The 6 Cops You WILL Meet as a Motorcyclist

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    5 жыл бұрын

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    4 жыл бұрын

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  • @lemiepassionichannel4352

    @lemiepassionichannel4352

    4 жыл бұрын

    I do not imagine what an actual police officer would say after watching this video

  • @sullyvevo9680
    @sullyvevo96805 жыл бұрын

    That footage of the cop riding felt like a personal attack on my skills

  • @Napfkuchen

    @Napfkuchen

    5 жыл бұрын

    same... thats so hardcore perfection with such a heavy bike... even with my small sized MT07 I have not even close that handling skills.... fml

  • @seedlessgrapes2605

    @seedlessgrapes2605

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sooooo much skill

  • @americanfreedomlogistics9984

    @americanfreedomlogistics9984

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sully K pretty sick riding huh?

  • @gunnar4200

    @gunnar4200

    4 жыл бұрын

    who has cones, we will all convene at your location, time to start practicing

  • @echolessowl

    @echolessowl

    4 жыл бұрын

    I dont even have any skills because i dont even have a bike. I'm 15 but im planning to get one as soon as possible.

  • @gcdiver
    @gcdiver5 жыл бұрын

    On a side note... mad respect for the riding skills of that motorcycle cop running those cones.

  • @17hmr243

    @17hmr243

    5 жыл бұрын

    search motorcycle rodeo

  • @soggycracker5934

    @soggycracker5934

    5 жыл бұрын

    I would love to go through the training course for the NYPD. It's the most stringent in the world. Those guys can treat a 900 pound Harley like it's a dirtbike.

  • @gizmo_8338

    @gizmo_8338

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm more confused about how they got all of those cones

  • @nikkivix5640

    @nikkivix5640

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@gizmo_8338 sfpd and sf department of public works. san francisco i think owns 90% of the cones in the galaxy. i'm up there atleast twice a month.

  • @gizmo_8338

    @gizmo_8338

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nikki Vix. Well good to know 😂

  • @colinzurn1075
    @colinzurn10754 жыл бұрын

    Let’s have a moment of silence for the poor soul who had to put the cones up

  • @brynjolf3974

    @brynjolf3974

    3 жыл бұрын

    Poor*

  • @colinzurn1075

    @colinzurn1075

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brynjolf3974 thanks

  • @derrick.l1870

    @derrick.l1870

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha yeah, but I hope it was a lot of guys and not just one guy😁

  • @brandonmcandrew4859

    @brandonmcandrew4859

    2 жыл бұрын

    @TSX Trader may i introduce high winds

  • @halvorson566

    @halvorson566

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@brynjolf3974 BRYNJOLF! YOU OWE ME FOR THAT FAKE FALMER BLOOD POTION

  • @DarthKachi
    @DarthKachi4 жыл бұрын

    lady cop: why were you speeding? me: i was just trying to get to my grandma dog's bingo soccer game......my bad

  • @shawnb679

    @shawnb679

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao!

  • @theodoremarakas9899

    @theodoremarakas9899

    4 жыл бұрын

    An angry husband is after me to kill me.

  • @matthewtemple7902

    @matthewtemple7902

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theodoremarakas9899 lmao XD

  • @lessthanavgplayer67

    @lessthanavgplayer67

    3 жыл бұрын

    She then proceeds to give you a ticket for not going fast enough.

  • @ostekuste3646
    @ostekuste36465 жыл бұрын

    Got pulled over by a lady cop doing 50 in a 30. While talking to her I noticed a K-9 unit tag on the front of her cruiser and a very enthusiastic pup in the back bouncing around. I said “Oh, you’ve got a dog! Can I see it? I love dogs but I can’t have one because I work too much.” No kidding, I end up getting to meet the dog, chat up a cute girl with a badge, and thirty minutes later she’s like “ Well, I gotta get back to work, you be careful.” Thought about asking for her number but didn’t want to push my luck.

  • @Ledfndr

    @Ledfndr

    5 жыл бұрын

    lucky!

  • @katarinatibai8396

    @katarinatibai8396

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think you cute - lucky you - 😄

  • @davidk1579

    @davidk1579

    3 жыл бұрын

    50 in a 30 you should get a ticket... If your in that big of a hurry you should have left earlier..

  • @raybois

    @raybois

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah well, I did once push my luck and asked that lady cop for her phone number. She said 'Sure, here, I'll write it down for you' Once she'd left, I looked at the paper to see what area code she was in. It read '911'...

  • @KleinAB

    @KleinAB

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@raybois you have only 1 option, go to the police station and say you'd like to fill out a police report - say an officer stole your heart at a traffic stop. Don't be tempted to call 911 and have a dispatcher connect you, it won't work.

