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@patrickcombs3567

Ай бұрын

It is boring AF. Its dry dialog. Its phoned in acting. Character motivation is stupid and nonsensical. How did this cost 22 million per episode?

@JoeWash-cb9bj

Ай бұрын

Hahah oh man I feel so bad for y'all watching this . I tried watching 1 and 2 and had to turn it off worst tv ive ever seen

@margaretwood152

Ай бұрын

▶0:25 ....Yeah, Thomas (?): _"....Some People _*_Like 🩸BL00D-SAUSAGE🥩,_*_ (some) People are __*_M0R0NS."_* ~ Phil Connors (🦫Groundhog Day📆 c. 1994) [4:39 = 😆🤣😆🤣]

@kittybrowneye3163

Ай бұрын

After episode 3 we get 4, unbelievable analysis 😂

@peterlue9274

Ай бұрын

His Hand? The power of MANY? Are you serious? His??? It is clearly their mom. It could not be any worse than this.

Yoda is 800 years old at the time this show is supposed to be taking place, yet he (yes I said he) is nowhere to be found. Meanwhile they use a character who hasn’t even been born. Oh yeah, Can’t wait until we find out this is the origin story of the phrase, Mae the Force be With You.

@GregWampler

Ай бұрын

Oh no.... I never even thought about that..... I really hope this doesn't happen....

@proto-geek248

Ай бұрын

Hey, Yoda's just really busy right now back then in the future, ok?

@ReluctantAardvark

Ай бұрын

Them’s a man so they can’t be in this. Star Wars is just girls now.

@shaysmith4023

Ай бұрын

Lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy writing.. like read a fkin book.

@bobt1346

Ай бұрын

And they just happened to make the "stand-in" for Yoda green-skinned - don't think that's a coincidence. And she says not to inform the Jedi council - so we're supposed to believe the Grand Master and other High Council members wouldn't sense the deaths of the Jedi through the Force? Clearly the writers "forgot" about Yoda's reactions during Order 66.

There is no actor that can replace the true Conehead, Dan Ackroyd.

@azzajames7661

Ай бұрын

They should get Dan Akroyd on here and bust some ghosts(in space🤪;)😆 It would so much better than this 💩😂🤣

@avarysse5782

Ай бұрын

Then we find out that the cone dude isn't even supposed to be alive yet in the StarWars timeline!? 🤡🤦🏼‍♀ This just might be why ratings are so bad

@esteban1487

Ай бұрын

Leftards they love their labels.

@mikusoxlongius

Ай бұрын

We're from France.

@proto-geek248

Ай бұрын

Let us drink great drafts of our six packs of beer & feast on our fiberglass insulation.

I, as the consumer... Am allowed to dislike a product for WHATEVER THE HELL REASON I want. I owe the franchise NOTHING.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

I don't drive a Trabant because it is a horrible automobile.

@MwahMwahProductions

Ай бұрын

This is what the entitled brats don't undrstand.

Of course it's no big deal, Jay. She didn't murder two Jedi, she murdered two White Jedi. As we all know that isn't a problem in Disney Star Wars.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

Code named: Gemini

@Njordin2010

Ай бұрын

It was activism.

@proto-geek248

Ай бұрын

Yes, good point. I hadn't thought of that. Now it all makes sense 😑

@timgersh6787

Ай бұрын

Those ear worm bands tend to have other good song but nobody knows because the one was just so bad their is no second chance, idk maybe next week it will be big bad fake sith v 30 light sabers and it will be great. I wont know because the wookie faint was it for me also if you are big in the lore the mundi thing kinda worked out in a gross incest planet way

@khhv1900

Ай бұрын

But if you don't like you are such an incel booohooo-Disney

Mundi SHOULDNT EVEN BE BORN YET AND THEY CHANGED HIS AGE on wiki DURING THEORYS STREAM! Born 93 bby changed to 133 bby LOL I have the receipts! THIS SHOW IS NOT CANON BAHA

@TheMandolore88

Ай бұрын

That's wild

@JoeWash-cb9bj

Ай бұрын

Hahahaha wow. Just wow

@rebelspods

Ай бұрын

no fucking way... what a joke

@scorptarget

Ай бұрын

💯😂😂

@edwinvasquez2509

Ай бұрын

They were watching him. They knew he wouldn’t like or approve of this shit show and they had to do everything they could to back up Leslie’s claims and storytelling SMH 🤦🏽‍♂️

Ki-Adi-Mundi identifies as an already-birthed person, sooo.... That splains that.

@sgtsplatter4489

Ай бұрын

Best comment award goes to you

@proto-geek248

Ай бұрын

I think Mundi is just a hint at the new golden age of Jedi Time Travel.

Adding the Jedi Master who explicitly said the Sith have been gone for a millennia into this show is just peak trolling.

Remember when the force could be used to manipulate a few things around a force user. It even took Yoda concentrating deeply to do certain things, now it is literally magic that anyone can do no matter thier age, experience, or training.

