"He was no match for my 2 years of spanish in middle school" - Technonlade

@arrowe_xd6337

3 жыл бұрын

That clip got me

@wilburfoot

3 жыл бұрын

thank you technoblades steering wheel

@arrowe_xd6337

3 жыл бұрын

That time Tommy have stone sword and technoblade use a wooden sword

@khanhvan9884

3 жыл бұрын

@@arrowe_xd6337 techno has wiped out entire teams with his fists so I’m not surprised

@merlijnsvideos751

3 жыл бұрын

Who is Technonlade

"Oh but Technoblade doesn't that kinda sound like-" *"Shhhhhhh I need cobblestone "*

@kirkkek

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Jacob

@questworldiangreenknight7455

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

@cutthroat4274

2 жыл бұрын

child labour perhaps

@AceOfStars0

2 жыл бұрын

@@cutthroat4274 shhhhhhhhhhh

@loguspogus9226

2 жыл бұрын

@@cutthroat4274 parents be like:

Technoblade: no one cares about farming Also techno: sooooo I wasted 1 year of my life farming potatoes

@elore105

2 жыл бұрын

1st reply and 400th like

@stingerjohnny9951

2 жыл бұрын

@@elore105 2nd reply, 600th like

@queelerism

2 жыл бұрын

@@elore105 3rd reply and 758th like

@madisonelmhorst965

2 жыл бұрын

4th reply and 778th like

@gamiing4041

2 жыл бұрын

No one cares if you are 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th reply seriously no one cares

I just realized techno had a skin called “wither master techno”

@kawaiikoffing

3 жыл бұрын

K but he also has a tommy skin. W h y

@williamvalorious4403

3 жыл бұрын

@@kawaiikoffing probably a way to hide him just playing to play

@reluctantlysmol4274

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@ThatsAJ

2 жыл бұрын

@@kawaiikoffing KZread thumbnails

@maxx6498

2 жыл бұрын

we dont care about the fact that you just realized that

“Officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE” -Sun tzu - the art of war

@kian4493

3 жыл бұрын

art of bullying

@beanburritobricks

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna coment the same thing till I saw this

@jorodgames

3 жыл бұрын

Dude what stream was that a part of I can't find it anywhere

@obamasaur

3 жыл бұрын

haha 😂😂🤣

@galaxyinc2027

3 жыл бұрын

Yep he said that I looked it up uhuh

"You can't keep bullying people online" "That's what my teacher said, and then I made it a career" -Technoblade

@HELPMEPLEASE17

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@HarryReynolds-gk6iu

10 ай бұрын

lol

@kmosterbergLolbit

6 ай бұрын

No, that’s just techno. Nothing special

If orphans killed technos parents, doesn't that mean techno is an orphan himself..?

@prav2568

3 жыл бұрын

Shh

@plutoispog6620

3 жыл бұрын

ZIP - ZIP IT 🌝💥💥💥

@gaychainsaw646

3 жыл бұрын

Get in now

@curlyfrize7675

3 жыл бұрын

Get in the bag.

@fiery.autistic_

2 жыл бұрын

there can only be one.

"PHILLLLLZZAAAAAA" -Sun Tzu, art of war

@PatriotMapper

3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever considered that Sun Tzu could be shortened to Sun T and T can stand for Technoblade?

@ready_get_set_go

3 жыл бұрын

@@PatriotMapper Sun Technoblade

@mithunsundar5432

3 жыл бұрын

'Just enough with this' -Sun Tzu, art of war

@brickyrb4555

2 жыл бұрын

"Stop giving me quotes that I didn't make" -Sun Tzu, art of war

@shahabkhan9441

2 жыл бұрын

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“SkyBlock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, resides with in us the power to overcome such challenges” this quote by Techno really hits a different way after his death RIP Technoblade

@mini1173

Жыл бұрын

Yea ☹️😭

@nickwang5237

8 ай бұрын

Going to college is the best decision in his KZreadr career

@YaYeetBoyThe0P

7 ай бұрын

also "if skyblock has taught me anything. Its that the answer to all of your problems is SLAVERY"

@killerklown21

6 ай бұрын

I had just the same thought. That shit be hitting different nowadays.

