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@syitiger9072

2 жыл бұрын

Yamaha r6 is the best bike ever

@darthtyranus7683

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh the Z650 is amazing if it's still less than 6k bang for the buck and mostly easy DIY maintenance beginner riders dream but that's it most ppl should avoid boosting it your better off riding 900 series

@scottwinstone150

2 жыл бұрын

No ktm rc 390 ahah I'm happy

@positivelynegative9149

2 жыл бұрын

Quad Lock

@Lazershark-kt7kr

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Yammie, I have been watching your content for a while now and you are the biggest reason that I got into riding. I first bought a 96 Honda XR250 but it was to big for me. So I sold it and got a 2022 GPX FSE250s, it works amazing and is a great begginer bike for me. I can't wait to get my first sreet legal bike.

Me: looks in the garage and sees a versys 650, a street 500, and a vulcan 500 knowing I have a chance at hitting 3 for 3

@jameeboo

2 жыл бұрын

You actually just might

@aschool9510

2 жыл бұрын

Kawasaki boys everywhere are bracing for impact

@jameeboo

2 жыл бұрын

You actually did it!!!

@yammienoob

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhh baby a triple!!!

@bambam23406

2 жыл бұрын

Trifecta

Had to laugh the minute I saw a Vulcan S on there as I'm standing next to mine taking a break from a long ride and watching you. Nothing but love man. We're all in the wind.

@TheRedcroatian

2 жыл бұрын

2 wheels, 1 Love.

Buy motorcycle tips: 1. Does it look good? No, bail! 2. Ride it. Does it make you smile? Yes, get it!

@harryflashman4542

2 жыл бұрын

3. This bike may just kill me dead. I feel like a god of war!

As an NC700x owner I am so glad to be included. Finally. Recognition of how nerdy the bike truly is.

@filoIII

2 жыл бұрын

Is that the 1/2 Fit motor?

@signalfc3s

2 жыл бұрын

@@filoIII lol no. That is actually a myth.

@signalfc3s

2 жыл бұрын

I should add that my NC is a normal manual transmission. The DCT is peak nerd.

@__Razer

2 жыл бұрын

I guess I should embrace the nerd culture. I was hoping the obscurity of the NC would slip under the radar of this video, and I felt slightly secure after seeing the NM4 in the list thinking Yammy would have included the newer bike in lieu of the older NC series. '14 NC700X manual transmission, not DCT.

@luzindro

2 жыл бұрын

I had one of those. Loved it the core, and sold it rather stupidly. Cheers

As a Vulcan 650 rider I would argue if I wasn't dealing with the emotional damage of how accurately you described me.

@mikeb8342

2 жыл бұрын

Reading through these comments I find this is the perfect forum for self-deprecation. One of my bikes is a close cousin to two that made the list. While mine doesn't look as dorky as some of these, it still is. In the end..... enjoy the ride..... and look forward to the "upgrade" when the wallet permits.

@djdj500dr

2 жыл бұрын

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

@MrBigL78

2 жыл бұрын

I'm about to take the MSF course and was strongly thinking about getting a Vulcan S for my 1st bike...... I feel ashamed now LoL 😆

@metalheavyawesome

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBigL78 i love my Vulcan and wouldn't have made any other choice if i were to do it over again.

@MrBigL78

2 жыл бұрын

@@metalheavyawesome glad to hear that, I'm a heavier rider at 270lbs.... so I didn't think a Rebel 500 would allow me to really enjoy the wind at my weight.

I'm so glad my first bike is number one on this list. My Ninja 650 ticked every one of the "bang for buck" boxes 10 years ago when I bought it and that made it easy to sell to another dork like me 3 years ago.

That 650 twin in the Kawasaki is probably one of the top 10 best motors Kawasaki ever produced.

@ridewithme3428

2 жыл бұрын

It’s cool in that it’s different. For me, in a cruiser at least, I just can’t get over the fact that it’s not a V. That immediately crossed it off my list. Ik it’s dumb but I like the sound of a v twin, and sound is a lot of the experience for me. Dad had a 650 Suzuki single cyl (S40/Savage) and stepped up to an S50 805 vtwin and it’s night and day (in sound and in speed. It’d probably beat my 950 in a race due to short gears and low weight). The parallel twin is only better than the single cyl in my opinion, but a vtwin beats both. And yeah I’ve ridden a gs500 and it was great but I love my vtwins. Even a 3 or 4cyl seem to have more unique tones than the parallel twin. Idk parallel twins just sound so…generic?

