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@ycvgytgftyg3357

2 жыл бұрын

how do they prove he did it test 4 demon fade back to the warp so no body.

@marsfreelander5969

2 жыл бұрын

23:58 but a boltgun *is* a loud speaker! It says *BANG!-SREEK-BOOM!*

@lmao2118

2 жыл бұрын

arch shadow legends

@MajorSquiggles

2 жыл бұрын

Raid sponsors make me want to fucking puke. I've never heard such disgusting shilling before. I want to support you, but if you won't stop selling what is nothing more than a glorified slot machine I don't think I can stomach you anymore. It's a meme for a reason. It's like you missed the joke and think people actually like this shit.

@markvt22

2 жыл бұрын

Would have liked it if Raid actualy gave something to your Supporters that already downloaded the game instead of only the new ones

I'd like to imagine that, initially, they wanted to get rid of a certain undesirable battle brother. They invented progressively more elaborate and harder challenges, hoping the next would kill the undesirable. By the 666th greater demon slain, the chapter thought "at this stage, he's such a badass that getting rid of him is impossible"

@spencegame

2 жыл бұрын

"Alright nice job, now your last trial is to eat the brown part of this banana"

@UGNAvalon

2 жыл бұрын

That’s now part of my TTS headcanon. 🤣

@stuttters

2 жыл бұрын

"Alright lads, surely sending him head first into 4 different armies will get the job done....."

@wildefice1

2 жыл бұрын

@@spencegame OKAY NOW THAT IS JUST TOO FAR!!! INQUISITORS!!! THIS MAN(WOMAN) RIGHT HERE

@inquisitorbenediktanders3142

2 жыл бұрын

@@wildefice1 agreed.

The Emperor seems to have a bad habit of burying unimaginably dangerous horrors of the void within spitting distance of his throne. Probably to the absolute chagrin of the Solar Watch and the Shadowkeepers.

@mdb45424

2 жыл бұрын

Too be fair when he wasn't on the throne he could keep them in check

@89Keith

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, atleast the shadowkeepers don't have to travel far

@00yiggdrasill00

2 жыл бұрын

@@mdb45424 and it's still the most heavily guarded system in the imperium. You've got the Knights, mars, terra, the headquarters of the ordo malleus right next door and the custodies.

@andrewgause6971

2 жыл бұрын

@@mdb45424 that is exactly why he did it. Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer.

@robertnelson9599

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the Imperial Fists, several of the best equipped Guardsmen regiments, the headquarters of one half of the Adepta Sororitas, the Adeptus Arbites HQ, and a massive Inquisition stronghold on the South Pole.

As both a fan and player of Chaos and Space Wolves, I should despise the Grey Knights. However, I can't help but love how ridiculously over the top many of the aspects of them are.

@Zakvadr1995

2 жыл бұрын

Same! I’ve considered getting a few just because! I might if they get a new model in the next years…

@genericpersonx333

2 жыл бұрын

Personally, I like to think that by being some of the few that can master use of the warp without being consumed by it, Grey Knights only pretend to be about controlling Chaos when they really just want to smack down the competition so no demons or anyone else can achieve their level of warp mastery. In other words, they actually are Chaos Space Marines that see service to the Imperium of Man as the best way to achieve their goal of eventually dominating the Warp themselves! :)

@robertnelson9599

2 жыл бұрын

I bet GW will make Primaris Grey Knights at some point.

@esukgfjyijlgul5335

2 жыл бұрын

I hate the Grey knights they are just unpainted ultramarines it's only a matter of time before we get primaris Grey knights and they have magnuss good shard so a other reason to hate them..... Edit: Also fuck the space wolf's

@gabesteinberg6244

2 жыл бұрын

Right here, Commissar! I smell HERETIC BURGER!

"Sounds a bit Void Dragony" So there is not One but TWO apocalyptically powerful beings sealed within the Solar System? Emperor likes to live dangerously I suppose.

@crowtein677

2 жыл бұрын

Always need a nuclear option

@thil2894

2 жыл бұрын

Keep your friends close, your ennemies closer.