@Mr-Beanz

6 ай бұрын

Hypixel has taught me that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery

"why do you want to kill orphans, well you see.. when I was a child-" me: *gets an ad*

@beanburritobricks

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@me0wl709

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😭

@MaxiLixa

3 жыл бұрын

Same-

@dreamfan6486

3 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@blaze_2992

3 жыл бұрын

Same xD

Is it weird that whenever techno gives like a serious monologue it's like always really good? Like at the end of part three of the potato war he gave a really serious and understandable monologue that just hit home I feel like if the man wanted to he could become the best video essay maker on the platform

@SpinoMedia

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair Techno is an English major

@Lunerai

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpinoMedia was. Neve forget he dropped out of college because minecraft was the only thing he had the mental capacity for

@CasperA

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lunerai Yes and it's a well known fact that all knowledge evaporates the moment you drop out of college

@viktorbeisland4506

2 жыл бұрын

@@CasperA very true, since i had my last math class i have forgotten algebra

@amandarama3314

2 жыл бұрын

He was an English major lol

Technoblade: Nobody cares about farming Some months later Technoblade: I'M POTATO KING HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!

@petermarsella6537

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody cares about farming, except for when it's bullying a child

I miss techno so much, the upload he made, was heartbreaking. It wasn’t even him in the video, it was his father (and Floof). I hope he is well wherever he is. Technoblade never dies, he is forever in our hearts.

@lucass4827

Жыл бұрын

The sad thing is that he will be forgotten to most people in 20 years and once anyone dies if they aren’t in history books its like they never existed in 100 years

@lucass4827

Жыл бұрын

cwrwn ?

@RonalynCalmita2010

Жыл бұрын

​@@lucass4827 😭

@demonknight0412

Жыл бұрын

2:10 It almost feels like he ment to put it there for today and all of us to see. So that we know no matter what problems come our way we can always push through. Just like how he was fighting with his cancer and never lost hope, always in a cheerful mood.

@PokemonFanJigglypuff

Жыл бұрын

@@cwrwn928 If youtube is alive in 20 years/100 years and his account doesn't end up getting hacked then there going to be people coming to see this person. Also, there are songs made in tribute to him or Dream SMP so he probably won't be forgotten. If Minecraft is still being played then probably be a page or the big people that played Minecraft and one is Technoblade.

1:54 This is probably one of my favorite clips of Technoblade. His wording, along with the music makes it very emotional, inspiring, and overall just beautiful...

@kailo4565

2 жыл бұрын

lol i know… not me getting emotional 🥲

@GameMaster-wi5ug

2 жыл бұрын

yea this is the first time for me seeing technoblade teaching something of what he is playing to his viewers

@mypersonalspace6597

9 ай бұрын

Still miss him, once a legend, always a legend

Technoblade: *steals presents form orphans* Me: this is bad Technoblade: what are they gonna do, call their moms?

@MasterIsabelle

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm

@emodenki4982

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: the f in orphan stands for family :)

@Harveyidk

2 жыл бұрын

@@emodenki4982 and the o,r,p,h,a,n and s in orphans don't have one.

@MasterIsabelle

2 жыл бұрын

@@emodenki4982 oof

@Black_Ros_e

2 жыл бұрын

@@Harveyidk I don't think you understand the joke

Forever in our hearts, RIP the legend. o7 Even the title says it, the moments will never get old...

@BananaSmoothies-

Жыл бұрын

I miss him too…

@thewhitecoxy9307

Жыл бұрын

rest Legend

@blue-1079

Жыл бұрын

May you rest in peace, Techno. You will be missed

@rarex4400

Жыл бұрын

o7 - salute

@arsonblack345

Жыл бұрын

Rip blood god

Technoblade: “Ain’t nobody care about farming” Also Technoblade: “See I was actually using an advance technique called LYING”

@valkyrj_a

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@valkyrj_a

Жыл бұрын

@How Ridiculous dude stop bringing that up it makes me sad

@leahjohn5760

Жыл бұрын

Techno used lying, it wasn’t effective!

