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@lynxone9434

2 жыл бұрын

Ofc

@acemarvel1564

2 жыл бұрын

Yo it’s every birds favorite drink, le crow

@1ExplosionBoy

2 жыл бұрын

Sup

@isthisadream4226

2 жыл бұрын

I love you so much

@isthisadream4226

2 жыл бұрын

Your my fav

*Casually has dozens of twilight breaking dawn books on his shelves*

@Whippeful

2 жыл бұрын

And rips off pages to use for breaking locks

@lilly4932

2 жыл бұрын

i was just thinking the same thing

@LadyLucie

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, I don’t know but I’d love one of the books signed by Brandon!!! Competition maybe??? 🤣

@Nemishi

2 жыл бұрын

Are you saying you don't just casually have an entire book store on your one to many shelves?

@msshannonash

2 жыл бұрын

THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE😂

Brandon: Turns on camera His room: *nervous sweating*

@tea5831

2 жыл бұрын

Brandon after making his room a disaster: Oh no, my room, it's broken

@JacobB00

2 жыл бұрын

the only things that broken is his paper towel storage after all that mess

@Yearlybreeze

2 жыл бұрын

@MonkeyMaddness only bc he has a cleaning person that's cleans his room SO well

@randomness2527

2 жыл бұрын

@@Yearlybreeze if I was that cleaning person I'd be crying knowing I have to work with him that day...

@thesafehousedude6425

Жыл бұрын

His room: We're doomed.

Every time I watch these videos I find it harder and harder to believe that this is a straight man with children...

The lamp next to his door has went through so much abuse and neglect 😂

@Northclaw_The_Therian

3 ай бұрын

so true, i don't know how the lamp still works

I think Brandon changed his bookshelves so that when he inevitably knocks something down, he doesn’t break or damage anything of value

@uncommonscar1354

2 жыл бұрын

twilight authors are hurt rn 😭

@lucylangley1397

2 жыл бұрын

Its now officially a breaking dawn shrine!!!

@abigalinjail

2 жыл бұрын

He would only be breaking dawn

@OdellM520

2 жыл бұрын

@@abigalinjail I can still hear the crowd booing at that joke two days later 🤣

@minniemonster2250

2 жыл бұрын

Best joke ever

The mustache just migrating around Brandon’s face 😂 and the mustache ON TOP of another mustache 😂 love it

@CMLink

2 жыл бұрын

I scoffed my ‘stache off…

@Dresseduptogo

2 жыл бұрын

@@CMLink yeah that made me laugh!!!

@vanillas_lover5835

2 жыл бұрын

WHEN THE TOILET EXPLODED THAT SENDED ME😭

@rebeccagann4881

2 жыл бұрын

It reminded me of Prince John's mole from Robinhood Men in Tights😂😂😂

@staceyscheresky7952

2 жыл бұрын

So true and so funny 😆

I'm so happy that this man finally got a sponsorship for his crazy videos I love your videos Brandon I think you are quite funny and you bring me lots of Joy when my day has been utter trash.

@user-pf7fb8wl5l

Жыл бұрын

Aww I saw this just now but I wanna say I hope you have a amazing rest of ur day or night just know u r loved always

I love how Brandon does stupid stuff, hurts himself, risk his items, and other crazy stuff just to make us laugh!!! This guy needs lots of love from his fans!!!!😂❤

We need more Brandon and Cam. I cry laughing when you guys team up

@imcoco4232

2 жыл бұрын

yessss

@Sheriffmushroom

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmm onions?

@emmekatee

2 жыл бұрын

YESSSS

@oph3l1a

2 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@Strawberryvr22

2 жыл бұрын

YESSSS

As someone with audio processing issues, I REALLY appreciate the captions being implemented into the video. Automatic captions are iffy and aren’t always correct. It may take more time to edit, but a little more time on editing goes a long way to keep a video/channel disability (disabled? Words are hard, they both sound correct) friendly.

@MMcCoy-yh4ho

2 жыл бұрын

He puts 100% Effort into each and every video!