@oditeomnes

2 жыл бұрын

Could be the Angel, the proto Primarch. Espesially since it is a tale from Inquisition Conspiracies supplemental rulebook, so it fits that it is imprisoned in secret inquisition planet

@IRMentat

2 жыл бұрын

if terra falls we're damned well taking EVERYTHING else with is on the way down. Assuming they survive the occupation of our fortresses with the oddly inward facing defences and staffed with suspiciously potent guards

@42Mrgreenman

2 жыл бұрын

@@oditeomnes Two mysterious sleeping entities...two missing primarchs....coincidence? I thi...

Imagine finding the fortess of the great daemon Frankus the Endowed only to see a sign "Currently respawning, 589 years remaining"

Naked Grey Knight arrives. You look upon his name inscribed on his sword that says “let me solo it”.

@anerd2886

2 жыл бұрын

He’d make Paladin for sure. The hard part gonna be convincing him to put his armor back on after the trial

"And this is the problem with having your forces be elite forces because~ ... you run out of elites." -Arch, Deathwatch video

@Fuzzycat16

2 жыл бұрын

Wort Wort.

@sambob8019

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but doesn't mean you can't cover them

"We have this group of unique warriors that are more rare than the already ultra super rare warriors we have and their time is extremely valuable so what should we do with them?" "Well if they want to rise through the ranks they'd better complete a few tasks that risks these unique ultra ultra rare warriors and wastes potentially hundreds of their years as they run around naked in the Galaxy instead of stomping through the hordes of Demons they are supposed to keep at bay in their super unique ultra rare armors that they just left at home". "... sounds like a plan".

imagine now having completed thoses quest, only to be killed by random chance by simple chaos cultist... somehow I'm sure it happend in 10000 years but it must suck a lot

@user-cq1cw8xz7f

2 жыл бұрын

Grey knight gets cucked

@oO0Xenos0Oo

2 жыл бұрын

In earlier 40k editions it used to be: 4+ to hit as cultist, 5+ to wound with a laser pistol and after a failed 3+ armor test you are dead. Unfortunatly this happend like every game and not once in 10000 years 😄

@mdb45424

2 жыл бұрын

Funny still too loose one to dangerous terrain check. 1 in 6 for crossing some weeds or toxic waste

@MizantropMan

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt a mortal human has ever slain a Grey Knight in direct combat. By performing sabotage, setting off nuclear charges or some other indirect way, maybe a horde of a hundred thousand crazed cultists, each one holding a melta weapon, enough would get through to finally do damage (Grey Knights are too badass in-lore to be brought down by a single melta blast or a melta bomb) it could happen and probably has at least once, but a standard mortal human/mutant charging in with a chainsword and laspistol... I do not see that happening at all.

@oO0Xenos0Oo

2 жыл бұрын

@@MizantropMan Of course normal humans and cultists may kill a grey knight but Grey knights just dont get deployed to fight against hordes of humans. This would be a waste of ressources. They are ment to fight demons and will not be send in on there own to cleanse a corrupted hive city with millions of cultists in it. This will be done by adeptus sororitas or regular inquisitoral forces most likely.

Just a small correction Arch, but the Paladin doesn't have to kill all 666 Daemons. He just has to kill one OF 666 specific Daemons. He is also given their true name first so he has a greater advantage than he would otherwise have.

@reina4969

2 жыл бұрын

That is WAY better.

@barbatosmcmurderton4209

Жыл бұрын

That, actually makes waaaaaay more sense.

@omegawilliam95s36

Жыл бұрын

Doesn’t have to doesn’t mean they won’t though.

@boldCactuslad

Жыл бұрын

average gray knight be like ah geez i had just finished off greater daemon #56,665, thought the first one was a freebie to get your feet wet yknow

Now I am imagining a naked Grey Knight shouting at a demonic castle like King Arthur at the French fortress in The Holy Grail.

@omegawilliam95s36

Жыл бұрын

“Surrender your leader now or I shall take him by force!” Nurgeling: I fart in your general direction!!

I love the idea of one of the Paladin aspirants carving his way through a horde of daemons shouting "where is Francis?" like Deadpool.

Grey Knight Paladin; almost as pure and incorruptible as the average Kreg’s Guardsmen.

@tranquilthoughts7233

2 жыл бұрын

Or any pariah. Actually less than any pariah because while grey knight paladin is incorruptible, a pariah activly destroys chaos just by existing.

