“And just to make sure nobody ever finds out we should film it” 😂😂😂

@mikekemp9877

Ай бұрын

the joke about the alien autopsy film was not that it was clearly a fake but all the experts who claimed the procedures were all wrong etc and would never happen in an post mortem of such importance.in actual fact they bolstered the films authenticity.the one thing that is certain is that every major autopsy has been cocked up! jfks and dianas for example! of course having harry trueman peeking through the window confirmed its authenticity! lets film it so the president can see it! why? he can see it live. hes just outside the door!

Will these so called aliens be required to pay the congestion charge? I think not. It's one rule for us, one rule for extra terrestrial beings.

@davesy6969

8 ай бұрын

True. Their spaceships don't conform to European emissions standards.

@bennylloyd-willner9667

4 ай бұрын

They knew about the charges, that's why they landed in the desert😊

@tmarritt

4 ай бұрын

I knew khan was in on it. I mean look at the name, he is a gene altered superhuman that causes a galactic war.

@robbiegrant4977

3 ай бұрын

Comin' 'ere. Stealin' our jobs.

@teleroel

2 ай бұрын

@@davesy6969 And how do you know this? Do you have any kind of proof? If they can reach Earth, they probably didn't use an old Diesel engine.

"The government is very keen that nobody should blame them for there being aliens." Considering how people in the modern internet age seem to think "The Government" really operates, that's actually an extremely valid point.

@henriqueribeiro8167

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Obama!

@mrkeogh

2 жыл бұрын

Duh Gubbermint.

@mrkeogh

2 жыл бұрын

@@henriqueribeiro8167 😗👌

@vladdracul5072

2 жыл бұрын

Well, some governments are so far removed from the needs and wants of their people that they could as well be aliens.

@cheilith1031

Жыл бұрын

it depends on what you mean, because hasn't it literally been confirmed the US and UK government spies on us all (snowden)?

I just love it that there are three British government agents in Nevada heading up the secret aliens project.

@ImVeryOriginal

Ай бұрын

Not only is the MI6 still beholden to the Royal Family, turns out the colonies are as well.

@markvoelker6620

Ай бұрын

⁠Well that explains the “abducting people for weird sex” part then.

@bierrollerful

3 күн бұрын

the whole US independence declaration was faked, *_obviously_*

Mary, because whats the point? The comedy is what matters.

Sign me up for the alien defense force.

@aadpiraat7126

3 ай бұрын

FOR DEMOCRACY

Well when you put it like that it makes much more sense that it was a high atmosphere listening device we didn't want the Soviets understanding the mechanics behind.

@John_McDonnell

11 ай бұрын

Exactly. This guy gets it. Despite what The X-Files may have you believe, since the foo fighters of WWII the U.S. government has LOVED the deniable cover of "aliens/UFOs" etc. It's a great distraction, for example see the latest UFO bullshit committee that revealed... unidentified aerial phenomena exists. No fucking shit. It's the sky. It's where all the weather and electromagnetism lives. Bugs and birds and St. Elmo and fuck all. Idiots. No one has visited us because the universe is really, really, really, really fucking big and the technology to go between stars with life-bearing planets may not be viable within our universe's physics; i.e. the light speed limit is a real bitch.

Legendary

Sheer, bloody genius! {:o:O:}

why the hell are there always arguments on these sorta things?

@boiledelephant

10 жыл бұрын

Adolescence.

@WeirdGuy4928

9 жыл бұрын

That sounds like alien talk to me.

@AngelSamael

6 жыл бұрын

At first I thought you meant people were arguing that aliens did or did not crash at Roswell because that just figures, but I cannot explain the random arguments about which inventions were invented where. And to settle the record, the British invented the first commercial steam engine and thus started the industrial revolution and we can thank every invention after that on the industrial revolution.

@ramdas363

3 жыл бұрын

Aliens.

@zacmumblethunder7466

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngelSamael I knew someone would find a way to blame the British for TikTok.

*Perfect point about the crash happening at a Top Secret Military Site.* *And why cover it up? What is the point? The Human Alien Alliance? Give me a break*

@BloodyLombax

5 жыл бұрын

Area 51 is in Nevada, the "alien" crash was New Mexico. Common mixing of details. Conspiracy theorists believe Area 51 to be where the ship and any alien involved was taken.

@cashcleaner

2 жыл бұрын

@@BloodyLombax True. I don’t happen to believe that an alien craft crashed in the New Mexico desert, but you are right about the alleged details.