@onelargeotter

2 жыл бұрын

Same! I'm so grateful for these past few captioned videos. It's so helpful

@miythac

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm deaf in one ear and have a hearing loss I'd the other.

@FruitFlvrdBear

2 жыл бұрын

@@miythac wow, that must be tough :( though I don’t understand the pain of basically not being able to hear Jack-shit, I know the relief of seeing that a video has human edited captions. It’s so much easier to understand since they’re not machine translated, and they have emotion.

@alexxander966

2 жыл бұрын

I always appreciate captions. I'm hard of hearing, I can survive without captions, but I have a tough time with strong accents. Some British creators speak absolute gibberish to me without captions lol. Sometimes even with captions, because their slang is different

1:11 why didn't he bring one of his like 7,000 copies of breaking dawn

I struggle with depression and literally when I’m having a bad day I turn on these videos they always give me a good laugh and make my day

"Five feet deep, five feet wide." Was that a Holes reference?

@meganmower641

2 жыл бұрын

yes someone understands

@couch_potato-116

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I loved that book

@galaxroses8716

2 жыл бұрын

I’m reading that book in Ela this semester and I love it

@gyovannyornelas6184

2 жыл бұрын

We read that book in 6th grade

@settle180

2 жыл бұрын

I got that immediately

This video should concern me more about Brandon’s sanity but what I’m the most worried about is the fact that he still has all those Breaking Dawn copies and we still have no idea why… help

@venomg5799

2 жыл бұрын

Breaking Bad? Or Breaking Dawn?

@louisekdenmarktoengland9562

2 жыл бұрын

@@venomg5799 thanks haha, can you tell which I like more? 😂

@simonelloyd2554

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to ask have i missed something with all those copies 🤣

@veganpowerhouse

2 жыл бұрын

I think it might be because he ruined one in a cooking video. Who knows though, it's Brandon. We can never guess what is going on in his mind.

@mushroomtherat6800

2 жыл бұрын

I counted 106 copies omg

Does anyone else remember the Try not to laugh video with Cam? "DoN't ToUcH mY DoNuTs!" greatest line ever.

Lowkey I miss Aiden editing and Brandon old videos but still love him ❤and very much proud of Brandon with his journey 🎉

So, we’re just not going to acknowledge the fact Brandon has like seventy two copies of Breaking Dawn?

@mushroomtherat6800

2 жыл бұрын

I just counted 106- omg

@aubriebookout1870

2 жыл бұрын

There’s more then200🥱

@dasiydriver2100

2 жыл бұрын

There is so many more

@Saucymann

2 жыл бұрын

It’s so when he knocks them over nothing important will be broken

@Xxmars.jupiterxX

2 жыл бұрын

So we’re just not going to acknowledge the fact people counted?

Brandon's doctor: Do I really want to know how you got 100 concussions in 1 day?

@kristen4067

2 жыл бұрын

Brandon - no you don't or how I am hung over on Lacroix

@jenniferapplegate149

2 жыл бұрын

Brandon: Here, watch this video.

@Cute_chaos_sys

2 жыл бұрын

Brandon: here.. smell this…

@hithere1252

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cute_chaos_sys ooooh smelling salts yes plesse

Brandon, you never ever fail to make me laugh😂 I had a bad day at work as well as getting dumped, I’ve been crying all day but as soon as I opened KZread I started watching your videos and it made everything so much better. Thank you for being amazing❤️

8:41 when he says "ab" its soooo funny haha

I’m so happy to see Brandon get sponsors and see he still keeps his craziness in the spiel. Absolutely perfect 😂

I love how Brandon just randomly has all the stuff needed with no context

I love Brandon's content. He can easily make a bad day better by just being himself. His videos can make you laugh instantly.

this dude got me through some hard times and never ceases to make me laugh love your vids keep up the good work :)

@FancyDog

Жыл бұрын

Wowwwww an overlord in a "5-minute crafts but better" I'm suprised

No one : Brandon: breaks everything in his room

@may_flowers_

2 жыл бұрын

It’s tradition 💅 ALSO OFF TOPIC BUT IBUKI ICON

@madimarie3734

2 жыл бұрын

also brandon : breaks everything next video : clean as ever

@adrilee8053

2 жыл бұрын

@@may_flowers_ ANOTHER IBUKI!!!!