@ahel4523

2 жыл бұрын

Grey Knights know when not to get involved. Kriegsmen just need to be given coordinates.

@Marinealver

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@notinspectorgadget

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes... The Det Kor o Kreg.

Super secret Grey knight comm channel. "Yo brothers Gugath the Ball buster is up, if you want to get your Paladin attunement, you better hurry"

@anonymerdude5306

4 ай бұрын

Gugath the Ball buster wtF 😂

I love these in depth niche lore videos that Arch does so particularly well.

@elcapitan9141

2 жыл бұрын

truly, there are so many of these little corners of lore that really add the depth to the Warhammer universe that makes it so incredibly good.

@jerubaal101

2 жыл бұрын

Grrrrrreeeetings

*Naked male human with big sword **#1134** approaches you* Demon looks him up and down, sighs, and says, “I’ve seen bigger.”

If there are dozens of gray knight paladins (if not more assuming casualties) who have all bannished all of those greater demons, it kinda suggests that these demons are getting out of the warp on a fairly regular basis. Alomst like there is a bus or something, if so perhaps someone should tell Abaddon.

@scribblerstudios9895

2 жыл бұрын

So, it's stated that it only needs to be one of them, but I love the analogy that he gave for them, because I can totally imaging one thinkin "Oh great, this s*** again

@sambob8019

2 жыл бұрын

They're all getting bused around thanks to George Soros

@sambob8019

2 жыл бұрын

They are getting out of the warp on a fairly regular basis just because it's a thousand years to get out of the warp on their end only a year could have passed in reality because of the whole time dilation thing

@torontomarriottblooryorkvi9241

2 жыл бұрын

It could take at least a deamon 100 years to get back out maybe 50 if really lucky

@timmyteehee9490

2 жыл бұрын

The idea of having a greater daemon lead them makes cultists rock hard, so summoning one is the primary goal for them.

Impossible? That sounds like a job just for Kaldor Draigo

@inquisitorbenediktanders3142

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmhmm *kaldor* draigo

@4realm8rusirius

2 жыл бұрын

@@inquisitorbenediktanders3142*oops*

@inquisitorbenediktanders3142

2 жыл бұрын

@@4realm8rusirius you done goofed up.

Naked human with sword: Time to die parathax. Paradhax: Wrong name. *Screams of pain and flesh being thorn.*

The aspiring paladin just needs to kill *ONE* of the 666 greater demons. Killing all 666 would be an absolutely impossible feat, even for a Grey Knight champion. Anyway great video, super entertaining! OFF-TOPIC: And whatever happened to the Necromunda gang series? We've been waiting for so long now. Your second Necromunda video is to date your absolute masterpiece

There has to be FAR more then 666 demons in that book, because if each has around a 100 years of respawn time, there couldnt be more then 1 paladin every 100 years or so MINIMUM. Imagine after banishing 665 demons a guardsmen kill steals the last 1 so the the poor naked guy have to wait a full respawn must be quite the sight. Also I imagine that when they pop up again in the galaxy they must have some sign like their name turning red in the pages of the book (i would love a respawn timer on the right upper corner of the book next to their name).

@thil2894

2 жыл бұрын

There are SQUADS of these fuckers ad the grey knights are supposed to be codex compliants? bullshit.

@irontemplar6222

2 жыл бұрын

Or God help you if someone kills one with a soul eating weapon, or banishes them to another dimension with an artifact. Then you will never see them again

@yetipotato8567

2 жыл бұрын

Super secret Grey knight comm channel: "Yo brothers Gugath the Ball buster is up, if you want to get your Paladin attunement, you better hurry"

@solaariel2692

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently Arch made a mistake, an aspiring paladin only has to kill one of those 666 demons.

@sambob8019

2 жыл бұрын

Well actually just because it takes a thousand years on there and to get out doesn't mean a thousand years past it in reality because they're in the warp could take a thousand years for them and less than a couple of months of actually passed in reality

It would suck to be one of those 666 demons on list every paladin aspirant has to kill. "Hahaa I am free at last... Oh no there comes one of those naked maniacs with sword to stunlock and kill me again" Their demonic calendar has grey knight raid written on all of those pages.

@luckyo11

2 жыл бұрын

Did they ever even clarify what kind of a sword they get? Because I can see demons of Slaanesh being into some of that action enough to just go for it.

