i had a dream that technoblade was alive and philza was sick in a hospital room but techno didn't know which room he was in and instead of calling him and asking he started going through obstacle courses opening doors, going through vents, searching everywhere you named it and it in the end when he found him he noticed that phil was wearing his "GG EZ" merch

@withinofwhat1083

Жыл бұрын

Hello fellow dreamer

@bestypotato

Жыл бұрын

LMAO WHAT

@VikkiVibe

Жыл бұрын

I wish I had a dream about Techno :(

@buddythebox6457

Жыл бұрын

It happen when you are too sad about technoblade.

@lattestarlet

Жыл бұрын

WHY IS THAT FUNNY HELPP

God: doesn't have parents, making him an orphan Technoblade: I'm about to destroy this man's whole career

@Justyouraveragetherian-

Жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Justyouraveragetherian-

Жыл бұрын

THIS IS WAY TOO UNDERRATED

@chiefmuck2143

Жыл бұрын

God isn't an orphan, he was there since the begininng of time

@hareemfatimah3385

Жыл бұрын

This is too funny

@normal.knight

Жыл бұрын

God run

“Legends say that techno is still out there slaughtering orphans in heaven”

@radelgaming6905

Жыл бұрын

@Mimii yup

@PhilNihilus

Ай бұрын

Then he'd be in Hell.

@JoshuaA1307

26 күн бұрын

Well he did want God to hesitate when he would be sent to hell

Adding "Technoblade never dies" is the singularly best decision Mojang has made in an incredibly long time

Techno: *maniacally laughs* God and the Orphans: "Oh, sh*t." *runs quickly*

@yn-fo4by

Жыл бұрын

Tecno. NO MATTER HOW FAST YOU RUN I WILL ALWAYS BE ONE. STEP. CLOSER

@askaristorm9069

Жыл бұрын

Yep gonna kill all the orphans again and is gonna edit the future so that in school you must learn of his legacy and of course subscribe to him

@americannightmare4130

Жыл бұрын

Cringe. Just rest in peace, techno.

@alcoholmarker

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee 𝙎𝙃𝙐𝙏 𝙐𝙋

@brgbrgnrgbbgdbfgrnntyj5yrdhegj

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee *how about you stop copy and pasting your messages*

Between a cat girlfriend and Technoblade, I would choose Technoblade, even if he called me a nerd every three seconds because TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!

@Tessathetranformersprimeaddict

Жыл бұрын

U and millions of others *including me*

@zahariarial4270

Жыл бұрын

Ez answer fuck love I want happiness

@f1zzler._.

Жыл бұрын

(Disclaimer: This is just a theory and not a hate comment) Do you wonder what would happen if everyone picked the cat girlfriend? The balance of life would remain, because if you resurrect technoblade, you'd be screwing up something in the other side of the world. Reviving technoblade will not be a viable option. Like one said "The essence of life cannot be recreated once the soul is gone.", but those guys are a bunch of IDIOTS. GET TECHNOBLADE BACK WE NEED NEW GOD TO LOOK UPON

@theblade6918

Жыл бұрын

Ha another one that chooses the same thing as me

@venomgaming7014

Жыл бұрын

Don’t we all?

This actually the first video of this kind that I watched with a smile on my face. A sad one, but a smile nonetheless. Thank you mate, the memes are really nice. Rest in peace, you wonderful nerd.

@NukeEntity

Жыл бұрын

POV All of us when we see this comment: 🥲

@itschelloplays1505

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee no technoblade better than u

@TiktakME

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee no ur a five year old

@brgbrgnrgbbgdbfgrnntyj5yrdhegj

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee *im getting sick of you*

@catnap_official_is_real

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee LAUNGUAGE **Throws chair at face**

Rest in peace Techno, you will be missed… Thanks for everything.

