To make it more family friendly, they removed all of the drinking and smoking references to candy and root beer, which makes it seem like the kids are being punished for doing childlike things. 🤦🏽‍♀️

@reannagordon

Жыл бұрын

Disney is so scared of those conservative family groups coming after them for not being “family friendly”, everything begins to looks bad. Girl Meets World is a perfect example. The plot and especially the dialogue was unbelievably hard to watch. I couldn’t get through the first episode after rewatching it several years later as an adult. They couldn’t even talk about serious topics like Boy Meets World did when it had more freedom on ABC.

@filmfreakbecky

Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking this too! Although it would be pretty off putting seeing a bunch of real kids smoking in this movie, I liked how they did it in the original cartoon to show that these bad adult habits can lead to consequences, and by now showing the kids just having root beer and candy it takes away that theme/message :/

@cupidbaby78

Жыл бұрын

Subliminal messenging they cut off root and than another child said root beer right after the very first one in that scene so "Beer, root beer"....

@leiretxu_99

Жыл бұрын

I mean, when children nowadays think of misbehaving, they don't usually mean smoking ciggars, but eating forbidden food such as candy. We're not in the 1940s anymore

@TheDawnofVanlife

Жыл бұрын

@@leiretxu_99 Maybe over eating candy, but who cares if kids drink root beer?

Gepetto letting Pinocchio go to school by himself shows both how the original kid died and that Gepetto has learned absolutely nothing.

@andreasmeelie1889

Жыл бұрын

I surprisingly didn't think about that. XD

@arianawinters5197

Жыл бұрын

😂

@koni00004

Жыл бұрын

💀

@izzywoods794

Жыл бұрын

Didnt even walk mans the first day

@amethystwolf5373

Жыл бұрын

My dad always took me to school and back as a kid to make sure I get there up until high school. When I go to high school he would have me wait in his car until the school bus showed up before leaving even when the bus stop was a block away from our house.

Geppetto has a semi Jewish old man accent, the blue fairy is British, the schoolteacher has an Italian accent, some dolls are French, Pinochio had no accent and Jiminny has a southern drawl. So much for keeping the origin of the story.

@thealmightycrisprat

Жыл бұрын

not americans just saying they dont have an accent….

@fia1409

Жыл бұрын

I mean what did u expect? All American accents? Im not really a fan of the movie, but I don’t think the accents take away from the story at all tbh. I actually quite like the diversity it adds.

@PtylerBeats

Жыл бұрын

Pinocchio has “no accent?” What exactly do you think “no accent” sound like?

@Unseen420

Жыл бұрын

@@PtylerBeats I still love to hear people say "No accent". Like someone is capable of speaking wuithout one :D

@axesandrabbits7226

Жыл бұрын

The school teacher sounded both Italian and French at times... Wtf were they trying to do?

calling the beast "a divorced math teacher" has to be Alex's sickest burn yet

The whole “Let’s turn children into donkeys and then use them for work,” always seemed extremely terrifying to me.

@SawyerAshIsMe

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I watched the OG when I was 3 and it had- and still does haunt my dreams

@iclynnx

Жыл бұрын

@@SawyerAshIsMe When you were 3?? Who lets a 3yo watch a family movie that is 6+ at the very least? I don't think kids need to be shielded too much from dark stories, but a 3yo is a little too young to stray from toddler-friendly animations.

@Iwillone

Жыл бұрын

The was probably the only movie where the villain got away

@fernandozavaletabustos205

Жыл бұрын

A reminder that Guillermo del Toro is making their own version of Pinocchio, and that one looks a lot more promising!

@cafeAmericano

Жыл бұрын

Well you know the whole analogy to that? Dick around too much in your life when you are young you pay for it when you're older when you make a jackass of yourself. Old before your time working dead-end jobs as the people who actually applied themselves get ahead.

I mean I found the original Pinocchio pretty terrifying

@carlosbradshawstudentehs7896

Жыл бұрын

its not as terrifying as carlo callodis original book

@trinaq

Жыл бұрын

Seconded, it gave me terrors as a child, particularly the donkey scene! 😱

@87alsjth

Жыл бұрын

The child trafficking, the donkey scene, and of course freaking Monstro. The scene where he pretended to close his eyes to trick the fish into thinking he was sleeping was creepy and don’t get me started on his sneezing. Not to mention how he could move as fast as a freaking freight train. Lord.

@melynn_0355

Жыл бұрын

yeah it always gave me an off feeling

@escaramujo

Жыл бұрын

@@carlosbradshawstudentehs7896 well, that's the 'original' Pinocchio. And indeed is grotesque and gore.

I wish someone made a version of Pinocchio where the lying would play integral part in the story, and would get him in trouble, and when he told the truth, it would be resolved. Like a nice moral story for children, not a horror story for parents about the dangers of sending your kid to school alone...

@julianneloy6010

Жыл бұрын

Seriously. 🤣 'What the heck was this movie?!' The book was somehow even 100x worse.

@maxm.m.7219

15 күн бұрын

When I was a kid, my brother and I rented out the live-action version of Pinocchio (The first one), and in that movie there actually IS a scene where his lying causes consequences. It actually also happens to be the scene where Pinocchio finds out that when he lies his nose grows, and I truly love it, because it freaks him out. So this scene actually takes place when he goes to school. When they're having class, a boy kicks Pinocchio in the leg to bully him, and Pinocchio, thinking it's a game, kicks him back. Except that it really hurts the boy, since Pinocchio is made out of wood. The teacher then comes over and asks Pinocchio what is going on. The other boy tells the teacher Pinocchio kicked him, after which Pinocchio panics and says it wasn't him. His nose then grows, to everyone (including Pinocchio's) shock. Noticing his nose grow makes Pinocchio get anxious and come up with excuses, and more lies about a man climbing in through window and kicking the boy, or that the boy kicked himself, etc. Each time his nose gets longer, Pinocchio gets more and more anxious, because he realizes everyone sees through his lies, and the teacher keeps getting angrier and angrier. His nose gets so long, though, that it touches the rag used to wipe chalk off the schoolboard (that the teacher was holding), which causes Pinocchio to sneeze, causing chalk to get all over the teacher's face. It then cuts to him getting kicked out of school, and him feeling genuine remorse over the humiliation he faced, and covering the teacher in chalk.

Even as a kid, I always thought it was so weird that the kids in Pinocchio were essentially portrayed as evil (or at least bad enough to justify being turned into donkeys) when all they did was smoke and play pool. The fact in this one, all they did was drink soda and smash things they were told were okay to smash is just hilarious.