  • @graysonbaetzel5913
    @graysonbaetzel59135 жыл бұрын

    That guy flying through the traffic throughout the video made me so anxious

  • @assasinsINC

    @assasinsINC

    5 жыл бұрын

    MinecraftBoy227 that dude gets hit by a car the whole video was on Facebook

  • @CovertOperation13

    @CovertOperation13

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@assasinsINC He hit the car, the car did not hit him.

  • @soggycracker5934

    @soggycracker5934

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was happily waiting for Darwin to slap the shit out of him.

  • @kaelin000

    @kaelin000

    5 жыл бұрын

    angry, mostly I felt angry; mostly thinking "it's that kind of shit that gives motorcyclists a bad name"

  • @billhill7330

    @billhill7330

    5 жыл бұрын

    I hope he wrecked, what an ass

  • @dantebiggs8796
    @dantebiggs87965 жыл бұрын

    Have never once in my 5 years on the job written a citation to a bike that pulled over save but twice when the lies were so thick and so terrible it hurt my soul. Pull over, tell me you were having fun. Goodbye. Be safe

  • @inlandbhsk8r

    @inlandbhsk8r

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dante Biggs you’re a good man

  • @claytonatkins6058

    @claytonatkins6058

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for all the favors you’ve done for us fun loving responsible riders.

  • @kylebradt5378

    @kylebradt5378

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dante Biggs, 13 years here and I’m the same exact way. It’s funny when one pulls up beside me at a light while I am working. They look scared shitless until I tell them to rev it for me a bit.

  • @kattharsismic

    @kattharsismic

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@kylebradt5378 everytime I'm beside a cop car at a light I say hello with a little nod, and I do the biker salute sign to Cops on bikes, they usually do the same. Once I arrived quite fast at a roundabout, I see a cop bike, a cop walking towards me, I did the biker salute sign and it actually threw him off, he looked rather young and by the time he got his composure back, I was already getting past him. Most Cops are nice with bikes in France and the UK, as long as you're being responsible and don't go 30 or so km/h over the limit they usually leave you be. Don't go over the limit in school zones though (Wich is normal).

  • @omardude39

    @omardude39

    5 жыл бұрын

    You, sir, are the epitome of a biker who also happens to be an officer. I believe more should be on the roads like you. Only you know how we feel.

  • @jtelevenoyd1571
    @jtelevenoyd15715 жыл бұрын

    I got pulled over by a lady cop for 36 in a 25. On a bicycle. (Long downhill, good tailwind, etc.) She was laughing so hard she could barely write. Still gave me a ticket, though. "Now, if you want to contest this ..." "Contest it, hell. I'm gonna frame it."

  • @scorpionunit9852

    @scorpionunit9852

    5 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know you could get pulled over on a bicycle..... Especially for speeding.....

  • @Shouziroku

    @Shouziroku

    5 жыл бұрын

    In this case you pedal like a madman through undrivable terrain. You have no plate number.

  • @jtelevenoyd1571

    @jtelevenoyd1571

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Shouziroku Sometimes that's an option. In this case the surrounding terrain made it a bit less so for a road bike, but frankly the idea didn't even occur to me at the time. For the first couple of minutes I was so gobsmacked at being pulled over, my brain wasn't up for much activity more complicated than muttering "WTF?!!?" repeatedly.

  • @jtelevenoyd1571

    @jtelevenoyd1571

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@scorpionunit9852 You definitely can, although it’s more likely to happen in some jurisdictions than in others. I lived in the Seattle metro area for a while, and some of the bicycle cops there seemed to straight-up enjoy busting bicycle riders for moving violations. Riding on sidewalks seemed to be the biggest no-no. Get popped for that and it /was/ going to cost you unless (a) there were immediately obvious extenuating circumstances (e.g., you were dodging a homicidal cager) or (b) your age was single-digit (in which case your parents / guardians / whatevers were probably about to get an official visit).

  • @ge4

    @ge4

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@scorpionunit9852 Maybe not in the US, but in other countries, if you are speeding, you are speeding even if you are riding a bicycle.

  • @annibee17
    @annibee175 жыл бұрын

    That Moto Tini guy absolutely got what he deserved. Total idiot. 🤦🏼‍♀️ But the cop though... holy crap is he skilled...

  • @Roy_Godiksen
    @Roy_Godiksen5 жыл бұрын

    I've been riding for 19 years. I've yet to be stopped by a cop...

  • @frankeichhorn7979

    @frankeichhorn7979

    5 жыл бұрын

    You've been riding in your backyard for 19 years?

