Testament Arcade All Dialogue Guilty Gear Strive

All the different paths you can have in the Testament Arcade mode.
Timeline:
0:00 Stage 1 Intro
0:11 Stage 1 Ending (Heart Lose)
0:41 Stage 1 Ending (Flawless Win)
1:04 Stage 7 Intro (Flawless Run)
1:17 Stage 7 Ending (Heart Lose)
2:01 Stage 7 Ending (Flawless Win)
3:30 Stage 8 Intro (Stage 1 Heart Lose)
4:15 Stage 8 Intro (Stage 7 Heart Lose)
4:53 Stage 8 Intro (Flawless Run)
5:05 Stage 8 Ending (Stage 1 Heart Lose)
5:32 Stage 8 Ending (Stage 7 Heart Lose)
6:38 Stage 8 Ending (Stage 8 Heart Lose)
7:16 Stage 8 Ending (Flawless Run and Win)
7:40 Stage 9 Intro
7:50 Stage 9 Ending
~~~Arcade Breakdown~~~
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Пікірлер: 96

  • @unamusedrohan1666
    @unamusedrohan1666 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that Testament defaults to "What are you, a cop?" when questioned is so funny to me.

  • @theeobeastone5068
    @theeobeastone5068 Жыл бұрын

    “That’s so NORMAL!” “I AM normal!” That part cracked me up lol

  • @randomd00d19
    @randomd00d192 жыл бұрын

    Testament really be "I'm just vibing" the character.

  • @RiverEko

    @RiverEko

    Жыл бұрын

    Try happy chaos

  • @arthurpprado
    @arthurpprado2 жыл бұрын

    I love how Nago just decides to go along with Testament's joke at the end

  • @zachataxxii7126
    @zachataxxii71262 жыл бұрын

    Testament's like "Just stop ruining the vibe, I just want to walk"

  • @xipin5334
    @xipin5334 Жыл бұрын

    "What, does a life need to have some grand purpose to be worth living?!" for someone who says they just came for a stroll, Testament sure is dropping some excellent life lessons here

  • @LightLemon.
    @LightLemon. Жыл бұрын

    testament fr said "then king bach pulls out a comically large spoon"

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 Жыл бұрын

    I adore how the plot of their arcade is just that they're on a walk

  • @nathanroberts3638
    @nathanroberts36382 жыл бұрын

    "Who are you?" "No one worth naming." "TESTAMENT!"

  • @MossieLeZurche
    @MossieLeZurche Жыл бұрын

    That last interaction was golden

  • @rinnnnnnnnnnrin
    @rinnnnnnnnnnrin2 жыл бұрын

    i really love that theyve given pretty interesting lore as to why testament has changed so drastically over the years, when you look at ram and elphet, it makes alot of sense seeing as how they went from being hostile to the greatest of allies as well

  • @TheNoSensei
    @TheNoSensei Жыл бұрын

    i am so ridiculously in love with them it's not even funny. my fav character by a longshot

  • @justnojustn3036
    @justnojustn30362 жыл бұрын

    Testament just wants to walk. Chipp what's your problem.

  • @strreetlamp7613
    @strreetlamp7613 Жыл бұрын

    not testament slaying in heels

  • @AngryGayNoises
    @AngryGayNoises Жыл бұрын

    Testament just strolled into my brain and is paying rent with tea.

  • @ALM-tc4ph

    @ALM-tc4ph

    17 күн бұрын

    A lot of tea.

  • @defalttheloner
    @defalttheloner2 жыл бұрын

    " What happened to you? " " People did" Same bruh ✊ 😔

  • @ArcticpriceThefallenangel

    @ArcticpriceThefallenangel

    Ай бұрын

    He knows!

  • @frankaxe6700
    @frankaxe67002 жыл бұрын

    Iike the last one its funny and sweet

  • @Anomalyundetected

    @Anomalyundetected

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love Testament's and You Really's interactions😄

  • @ignacioso2587
    @ignacioso2587 Жыл бұрын

    Chipp is really an ally i see

  • @evilded2
    @evilded27 ай бұрын

    Dude chipp's VA was killing it.