@kaysosmooth4461

Жыл бұрын

Ig it’s setting an example of like wat happens wen u don’t listen to ur Conscience n let it be ur guide and to be good , Disney was big on dat back den

@stevkyt2374

Жыл бұрын

@@kaysosmooth4461 Looks like you never went to school.

@StewartFletcher

7 ай бұрын

Well, they drink beer in the old movie, not soda...

@insulttothehumanrace3807

Ай бұрын

Also pool/billiards was pretty exclusively a gambling game in the 40s, definitely not something they wanted kids playing. Today... billiards is still played that way some places, but it's also in a lot of casual fun places and isn't nearly as stigmatized. So even keeping that in it still doesn't have the significance it did in the original.

"I'm collecting stupid little boys and I take them to pleasure island" "Pleasure island?... But the law!" "They never come back... As boys" That shit hit different as an adult

@khfan4life365

Жыл бұрын

That was to most pedo thing I’ve heard in a Disney movie. 😨

@samiyahwilliams206

Жыл бұрын

For real like for one it’s called “pleasure island “ I think that just says enough right there ..! And also “they never come back as boys “ yeah I think we all know how that ends …..

@SheisGraceful

Жыл бұрын

Breaks my heart :(

@jacksongibbs8998

Жыл бұрын

I think the Pleasure Island subplot might have been the inspiration for Poppy Playtime: kids go some place they think will be fun only to be transformed into something else and sold like cattle.

@vilmavenla

Жыл бұрын

i was kinda confused, but then i remebered the donkeys and it all made sense.....

At least the original Pinocchio had morals connected with the terrifying scenes (the scene where Lampwick gets turned into a donkey still haunts me)

@thehourman7602

Жыл бұрын

It’s honestly kinda sad how much they butchered it here

@piegirl8263

Жыл бұрын

@Productive Elf 😂 amazing

@mysticcangel1654

Жыл бұрын

@@piegirl8263 what's the disturbing movie called?

@piegirl8263

Жыл бұрын

@@mysticcangel1654 Pinocchio?

@M.E.Pearson

Жыл бұрын

Lol. Don't ask why but that was my favorite part

I feel like taking the beer and smoking out of Pleasure Island was a bad decision because it was supposed to show that they were doing all of the wrong things and they could do what they want. They kind of took all of their lessons out lol

@GachaReact2024

Жыл бұрын

They could've used Ginger Ale and no one would know the difference

@sparco956

Жыл бұрын

The real lesson is eating Popeyes Candy Cigs is the sin

*_Tom Hanks went from voicing a boy's toy to voicing the maker of a boy toy. Neat!_* 😊

I hate how they basically removed the moral complications of Pinocchio's actions and choices making the point of Pinocchio being a morality tale completely worthless and leaving the story in and of itself a hollow husk of what it's supposed to be.

@rigelb9025

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to 2022, my friend. And add to that : Disney, 2022.

@Wildstar40

Жыл бұрын

***Voice of Phil Hartman*** "So Pinocchio is a Pinocchi No."

@NoxAtlas

Жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I knew this was about to happen. The original Disney movie showed the boys smoking and drinking alcohol and portrayed this as a bad thing. Nowadays if anyone ever dared to show that, Karens and snowflakes would completely lose their shit and try to cancel the movie for "promoting smoking and alcoholism".

@bean7938

Жыл бұрын

To me it seems at very least a basic yet extreme story of stranger danger. They removed the blame from kids and emphasized how there are adults that will abuse kids. Instead of an influencer reference maybe they should have done an Epstein one 🤷

@questworldiangreenknight7455

Жыл бұрын

That’s how modern Hollywood types want it. Morals are scarce there and they want everyone to not give a heck anymore.

The original Pinocchio movie is already terrifying on its own right. The one with Lampwick turning into a donkey while screaming his mother as his donkey went insane, crashing everything down is disturbing enough.

@keli15yearsago6

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@87alsjth

Жыл бұрын

And Pinocchio’s stressed out and horrified face watching Lampwick turn into a donkey. Jesus lol.

@trinaq

Жыл бұрын

Likewise, even though it was done by silhouette, it was still frightening and effective.

@undeadladybug7723

Жыл бұрын

I still have to hide behind a pillow when that part comes on, same deal with the pink elephants in Dumbo.

@starmaker75

Жыл бұрын

and then there the book version where Pinocchio was hanged and nearly died

I think they should have used a real puppet for Pinnochio and a male actor who's tall and red haired who looks like a fox. You're right anamorphic animals make no sense in this world.

@cartooncritique6625

Жыл бұрын

They arguably didn't make sense in the original story either, but it's a fairytale with magic wish-granting fairies and a talking cricket, so it's forgivable.

@lopnezk1320

Жыл бұрын

A red head in a Disney movie? Forget about it.

@ItsEricaBeyetch

Жыл бұрын

@Cartoon Critique the fairy and Jiminy cricket are visions only Pinnochio sees though not all the towns people

@lexifox37

Жыл бұрын

It's called a fairytale meaning there will be talking animals

@Letyparatore

Ай бұрын

Once again you don't get it because is the italian stories that all of you can't understand. Maybe you get this 'cause I know for sure even other countries use this word for this meaning, the fox symbolizes a person who wants to deceive you. when someone necessarily wants to be smart or wants to deceive you we say "oh you're being the fox?". And then it's a fairytale, what you expect?

Crazy how this has the exact same premise, message and ending that the Del Toro one had but executed SO horribly

You know we've gone full meta when we won't even depict "bad" things like smoking or drinking on screen to teach why they're bad, because we don't want to show "bad" things on screen anymore. Because they're bad and we can't show bad things to kids. Like, how the hell are you supposed to have a moral to the story then?

@bambinaforever1402

Жыл бұрын

And a black coloured ballerina and fairy u are all right with? 🤮

@StopmotionStudios13

Жыл бұрын

@@bambinaforever1402 Yes and you should be too. Brian makes a good point you are just showing yourself to be an asshat

@hyfrchloe

Жыл бұрын

@@bambinaforever1402 what’s wrong with that…..

@dorkup5

Жыл бұрын

@@bambinaforever1402 Fairies are fictional and. Black people... exist??? Found the racist guys

@juuchan5795

Жыл бұрын

@@hyfrchloe its the 1890s Italy, that's why. at least give context or make the fairy all blue and say it's a completely magical creature, not a glowing human.

I cant even begin to imagine how terrifying pleasure island will be in Del Toro's stop-motion remake

@thehourman7602

Жыл бұрын

It’s not gonna be in it, the Coachman is confirmed to not be in the film.

@DanielleBaum

Жыл бұрын

I think that was a disney creation wasn't it?