8 quests huh? Couple that with bathing in the blood of Sisters... and it is sounding very Khornate...

That kill 666 specific demon's task seems kinda silly, there is just too many things that could prevent even the greatest of Grey knights from completing it. What if the final demon on the list keeps on getting killed by other imperial forces while the aspiring paladin is at the other end of the Galaxy? What if they simply get fed up of being killed and decide to stay in the Warp for a few thousand years. A better version of this task would be if the aspiring paladin had a list of the names of a few thousand demons (or even tens/hundreds of thousands) and had to kill 666 of those demons.

@williamhare4456

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine a Grey Knight spending 400 years hunting down a specific demon only to find out that it was destroyed by a Culexian Assassin 500 years ago and they didn’t know to tell the Grey Knights about it.

@feddyvonwigglestein3481

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes Warhammer lore gets carried away, that's for sure.

@rgmartin2536

2 жыл бұрын

It is because Arch made a mistake. He doesn't have to kill 666 different daemons, he just has to kill one OF 666 Daemons. Just one of them.

@manbearpiglett-4110

2 жыл бұрын

The 666 is just because GW has to keep it edgelord for the Christian community, that kind of religious symbolism and ideology was a MUCH bigger deal in past decades, like 10-20 years ago you'd see angels fighting demons and the fear of the devil in a lot of movies. So yeah I call BS too, like how the fuck does that number stay current and accurate??? They can't even stay in touch properly when Tyranids are eating a PLANET....the fuck are the Imperium going to keep up with minor details like the lifespan and travails of warp entities??!? Far better they could have an innumerable list of prime targets, and if any demon does something noteworthy like corrupt a really noble individual or lead a successful incursion, via interrogation of cultists and collaterals, they could get a lead and attempt to follow the bastard scourge who's CURRENTLY causing issues. Much better chance of actually encountering and dealing with the little shit that way, otherwise there could be Johnny Lamenter the Grey Knight wasting his entire fucking life chasing a demon that's just trolling the fuck out of him chilling in the warp. I mean hell, wouldn't that be EXACTLY the path a Horror of Tzeentch would take when Captain McBuff the Godwarrior strides up?? Ohhh...it's you. Yeah saw you in a vision, I know your game fella. Trollololololo.....Pink Horror has left the game

@micaholiveira8567

2 жыл бұрын

The grey knight will probably be alive still, but i get u, kinda dumb this quest

Statues in 40k aren't trivial. Even the primarchs didn't want to become a vacant plinth

The Wardian Heresy continues! By the by, could we one day have some arch gaming on Chaosgate? I think you'd like it!

At some point we have to ask if the Space Marine Chapters kill more people in their initiation trials than they save on the battlefield.

@GIDEONgame

2 жыл бұрын

Luckily, Space Marines do not have to save anyone. They are weapons, to be swung and flung at the enemy, regardless of the countless deaths. Killing off billions of innocent humans after a chaos invasion is pretty much seen as routine. All to preserve purity of course

@cnlbenmc

2 жыл бұрын

Well if you manage to save an entire Segmentum or perhaps the entire Galaxy even just Once; it probably evens things out.

@mikem3131

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes they do.

Don’t these 666 daemons realise Paladins are coming ? Does the task not get harder every time ? Ok Julius go take out Blood fang , he turns up and is presented with 1 million cultists lol 😂

Becoming a space marine veteran: Almost impossible. Grey knights: Hold my holy water.

All this Wardian Marysuedom is even funnier when it's been hinted they're actually Thousand Sons 2.0

Gray knights is what makes everyone think space Marines are God tier since these guys are insane and it's just like oh it's the psych powers that make them super crazy on top of space Marines

@mdb45424

2 жыл бұрын

Lore wise yes. Game play.... yeah enjoy field ten units who can kill themselves using their powers.

And in his first mission as a Paladin he gets killed by a las shot through they eye by a mear cultist. 😁

@randomcenturion7264

2 жыл бұрын

XD For real though, if a cultist, scored a kill against a Grey Knight, that motherfucker is getting Daemon Prince'd.

@omegawilliam95s36

Жыл бұрын

Cultists? I think you mean the Ork snipers somewhere nearby.

