Make sure you check out the giveaway GSX-8R on yammienoob.co ! It's the best way to support the channel.

@ProShadBlack

Ай бұрын

This drop was funny AD. Thanks Yamm 🤙🏾

@FinkleIsEinhorn.

Ай бұрын

Oh hey 👋 it’s me again 58th new Video comment of same question: Can people in Florida still not win the Giveaway bikes?

@Jimmyfromthelongdrive

Ай бұрын

you missed one, the bike life guy

@FinkleIsEinhorn.

29 күн бұрын

@@Cody042 I guess state to state people ride safer? So people in Connecticut drive safer than people in New Jersey, but not nearly as safe as people in Arizona. Watch out for the riders from North Dakota they’re super unsafe. Lmao 😂 get real my dude. Do you smoke meth as a hobby? Apparently a few years ago there was a law preventing certain states from winning giveaway bikes and I’m just trying to find out if Florida is still one of those states.

Where's the lifelong South Asian commuter in this list?

@yammienoob

Ай бұрын

He has ascended to a new realm of understanding

@_Safety_Third_

Ай бұрын

@@yammienoob "Jedi"

@debashisatripathy

Ай бұрын

Indian Here 😁🤣😂

@debashisatripathy

Ай бұрын

@@yammienoob 😆😆

@paulkenosha

Ай бұрын

Scooter bro basically

Dual sport guy is my favourite, he never tries to kill me on the road, he's easily the least annoying, and he's undoubtedly the most useful in a bind.

@yammienoob

Ай бұрын

100% those guys are always legends

@nikamegrelidze908

Ай бұрын

@Staromil

Ай бұрын

Then there's us, the Royal Enfielders! We multiply faster than freaking rabits, yet nobody's sure where we came from, some thought we mutated off the dual sport guys, because we share many traits..but one thing is certain, somebody needs to stop us or it's the end of humanity as we know it.

@ryanguffy4739

Ай бұрын

This is the guy that can fix your bike with a pocket knife and duct tape.

@memitim171

Ай бұрын

@@Staromil You're right, it's an epidemic! They're everywhere! (or at least they are if I throw in all the similar retro bikes...) I didn't think they would see this level of popularity, I wonder if it surprised the manufacturers too?

I paused the video to say the Ironbutt Goldwing with the white New Balance sneakers hurt me personally.

The Canyon Assassin…..BMW S1000rr…….never been to race track…..sets up pop ups on the side of the road for the girlfriends in lawn chairs…………………Kudos, you described Max Wrist without saying Max Wrist….👍 😂😂😂

@PNW_R1DER

Ай бұрын

Except Max risk has been to a track. He doesn’t go daily, or go like he should. But he has been. Max risk is more of an entertainer than someone to look up to like a lot of kids do. There’s plenty of better riders. But they are smart riders. And don’t intentionally cause crashes for views. Riding with max risk is riding at max risk. Ride your own ride. And ride safe.

@willgoldhammer2513

9 күн бұрын

@@PNW_R1DER ride your own ride is some of the best advise I have ever received. everyone listen up.

My grandpa was %100 the long distance guy, except he had a Harley Electra glide and wore Wrangler jeans, Harley boots and absolutely no helmet.

@HeldIntegral

Ай бұрын

How tf? I can't got 5kms without bugs bouncing off my visor

@themalaailaanaa1347

2 күн бұрын

Go very slow...like on an Electra Glide.​@@HeldIntegral

Thanks for the return to form. This is the content I signed up for. This is quality satire which holds up a mirror, forcing us to ask ourselves the question most dear to our hearts: what kind of asshole do I look like on this motorcycle? Nailed it again. I'll always click for a proper Yamstyle meme edit. Squid on...🤘

@mvd4436

Ай бұрын

What type is Moto Jitsu ?

You forgot the 2nd season "expert" who gives unsolicited (and mostly incorrect) advice to novices about anything from what kind of bike to start on to the best way to break in a new bike. The kind of people that speak with such intense authority, you can't help but think they must be right. But be careful, that advice is a one way ticket into Hurt Town

@yammienoob

Ай бұрын

Average r/motorcycle contributor

@aidencoder

Ай бұрын

Hey, you know Alex too? Small world

How about the 10 year moto-vlogger,who is allergic to Suzuki V-stroms,and never keeps a bike for a few years?