  • @Roy_Godiksen

    @Roy_Godiksen

    5 жыл бұрын

    ​@@frankeichhorn7979 Nope. I avoid speeding, illegally loud exhausts and wheelies. That does the trick :-)

  • @Stealth164

    @Stealth164

    5 жыл бұрын

    Roy Godiksen you ride a Harley or you’re aren’t a young guy on a crotch rocket

  • @donsvideos1985

    @donsvideos1985

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Stealth164 I ride a Harley and have been pulled over few times.. Point busted..

  • @Stealth164

    @Stealth164

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don Lucero you’re young aren’t ya ?

  • @soldat2501
    @soldat25013 жыл бұрын

    I made a tight U turn on a very narrow street today for the first time without putting my foot down. I was pretty proud of myself until I saw this cop shredding this cone course. I sold my moto and bought an eScooter.

  • @maxsmountain6148
    @maxsmountain61485 жыл бұрын

    What about the guy who runs over to you and rips your keys out when he pulls you over doing 35 in a 30 XD

  • @just-dl

    @just-dl

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rip the donut out of his hand, then stare him down. He'll blink first.

  • @stap648

    @stap648

    4 жыл бұрын

    The bicycle cop*** yes! 😂

  • @fivespeed3026
    @fivespeed30265 жыл бұрын

    I got pulled over by a Florida State Trooper while doing 100+ on my R1 on I-75. He was so happy that I actually pulled over without trying to outrun him that he just gave me a written warning and let me go. He also complimented my bike. :)

  • @jessiequinton9974

    @jessiequinton9974

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm going all in on "Shift was about to end & didn't feel like doing the entire pursuit" XD

  • @Flyingwalrus42

    @Flyingwalrus42

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fivespeed 302 unfortunately I haven’t been so fortunate

  • @darkproject3368

    @darkproject3368

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo

  • @bhargavsharma9241

    @bhargavsharma9241

    5 жыл бұрын

    You could have easily outrun him in an R1. But good you stopped.

  • @Villian619

    @Villian619

    5 жыл бұрын

    Similar encounter. Going 150+ on my R1 in CA, actually pulled over, probably shouldn't have. Had a good conversation with the CHP Officer. Told me he didn't want to take my license or tow my bike so he wrote me a ticket for 99+ in a 65. Then didn't show to court a month later and ticket was dismissed.

  • @Slyck255
    @Slyck2555 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not sure why you took out the Turbo 'Busa to see Timmy's failure as a soccer goalie...." LOL priceless!

  • @ridingwithjon3048
    @ridingwithjon30485 жыл бұрын

    Please Bois don't run from the cops. Lose/lose/die situation.

  • @Gsgshshshbsnbsb

    @Gsgshshshbsnbsb

    5 жыл бұрын

    A twist of the wrist can save 1500 or more in traffic fines

  • @Tiralful

    @Tiralful

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm not saying it's smart but it definitely isn't always lose/lose.

  • @Chippppppppppp

    @Chippppppppppp

    5 жыл бұрын

    If they got your plate, it doesn’t matter if you run.

  • @ridingwithjon3048

    @ridingwithjon3048

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Tiralful hey man. Ride your own ride, but things on the menu are your bike getting impounded, needing to post bail, high fines, high risk traffic situations- just pick your spots wisely where you want to open up the throttle or do hooligan stuff.

  • @Cody_Ramer

    @Cody_Ramer

    5 жыл бұрын

    Francisco Briones better than paying with several years in prison and Loosing your bike and license.

  • @meadmaker4525
    @meadmaker45254 жыл бұрын

    The cop putting that bike through the obstacle course was downright impressive. I have to wonder how many times he's dropped it trying to pull that stuff off. Just crazy maneuvering skills.

  • @RT22-pb2pp

    @RT22-pb2pp

    11 ай бұрын

    Yeah cones in first gear are so scarey, if he is good can he drag those floorboards at 90 trying to catch a runner? no parking lot stuff prepares you for the real drama of street chases. it looks cool but big whoop, can the guy run the gears lay in the brakes and make hard fast corners while chasing some punk like i was in 20s on a sportbike? I ran a few times in my youth and never once got caught, even by one of the cone kings,.

  • @liftprosper4934
    @liftprosper49345 жыл бұрын

    So buy a turbo Busa and flirt with all chick cops. Got it.

  • @kevinbankert511
    @kevinbankert5113 жыл бұрын

    Cop No. 5: The Lady Cop In my only encounter with a female cop, she actually flirted with me. I was worried I was being baited, so I remained friendly and upbeat, but not flirty. I didn't get a ticket 🤷

  • @ridenm7748

    @ridenm7748

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lady cops are the ones that take forever because they always call back up ime.

  • @adamlemus7585
    @adamlemus75855 жыл бұрын

    Lady cop: You know why I pulled you over sir. Me: kittens!