@jimmyjackass1805

2 жыл бұрын

@@ridewithme3428 I thought the same as well until I bought a Ducati Diavel. That L twin sounds way better then my Kawasaki V2K My V2K sounds pretty damn good with a 2/1 Freedom Combat exhaust. But my Ducati L with a Yosh pipe sounds amazing. I also have a Gen 2 V-Max that I drag race a snotty V4 sounds pretty damn good as well. Listen to the inline twin on a Kawasaki 650 AMA flat tracker. They can sing a pretty good song once they get wound tight. JMO

@Tiaan90

2 жыл бұрын

@@ridewithme3428 It's the 180 degree crank that ruins the Kaw 650 p-twin, it makes in sound and feel lawnmower'y. A 270 degree crank P-twin sounds more like a 90 degree v-twin (Take Triumph's engines in the different iterations of Bonneville for example) And sure @Jimmyjackass, it's a very good engine in a reliability and gas mileage standpoint, it's as Toyota as it gets, but even as a Toyota driver I wasn't 100% sure I wanted to be a biker as I started on a Versys 650. Easily rideable all day long, but it didn't give me a good feeling. Ended up selling it 11 months in after first buying an old CX500 (MAN are they smooth!) to cruise with, and now a Triumph Street Triple as my main bike.

@ridewithme3428

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyjackass1805 I’ll look it up! My brother just picked up an 03 L-Twin Ducati but I haven’t heard it yet since he’s up at college. Can’t wait to see it in person!

@ridewithme3428

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tiaan90 yeah, I’m learning more about how different internals and angles affect sound as time goes on. I decided I like a single pin crank sound as it seems to have more soul than a two-pin crank. I haven’t figured out why the Suzuki S50 805 sounds so much less beefy than my Vstar 650 though. Must be the angle of the cylinders? Granted the exhaust is stock on the S50 but even in videos on KZread it doesn’t sound all that deep

I was able to demo a Niken. I was surprised by it once I got rolling. At one point I even forgot it had two wheels up front. It was noticeably heavier to turn in than the MT-09, but overall it felt pretty natural. It was only when I hopped off the bike and gave it the "look back" test did I have to stop and take it all in. Man, the Niken was beaten mercilessly with the fugly stick.

@ShadowbannedbyYoutube

2 жыл бұрын

I like the Niken

@stang393

2 жыл бұрын

I have one, he pretty much nailed it. I was kinda sketched out to ride, esp in the rain. The Niken puts you on rails and the confidence it inspires is unmatched by anyother bike. Also you cant go amywhere without people stopping to talk about it. If they can make the front dual 17s, and look better, mt-10 motor, everyone would have one that daily drove a motorcycle. People ride them in light snow ffs.

@vaelgard

2 жыл бұрын

@@stang393 is it that much more stable?

@stang393

2 жыл бұрын

@@vaelgard over bumps, rain, dirt in corners it feels more lile a car stability wise, but from a riders aspect, if you were blindfolded getting on and off you wouldnt know there was 2 wheels.

@harryflashman4542

2 жыл бұрын

it's not a stupid idea as a commuter bike. Most likely to need stability and quick stopping when amongst high density traffic.

As a Honda mechanic in Germany I am more than shocked about how many people purchase the NC models and ride them for several 10.000 kilometers

@Fearless154

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get why people clown on nc750x and say it's such a boring and nerdy bike yet absolutely adore XADV and tmax.

@__Razer

2 жыл бұрын

My 2014 NC700X (manual trans) had 20,100 miles on it when I got it less than a year ago, now it has 22,240 miles. (That's almost 36,000 km). By this time I feel like I'm ready for a more powerful bike, but the frunk is just so practical. I don't have to worry about where I'm gonna keep my helmet & gloves at a destination, or how I'm gonna carry things home if I don't have a backpack.

@izzy031096

2 жыл бұрын

Germans is why, the ultimate nerds.

@doctorlovera

2 жыл бұрын

Europe is a different market. In USA harley Davidson has 1/3 of the marketshare and a lot of their bikes are underspec'd overpriced bikes. US market is driven by dreams, image and ads (remembernthe hummer H1 H2 and H3?). The euro market is more pragmatic. And for americans pragmatic is a synonym of dorky. B.T.W. I really like that NC 750x DCT and the new NT1100 DCT

@AyaWetts

2 жыл бұрын

@@doctorlovera NT1100 DCT looks nice... but they will not sell them in the USA. I'd love one though, Honda has nothing in the USA to compare... if you want anything like that it has to be a Goldwing or nothing here.

I honestly think the Niken is a useful solution to a very niche problem. It is for everyone: definitely not. However, for camera crews following the Tour de France, it is a nearly tailor-made solution. Extra stability while in motion: check. Not wide like a sidecar or trike: check. Comfort for all day: check.

So glad my Vulcan S is on the nerd mobile list. I was scared for a second that it wasn't going to be on the list. I'm just a bit jealous of our Versys 650 brethrens. I may have to get one to step my street cred among my fellow nerds, and get one.

