As an asexual I am only allowed to say that stealing kneecaps is a very legal operation that has absolutely nothing to do with world domination. We apologize for the inconveniences, it is for the greater good

My Grandma's final, longest lasting, and most positive relationship was with her wife. I absolutely thank a bisexual person for my existence. 💜

As an asexual, I can confirm that kneecaps are our favourite things to steal. They make little jangly noises when we put them on your keychains and that's just neat

During this pride month I heard a bisexual call her ally friend "Her emotional support straight" and I thought it was the cutest most wholesome thing.

I was doing the dishes whilst listening to your lovely stories. However, because I didn't have the visual prompt, I missed the colon in: "Homophobes: Why can't you be normal?" Alternatively, I heard it as: "Homophobes, why can't you be normal?" And I thought, 'That's true. Why can't homophobes be normal?' A question for the ages.

I shall thank a gay person for my existence - it's been a while since I've called my mother.

I learned recently that coming out is not an event, it’s a process. Reveal yourself in safe spaces. No cis-het person should take it as an opportunity to make them feel better about themselves.

“Don’t out that pressure on yourself if you’re not ready.” 🥰 this meant a lot for me to hear

As an asexual person I don’t know the answer to the kneecaps question but maybe I wasn’t in the meeting where we talked about that

As an asexual with arthritis in both knees, I personally steal knee caps because I want new ones! 😝

As an asexual, the compulsive need to steal kneecaps is an unfortunate side effect of not having sexual attraction. It causes great problems in our life. The lack of storage space and assult charges being two of many. We're able to ignore it for most people we meet. However, when someone annoys us, usually aphobes or just really unlucky tourists, the need becomes overwhelming and we have no choice but to give in.

As an asexual, I have to admit that we’re actually obsessed with kneecaps. The attraction that allos feel for other people is focused entirely on kneecaps for us.

4:18

I once got into an argument in college with a girl who was saying bisexuality was too confusing so bi people should identify based on their current relationship. Like, I'm a woman married to a man therefore I should identify as straight. I could not get her to explain to me 1)how someone 'changing' their sexuality presentation every time they get a new partner was less confusing, 2)what about single bisexuals, and 3)how this system was supposed to work with poly. When I have more female partners am I as lesbian who makes an exception for certain guys? How confusing is it that gender isn't a strong factor in my attraction? I also don't date people based on hair color, height, or blood type. How is that not confusing but the moment you don't care about gender everyone is so confused?

4:34

I'm sorry, but your "llamaaaaa" noise just knocked me out

I saw this ad earlier about family planning and it really warmed my heart because they showed all kinds of families.

This has made my day! I’ve been feeling down lately, as my dad has been extremely homophobic and forbid me from seeing my girlfriend for the summer. Thanks for the cheer up Jamie!

5:39

I repeatedly told myself I was going to come out before I graduated college.