  • @RossMalagarie

    @RossMalagarie

    5 жыл бұрын

    she says "ahhhhhhh you can go and can I have your number?" LUL

  • @nirhaber6149

    @nirhaber6149

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@RossMalagarie lul doesn't exist. You need to write lol

  • @RossMalagarie

    @RossMalagarie

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@nirhaber6149 you're comment....LUL

  • @Stormcloakvictory

    @Stormcloakvictory

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lul literally means cock in the Netherlands.

  • @the636lovingfella3

    @the636lovingfella3

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Stormcloakvictory 😂😂😂

  • @leonb8991
    @leonb89915 жыл бұрын

    I take it you haven't rammed the latest Daytona into a Cessna yet. Good job! 👍

  • @ritzyllama

    @ritzyllama

    5 жыл бұрын

    Come on Leon, he’s better than that. It’ll at least be a Ferrari or F1 this go

  • @originalzcrazy8279

    @originalzcrazy8279

    5 жыл бұрын

    Even when I read your comment I heard yammies voice

  • @flounder2760

    @flounder2760

    5 жыл бұрын

    watch him be the first motovlogger astronaut.

  • @Lance57H

    @Lance57H

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is the best comment I have ever seen on KZread 😂😂

  • @Monk-Darlington
    @Monk-Darlington5 жыл бұрын

    You missed one, the holy grail, the cop you ride with at the weekend, tells you to slow down and asks if you'll be out on the weekend (I avoided ALOT of tickets due to knowing and riding with half the traffic cops in my local town when I was young lol).

  • @georgeerhard1949

    @georgeerhard1949

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh yah. Doug "Dougmo" Kamholtz. The mythical CHP motor officer who had his track R1 and custom race leathers done up in CHP livery, so he can chase down fellow riders at the track (And usually beat them at the flag). Met him once at a safety/first aid class. Amazing guy, and I don't care how many newbs on 600's he's busted over the years.

  • @Wurminator
    @Wurminator4 жыл бұрын

    Cop when he sees a biker with a gopro : *Ah shit, here we go again*

  • @No_Way_NO_WAY

    @No_Way_NO_WAY

    4 жыл бұрын

    At least he is filming his own body cam footage... "all you have filmed, can and will be used against you in court"

  • @edojidai9341

    @edojidai9341

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@No_Way_NO_WAY well can be. they probably wouldn't submit it lol

  • @dakotaharless6092
    @dakotaharless60925 жыл бұрын

    Good tip: don't lie when you get pulled over. They've heard everything. They're trained to detect when someone makes things up on the spot. Being honest has been well known to get you out of a ticket than any well formed lie. Doesnt matter the reason, be honest and respectful, and if you get a ticket then deal with the fact you did it.

  • @paulcygnus5528

    @paulcygnus5528

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dakota Harless you're funny

  • @Shouziroku

    @Shouziroku

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don't lie, but don't admit any speed number if asked "Do you know how fast...".

  • @xsvrrx

    @xsvrrx

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah... No there not. They pick it up if they are still on the beat after 10 years

  • @uglypinkeraser

    @uglypinkeraser

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thats such bullsh*t fearmongering crap. THEY CAN SMELL YOUR LIES, TRAINED IN DECEPTION! traffic cops aren't even very knowledgeable on pertinent traffic and vehicle licensing laws, I seriously doubt they're trained to detect when somebody makes something up.

  • @CanyoneroTimbo

    @CanyoneroTimbo

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@uglypinkeraser they are trained by experience. even a rookie cop hears more BS in a few months then you or I hear in a few years.

  • @jodyswallow1008
    @jodyswallow10085 жыл бұрын

    Stopped listening to the commentary, became to distracted watching the Cop n' Cones.

  • @abetts1971s1
    @abetts1971s15 жыл бұрын

    She'll have to " Peg you with the Long Dong of the law" 😂

  • @teoyamahar1639
    @teoyamahar16395 жыл бұрын

    I got pulled over last week on my track bike lol no license, no registration, no inspection nothing! Just told him straight up it’s my track bike and I don’t usually ride in the street but couldn’t pass up the beautiful day in the mountains. He gave me a improper plate ticket( didn’t even have a plate) & told me to go home lol

  • @lorenzobarrett8232
    @lorenzobarrett82325 жыл бұрын

    How fitting that there was a Triumph ad before this.

  • @yammienoob

    @yammienoob

    5 жыл бұрын

    mark my words one day you'll see a triumph ad IN my video.

  • @tunit3727
    @tunit37275 жыл бұрын

    I’ve been a certified “number 4” since the day I started lol. There’s one cop you forgot to add tho “the boss”! A sergeant/lieutenant who will call in the rookie cops to write every citation under the sun.

  • @townsville69
    @townsville695 жыл бұрын

    Does it make me a bad person for laughing really reeeeeeally hard when the douche crashed into a mini van ?

