the iceberg begging Lucasfilm not to run into it…but here they come anyway 🤷‍♂️

  • @shalabayzzer
    @shalabayzzerАй бұрын

    Dave Filoni have more estrogen then Leslye Headland xD

  • @ThespianPrince13
    @ThespianPrince13Ай бұрын

    Fan expectation: ✅ Sith perspective story. ✅ Mature and grounded story similar to Andor but with the mysticism of the Dark Side. ✅ Well-written Sith protagonists with in-depth philosophical views on the Force and the galaxy and their conspiracy to upset the status quo. ✅ New Star Wars timeline. Reality: ❌ The Acolyte…. Gay. Gayness. Queerness. Look at our skin color, guys.

  • @exomake_mehorololo

    @exomake_mehorololo

    Ай бұрын

    No one with a sense of reality would expect that of Disney 😂

  • @ThespianPrince13

    @ThespianPrince13

    Ай бұрын

    @@exomake_mehorololo Agreed. Disney wouldn’t have the stones.

  • @LuigiTheMetal64
    @LuigiTheMetal64Ай бұрын

    Merit matters in life. Let Disney fail. That is how nature works.

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775Ай бұрын

    Cindel/Aubree Miller from Ewoks The Battle For Endor is a better and well-written character than any of the Modern Disney KK Star Wars characters. Anyone agree?

  • @javierramirez1805

    @javierramirez1805

    Ай бұрын

    Yo

  • @davidjacobs8558

    @davidjacobs8558

    Ай бұрын

    Disney Star Wars is in the Star Wars Holiday Special universe.

  • @chasehedges6775

    @chasehedges6775

    Ай бұрын

    @@davidjacobs8558 AGREED

  • @highlander31527

    @highlander31527

    Ай бұрын

    Here's some fun extra info you may not know. Cindel grew up, and became a reporter on Coruscant. Was mentioned in one of the books, but, well, Disney took control. I liked her popping up again because as bad as those two movies were, it was neat to see the tie in.

  • @chasehedges6775

    @chasehedges6775

    Ай бұрын

    @@highlander31527 True. It also helps that Aubree Miller worked/probably works as a reporter for a radio station in real life as well which is AWESOME

  • @swamisalami3000
    @swamisalami3000Ай бұрын

    Are we going to see Anakin destroy the death Star?

  • @TucanMonkey

    @TucanMonkey

    Ай бұрын

    He has to fight Harry first.

  • @user-tp7gy4dj4l

    @user-tp7gy4dj4l

    Ай бұрын

    No. We're going to see Kathleen Kennedy destroy Star Wars.

  • @Evocati2008
    @Evocati2008Ай бұрын

    this series makes Boba Fett look like Citizen Kane

  • @HellaSayHella
    @HellaSayHellaАй бұрын

    The response to this show has been monumentally more entertaining than that actual show. People on both sides of the "culture war" are wildin out about this shit.

  • @karl-niclasburner8451

    @karl-niclasburner8451

    Ай бұрын

    Its some serious, mutual assured destruction. Both sides set on destroying everything, and "salting" the IP so nothing can ever regrow from it.

  • @rumblehat4357
    @rumblehat4357Ай бұрын

    4:00 Ironically, I went to Burger King years ago and my receipt literally WAS order 66. I had to send a pic to a friend for laughs.

  • @InvUnk
    @InvUnkАй бұрын

    4.8 million people is nothing its a joke and Disney thinks its impressive.... shows what level they are on at this point

  • @John_B52_HEMI

    @John_B52_HEMI

    Ай бұрын

    People will always stop what they're doing to gawk at a train wreck. Same principle applies to the Blackolyte.

  • @rickj7330
    @rickj7330Ай бұрын

    I hate Disney Star Wars! I’ve accepted they are not making movies for my generation… Gen Xrs who saw A NEW HOPE in theatres. I hate it but I don’t think it’s going to change. There is a very large silent majority who are tuning out… it’s too bad I was so excited back in 2012.

  • @Tony-hv8wz

    @Tony-hv8wz

    Ай бұрын

    Hell no it won't change. They chewed up and spat out marvel until there was nothing left now you don't hear anything about marvel. Now they are doing the same to star wars and when they are done here they'll move onto something else just like they did the witcher and currently trying with Warhammer

  • @KronStaro

    @KronStaro

    Ай бұрын

    they are not making movie for ANY generations, they are trying to CREATE a generation with this propaganda nonsense from every angle possible.

  • @CFarleySNL2490

    @CFarleySNL2490

    Ай бұрын

    Same! I was hoping they would be doing more shows and movies based on the EU of that time. The Zahn trilogy would have been fantastic. Same with KOTOR movies, and so on.