Arch: “But first, it’s ya boi, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS.” - The Sound of Silence intensifies

@mdb45424

2 жыл бұрын

Too be fair arch been black listed hard

One rule holds true in every game/movie/setting be it Elden Ring, Warhammer, real life etc Be very afraid of naked men with big swords.

@malaficus

2 жыл бұрын

*Arrows, bullets, cold* Ow wait fiction? Yeah plot armor is best armor.

The way you described meeting with the demon for the hunt was good, I imagine it more like the Kool-Aid man busting in the wall and dragging away the demon father to kill him, while his poor demon wife and demon children cry out In fear. But breaking it down to being just another Tuesday is absolutely amazing.

Just imagine how much does the 667th demon laugh. Probably would be fun to look others dying again and again.

I've heard that a gray knight once simply "sat" on top of the demonic tome during his second quest. While he was doing that, he also noted every one of it's words down, analyzing and evaluating it.

I don’t know why but Arch’s promo for RAID sounds like it could be a legitimate, official ad

Now I'm no lore master, but the Grey Knights have been a favorite of mine since I was introduced to them. The armor scheme tickled my pickle, and while I was learning more about them, it struck me as a kind of ultimate sacrifice. To be one of the scarcest beings in the universe, qualifying for the astartes, a psyker, being the epitome of incorruptibility and loyalty. The absolute peak of human development, and then voluntarily relinquishing 'you'. All the testing, training, blood, and sweat to basically sharpen a sword that you won't swing. Tldr, everything that you put into being a grey knight wiped away to be something like an astartes servitor. Now this could be a misunderstanding on my part, total head canon, but it just scratches the grim dark itch that proper 40k satiates so well.

Next up, Kaldor Drago.

I was just rewatching the war of Badab and all the sudden BAM! This drops, nice nice very nic

This is of course ignoring the first and most important quest involving pushing the like button, subscribing and setting notifications to all so you never miss a stream. Many poor souls never complete this quest.

@LazyLifeIFreak

2 жыл бұрын

Demon Herald upon seeing another Grey Knight on his doorstep: Can I at least finish my Khorn flakes first?

The 8 Quests is still easier than getting back on Kibscord! I was right. Rittenhouse was an innocent hero. BLM Bubble Butters was wrong. Let me back on!

Doom guy : " That's it? "

22:22 Just hop aboard Tuska Daemon Killa's ship. He'll find those daemons in no time.

May the eternal rivalry between the Grey Knights and the Custodians, Never Cease.

@banneduser5187

2 жыл бұрын

don't gemme wrong i love the grey knights but a custodian would flatten them easily. multiple even imo

4:30 - That's probably the easiest quest. | 11:08 - He'd need to, in order to take that on. | 20:30 - Ooh, that's a trial in itself at the best of times. | 22:20 - Those can be even more powerful, even the Grey Knights had a problem with the gamma irradiated Conan the Barbarian. | The nude Grey Knight would've probably be a turn-on for the Slaaneshi Daemon...if he wasn't one there to kill it.

@nedhimself

2 жыл бұрын

lets be honest the turn on for Slaaneshi Daemons is the nude knight trying to kill him

@tereninsecundus6084

2 жыл бұрын

@@nedhimself This? Near nude Humie guy? I sleep. He's doing his very bet to molest and kill you with his mind? ***REAL SHIT***

As always! I really enjoy listening to your stories of all the fun and wonderful things in the 40k universe! But one thing in today's story that I have to point out (as a fan of the Gray Knights).. The candidate will hunt down and banish *one* of the six hundred and sixty-six most powerful Daemons to ever manifest in the mortal realm, armed only with his Nemesis Force Sword and the beast's true name, gleaned from the pages of the Iron Grimoire.

The testto become a grandmasters even harder and thats to visit the blood ravans fortress monestery without having had anything stolen from you

Hearing you talking about Raid is so surreal... :D

Thanks Arch, now I can't stop laughing at true names. Tzeentch greater daemon wakes up, drinks it's whiskey and earl grey midnight tea, hears knock at the window-door, opens it, sees 8 foot tall buff human holding a jar, wearing just a loincloth: ... Hello? Paladin: are you Jimothy? Tzeentch daemon: yeah who's asking. Oh are you that Amazon delivery guy? I've been waiting years for my book of souls, I almost cancelled my prime. Paladin: *DRI'VALA-SHALUQ!* Tzeentch daemon sighs, gets head cut off and sent back to the warp. Nurgle greater daemon: Jim, what are you doing back so earl... Oh did the humans get you again? Tzeentch daemon: THE BASTARDS GOT ME AGAIN! Nurgle greater daemon: don't worry, they got me a few years ago too, happens to the best of us.