@RecluseAbomination

3 ай бұрын

​@@valkyrj_aThe context: Gone, reduced to atoms

3:10 "techno why do you hate orphans? Well you see when I was a child-" KZread: "hehe baby add go *BRRR* "

@insertcoolnamehere1375

3 жыл бұрын

I got one too

@anai.7889

3 жыл бұрын

febreeze light

@leetaeminshairdye

3 жыл бұрын

Pampers ad

@arrowe_xd6337

3 жыл бұрын

Baby biting another baby finger That's how the orphan story happend

@Jayfire

3 жыл бұрын

bounty

that speech during sky block though-

@izzytinmar195

3 жыл бұрын

It was beautiful

@mzreina74

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@i_am_sketchy

3 жыл бұрын

"Ay cabron, dónde está la biblioteca?!" I say this all the time and no one ever questioned it

@lunesvet

2 жыл бұрын

@@i_am_sketchy wasnt it caramba?

"Aint nobody care about farming" You have unlocked Hypocrisy

Never gets old

@calebrossel4324

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao that’s the point of the vid

@snagglegrolop5558

3 жыл бұрын

Like anti-vacc kids

@user-dz4vj2vc4qz

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it got old

@monkeee3000

3 жыл бұрын

Like technoblade and the anti vacc kids

@agent_table6272

3 жыл бұрын

It cant get old you know why? Because old people die and technoblade never dies

These clips are like antivax kids Never getting old

@Boredomfalls

3 жыл бұрын

... *Correct*

@kingnixasvids8648

2 жыл бұрын

Shesh man did not have to do them that dirty

@alex2005z

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly true

@reterols5442

2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH LMAO

@garrisonrash2163

2 жыл бұрын

Idk if I agree, because that would mean the joke are dead

Techno: *spanish speaking while killing Tommy* Me: *looks it up in google translate* Also Me: why did he just violently ask where the library is?

@faded_books

2 жыл бұрын

Because that’s what techno does

@davidkueny2444

2 жыл бұрын

Because not knowing where the library is makes him *ANGRY.*

@lovebirddraws8475

2 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it’s a Deadpool reference

@TrueT0

2 жыл бұрын

Cause that's the thing you remember from the classes, can confirm

@nikitakypraios5828

2 жыл бұрын

what does he say? what is the translation?

2:34 Hits different now

“When I was a child the orphans tore my parents to shreds” Me: doesn’t this make Techno and orphan?

@thatguy-sr5ns

2 жыл бұрын

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he needs origin

@penguinnation9724

2 жыл бұрын

Get in the bag. Now.

@billy_3859

2 жыл бұрын

Get in the bag and everybody lives

@aryad3653

2 жыл бұрын

U know to much -FBI

@SunnyBoltz

2 жыл бұрын

I mean...

"I think skyblock, at its core, is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe, all you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void, theres no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the things you have as you meticulousely use them to their fullest effect with nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings. You slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how rediculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed...by how far we've come..." ~ The man, the myth, the legend himself...Technoblade.

“Wait.. wait, you guys hate Women over there? I need to reconsider sides.”

@captainmorgan9149

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking beautiful

@TGKPostsSometimes

Жыл бұрын

@@captainmorgan9149 unlike women

Techno: NO! MY WHEAT!! THERE WILL BE A FAMINE!!! Also Techno: Wait why are we fighting over food we don't have hunger in this game

Technoblade: Son oF A- *ad begins playing*

@carrotsarenice8096

3 жыл бұрын

Wow.

@fropee6503

2 жыл бұрын

Son of an ad

1:03 that whisper is so satisfying

1:47 Lmaoo, Ranboo and Techno will continue to be one of the funniest duo's I've seen

@swigglyforce5215

Жыл бұрын

well i guess, they cant really be duos anymore.. RIP

@hoahiennguyenthi521

Жыл бұрын

@@swigglyforce5215 techno died, but the duos will always exist in their old video

Am I the only person who cried at 2:40??

