Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Movie Roast - The Worst TMNT Reboot Ever!
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has gone through a lot of rebrands over the years but the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) might be one of the worst ideas ever. It's basically the Transformers movie with a reskin. Even Megan Fox shows up in this movie as April O'Neil. In fact, she doesn't just show up. She's the star of the film. This is really her movie and the Ninja Turtles are lucky enough to show up once in awhile.
I rant about this fill for a good chunk of time but also give it a couple of positives when I can find them.
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It's funny how similar the TMNT and transformers reboots are pretty much the same thing, just different characters. 😂
I forgot Whoopi was in this movie. Shes one of the richest and most oppressed people in Hollywood.
@carterslade8771
Жыл бұрын
Richest AND most oppressed? I don't know anything about her personal life, can you elaborate?
@ninjanibba4259
Жыл бұрын
She's nowhere near oppressed, stop trying
@thatguybehindtheglass
Жыл бұрын
She's not oppressed, she's spoiled.
@kicknowledgesmith8608
Жыл бұрын
money has nothing to do with oppression, her riches don't belong to the entire black community. individually many make money but wealth is power and as a group black people lack that. Also there was a time in history when businesses refused to service black people, their money wasn't wanted at those businesses and it was legal. Asians as a group make money, Jewish People, white people, etc. Black wall street was burned to the ground, black communities made into gutters now being gentrified. Jay z made his money from rich white people same as all entertainers. black people don't own anything or have power in America. All those millions can be taken by government also companies were threatening many jobs of celebs who didn't get the vaccine. That's power my friend. being rich and wealthy aren't the same, Lebron is rich, the people that pay him his millions are wealthy
@kicknowledgesmith8608
Жыл бұрын
@@ninjanibba4259 It was an attempt at sarcasm, to say you can't be hated or oppressed if you have money, which is BS. Whoopie doesn't own the view she's an employee.
No New Yorker will eat Pizzahut.
I could've swore you said this one was beter than the 1990s turtle movie...
@88detour
Жыл бұрын
I don't think he ever said that. He might have rated it higher than some of the others. That being said I don't think Adam cares much for any of the TMNT movies.
@AdamDoesMovies
Жыл бұрын
I played devils advocate on the Movie Feuds episode. I often do that for guests. When I ranked the TMNT movies, I put the original above this
@sphereofcompassioncreation156
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for clarifying. But you made a good argument in that video. You did like those things about the movie right?
THIS GUY NEVER MISSES LMFAOOOOOO. HE IS HILARIOUS
When the tower is dropping along with Megan Fox she isn't really in any danger. With that yellow outfit along with the injected lips she looks and functions just like the raft from Temple of Doom.
The 1990 film and TMNT 2007 are my personal Turtle favorites. Not a fan of 2014.
@chasehedges6775
Жыл бұрын
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@chasehedges6775
Жыл бұрын
The Elevator scene in the 2014 one is really cool/iconic though
@MSgt_0699
Жыл бұрын
Never been able to get into TMNT. I spend my days being butt hurt that they can't get a single damn G.I. Joe movie worth a viewing.
@raidthanfl
Жыл бұрын
The 07 movie was super fun. I hope the new one is good
@bofi1280
Жыл бұрын
I feel like the 2007 one is very underrated.
Eric Ball-Sach McPenis Balls 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I absolutely lol’d!!! I f**king love this guy. EDIT: they keep coming and get funnier! 😂
@bofi1280
Жыл бұрын
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Maybe they should try do another live action remake movie but with better writers, designers, actors and a director.
Hey Adam, this is definitely your best review. Great work 😂
Adam is quickly becoming one of my favorite reviewers. I love these videos so much. Keep up the good work good sir. You're awesome.
I've seen better acting in "Adult films" than anything Megan Fox has been in
@CEWIII9873
Жыл бұрын
Have you seen any adult films with Megan Fox? Asking for a friend...
@CEWIII9873
Жыл бұрын
@@funzy101 what does Michael Bay think?
Your reviews are better than the movies you review. Always.
The elevator scene is the only best part in the movie
You went all in on the comedy in this one and I am absolutely here for it. This was hilarious 🤣
Are you trying to save face now when you defended this movie lol
@AdamDoesMovies
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The classic Movie Feuds. Fun fact, I almost always wrote the lines for both people in the episode and let the guest decide which movie to defend.