One day techno will come back and post a video called “I have beaten god”

@fireball6562

Жыл бұрын

that's kinda messed up

@Kai-But-Also-Tori

Жыл бұрын

If he could come back, he'd definitely post something like that

@-_thatonefriend_-10yearsago

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee who lied to you

@allingquilatonestacion4353

Жыл бұрын

@@-_thatonefriend_-10yearsago XDDDDDD Sir/Ma'am, I want you to know that your reply is COMEDY GOLD 🤣👍

@Kai-But-Also-Tori

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee Well that's a lie, he was a legend and nobody knows who you even are

Technoblade’s skin is literally so popular it rivals Steve and Alex, the two ORIGINAL skins. That’s awesome!

@inf1nity_yt

Жыл бұрын

And he’s beaten Dream….. AGAIN!

@iCybqr

Жыл бұрын

@@inf1nity_yt Even Dream knows when to admit defeat, and kneel down to the legend.

I just realize that Technoblade is probably getting a round two on torturing orphans in heaven and hell

if i met a genie i would wish to bring back techno. may you rest in piece

@mcaroacegirl7476

Жыл бұрын

I would wish cancer never existed. Then this trauma wouldn't happen

@manipulator4535

Жыл бұрын

Bro bring a dead person back to life is one of the wishes that you can’t do

@quackityspacemafia7661

Жыл бұрын

@@manipulator4535 but you can wish for cancer to never exist or turn back time and then wish for technos saftey

@manipulator4535

Жыл бұрын

@@quackityspacemafia7661 I mean true but still

@juicebox01

Жыл бұрын

@@quackityspacemafia7661 That would completely change history, i mean asking for cancer to never exist, what if in turn, you aren't born and hence you never wished it or techno was just never born.

About 1:13 , remember the moments with "If we inflict enough trauma to this child , it will give us good deals" and "Well we maybe inflicted enough trauma for it to become funny"? Well we're funny at this point

@Anonymous67

Жыл бұрын

At technoblade's last vid, I never watched the whole thing, never ever. So I never realize what's going on. When I found out, I'm moving to Mars

@StanislavSasin

Жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous67 well good job , but you will never be funny. _You do not have enough trauma points to unlock this skill_

@malvi583

Жыл бұрын

Shut up Im beating btd 6 with 3 very bad towers

normal pig: oink pig with a crown: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD R.I.P Technoblade. We will all miss you dearly, thank you for all the great times, we all love you king

@pfp-underwater

Жыл бұрын

@Emma-Jayne Cummings-Gribbin b-blood?

@mcaroacegirl7476

Жыл бұрын

I want Minecraft to add a new name tag thing for Techno... I also won't be killing a Minecraft pig again

@ghauswood9594

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee at?

@techno9974

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee cap ur 100% worse

@askaristorm9069

Жыл бұрын

@@mcaroacegirl7476 there is a texture pack or something you can add that when you name a pig technoblade it will the pig his crown

4:09 I died when he said Anti-Christ instead of anarchist

7:21 context as probably 90% of you know techno made a hunger games video where he put characters in a hunger games simulator very funny characters, one of them was abraham lincoln, and the rest is history they held hands and had a 91% compatibility

@SmileFlame3

Жыл бұрын

I remember that very vividly

@Flora_Dawn

Жыл бұрын

I need a link! I wanna see this!

I'll definitely choose technoblade instead of the cat gf man. RIP Legend

@Filipex13

Жыл бұрын

everyone

@mechanicer3105

Жыл бұрын

chosing gf would be so fucking selfish

@dragonmaster5185

Жыл бұрын

@@mechanicer3105 people who chose gf are NERDS

@ElissaTan12227

Жыл бұрын

I would do that too 🥲

@Anonymous67

Жыл бұрын

Technoblade gets Rickrolled

the fact that now god and techno would spent eternity fighting is just weird to think because god cant die and Technoblade Never Dies!!!

@FugaNotOfficial

Жыл бұрын

That’s messed up

@virtknightvirtknight3698

Жыл бұрын

To quote techno 2 “ I mean, how hard could it be!”