I feel like he’s talking about a particular KZreadr with the last one😂😂😂

@Hezig2

Ай бұрын

Oh yeah, bright red bike with a high vis airbag came to mind immediately 😂😂😂

@gleslie44

Ай бұрын

And how many BMW's has that guy wrecked?

@timothythompson4144

Ай бұрын

Maxrisk.

@thorstenmetalhead9666

Ай бұрын

Antprilia

@sadewo1516

Ай бұрын

who?

🤣🤣🤣 "Rider aids are an immune disorder..." I almost wet myself laughing so much on this one! Splendid statement...

@monokheros5373

Ай бұрын

that is a TRUE STATEMENT ... just scratch out n immune

@shotokanbiker

10 күн бұрын

Same here, I was sat in the office and burst out laughing! 👀

I have seen many an older man put their entire family and a full sized door or a bundle of steel tubes on their 2000s hero splendor that will run until the sun explodes in India. These riders do this on dirt roads in the rain without any gear and the throttle wide open. These are the true masters of the motorcycle.

@mikelkelly9516

Ай бұрын

with all that on the bike, you have to go full throttle.

Gixxer bro still has the 'big johnson' shirt to go with the 'no fear' sticker and barbwire tattoo. 1998 will never die! Viva Spuds McKenzie!! 😂

@doctorrenegade839

Ай бұрын

🍻

GP shift on street...don't forget the $500 billet rearsets and Cordona quickshifter because the stock quickshifter isn't quite quick enough.

as someone who aspires to a gxxr750 as my dream bike..... i have nothing else to say

@codyscott8706

Ай бұрын

it’s worth it bro, get the 8r omm it’s worth it

@HeldIntegral

Ай бұрын

8r 🤮

@evo_zet

29 күн бұрын

is my first bike i love it my dad was a gixxer lifer so i ate it up

Bro named it canyon assassin and just described Max Wrist

I would suggest making a similar video on intermediate riders. Suppose most of us are somewhere between beginner and an expert

Haha you know who can ride… Vietnamese and Filipino.. I lived in Philippines for 4 years and I am always so shocked how these guys ride as good as they ride.. I watched a guy on a ninja 400 move a mattress and a tv and still have fun lol

@ma3stro681

29 күн бұрын

Also Thais …

@mikelavelle5019

21 күн бұрын

I moved all the furniture from my studio apartment including a dining room table on a Chinese Rusi 125 (Yamaha Mio) in Dumaguete, Philippines.

@getoffenit7827

10 күн бұрын

Ive been living in the philippines for 10yrs and ive seen some insanely dangerous riding habits HOWEVER. The filipinos are Masters at loading up,securing enormous amounts of 'everything' overloaded,the bike is now 3x wider and looks unwieldy and unbalanced..yet they still manage traffic and cornering without breaking a sweat

Then there is the Performance Bagger Bro, the big brother of Dyna bro, who puts more money into his early 2000's Harley Davidson bike than what he paid for it. He lives for obscenely large displacement V-twin motors, racing inspired suspension, carbon fiber everything, and looking down on anyone who DOESN'T have t-bars because thats what the King of the Bagger racers use. He can usually be found at the local Harley Shop giving away unsolicited advice on what mods everyone should do to their bike while simultaneously bragging about how much all his mods cost.

@jeffreysheridan5205

Ай бұрын

Yes. I own a Road Glide, which I can tell you for certain is in fact a 950 lb. Touring bike.

I Just upgraded from a 78 cb125 to a 2023 411 Royal Enfield scrambler. Almost 1000 miles in two months with it. It is a very fun ride

I've met everyone of these riders and I appreciate the respect that Yammie put into this video. Each one of these riders will make your day if you just shut up and listen. They are a lifetime of experiences in each person. Priceless riders all. God bless everyone of them.

@yammienoob

Ай бұрын

We must respect the elder squids, always.

@user-xw4hn7lb3x

Ай бұрын

LOL. You didn't understand the video. These riders are clowns and far from being experts.