@adrilee8053

2 жыл бұрын

@@madimarie3734 ikr

@doodlemaster4897

2 жыл бұрын

he also broke the dawn 🥁🥁

The ad: “ and when I was younger, my mother died” The video: * Brandon blowing up toilets *

4:38 that sounds like something my grandpa would say

“Did your toilet just do farts and as- uh uh uh farts and- arts and crafts?” Gets me every time. 🤣🤣🤣

Cool to see Brandon finally getting a sponsor!

@Themadhatton

2 жыл бұрын

@@airischan8220 reported.

Brandon: "Excuse me, ma'am do you need your car worked on?" Me: *eyes my Honda with minor damage due to an accident.*

We love you Brandon the fact that you will always destroy your room and make all of us laugh it makes this channel so much better than I thought it would be we love you

Honestly, the way he delivers the sponsors makes me not want to skip them. I'm mesmerized by his tactics

One thing I remember from my childhood is being told that the pressure washer is not a toy because if you spray your skin with it it will rip off your skin to the bone. As an adult with a pressure washer I am now left with the question, was our pressure washer made for God himself or did they just not want me to play with it and spray people?

@amatesamaru

2 жыл бұрын

as an "adult" you should have self realization that they lied to you because if you spray yourself with water or air fast enough it can get into your blood stream or skin and fuck you up

@ray_maybe9oo157

2 жыл бұрын

Some pressure washers have modes, he had it probably on the lowest mode so he wouldnt get hurt, but yes they can damage your skin

@ray_maybe9oo157

2 жыл бұрын

@@amatesamaru this comment isnt it

@TheDeviIDogg

2 жыл бұрын

@@ray_maybe9oo157 None of my pressure washers have enough pressure to rip the skin off the bone cartoon style and I'm pretty sure none can. But I was also a dumb kid and believed my mom when she said women don't fart

@dripykarenbobo2213

2 жыл бұрын

No they are powerful I took the skinny off my toe because of me accidentally spaying myself point blank

He’s the only person that can make an ad enjoyable

@drownedtrashrat3501

2 жыл бұрын

Clearly you've never heard of Neytirix lol

@charliecarter3437

2 жыл бұрын

That's true

@unskinned7230

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know man, GrayStillPlays' sponserships are great

@picklejuice4388

2 жыл бұрын

Nah bro we got martincitopants

@senatorstevenarmstrong9821

Жыл бұрын

Calebcity

At 1:57 is me when the lockdown at school Starts

I felt bad about buying a second black blazer, then I saw your 74 Twilight book series, and I feel better. Thank you for your service!

I'm so happy with the fact that he made a Holes reference at one point. My life feels more complete now

@rowisaweirdo4941

2 жыл бұрын

Yessd

7:44 Did he just use a Holes reference? If so then that’s fantastic

omg brandon. i literally laughed so much that i had to force it by the end, because i was EXHAUSTED. this is literally the funniest video i’ve ever watched

Do you know how much your loved?! These videos make me happy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

It's so amazing watching you grow like this. I've been following you for 3 years and the growth you've made is amazing! So proud of you b

Who got him a hover board? They had to know how much more broken everything was going to get.

Never thought i would ever hear someone say "My LACROIX" so aggressively and im lovin it😂😂😂😂💖

Brandon is honestly the best... I showed my mom his videos and now she watches him!

If he’s this bad with a Hoverboard don’t let him have rollerblades lol

@AadynNmommy

2 жыл бұрын

He shouldn’t be allowed to drive if THATS the case ahahaha

@AshOrPollux

2 жыл бұрын

@@AadynNmommy yes

@ashlynallaire2151

2 жыл бұрын

Actually PLEASE let him get roller blades😂

@fruitzwasfound6792

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t give him ideas

@Cute_chaos_sys

2 жыл бұрын

OH GOD YOUR RIGHT

"Heineken, it's German right?" *Dutch people crying*

@Smokey157

2 жыл бұрын

And a lot dutch people don’t ever really like Heineken that much 😂😭

@Foxboi681

2 жыл бұрын

@@Smokey157 wait really? All the people I know (including myself) really like heineken lmao

“Oh I got septic in my eye!” Just kills me every time

This is the only person I would watch the sponsor they do in a video... ever. You're great, and I love to watch your videos.