@Andromedon777

Ай бұрын

To be fair, a Jedi in the temple age constantly practicing does mean it will be easier to use the force vs someone who hasn't been able to practice in 20 years.

@proto-geek248

Ай бұрын

Luckily it isn't canon

@SYNERGY915

Ай бұрын

@@Andromedon777so you telling me you know nothing about the force? Same thing happened in the show Obi Wan, he didn’t practice using the force and took him awhile to get it back

@kire132

Ай бұрын

What are you talking about? Starkiller used the force to bring down a Star Destroyer, and before you say it was just a video game this feat was made Cannon by George Lucas himself!

@SYNERGY915

Ай бұрын

@@kire132 starkiller isn’t canon, where did you get that info from?

I haven't watched a single episode. I just read the reviews for the LOLs.

@derkernspalter

Ай бұрын

Same here

@florin604

Ай бұрын

The episodes are not just idiotic, but also boring af

@ptrichie71

Ай бұрын

I stopped after Ep2 the YT reviews have been more entertaining 😅

@rodbarnes9624

Ай бұрын

Same. I'm just here for the train wreck crash reports. ☕

@isaacislas2328

Ай бұрын

Right there with you, 😅😅😅😅

I am judgmental. If someone I know likes this show? I will never let them recommend me a show ever.

@kevinsullivan7831

Ай бұрын

Adults make judgements and that is what pisses the woke off.

@MirkwoodPrince21

Ай бұрын

Womp Womp

The thing is: If people know Star Wars they will hate this for obvious reasons BUT If they never saw it or know nothing about SW then they will still hate it

@Wheelo40

Ай бұрын

😂

This is what happens when you have a bunch of DEI hires in charge, that are hired based solely on the color of their skin, or their sexual orientation, instead of based on actual talent.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

Hollywood has no talent anymore, especially in writing. George Lucas said it at Cannes that they are just reusing his material, with character substitutes.

the fact leslye and amanda were so happy and proud to be a part of this show makes the failure so much more hilarious. in your face leslye! lets also remind everyone that leslye is extremely likely to be directly responsible for a lot of bad shit happening to a lot of women while she was working for harvey. she was a recruiter after all

@highlander31527

Ай бұрын

"Womyn power!" "feeds two dozen aspiring actresses to Harvey Weinstein to abuse' "Womyn power!" 'feeds a dozen more women into Harvey's fishdick' Leslye's only defense from Harvey was that she was just too ugly and disgusting to see in any sexual way.

@onlinebuy

Ай бұрын

She got his sloppy seconds. Chicks that were way out of her league. Have you seen her wife? YIKES.

@margaretwood152

Ай бұрын

▶0:26 ....Yeah, Thomas (?): _".....Some People _*_Like 🩸BL00D-SAUSAGE🥩,_*_ (some) People are __*_M0R0NS."_* ~ Phil Connors (🦫Groundhog Day📆 c. 1994)

@Mjay0912..

Ай бұрын

They weren't happy about being in the show they were happy about the chance to ruin StarWars for us male fans. Toxic femininity at its best!

@pablosskates7067

Ай бұрын

She may have recruited women to be exploited but no way you can blame the bad coffee on her.

When you think it can't get worse, they find a new level of garbage to sink into.

@Toraryuko

Ай бұрын

They always somehow find a way how to make more BS. It's kinda intriguing.

@Byronic19134

Ай бұрын

@@ToraryukoPlease specify, when you say ‘they’…are you talking about Sonic The SpaceHodge?

@CarTastic-fv6eo

Ай бұрын

That happens when you put activists in charge of showrunners.

@ZerloxGaming

Ай бұрын

@@CarTastic-fv6eono, at this point I think they are hidden conservatives that make this shit to ruin the sense about all that stuff… No sane person would direct Star Wars and fill it with this Go woke go broke doesn’t exist, go woke Disney go broke does exist tho. This is a full on trash show

@ruthbutler8985

Ай бұрын

Yes, I agree!! Glad we cancelled Disney ages ago!!🤦‍♀️💕🇦🇺

I'm surprised they didn't line up all the colored sabers to make a rainbow flag.

@JohnDoe-zr8pc

Ай бұрын

Show ain’t over yet…

It's a classic reaction, if you disagree or don't like anything and it happens to have something either black, asian or gender/sex related on that situation, even if you didn't know, you're automatically a bigot because every lgbt story is perfect and flawless. I swear to any god that soon there will be an lgbt category at the oscars. Mark my words

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

Well, some rag/group gave Dylly-Dylly Mulvaney "Woman of the Year" last year, so, I'd say you are right...

I’m actually amazed at how they manage to set a new low after every episode. Just when you think they can’t do any worse than the “power of many” they go ahead and change Mundi’s age in lore.

Jay: Lets do a wellness check on SWT. SWT: It's bullshit! Jay: Well it looks like things are going well.