  • @DorisDay-lw4xs

    @DorisDay-lw4xs

    Ай бұрын

    @@Tony-hv8wzThey’re currently doing the same with Doctor Who. Thats already got one foot in the grave.

  • @Tony-hv8wz

    @Tony-hv8wz

    Ай бұрын

    @@DorisDay-lw4xs yup. And disney isn't even creating that either. They also are doing this to lord of the rings. Or attempting to.

  • @ThatJunkman
    @ThatJunkmanАй бұрын

    I’m having more fun watching the reviews than not watching the show

  • @FETT4HIRE
    @FETT4HIREАй бұрын

    I've always said, "never trust a cowboy from Pennsylvania." Never liked Filoni.

  • @petewinter7759
    @petewinter7759Ай бұрын

    Disney Star Wars - One step forward and Sixteen steps back ! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @davefox7516

    @davefox7516

    Ай бұрын

    Only 16?

  • @petewinter7759

    @petewinter7759

    Ай бұрын

    @@davefox7516 Well what do you expect it's Disney they have been massaging the figures again ! They just cant help themselves .👍

  • @davefox7516

    @davefox7516

    Ай бұрын

    @@petewinter7759. CORRECT 💯%

  • @davefox7516
    @davefox7516Ай бұрын

    I thought the Midi-chlorians created life. I didn't know that two women rubbing their strange together could create life. 🌮🌮

  • @SubiKinubi

    @SubiKinubi

    Ай бұрын

    That’s also made up by them, the first series eluded that the force was a mysterious form of faith

  • @Jimvenice2008

    @Jimvenice2008

    Ай бұрын

    Scissor me timbers!

  • @banthatracks_gaffisticks
    @banthatracks_gaffisticksАй бұрын

    Shmi Skywalker: "There is no father." ✂️

  • @Drunk3PO

    @Drunk3PO

    Ай бұрын

    LOL

  • @karmaisclean

    @karmaisclean

    Ай бұрын

    Now you are a single mum. Or mom or OF or Both... the force is chaoic with this one. Bahahaha.

  • @mpalfadel2008
    @mpalfadel2008Ай бұрын

    The Jedi were never the police of the galaxy They were a rare sight even during the height of the Republic The Jedi were never common enough to be considered cops for Senate

  • @dubstepzsi
    @dubstepzsiАй бұрын

    And Darth Vader is a trans bisexual genderfluid sith lord.

  • @DorisDay-lw4xs

    @DorisDay-lw4xs

    Ай бұрын

    Don’t forget lesbian R2D2 💀

  • @jasonandkathleenbarker6306

    @jasonandkathleenbarker6306

    Ай бұрын

    Didn’t his Weiner get burned off on mustufar?

  • @jasonandkathleenbarker6306

    @jasonandkathleenbarker6306

    Ай бұрын

    His arm and legs weren’t the only appendages he lost on that beach

  • @Mountain_Mutt
    @Mountain_MuttАй бұрын

    “Predictions? Pain.”

  • @fedoraherousa6811

    @fedoraherousa6811

    Ай бұрын

    Great comment. Mr T (Clubber Lang) immediately came to mind when Jay asked about predictions.

  • @TheSuperSnake313
    @TheSuperSnake313Ай бұрын

    This is just hilarious at this point. We know what real Star Wars was, we all know it's over

  • @Drunk3PO

    @Drunk3PO

    Ай бұрын

    I’m dying laughing

  • @djwak59
    @djwak59Ай бұрын

    Episode 4, 5, and 6. The ONLY Star Wars story, and the ONLY Star Wars you’ll ever need. I had a “bad feeling about this” way back when Lucas sold it.

  • @kesselrunner
    @kesselrunnerАй бұрын

    Sorry D3P0, my interest in the Acolyte is so nonexistent that I don't even have the will to watch youtube videos discussing it. I'm just glad to know that nothing Disney makes will ever have any effect on the Star Wars that I love. Now, excuse me while I go back to playing Knights of the Old Republic. 😉

  • @s1os2s3
    @s1os2s3Ай бұрын

    I dont know what they are getting at but the most powerful being in the Star Wars Universe is Mortis. He keeps balance between The Daughter and The Son. The Daughter representing the Light force and The Son representing the Dark Side. Abeloth, with her is more complicated and I invite you to read about her. She was The Mother at some point but became an entity of destruction. That is the top of the "Food chain" in terms of Force hierarchy. The Force is not Female. The Force is both The Daughter and The Son. The Father makes sure one does not destroy the other. The Mother used to help but became corrupt.