Every time I see William Fichtner I always think of him getting killed in the movie Heat. I know he’s in a lot of other films but that’s what I associate him with. Also, that POS The Lone Ranger
These nicknames for Eric Sachs. 🤣🤣🤣
1:15 - Oh. Challenge thrown. Challenge accepted. Now what, Gregory? Where you going? Absurditanium?
@gregc6107
Жыл бұрын
It's on like donkey kong!!!
You have a review out there saying 2014 was beeter than 1990 tmnt And you said the flash movie was good... its hard to take you serious
@vanillajack5925
Жыл бұрын
Have you seen The Flash? I thought it was pretty good. Although I did have free tickets and went in with no expectations.
@bofi1280
Жыл бұрын
People's opinions change.
@AdamDoesMovies
Жыл бұрын
I had to defend it for the Movie Feuds episode. I don’t think it’s better
Not sure what I laughed at more... this movies perfect so far... or the hilarious names for Eric. Thank god I work from home, LOL!
How are you not presenting the Oscars. Better still, what about putting your own together. Good, Bad and Ugly? 😂🎉
I am so glad I followed my gut and didn't see those movies.
Michael Bay's greatest hit of all time (my opinion) is Armageddon. I want to see another film with that same feel.
I didn't hear any complaining about Megan Fox not having red hair from the usual suspects lol
@vietnamd0820
Жыл бұрын
Good point! 😂
@anubusx
Жыл бұрын
Usual Suspects?
@bisnu548
Жыл бұрын
She does have dark red hair.
I actually liked part 2 a lot better. It has been the closest film to the old cartoons even tho they look awful
Apparently Megan Fox wasn’t a STRONG FEMALE LEAD. I spoke too soon, lol.
I don't mind this one. I liked that they incorporated more of the modern origin story from the comics for the Turtles vs. using the old origin. I thought Shredder was badass. We finally got a deliverance on the promise of a Super Shredder. That way we dont get the same rehashed fight over and over. The design of the turtles is awful though. I hate all the random shit they have hanging off of them.
The original movie was the best. Music, look and Corey Feildman. Nuh said😅
Fichtner was actually one of the good guys in Contact.
“Vag Manufacturing”!!! Yo! Why am i laughing so hard?!
This was great 😂😂
Good stuff as usual!
Didn't expect to, can't explain why, but I'm honest, so I ain't gonna deny; I kind of liked this movie.
Off topic: Love the flamingo shirt! Now just don't wear it for the next five videos 😅
As an adult I was never a mega TMNT fan (I liked it as a child for sure), but I saw this movie once, felt it was okay, and never saw it again. I thought it was okay, but it didn't make an impression on me really.
Megan Fox is the only thing I have no complaints on. Super hot and her performance might not be too bad
This is the movie that broke my spirit and showed me how low Hollywood will go
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I love your comment about design being shit vs bad cgi. I have also been annoyed with how bad cgi is lately. It looks so cheap. Even in a trash movie like this, you can see they care about the cgi quality.
Love the humor! 😂
He said the thing! “STRONG FEMALE LEADSssssss” ….. this movie sucked hard….. TMNT fan here….. 2/10….. FYI: in cartoon Splinter was a rat & learned his fighting techniques mimicking his master.
Wow! So glad I never watched that dumb movie
I thought it was ok , a bit of silly fun.
second one was better actually pretty good if they made a third one it might have been really good
Ninja Turtles 3 (1993) is better then these 2 films. I said it
2 words Raising Arizona
This movie is perfect so far™
I’m not even fan of TMNT and when I watched it for the first time… I’ll say it looks so bad. Shredder looks stupid, turtles look horrible, and splinter as well. Other words it was boring
To be honest I didn’t mind the sequel it was better than the first film
Lolol nice review 💀
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Theodore Rex greatest movie of all time
I dunno man. I thought this movie was entertaning at least.. xD
Pausing after your intro there to say that I really enjoyed both of these Turtles movies. Big fan as a kid and I thought this new take was pretty good. I think the second was even better. Both movies were far better than any of the Transformers movies.
Don't mind a single M.Bay move at all. Sure they're too long, focus on characters you don't wanna see, but... There's just something to his style.
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Lmao great video
Yeah the first Michael Bay turtles movie was a complete travesty. The second one actually makes for a decent fanservice turtle movie if you can ignore the turtles themselves.