  • @shanetrapp9621

    @shanetrapp9621

    5 жыл бұрын

    I almost shat myself laughing so you are good bud lol

  • @nirou6054

    @nirou6054

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes, because that guy in the Minivan was probably pretty shocked by this encounter and had the hassle for repairing his car later on. Oh, for the running biker? Nah, fuck him, he can be happy enough that he is still up afterwards.

  • @eastcoastgarage4166

    @eastcoastgarage4166

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tbh kinda fucked up, yes he ran and he got what was coming but it doesn’t change the fact he’s a person and if you don’t feel slightly bad for him you’re heartless

  • @iarejester

    @iarejester

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@eastcoastgarage4166 He got right back up, so obviously he's not hurt. I'd say he's free game for laughs.

  • @twerkn4jesus460

    @twerkn4jesus460

    5 жыл бұрын

    Give him a break, he's actively trying to remove himself from the gene pool. Really though, you should feel just a little bad. He's still a human being, even if he is an asshole that's weighing his life and others' against a ticket for going 5-10 over or hitting a wheelie. 😒🙄

  • @scotto9857
    @scotto98573 жыл бұрын

    I actually met my Mrs when she was giving me a speeding ticket, now 7 years happily married and 3 kids

  • @LunringNassar

    @LunringNassar

    3 жыл бұрын

    i wanna believe you and not believe you at the same time

  • @Snail2G
    @Snail2G3 жыл бұрын

    "Yes im only showing you this footage to remind you cops are better riders than you are" Ouch papa yammie 🥺

  • @rocketrollsvlogs7625
    @rocketrollsvlogs76255 жыл бұрын

    I got the motorcycle cop Weds. He let me off with a warning but he gave me a Stern lecture for riding around traffic on the shoulder. I was ready for the ticket. I appreciated that he obviously cared more about my safety than anything else.

  • @thecarnut9899
    @thecarnut98993 жыл бұрын

    “She’s gonna peg you with the long dong of the law.” Is the best thing I’ve ever heard

  • @theancienteternaloaktree
    @theancienteternaloaktree3 жыл бұрын

    Four decades of riding, only pulled over a couple times. One of the best, was when I was on a divided highway in Iowa, not an interstate. Straight as an arrow to the horizon. 82 in a 55, cycle officer. LEO looked at me, checked my paperwork and saw I was out of state. Asked who I was there to visit, then warned me about how straight roads can hypnotixe you, and turned me loose. Very cool cop.

  • @spamviking
    @spamviking5 жыл бұрын

    I was riding with my dad after he went to pick up his Norton Commado, we got pulled up by a motorbike cop right before our motorway exit. Ostensibly because it was unregistered (but we had the paperwork to move it) but actually because the cop had seen a sweet 70s bike cruise by and wanted a closer look. This old fart and my old man started chatting about British bikes and this that and the other, I went on my way and he was an hour behind me.

  • @clinteastwood93x37
    @clinteastwood93x374 жыл бұрын

    You are spot on with these observations! And I am a number 5. Nice job.

  • @judsonl8990
    @judsonl89902 жыл бұрын

    Quick story about a motorcycle cop encounter I had - I was going about 9 or so over the limit. I waived at a motorcycle cop as he passed me in the opposite lane. Said cop doesn't wave back. Instead, he turns around, pulls me over, and writes me a ticket. I had never felt so betrayed before that moment.

  • @bayareablues2255
    @bayareablues22554 жыл бұрын

    Loving the Five-0 skill out at Pier 30, San Francisco! I've been pulled over about 10 times on motorcycles - and no tickets yet. Lucky? Maybe. But I've also learned that if you aren't a dick to them, acknowledge that you "may" have been going over the limit but hadn't checked the speed-o in a while, and you chat them up a bit, it goes a long way to having PD treat you like a human being. Once, in San Diego, I had a woman cop approach me with her gun out. WTF?!? Turns out she had been following me for a while with her lights on, but I hadn't seen her so didn't pull over right away. Once she realized I wasn't a crazed meth head trying to pull a runner, she calmed down and she let me go with a warning. Whew!

  • @IGHarrythawizard_
    @IGHarrythawizard_5 жыл бұрын

    The fake out always sucks 🤦🏽‍♂️. Nothing worst then applying butter just for it to burn on the skillet 😂😂😂

  • @just-dl

    @just-dl

    4 жыл бұрын

    butter can also be used as a lubricant, in a dire situation.....

  • @raitchison
    @raitchison5 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of the time I came around a corner on ACH doing maaybe 60 in a 35 and came face to face with a CHP officer pointing his RADAR gun right me. Pucker factor at maximum but then he just made the *slow down* movement with his other hand and then went back to his radar gun.