@alm4132

14 күн бұрын

@@yammienoob As a "scooter bro" that can still balance my Honda Pacific Coast, Thank You!😂

My Multistrada, Paul Reed Smith Guitars, Sony A7C, boutique pedals and amps feel personally attacked.

@yammienoob

Ай бұрын

Okay but PRS unironically slaps tho

The chopper guy!!! That was freaking hilarious!

So I’m at American super camp. Champion racer prince of Peoria Chris Carr said Harley’s have a weak clutch linkages. A guy next to me leaned over and said” you know Harley linkages are some of the strongest around.” I literally said I’m gonna listen to Chris not you.

Dude all your descriptions combined I think just described me I've gone thru everyone one of those phases lol

Love the video! Thanks for it! Just bought my Aprilia RS 660 today. Thank you for your info on this channel at it helped me make my decision on buying

You just nailed me on the gixxer.. nice one yammie.

@nickn7939

11 күн бұрын

that limp bizkit shirt looked pretty cool, ngl

Yammie always makes me laugh with these types of videos. Excellent writing. 👍

This drop was funny AD. Thanks Yamm 🤙🏾

You nailed the "ADV Expert" the music gear was the final stroke.

So I'm an old rider from Austin. Anyone remember/heard about the 'Lime Creek Looney?' He was amazing to watch ride, I've never seen his face. He rode a cb400 and I never once saw or heard of anyone keeping up with him once he decides to go. Great memories.

I'm a dual sport expert as well. It ain't much but it's honest work

"Second Cousin Customs" is such a bar. This is a great video.

I'm getting the dual sport vibes you're putting out. I think your talking about Cycle Cruza

Im approaching 37.. I have a lespaul in my collection of extremely expensive musical gear.. Eyeing up my first bike at the moment.. That one stung a little.

@nguyen528

12 сағат бұрын

I am 34 with a stay at home tech job, a canon rebel with a dead battery from non use and a super tenere 1200 in the garage .... I feel you.

Love it. Definitely the dual sport here. I love canyons at 110, but nothing beats leaving the road straight up a hill back onto the clear road because noone below has moved yet because 1 person is taking a picture of a deer.

DR650 was my daily for 6 yrs... 'til i found a nice ST1300P. You absolutely nailed us Dual Sporters.

Dude, how do you keep doing this stuff?! 😂 Too good!! Please never leave us.

Dual Sport Guy and Canyon Assassin are Cycle Cruza and Max Wrist, two of my favorites

Hey! That first guy is me! BMW K1600 and Goldwing! Thanks Yammie

The yeet at the end,I'm sorry but that was soo random it was hilarious

Literal auditory master. Thank you for your videos bro.

Alright, another good one!! I didn't hit any but maybe I'm a tiny bit of them all. I'm on the fast downhill to 60 with bad hips and arthritis so I can't swing the HDs or 600lb plus cruisers anymore but I have managed to put 17,000 miles on my 430lb CFMOTO with cruise control in 10 winter months of uptime over a year and a half. I think you've said it's all about being on two wheels so you keep doing you and I'll do the same.

Yammie is back baby!!

I love it thank you PAPA SQUAD keep on staying safe 🙏🏽🫶🏽

the "long way to coffee shop" that is true. I've seen crf1100 riders taking our diversion road to the malls and market to buy stuff. this diversion road adds 20Km to your trip. it's a scenic route but it's long and empty.

@0202pmurT

Ай бұрын

I feel personally attacked. Wait, no, I have a smaller bike instead of an Africa Twin.

Love the facts at the end.... when you said Finland I think of Patrick screaming that in an episode of Spongebob 🎉

Ah yam, you nearly got coffee to come out my nose with the airbag vest comment. I did not see that coming lol

You nailed me with the gsx-r lifer except it’s my ‘96 zx7r.

Dude this content had me rolling 😂😂😂 always go as usual

9:00 hey! How does this guy knows so much about guitar snobs? What a boxful of surprises, Mr Noob!

@yammienoob

Ай бұрын

Been a guitar guy much longer than a bike guy. I've got lots of pedals, modular synth set up, etc.

