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@bajhi_

2 жыл бұрын

yes

Skeppy: I have half a heart Techno: Punchs him off W h a t

@luminatron

3 жыл бұрын

Tlot pwist

@layalsaleh4103

3 жыл бұрын

@@luminatron polt tiwst

@JoNarDLoLz

3 жыл бұрын

You see, Skeppy is using an advance technic called *"lying"*

@canadianjeremy4639

3 жыл бұрын

Armor.

@jaxonklaus838

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoNarDLoLz you could see his health on his name

Wait techno can play the violin that sound like an extremely random fact to drop out of nowhere

@savyhusslein8457

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and jchlatt plays the cello

@boxofstuff994

3 жыл бұрын

@@savyhusslein8457 YEAH MCYT ORCHESTRA

@jonahbreen8512

3 жыл бұрын

He also watches RWBY

@savyhusslein8457

3 жыл бұрын

@@boxofstuff994 thas what I've been saying

@savyhusslein8457

3 жыл бұрын

He also listen to Hamilton to pass the ap history test with our doing all the work

"You can't keep bullying people online" "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career" is probably my favourite quote, well next to "that's the 2nd worst thing what happened to those orphans" which is an all time favourite

@aitormenta3633

3 жыл бұрын

*"I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate" wants to know your location*

@LuLu-uz3lg

3 жыл бұрын

@@aitormenta3633 oh my, I completely forgot about that one, true that's also a great one

@Idk-ux9bz

3 жыл бұрын

“No that was a common misconception, he has no eyes, he sees through echolocation. And he is also deaf.”

@supertron6039

3 жыл бұрын

@@Idk-ux9bz That was more like a high level Techno roast.

@verp4779

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite is when skeppy says,” I hate playing with you because you make me look stupid” Techno: You think that’s my doing?

Is no one gonna talk about how seamlessly Techno’s laugh transitions between clips at 8:25

@expiredmilk5435

3 жыл бұрын

Oh skeppy that's a nice base defense you have there

@sydabri123

3 жыл бұрын

It would be a shame if i were to left click

@aigeee

3 жыл бұрын

xD

@shuipaii9102

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry about it you won’t die

@aleksaakovic8182

3 жыл бұрын

@Kylar Cheng *distant dinosaur screeching*

Is there a time that techno isn't bullying skeppy

@-zawolf-8325

3 жыл бұрын

n o

@goodvibesrav

3 жыл бұрын

yes, when he’s bullying someone else

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

When techno is not in the video

@MercuryA2000

3 жыл бұрын

When he's sleeping. Even then he's dreaming up new roasts.

@ballshaver773

3 жыл бұрын

@Mr. poor oo I love that video

Skeppy fans: *NOOOOO you cant just bully skeppy* Techno: *HAHA insults go BRRR*

@-zawolf-8325

3 жыл бұрын

l e l

@greywasnthere8875

3 жыл бұрын

I’m I skeppy fan and personally he can bully skeppy all he wants

@badboyhalossimp3-42

3 жыл бұрын

Techno needs to bully skep more!

@waveii8615

3 жыл бұрын

As a skeppy fan I give techno permission to bully skeppy as much as he wants

@lottez4311

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, its just a joke, not EVERYONE is like that, just some of 'em

5:30 Skeppy: You can’t keep bullying people online. Technoblade: That’s what my teacher said and then I made it into a career.

@keirajames6074

3 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂

Alternative Title: one crowned piggy boy bullies a valuable, walking, talking ore from block game for 9 minutes

@chuichiro0062

3 жыл бұрын

nice

@-zawolf-8325

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s the entire video in a nutshell

@-caspo-

3 жыл бұрын

Skeppy? Valuable?

@cloverwizard03alt37

3 жыл бұрын

- Caspo - Skeppy’s player model.

@zapawak4808

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloverwizard03alt37 just say skin like any normal person

These two have to most underrated friendship ever

@johann3256

3 жыл бұрын

Friendship?

