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@dominicw8868

4 жыл бұрын

Jahn Famous liar

@Froschkerl

4 жыл бұрын

@Jahn Famous Just shut the fuck up, nobody cares About you

@Kingsman4101

4 жыл бұрын

LOL I just smeared the crap on my face with those awful hard tubes that you used to have to heat up with a lighter when I was in the Infantry. drew some lines with various colors and called it a day. Then would spend days finding the crap in various locations around my face after getting back from deployment.

@John-qt8km

4 жыл бұрын

@Jahn Famous fucking moron lmfao

@lewisgray4202

4 жыл бұрын

Jahn Famous dude, shut the fuck up

What the hell is going on? I came here to learn how to properly camouflage myself, but everybody just kept leaving in the middle of the tutorial.

@bichonnation9494

4 жыл бұрын

wetnoodlex this deserves more likes.

@edgein625

4 жыл бұрын

Fr

@burnt_salad2731

4 жыл бұрын

It took me a few seconds to be like “what the fuck does this comment mean?” Then I realized they were actuallly disappearing

@floightoficarusw4329

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking clickbait nowadays

@ashscott6068

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! YOU FOOL! They are not leaving! They are simply becoming invisible! The guy was putting CAMOUFLAGE on them! At some point, they just became too difficult to see! Jesus! Some people are so dumb! SHEESH!

'mike has the quintessential human face' mike: :|

@fundashi18

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@Dimetrodon44

4 жыл бұрын

This had me crying

@ombricshalazar3869

4 жыл бұрын

._.

@Bambim8

4 жыл бұрын

|:

@faith9196

4 жыл бұрын

“Let’s get mike dirty” Mike: :)

The way he talks while he paints... He is the Army Bob Ross. Edit* To those who think he was in the Army, he was actually in the Air Force. (Also so was I)

@GlidyBun

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross was in the army.

@doublem3052

4 жыл бұрын

Bob was a drill sargeant..

@anar3356

4 жыл бұрын

And maybe somewhere in this world exists a happy little splotch

@GreenTeaTheTea

4 жыл бұрын

8:23 "Happy lil' trees" *you know ju liiike eet*

@J-IFWBR

4 жыл бұрын

thats what a thought !!!

"I haven't seen you during camoflauge practice today Pri'." "Thank you Sergeant!"

@musicislaw77

4 жыл бұрын

Very underrated comment

@mfpoz8563

4 жыл бұрын

A furry engineer..... dude...

@rxkuu

4 жыл бұрын

i split my drink.

@colathebuilder3-652

4 жыл бұрын

Poz LP Somebody’s sappin’ my faith in humanity.

@mfpoz8563

4 жыл бұрын

@@colathebuilder3-652 HEALP

Now I understand how girls feel when they watch make up tutorials

@rosestrohm7986

4 жыл бұрын

Its a lot of the same principles: manipulating shadow and lighting using color, its just for different functions. Pretty neat

@christoph2005

4 жыл бұрын

Damn my lack of originality. I was going to make a similar joke. Now I see I'm late to the party...

@simonpmr5751

4 жыл бұрын

christoph2005 Same here... same here...

@rosestrohm7986

4 жыл бұрын

@@frantazo5710 yaas

@Estebanmdp100

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

He's making so many jokes and everyone is straight faced.

@calebbb95

4 жыл бұрын

Army strong

@Greyimm

4 жыл бұрын

"tough croud"

@limeangelo6019

4 жыл бұрын

@@Greyimm BRUH

@Blankanvaz

4 жыл бұрын

What face? I only see bushes.

@memeseed5460

4 жыл бұрын

Greyimm that is so true

"You look marvelous" Mike: "Happy little tree"

@segamegadrive3903

4 жыл бұрын

No mistakes just accidents, but happy ones.

@IvanBeatzBorn808

4 жыл бұрын

I though he said “That’d be adultery” 🤣

@thearchibaldtuttle

4 жыл бұрын

At the 8:20 mark he was close to say "You look beautiful"!

@Anakin-Skywalker.

3 жыл бұрын

Bob ross😂

@georgedavey1339

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTechmaster1999 go treat yourself to some bob ross videos mate if you wanna see more of a soft spoken ex military painter. Have a nice day ☺️

The South Korean solution looks most effective to me

@RandomTomatoSoup

4 жыл бұрын

That's how you know it isn't

@ggdk2865

4 жыл бұрын

@@RandomTomatoSoup What?

@existant187

4 жыл бұрын

@@RandomTomatoSoup Based reply

@thescarecrowman

4 жыл бұрын

Distorts the face a lot more for sure

@alien_invation371

4 жыл бұрын

Yah I couldn't see his face the most especially with the surroundings

First guy looks like he eats hand grenades for breakfast. Second guy questions his career choice after a joint or two. Third guy a bit worried the UK paint will look less bad ass. And lastly the instructor having a little to much fun finger painting.

@Mr.Schitzengigglez

5 жыл бұрын

Lolol. My thoughts, exactly. The Bob Ross of camo.