@LCNismo

2 жыл бұрын

Gaaaaaay

@GIJOE573

2 жыл бұрын

yeah Vulcan S squad! I just got one 2 days ago

@joemann7971

2 жыл бұрын

@@GIJOE573 That's awesome. Hope you enjoy it. It's a fun cruiser. I still dont get why it gets so much hate from Yammie Noob.

@tykokavaak5784

2 жыл бұрын

@@GIJOE573 Bruh, do your self a favor and pick up a slipper clutch from a '17 or newer Ninja 650. The engine braking is notoriously rough, and no amount of sprocket changes really makes it that much better. I had issues of clutch float, and hated the engine braking in slow turns. One used slipper clutch later and it's smooth as butter, I can actually manage wheelies now (disable ABS before attempting), and clutchless shifting is *chef's kiss*. Seriously, it makes the ride.

@Luciffrit

2 жыл бұрын

@@joemann7971 Its like when you have a crush on someone in school... You have to be mean to them. Yam-yam has a secret Vulcan collection under his house!

I'm so jumping with joy and excitement at the moment that the Versys 650 I just purchased is 1st on this list..at least its first in one category😁😁😁

The worlds "okayest" bike 😂😂

I have an nc750x and yes fuel consumption and efficiency greatly matters to me , it's a great bike. I agree it's nerdy

@TDub_ADV

2 жыл бұрын

My better half has an NC as well and i think it gets bad rap to an extent. Hers is a 6 speed and its way more fun than most will give it credit for. It handles pretty decent and once you figure out that it revs lower than a lawnmower and you need to shift it way sooner than you would normally expect you can get it moving pretty quick. On the street i love the fact that you can actually use the power it has. Great commuter too. It would also make a hell of a beginner bike...... Nerdy, yep.... No doubt about it.

@TheSilviu8x

2 жыл бұрын

I'll would love to have that bike, is don't care if it's nerdy or not. Actually, the fuel consumption is equally important to me as the handling and power.

@kleinbottled79

2 жыл бұрын

I've always respected the 700-750x. Leans fully into the efficiency shtick. 'Tank' is actually a case that will hold a helmet.. common, that part is at least a little cool. They sound unexpectedly good with a pipe too, 270 deg crank and all that. I could **almost** own one. Unfortunately my nerd level isn't quite high enough. I would need to learn to code first, or something.

@TDub_ADV

2 жыл бұрын

@@kleinbottled79 LOL. My wife is a Science teacher so i guess she somewhat fits the mold......

@ThisIsInput

2 жыл бұрын

I sold mine because it was just too bland. Excellent for fuel economy and practicality, but I wanted something nicer to carve corners with.

Wow, that NC750 actually sounds awesome. An ADV-style bike with a low seat height and 70+ MPG. Hell yeah.

@EzzyBrzzy

2 жыл бұрын

IKR....thinking about getting me a NC DCT

@Armbard

2 жыл бұрын

They're a lot of fun and a great reliability and for learning.

@darryllzwiers7257

2 жыл бұрын

I've got one and for a built to budget bike the steering geometry and stability are awesome

I’m so proud of my ninja 650 for making a list! And number 1! 🙃

Two of these are on my "next bike" list. Not everybody can ride a turbo 'busa, dude.

@jasonmeador124

2 жыл бұрын

Right there with you, brother.

@craigstephenson7676

Жыл бұрын

Niken is now on my list, it look funny

New rider, 650 owner at 1800km and I'm super happy with my choice 🤣! Cheers ya all! Good content Yammy and team hope to see some more tutorials and such about riding 😎!

So spot on, Yam. I like how you point out that it doesn't matter what bike you ride that makes you a nerd, but the fact that you'll come out and argue with people about a joke instead of just learning to laugh at yourself and stop taking things so seriously.

@lifehouse75

7 ай бұрын

I understand it's a lot of tongue and cheek But coming out and defending bikes you like is part of the fun too It is not serious, at least not for me

That Street 500 was so unbelievably uncomfortable when I tried Harley's riding school awhile back. No idea what kind of body type that bike was intended for.

@lethargicstove2024

2 жыл бұрын

A Neanderthal

@greypolar2720

2 жыл бұрын

Me I guess. I passed the test on it then drove my brother's Street 500 for a while. No power but surprisingly light (even as a Ninja 400 rider) I've read that the Street/Street Rod 750 is worth considering over a MT-07 cause it doesn't feel as twitchy.

@jackmcinnis4510

2 жыл бұрын

its like they built that thing just for their riding school lol

@sleeper.simulant7327

2 жыл бұрын

More suited for smaller riders

@OpeoAslam

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleeper.simulant7327 I had to lean forward and was still stretching my arms out in an unnatural way. Couldn't really figure out how to get my feet on the pegs either because I had to lift my knees above my hips to do it.