@tootbender6935

Жыл бұрын

@@thehourman7602 *WHAT DO YOU MEAN WERE NOT GONNA DEL TORO'S TAKE ON THE DONKEY TRANSFORMATION*

@Stellar_Ella

Жыл бұрын

@@DanielleBaum off topic but what movie is your picture from? The squirrel is so cute!!

@DanielleBaum

Жыл бұрын

@@Stellar_Ella the disney robin hood from the 60s! its the girl squirrel:D

The remakes are so that the IP doesn't become public so Disney can keep profits from them. Disney can only own the IP for so long until it becomes public pretty much. So remakes will renew the licensing.

@cloudylemon2975

Жыл бұрын

So you're telling me in like 80 years we're getting another remake!!??

@darao.4907

Жыл бұрын

this makes so much sense now

@cartooncritique6625

Жыл бұрын

...which explains why they're all so sh1t. They only exist to maintain the license.

@mushmouf1400

Жыл бұрын

not sure chief. Pinocchio is already public domain as the og author has been dead over 100 years as with the other fairy tales hijacked by Disney. They cant own the story but their own individual creation. and each movie would be a separate entity. You guys, Disney can recognize a good story but totally cant create one without borrowing.

@MrHankyPoo78

Жыл бұрын

@Mush Mouf Keep In mind that most of the stories are public domain. It's the likeness of the character(s) that they need to keep. This is called copywrite. The story is irrelevant.

I honestly think Disney saw that two Pinocchio films were slated to release this year and went, "Wait, we haven't remade that one yet!" and pushed it out as fast as possible. Here's hoping the Del Toro Pinocchio is a masterpiece

So, basically…they took out the moral dilemma Pinocchio has to deal with to become a real boy in exchange for making him this pure hero who is naïve with no other character trait but can do no wrong because hero and also that would take too much work…thus completely destroying the whole point of the movie. Yep, sounds about right for modern Disney.

@MbitaChizi

Жыл бұрын

Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤

@lauraw2526

Жыл бұрын

For real, though. I don't get why they're so afraid to make flawed main characters. Pinocchio was perfectly likable as a naive innocent who makes bad choices.

@RNS_Aurelius

Жыл бұрын

Mass media is scared of nuance and moral ambiguity

@meequalsbookworm3029

Жыл бұрын

Right? Where’s Walt when you need him?

@isislemons303

Жыл бұрын

@@meequalsbookworm3029 Walt didn't want Mickey to be flawed eaither

I'll never forget the donkey scene from the original. The kid screaming to Pinocchio to help him while his hands turn into hooves, him crying to his mother until he starts braying... All of those kids shoved into small and crowded wooden boxes, waiting to be sent to mines, to the circus,... And probably some of them could have been sold for meat. None of them got a happy ending. None.

@zigzagintrusion

Жыл бұрын

I haven’t watched the original for that exact reason lol If I ever do, I’ll skip the entire pleasure island sequence

@en4833

Жыл бұрын

Well, probably not for meat since donkey meat isn't all that popular, and they would be much more valuable as workers.

@vilmavenla

Жыл бұрын

@@en4833 its so sad tho. they'll never get to see their family again, working In mines as a donkey for eternity....

@LilyZerep

Жыл бұрын

Oh my God yes! I remember skipping that part along with the Monstro. I completely forgot about the donkey scene until I came across it several years back and it was disturbing as hell 😳 To see the boys who went full donkey, crying, the kids who turned donkeys but still had their voices and Lampwick's scream for his mother while changing 😨

@vilmavenla

Жыл бұрын

@@LilyZerep so disturbing...

I can’t help but think that the writers for this movie mixed up the original with Shrek 2 and thought that lying to get the key was how out of that cage

I think Pinocchio is being remade so much is because it’s an easy movie to be changed but still have the same morals. Like making certain scenes darker and others lighter.

In Italy Pinocchio is a beloved tale, originally written by Carlo Collodi, set in Tuscany, and many Italian movies have been directed about it. But to me it is a real pity that in both Disney movies, the old one and the recent one (and also the recent Italian one) the last part of the story is cut off, while being the best part because it gives fullfillment. After returning home from their adventure with Monstro (from which they escape thanks to a talking tuna fish) Geppetto comes down with a fever and Pinocchio takes care of him. During the day he works in a farm in place of the farmer's donkey, that is sick and near to his death. Pinocchio recognizes him immediately, he's Lampwick (Lucignolo in Italian), and this brings to the heartbreaking scene of Lampwick's death (actually my favourite scene of the whole story because it is packed with emotions). Pinocchio is paid a little money and a warm glass of milk that he gives to his ill father, Geppetto, helping him heal. Moreover at night he studies for school. This is the moment in which he is rewarder by the Fata Turchina (Fairy Godmother) and is turned into a real boy. Not because of a single heroic selfless gesture, but with everyday hardwork, learning his lessons about life and honesty little by little, actually showing care towards his loved ones. That's why in my opinion the best pinocchio movie the Roberto Benigni one, the 2002 one. Or if you are curious you could also check out the older Italian Pinocchio movies that are visually quite scary but wonderful, like the Luigi Comencini six episode series "The adventures of Pinocchio" (1972) which is a classic.

@claudiamirandola1305

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@nar9331

Жыл бұрын

il commento che cercavo! ❤

@claudiapelliccia2913

Жыл бұрын

@@becapratt6284 Thank you very much, I didn't know that one! I will check it out😊

@crazyfire9470

Жыл бұрын

I think he got ill from being inside monstro for so long compared to the movies

@TeylaDex

Жыл бұрын

disney fucks up all stories they steal... it's just their style...

Something pretty sad: y'know the scene where Gepetto discovers Pinocchio went to Pleasure Island, it's sort of implied that he lost his son when he went to Pleasure Island, as he is openly horrified.

@calebray1834

Жыл бұрын

He may have possibly lost his original son at Pleasure Island. It did seem like a not again type of response.

@P.e.m.a.

Жыл бұрын

Wow. That would be an interesting theory.

@chilichinashop

Жыл бұрын

I wish they expanded a bit on this, because it’s an *actually* interesting addition to the original story. But you know Disney remakes can only fumble the bag 🙄

@calebray1834

Жыл бұрын

And in this scenario it basically means that yeah his original son might be still alive out there somewhere but is actually suffering a fate worse than death. Ouch.

@sludgeness1

Жыл бұрын

Well, since Tom Hanks is in the film, the horror could be about Epsteins Island, when people discover he was a regular and once purchased a 13yr old girl.

As a kid, I was so terrified with the first Disney Pinocchio movie that I never dared to watch it again.