@vyronemmanouil1202

Жыл бұрын

GOD DOESN'T NEED TO DIE, TECHNO WILL NETRUELIZE HIM

@lionelvandevonder9886

Жыл бұрын

God will die because of techno

@virtknightvirtknight3698

Жыл бұрын

@@vyronemmanouil1202 no? God will step away from the throne to let technoblade take his spot

2:06 let's go baby! suck it dream!

0:48 2. For sure but I always wanted a technoblade call me nerd

even after 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60. years i'm gonna remember the best youtuber... Rest In Peces technoblade/Alexander/Dave... (So sorry for mine grammar)

@artimator4714

Жыл бұрын

ur grammers fine,i do that all the time with my friends also,i should start watching Techno,he sounds wayyyyyy better than Dream,even though i watch neither

@Happy-fx6gi

Жыл бұрын

@@artimator4714 it's a Lil to late for that. But go ahead

@lalyRST

Жыл бұрын

@@artimator4714 they both are good

@lalyRST

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee Ok bot who literally has less subs than him and doesn't even post REAL videos

@bitonic589

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee you don't even upload videos LMFAO 🤣

4:23 *so you have chosen death*

0:45 techno coming back every milosecond of eternity

2:26 seeing this is a filipino makes memso happy

4:17 *Kirby find's your sin unforgivable*

Rip technoblade you will be missed dearly

@m.cpokegirl8941

Жыл бұрын

That's the truth. But if you think about it... you have to fall to rise. Especially If you want to fight God in a 1v1

@jai9919

Жыл бұрын

@@m.cpokegirl8941 I hope he streams it tho, so we chat Ls in the chat.

@m.cpokegirl8941

Жыл бұрын

@@jai9919 Lol yeah. Or, we could be supportive at the same time so we get "First try part 2"

@Anonymous67

Жыл бұрын

KZread made it so that way the word "Technoblade" is underlined in red

@hitler5042

Жыл бұрын

f

2:01 Techno beating Dream from beyond the grave lmao

11:12 BRO ITS LITERALLY RAINING AND THUNDER 24/7 HERE!!!

@britishmapper6308

Жыл бұрын

Same at Georgia

The meme with cancer sacrificing itself and technoblade inspiring millions of lives made me so sad and when you said let’s beat it together I cried because my grandma has stage 5 bone cancer

@saranaded2274

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know if you believe in Christ but I want you to know I’ll keep your grandma in my prayers🙏

@VikkiVibe

Жыл бұрын

Oh, darling, I am so sorry. I hope she recovers quickly.

@bakiciciteye_7702

Жыл бұрын

I'll pray for your grandma man, hope she get better

@ThatDigitalDemon

Жыл бұрын

You have my support m8

Techno, I wouldn’t care if he called me a nerd every 3 seconds

@gillow1469

Жыл бұрын

its funny for a while but after an hour you're gonna wish you were deaf

@fireball6562

Жыл бұрын

@@gillow1469 ik so nah

@heilinstarling9436

Жыл бұрын

@@gillow1469 still worth it. I would've happily become deaf if it somehow brought him back. Many people would've chosen the same. Sadly, it doesn't work like that. He's gone but we need to keep on living

@Moon_Savior

Жыл бұрын

I mean, it's true, I am a nerd. Maybe. Idk and idc, bring him back

RIP Tecno we will never forget our legend

@askaristorm9069

Жыл бұрын

yeah we need a petition so that the next generation must learn about him school i bet we would all have an A+ in that class

@zakingcuh

Жыл бұрын

Virgin lmao

6:18 technoblade when baby zombie with full golden armor is chaising philza

2:31 I'm a Filipino and I never knew that :) looks like they're doing a great job

@DarkRuler989

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Bread9sticks

Жыл бұрын

SAAAMMMEEE

@bakiciciteye_7702

Жыл бұрын

I wanted to do that but ı couldnt find colours, so i found chalk-stone on the ground and I wrote *Not Even Close Baby, Technoblade Never Dies* 👑🗡️ every park that I saw.