@erwin669

2 жыл бұрын

@@BloodyLombax the crash was near Roswell Army Airfield, home to the only atomic bomb equipped military unit at the time; Area 51 didn't exist at the time. The bodies and debris was supposedly sent to Wright-Patterson in Ohio

@NoContextRDH

4 ай бұрын

Because if you can extract technology, specifically weapons technology from that wreckage, that would be a major competitive advantage.

Interesting

"Can you imagine a time when everybody would have a small camera on their person with which they could make high res pictures and videos of eveything they see on the instant and immediatly share it with the entire global population?" "Yeah, it would be impossible to keep aliens secret in that kind a world" "All it would take would be one disgruntled janitor or bored soldier on a huge army base with thousands of people to take a picture and have undeniable proof."

The last statement is true.

roswell 😂

And make sure there's plenty of photographers who shoot in B/W using heavy soft-focus.

Harry Maguire looks dodgy

I blame the Stonecutters

Whelp

July 18, 2021

fortunately the aliens landed somewhere very remote which is also a well known top secret army base ... we can hide away the dead aliens in that facility and also do an autopsy on them there .... and just to make sure nobody ever finds out, we should film it 👽

@tobietera

3 жыл бұрын

Oh great, you must be the person that goes straight to the comments to type a random quote that we all heard from the video that we all just watched.

@slinkerdeer

7 ай бұрын

​@@tobieteraThe only thing thats worse is the ones who are even lazier and thimbs up it

Computers have been around a lot longer. Countess Lovelace and Babbage made simple ones in the early 1800s, and Turing made the first proper computer in the 40s. The same with Fission (An Italian, Enrico Fermi, who based his work on that done by the Englishmen, a Dane and varous others), but added to by the US. In fact all of them are at least based on foreign ideas, but were utilised by the US. Which shows how stupid it is of someone to criticise a country for their input, when they all help,

@NathanTAK

2 жыл бұрын

Who are you replying to

@zacmumblethunder7466

2 жыл бұрын

@@NathanTAK That's the annoying thing on old videos. Disembodied replies to vanished comments. Like life isn't confusing enough already.

Aged perfectly. Who’s here in June 2023?

@Snagprophet

11 ай бұрын

then randomly aged poorly after that US court thing, then I imagine it will randomly age better again

@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV

7 ай бұрын

June 2023?

@MichaelJohnson-kq7qg

5 ай бұрын

​@@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTVpresumably, when some documents were disclosed hat showed something we already knew (i.e. that some objects that are flying are also unidentified) and a bunch of (predominantly trashy) media collectively loudly declared 'see? Alien!'.

@stephen7187

Ай бұрын

Not me. I'm here in may '24

The thumbnail looks like the McCanns

The Internet was made in Switzerland by an Englishman

@Leto_0

2 жыл бұрын

The world wide web was. The first internet was first made by the US military. ARPANET. Based on research by some Americans and some Europeans

@MrThrib

Ай бұрын

I think that's Toblerone you're thinking of.

Funnily enough this sounds remarkably similar to a Secret Meeting which took place in Roswell New Mexico in 1947 and which was classified under the Defence Nomenclature of Top Hat.

@Rotbeam99

Жыл бұрын

if its so secret why are you allowed to talk about it on youtube while not being censored unlike other certain events

@michaelodonoghue7464

Жыл бұрын

@@Rotbeam99 Why indeed?

@pawanyr360

7 ай бұрын

Does it? What meeting? How do you know that it sounds similar? Is there a transcript I can read? And if there is, then it doesn't seem very 'secret', does it . . .

Strategic weapons advantage?

@NoContextRDH

4 ай бұрын

Finally someone with some intelligence

' its nice to have secrets ' but that is how the ruling men think, to them secrets equal power.

@neshirst-ashuach1881

7 жыл бұрын

And you know this how? I'm sure you have a good reason and are not just the sort of paranoid lunatic this sketch mocks....

@spigot993

2 жыл бұрын

Woooooooooooooooosh

@neshirst-ashuach1881

2 жыл бұрын

@The ill will Any actual proof for any of that? Because it sounds like nonsense from someone who fundamentally doesnt know what they are talking about.

@lizardlegend42

2 жыл бұрын

@The ill will who's "we"? Commercially available tech? And what tech specifically? Because while fighter jets are pretty advanced, people don't generally need fighter jets. The military has entire departments dedicated to finding commercial uses for newly developed tech and selling the rights for it to commercial groups, it's a major source of income

@BenjaminGoose

2 жыл бұрын

@The ill will How do you know this?

"monopolize on their advanced technology" well I haven't seen anything spectacular coming out of the US over the last half century. those aliens must be pretty underdeveloped then.