@pattigee1

Жыл бұрын

Me too. It belongs in the trash heap of my bad memories.

How disney gets the motivation to make movies now: Money

as a chronic cat owner, I can confirm that all cat owners talk to their cats like they're little people also I can't believe they decided Pinocchio is just medieval Astro Boy now

@KngGammingZ

Жыл бұрын

Yes we do.

@englishatheart

Жыл бұрын

If you truly had cats, you'd know we don't own them. I don't like applying the term "own" to any living being, but cats are definitely not possessions. They're the bosses.

@TWO000

Жыл бұрын

@@englishatheart Can't tell if you're serious or not...

@twigfallxx1010

Жыл бұрын

@@englishatheart . . . w h a

@mischr13

Жыл бұрын

@@englishatheart as the saying goes: a dog sees us and thinks "this creature provides me with love, food and shelter. they must be God". a cat sees us and thinks "this creature provides me with love, food and shelter. I must be God"

I'm gonna bet that the reason WHY this remake makes it so that Pinocchio doesn't do anything wrong or naughty is because they don't want kids to model his behavior and for parents to complain. However, it loses the entire point of the story in the process.

@questworldiangreenknight7455

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@kevinsaviro2708

Жыл бұрын

Its insulting the viewer’s intelligence

@calebray1834

Жыл бұрын

Right, it’s missing the entire point of the movie.

I will not forget that one part where Pinocchio's catching Gepetto up on everything in classic Disney fashion and he just goes, 'And we learned to DRINK-erm, I don't remember what it's called-' Imagine being a parent and your kid goes off and says he learned to drink

I would love to see a Pinocchio movie with an alternate ending of Pinocchio being turned into a real human boy, tracking down and busting the child smuggling ring. Where afterwards he is put into witness protection as Eric from little mermaid.

What we learn from the remake: - lying is good - getting kidnapped is good - smoking cigarettes and drinking root beer is so great!

@Undefinedde

Жыл бұрын

😂

@vilmavenla

Жыл бұрын

-Kids should be punished for having fun!!!!!!!!!

@NIDELLANEUM

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if this is done in a "reverse psychology" way

@reyhanedmond5843

Жыл бұрын

No, its to never trust sgrangers, peer pressure is bad, never lie.

@randomgrinn

Жыл бұрын

Apparently in the original he drank actual beer, smoked a cigar, and loved smashing stuff. This is the flavorless, 'safe' version. All life drained out of it.

The craziest thing is that in Walt Disney's will he didn't want any remakes of his original movies. They recently came across that and wasn't supposed to make anymore remakes and HERE WE ARE with a super creepy version on Pinocchio 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️. It's just so sad that Disney the company isn't respecting Walt Disney final wish.

@alexsanderivan6511

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, it's hard to find something Disney DOES respect

@zenmasterorwhatever

Жыл бұрын

Greed trumps empty promises

@laura121684

Жыл бұрын

@@alexsanderivan6511 Money. There's always money.

@lildinosaur8856

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but NOW it has Black people are you not just SOOOOOOO happy? 🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️💔

@j.i.r608

Жыл бұрын

He was also against the idea of sequels

I really WANT that plot twist!! Alex, time to make your OWN Pinocchio movie....

5:02 This version of Geppetto is clearly a maniac.

@zeldagameryt4018

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he’s been sniffing too much sawdust if you know what I’m saying

I believe the message from the 1940's scene was "A lie grows until it is as plain as the nose on your face." Which is honestly really good advice for little kids. So of course this version undercuts that and uses the nose growing gimmick to get him out 'cause of course "we can't have a fairy come and give him a get out of jail free card like the original, people will say that's just lazy writing".

@lauraw2526

Жыл бұрын

It's the same with every remake, they completely misunderstand the message of their earlier work and try to "improve" it by having no message at all - or one that completely contradicts the good messages of the original.

@anthonybury8446

Жыл бұрын

On top of that, pleasure island was meant to tell kids that, hey, it’s actually not so great to drink and smoke, but by replacing it with root beer and candy the only threat is obesity? The whole movie just feels like the result of a big game of telephone, but instead of a sentence it’s the entirety of the first movie’s plot and themes

@TheLordOfAllCats

Жыл бұрын

@@anthonybury8446 I have never heard a better summary of disney movie (or any movie/tv show) ever.

Pinocchio's portrayal of child trafficking is terrifying but I guess its somewhat realistic once they have you there's no second chances or happy endings really... the boys who were sent of to slave away as donkey's forever probly never saw their families again. pretty traumatizing for a children's film but the message is strong.

@englishatheart

Жыл бұрын

Donkeys*

@andreasmeelie1889

Жыл бұрын

Pinnochio, the original, was actually made during World War 2 and while the donkey scene happened in the book and Walt Disney happened to be following the book. I wonder if people back in the day thought about people at the Holocaust camps as well as the kids while watching that donkey scene. It completely breaks my heart and sends chills down my spine at the mere thought of it. :(

@JonSmith-hk1bq

Жыл бұрын

@@andreasmeelie1889 Pinocchio was wrapping up production by the time Germany invaded Poland and kicked off the war, and almost two years before American involvement. For that matter, the worst of the Holocaust was still a couple years in the future and the American public wouldn't grasp the full extent of the horrors until after the war. If anything, the choice of basing a movie around an Italian children's book is kinda interesting. Two years later, Disney would be producing anti-Italian propaganda.

@DarthEquus

Жыл бұрын

It's even worse in the book: Lampwick/Candlewick gets sold to a farmer, and Pinocchio sees him again after he becomes a real boy and starts working for such farmer to support the ill Geppetto. And that's because Lampwick is dying from being overworked. "You know, for kids!" -That Guy With The Glasses

ive never seen either of these movies but when alex said they kidnapped boys to take to pleasure island, my heart fucking dropped

17:35 Bro this one part had me DIEING

As a cat petson, Geppetto talking to his cat as if it was responding is normal for us. Same with the dad jokes. He's chill.

@pfp-underwater

Жыл бұрын

Is that a pun or a typo?

@cinnaxbunbun

Жыл бұрын

Exactly like that was pretty accurate 😂

@somethinboutkat

Жыл бұрын

it was accurate but i felt so bad for Figaro when Geppetto made Pinocchio dance towards them. poor thing was terrified

@1D991

Жыл бұрын

@@pfp-underwater We may never know. A Freudian pun?