@VOLUMEnightclub

Ай бұрын

Pure gold

First Rule of Highly Effective People: Seek first to understand, then to be understood First Rule of Highly Defective People: Seek first to destroy anyone who disagrees with you by calling them any name that is in fashion

*The Four Olds were 'old ideas', 'old culture', 'old customs', and 'old habits'. During the Red August of 1966, shortly after the onset of the Cultural Revolution, the Red Guards' campaign to destroy the Four Olds began amid the massacres being carried out in Beijing. The remains of the Wanli Emperor*

@MiMi_MoMo

Ай бұрын

Yup. I’ve been saying it for ages, but we are in a Cultural Revolution, just like they were in Mao’s time.

Ki-Adi Mundi was born in 93 BBY He was 74 years old at the Rise of the Empire Which means he wouldn’t be born for another 26 years during the timeframe of this show

@mikebryant614

Ай бұрын

And wookiepedia changed the date trying to gaslight us but we got the reciepts.

@clave2049

Ай бұрын

@@mikebryant614bro? actually?

@highlander31527

Ай бұрын

@@clave2049 The yidsney shills have already been dispatched to attack the comments sections of any Star Wars fan pointing out that Ki Adi Mundi was not alive during the events of The Acolyte. I'm not kidding. Minutes after people noticed that Mundi was not even born, WHILE THE EPISODE WAS STILL AIRING the shills changed the date of Mundi's birth and claimed that it was real.

@marksbeats3053

Ай бұрын

@@clave2049 Yeah check star wars theory's stream

@ninjafoxgamesgeekery

Ай бұрын

@@clave2049 They've updated it to say he's born 93BBY in Legends and 132BBY in canon now.... Disney can change whatever they want and just claim the old details were "Legends"

Lesbian Headlamp, strikes again!

@mr.o3755

Ай бұрын

Minecraft character.

@combatking0

Ай бұрын

@@mr.o3755 The tall green ones that sneak up on players and explode?

@TubaTones

Ай бұрын

That’s the way, attack people for their appearance and sexuality, not their ideas! Keep going!!!!

@cameronjones8641

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@seangleeson2572

Ай бұрын

Yup finished with star wars since mandos new season. Lizzo was the final straw that broke the camels back 🫠 Poor camel.. 🐫

Hi. Straight, religious white guy here. Skin color is NEVER a factor for me. What I care about is story, consistency and quality. This new series has none of that. I have hated everything Star Wars since Lucas left. Actually, I didn't care for the prequels either... I dropped Star Wars at Force Awakens and have seen bits and pieces since then. I didn't like anything with Rey, not because she's female, but because she is overpowered and the writing was weak. If she had conflict and grew into her abilities, it would have been great. A strong female lead is good only when the role is earned. Even Van Damme in his movies earned his ability to kick ass. I just came on here to comment because I get upset when people claim that the hatred of a show stems from the color/orientation of the actors.

It's not bigotry, it's just not necessary to know someones sexual orientation or gender identity to tell a story that's not specifically about their identity.

@iankane1733

Ай бұрын

Completely agree. I’m all for inclusivity and representation but when you prioritize that over quality storytelling, dialogue and directing, you’ve lost me. It really boggles my mind how such a profitable IP can be wasted like this, squandered. I don’t understand why they a doubling down.

@csmedia5279

Ай бұрын

These scenes need to be unnecessary to the plot so the hypocrites can easily cut them out for chinese and arab releases.

Trinity Jedi, hyped up, killed in first scene. Murder mystery, hyped up, solved in first episode. Wookie Jedi, hyped up, killed off-screen. I sense a pattern. And let's not forget fire in space, and a burning stone temple.

@samspurgeon4222

Ай бұрын

Stone Temple Pilot Lights?😂

@chasecreamer727

Ай бұрын

The fire in space in Star Wars isn’t new tho. Thinking of the Executor before it crashed into the Death Star. Other than that, yeah the show is just bad.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

Never fear. the spaceships will now be GREEN ENERGY wind powered.

@gamedude412

Ай бұрын

Well we’re missing the Wookiee fighting for in the coven set from the trailer footage

@proto-geek248

Ай бұрын

Only YOU can prevent Space Fires.

The funniest aspect about Mundi being in the show is that we all referred back to his line in The Phantom Menace when Smilo Ren was revealed in the trailer.

@highlander31527

Ай бұрын

"There hasn't been a Sith in a millenium." Disney shills: "Mundi was alive and fought a Sith a hundred and fifty years before the prequels!"

@scorptarget

Ай бұрын

💯😂😂

@JAYWALKER1000

Ай бұрын

Until Wookiepedia changed his age in their entry he was shown as not yet born at this time.

@Byronic19134

Ай бұрын

@@JAYWALKER1000The fact they couldn’t even change that until they saw SWT point it out just goes to show you the level of incompetence we are dealing with.

@odenat3701

Ай бұрын

Wait, didnt he have 4 wives at EU? His race marries a lot of women and he had concubines too. As they have too few males, jedi council allowed that.

Thinking you can avoid the consequences of your actions because you have a change of feelings is such a feminist concept.

