It’s a “freak accident” when you are at that same filling station and some fool with a kite on his back lands on you!

After so much horrible news these days, it’s good to have some good clean laughs.

I'm still laughing from a bit in his Blue Collar tour when he explained that his Grandma (or Aunt??) gets the walking farts!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@woohunter1

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, she was at the bass pro shop, and they accused her of stealing a duck call and the stink bait.

@ivanleterror9158

Жыл бұрын

I know that's funny but it's true. Occasionally I do get them.

@ivanleterror9158

Жыл бұрын

@@woohunter1 Kudos, that's funny.

@samuelhowie4543

Жыл бұрын

And Grandpa thought he was back in WW2 fighting the germans.

@saragrant9749

Жыл бұрын

What’s funny for me is my grandmother DOES THAT!

I remember George Carlin’s description of a freak accident: 8 freaks in a van colliding with 6 freaks in a pickup.

Where you been, Larry? We missed you, dude. Great stuff.

Larry ALWAYS bring the truth 😂😂😂

Great comedy with no swearing,a rare treat these days, absolutely love it, from the hills of Donegal 🇮🇪🍀🇮🇪💚🇺🇸🇮🇪

@tophernuttle420

Жыл бұрын

Dry Bar Comedy Club...Its the best 👍..

@thisdude9363

Жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with "swearing." Bad words are an incorporeal concept. They do not exist. It's a human perception, arbitrarily attributed. Words have no meaning or power beyond what people give to them.

@zodarian6705

Жыл бұрын

Numerous studies have proven beyond a doubt that people who swear are more honest and trustworthy. The reason is quite simple if I'm not worried about offending you with my language then I'm damn sure not worried about offending you with the truth but if I don't want to offend you I might lie to you to avoid doing so. There's plenty of clean comedy out there find what you like and stop complaining about what you don't and have a lovely day

@quadrupletreblex

Жыл бұрын

@@zodarian6705 ZZZZZZZZZZ

@zodarian6705

Жыл бұрын

@@quadrupletreblex well that's an intelligent fucking response

I love this Guy , no matter what he does , stand up comedy or a Movie he's funny as Hell . I went and seen about a year ago gotta say it was one of the best comedy shows I've been too .😂🤣

@laurendoe168

2 жыл бұрын

It's hard to follow a Trump headliner.

@Wild-Bill

Жыл бұрын

​@@laurendoe168 It's harder to find logic in teary eyed left wing cry babies.

@steverobbins240

Жыл бұрын

I've never seen him doing the weather

@sevin7775

Жыл бұрын

Bro have you seen that movie the health inspector?😂

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂 I LOVE THIS GUY OH MY GOSH 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

gotta love larry, man.. I remember back in the mid 90s, it was him, the retnick jeff foxworthy, and ron white, too hilarious man

@carlalongerbeam774

5 ай бұрын

And Bill Engvall.

"Came in limping, nose bleeding like a greyhound bus overturned and hes trying to get help or something" lmfao damn. I havent laughed that hard in a long time hahaha

Let’s hope we see the 4 horseman of the blue collar tour back together again. If the eagles can do it…come on guys.

@michaelrnahas4425

2 жыл бұрын

Highly unlikely because Bill Engvall is currently doing his farewell tour

@hanc37

2 жыл бұрын

@@marlanegohl4091 He's not dead, but he is retiring.

@marlanegohl4091

2 жыл бұрын

@@hanc37 my bad. Believed a rumor. Sorry

@terrymcvicker7064

2 жыл бұрын

Not all the originaleagles did a comeback

@jman0870

2 жыл бұрын

Jeff Foxworthy isn’t even funny

Let me tell you that’s funny right there

We need newscasters to be more like this.

@colleenstevens7651

Жыл бұрын

They are so tight you can hear their underwear squish practically in their seat😂😂

@darenjodar2247

Жыл бұрын

Yes

Greyhound , a step below hitchhiking.

Every time a freak dies, an angel rings a bell.

His accent makes the jokes 10x better 🤣🤣🤣

@jimmysullivan6118

2 жыл бұрын

He really doesn't have that accent. I saw him in a interview and he explained it

@themedic4050

2 жыл бұрын

What aksent?