@JoaoGabriel-lb5ku

3 жыл бұрын

@@johann3256 yes

8:50 That was the scariest thing ever, his scream omg-

@abs51493

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Fnaf jumpscare

@finnythepooh

3 жыл бұрын

@@abs51493 ikr O_o

@scooble_

3 жыл бұрын

aaAAAAAA

"YES!" "NOOO!!!" "For a moment there, I heard true joy in your voice" All-time great Skeppy/Techno interaction

8:50 you can hear Skeppy’s demonic screaming in the background I’m dead.

@AppplemanTheHoloFan

3 жыл бұрын

No, that wasn't Skeppy. Skeppy got so angry that he went to kill the child that he locked up in his basement. This is why the scream was a bit quiet, not because techno lowered the volume, but because it was from Skeppy's basement

5:04 “Stop answering me because you always make me look stupid” “Yes that’s *MY* doing”

5:29 "you cant keep bullying ppl online" said the person that got 3 mill subs of trolling people in minecraft

@anabrinzas1711

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah well

Bro when Techno laughs its so funny, like i don't know how he does it-- But his laugh; makes me laugh

@lamfan3591

3 жыл бұрын

Laughter is contagious

It’s like watching an older brother play Minecraft with his younger one 😂

@greywasnthere8875

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yessss

@mohdzaidiasbat4287

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda like my old recordings of me playing with my brother on hypixel

1:29 this is my favorite technoblade clip

@Ashfer2

3 жыл бұрын

Mine too. He was trolling him the whole time lol

@_TriGN

3 жыл бұрын

what video is it from

@Ashfer2

3 жыл бұрын

@@_TriGN Skeppy's video called I Hate Technoblade kzread.info/dash/bejne/q2WA0qelj7qxhNY.html

@_TriGN

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ashfer2 ty

@_username

3 жыл бұрын

_our only- our only resources_ 😢

“... and I don’t know how to get there.” Techno: “have you tried gettin good?” AKAJSOAJAN BYE

If there's any individual satan fear, it's: 1) God 2) Technoblade

@jacobmartinez38

3 жыл бұрын

Exalaxy X you obviously mean 1) Technoblade 2)God

@jamiecasimir5040

2 жыл бұрын

3) Jschlatt

2:30 You can just hear him trying not to laugh, how gleefully happy he is

Techno is the only funny jerk that I respect

@mananjotsingh9829

3 жыл бұрын

Oi he aint a jerk come on man

My favorite technoblade quote is: "swords are for casuals" as he wins a bedwars game with shadowapples with k/d rate of 15/1 with his bare hands, no weapons included.

Also remember that most of these videos are skeppy trying to cyber bully techno

Alt title: Scientist found out bacon is stronger than diamonds

7:00 that’s the best laugh I heard from Techno yet

Let’s be honest, Technoblade cyberbullies everyone he PvPs just by his mere precence

Let's be honest. We all know this video could have been *MUCH* longer.

2:08 Wow lol "Am I learning?" Techno says "yes" so nonchalantly

Now he yells "cringe" when Skeppy logs into the Dream SMP. Some things never changes.

Best duo in minecraft. Change my mind

@henryhoang0616

3 жыл бұрын

Techno and Dream

@FlochStan

3 жыл бұрын

Techno and Wilbur

@user-xb5bz4fu9o

3 жыл бұрын

@@FlochStan most valid response

@goultzfan

3 жыл бұрын

@@henryhoang0616 they arent even friends that much

@kin7433

3 жыл бұрын

Dream and george

We're deprived of technoskep collabs.

3:44 this is like my favorite moment ever - Why r u so bad - I dunno 😭😭😭

People: Technoblade Me, an intellectual: *T E C H N O S H A D E* Tbh, this is probably already used. Idc, if this is stolen, I didn't know

I love watching their videos together because Technoblade just sounds alive :') Like- they're very close and he seems very comfortable and outgoing with Skeppy, he even laughs *A TON*

I love me some good cyber bullying

@_username

3 жыл бұрын

i eat cyberbullying for breakfast

I love how I know what vid every clip is from ;-;

@tylerberks2756

3 жыл бұрын

Akawika intriguing that you’d know that

@_username

3 жыл бұрын

@@akawikaa this is a what moment

5:05 is one of my favorite Techno quotes ever.

a powerful man said many times "if you wish to defeat me" "train for another 100 YEARS"

their energies are so different it's chaotic and perfect

if dream wishes to defeat technoblade he must train for another 200 years Sun Tzu-The art of war

Ok but techno's laugh is really cute-

And thats why skeppy didn’t train with techno. Skeppy trained with Dream instead

@anandmanaswin

3 жыл бұрын

Dream's never gonna be better then Technoblade noooooob

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7

3 жыл бұрын

@@anandmanaswin shut up stan they're equal

@dedyrahmawanto2148

3 жыл бұрын

@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 that's a joke, but yea techno is better lmaoooooo

this is such a wholesome friendship

6:02 "tic-tac-toe why did you do that!" nice save skeppy

I love seeing that loud and obnoxious kid getting bullied.