@Devyn89

Ай бұрын

No it’s not, what the hell feminism are you engaging with?

@astormofwrenches5555

Ай бұрын

Its not "feminist," its just female. They all do it, not just the lefties.

@rainingtacos7529

Ай бұрын

​@@Devyn89 The poorly written kind.

@Devyn89

Ай бұрын

@@rainingtacos7529 I’m talking about actual feminist theory clearly, good job showing your reading comprehension skills though.

@Xnorre

Ай бұрын

@@Devyn89no one cares what the theory says when actual feminist act the way they do. There’s a reason feminism and feminist have awful reputations

I identify as an ambulance. My pronouns are wee/woo.

Calling something that's crap as crap is bigotry? That's some powerful copium these people are smoking!😂

@chriscollins2095

Ай бұрын

That's how activists defend their work from criticism. It's not their fault. It's your fault.

@tnix80

Ай бұрын

I'd just tell Thomas I'm sorry everyone in your life is a moron

@KrGsMrNKusinagi0

Ай бұрын

its probably from years of percocets/adderall and echo chambers

@sirgenttaylor13

Ай бұрын

Especially as part of the definition of bigot is someone who is blindly devoted and won't accept other opinions, makes you think... who the real bigots are?

My Pronouns are officially... WTF.

@christo-gj1qk

Ай бұрын

My pronouns are USA

@tjp1451

Ай бұрын

@@christo-gj1qkThose are acronyms but ok.

@timgersh6787

Ай бұрын

mine is something I care very little about. I know in the show she said something that is the worst ever but to me the issue is I do not have the will power to watch the show sober. Really I did not hear the line, well I did hear it but my mind just filters is out because again I care very little. Its like 30 years ago as a kid I would care but these days its just noise in the back ground

The show was supposed to be “The Ackroydite” and was intended to be a Coneheads prequel blending the 2 universes.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

Yeoman Rand will come in to "include" a Star Trek woman while Brie Larson and the Marvels will tie in the MCU. Perhaps Wonder Girl will also be included to represent the reboot of DC? Neve Campbell's character from "Wild Things" will round out the lez-fest

For sure Leslie's wife is the dark side teacher to maya, not because of clever writing or plot, but because I can't imagine LH putting her wife in such an insignificant role

Show runners/writers have literally no fucking idea what they’re doing

@GIBBO4182

Ай бұрын

No surprise. She has no experience whatsoever in doing this!

@smurfie8412

Ай бұрын

Like you could do better! 🤬

@TheSkyHawkMT

Ай бұрын

@@smurfie8412 yep we can actually... I've read fan fiction better than this shit...

@1ndragunawan

Ай бұрын

The showrunner even said lightsaber colors are just cosmetics.

@aa-ze5cz

Ай бұрын

@@1ndragunawan I'm waiting for the multi colored LGBTQ lightsaber lmao... You watch, I would not be shocked if it comes in at some point in this stupid series. I haven't watched anything Disney in years (think the last Disney movie I watched was Episode 8, nope - never even saw Episode 9, just bits and pieces from reviews) but if they really do that I'll be looking for the reviews making fun of it lol.

I found it hilarious that they changed the year he was born during Theorys livestream lmao the timing of it was something else

"my weird family and the weird people at my weird job like it, clearly everyone else is wrong"

I actually liked The Acolyte. I turned it on while going to bed. Never slept so well in a while.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

i switch over to watch that masterpiece "Gili."

Newsflash - there's only one girl. She's going to re-fuse together at the end and these shills think we'll be like, "Oh.....we are all both good and evil, too, and it's OKAY. The darkside is justifiable in the right hands (female hands that is)."

@ajm_22

Ай бұрын

And she becomes the force, the godmother of star wars and the ancestor of anakin. Damn eff. This has sunk.

@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese

Ай бұрын

All of this to try for some bs "sometimes the lines are blurred and people live in grey areas." My man Starkiller would like a word.

@aa-ze5cz

Ай бұрын

Oh they'll 100% have the evil black twin be good and the black twins will then rule the Jedi Temple and somehow twist it to be that white men are evil and only women should rule and breed other women...

@Shooopdawooooop

Ай бұрын

No. Fucking. Shot. This is the plot? Im not disbelieving you but if you’re right ima just never watch a SW product again. Lmfao.

@callumholland8932

Ай бұрын

The Harvey guilt coming in to SW

As a straight white male who has been a fan of Star Wars since 1977 I was told this show was not for me. So why would I watch it So why isn't the LQBTG cult commin to the rescue of this show?? Oh wait...That's only like 3% of the country

@davidnielsen5695

Ай бұрын

It is really amazing how much noise so few people can make.

@blockmasterscott

Ай бұрын

And not only that, a VAST majority of that 3% like the same stuff, and have the same level of common sense as everyone else, so it's gotta be a lot lower than 3% that are cool with the 2024 Disney Star Wars.