@vortozan5395

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t outside but very much did so inside

@kangaroo758

10 ай бұрын

​@@vortozan5395yes

@Khhaos

5 ай бұрын

Nope This one was one of the best speeches It hits so hard It’s a lesson your parents should teach you But to the people who couldn’t rely on lessons given by parents His speeches hits a nerve and strikes our core

We will remember this moments forever. RIP techno.

2:00 this clip is just wholesome..

@Chloe-fs4zu

2 жыл бұрын

Which video is it from?

@vendev6275

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chloe-fs4zu its from he's first skyblock video its called "the hypixel skyblock experience"

@Chloe-fs4zu

2 жыл бұрын

@@vendev6275 thank you

@vendev6275

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chloe-fs4zu np

@gigapoptart7616

Жыл бұрын

Rip techno

I miss him allready

Remember people, as sad as we feel about him passing, never forget him. Come back every once in a while to remember him and appreciate him. The world will never be as bright. o7

this hits different now…. it hurts

@k1llpal409

Жыл бұрын

Ik

Forever loved forever missed

The title got a whole new meaning now, after his death... rest in peace technoblade, the memories countless people hqve made thx to you will never die...

Wow looking back… man. Good old days 🥺

@typingboi6722

Жыл бұрын

ikr, it's so sad. The emotion I feel right now is so strange

Someone tell me why that skyblock monologue made me teary eyed

3:20 i just realized that technoblade is technically also an orphan 😧

Rip legend

Him taking about skyblock made me cry actually…it was so beautiful 😭❤️

"I immediately headed to the safest place I knew Afganistan."

It... it got old

"technoblade never dies"

@whutekid12

Жыл бұрын

Liar

3:52 ...well, that didn't age well

@kangaroo758

10 ай бұрын

That... was the joke

if trchnoblade cant have his parents in one piece, then the orphans cant have their lives. also much love to Technoblade, I hope he gets better soon

@quinnception631

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@lunafox9

Жыл бұрын

I wished he did got better but at least we have the memories

see you around, tech.

After Kill Techno. XQC: I'm the best Minecraft player. Canadian Dude: I'm the best Minecraft player. Tommy: I'm the best Minecraft player. Dream: I'm the best Minecraft player. Techno kill them many times. His fans: only 1 kill?

@Myguelsaurus

2 жыл бұрын

Grian: Huh i killed techno

@iconicbeast7730

2 жыл бұрын

@@Myguelsaurus that was a visual glitch

@aberrantreptile

2 жыл бұрын

Only one kill? L

@valkyrj_a

2 жыл бұрын

@@aberrantreptile ikr techno so bad could only get one kill

Technoblade i and the rest of ur,dreams and tommy fan will miss, noone wil forget u we all love u Techno. (Techno never dies

And techno still doesn’t know where the biblioteca is to this day

@Pulivari124

11 ай бұрын

He will never know

@Fiz___

11 ай бұрын

@@Pulivari124literally 😭

"Who do I hate orphans? Well you see when I was a kid-" *xbox ad plays*

rip techno, he will live on in heaven.

@a_n_n_a5755

Жыл бұрын

o7 childhood hero you will live on in everyone’s hearts Looking over us forever we love and miss you techno ❤️

@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja

Жыл бұрын

I don't believe in Heaven, but I still believe that Techno was sent there.

Man,just hearing his voice brings a tear to my eye

This never gets old

@806_kid7

3 жыл бұрын

Just like the orphans that meet technoblade if you know what I mean

@zeroshogan6513

3 жыл бұрын

@@806_kid7 lol

@clipsplayz7101

3 жыл бұрын

@@806_kid7 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭🤣

Who else came back to these after the recent news to feel better?

@user-bq1im7cc4c

2 жыл бұрын

i did but i just ended up crying

@brookeee_78

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Little harder to watch than that news though.

Miss him.

Anyone else here watching this to feel better?

@theobirch1844

Жыл бұрын

Me Need some good techno content rn

@riss.8108

Жыл бұрын

Yep It hits differently watching this now.