@envoxity9544

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@_username

3 жыл бұрын

he- he's 20

@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja

3 жыл бұрын

@@_username Sure doesn't sound like one.

@_username

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja damn you're judgemental

@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja

3 жыл бұрын

@@_username I know, been shitting on that child for 4 years and will continue to do so.

This made me smile so much, Techno and Skeppy together is great

“HEY THERE SKEPPY!” “AHHHH”

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@JustinRed624

3 жыл бұрын

pog

@sl33py20

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustinRed624 pog

4:53 um i take that as a personal insult

@Kai-hi2ii

3 жыл бұрын

as a drummer who plays violin, i am offended by both of them but also proud and i don't even know what i'm doing anymore

3:30 bruh the way he said "not even close" is so goddamn perfect

"Hey there Skeppyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" *Unholy screeching in the background*

7:22 greatest laugh in human history

@axelf9947

3 жыл бұрын

For reasons I cannot explain, that sound just makes me feel happy

see I see skeppy act like this with bad all the time, so it's kind of refreshing seeing Techno do it back to him lol although it makes me realize that's probably why skeppy and bad's friend dynamic is the way it is

I've seen every single one of these videos and it does not get old lmao

I miss Techno and Skeppy content. It’s been a while.

re-watching these gives me so much joy

It’s fun to think about how I know all these clips and which videos they came from.

Technoblade doesn't cyberbully skeppy, he just points out the truth.

techno is just a natural

Its so sad they never got team in any Minecraft Event.

Techno the only one that can out Skeppy skeppy

“I almost won that skywars” “Which of the five” *oof size:large*

How to establish superiority

*If you wish to defeat me...* *Train for another 100 years!*

I was literally just watching one of your older videos

When I first saw this video,I got scared because I was worried this was gonna be clickbait and it would be techno blade cyber bullying skeppy for nine minutes gay... glad to see u delivered and didn’t clickbait us

Already know this video is gonna be good XD

Rip techno

I just got a fun idea from that clip of Skeppy getting knocked off at 1 heart: Skywars on Smash Bros Rules.

3:08 uhh I think skeppy just had a stroke

*On the left, we have Techno 'Orphanslammer' Blade of the Anar=Chy Empire.* *On the right, we have Skep 'Blueskin' py of the Skepland.* Let the battle be- and Blade immediately dropped Blueskin.

7:05 tha' laugh.....😌😇😇😇

Literally every player who went up against king techno

As a violinist, can agree all other instruments are a step down

8:45 A scream of terror to put a smile on my face.

A sentient diamond gets bullied by a taking pig

A Pigman is abusing diamond man for a whole 9 minutes

This is the best thing on yt.

This never gets old.

i love their friendship😂❤️

Technoblade literally getting an English Major to bully Skeppy.

He plays violin?!!!!! That explains EVERYTHING!

i have seen all of these clips sooo many times i cant wait for the new skeppy vid

Love the video! Keep up the good work!

their friendship gives me so much life

from where is the clip at 4:07

This video brings me so much joy

The last good MC KZreadr compilation channel

Dude this is great. Keep it up

8:50 anyone realised, if Techno decided to be nice, he'd be stabbed by white team?

skeppy being happy with 8 win streak techno with 1500 win streak

Best video in the universe

*STAB FOR CLOUT NO-JUTSU*

Tommy and Skeppy are the funniest people to watch being cyberbullied by techno

just a timestamp for me bc this part is so funny 3:07

Tommy is the new Skeppy

love their friendship

Mad respect for this and dint put midroll ads

"Did you try getting gud." -Technoblade