That picture of the circle of fifths but enharmonically C Major is so cursed

@twominutemusictheory

3 жыл бұрын

The most cursed image.

8:23 Why didn't Mussorgsky ever take his trunks off at the beach? He didn't want any pictures of his exhibitionism.

As a professional musician who was in pun club in high school, I'm genuinely astonished at how many gems are in this video. I've only heard five of these before... and nearly spat water all over my computer several times. BRAVO

@twominutemusictheory

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I wrote many of them, not wanting to just do a video of reused music jokes. Of course, I still included some of my old favorites.

If you enjoyed these terrible puns, please make sure to like, comment, subscribe...and then share this video everywhere! Thanks for watching! Also, tell me in the comments your favorite terrible music joke!

This is the greatest video ever, makes me feel somehow less alone.

That Schoenberg one was pure gold.

Most of these jokes fall flat.... but some are like a whip.... sharp!

@twominutemusictheory

3 жыл бұрын

I figured most of them would B flat. I'm not A natural joke teller.

@happyron

3 жыл бұрын

ahhaha

@gant73

Жыл бұрын

@@twominutemusictheory wow should I be taking notes.

So lucky I found this channel. Here before you blow up. Keep at it

@twominutemusictheory

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much! Tell all of your friends!

Great stuff! Two questions and a riddle... Did Pope Gregory codify the mass by chants? Did Franz Schubert contract syphilis from a virelay? Why did composers switch from writing in 2/2 to 4/4? They were tired of having their music minimized.

Thankyou ! You made me laugh, love your dry delivery x

Laughing and groaning are both therapeutic!

Help, lol I laughed audibly to way too many of these oh dear

The last one is a baseball reference, right? I'm European, so I'm not quite sure.

@twominutemusictheory

3 жыл бұрын

Yep! Baseball reference. And much like the Beethoven scenario, the baseball scenario would be very tense.

@bilingualkaraoke8665

3 жыл бұрын

@@twominutemusictheory Thanks! And yeah, I figured that much 😁

What’s the chord progression that’s always sad? 4 Chord Depressions.

:DD Great stuff! Thank you +

@twominutemusictheory

2 жыл бұрын

I do what I can.

@muliercantatinecclesia5

2 жыл бұрын

@@twominutemusictheory And you're doing it very well :)

Bravo.

circle of ones

How many LA drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. One to screw it in, and the other six tell him how Dave Weckl would have done it.

I thought this video was going to be about terrible music cues used as punchlines.

I might have just snorted a few times.

I would love to see a bts video of you just laughing at these

@happyron

3 жыл бұрын

yes!

@twominutemusictheory

3 жыл бұрын

The monochromatic joke took about 5 takes to keep a straight face.

@happyron

3 жыл бұрын

@@twominutemusictheory you did a nice job. Much of my music has a comedic flair and I've always thought about the difference between being funny by staying in character and telling "jokes" where you laugh as you tell them. I tend to do the first and you did a great job here mainly doing simular. I'm gonna post some of your charts on my facebook over the next few weeks and drive my non-music nerd fans crazy. ;-) thanks again

cheesy. i love it.

hi level stuff ;_;

I wanted to like this video but you have 69 likes...I don't want to be the one who ruin that! 🤣 🖤