@Bob3D2000

2 жыл бұрын

It isn't in anyone's interests to release products based on huge technological leaps. The US are capitalist extremists, don't forget. It's far more lucrative to release incremental upgrades and convince the legion of gulls to buy everything they already have again.

@swunt10

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bob3D2000 "incremental upgrades" as in normal development cycles? yeah very alien concept...

@NoContextRDH

4 ай бұрын

How silly are you? Do you really think the government doesn’t have technology, specifically weapons technology that dwarfs anything that is out in the open today?

@kapitankapital6580

4 ай бұрын

As I read this comment on my smartphone posted onto KZread using the Internet under a video shot on digital cameras, I can't help but think you might have forgotten something...

@swunt10

4 ай бұрын

@@kapitankapital6580 That's your own fault for not knowing technology and it's history.

You realise that everything you just said was developed in cooperation with many countries, including Britain and other allies?

Just replace "aliens" with "pandemic", and this clip remains valid

@adamsmith878

2 жыл бұрын

It's isn't valid anyway just funny ☺️

@eragon78

Жыл бұрын

@@adamsmith878 Its funny precisely because of how ridiculous conspiracy theories sound. They make absolutely no sense yet people still manage to actually believe that nonsense.

They should do one for Covid deniers.

I mean, humans have really botched this planet. You know what?…. I vote alien. ☺️

@rsoulinternet

2 жыл бұрын

Which one, Kang or Kodos?

the internet is british, so are robots

@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447

3 жыл бұрын

dude, robots are russian. come on, it's in the name. it comes from the russian word "robota" which means "to work". because that's the idea behind robots, that they'll work for you

@Leto_0

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao. The internet is american... and the word "robot" comes from the Czech republic

***** I can't tell if you're joking or not. You realise the invention/discovery of everything you just mentioned was not even in the slightest bit influenced by US scientists/engineers, let alone invented by them?

@Leto_0

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is so wrong it's beneath discussion

@BlueCosmology

2 жыл бұрын

@@Leto_0 what?

Funny thing, this is what most governments would probably do in the given situation.

@AllThroughALife

2 жыл бұрын

That's just what they want you to think! Or is it...

@davidlawrence3106

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, Arek; you have completely missed the point of the sketch.

@arekwittbrodt

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidlawrence3106 Congratulations, David; you have completely missed the point of my comment.

@Brasswatchman

7 ай бұрын

​@@arekwittbrodt And you're basing this on... what, exactly?

@PikaFanboy

7 ай бұрын

@@Brasswatchman COVID, probably

Aliens would render all religion useless.

@shanedoe3462

6 ай бұрын

Not necessarily. Since the US Government released their statement that UFO's exist, Facebook has been rife with meme's of religious folks stating that if aliens are real, they're not actually aliens. They're demons sent by Satan to make people believe religion isn't real. Basically, the religious zealots are already doing damage control to save their belief system if the little green guys eventually do show up. Never underestimate the power of the deluded to keep their delusions.

@DudeMan-xs3db

2 ай бұрын

The confirmation of the existence of otherworldly being would render all religion useless? Isn’t the belief in otherworldly beings the entire basis of religions?

So, are they supposed to be Americans or British officials? I know that this is supposed to be a low budget comedy show but why not just try for a really bad American accent?

@AngelSamael

6 жыл бұрын

The Americans hired British biologists specifically for the aliens because American biology was still being held back by creationists. Also in the event that they did disclose the existence of aliens, they wanted the soothing voice of a British naturalist to prevent panic.

@ilikethisnamebetter

3 жыл бұрын

I think that they just couldn't be arsed.

@whophd

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilikethisnamebetter That’s it, Mary.

@Nickelodeon81

2 жыл бұрын

Britain actually won the war of independence against the Americans but that was covered up in a conspiracy to keep the public thinking they are free. The declaration of independence document actually has coded message staying "God Save The King". Brits have been secretly running the USA, working from within to bring it down.

@Bob3D2000

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nickelodeon81 So we're to blame for Trump?! How dare you? 😆

That laugh track is working overtime.

@Raky2427

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a live audience…

@edmundriddle3847

2 жыл бұрын

@@Raky2427 ........uh huh...yeah sure.

@hjalfi

2 жыл бұрын

@@edmundriddle3847 S'true. Anything that wasn't shot in a studio with a live audience will have been shown to a live audience and their reaction recorded. The BBC doesn't use laff tracks.

@edmundriddle3847

2 жыл бұрын

@@hjalfi tis still a laugh track.

@MuchWhittering

2 жыл бұрын

@@edmundriddle3847 No, it's not. BBC comedy shows don't use laugh tracks. Look it up.