  • @nigelpocock9538
    @nigelpocock95385 жыл бұрын

    A group of instructors with the institute of advanced motorists were on a ride down to the coast when we stopped at a level crossing. An unmarked police car pulled our leader ( the only one who knew the route) into a car park so all 22 of us followed. The cops face was a picture when he realised what had happened. The thought of the paperwork involved probably dissuaded him from writing any tickets.

  • @madhatter273
    @madhatter2735 жыл бұрын

    Lol great video! I’m a sergeant at my police station, let me tell you, when ever I pull someone over, I have no intention of writing you a ticket, half the time my ticket book is still in my bag, but the second you try to talk yourself out of it, or raise your voice, I will 100% of the time write you a ticket - btw if you run from cops, on your bike, they usually have your plate on camera and can look you up whenever they want.... no point in running lol

  • @frankzxz1144

    @frankzxz1144

    Жыл бұрын

    What if the motorcycle doesn’t have a plate?

  • @madhatter273

    @madhatter273

    Жыл бұрын

    @@frankzxz1144 that’s an automatic ticket and mandatory impounding requirement. But most people who don’t have plates or run an illegal plate flipping mod know what they are doing and will attempt to run. I’d say that’s all situation dependent if a bike is pursued. But I will say my unnamed department, actually had a no chase policy on run away motorcycles due to safety reasons. If we really wanted to catch you and the department was willing to use their resources; We can just access the street cameras and follow you home. However that is a lot more effort then most departments are willing to go. Hope that helps! I wouldn’t suggest running…ever. It’s a felony and I had a buddy literally cut in half cuz he ran from the cops and hit the guard rail 30 seconds later going over 100mph.

  • @smeghead765

    @smeghead765

    11 ай бұрын

    Retaliatory tickets are illegal. Strange thing to brag about

  • @madhatter273

    @madhatter273

    11 ай бұрын

    @@smeghead765 it’s Officer digression whether or not to write a ticket in most situations. I do have to have a legal reason to pull you over the the violation is there… I can’t just pull someone over for fun.

  • @smeghead765

    @smeghead765

    11 ай бұрын

    Incorrect. You stated that when you have no intent to write a ticket, talking back or the raising of voice by your victims would change your mind. That's called retaliation my guy. But don't worry, as an enforcer of law, you're not required to actually know it. Which is wild by the way. Those of us who are victims of the law do actually have to know it because there are real consequences for us not knowing. We don't get to break the law and then keep our jobs and our money while making our victims pay themselves for the damages that we did. Pretty great racket you've got going there.

  • @shegocrazy
    @shegocrazy3 жыл бұрын

    Mr Moto Tini guy probably thought the black SUV was at fault.

  • @Bcr3106
    @Bcr31065 жыл бұрын

    This made me laugh. Pretty accurate. Mr Chill here.

  • @Donut833

    @Donut833

    3 жыл бұрын

    Appreciate what y’all do.

  • @masonscasualaccount2726
    @masonscasualaccount27262 жыл бұрын

    How to skip a ticket literally every time, have a camera rolling and ask them” oh sir do you want me to turn this off, I don’t want to be rude” boom ,works literally every time.

  • @lukemiles1711
    @lukemiles17115 жыл бұрын

    6:21 “It’s a chick in a uniform, with a badge and you’re not in a strip club” - 👌

  • @derrick.l1870
    @derrick.l18702 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the tips, they were really helpful and I'll definitely keep an eye 👁 out and be careful and dive safe.

  • @santerihirvenkivi7081
    @santerihirvenkivi70815 жыл бұрын

    I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop he were really cool. He just askd my licens and said that i am pretty new rider and ride safe brother. I just got my licens 3 days before this hapend👍🏻

  • @ctorix2246
    @ctorix22465 жыл бұрын

    how did i manage to watch this 8 mins after upload? usually i am here like 2 months after upload lmao

  • @tysonsutherland3501

    @tysonsutherland3501

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well I'm here over a year after the upload 😃

  • @user-vu6ib6kz6m
    @user-vu6ib6kz6m2 жыл бұрын

    This is absolutely brilliant! Perfect!

  • @ritwikreddy5670
    @ritwikreddy56705 жыл бұрын

    9:13 This was the thing I was hoping not to happen... but here we are

  • @hailees8464
    @hailees84645 жыл бұрын

    I had to stop and pause at “the great big naptime in the sky”😂😂😂

  • @MrCaptainCrazy
    @MrCaptainCrazy5 жыл бұрын

    Bam!!! Another list video, like a Kareem skyhook.

  • @just-dl

    @just-dl

    4 жыл бұрын

    damn, bro, you're showing your age! I think maybe 3 of us will catch that reference!