  • @protodot2051
    @protodot2051 Жыл бұрын

    Local half gear is accosted by a ninja and a samurai while on a walk, more at 11

  • @Syrius_Li
    @Syrius_Li Жыл бұрын

    Test hasn't been playable for 2 decades, let them walk and look at the new places

  • @vvvaire
    @vvvaire2 жыл бұрын

    i noticed that nagoriyuki still uses he/him pronouns when referring to testament considering chipp's lines don't make that same mistake, the likely explanation is just that somebody in charge of the english localization probably just goofed up and the lines didnt get fixed even when they had nago's VA in the recording booth, i choose the humorous interpretation that nago needs to get with the times .

  • @swimcheesy186

    @swimcheesy186

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I think that given Chipp does use the correct pronouns, the “Nago needs to get with the times,” can be the correct interpretation.

  • @shagoremagala

    @shagoremagala

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think its also maybe that Testament is Non-binary in the sense that you can use any pronoun since the theme throughout the whole song, the lyrics alternate through he/him and she/her. Lowkey isnt that too much of a reach since they made Testaments character so lax and non-chalant that I can picture Testament simply not caring

  • @shagoremagala

    @shagoremagala

    2 жыл бұрын

    also, so long as you are at least respectful, of course. Can't forget that

  • @joaoii1082

    @joaoii1082

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nago comes from a much older era, im sure hed have a hard time getting used to that. Even subtitles say "he", so i dont think its a mistake

  • @rinnnnnnnnnnrin

    @rinnnnnnnnnnrin

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@joaoii1082 dudes literally like many millenia old so yeah :)

  • @brandonknight7773
    @brandonknight7773 Жыл бұрын

    Testament is one colorful customer, despite wearing an all black outfit

  • @Blood-Kain
    @Blood-Kain2 жыл бұрын

    Testament: I *AM* normal! You are the last person I’d ever call normal, since Guilty Gear 1, Testament. Those thighs do save some lives though.

  • @pr0m3th3us7
    @pr0m3th3us74 ай бұрын

    "no one worth naming" Announcer: TESTAMENT

  • @drawhou9356
    @drawhou93562 жыл бұрын

    It's it me or Testament removed they clothes in front of Nago and he was gasping heavly after that 😩😩

  • @zimacva3023

    @zimacva3023

    Жыл бұрын

    Where? I need to witness 👁️

  • @RHY5IE

    @RHY5IE

    Жыл бұрын

    @@zimacva3023 7:20

  • @darialomurno05

    @darialomurno05

    Жыл бұрын

    Nago cannot contain himself before the Testamentussy 😩

  • @malignanttrog

    @malignanttrog

    Жыл бұрын

    nago fiendin for thussy bruh

  • @SomeRandoDum

    @SomeRandoDum

    24 күн бұрын

    I would be too!

  • @turbomarisa2055
    @turbomarisa20553 ай бұрын

    I AM normal! (Daily affirmations)

  • @user-ml2fx1mi2r
    @user-ml2fx1mi2r2 ай бұрын

    Testament would kill as a fashion model

  • @zinogre_the_lord
    @zinogre_the_lord2 жыл бұрын

    7:17 AYO WHAT

  • @ortezac.5339

    @ortezac.5339

    Жыл бұрын

    Testament be making us uh...feel things...( 0///0 )

  • @paulhorneschillings1212
    @paulhorneschillings1212 Жыл бұрын

    "What are you, some kinda Gear?" Dude, he's been here since the first game, it's Testament

  • @nepsterboop
    @nepsterboop Жыл бұрын

    that last one is clearrly a conversation between 2 intellectuals

  • @ogunns9674
    @ogunns96742 жыл бұрын

    Ghandi is a part of guilty gear lore?

  • @Kinsley_XD

    @Kinsley_XD

    2 жыл бұрын

    guilty gear lore is real life lore

  • @haxzie8644

    @haxzie8644

    Жыл бұрын

    everything that has happend in real life is canon on guilty gear till Y2K

  • @mustardwizard

    @mustardwizard

    Жыл бұрын

    the Guilty Gear world was our world until 1999, anything that existed in '99 or earlier exists/existed in the GG world

  • @IB_KIT
    @IB_KIT2 жыл бұрын

    if you dont mind, could you do this with happy chaos too? ive never realized there was so many different dialogue for wins/losses and how you win

  • @swimcheesy186

    @swimcheesy186

    2 жыл бұрын

    Working on Goldlewis's and Happy Chaos's rn! Should be up by the end of the day! Be sure to check out my Chaos Arcade break down too! Because yeah, his arcade has a lot of dialogue and a lot of interesting stuff said!