  • @erikc5797
    @erikc5797Ай бұрын

    You are probably right about the views going up on this one, and I hate to see that. You know any positive change they are going to talk about how "successful" it is. Even if the next episode's views falls off a cliff they will somehow spin that too. I just watch you guys talk about the series because I refuse to give Disney any money, nor will I spend my time watching their poor product.

  • @kevinnelson3864
    @kevinnelson3864Ай бұрын

    They say the star wars fans are ruining star wars, NO! Disney Lucasfilm is destroying starwars 😂

  • @kikomatsing9487
    @kikomatsing9487Ай бұрын

    Cake is a lie, there is only pie. Through pie, I gain calories. Through calories, I gain weight. Through weight, I gain body mass. Though body mass, my belt is broken. The recliner shall set me free. - Darth Diabetus

  • @Newcenturion100
    @Newcenturion100Ай бұрын

    Yin and yang (English:), also yinyangor yin-yang, is a concept that originated in Chinese philosophy, describing an opposite but interconnected, self-perpetuating cycle. Yin and yang can be thought of as complementary (rather than opposing) forces that interact to form a dynamic system in which the whole is greater than the assembled parts.

  • @allanlomas5133
    @allanlomas5133Ай бұрын

    We can all sense it. A great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

  • @slurmz123
    @slurmz123Ай бұрын

    My boi big Mac order 66. Damn that was funny

  • @Drunk3PO

    @Drunk3PO

    Ай бұрын

    He’s the real star

  • @CG-gf7ce
    @CG-gf7ceАй бұрын

    My appreciation for the SW Holiday Special grows the more I learn about the acolyte

  • @Shinintendo
    @ShinintendoАй бұрын

    I agree that it's mostly on Dave Filoni, they couldn't have done it without his say so.

  • @hidecki
    @hideckiАй бұрын

    Star wars became a bad "product" ... nothing more.

  • @chasehedges6775

    @chasehedges6775

    Ай бұрын

    True.

  • @Vaille32
    @Vaille32Ай бұрын

    The only reason to watch this show is to laugh at it. Now attack me…with all your strength! *cringe*

  • @MikaelLV

    @MikaelLV

    Ай бұрын

    Now scissor me with all your.... You know what. Never mind.

  • @georgedavidson957
    @georgedavidson957Ай бұрын

    this is the one I've been excited for. SW is long dead to me but disneys descent into madness and ruin is hilarious. ep3 might bring the wrath of god that sweeps the rotten SW remains away.

  • @justicierodelaliga
    @justicierodelaligaАй бұрын

    Finally. Someone else that likes the Prequels more. ...maybe because the Prequels came when I was a young adult to enjoy them. But even having the original trilogy forever I was never into it. I can appreciate for what they did and offer. But I do, honest, like the Prequels so much more.

  • @macrosense

    @macrosense

    Ай бұрын

    It has more to do with the age at which you saw them

  • @user-tp7gy4dj4l

    @user-tp7gy4dj4l

    Ай бұрын

    The original trilogy was junk food, the prequels were garbage, the sequels were plastic, and Acolyte is poison.

  • @rubensaenz
    @rubensaenzАй бұрын

    OSHA will be revealed to have her twin evil sister to be in her mind only, then she kill the black evil “master”. And walk out hand to hand with the padawan of Sol converted as lovers

  • @SansoHumar
    @SansoHumarАй бұрын

    The scissoring is strong with these two.

  • @YY-mi9rf
    @YY-mi9rfАй бұрын

    Let me guess, Yoda is gay now?

  • @wesley8616
    @wesley8616Ай бұрын

    This just shows Disney is not in touch with its base. A few voices within DIsney promoting products for a small segment of the population and that is why viewership is down.

  • @mysterymacaroni
    @mysterymacaroniАй бұрын

    If you didn't think it could get worse. Disney was like hold my beer and watch this.

  • @swamisalami3000
    @swamisalami3000Ай бұрын

    Will we see Anakin and Nien Nunb destroy the second Death Star?

  • @AlecFortescue
    @AlecFortescueАй бұрын

    Sith Alchemy and making babies between incompatible species was a thing in the EU but we never got into details.

  • @tomservo9254
    @tomservo9254Ай бұрын

    *2010* "That's homophobic!" "Oh, I'm sorry" *2015* "That's homophobic!" "Uh, no it isn't..." *2025* "That's homophobic!" "I don't care" *2030* "That's homophobic!" "Hey, thanks for noticing!"

  • @fatcat3211
    @fatcat3211Ай бұрын

    I'm amazed that nearly 200 million was spent on this. Who's supposed to watch it?