  • @TimDoyleMusic
    @TimDoyleMusic2 жыл бұрын

    4 of us resting at a rural Michigan picknic area. Ol "Boss Hog" pulls up in his car. Knew that this was going to be either very bad, or very good. The guy talked our ears off...great fellow! Gave us a detour to take so we could see the "Tunnel of trees". Best part of our trip! How I wish all cops could be like him!

  • @just-dl
    @just-dl4 жыл бұрын

    this one is one of your best, yammie!

  • @pmm4177
    @pmm41775 жыл бұрын

    If you say "I can neither confirm or deny" in a statement then yes, you have done it

  • @TheOriginalPyroBEAST
    @TheOriginalPyroBEAST5 жыл бұрын

    Lol this is so true. I got pulled over on my cbr by “the old guy” a few weeks ago. I was super nice and chatted him up for a while and he was telling me about the 600 he owned back in the nineties 😂 no ticket though!! I was going 16 over on the highway too

  • @bakirohanma2546
    @bakirohanma25463 жыл бұрын

    Yammie... I’m a new rider that just picked up the new 2021 electric teal R3. I’ve been watching your videos since right before I got my bike and your definitely the GOAT. This was one of my favorite video’s I’ve seen so far and I love all your content! Thanks bro😁

  • @0pixmedia
    @0pixmedia5 жыл бұрын

    Long time fan, this one cracked me up! Spot on!

  • @ntdscherer
    @ntdscherer4 жыл бұрын

    The only time I can remember getting pulled over by a "lady cop" I didn't get a ticket. There is of course a way to almost guarantee you will not get any traffic tickets, but most riders don't seem interested in that particular technique.

  • @xC4N4D14NB4C0Nx
    @xC4N4D14NB4C0Nx4 жыл бұрын

    I was waiting that whole time for some Donny in a minivan to make a left. I was not disappointed.

  • @propellerhead9197
    @propellerhead91975 жыл бұрын

    I had a CHP come up behind me while crouched down and speeding on my KZ750 back in 1986, He addressed me with his PA and told me to slow down. It surprised me. I slowed down and he sped off in his 5.0 mustang. Pretty cool cop. I was going about 100 MPH. He could have wrote me a big ticket.

  • @anthonys5124
    @anthonys51245 жыл бұрын

    I love your content it has really helped me as a new Rider

  • @WhoDidIKill
    @WhoDidIKill5 жыл бұрын

    So what ur saying is... lady riders should DEFINITELY flirt with lady cops! Got it great advice thank you and goodbye :p

  • @AceTheFox12

    @AceTheFox12

    5 жыл бұрын

    exactly what i was thinking, i say start by complementing her eye liner if she has it or just act stunned by her beauty

  • @SilvaDreams

    @SilvaDreams

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yup, go for it. Specially if you like getting a ticket. They love when you flirt with them so they can crush you with that ticket.

  • @halsipro
    @halsipro5 жыл бұрын

    Wish me luck my dudes, got my drivers test tomorrow!

  • @scorcher1592

    @scorcher1592

    5 жыл бұрын

    How did it go?

  • @halsipro

    @halsipro

    5 жыл бұрын

    Scorcher 159 I made it! Even pulled a little stoppie when the instructor wanted to see me emergency braking:P

  • @kirysykao9962
    @kirysykao9962 Жыл бұрын

    Those cone maneuvers are sick. Never did that, have to try that.

  • @midnyte_ryder
    @midnyte_ryder5 жыл бұрын

    Italian tune up. 😂🤣that’s awesome 👏🏻

  • @thatchristmasimp3170
    @thatchristmasimp31704 жыл бұрын

    Here's a pro tip: become a woman, wear yoga pants, and you'll get away with anything.

  • @DivineLightPaladin

    @DivineLightPaladin

    2 жыл бұрын

    Except your knee skin when you fall

  • @jagrathty2743

    @jagrathty2743

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DivineLightPaladin nah nah, you will get away with it.. he is still right

  • @nabeelsalah704
    @nabeelsalah7045 жыл бұрын

    Awesome videos and first comment, and do types of harley riders

  • @firstactionhero
    @firstactionhero4 жыл бұрын

    I loved this video. 10/10

  • @enriquepalacios2972
    @enriquepalacios29725 жыл бұрын

    You are the best Yammie.

  • @NightattheRaces48187
    @NightattheRaces481875 жыл бұрын

    Yammie, could you possibly make a video discussing what happens when everyone but you decides to run? I ride a Harley Sportster and my 2 riding buddies are on a Yamaha R1 1000 and a CBR 600. They are significantly faster and they always want to run, but it just ain't my style to run. Thanks.

  • @DontHatemusiK
    @DontHatemusiK3 жыл бұрын

    "She's gonna peg you with the long dong of the law!" Bro 😂😂😂

  • @MuhammadHammadAshraf
    @MuhammadHammadAshraf5 жыл бұрын

    🙌🙌🙌 Another great video by our favorite KZreadr, Milky boob.