I am still surprised that lorebreaker GW hasn't given the Gray Knights Cawlmarines.

@Jmcd1986

2 жыл бұрын

Give them time. They are probably working on ruining the Grey Knights. 2-3 years tops.

>Greyknights >Absurd super bad asses >Chapter master is easily and quickly beheaded by a space wolf Space wolves is a cool guy who doesnt afraid of anything

@s2korpionic

2 жыл бұрын

t'was written by a space wolf fanboy.

Just in time for Chaos Gate, it still needs a lot of patches tho.

@tomasburian6550

2 жыл бұрын

It also means we could get some nice lore video on Nurgle.

I thought I wasnt getting my fix this week arch. It's a little short, will barely hold over me till Tuesday looks like I'm watching the siege again.

Wait...So, I don't just send him away on a two week training course like I did in "WH40K: Chaosgate: Daemonhunter?"

Loving these videos arch! Keep em coming!

Ah. Grey Knight Paladins. When everytime you take to hand your nemesis deamonhammer. And the whole damn galaxy looks like a nail. Its a labour of love.

Sadly without the blessings of Charlemagne you will never be a true Paladin.

Thanks a lot for this. Its good to have this reference close by.

Was always confused on which are more elite. The custodes or the knights

@shrubby-ov4yw

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaniMol you also cant create any more custodes. The ability has been lost according to relatively new lore prior to the Primaris retconning. Its another reason why they are virtually imprisoned on Terra. You can keep recruiting Grey Knights as long as alpha level pyskers as still able to be found among the ordinary astartes.

@monkeymonk666

2 жыл бұрын

​@@shrubby-ov4yw If thats true then I feel like that's gonna be retconned sooner rather than later. The complete inability to replace such a force seems like a liability from a writing perspective. Like when the Eldar showed up and rekt a couple custodians? That suddenly turns into a situation almost too serious to write around. Like how they basically can't do anything At All with the Emperor. It turns the custodians into a straight up Superman Syndrome situation...

@shrubby-ov4yw

2 жыл бұрын

@@monkeymonk666 well thats why people were so pissed about the Primaris nonsense really. You wrote yourself into the corner now live with it. No just completely fucked it all up

@hallo-mt5tx

2 жыл бұрын

grey knights are space marines who are expert at killing daemons, other than that they are slightly better than the rest custodes arent comparable to space marines, they are much more powerful in every regard

@mdb45424

2 жыл бұрын

@@hallo-mt5tx my confusion was that each of their books claimed they are the best of the best with the best equipment. Heck even the sisters claim to have the best equipment. But biggest offenders are Grey knights death watch and I assume custodes

In a universe which takes "over the top" as a mission statement, these may be the most over the top of all. They're like Matt Ward's wet dream.

@LethargicGM

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Matt is the one who wrote their lore.

@reliantncc1864

2 жыл бұрын

@@LethargicGM I know he made the Grey Knights themselves, but I'd only be speculating about the Paladins. Wouldn't surprise me, for sure.

Knowing a Daemons real name is the old Rumpelstiltskin trope, So basically a greater daemon has been around so long and lied to every mortal they ever met about their name, that even they may have forgotten it to protect themselves. Hence the cheesy OP stunlock they get when they hear it again.

@Ackalan

2 жыл бұрын

"I am Bloodsucker the Terrible of the Thousand Wounds!" "No you're not, Khorne named you "Seal Pup Bedwetter" after your favourite underwear and how many times he had to change your diapers after you were spawned, look, I even have some baby pictures of you potty training with aunt Slannesh's favourite toy strapped to your head." *Demon dies of shame*.

Good vid as always arch

These trials would make a great short story or maybe animation I believe 🤔

The most special snowflakes of all.

Kinda of imagining an imperial merchant scratching his head at a grey night chilling in the your cargo hold.