@Unseen420

Жыл бұрын

That's exactly the point of what he's saying :D lol

"It's 1940s Disney, so I'm gonna assume the worst." I couldn't stop laughing at that line. I almost choked on my water. 🤣

@iclynnx

Жыл бұрын

Lol yeah, I rewatched Pinocchio to compare the remake, and I noticed the lips and calling him a gypsy once, which was used in an offensive way back then. Funny, because I had recently watched Hunchback of Notre Dame too.

@danhiggins99

Жыл бұрын

another funny line that made me laugh: 7:00

@peepsg

Жыл бұрын

And it never made for kids and I mean is Disney was never made for kids when it originally for everyone (usually for adult to watch this anyway)

@claudiamirandola1305

Жыл бұрын

The story wasn't developed by Disney! It's from an Italian novel by Carlo Collodi

@Attmay

Жыл бұрын

Walt was based without even trying to be.

2:19 - Part 1: The Birth of Pinocchio 6:27 - Part 2: The Puppet Show 13:26 - Part 3: Pleasure Island 17:48 - Part 4: Monstro 19:54 - Part 5: Conclusion

Honestly this whole thing felt like a ploy to keep a trademark

Is it just me or did the blue fairy’s “wings” look less like a pair of wings and more like a whole bunch of flattened tentacles?

@tlahmed

Жыл бұрын

You make a solid observation

@Finozzi96

Жыл бұрын

is it just me or does the blue fairy looks like G I Jane 2?

@BlazeHeartPanther

Жыл бұрын

@@Finozzi96 Will Smith: What you say, beetch?

@MegaKnight2012

Жыл бұрын

Praise the Blue Cthulhu

@misshollis7547

Жыл бұрын

@@Finozzi96 *you get slapped by Will Smith*

I laughed so hard at the theory that Pinocchio grew up to be Prince Eric after becoming a real boy and shutting down pleasure island, then went into witness protection.

@avivastudios2311

Жыл бұрын

Prince Eric from the Little Mermaid? But how could he become a prince. That's a cute theory tho.

@Data-Expungeded

Жыл бұрын

@@avivastudios2311 they discovered Jipettos ancient Royal family line

17:56 Listen, Alex. On first watch, it sounded like Pinocchio couldn’t take one break to breathe while he’s recapping everything in the movie. I was shocked that time!!

3:10 I'm convinced this was Disney's attempt at ripping off the Del Toro movie, because turns out Geppetto grieving over the loss of a dead son was a major plot point in that film. 7:02 This screenshot right here perfectly sums up both this movie as well as current-year Disney. 😆 12:37 It's the perfect moral from current-year Disney. 😂 13:49 Who knew the original movie was the inspiration for Epstein's island? 😳

In the original cartoon the smoking and drinking were clearly framed as a _bad_ thing, and they were a corrupting influence on Pinocchio. Also I was getting big “come to our Disney theme parks” vibes from Pleasure Island, which made it _actually_ feel icky.

@StarlightMoss

Жыл бұрын

Yeah pleasure island the *child trafficking center* should not look *anything* like Disney’s theme parks or be in *any way* appealing. It’s like they’re showing kids a white van giving away free candy and then the van just gives the kid a ride to school. Like no, please stop romanticizing terrible crimes Disney. By taking out the bad, they are potentially hurting kids. Great.

@zenmasterorwhatever

Жыл бұрын

"Pleasure" island? Arriving as boys, leaving as men? That's some nasty af pedo talk there, WTF...😶🧐 I never watched the whole original movie, kinda glad I didn't now. Ew.

@evagarcia865

Жыл бұрын

@@StarlightMoss isn’t the whole point that it *looks* appealing but it’s actually fucked up

@calebray1834

Жыл бұрын

@@evagarcia865 I think the idea was to make the island look appealing and then pull the rug out from under you.

@skratchisrandom5596

Жыл бұрын

@@evagarcia865 yes, and thats what pleasure island did in the original for the boys, while letting us, the audience, know its bad the whole time. In this movie it completely fails honestly.

I believe the reason that everyone is suddenly making Pinocchio movies is that Disney lost the exclusive rights to the visual depiction of the character and it's gone to the public domain, since the original was so long ago and they didn't make a new one in time. The story itself was always public domain, but the visual representation was owned by Disney (I could rant for hours about the way Disney has fucked over public domain but plenty of KZreadrs have done it for me and better). Disney made the remake both because the usual "let's remake our movies but WORSE because MONEY" and also because they still want people to associate Pinocchio with Disney. Edit: To clarify, I'm not 100% sure on this explanation. It's one that I've seen passed around and I couldn't find anything concrete with my limited googling to say if it's true or not.

@floricel_112

Жыл бұрын

are you sure about that? Because I remember seeing a movie and a cartoon about Pinocchio when I was a kid

@mockturtlesuppe

Жыл бұрын

But that wouldn't explain why the others are making their Pinocchio remakes, since as far as I can tell those don't really take any visual cues from the Disney version. I think you're confusing a few different things. Disney didn't own the rights to the visual depiction of the character in general - they would the rights to _their own_ 1939 version of the character. And I can't find any source to back up the statement that that copyright expired. From some (admittedly dodgy) sources I can find online, their copyright would run out on their version of Pinnochio some time after 2036. I think what you're thinking of is the recent Winnie the Pooh horror flick, which was able to be made _precisely because_ the original work by A.A. Milne went into public domain, so Disney lost its exclusive rights to it. However, again, Disney still has the rights to its own original depiction of the character, which is why the character in the horror film couldn't have a solid red shirt.

@MugWitch

Жыл бұрын

@@mockturtlesuppe Hmmm... This isn't anything proven based on fact but just guesswork, however I feel like part of why there are Pinocchio remakes this year specifically is simply because of Del Toro's. It's been a known project of his since 2008 but it got shelved and then seemed done for good by 2017 until 2018 when Netflix had acquired the production. Part of the business game is that you're not above trying to rush out something just for the sake of stealing the limelight from someone else. Disney had already announced back in 2015 that they were planning to do a remake for Pinocchio, but it didn't have a confirmed slot on their upcoming slate. With the announcement of Del Toro's project being back on in 2018, I'm guessing they bumped up whatever development for a Pinocchio remake they had as a priority in order to try and cut off attention given to Del Toro's version. Probably had to complete some projects that were in the works already to do so fully though. The Russian version with Pauly Shore was just a bonus made to mooch off of the Pinocchio hype they knew would be happening because of the announcements of these productions. It reminds me of some of the releases that are made in Europe and Russia as a response to the trend of whatever Disney's releasing.

@thezemag

Жыл бұрын

There have been other Pinocchio films since the 40s outside of Disney. The Adventures of Pinocchio.