  • @idtaken5281
    @idtaken52814 жыл бұрын

    Dude I love your sense of humor 😂😂😂

  • @android584
    @android5845 жыл бұрын

    Copyright... I feel a bit sad for Cyclecruza that he got triggered by what was effectively a 5-second homage to his high-vis gear.

  • @shitboxoffroad

    @shitboxoffroad

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cyclecruza is easily triggered, I feel like hes a psycho inside.

  • @cyriously_nick2191
    @cyriously_nick21915 жыл бұрын

    Only time I’ve been pulled over I got motorcycle guy, no ticket, just a slap on my head. I’m the adv guy, I feel like it’s important to note that

  • @ErnieTessein
    @ErnieTessein5 жыл бұрын

    Definitely one of the most accurate lists you've done.

  • @vdominguez355
    @vdominguez3555 жыл бұрын

    Awesome😂 love your Chanel bro 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @nathan-ls8yw
    @nathan-ls8yw5 жыл бұрын

    I come from a police family and I can definitely agree with just being honest, it can sometimes get you out of a ticket

  • @ModernGentleman
    @ModernGentleman5 жыл бұрын

    Love to ride and I ride responsibly. In 13 years I've yet to be pulled over.

  • @just-dl

    @just-dl

    4 жыл бұрын

    there's still time! :-)

  • @sppizymonke5895
    @sppizymonke58955 жыл бұрын

    Thank you yammie very cool

  • @mrp4235
    @mrp42355 жыл бұрын

    Just subbed...this is really informative and funny in a Seinfeld/Doug Ramero type way 🤨. Getting my first bike in about 2 weeks...nervous and excited at the same time...

  • @just-dl

    @just-dl

    4 жыл бұрын

    how's the new bike going? stories to tell?

  • @shinenrurouni1623
    @shinenrurouni16235 жыл бұрын

    anyone else get an add for Triumph? lmao

  • @picklejohnson6333
    @picklejohnson63334 жыл бұрын

    I think Debussy started having a stroke whilst playing the piano

  • @quinslion4563
    @quinslion45635 жыл бұрын

    My first cop was the " preemptive cop" in the unmarked lol the one that gives you the quick flash of the light bar like " I see you bro, DON'T YOU DO IT" as you rev preparing for launch out of the 20mph zone

  • @Jareddoesthings
    @Jareddoesthings5 жыл бұрын

    Ah shabby clued this was fresh af

  • @m3talc0re
    @m3talc0re4 жыл бұрын

    Also, I just realized Yammie sounds like a young Owen Wilson

  • @markcase913
    @markcase9134 жыл бұрын

    The only time i got pulled over (I was in my 2018 Focus ST), I accidentally launched my car in front of a car at a stop light and of course I instantly got pulled over. The instance goes as following; 1. He pulls me over and walks up to my car 2. I already have the car off, windows down, and hands on the steering wheel 3. Before he even says anything, I spit out some bullshit of trying to get ahead of somebody so I can make a turn 4. He tells to drive slow and simply lets me go... Now mind you, this guys was in his 20s so this video is not 100% accurate lol

  • @skippywithadyei4890
    @skippywithadyei48905 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the heads up😂

  • @dastrio8435
    @dastrio84354 жыл бұрын

    Hell-a funny Yams

  • @justsaiyansteve
    @justsaiyansteve5 жыл бұрын

    The real question is, is there a list video YammieNoob can't make?

  • @nermincunjalo8635
    @nermincunjalo86355 жыл бұрын

    free bike nah memes yeaa

  • @michelleballinger9644
    @michelleballinger96443 жыл бұрын

    This guy deserves more subs literally

  • @lostinspace824
    @lostinspace8244 жыл бұрын

    you’re hilarious 😂 great videos dude

  • @hernandk.9930
    @hernandk.99305 жыл бұрын

    Imagine turbo busa cops

  • @buildsonabudget5903

    @buildsonabudget5903

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't wanna. Noone would stand a chance

  • @just-dl

    @just-dl

    4 жыл бұрын

    watch the video's of Brazil's cops-on-bikes; busa not required. mad skills a given. trying to outrun them has only one outcome: Aw, $#!7!!!

  • @thomaskensinger
    @thomaskensinger5 жыл бұрын

    Who else noticed the Audi r8 at 8:32

  • @s6xafterse7en
    @s6xafterse7en3 жыл бұрын

    Oooo that end to Mr. Moto Tini made my heart jump... legit adrenaline spike when that van turned left.

  • @mmmajano3214
    @mmmajano32144 жыл бұрын

    I just found your account and it’s so funny lmao

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