I love how he makes himself crack up and how you can ragdoll at a moment's notice! and how do you get your apartment so clean after the disasters you make??? I'm also very new to your channel so I have A LOT of questions. Like do your neighbors ever complain??

@MC-vk5by

2 жыл бұрын

Hey I'm not hating at all but maybe instead of asking that in a public comment section figure out a way to contact him privately

@Rayvin734

2 жыл бұрын

@@MC-vk5by i appreciate the polite response! I did feel odd about asking. It’s just so close and it might be another year I don’t see my fam for the holidays. I didn’t consider PMs being an option. Heck I’d feel odd sending him a pm too. He also did say to ask on the comments so I used the option given. Again, thank you for being so polite!

@hunta3694

2 жыл бұрын

He hires a cleaning lady to clean his apartment. She'll post videos of her cleaning the place to FB. I don't remember what her name is on there, though.

@Rayvin734

2 жыл бұрын

@@hunta3694 I wonder how desensitized she is to walking into that room and seeing utter chaos lol!

@amychurch

2 жыл бұрын

His cleaner is on Facebook and tiktok as @dirtiest_dooder :) she posts behind the scenes before his videos go up if you want a sneak peek!

One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates. 🎈

@Oswald-Mandus

2 жыл бұрын

Mans be sound in like a cult leader

@Tydirium5240

2 жыл бұрын

@@Oswald-Mandus true

@Sepulchre_Gate

2 жыл бұрын

@@Oswald-Mandus That doesn't change the fact that he's right , and 'he' can construct a sentence properly .

@Oswald-Mandus

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sepulchre_Gate mans be soundin like a cult follower

@Oswald-Mandus

2 жыл бұрын

@@airischan8220 mans be soundin like a scammer/hacker

Love your content I laugh so hard😂. And you make me happy with your videos when I’m down or sad.

"Oh my goodness gracious" had me wheezing 😂

Brandon is the only youtuber who can make an ad read entertaining. I'm happy he got this sponsorship.

Oh no,his moustache,it's gone!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂👍👍👍👍

The holes reference 😂 😂 “5 FOOT DEEP, 5 FOOT WIDE, YOU KEEP DIGGIN’” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣btw, just finished that book, 10/10

4:27 that one came so unexpected XD

@lukefuse2909

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Brandon might have given himself a concussion. I'm sitting here remembering when I gave myself whiplash a few days ago

That was the most funniest video I have ever watched!!! 🤣 in a world soo depressing at the moment definitely needed this to cheer me up !!!

i could not stop laughing seariously man you make my day im so happy affter i watch your videos

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH BRANDON!!!! MY LIL FAMILY IS WATCHING YOU TOGETHER ❤

"Five feet deep, five feet wide, you know the rules, keep digging!" It makes me really happy that he's read Holes 😂

Hey! I remember watching you when you were homeless in your car. My kids just showed me you're still online entertaining them and the best thing I can relate to is I actually have that Current Card b/c after $200 in groceries it gives me $30 to spend on Amazon. Whatever a lil' something for mama. Good for you Brandon. 👍

When Brandon was mad at the key being attached to the lock was how my brain works lol!

5:12 POV: you walk into someone and smash heads in primary school:

@vector_is_smexy3040

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the other kid then they would scream their lungs out 😂

Dear Future Brandon, I’m sorry you lost your (insert applicable body part here) due to your commitment to do your own stunts. Your viewers appreciate you.

@buffycleaveland8116

2 жыл бұрын

And also, I'm sure they can reattach it.