  • @user-tp7gy4dj4l

    @user-tp7gy4dj4l

    Ай бұрын

    No one. It's money laundering.

  • @andredavis7018
    @andredavis7018Ай бұрын

    I’m so excited to see if it’s true and watching the reactions 😂

  • @exomake_mehorololo
    @exomake_mehorololoАй бұрын

    Nothing is worse than The Last Jedi.... They stabbed us in the back with that one and effectively killed Star Wars. All they've done since then is parade the corpse around

  • @bradleyboots687
    @bradleyboots687Ай бұрын

    100% done with ANYTHING Disney.

  • @aouyiu
    @aouyiuАй бұрын

    7:57 - There's no cameos in this season* is what they said, not the entire series. They also said this isn't a one-season, one and done series either, we're getting more seasons and we'll likely have cameos then.

  • @nelson2145
    @nelson2145Ай бұрын

    I don’t see how anyone thinks this is remotely funny or amusing this is actually so much deeper than Star Wars.

  • @ProjectCambrian
    @ProjectCambrianАй бұрын

    The Acolyte is the Front Runner for Next TAX WRITE OFF following WILLOW into OBLIVION....Fingers Crossed.

  • @user-tp7gy4dj4l

    @user-tp7gy4dj4l

    Ай бұрын

    That's the "Producers" theory. Also there's the "money laundering" theory. And there's the "monopolist Disney buys the competition to destroy it" theory. Or all three.

  • @jimdraven2432
    @jimdraven2432Ай бұрын

    I have always felt that while the viewership will always be there, the responses from the fans will always be the marker that should measure success. Youre gonna make money either way, why not do so with posutive, well thought out storytelling & in depth characters.

  • @Vulcarin
    @VulcarinАй бұрын

    Wheres Yoda? wouldnt he be around during this series?

  • @jimgreenleevideo
    @jimgreenleevideoАй бұрын

    Yeah, after the tonight’s episode of the acoSHYTE, I’m going back to rewatching Peaky Blinders for the third time! Maybe we should just turn the comments into suggestions for other series’ we can watch instead! Any suggestions…

  • @Erabbz
    @ErabbzАй бұрын

    Now we gotta pretend qui gon was trolling when he said anakin was born outta the force and anakins mom actually just got in a one night stand with a damn tusken raider at a crazy mos espa bar bathroom stall, but she was qui gons troubled sister so he decided to step in and try to raise anakin since he randomly had high midoclorian count now

  • @Magoo277
    @Magoo277Ай бұрын

    Ahh, yes. Another great D3P0 vid. Love that you're still doing your thing man.

  • @TwinFlyDSW
    @TwinFlyDSWАй бұрын

    This don't sound like a story set in a galaxy far far away anymore.

  • @janjokinen9758
    @janjokinen9758Ай бұрын

    "The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."

  • @m1klo13
    @m1klo13Ай бұрын

    @5:49 I just noticed Dave looks like Tom Segura 😂😂😂

  • @johntrench
    @johntrenchАй бұрын

    Episode three is the real desecration of the “Star Wars” corpse. While I understand people watching out of morbid curiosity, and agree the viewer numbers for the remainder of the series will probably tank out, it grieves me to give them even one night of numbers due to wanting to see the train wreck happen. Oh well….

  • @BD-iu1wh
    @BD-iu1whАй бұрын

    Before it fades away for good, can I use Disney rules? Always wanted a lightsaber bottle opener, electric razor, driveway snow melting magic sword, a back scratcher, etc…

  • @tonymanero7428
    @tonymanero7428Ай бұрын

    Everything is clear to me now I can see it. This relates to Anakin Skywalker. They are trying to connect this series directly to Anakin I am willing to bet that Mae becomes a Sith lord, and teaches a young Darth Plageus how to use the midichlorians to create life. In turn meaning these thread witches are responsible for Skywalker.

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozillaАй бұрын

    I know I said I was done with this after ep02, but I had to see ep03 based on the reports. What in the holiest of fucks was that? The biggest sin in this episode was the idea that there were two other people created via the force. Great Job, Leslye, you managed to destroy George's legacy by conducting the ultimate sin, by destroying the prophecy of the chosen one. It had been established many times that Anakin was the one created by manipulation of the force, via Palpatine. Now, though, the force can be used to make a new virgin birth at any time. Add to that the contradiction that the Jedi would want these twins to begin with since they are too old to be trained. According to the original E.U., the Jedi mainly took children into the order shortly after birth. Anakin was a rare exception. This is supposed to be over 100 years before Anakin, and the girls are about the same age as he was in "The Phantom Menace." On a final note. When it comes to diversity, I don't inherently care if someone's a different race or sex, or gay in media, as long as you can act and the characters are more than their diversity, I'm all good. This show, along with other forced diverse crap, isn't going to do diverse people any favors in the long run. It's creating the image that someone is inherently good at everything based on their diversity alone. This is a complete insult to actual diversity, if you ask me. I still believe that this type of content, as well as the actions of the show runners, will create more genuine bigots in the future.