I was laughing so hard at the dual sport savant! Wasn't exact but close enough to how I am today that I was just rolling! Thanks... LOL

Damn, Yamm! You went hard on this one, homie. 😆

I love the chopper part, so true 😂😂

I appove this content I come across these guys. I'm the retired guy that can't decide which bike to ride. Today😅

why am i slightly worried that i'm going to become "the Canyon Assassin". the your going to go down inevitably line is what really called me out XD.

Speaking the truth, in a comedy way. Love it.

i feel like the canyon assassin was targeted towards “maxwrist” but could be wrong 😂😂

Great content !

Oh god... You hit the adv expert guy right in the Bullseye papy yam haha he is exactly that guy

I am still that 30 year old ADV dad junior squid from last video. But I hope some day I make it to the Dual Sport Savant club.

Got a couple real chuckles out of the gixxer bro description. Also, I've had a 1st gen KLR650 forevever...lol. They do love talking about oil and tires on the forum... Rotella specifically

Dammit bro hit me right in the feels. I’m definitely the canyon assassin lol. I literally trailered my bike to the canyon set up a pop up tent and shredded like 2 weeks ago. (Only cause my first ever track day got rained out…. Again).

Concerning the Small Displacement Dual Sport Savant, I just bought my third 3x3 tarp style for the ultimate in motocamping pitch flexibility. Prepare for the six new videos (minimum).

Ouch ! Im the dual sport guy right now !! 😁😁 Mostly because of my surroundings but I also enjoy other bikes when Ive lived in cities, cbr900r, rd350, cb600f, Teneres, XRs and now DRZ. Ive laughed so much at this video, thank you.

That dual sport is looking rather fun. My r1 keeps having to get parts and some small low stakes bike where everything isn't expensive sounds enticing

Excellent video, regards from Serbia 🇷🇸

I am all those riders and then some and experienced while being incredibly lucky lol lol

"If you got no brakes you don't have to master braking" - that's some serious nugget of wisdom!

Haha I already plan on settling on scooting around town in later in my Life after retiring the liter

One of your best Papa Yam, you had me rolling at these :):):).....long way to the coffee shop ........spicy .......lol

I'm 38, a musician, pretty lower middle class, love dual-sports, and REALLY hope they release the 3xx Ténéré. I'm not offended by anything said here, it's fairly accurate for the most part.

I want Yammie Noob as my therapist. Dudes got the insight.

Yam, I'm loving it, but you left out the lone wolf rider who started on a 60's Vespa with a Stella engine 15 years ago because he liked the style and has loved vintage bikes ever since but never could afford them. He briefly owned an '87 BMW R65 that he found on Craigslist for a song but ended up selling it just as cheap because the parts were going to cost more than the bike and he had to move to New Orleans anyway but he still wishes he had kept it. After totaling the Vespa he got a modern 150cc Taiwanese clone of a CB125 because the company that made it used to be the manufacturing plant that made the original, and he seemed to need nothing more and would have ridden it forever but, being New Orleans, it got stolen and he descended into a dark place. He couldn't afford the late 70's/early 80's CB750 he wanted to cafe out to replace it, so instead blew $1500 on some early 90's Nighthawk that he got some help from a buddy to make road worthy again and now it's his daily raider. And when I say daily, I mean he can't afford a car on his dishwasher salary. Despite being too proud to ask anyone who cares about him for a handout he still manages to scratch together the dough to keep the bike running, at least fixing/replacing parts whenever they fail, causing him to occasionally take an embarrassing skid. But he always gets up, dusts himself off, fixes up the bike as best he can, and keeps riding. He could go into a lot more detail but should probably stop talking in the 3rd person and a lot of the other details of his life are too painful to relate as a youtube response.

I must study the ways of the dual sport savant.

Brilliant. I love it.

I'm a dual sport savant ....😅😅😅😅. Ride a 350 Enfield which is 40? Years old ... Been a motorcycle engineer since I left school and haven't had insurance since ..

I laughed out loud from the dual sport savant, as a -00 DR650se rider it hit close to home

@davidbrayshaw3529

Ай бұрын

I got a laugh out of that one. I've never owned a DR, but when returning to riding, they were certainly at the top of the list. They were edged out by a bargain retro that was too good of a deal to be ignored. Japanese, of course.