I actually own a 2021 NC750X DCT. Everything this guys said is absolutely true. I bought it slightly used so as great deal out of it. It is only used for commuting for work. It is a Camry. It’s comfy and gas mileage is great. Especially here in CA where it’s about $6-7 per gallon. It’s absolutely vanilla. However if I wanna have fun I use my Grom.

@pocketlint82

2 жыл бұрын

What gas mileage do you get out of it? I have discovered that no matter what bike I ride or how I ride it, I get about 50mpg average. From 600cc to 1600cc. So for me good gas mileage is just something bikes get. But I've heard people say that bike gets good mileage so I'm curious

@mikeb8342

2 жыл бұрын

@@pocketlint82 My CTX700 DCT gets about 60mpg regardless of how I ride it. Thinking Nc750 is probably similar.

@DrKampfpudding

2 жыл бұрын

@@pocketlint82 you're just not a agressive rider I suppose . But if you have fun that's great ! Wish I would get that gas mileage , but my Suzuki SV 650 gets about 31 mpg if I'm feeling racy. 36 mpg is the usual mileage I get though . My dad's car uses less gas than my 650 cc bike , it's rather sad

@__Razer

2 жыл бұрын

@@pocketlint82 I haven't manually recorded my gas mileage but my instant reading ranges from 60 when on the highway maintaining 75mph and when cruising in 6th at 39 mph it shows 99.9. Idk if that's accurate. It doesn't drop down below 90mpg until around 50mph.

in my personal opinion the Yamaha Niken and the Honda NM4 look cool i would gladly own them if i could, they are rare you dont see them every day.

@majorpay5058

2 жыл бұрын

That was my thought. As someone who likes to own things outside the mold (my Lotus Elise and my Triump Rocket 3 GT), I'd gladly rock the Niken. Not so sure about the NM4, because it's a little too much plastic, but the Niken looks pretty mean.

@Blakezilla594

2 жыл бұрын

@@majorpay5058 I wonder if it's possible to EV swap a NM4. Now that, would be worth it.

Yammy, I don't even ride, but YOU. ARE. THE. BEST. I could listen to your non-rant rants ALL. DAY. LONG. Well done, Sir.

I ain't much of a motorcycle guy myself.. I'm more of a car enthusiast but damn, your humor alone is enough for anyone to watch your videos even if they aren't into motorcycles.. You're like the Bladed Angel of the motorcycle world..

Nice try Papa Yam, I'm still getting the 2021 NC750X.. I need that frunk to carry my rubiks cubes.. Calling me a nerd, pfft.. lol❤

@KPW2137

2 жыл бұрын

I have one. It's cool. Nerdy? Quite so, but I'm using it as a daily commuter and for occasional trips and it works pretty well in that role. It's very practical and cheap to run.

Loved the looks of the NM4. Almost bought one.. then I saw how unpractical the storage was, how not great it felt to ride and passed. Still one of the coolest looking bikes out there, but it would find a home in my living room not my garage.

@jvillain9946

6 ай бұрын

Thats what I said. If they put the africa twin parallel twin or the cb1000r hornet inline 4 in it and updated it into more of a sport tourer, it would be sick. Especially with electronic suspension.

Don’t even need to watch to know it’s the versys 650

I'm surprised you guys have never talked about the Suzuki Bandit series of motorcycles, or from what I can find. The 600 / 650 are are strong choice as the "first big bike" in the UK/EU as they are can comply with A2 regulations, really fun to ride and dirt cheap to pick up. Even whilst restricted, they're a lot of fun - speaking from experience. Would love to finally see a video on them!

@gixxusmetalman7435

2 жыл бұрын

Yeh I've wondered this too.

@devilman1976

Жыл бұрын

It'll be because America doesn't know the rest of the world exists

Ninja 650 owner here and you know what yammie, you are right apart from one thing. I tell everyone I meet that it’s a great but boring beginner bike and as soon as I feel confident enough to not yeet into the sun I’ll be getting a zx6r. Been riding for less than a week btw

@michaelalexander8501

2 жыл бұрын

I've been riding about 6 months now and also started on a Ninja 650. Every time I tuck in under the windscreen a piece of my soul dies! LOL I'm well aware of how dorky the Ninja 650 is. However, I told myself I would ride the snot outta this bike for at least a year before I upgraded.

@DrKampfpudding

2 жыл бұрын

Thing about the ninja 650 is that a ninja 400 is just as fast

@songwriterdc1899

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrKampfpudding wrong... 100% wrong.. completely wrong.

@wTwig

2 жыл бұрын

@@songwriterdc1899 sure, by 10 mph 😂 is that even worth mentioning?

This is a timely video, as I'm considering buying a NM4 next weekend.