My bad bookshelf😂😂😂😂😂😂 Gets me every time

5:08 the "ah flavorful" got me so hard🤣🤣

1:48 Brandon: 😏😏 Me: 🧐 📸

The way he just bady-slammed into the door at the end ✨Its perfection✨

one minute into the video and already have me crying.🤣🤣

0:16 he literally went,"OOF"

You know who would make the most chaotic duo. Matthew Gray Gubler and Brandon. Also love the video. 💜🖤💛

Real quick, I’ve gotta ask, how many legs do a squid have?

@Y0u.gay18

2 жыл бұрын

8

@puglife4sho861

2 жыл бұрын

1 lol

@Leo-hh3is

2 жыл бұрын

69

@Martiganz_

2 жыл бұрын

3 legs and 5 tentacles

@toast282

2 жыл бұрын

10

I just watched a true paranormal horror movie and I realized the stuff they’re experiencing is something similar to me and now I’m panicking and u make me forget it I love you as a viewer of your videos

Why is this dudes sponsors so funny lol. I'm over here laughing so hard. 😂

One of the smoothest sponsor transactions I've seen. GG

@ray_maybe9oo157

2 жыл бұрын

I KNOW I DIDN'T NOTICE HE WAS DOING THAT TILL LIKE HE WAS ALMOST DONE

Brandon never fails to make me laugh 4:20 to 4:29 especially got me lmao

You really brighten my day like today when I'm going through tough times

Wait a minute how did I not get notified of this video 😳 I wouldn't of seen it if I hadn't rewatched a older one and went onto the playlist 🤨

@RUBIKSCOOBS

2 жыл бұрын

Because the video is unlisted

@MsGodOfMiscief

2 жыл бұрын

@@RUBIKSCOOBS sorry not negative to your comment, just down vote to it being unlisted and everything boooo

@RUBIKSCOOBS

2 жыл бұрын

Can you rephrase

@heatherjohnson7637

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😮

@furryogre

2 жыл бұрын

Same

1:06, boys on December 1st

@tva5845

Жыл бұрын

OH LMAO

i absolutely love these videos they make me laugh so hard !

“5 feet deep 5 feet wide” I did NOT expect to hear a holes reference today

I could watch the "on-toilet-trying-the-hack" scene for hours at a time. Hilarious!! Also; BEST ad video ever! :) Your hilarious approach is your strong selling point. You and Aiden the editor were on point in this video for real!

That oh my explosion on the toilet got me laughing 😆

WHEN HE FELL AND SAID HOLY LIP, I HAD AN AD. 😂😂😂J

no one will EVER have this much dedicated, and for that mr farris, we bow to the 👑

7:20 bless you brandon

Thank you Brandon for making so many messes and like accidentally hurting yourself for our entertainment

Another masterpiece from brandon, keep it up brandon!

Brandon talking about Heineken: That's German right? Me, a Dutch person: Dude... 🤚🏻😐

@Sylvan1510

2 жыл бұрын

You are just a funny speaking german, accept that, ok? :D Greetings to you from over the border. :)

@juliankok9511

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sylvan1510 orrr you are just a funny speaking dutchman😂

@Sylvan1510

2 жыл бұрын

@@juliankok9511 *laughs in invading neighbors*

@tdebrouwer9364

2 жыл бұрын

What I thought

@lukieboy2229

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sylvan1510 Im dutch and someone once called me a swamp german and its the best thing I ever heard

At 1:23 he turned into Donald Duck

The effort put in this video is amazing, the costume really tops it off 😂❤

“Someone called me a water” IM DYING :)

This is the most funniest one I’ve ever seen and I watched at 1:00 I could not stop wheezing that just made my day even though it’s night 🤣😂

no one is talking about how he literally sprayed himself with a pressure washer

@1ll1ana21

2 жыл бұрын

Hes done worse 😶

Brandon’s sponsorships are so fun to watch 😂

Brandon is the one youtuber I've seen that puts so much commitment and effort in his video's and still only has 3M subs like how?? this dude is funny, has charisma, and has an extremely great personality. i love him so much and i appreciate and get excited when i see him post.

I never know what I will open these videos to, it's a surprise every time

I wonder if Brandon has just... bruises everywhere. 😂 Thanks for sacrificing your body for hilarious content.