@jimmysullivan6118

2 жыл бұрын

@@themedic4050 his southern accent

@justincalhoun7401

2 жыл бұрын

Yea its kind of funny if you here his real voice he sounds nothing like this its kinda high pitched lol

@carywest9256

Жыл бұрын

He's from Pawnee,Nebraska.

Used to work fairs and carnivals when they came to town. Started as a cashier selling tickets until old enough to work the joints and buck tub. Enjoyed it.

" Now that's funny right there I don't care who you are"

"$0.08 a day? You can't keep a gerbil alive for $0.08 a day!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love love LOVE my COUNTRY. Go to another one and you will be just peachy WHEN YOU COME HOME

@jerryhammack1318

2 жыл бұрын

So some one really knows! I'm from Texas originally and when I got back to the US I kissed that nasty Detroit International Airport tarmac! Home in the United States 🇺🇸!

Larry for president!!!

Beautiful

Yes that is right!!!

I got to meet Larry at McCurdy's comedy club in Bradenton Fl. Back in the late 90's, I still have My Get-R-Done tee shirt.

Everyone's favorite!

That's the best description of a freak accident I've ever heard.

"Not again". Lololol!!!

I love Larry the Cable Guy

Great comedy! LOL!

thanks for sharing

A fart stuck sideways Hahaha

Good one

i almost pissed myself laughing

The joke with those women and Bill Clinton has got to be the best part of this clip

Good stuff!!

looks like you hit every one of those buffets Larry lol

It still is a freak accident. A freak having an accident.

Funny... all the best from New Zealand

Maybe the bleeding guy was in a freak accident.

@dougpeters1625

2 жыл бұрын

lol!

I closed my eyes and thought it was mater from the movie cars 😂

@robertprado5125

2 жыл бұрын

It was Mater 😉

Me and my dad always liked this guy.

"Freak Accident" reminds me of a George Carlin line..."The San Diego Freeway was the scene of a freak accident today, as 3 freaks in a camper crashed into 6 freaks in a van..."

Larry is greatest ❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂😂

Get er done

Did anyone notice 0:20 He says Dadgum

Was a stagetech & met Larry when he first started ..

that right there is funny

LOL, stop, I must catch my breath.

Fartoprack def meaning a fart that makes your back crack

Larry for President the us is a joke we need a good comedian for president in 2024

The bus from port Antonio to Kingston Jamaica is much slower

He would have saved money flying standby,for sure. I priced Trailsway and Greyhound bus back in the sixties from Dallas to Washington DC. 3 days with lots of stops and figured about $20 a day in food and then called the airlines and it was way cheaper to fly.That is what sunk them.

@bluecollar58

2 жыл бұрын

In the mid seventies Trailways and Greyhound were in a price war and it was 49.95 to go anywhere they traveled. I spent over a month combined doing three and four way trips across Country. I was in my late teens , I met a lot of interesting people and learned that the worst part of any town in America is in close proximity to Bus Terminals.

@308dad8

2 жыл бұрын

No Greyhound loves over selling buses. Back in 2006 I road a bus from Hinesville GA to Memphis, TN and it took 3 days because they decided to sell tickets on a full bus and I was stuck sleeping on the floor in a bus station until another bus was on the way. I wonder how many people never made it home for Christmas because they bought the Greyhound tickets. It was cheap though or I wouldn’t have gone home for Christmas.

Grandpa Larry gets better with age.

@lindafisher4221

Жыл бұрын

Hello dear I feel shy to do this can I have your Facebook or Instagram name so that we talk

dadgum! holy-smokes!

Yeah I heard get on the bus or get under it one time. And I thought to myself well I'll just write on the bumper

So funny

Damn he's funny.

Yes, that's a freak accident. Love the Bill Clinton joke

I knew the first time I heard him on the ron and ron radio show here in Florida that he was going Big time..

Please come do a show in Sask Canada

119 days 🤣🤣

Not again 🤣

Why is it than every time i get drunk I got this guy up…..

Lol

Who else noticed the mountain turned into a building?