Hey Yammie! I’m a new ride located in Austin, I’m hoping I can spot ya at a track day once I start heading to the track! Your vids have helped me learn A LOT btw. Thank you for being entertaining and informative at the same time!

I rode the Street 750 once, and actually liked the way it rode, was very comfortable, and the mid-pegs were nice. The engine was still quite hot even with the water cooling.

Oof *cries in Vulcan S* realistically, it's my first bike and has been great to learn on. I really like the sound of the Danmoto exhaust I have on it too.

Love my Street 500. Great to learn on and Added a Mustang seat and some shocks and rides good. Just like you said Yammie you can never appreciate a great bike until you’ve been a bad one.

I started out on a street rod 500 and while I totally agree with this video I will also say as a new rider I felt it was a good start for me and kept me from too much bike too early! One year in and 6K in miles , I went to a Indian Scout

I bought a new 2015 NC700 X in 2017, and put 10,000 miles on it in four years. I frequently described it as the Ford Explorer of motorcycles. I once rode it 1500 miles in just two days, and it was reasonably comfortable. It was great, I loved it, but it was lacking. Great commuter, not fast.

If you think ducati supersport is dorky, i think you need new glasses.

I am forever disappointed that a group of squids is not called a squad.

My bike is not on this list, but it almost was. I did not buy the Honda NM4 as my first bike but I almost did. Yammie I just came home from a bad day at work. This video put me back in a good mood. Thanks.

Ha ha ha! You’ll never stop us, Yammie! We will continue to preach how great our Kawasaki 649cc P-Twins are until EVERYONE has one! We’re like a zombie plague taking over motorcycling one practical bike at a time! For real though, you had the Vulcan guy wrong. I never ride below the speed limit. 🤣

@stlchucko

2 жыл бұрын

Right? I’m almost never below the speed limit. I bought a VS because it’s a nimble cruiser that’s cheap and punches way above its weight. The Bolt R 950 feels slow by comparison. The only downsides with the VS for me are it doesn’t make cruiser noises, limited aftermarket, and I want more power. Edit- I wanted a cruiser with a “sport bike” motor 2 decades ago when they didn’t really exist. I also like the RC51 because it’s a V Twin in a sport bike. Frankly, if I want a “cruiser” with sound, I have a big block and a LS.

@MrBigL78

2 жыл бұрын

You have restored my faith in getting a Vulcan S for my 1st bike in a few weeks LoL 😆

@sethlozeau2962

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBigL78 I love my Vulcan S. I won’t get rid of it until it blows up, if that ever happens. It also was not my first bike. When I was ready for a better bike, I chose it over about 20 other bikes I tested out.

Ordered an nc750x with a dct just on friday lmao, different strokes for different folks , dorky or not its damn good at what it does

I could feel my r1200c being mentioned here somewhere. I'm glad you noticed the CLC is even more dorky!

Best intro ever...the guy putting glasses in over glasses got me lol 🙂✌💚🇨🇦⛰

Eh ! DCT is great ! Specially when you realise its a flappy paddle quick shifter. NC750X is the best bike I had since I started in 1988. I also like to play solo boardgames 🤫

@troyragsdale2155

2 жыл бұрын

I have the Street 750 and it is a very fun and comfortable bike and when it is customized looks good

@iliketurtles4463

2 жыл бұрын

Wait what, solo boardgames are a thing? You arent just meaning chess with yourself I hope. (Not that theres anything wrong with chess against yourself, just that I can do that already and am intrigued by the concept of other games!)

@bmp72

2 жыл бұрын

@@iliketurtles4463 have a look at 'too many bones'...

@victoriazero8869

2 жыл бұрын

@@iliketurtles4463 Board games with preexisting rules, complex randomizer and even campaign is a thing everywhere. No need for GM.

LOL I love my NC700X. The gas tank is located under the seat so it's super duper nimble and it's torquey enough to deal with my Atlanta city commute for work

On behalf of the Kawasaki 650 series riders, I apologise to you for overwhelming you with our enthusiasm and positivism about our bikes. The happy and proud rider of Versys 650 😎🤓

Been watching a while. 74 now. Did club racing in the70s. Funny noob. More power to you.

Almost picked up a Vulcan while I was in college. I couldn't afford it at the time so I was "stuck" with my zx6r. Luckily I came to my senses after college and picked up a new ZX10R 😂 I'd still try a Vulcan though, I hold nothing against them

@DrKampfpudding

2 жыл бұрын

You wanted to switch to a Vulcan from a zx6r ? Damn .. you must have smoked that good kush lol

@nesbittracing1081

2 жыл бұрын

No I wanted a Vulcan to do the long trips to and from school, then using the 600 for shorter adventures.

Lol. So my Vulcan S is number one! Sweet! Yes, in it's defense I must say that it has been a great first bike. I've had it for a couple years now and I'm about to upgrade to a Z900, thank you very much.