@alphgeek

Ай бұрын

I sound similar to you and the woke stuff doesn't bother me. It's the lore breaking, brain dead writing, kinda shitty acting, dull pacing, bad dialogue, matrix fights, magic knives...

@azzajames7661

Ай бұрын

​@@alphgeek I think at this point, it would be easier to name things, or thing(anything;) that is actually good🤔,...................... ........................I'll wait🤣😂

@chucklebouf5379

Ай бұрын

@@alphgeek The woke stuff is basically the least of the show's problems, really. At least in a direct sense. Everything else you mentioned is the result of the woke stuff though, because the writers go 'I wrote a gay, my job is done' and then go onto a media tour to talk about gay and gay is their smokescreen for why the show has to be made and why it must be defended at all costs.

*The best ending for the Acolyte would be a shot of Yoda waking up startled to realize the whole thing was just a nightmare without actually happening.*

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

I'm hoping for a giant black hole to swallow this part of that far away galaxy

@proto-geek248

Ай бұрын

The best ending for this show is it never starting.

Ki Adi and Lesley have the same headshape🤔

i've never seen so much money embezzled in the production

The Ki-Adi-Mundi slip up is WIIIIILD. For those who don't know, he was born in 93 BBY and thee show takes place in 132 BBY.

@Howlrunner_base

Ай бұрын

Where is it cited that he was born in 93 bby?

@scottyhehehe5367

Ай бұрын

"CoSumE cOnTeNt!"

@Wand422

Ай бұрын

@@Howlrunner_base Probably the encyclopedias that were released at the same time as the prequels. Not sure if that makes them canon or not but basically everything in them was lucas approved so they're generally considered companion pieces to the films. Either way, a more credible source then this show imo lol

@Howlrunner_base

Ай бұрын

@@Wand422 as much as we all probably want everything pre Disney to be canon, that isn't the reality. Canon was clearly redefined in 2012 and Ki Adi's birthdate is subject to be altered as a result.

@Wand422

Ай бұрын

@@Howlrunner_base I mean there is nothing in the definition of the word canon that states the proprietary owners of a product are the makers of it, I'd put forward based on audience reviews of the acolyte versus any other source of kinda mundis age that acolytes interpretation of this material is in fact definitively not canon based on an objective definition

Imagine needing filler in an 8 episode series, that's like using fillers word in a 500 word essay. It gets you a C-, or in case of this show because of the rest of it, an F.

I have a theory: We will get another three flashback episodes to fill the gaps and in the last episode, the whole plot will be solved in a stupid revelation. A lot of walking around aimlessly ahead.

@lordfunnybone4092

Ай бұрын

Yeah, if it's a hiking show they could at least bring along a ring to toss into a volcano or something!

People calling others bigots while defending a show created by a woman who targeted women for sexual assaults........ Hell of a hill to die on.

@Byronic19134

Ай бұрын

The lead actress hating White people on television is not bigoted either.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

She probably got the leftovers

@sirgenttaylor13

Ай бұрын

Especially as the defenition of bigot includes someone who is blindly devoted and won't accept other opinions, makes you think... who the real bigots are

bro, you forgot "I'm not wearing civilian robes" SCENE CHANGE (She's wearing civilian robes) Written by high school kids, fr

Who knew that the "L" in LGBTQ+ actually stood for "loser"...too funny. Great job on the series and on taking those "L's" Disney. **insert slow clap here**

Weird how people who are against bullying like name calling when you don’t agree with them.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

They are "against bullying" because they are actually the ones doing it. The old, do as I say, not as I do

@notanactualuser

Ай бұрын

Lefties love using racial slurs when it suits them

“Attack me. With all your strength”

@tannersines1319

Ай бұрын

Shit sounds so cringe

@combatking0

Ай бұрын

(bitch slapping contest ensues)

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

The power of one, right?

@aaronrodgers9202

Ай бұрын

​@@ghostrecon6788oh no.. It's the power of MaNnNnNyYyY!

@MagpieEmpress

Ай бұрын

Complete with weird hand gestures!

Sooo this isn't in a galaxy far away. Apparently it's a galaxy just like ours. They have the same political and cultural views as us. What a joke.

im impressed that they still call them masters. now i dont want to give them any ideas but even github changed their decades long convention of calling the master branch "master" to now calling it main branch. slave drive is now called second drive(something like that). though it was on the nose and no one expected the naming convention of master and slave drive to last forever. most people who used the it weren't actually thinking of American historical issues. i wanter what they would call them if not Jedi Masters.

The more garbage like this Disney makes, the harder they will fall.

@smurfie8412

Ай бұрын

No because the majority real fans will catch them

@azzajames7661

Ай бұрын

​@@smurfie8412*loud minority, you mean🤣😂

@throwmesomenumbers4548

Ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@smurfie8412even if you consider yourself a fan, you just agreed that they WILL fall and you’re waiting to catch them, give up disney bro, they don’t care about you

Remember, these are the same folks who think Anakin blew up the Death Star....so it doesn't suprise me that Ki-Adi-Mundi is being used here.