@Bread9sticks

Жыл бұрын

@@bakiciciteye_7702 nice

@lalyRST

Жыл бұрын

Bro same-

technoblade never dies. He didnt. He acended to the relm of gods to fight. God accepted his challenge. Felt like i saw the battle last night in the thunder storm and I talked to him. Probably called me and god a nerd during it.

I love the one how it's like "Can someone tell techno to calm down up there??!" And it's thunder and lightning all week!😄🤣

@TechnobladeNeverDies69420

Жыл бұрын

so that's why it's raining so much. Gods crying

5:50 : - god bridges around god then fireballs him off the map

1:45 sounds like something techno would say

8:05 nah man you gotta aim for the balls it does instant kill + 420 damage and adds 69 to orphan kill streak

We should make it our duty to keep his memory alive forever. He was the best man alive (dying typing this) We love him and as long as we remember him, his legacy will live on (took a break here)💔 Rest In Peace, King ❤️

@askaristorm9069

Жыл бұрын

he was the most humble and funny person ever have you seen what connereatspants said about techno giving his little brother a signed youtoos for x-mas

@isaiaholaru5013

Жыл бұрын

Yes

0:23 It Is True His Name Is Alex

It is a tradition to come back and watch this every now and then.

0:15 relax bro the people disliked be cause they hated the fact that technoblade died.

@Flora_Dawn

Жыл бұрын

And bots don’t forget the dislike bots.

@stromegy5792

Жыл бұрын

@Jack Raiden it's not removed on PC/laptop

@brgbrgnrgbbgdbfgrnntyj5yrdhegj

Жыл бұрын

@@stromegy5792 uhh, yes it is

@Ana_LMAO

Жыл бұрын

Yoo Fluffy Boiii! Ralsei

10:38 invsee plugin: Am I a joke to you?

"pfft couldn't even make it to stage 5 NERD" This is forever how I'm going to try and make myself smile after crying at this

3:11 NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED HEHEHE

3:49 bout to drop kick those orphans again and god at the same time. :)

3:02 IS TRUE

Techno: technoblade never dies Cancer: and i took that personally

7:05 loooool fr

9:25 me: where is my shotgun. Blood for the blood god technoblade never dies

@xrextherex

Жыл бұрын

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

"Probably yelling 'NEEERRRDDDD'" I can imagine him saying that, I'll think of that when I'm sad

3:26 lmao I'm famous

0:28 this is so good that it must be true

8:19 philza and us will remember techno every time a baby zombie appears on his streams

@Moon_Savior

Жыл бұрын

I was chased by one earlier today while playing with my brothers, I explained it to my brothers, they both know who technoblade was, I practically heard my brother's heart shatter when I told him he was dead. That was my brother's first time hearing about it.

6:05 there's my meme lol R.I.P Technoblade

6:50 damn techno roasted him

10:45 *Acshually itsh “drop kicked”*

10:10 Let me join that fight

Even though this slightly cheered me up, I still am kinda upset from the incident and it’s kinda hard to move on with many reminders on my yt page. Thanks for helping my feel better though (also other people), we appreciate it! (OH AND JUST TO CONFIRM: this isn’t hate! I really enjoyed the video! Its just the moving on part. Don’t take this in badly! Have a great day everyone 😀

@Western_Dude

Жыл бұрын

Techno seeing your comment in heaven: "NEEEEEEEERD"

@jellyfish0311

Жыл бұрын

Have you considered incognito for a couple of weeks until the reminders are less upsetting? I'm not being sarcastic I sincerely hope you overcome all the stages of grief.

Technoblades birthday should be called Alex day, and everyone has to watch Technoblade all day

6:09 I am a girl but i fell like a man .

0:36 techno

1:55 technoblade and someone from my country This is just awasome

1:50 i did not know techno Was macedonian

“Doctor I dropped kicked that child in self-defence” -Technoblade

@heilinstarling9436

Жыл бұрын

Officer. And the funniest thing about this quote is that by "that child" he meant Tommy, lol

@ThatDigitalDemon

Жыл бұрын

Officer, I drop kicked God in self-defence. YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME

Saw a lot of these on his subreddit. Find them all funny being compiled like this lol

8:12 That was what happened on the finale stream...