@zyourzgrandzmaz

Жыл бұрын

It is in free domain, or at least was. Once every 40 years things become free domain until it is reserved again. That's why there's a bunch of terrible tv remakes of old movies and why occasionally there is like 5 of the same movie released in the same year

The lighting in this film is so bright I half expect that the editors did it wearing shades

the original Pinocchio scared the shit out of me as a child but that was part of the reason I loved it so much

Even as an adult, Trying to rewatch Pinocchio is terrifying to me.I get nightmares, I just get freaked out with creepy cartoon drawings.

@escaramujo

Жыл бұрын

Well, don't watch the original Dumbo, then.

@co2mc266

Жыл бұрын

@@escaramujo I watched that once as a kid that was enough for me.

@MbitaChizi

Жыл бұрын

Read my name .

@SaintJoseph911

Жыл бұрын

I feel you there. Some of the old school stuff is far more scarier than the more "realistic" stuff. I say this about video games and movies too

@Randompersonnumber3

Жыл бұрын

I like scary spooky things but Pinnochio hits my in the NOPE part of my brain that makes my skin crawl

I believe Pinocchio looking at literal horsesh!t for so long is a meta-joke Disney played on the audience which symbolizes us watching this movie 🙃

@pedrovallefin8406

Жыл бұрын

Wouldnt the scrit be a little bit better thought out if someone behind it actually have that sort of self awareness?

@amberslahlize7961

Жыл бұрын

@@pedrovallefin8406 Pinocchio has no self-awareness though...it's a perfect way to break the fourth wall without outright telling the audience that they've just been insulted...well played Disney.

@googlename7943

Жыл бұрын

@@amberslahlize7961 kinda like in lion king that dung beetle was literally rolling a piece of recycled shit

@amberslahlize7961

Жыл бұрын

@@googlename7943 Wow, another poop scene I didn't know about, that I am glad I didn't go see. Lol

@googlename7943

Жыл бұрын

@@amberslahlize7961 me too i just saw everything wrong with mention it. i think the writers are passive aggresively trying to hint to the audience that they aren't allowed to take risks and make new content

I think this was the first episode watched discovering this Channel. Now here I am dozens of videos later having seen synopses of SO MANY Disney movies I had never heard of...worth it

I will never fully understand how on earth Disney never fail to ruin a film that they themselves have ALREADY MADE. They always have to take a classic, brilliant film, batter us over the head with modern pop culture references and ¨Look at us, we mentioned this thing that the kids like nowadays¨ or ¨We got this character, but we made them SASSY. How hip are we!¨. Even them changing it to root beer or them making Pleasure Island less dark, or even making Lampwick less of a dick; the Pleasure Island scene used to terrify me as a kid, and I still hate watching it to this day. What Disney have done with the new film, however, is water it down and dilute it because nowadays people are far too sensitive to be watching that. It takes away from the overall message and I personally thoroughly dislike that. I also hate when they add characters SOLELY for the purpose of ¨They have a tragic backstory also they're disabled or gay or something idk¨. I think it's brilliant that people who are LGBTQ+ or disabled in some way are being represented, however it feels so damn forced. Every single remake I have seen from Disney has been pure dog shite and honestly terrible on its own, let alone compared to the original. I hate new-age Disney so much.

I'm looking forward to the Del Torro version; that dude does not shy away from the dark/creepy/truly horrific elements of a story (and from what I understand, the OG story of Pinnochio got pretty dark).

@DisabledDragon

Жыл бұрын

The animation looks like it will go well with the story, too.

@avengefullgirl95

Жыл бұрын

yup, i mean pinocchio doesn't really make it out of the original

@lachellerivera5624

Жыл бұрын

in the original story Pinocchio actually kills the cricket and is also very abusive towards gepetto

@anonview

Жыл бұрын

Even if his version doesn't end up as dark as people expect it to be, I'd still appreciate a well-presented movie. Like, plot points and dialogue that actually make sense instead of "Chris Pine!" 😒

"Sir, that is a cat." *Every cat owner ever evaluating just how much they talk to their cat. lolol

Gepetto finally gets what he’s been praying for and literally the next morning sends him to school alone

8:33 I like his look 😂

I haven't seen anyone mention the weirdly intimate moment Pinocchio has with the ballerina doll. They literally gaze into each others eyes and it gave me the creeps because Pinocchio is a whole child. Just gave me weird vibes

@AustynSN

Жыл бұрын

I think Disney was just trying to slightly rip off Filmation's "Pinocchio and The Emperor of the night" with the girl doll.

@Zoe-tj4ld

Жыл бұрын

same, i thought they were gonna kiss or something

@Undefinedde

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@SlapstickGenius23

Жыл бұрын

@@AustynSN I feel that the girl puppet is loosely inspired by Malvina from Buratino.

@djthegodreacts9252

Жыл бұрын

he did get flashed by a other puppet so I think he had enough for today

It’s so strange making Pleasure Island “kid friendly” and for it to be full of stuff kids irl would enjoy like soda and candy. It just tells kids that enjoying those things are wrong while in the original film the message was clear.

@Orebrohkfan

Жыл бұрын

Well if they were to put drugs and cigarettes in this remake it would probably not be "suitable for children"

@sammae4254

Жыл бұрын

@@Orebrohkfan but the point is to heavily discourage these things from children, which they're probably exposed to in the media

@andreasmeelie1889

Жыл бұрын

I feel like it was mainly because they drank and ate too much of it when they weren't allowed too because it's extremely unhealthy for the body.

@minisn3066

Жыл бұрын

I mean, who goes up to a kid and actively teach them smoking and drinking is bad? That’s not a real concern that parents have with children in today’s time. Smoking and drinking were much more prevalent in the 40s. It’s almost unheard of to see misbehaving children do those kinds of things. But eating excessive candy? That is a very genuine problem that we teach kids about today. So I don’t know, I see it as more of a reflection of changing times.

@sparrowskeleton1831

Жыл бұрын

@@minisn3066 I mean, saying “no” to these things are still taught to children. Cigarette and alcohol consumption has declined over the years among the general population (which is wonderful) but, peer pressure still happens. Drug abuse still happens. It’s important for children to learn that partaking in these activities and running wild is wrong and has consequences. Never going home because you went overboard is a pretty good way to get the message across. I agree that overconsumption of unhealthy, sugary food is a concern for children as obesity rates are increasing in many countries but, idk. I think the 2022 Pleasure Island still plays it too safe and that the punishment doesn’t fit the “crime” in this version.

This movie looks genuinely terrifying

11:26 Me to every girl I've ever met. How am I so bad at flirting with people of my own gender???