@monkmoto1887

2 жыл бұрын

Z900 will be a perfect second bike after a Vulcan s, enjoy the ride dude

end of the video lol 100% awesome. what the heck are you smokin' "dude....tires..."

Great, now I feel like I MUST get a BMW R1200CLC just because your description had me laughing so hard!

As a Vulcan S owner I can say, Yam's; keep hating the bike please :) Leaves more of them on the secondhand market to grab for cheap so I can swap my motor when I finally blow it at 100k km's ^^ For anyone who wonders if the 650 twin is actually that bad, it's not.. rather it was a surprising joy to ride with a solid midrange punch. Went on a test drive convinced I'd probs end up with a Z900, ended up with a Vulcan S, installed aftermarket backrest & saddlebags ready to take it to Sweden & beyond next month.. No hate to Yammie, gotta make content & this was hella amusing to watch; just ride what you wanna ride *Still drooling over my ol' ZX6R, picking that up as a hot summer day toy sometime later this year just because I'm sick of being gapped by 50cc scooters but my mom said no to a turbo 'Busa*

@vaelgard

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't say it was bad. Just nerdy :P

As a certified nerd, I proudly own, and love, my Z650

Bought a 2nd-hand Kawi versys 650 when I got back from a deployment, on a whim. It taught me to ride and I love it for that. It’s since been given away to another rider who was balking at the idea of spending money on a bike. So, on bike is getting more people into riding at a really lost cost. Meanwhile I’ve upgraded to a 1290 SDR. “No ragrets!”

@filoIII

2 жыл бұрын

Versys 650 is the funnest bike I've had, but I do NOT like monkeying w/ the chain, and it's a PAIN getting to the air filter and plugs.

Hey I love my versys 650, I don’t say it’s the best bike out there. But as a beginner bike, you have to give it the credits! Its really fun to ride and it looks cool! 😎

Ahcktually my Vulcan S is the best bike for me. With my budget it's either a RE Meteor 350, a Honda Rebel 500 or a KVS. The KVS is the only option of the three with actual forward controls, and has the highest CC, so that's my pick

@bcab7955

2 жыл бұрын

You're literally the target audience he's poking fun at.

@metalmoto3275

2 жыл бұрын

@@bcab7955 her totally is. We need to award him with a hi vis safety vest 🦺🦺🦺

@mudassirhussain6514

2 жыл бұрын

@@bcab7955 lol

@jakegarrett8109

2 жыл бұрын

@@bcab7955 Nah, he's nothing compared to me. Was at a couple dealerships yesterday and was like, yes, I want to see the exact cost numbers, I'm going to plot out multiple bike options. I already got insurance quotes for over a dozen different motorcycles, including years like there is a huge price drop at 20 year old bikes even compared to 19 years old for insurance costs. Then add a row for fuel costs, row for tire costs, row for average service interval costs. Then each would be graphed out and charted in an array of "fun factors" both with real world testing and performance parameters (power to weight MUST include weight of rider with gear, so that's a separate box), each would also show max cruising range with max/min estimates based on driving style and road conditions. I'm an engineer, so this is typically the same process when designing quadcopters for myself (or UAVs in my profession), everything is detailed oriented to the point even a $100 toy for myself is optimized to great lengths, but everything is precisely how I want it.

@YouCubeParadigm

2 жыл бұрын

@@bcab7955 yeah that was the joke. I'm not here throwing around "Ahcktually" non-ironically

It's actually pronounced (nee~ken) nee meaning two / ken meaning sword, or two swords fortnine made a pretty nice indepth, and nerdy video on it. Also I've always thought the honda NM4 was a pretty cool bike. It's intriguing if nothing else and I can't say if I'd ever go out of my way to own one or for how long but I'd definitely like to give one a ride sometime.

Not gonna lie, my favorite thing about my street triple r is how good it's gas mileage is even when I'm riding aggressively. Thinking of detuning it for even better MPG and the ability to use the cheap gas.

I cannot imagine how much goes into editing your videos! Nice job

The Ninja 650 and Z650 do attract a sizeable share of new riders too, Ninja 650 does make a decent beginner sportbike if you want the fully faired look. The Versys is a 270 degree crank and a little more power away from being a legit baby multistrada, it's the appliance engine that is what truly makes it "aggressively beige" haha.

@Richaag

2 жыл бұрын

The Versys 650 uses the same 180 crank motor that’s in the Z650, Ninja 650, and Vulcan S. Yes, it’s an appliance engine and the exhaust note sounds like it belongs in a tractor, but it’s a reliable engine that makes decent power and Kawasaki bikes in this engine category are typically cheaper than other manufacturers.