@blockmasterscott

Ай бұрын

What? I never heard this. There are people that think Anakin blew up the Death Star? When did this happen?

@kensuke0

Ай бұрын

That was an actor. He wasn’t in charge of writing the screenplays.

@kirk1701

Ай бұрын

@@kensuke0 That was an actor that should have done his research on a franchise that has been in pop culture since the late 1970s. It doesn't matter if he wasn't a writer, or director, or producer. Technically, they _all_ should have done their research since they have a character from the prequels showing up in the _The Acolyte_ and, according to lore, he shouldn't exist at the time of the TV show.

@majorgear1021

Ай бұрын

It’s “Anakina” now. They retconned him as female.

@kirk1701

Ай бұрын

@@majorgear1021 Someone at Disney/Lucasfilm is writing down that idea...lol

Wookie forgot to wear the "Mary-Sue Plot armor"

Arcane had lesbians. Arcane had people of color. Arcane even had sisters fighting against each other and for each other. Arcane had people loving it. But Arcane had a good story, good characters, good settings. Then Disney saw Arcane succeed where they fail. So they decided to turn into the dark ways of the force and create their own Arcane. "Rise lord Acolyte" - Some Disney executive at their weekly summoning of demons, probably.

Wow the power of many....f' ups that this show is having lol

@smurfie8412

Ай бұрын

Then don't watch it! You just wanna be whiny

@belegur8108

Ай бұрын

@@smurfie8412 are you for real? this show is pure gold... comedy gold...

@Dystopian_Phantom_595

Ай бұрын

​@@smurfie8412If you don't like criticism, just don't listen to it. Take a page out of Disney's book😂. See how well that's working out for them.

@merrickc1876

Ай бұрын

​​@@smurfie8412i dont after epi 2 canceled my disney+ too, It sucks bad. im just here to see the news about how it is getting worse

@Mjay0912..

Ай бұрын

​@@smurfie8412It's justified though when they're ruining a beloved franchise

Is that an open flesh wound across the wookie's chest @ 7:10? I hate to break it to the tatted-up showrunner HeadBob (w/a mouth hug), but lightsabers are PLASMA weapons, meaning they instantly cauterize everything they cut ... which means no blood leakage. Sorry, but Lesb0-lye once again fails one of the most basic SW lore elements.

@tsnorquist

Ай бұрын

@@chewchillathewookiee3515 Likewise the Wampa on Hoth. I'm not arguing the principle though, they should cauterize everything they touch.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

It was a fossil-fuel powered saber in the SA-scheduler's mind, so didn't work right

@eeveeofalltrades4780

Ай бұрын

​@@chewchillathewookiee3515that could be explained with Obi-Wan's lightsaber being old/damaged or something, maybe due to Tatooine's climate.

@eeveeofalltrades4780

Ай бұрын

​@@tsnorquistI'd say Hoth is so cold the lightsaber isn't able to cauterize the wound due to not being able to heat it up enough.

You see the cast interviews. one of them thinks Anakin blew up the deathstar... these are the idiots disney keeps floating.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

DEI on display

Jedi/former Jedi flew at exactly 1:44 in ESB. (1 hr 44 minutes).

Him/They got me. i was like "UUUUURRRRRRGGGGGH!" They wrote that scene in SPECIFICALLY to push those pronouns. The two characters were bored at the mission briefing and cut away to this 'cute' typical Star Wars furry character in order to sandwich some pronouns in there.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

All these writers have the same "pronouns:" Stu/Pid

@eeveeofalltrades4780

Ай бұрын

The first Doctor Who special did the same.

So a Jedi needs to track another jedi by using scent? Instead of the force? smh

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

It's the new green energy powered Force, I mean Thread, I mean String, I mean oh forget it

@eeveeofalltrades4780

Ай бұрын

​@@ghostrecon6788coincidentally, Destiny 2 introduced the Destiny universe's version of The Force, and it is portrayed as green strings. Honestly, it may even be possible that the description of The Force they used in The Acolyte was taken from Destiny's Strand (that's what it's called there), because the description of it is almost the same.

@chocomalk

Ай бұрын

@@ghostrecon6788 I mean using the little rodent thing to track the Wookie.

@Andromedon777

Ай бұрын

It was such a cool scene in the Plagueis book when he got into the lake naked and let his hidden force emanate outward to attrack the Jedi to him. He hid in a bush and they came and were killed by some other dark sider.

With the "de-fund" the Jedi act in place, they won't incarcerate me!?!?😅🤣

Pronouns. ‘Threads’ Scissor Sister witches. I’ve pointed this out before. This is the Pre-Prequel. Did we hear of any of these in any of the films, series etc? No. So, unless she thinks she’ll be re filming EVERY film and series, Headache’s ACTUAL message is that all of these things are extinct by The Phantom Menace. She’s turned a minority into a non-entity. Nicely done.

The pointy head on the wookie makes him look like harry from harry and the Henderson's with more fur or a yeti .

the Acolyte is going to be the twins mother

@aaronrodgers9202

Ай бұрын

Yes. Their third mother from the shadows fufufufu!!