Fly high king you will be missed techno

@sodaanimates4862

Жыл бұрын

Yes

So, uh, the religions you got there? Yeah, you gonna have to let them go, Techno's in charge now. Now there's really nothing to be scared of, unless you're an orphan that is.

03:42 oh lol

1:07 Not even his passing didn't even make him fade into obscurity, his legacy is among those of the great renaissance artists, it will only grow greater with time.

9:13 LOOOOLLLLLL

His e-chest contents are not lost. He planned it to have everything he needs for his fight against God

@kreidu3215

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee Pathetic. You think you're better than the Blade?

@cassidybrookz7815

Жыл бұрын

@SaneOffCoffee you have either been lied to or are a crime against nature also do you have 14 mil subs? I didn’t think so

@brgbrgnrgbbgdbfgrnntyj5yrdhegj

Жыл бұрын

@@cassidybrookz7815 i reported them

@brgbrgnrgbbgdbfgrnntyj5yrdhegj

Жыл бұрын

@@cassidybrookz7815 so no need to worry

at least we can make memes. rip techno, have fun againset god, hope you win

@fireball6562

Жыл бұрын

i don't believe in god but just watch out for anyone that gets offended,

LOL 7:58

1:38 even videos that has NOTHING TO DO WITH TECHNOBLADE people still spam "rip techno"

2:49 101%😑

Gosh I miss Technoblade already 😔😔😔 It's like 1 am here and I'm still wide awake crying.

@askaristorm9069

Жыл бұрын

yeah ive come to accept it i still cry sometimes but now i just imagine how he's looking down on all of us like NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and is just sipping on a glass of water in a fish tank while also looking at fundy like i wonder if i can haunt him

Seriously, imagine seeing a video of someone dying of cancer and their sobbing father reading their final note and having the audacity to dislike the video.

Techno will forever be with us

couldn't even reach stage 5 L's in the chat

@slayer6946

Жыл бұрын

L

@whotheheckisalexa

Жыл бұрын

L

@mvyouthgenesis2653

Жыл бұрын

L

@BRAN_ATR

Жыл бұрын

L

@awesomeboi1772

Жыл бұрын

L

4:03 BRUHHHHHHH THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME PROUD

Child:dad why is my name technoblade Dad: because technoblade is the name of a god..

2:48 the percentage adds up to 101% lol

Even if technoblade calls me a nerd every 3 secs I will still choose that

@Moon_Savior

Жыл бұрын

I would start introducing myself as a nerd if that happened. I would introduce myself that way with pride

3:54 BRUH

I had a dream where I was off to Uni, and I had said my goodbyes, but I heard a voice yell out to me "Wait!". It was Technoblade. He hugged me tightly and said "Good luck at University, Nerd." And Thats where I woke up.

@chaoticglitched

Жыл бұрын

Bro, techno blade visited you in your dreams

@eliza_notfound9337

Жыл бұрын

@@chaoticglitched I cried when I woke up because it wasn't real.

This helps so much thank u

0:13 how tf does he sees dislike number

@ryantibbittsva7081

Жыл бұрын

Chrome extension I think

@brgbrgnrgbbgdbfgrnntyj5yrdhegj

Жыл бұрын

@@ryantibbittsva7081 i think its accually not on youtube

Keep up the good work bro Almost at 100k 😄😄😄😄😄😄

7:27 CAP

0:42 Yes Technoblade I will always choose him every single time

2:32 hey why did they draw dream (discord mod looking guy) next to technoblade. Get him at least 15 feet (4.572 meters) away from technoblade.

1:32 AND IM IM_A_SQUID_DOG

R.I.P Technoblade great video

Half of me want to yell at you and the other half of me is wanting to yell thank you for making this

rip techno 🕊

From scratch to a youtuber to a lost legend. R.I.P technoblade 🤚😔

This is probably what Techno would have wanted. Thank you

it’s been 2 weeks and techno earned 4 mil subs in that time