@typingboi6722

Жыл бұрын

yeah definitely, I watched this video of a discord convo he had before he died where he was cracking jokes even though he knew he was gonna die 🥲

"You can't keep bullying orphans" That's what me teacher said, then I made it a career"

He's not dead guys he just needed to fight god to prove his worth. 🙏

"Wait a minute this is just a prison server" Sun Tzu the art of war

I survived! Am I learning? Yes. "Proceeds to yeet skeppy off the block"

1:55 I see why he loved skyblock, he created so much out of a terrible situation and made millions happy. He may not have been able to build a new world, but he built an amazing community and we will miss him greatly *Technoblade* 💐👑🥀

fly high techno

Rest In peace

"I headed to the safest place I knew, Afghanistan", yikes, that hasn't aged well as of the 16/08/2021. 3:51

3rd time coming back to this, going to miss him man, the world lost a legend.

Technoblade never dies. RIP.

@lusansart536

Жыл бұрын

He was a good man

3:15 Wait, so…. Does that make techno an orphan!

@mrmeatball7060

Жыл бұрын

Dude, I've been thinking about that very thing.

@gautambothra5188

6 ай бұрын

Shhhh nobody knows...

RIP Tecno

@definitivamentenojuanaflippa

3 ай бұрын

*techno

3:44 THE CUT-

You know what else won’t get old Technoblade ):

"WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEEEEAAAAAT WHEEEEAAAAT" - Technoblade

At exactly 2:00 this speech he gave and leading up to now, it’s like looking back at his life and everything he achieved, and then, it ends with sad minecraft music, this is the story of his life. R.I.P legend. This one was a hard one for me. I was holding back tears.

Rip techno

techno was my comfort youtuber and now that he’s gone this is my new favorite video. thank you for this

Watching this makes me sad and laughing the same time. He will be a legend forever

3:04 but... doesn't that make you an orphan!?

2:53 That...aged really bad

People need to lay off of techno. He is probably stressed because he has so many different groups of people saying he cant lose.

@shadowofhawk55

2 жыл бұрын

But when he consistently proves this to be a fact, how do we stop believing it?

@karensegi163

Жыл бұрын

Hits different after the news

@dragonslayer9075

Жыл бұрын

@@karensegi163 yea

You will be missed. Stay strong. Blood god.

Rest in peace techno. We miss you so much. You'll forever be in our hearts..

0:13 all i heard was jibberish and the word library

@Cross_A

2 жыл бұрын

"Ay caramba, where is the library" he said xdddd

@nicholasbaker382

5 ай бұрын

I also heard library (in Spanish)

@ThePianoTutorialGuy

2 ай бұрын

@@Cross_AAy caramba in english is hot damn

0:28 Officer I Drop Kicked That Child In Self Defense

Technoblade : por que Don de esta biblioteca People : that phrase must mean something EPIC! People who know Spanish : why is techno screaming where is the library?

😭😢 get better soon techno

@gigapoptart7616

Жыл бұрын

This didn’t age well

Thank you this has helped me after hearing the news

Anybody else watching this to remember all the great things techno has said and done. RIP

@kaylycan270

Жыл бұрын

Me

man, i miss technoblade

1:55 to 2:40 That was the most inspirational speech, and super wholesome, this man is a true king, a potato king, one that watches us try his tricks and strategies from above.. Love you Techno

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES 👑⚔️

These clips will never get old, but I wish Technoblade had that opportunity. Rest in peace Techno 🕊️ forever in our hearts

It sucks that he’s now gone

these clips will truly never get old

Just think about this; walking past a farm and seeing a random guy wearing a full royal outfit, harvesting the wheat and saying ‘WHÈÉĘÊEEEÁÆÅT’

this hurts to watch but still brings so much joy while watching. rip techno

Watching this right now feels so nostalgic R.I.P legend

I've memorized all of these lines so well *even the Spanish lines too and I'm not mad*

@skippycat

2 жыл бұрын

One could argue that this qualifies you as mad...