The main problem with all these remakes is this: the beats are all there, but the rhythm is all off. When you compare scenes like Nala reuniting with Simba, the Donkey scene, Mulan's Decision, Belle in the West Wing, or even the Curse from Sleeping Beauty, you can tell the writers are TRYING to get that same UMPH but because the pacing is all off it just comes off as rushed and poorly executed. Pacing is everything in a film. The reason why the donkey scene and stampede are 10x better in the originals, is because of the buildup to the payoff. But the remakes just kind of fast forward to the payoff and thus the emotions are not there because they expect us to have already seen the original.

@Hakajin

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they should've listented to CBAT.

@Double-R-Nothing

Жыл бұрын

"Beats all there, but the rhythm is off" Thats a great metaphor. I gotta use that sometime.

@Marco_Onyxheart

Жыл бұрын

That's actually really well said.

@leighmartin9187

Жыл бұрын

they just need to stop. the remakes aren't that good and it's all for money

@tcrpgfan

Жыл бұрын

And that's why the remakes that kind of wandered off and did their own thing are considered the better remakes, like the Jungle Book. Either that or, like the case with Cinderella, you get people who are at least familiar with the tone the story should be going for because let's be real here, Kenneth Branagh's history as a Shakespearian Actor and background directing Medieval Historical Dramas make him kind of perfect for that movie. He gets that it's supposed to be grand.

So Disney went from "Lying is wrong," to "Lying is good and gets you out of trouble." It's official, Disney has been taken over by kids in trenchcoats.

@margotk538

Жыл бұрын

Watch pitch meeting for this movie! Ryan said the exact same thing!

@aeonversestudios01

Жыл бұрын

@@margotk538 And now I gotta see this

@Queerlien

Жыл бұрын

Makes sense since that's exactly what disney is doing yet they still earning that coin

@misshollis7547

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes it gets you out of trouble and sometimes it’s bad. Depends on the situation

@thecensoredmuscle563

Жыл бұрын

@@misshollis7547 lying is always bad, you can always avoid telling a lie.

19:42 divorced math teacher?! I. JUST. DIED.

Your animations make me want to generate a drive in myself to illustrate. I used to draw all the time. I even made a comic book once. I miss my artistic roots.

"Cause you know, back in the day people would just die if, like, the wind changed direction or something." - Alex Myers. That has got to be the greatest quote of all time.

"They're just hard for ideas i guess" no no, they're hard pressed for money. No one asked for these damn remakes lmao ESPECIALLY (as you know) Mulan lol

@ddjsoyenby

Жыл бұрын

ikr.

@user-qv2mc3dw5o

Жыл бұрын

He already knows 😑

@nerdycurls6253

Жыл бұрын

​@@epsi yes that's the joke, they keep fucking everything up even though they have amazing IP's. They are losing money it's hilarious, these remakes are their attempts to keep there monopoly. Like how do you lose rights to your own character?

@angelaparkes451

Жыл бұрын

not to mention, pinnochio story isnt all that interesting. Like remake at least the interesting ones. Anywa, these remakes are hilarious to me. At the same time, money money money money.... mONAYY.

Pretty sure this movie was made for the same reason Aladdin was. They knew a competitor was making a highly artistic adaptation of the story so they pushed out one of their own before the other could be released. Then they conveniently planned its release for just like a month before the other so that it would hopefully tank the potential audience even further. The difference is that Aladdin was actually good.

18:13 only noticing now that's Tom Hanks

Walked in on my brother watching the pleasure island scene where the kid gets turned into a donkey, the way that child screams for help and for his momma, the way he runs around completely helpless mixing with the sounds of the donkey leaving him unable of human speech is actually terrifying and straight up almost made me, someone who never gets emotional about movies, straight up start bawling.

@Undefinedde

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

Don't know if Alex himself came up with it, but that joke about the guy having the age of consent of every country memorised made me cry laughing. That was far too funny XD

@makaylat7616

Жыл бұрын

@seeni gzty I think you replied to the wrong comment bud

@letb5569

Жыл бұрын

@seeni gzty Nope, he has the same moral problems ....the only differences is that you can see him learning from the experiences. Pinocchio is innocent and the idea that he was predispose to be evil and stupid ....was something that this one quickly switched out. I mean, he should have been tramutized by the first guy, but he got over it pretty quickly to be easily tricked by the next guy. I like this version better than the original.

@psychxmania

Жыл бұрын

i completely agree.

@nerdycat22

Жыл бұрын

The divorced math teacher got me as well.

“Why is this fish so hot?” - Alex Meyers, 2022

I think smoking and drinking in the original is an important part of the story, because a lot of kids want to grow up quickly. And showing how adult vices can result in them getting hurt is a pretty good thing

@pattigee1

Жыл бұрын

And maybe it gives them the idea.

“In the original movie at the very least Lampwick had a very tragic backstory of being a, you know, RED HEAD” I’m literally dying

@caitchapman7470

Жыл бұрын

love this xd

The Monstro scene in the original was LEGENDARY, even as an adult. And I never even saw the movie as a kid, so it's not like I was riding on nostalgia. I can't believe they made him less scary.

I haven't watched the original Pinocchio since I was a kid... so uhhh... Thanks for shattering my childhood Alex.

Pinocchio is one of the most simple Disney stories ever told! *How the hell do you screw that up?*

@pedrovallefin8406

Жыл бұрын

The disney version is simple, the original tale is a series of bizarre and complicated misadventures that would have been far more interesting to watch. You know, instead of the badly abriged "live action" version they actualy did.

@2st486

Жыл бұрын

collodi's story is actually a metaphysical mindfuck

@rachelcookie321

Жыл бұрын

I’m not sure about most simple. As a kid I did not understand what was going on in Pinocchio at all. Why were they getting turned into donkeys? Where did this whale come from? I understand it easy now but as a kid I was lost. Other Disney movies like Snow White or sleeping beauty, I understood those fine though.

@Aliensrreal

Жыл бұрын

At the end they even forgot make him a real boy Ah but no. It’s the base of the story so why would dis-include

@2st486

Жыл бұрын

@@Aliensrreal didint he become a real boy in the last shot? if you watch his legs they turn into real ones while he's walking away. or maybe it was geppetto finally losing his mind idk

The original Disney animated version of Pinnochio scared me so much as a kid, I haven’t been able to watch it in full ever since. The entire second half of the movie is complete and utter nightmare fuel.

I absolutely lost it laughing at 6:54 when animated Gepetto throws the apple and Sports Illustrated at him!!

Your comedic commentary is hilarious and genius 😂😂😂

"Just to be clear; I'm not criticizing the scene in Lightyear. I'm saying that Disney has gotten very good at misdirecting people and controlling the discourse around itself in terms of what people seem to care about on any particular day." I legit laughed so hard during this whole video, but not any more than I did at this flash of text that I kept missing across the screen. Love the editing and insert here.