  • @jimbo-gi7ds
    @jimbo-gi7dsАй бұрын

    Disney + ""We'll aim for mediocrity and celebrate when we get there''

  • @quietstormvalley9010
    @quietstormvalley9010Ай бұрын

    Acolyte could have been a serious inter galactic murder mystery, with political and religious conspiracy. The opportunity to showcase strange new worlds, space ships and cultures was squander by weak writing and personal vanity projects.

  • @freakmean16
    @freakmean16Ай бұрын

    Goddammit I even used to read Star Wars books...now I don't even care for anything force related.

  • @genebaker511
    @genebaker511Ай бұрын

    What is my prediction? Apathy

  • @DorisDay-lw4xs

    @DorisDay-lw4xs

    Ай бұрын

    Is that a new character ? Apathi Fishlips 😂

  • @Just-S0me_space-cowboy
    @Just-S0me_space-cowboyАй бұрын

    "Ahsoka was supposed to die in order 66" it's not like Dave created her in the first place and had her Arc written out well in advance or at least an idea of where he wanted her character to go. Dave filoni isn't perfect as a writer, but pretty much all of the good Star wars recently produced clone wars, rebels, the mandalorian, The bad batch all were felony creations. He also was responsible for the first season of avatar The last Airbender. A lot of people discount these because they're not live action and thus not real Star wars. But all of the animated Star wars shows are Canon. And everyone that felony worked on is pretty good.

  • @JEEPER7788
    @JEEPER7788Ай бұрын

    "What they're gonna wreck" lmao

  • @jrrrm3
    @jrrrm3Ай бұрын

    “The force is female” is an apt way to describe nee star wars as the people in charge don’t have any BALLS

  • @RevKev
    @RevKevАй бұрын

    Congrats on 80k subs!!!

  • @Monster-Abee
    @Monster-AbeeАй бұрын

    They know what they're doing. They don't care about the money being lost. They're trying to make the next generation of children ignorant of what came before, hence why they're not creating new original shows. They must break down the recognised, historic shows we all grew up on so they kids will think it's been like this forever.

  • @Tixbomber
    @TixbomberАй бұрын

    So... They came an entire galaxy into existence, and their combined "Big Oh" force juices created midi-chlorians?

  • @floresss4178
    @floresss4178Ай бұрын

    As if my 22 year old self couldn’t be more depressed

  • @flyndutchmn
    @flyndutchmnАй бұрын

    All i have is apathy.

  • @sasukenightstar8332
    @sasukenightstar8332Ай бұрын

    i heard the woman who lead the project wants to do knights of the old republic with darth treya revan and my god if she gets her hands on the knights of the old republic every era of star wars will have been destroyed... star wars is already gone i suppose i just it sucks that the two big franchises i grew up with where just flushed down the drain that being marvel and star wars :(

  • @G_Vegas22
    @G_Vegas22Ай бұрын

    Tried to give it a chance, but all I got out of the last episode is that the Jedi are galactic kidnappers

  • @Mr_Kenneth
    @Mr_KennethАй бұрын

    POP QUIZ : Which is worse - The Acolote or the Star Wars Holiday Special?

  • @user-tp7gy4dj4l

    @user-tp7gy4dj4l

    Ай бұрын

    They're *both* worse.

  • @freeport48
    @freeport48Ай бұрын

    Well if you're going to watch it I pray for you brother. By the way I see you've gained 3,000 more subs. Maybe you will get to 100,000 this year my friend. Later until the next one.

  • @StylishJedi
    @StylishJediАй бұрын

    I don't think Dave has any say on those decisions. That's all Darthleen Kennedy. Feloni is only doing what he's being told

  • @galnhus56
    @galnhus56Ай бұрын

    This show is actually closer to Cheech and Chong's Queer Wars then to Star Wars.

  • @Hieroglyphics87
    @Hieroglyphics87Ай бұрын

    it's sad that Disney just showed us that even in a galaxy far far away black children still don't have fathers...

  • @hillsmitty
    @hillsmittyАй бұрын

    That thumbnail👍🏾 😂😂

  • @2ndRodeo_Keziah
    @2ndRodeo_KeziahАй бұрын

    My prediction? The person on the rock with the light saber is Cara Dune.

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