Yeah my 1st bus ride across the country I realized that about the 32nd small town we stopped at that it wasn't a straight through bus trip. Speaking of hitchhiking, you don't see many people doing it anymore

There was a freak accident on the highway. Five hippies were injured when their VW bus crashed while avoiding another hippie crossing the highway.

Does he still talk about the starving Pygmies in New Guinea or have the PC Police made him stop? Personally I was amazed that his tow truck alter ego got away with saying "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!" at the end of Cars.

Two clowns in a knife fight? I smell som new entertainment right there 🤔😏👍

not again LOL

Lmfa unless he was in front of a new england crowd or he's was currently in new england that stop and shop reference. Haha Or as I call "Chop and Chop"

💪💪💪🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👊🤙

I rode a Grayhound bus from Ark. To Albany NY back in 2009- 38 dang hours and 9 bus changes with 2 one hour layovers and a filthy toilet on the buses - NEVER AGAIN

I wonder if some people can remember the proposal for kites of some sort to be used by people to jump out of skyscrapers if the building was hit by an airplane? This would have been right after 9-11. That freak accident joke triggered this memory I have, almost certian it is true,

Eeeh... This video needs subtitles. I speak English, and some more. But whatever his language is, I definetly don't understand. Wooh, that sounds like it was spoken on a stallion at Trafalgar Square! Still true though. But don't get mad.

😂😂😂😂

I once waited 12 hours in Phoenix, Arizona, on a layover to Pamona, California, due to mechanical trouble on the plane. It would have been faster to rent a car and drive there.

@bozoleclown7671

Жыл бұрын

But still faster than a greyhound bus lol

"Unbenounced"? That felt out of place like a clown in a knife fight.

@pareidolist

Жыл бұрын

Unbeknownst

Fan that wants to attempt to maybe make a class klown for the people who pay to chuckle like a bowl of jello

I traveled Greyhound once, 400 mile trip took 18 hours. NEVER again.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tell MATH to figure it out for itself.

"I went from Sanford Florida" What the heck were you doing in Sanford, there's nothing down there but... Oh... research....

Here's a joke for you Larry the Cable Guy: You don't see a "Now Hiring" at a Mortuary!

@michaelpiatkowskijr1045

2 жыл бұрын

Could be "now hiring" at the cemetery.

@nickefgen9219

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah....their all dying to get in

@jeannie2548

2 жыл бұрын

Had to have my right leg amputated below the knee...I already have one foot in the grave! Lol 🤣

@johnny5fingers0966

2 жыл бұрын

Here's one. " I'm ok. A little shaken up but I'm ok. I just got done giving my statement to the police. I can't believe I was robbed at the 711 in broad daylight on my way to work this morning. They got everything. All my money. The cops asked me if I knew who robbed me. I said yes . They asked if I would be willing to point them out in a lineup. I said no need , The thief is right outside.....it was pump number two."

@jeannie2548

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnny5fingers0966 Don't cha know? Good one!! 👍

This is where bumper stickers come from just refer to Forrest Gump

I was wondering what Larry's been up to, go to see him again

@krystalstarrett6760

Жыл бұрын

The clock keeps ticking...for Larry too. Sadly.

I used to ride Greyhound but the saddle got too big and I got saddle sore

@tillymynt9054

2 жыл бұрын

Help…… what’s this man’s name . Funny as hell .

@icarustheother8591

2 жыл бұрын

@@tillymynt9054 🥰😋🤭

Ya

😄😂

Re used joke joke from Geechy Guy. Definition of Freak accident

damn i dont know what it is, but I'm pretty sure his accent makes it so he doesn't look fat, he jus looks cool

"94 percent said 'not again'c!

Never rode a Greyhound .. always Continental ..

its him he s the guy who tow mater

@TOMMOROWGAME.ROOM.

Жыл бұрын

i mean who played tow mater

Hey, those parachute s have the least complaints there ever was….

FUNNY STUFF!!!!!

I miss carnivals that had freak shows. Freaks gotta eat, don't they?

Mr Hastings is ok

Yes we need more comedy on tv also. Everything on tv is about murders or what ever

@johnverley

6 ай бұрын

now you can't have a show without sex and gays and lesbians and raceswitching white actors for black actors the left have destroyed everything.