28% on Rotten Tomatoes “Visually dazzling but soulless, the largely inert Pinocchio reaffirms that you should always let your conscience be your guide… away from unnecessary remakes.” It took them since Friday to finally put up a verdict Just watch the animated movie again, after 82 years it’s still one of Disney’s best

@merry_christmas

Жыл бұрын

What a perfect description. I hardly ever agree with Rotten Tomatoes, but this is spot on.

@user-dr2yz8um3d

Жыл бұрын

@@merry_christmas yep, like this seriously didn’t need to be remade The Italian version (not del Toro) version is the one that comes closest to staying to the original book’s roots

The fish being “hot” had me dying laughing

Now you HAVE to do the pauly shore one… PLEASE😂

i never understood why Pinocchio is even a children’s story. it’s a terrifying horror story.

@napalmwolf1728

Жыл бұрын

Same, I heard the original creator of Pinocchio hated kids, I guess that explains the whole donkey thing

@glockenspiel266

Жыл бұрын

Most nursery rhymes were terrifying. Before the industrial revolution it would be normal for children to die from a number of diseases and being kidnapped and abused so stories were meant as a lesson and warning for the real world

@WeiYinChan

Жыл бұрын

It’s a cautionary tale, don’t listen to strangers and follow them or you would be trafficked, don’t give into temptation and smoke and drink or you would become a donkey and get sold. It’s the perfect children story that scare kids from doing dumb shit. I’m sure it stopped plenty of otherwise stupid kids for doing dumb stuff that can get them in trouble or even killed

@97Corvi

Жыл бұрын

A lot of old italian child sltey are like that. Where i live they are called "Novelle", and their point was to make understend to Kids the dangers of the world. And many of them don't have an Happy ending XD If you what to look at other of them there is the film "The tale of tales" that Is really cool !

@jessicaable5095

Жыл бұрын

Oh the auther actually didn't like kids. He was fully intending to kill off Pinocchio but his publishers weren't having it

19:05 I never noticed that before

19:25 😂😂 LOL

The gold saucer music for the Ferris wheel lmao.

This remake is terrible! There was so much potential and disney threw it out the window. I also feel that the scenes were rushed. If you havent seen the 1940 version it would be confusing to understand what is going on in the remake. It was so disappointing compared to the 1940 version

@trinaq

Жыл бұрын

Precisely, it just seems half hearted and designed to cash in on a beloved Disney property.

@BeetleNugget

Жыл бұрын

@@trinaq I know right, the ending was so rushed aswell! In the 1940 film that is the most meaningful moment.

@kaykutcher2103

Жыл бұрын

Disney's live action remakes even though they're technically a mix of live action and animation because CGI but whatever are about twice if not thrice the length of the original 2d films and yet they do next to nothing with the time given to them compared to what the originals accomplished with an hour or so.

@Orebrohkfan

Жыл бұрын

I liked it

@noobmasterruben5167

Жыл бұрын

What wud you expect from that remake that could work? I mean I already knew it was going to be a dumpster fire the second I saw a black woman in blue fairy

The original Pinocchio was terrifying. I couldn't believe it was a kids' movie. Kids turn into donkeys and are taken away from their parents, a creepy guy tries to kill Pinnochio, and then he is eaten by a whale.

@natmze

Жыл бұрын

I remember I couldn't sleep for the whole month

@sheylaanglesey3511

Жыл бұрын

@@natmze I'm now scared of whales. This is somehow a movie for kids!?!?

@SxyChicDisney

Жыл бұрын

It wasn’t meant to be a kid’s movie. Back when the original Disney movies were coming out, they were just animated movies meant for the entire family. The fact that there were movies made entirely with animation was a marvel at that point in time.

@anonview

Жыл бұрын

Animated Pinocchio was never meant to be exclusively for kids, just like Snow White. Animation was simply a new medium that Disney wanted to develop, innovate, and incorporate. Unfortunately, the association between animated=kids grew as time went on, leading to many misconceptions that fairy tales are also supposed to be for kids.

@ClaudetteVioletta

Жыл бұрын

@@SxyChicDisney y'know what people say Animation=Kids. Who the fuck said Pinocchiow was for kids?

I like how Jiminy Cricket is simplified to a Lima bean with legs

There was also an Italian live action Pinocchio last year. At this point, I think they are just competing to see who comes up with the best one 😂

I remember being traumatised by the original as a kid to the point where I refused to watch the movie ever again. Good times, good times

@Daughter_Of_Artemis

Жыл бұрын

SAME

@KendoGurl

Жыл бұрын

Yup, the whole donkey boy “I want my Mommy” “This one can still talk” * throws in a cage* I saw it once maybe twice when I was a kid and have not watched the movie since. But that entire event. It traumatized me.

@karine-v

Жыл бұрын

Heck, I saw the original in my 30s for the first time and I was traumatized.

@meequalsbookworm3029

Жыл бұрын

Yes, good times

@MarySirenbun

Жыл бұрын

@@KendoGurl Omg saaamee! I remember crying when I rewatched it as an adult! The sad look on the donkeys faces... I just can't!!

My favorite line from the original "what do I look like a jackass?" And the Pinocchio says" haha you sure do"

@hwright423

Жыл бұрын

🤣

honestly ive watched the original disney pinnochio movie like twice and i was so petrified of it cause of the dude who collects the boys for pleasure island that i dont really remember half of the movie (as opposed to the other disney movies that ive watched at least 10 times each)

“Why is this fish so hot?!” -Alex Meyers 2022

Disney are really ruining the classics, here… I’ll admit, there’s some of the newer Live Action remakes that are OK, some good even, but they really can’t recreate what made the old movies good

@gracekim25

Жыл бұрын

if they tried to do a new telling of the story that would help instead of banking on nostogia

@Cruzr1872

Жыл бұрын

@@gracekim25 That’s the other problem too… they gamble so much on Nostalgia because that’s what made the story’s so popular, but if they differ way too much from the story, it’ll feel like “This is just a whole new movie but with *classic name* slapped on it” to make a quick buck

@MbitaChizi

Жыл бұрын

Read my name .

@EpicJoshua314

Жыл бұрын

I dunno, Tom Hanks was in this movie and I really liked his performance, along with Luke Evans, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Keegan Michael Key and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth's performances. You what they say, the movie isn't a flop if it has Tom Hanks in it.

@gwyngwyn_2416

Жыл бұрын

the only ONLY one I like is Cinderella because the OUTFITS