  • @veniulem5676
    @veniulem5676Ай бұрын

    when testament talks my neurons de-activate, but as soon as he stops talking my brain goes back to ooga booga mode

  • @Snook1985
    @Snook19856 ай бұрын

    The Rocket kid with the mathbook story genuinely made me laugh

  • @vincentgeiszler3749
    @vincentgeiszler37493 ай бұрын

    They’re such a vibe honestly

  • @kyzorend.tirrem4457
    @kyzorend.tirrem44579 ай бұрын

    3:31 Announcer out here doxin'...

  • @Toxic-Pyro
    @Toxic-Pyro4 ай бұрын

    7:55 minor spelling mistake in Guilty Gear Strive

  • @chishokudo
    @chishokudo Жыл бұрын

    On no my clothes are so diirrrtyyy says testament sweetly. Let me just take them off here bow chicka bow wow. .....yes I'm shipping testament and Nago, fight me

  • @P4R53C5

    @P4R53C5

    Жыл бұрын

    Testament and Nago? That sounds so stupid, i should probably write a fanfic with that idea

  • @cosmictraveler1146

    @cosmictraveler1146

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh that’s hot

  • @zurimoore2545
    @zurimoore2545 Жыл бұрын

    Testament ,s voice sounds like the singer princ a little

  • @oddyssi
    @oddyssi2 ай бұрын

    testament is rly just fucking trolling

  • @cathl4953
    @cathl49532 ай бұрын

    He has a job in construction?

  • @QueenStarNova
    @QueenStarNova Жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I forget how much of a paragon of sass he is ❤

  • @mustardwizard
    @mustardwizard Жыл бұрын

    5:06 why did they go to Lars Canyon in this path

  • @thenormalpsycho4198

    @thenormalpsycho4198

    Жыл бұрын

    A bit late, but it's because that route doesn't have a set stage 7 and the stage 8 battle takes place on the same stage as stage 7.

  • @a52productions
    @a52productions Жыл бұрын

    Any chance of a version with the Japanese voices?

  • @swimcheesy186

    @swimcheesy186

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m considering if I get to 1000 subs, need to start putting out content again though 😵

  • @a52productions

    @a52productions

    Жыл бұрын

    @@swimcheesy186 Understood, it is a lot of work, I imagine! Thanks for making these in the first place, I don't have the patience to get through Extreme Nago and his cheaty blood rage myself.

  • @gatr2897
    @gatr28975 ай бұрын

    2:23

  • @jojogacha974
    @jojogacha974 Жыл бұрын

    So what’s with testaments voice?

  • @boti5055

    @boti5055

    6 ай бұрын

    Testament has no gender canonically

  • @jojogacha974

    @jojogacha974

    6 ай бұрын

    @@boti5055 I know but I find it strange that sub testament sounds female and dub testament sounds male

  • @unoriginalname3442

    @unoriginalname3442

    Ай бұрын

    @@jojogacha974 sort of like how their theme goes back and forth using he/she/they. Think its an enby thing

  • @Hurtdeer
    @Hurtdeer3 ай бұрын

    nago lost me with the misgendering and then won me back with the my father's name joke

  • @curlydolltv

    @curlydolltv

    3 ай бұрын

    if him and test don’t know eachother how tf would he know their pronouns? does he look psychic to u?

  • @Hurtdeer

    @Hurtdeer

    3 ай бұрын

    @@curlydolltv I mean if i saw someone dressed like testament i'd probably go straight for they. and chipp got it right not that it matters. nago's like 1000s of years old. it's fine

  • @ayepotamono3442

    @ayepotamono3442

    8 күн бұрын

    it could a "nago needs to get with the times" thing, but i personally think testament is meant to use any pronouns, as that would make their theme make way more sense. also YEAAAAH awesome dad joke X)