@SweWince

Ай бұрын

@@davidbrayshaw3529 Aah, different strokes for different folks! As long as you're out there ripping it up :)

As a forest squid from Finland i feel like i'm evolving to be a cross between the dual sport savant and canyon assasin. My riding motto has always been "Just slap pirelli scorpions on it and you'll do 100mph on gravel just fine"

I was a dual sport savant for many, many years...XL600R, KLR650, used to moto camp with just a poncho and poncho liner all the time. Now I guess I'm a "Long Distance Rider", but I take exception to the "Goldwing or K1600, no exceptions". You totally left out us sport tourers. I've put in hundreds of thousands of miles on a GPz1100, and now on a Concours 14, and yes, I have done an IBA Saddlesore. These days I just commute 2 hours a day and ride on weekends, haven't done a LD ride in a while....maybe I'm not a true LD rider anymore because I've been to all my kids graduations.

9:50 today I learned there was an Eragon inspired bike. Nice.

Had me in tears haha, had 2 boxers k1, 600 , Aprilia rsvr factory 1000 cc vtwin and KTM rc8r done , the squid life on all of them hahaha. Love the older bikes no rider aids 'expert' lool

Lol. I started to fall under the "dual sport" stereotype, but then it went too far into DIY part. I switched from bigger bikes to small, and the resemblance kind of stops there. Fun video - definitely met a few "adventure" guys on expensive BMW GSs.

Honorable mention to Underbone demon. They're truly the mad scientist on the road. Seriously, those people are something else. Seen some of them running ARRC spec for daily. Oh yeah, some of them running an irrational bore up. One of the guy I know that's an underbone demon, run 280cc bore up on his daily underbone

Have missed this kind of content. long timer viewer here

The canyon assassin really made my day 😂

Now i aspire to become the dual sport savant.... Im already well equipped with my XT500 and XT600

Damn man I feel targeted in reference to the dual sport bro. Lol😂

I'm good for a solid wreck once a year. That's why I don't spend more than 3 bands on a bike once a year. On the up side I've got the opportunity to ride some sick bikes in the day like my 89 f1 hurricane that lasted 3 weeks

Haha... that was great... I can't believe I'm the adv guy with the maxed out credit.... lol

Terrific!

What upsets me the most about the dual sport. Is it do wilderness survival. I love hiking and when I camp it's just under a tarp. And I've been considering getting a dual sport so I can travel to places then go off road to camp 😭

First comment! Love my 2014 Yamaha FZ-09, it's an absolute monster! Thx for the great vids Yammie!!

Someday I will have the biggest chopper in the world, and I'm going to make sure it is as loud as possible. I refuse to be unnoticed.

LOL. These are spot on !

Old gixxer guy here. Owned like 6. Amazing bikes. I now ride bicycles :P

Going from a 125cc to 600cc after one year of experience on a CBT, Right call or big mistake?

@johnbob4957

Ай бұрын

Good luck

@abe1483

Ай бұрын

good call

@d.d.7287

Ай бұрын

Big mistake. Cut out the middle man and go straight to a turbo Busa...

@Shmack_

Ай бұрын

Time to move up. I started on a ktm duke 890 R as my first bike. Luckily it had ton of safety features but man I started wishing I started on a 600cc at least. Once I got my riding up I got a gixxer 750 and I likee a street bike way more than a naked one. Now I only have a 2014 636 and a grom for fun

@originironwolf514

Ай бұрын

@@Shmack_ In England so were kind of stuck on 125s for a while... And its a Keeway Superlight, There is no fun on them as its just turned into a tool that barely gets up small hills.

Favorite rider is a local guy who wears a Schuberth helmet, Aerostich jacket, gloves, cargo shorts and new balance sneakers. Yes he rides a K1600.

Somebody was having fun when they put a pic of a JC-120 on screen under "tube amp"

I don't consider myself an expert. I'm the old guy that started riding in 1982 (ANYTHING I could get my hands on!). 3 wheelers, 4 wheelers, Harley Davidsons I would 'borrow' in high school to ride to the beach and chase cougars. I have 2 old school sport bikes and 1 of the first true naked bikes. I ride them because they feel good. Know your limitations, don't push your bike too hard on the street, and ride like you are invisible to everyone but the cops. That's how you get old and still do wheelies through town.