Just bought a 22' Versys 650 as my first bike two weeks ago , and I laughed my ass off seeing my bike as the dorkiest lol. I really wanted a Vstrom or Super Tenere but just simply unorderable in my area.

@bena3341

2 жыл бұрын

If it makes you feel any better the V Strom is just as nerdy :D.

@truthoverall3893

Жыл бұрын

You made a good choice, no, a great choice. I've owned many motorcycles and my Versys 650 has been my favorite and the cheapest. Ya, it's not the fastest, loudest or chromiest I've owned, but is the most versatile. I can ride 8 hours strait on twisties and highway no problem, take around town for a commute, and even throw the wife on the back for a nice ride. Reliable, comfy, and plenty of power. Don't let yammie fool you, you don't need a bike that can race Bugattis to put a smile on your face. If you twist and shift properly, you'll be hitting 100 mph real quick.

Thank you for your continued effort to lower the resale value of the bike I want. According to my calculations (which are never wrong) I will be paying 33.85% less for a used Honda ctx 700 than I would have payed prior to the release of this video.

After owning a dozen or more and ridden lots more, now the only bike I own is the Versys650 exactly that same color, black/grey with red pattern, and loving it.

Still damn happy about my Ducati SuperSport 950. But I have to admit, if the Tuono 660 had 100 to 200 cc more, I would have bought that one. But the low end grunt of the 660 is just lacking, compared to the 937 V2 of the Ducati. And the ergonomics are way more comfy than on the RS660. @Yammie Noob: You really got to ride one. You'll see that it just THE bike.

@Mike_Papa

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh my next bike will be a supersport 950. I don't need more hp than that for every day riding. It looks amazing. Feels amazing. Yes it's not cheap but it's OK and it's not panigale v2 pricey

@invincible2847

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mike_Papa Also, try going for a 200 mile trip on a Panigale without needing a medic to get off. No problem though on a SSP 950. And 110 hp imo really is enough, when it comes with 93 nm of torque

@monkmoto1887

2 жыл бұрын

They really upped the looks on that new 950, credit where it’s due

@Mike_Papa

2 жыл бұрын

@@invincible2847 it is what I do with my bikes, some trips or commuting. So a comfy sport looking bike is perfect

@trey2345

2 жыл бұрын

I guess I'm a dork b/c I find the SuperSport to be an almost perfect sport/street bike. More comfortable than a track bike, better looking than a naked bike, sportier than a touring bike, all with that classic Ducati soundtrack. Plenty fast enough for the street or highway. My only complaints are the dumb name and the useless mirrors.

I have to disagree with you on your #1 pick. I rode a Ninja 650 on a Kawasaki Demo day and I thought it would make the perfect beginner bike. I've never gotten on any motorcycle for the first time that felt as familiar to me as the Ninja 650. It seemed like I'd been riding it 10,000 miles. The clutch pull and engagement, the throttle response, the handling, the brakes - I adjusted to everything immediately. Plenty of power for highway riding and room to grow for a beginner. It even has a bit of a "cool" factor (for those who aren't in the know). Plus, the price is right and I suspect the bike is quite reliable. BTW, my favorite bike of all time (overall) wasn't even a bike I bought for myself! It was a Honda Hawk 650GT that I recommended as a beginner bike for my girlfriend at the time (1990). I wound up putting more miles on that bike that she did. That bike seemed like an extension of my brain. I could push that bike harder into corners than any bike I've ever owned. That bike could also stop on a dime, it seemed. Not much power, but for street riding and the twisties (the vast majority of my riding), it was sublime.

@ThisIsReLLiK

2 жыл бұрын

Dork

As a Z650 owner I am sorry on behalf of the other 650 owners

@jalilm.9668

2 жыл бұрын

Funny, as a Versys 650 owner, I I also felt like apologising on behalf of other Kawasaki 650 series owners for their overwhelming enthusiasm and positivism about their bike 😂

I’ve been sub’d for years waiting to see my bike on one of these and I think this is the closest we’re gonna get. If you think the NC700X was dorktastic, you should see Honda’s “hold my beer” follow-up, the CTX700. Thank you for making me feel seen.

Their constant clowning on kawasaki's 650 kinda makes me interested in getting one 😆

@MrOmin13

2 жыл бұрын

If you have a dealer event near you take one for a ride, They aren't bad bikes.

@craigstephenson7676

Жыл бұрын

They ain’t bad they’re jacks of all trades. Solid bikes, don’t do any one thing super well tho

The Street 500 was the first bike I ever rode and learned on. It's also one of the few Harleys that I would be interested in owning. The NM4, NC750, Ninja 650, and Vulcan S are all on my wish list because of the fact that they are different and easy to ride. You laugh at them because they're different--I laugh at you, Yams, because you're the same as any other wannabe racer.