The Emperor imprisoned the Warp-corrupted AI construct of Belle Delphine beneath that mountain.

its exactly 4:35am and Im hyped up af! THANK YOU LORD INQUISITOR ARCH!!!

Ah yes, yet more "genius most elite among the elite warriors with master-crafted weapons and armour bathed in blood of a thousand greater daemons over the span of a thousand years of war-pilgrimage to the realm of gods". 40k has a lot of those. Gets boring fast.

@magustrigger9195

2 жыл бұрын

You want more stories from the gutter rats perspective? Fun.....

@MizantropMan

2 жыл бұрын

@@magustrigger9195 When everyone's super, no one is. And I just happen to remember that some of the most beloved classics of 40k books are centered around humans, like Ciaphas Cain or Ibram Gaunt.

Love da videos Dam entertaining and hilarious while mixed with amazing lore....

Meanwhile in Azeroth - "Kill ten rats".

@yetipotato8567

2 жыл бұрын

12 murlock eyes

Woah... okay, mad respect to the paladins on all levels.

First time i laughed at something grey knight related! Keep it up!

Good content as always

Great video !

I'm just picturing a daemon like shelly duval in the shining as a sword pokes through their door and the grey knight b there like "HEEEERE'S PALLY!"

There is something about having a statue that really gets the gene seed all hot and bothered. Why do Grey knight paladins go through all this mess *wants statue* Why did Horus betray the imperium. *was shown image of himself not having a statue* In conclusion *muh statue* is the primary reasoning behind the state of the imperium and is basically ingrained in the rules of Astartes and their derivatives. Much like *muh true name* is for chaos.

knowing the name of a demon is like knowing the wifi password

Awesome as always! Oh, Yeah!

Was not expecting the RAID ad, LMAO!

At least the Slaneeshi deaemons in the 666 will find the process of banishment somewhat amusing

Fun as always.

Demon spends 100 years on his own prime real estate and be fully prepared because it got the heads up. Walks down the hall and grate falls from the ceiling. Looking up the demon sees a naked oiled up man fall out of ceiling as certain Jo-jo music plays and then just sighs

LMFAO!!!😅🤣 You paint quite the picture. i can sooo visualize a demon getting ready for work, drinking a morning cup (which i imagine is decaf. i mean it is hell) answer the door and see that. Talk about a day mood modifier. lol

I don't think the math works out here, if there are dozens of GK paladins and the 666 demons are the same each time and banishment removes their access to the material world for a thousand years... How exactly could all of the dozens accomplish their task?

@Hellfire918

2 жыл бұрын

Seeing as it may take a thousand years to complete all the tasks, I don't think all the GK Paladins did it at the same time....but that would suck to learn your brother already killed that one & now it has a 1000 year respawn timer.

@metallisika2745

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hellfire918 If there are *dozens* of paladins, it takes a millenium for ONE to achieve the status, and the entire order has only been in existence since the final moments of Horus Heresy in M31, there has to be something missing. To get a single dozen of paladins would take 12 thousand years, and M31 was only 11 thousand years ago in current canon age.

I am enjoying your work

Grey knights collect daemons like damn Pokémon it seems

Further evidence why the Grey Knights are the worst Gary Stus in 40k

@mdb45424

2 жыл бұрын

How the f do they replenish their paladin numbers. 100 years per banish and many failed attempts. You might get 1 or 2 paladins 100 years

Just the image of the knock at the door.. and the come on man .. again with this and why must they be buck naked every time.. lol the last thing they always see is the swinging swords before you are banished like a messed up ground hogs day

Hahaha! When the raid shadow legends add started I started looking for the button to skip, only to realize it is in fact part of the video. You got me, Arch! Also - comment!

Good timing with Chaosgate release few weeks ago

Calling it now...it's Primarch Zero. That's the one that's been imprisoned in that mountain.

@nobobonobo

2 жыл бұрын

Damn

Every Grey Knight is a friggin' Doomguy clone given psychic abilities.

What we in the field call "Tuesday"

That's a lot of total greater demons slain, and yet it's just a drop in the ocean.

A Grey Knights video? I shall provide the hams!

In a universe like 40k to have an absolute super-bad ass needs to be like a god in any other universe. Enter enter the Grey Knights.

I've never even played a game of 40k. Yet I'm hooked on the lore lol