(5:32)

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

Oh yes, AWESOME!

As someone pointed out earlier, disgust isn't the end of the Star Wars universe , apathy is - I and many other haved passed that threshold. FYI, I don't care that you don't care.

They pulled a professor mcgonagall in this episode with Ki-Adi-Mundi!

When I was 11 years old I was able to collect all the availible Starwars action figures from 1977 to 1985 and loved them. Had ships and scene boards. Ya well I'm not even gonna bother watching this poop!

Osha: *try to murder her sister with fire Also Osha: "jedi are bad for trying to kill me sister! Let's kill them, and without weapons." Also Also Osha: "Ho apparently I failed to kill my sister so I don't need to kill jedi anymore. let's surrender, they won't mind at all me murdering two of them." In all honesty... how then can you want a character to be perceived as a hero while making her look so evil and so stupid at the same time?

According to the wookiepedia Cereans lifespan is 65 years old, so yes, is impossible that Ki Adi Mundi appears in the series.

Isnt it great that they included coneheads in Star Wars nowadays?

@cyberleaderandy1

Ай бұрын

Shows its a comedy 😊

@DarthEquus

Ай бұрын

"From France!"

@aa-ze5cz

Ай бұрын

​@@DarthEquus "I find you unacceptable!" "YES SIR!" LOL that line always kills me. Coneheads is a far superior film to anything Disney has produced in over 5 years.

@hammerofscience534

Ай бұрын

It's great to see Dan getting work.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

Maybe Barf from Spaceballs will make a cameo

Poor Theory, very time I see him it looks like another piece of his soul has left his body.

Who needs a story when you can throw in some member berries and flashing lights? -Lesbian Hedlamp

At this point, Disney HAD to tell the “director” & “writers” to purposely destroy SW. seems they’d rather that, than admit they effed up.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

Next time they want to invest $4Billion , they should call me. I have some original ideas...

I’m gay. I am a “pup” who identifies as a dog. My family is racially mixed. I am the exact type of demographic this show purports to “represent.” So, to all you folks out there who are criticizing The Acolyte… you’re right, this show sucks. It’s boring. Nothing has happened. The dialogue is cringe. The messaging is both unnecessary and inappropriate. Can we just get regular entertainment that, yanno, entertains? Ruff ruff.

@redred1952

Ай бұрын

Huh ?

@kingbaby8761

Ай бұрын

Good lord. I guess if they can't get you on board, then they can't get anyone on board without paying them.

@angelandsoulsoul2924

Ай бұрын

You need help boss

@blockmasterscott

Ай бұрын

Right on! 👍

@StrangeCreed

Ай бұрын

This clearly means there's only one identity that truly defends this show: Droids.

The same people that signed off on this also believed Anakin destroyed the Death Star. They done respect the lore. They just wanna push their all inclusive agenda in the worst manner possible.

@blockmasterscott

Ай бұрын

What? This is new to me. What's this about Anakin destroying the Death Star? Wasn't it Luke in Star Wars, and Lando in Jedi? That's on film too.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

While lying like the CEO Iger that they are not. Always believe the actions...words are not real

Obi-Wan Kenobi - Moses Ingram (not white) as Reva /Third Sister, Ahsoka - Rosario Dawson (not white) as Ahsoka Tano, The Mandalorian - Pedro Pascal (not white) as Dinn Djarin, Giancarlo Esposito (not white) as Moff Gideon, The Book of Boba Fett - Temura Morrison (not white) as Boba Fett, Ming Na Wen (not white) as Fennec Shand, Stephen "Thundercat" Bruner (not white) as the Mod Artist ...Star Wars fans DO NOT have trouble with "people of color"....we have trouble with crappy writers!!!! The STORY behind The Acolyte is what sucks, not the people in it. Making a Star Wars show without any recognizable places (other than just mentioning Coruscant), recognizable characters or recognizable ideas would be like making a Jurassic Park prequel without mentioning Ingen or anything about dinosaurs.

The Wookie door made of sticks that still mechanically slides open just slayed me. If you view it as Star Wars parody, it's almost good.

@purplemicrodot58

Ай бұрын

And when they find the Wookie Jedi, his wound is still burning? Put him out!

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

The Wookie died as a good Wokie would

This show is way passed jumping the shark for Disney Star Wars

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

The ChumLord of the Pits.

@mikusoxlongius

Ай бұрын

The shark is a floater.

Bro thank you for watching this trash show so I dont have to. I will save my time and good vibes to support you in your work and self torture. Love ya bro!

There must be a "Spaghetti Wall" in LucasFilm office with the names of all prominent characters of the Star Wars Universe pasted on it. They just throw pasta on the wall before a new SW projects gets on the way and see who ends up getting hit & casted. Oops... a little inch to the right they could have gotten Yoda to cast in this show, instead they got the conehead. Sorry Yoda. Maybe you'll get lucky in the next show.