@wombat7840

2 жыл бұрын

I dig the NM4. Seat height and styling are good to me. Pity they didn’t come to Australia

@Bixnoodle

2 жыл бұрын

he literally predicted losers writing paragraphs. how funny

@Farhan_049

Жыл бұрын

@@wombat7840 Oh, me too! I like the Niken as well. They're both definitely conversation starters.

"purchases a bike based on fuel eco and power to weight" me: did ya have to go right for the jugular?

The humor in this one has to be the best one so far 🤣🤣 I love this channel

The ctx 700 dct would be kinda my dream bike easy to live with and I hate traffic

Haven't watched the video yet but the BMW R1200/1250 RT probably deserve at least an honorable mention. I know, I own one.

@aao331

2 жыл бұрын

That's not a nerdmobile, it's a oldsmobile

Scooter bro that moved to a NC700X here. It’s all good, man. I embraced my inner nerd a looong time ago

As a MANUAL 2012 NC700X owner... I can confirm I'm still a nerd

I disagree completely with your number 1 pick, I like all the kawasaki 650's.

Long time ago since i've laughed this much at a yammie noob video! love it!

Yam secretly loved the Verses...he can't stop talking about it

Genuinely the funniest Moto vlogger out there, been making me laugh my ass off since like 2018

Alright Yam. I'll give you that first comment about the Vulcan S. That's exactly what attracted me to one. Touché

I was howling when you made the Starcraft reference, that was priceless!

Yo! Proud NC750X DCT version owner here! *takes a super deep breath in preparation for the following* .... you are right. Thanks for reading, have a good day :)

Love my Vulcan S! Thanks for placing it in the #1 spot😂 Keep up the great content "PAPA YAM"😊😊😊

🤣😂🤣 The Niken looks like the love child of a quad and a Motorcycle! The BMW looks like spider eyes for a front! The Honda looks like a moto version of the polaris slingshot.

Awesome review. Some folks mere existence is defined by the motorcycle they ride or the vehicle they drive. That's what makes America great, you have a choice pick what fits you best. Whether you ride a scooter or a jet bike, go enjoy the fast lane, slow lane, back roads or dirt roads. If you like to go fast go to the race track where you won't risk the lives of our fellow citizens.If you like to go slow ride in the slow lane, thats what it for. Resist the twist or not, its your choice. Again great review!

LOL I own an NC700X. It's awesome. It's slow, but it's my budget ADV. I put taller 50/50 tires on it and now I take it on ATV trails all the time.

ill be the dork but i love my versys 650. like yammy always says about these bikes, every one of us did our research on it and have yet to be disappointed. Best bang for the buck and in the end, hard not to have a good time on the bike or any bike for that matter. Still convinced, yammy has a crush on them but doesnt want to admit it lol

I ride a Vulcan S every day. It’s my daily ride. It has the ninja 650 in line twin and so far in London I haven’t come across a single bike that can beat it away from the lights. The S stands for sport and this is a serious sports cruiser.

As a rider of 20+ years, and a professional stand up comic, let me just say this is the BEST MOTORCYCLE VIDEO OF ALL TIME! (Sorry Taylor) Funny AF and accurate. Coulda used a Grom mention though.

Thanks, Yams, for another countdown video. I'm surprised I didn't see the Honda Fury.

im a utilitarian nerd... cant wait to have a nc750 sitting next to my drz... haha

Lol the IT guy at the dealership I used to work at rode a Honda nc700x.... Super nice guy but definitely putting out nerd vibes hard. Lol even called it "a precise and wonderful instrument" ...... Bless his heart

The Honda NM4 looks EXACTLY like a never version of the rare Honda DN-01 that was seldom seen here used the same engine and DCT system

I just got my very first bike, (Harley Davidson 883 Hugger) I got it super cheap in mint condition and to be honest I just thought it fit my style and looked cool to me as well as fit my needs for just driving around town and whatnot. That’s all that matters to me, I want to have fun and fun I shall have. Great video as always ❤

So for my first bike, I bought a 2018 Vulcan S cash out the door and I love it.

My "beginner" bike was a brand new 1983 Honda Interceptor 750, the Honda just seemed a little too dependable so two years later a Ducati F1A - yes I was (am?) an idiot who was lucky to survive and it was wonderful. I'm glad when people make smarter decisions than I (it isn't very hard) just remember to have fun too.

The street 500 was what we used in class. Cute little thing. The bikes we're actually spotless on the outside due to the highway bars and pegs sticking out like a porcupine.

Thank you Lord Rossi for bringing the beautiful sounds of the Yamster back to the Yammy Noob videos. I guess if I have to put up with hearing that schmuck named Spit in the commercials I can deal with it. I have resubscribed. Long live Spammy Tube!

Hey, I just got a dual sport. “Scientifically” chosen, of course, meeting all the desired metrics, after much study and contemplation!