ALL REAL STAR WARS FANS MUST GO VOTE ON ROTTEN TOMATOES : THE ACOLYTE NEED TO GO BELOW 10% ! TIME TO VOTE!

Okay, I draw the line at such blatant lore breaking. The fact Ki-Adi-Mundi is alive here when he shouldn’t is just plain stupid. There is no way anyone can like this show. That ‘fan’ tweet has to either be trolling or a total dumbass. Maybe both.

The Acolyte... Systemically smells like FISH 🐟

@Andromedon777

Ай бұрын

Lesbian fish at that

“The Jedi who I hated as a kid knowing they mostly likely brainwashed my sister are clearly good people and I should stop what I’m doing to join them”? Uh no, your response would be to have further hatred towards them for taking your sister away in the first place. You do not change allegiances at the drop of a hat because your sister is alive with the people you hate

5.5 foot tall, 115 lb. non-force user gets stabbed by a lightsaber through the abdomen: lives. 8 foot tall, 240 lb. force-wielding wookie, a species known throughout the galaxy for their strength and rugged durability, gets slashed by a lightsaber across the chest: dies.

I've not watched the show but from everything I'm hearing. I'm guessing the big reveal is the acolyte or smilo ren whatever it's called. Will steal and destroy Vader's line and reveals I am your mother to those twins.

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

I believe the twins will use the "Thread" to Yarn themselves into one SUPER female JediSithWitch that will be the Goddess of all the Universe. The Jedi will be outed as child predators, the Sith are misunderstood Hamas, and the Witches were just asleep, and will rise again to bask in the glory of the galaxy's denizens and rightfully rule everything, as it should be.... Hey, make me a writer!

Gay Wars The Revenge of the Lesbians

@leecroft7311

Ай бұрын

I'm down for some lesbian Star Wars... only if they're hot lesbians, not those manlike ones we get with that LGTBQ whatever group 🤮

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

Dark Wh*res : The Return of the Slit?

I dont get over the idea of stabbing someone with a lightsaber. I know Lucas has done that too in the end of Episode 1, but it is just so ridiculous. You would have to be so precise to actively move your hand back and forth in a straight line and correct your wrist accordingly to minimise damage. Any slight wrist twist and you have a big cut.

Thomas only had to walk upstairs from the basement for his monthly shower when he asked his parents His "best friend" is his left hand His "co-workers" are the echo chambers he frequents on X

You’re the man dude. Keep being honest.

Technically, on the Cannon Lore Ki-adi Mundi doesn't have a birth year. You're thinking of the Legends Lore.

@aaronknautz7364

Ай бұрын

Legends lore is canon now that Disney has proven they can’t create new canon

Did anyone else get an ad for the Acolyte before this video? That was a good laugh.

Smylo Ren is clearly Qimir the sidekick But he’s only the apprentice to the Zabrak Mother Koril who will later be revealed to be the true darkside master we haven’t seen yet.

@xcharlesbronsonx

Ай бұрын

I saw his hands. It's a black person's hands I might be wrong. Check the part where he force pushes her, you can see his hand without a glove. Honestly, I would have preferred to keep it the Asian guy. It would have made logical sense. But it might be a totally different guy. They could have kept us guessing by having him wear gloves. I mean he's gone out of his way to hide his appearance this whole time and now his hand is visible during the last few seconds of the end

@caylebpearson7574

Ай бұрын

Leaks confirmed it Qimir is the master

@xcharlesbronsonx

Ай бұрын

@@caylebpearson7574 ah makes some sense finally. It would have been worse to have been a random just come out of nowhere. But then the writing isn't a strong suit here. 4 episodes in and barely any plot. After killing 2 jedi, Mae just says "it's fine. It's not like I won't get life imprisonment" and decides to screw off. They dragged shit out for what, I don't know. Half the show is already over

mai killed two Jedi knights and a whole coven of witches, yet she thinks she is innocent and shouldn't and won't get punished for her evil acts?!🤯 Seriously, that can't be where this woeful show is going?! No consequences for her evil doings?!😤

@majorgear1021

Ай бұрын

She’s just misunderstood.

@LunarGates

Ай бұрын

Didn't she also try and kill her sister?

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

Filmed in LA...Gascon will let her off the hook

@azzajames7661

Ай бұрын

@@LunarGates Oh yeah! She did, so by setting alight a stone castle😂🤣

Warped morality, if Mae had a change of heart she should EXPECT to serve a punishment for her previous bad deeds which MIGHT be tempered by circumstance, but never wholly excused. But responsibility for ones own actions is completely foreign to the writers, when they do something awful, they're always justified in some way or other, right Leslye?

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

It was the white Jedi who self-deleted from the weight of his white guilt's fault.

How is this show not 0 on RT yet😂

@ghostrecon6788

Ай бұрын

bots

the acolyte will be a they/them 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Lex_Populus

Ай бұрын

What does this they/them mean? Could someone also say: we/we or pee/pee? Is Grammar not required anymore in US?