@larryb9632

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that second guy looks so high that he's bug-eyed

@mw2filmmaker

5 жыл бұрын

lmao the second guy reminds me of a pigeon and not just because he kinda resembles one but because he even goes as far to look around confused as a pigeon would do

@AndrewFosterSheff69

5 жыл бұрын

I'm ex UK infantry. Light and shadow. You can break up the natural lines and contours with a basic stick of brown - light and dark. Less is more. Every round has to count with limited resources ;-) 1st example, followed both sides of his nose, so there is still a symmetry / pattern ... "snap" ... brains all over the foliage - clean that up soldier! 2nd example, not bad, but too much maintenance if you're in the field for longer than a weekend jolly. 3rd example, too symmetrical, pulling out from the centre draws the eye to that centre point, which would be right above your nose and between the eyes ... clap clap bravo ... "snap" ... clean up aisle 3! I'll still go with what I learned, use your natural skin colour as light and dark as well instead of completely synthesizing, but go across and down, not just pulling from the centre, I used to cover most finger tips in brown and then drag in several directions (pretend you're being dragged through a bush!), touching up for areas missed too badly. Job done, we're Oscar Mike. PS: you'd have bug eyes like that if you'd not slept for the last 36 hours! ;-)

@anubisblack5019

5 жыл бұрын

epic

Nobody: Bob Ross when he was in the Air Force:

@phatbluntslim6696

4 жыл бұрын

This guy is literally the military version of bob ross but he paints faces

@SRnr16

4 жыл бұрын

so truuue

@JA-tp1uw

4 жыл бұрын

@@phatbluntslim6696 Bob Ross was a veteran

@hadleymanmusic

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaa

@michaellindberg84

4 жыл бұрын

This was my very first thought when watching.

why is this guy talking to the trucks, his friends left.

@billjoe2080

4 жыл бұрын

Marcos Mrkito What trucks? I just see an empty field.

@harrywhite9266

4 жыл бұрын

bruh....... who’s talking?!

@Zomana9

4 жыл бұрын

I don't even see anything

@sirbillius

4 жыл бұрын

Brunch _ The floating head duh. He’s talking to a bunch of other floating heads but they keep disappearing!

@fiddleriddlediddlediddle

4 жыл бұрын

@@sirbillius No, he's just erasing them with his hand.

It seems like the US tries to be too perfect, the South Koreans just want to look cool and the UK just rub their face and say that’ll do

@jackcleary1879

4 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@Macatho

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much how you do it. And also you try to go light around the eyes because having this paint drip down when you start sweating is annoying as fk. At least that was how I did it back in the day of military service.

@Gr3nadgr3gory

4 жыл бұрын

The UK seems to have it the most right to me.

@perry8518

4 жыл бұрын

Usually, it aims to create layers rather than splotches, with mostly a brown. The issue cam cream is darker than seen here, but it's a good generalisation.

@austinwallace974

4 жыл бұрын

Kekela Why isn't russia #1? North Korea? China? Pakistan?

This guy is a magician... He made 3 guys disappear just by rubbing their face!

@onepunchman8649

4 жыл бұрын

Took me 10sec to get the joke

@raskolnikov6666

4 жыл бұрын

20:58 maybe thats why the showing of the landscape at this part of the video...

@guzziefuzziewuzzie

4 жыл бұрын

I'd disappear if a guy started touching my face too

@samr1556

4 жыл бұрын

Jaketheaxman then every girl is a magician but they have a slightly different approach

@spaghettimonter13

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile you can make something appear just by rubbing my face

If you look until the end you'll see the south-Korean face is by far the best

@SteroidBlackBelt

4 жыл бұрын

For sure. For me it just meshes so well with the forest. It really imitates twigs and trees.

@zefred999

4 жыл бұрын

UK dude just got sniped

@popeyethepirate5473

4 жыл бұрын

Agree

@max4million47

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed tho the American way would be good for when you’re laying down on the ground I feel

@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, the Vietnamese could do better than that, they're too much good at camouflaging that they become one with the tree 😂😂😂

"Brendan, could you stand here please?" Brendan: Remains seated

@Nathan-uv8hy

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao he wasnt't having any of that

@xxhunchowileyxx3556

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who caught that , luckily they aren’t in active service wouldn’t of ended like that.

@TheGasMaskGuy96

2 жыл бұрын

No pudding for Brendan tonight!

@fmore2

Жыл бұрын

Brendan had fallen asleep

In the UK I wasn't taught this method. I was actually taught to lightly use a base colour like a natural brown brushed across the face to disrupt the natural shadows (Imagine a kids dirty face). Then using a mix of dark and light natural colours flecked across the face to mimic the natural shadows in your environent. If you try to hard to create solid paterns they end up looking really unatural and humans are naturally very talented at picking out patterns in anything. The S. Korean method shown in this is good because the cammo tends to move in one direction. This is something that you would see in a natural environment, as the suns position will cast most shadows in the same direction, at similar lengths.

@Ukraineaissance2014

Жыл бұрын

yeah I was taught that as well for british army. Most Important was to use a darker base colour, even mud if you have nothing else, and cover the skin lightly because oil in the skin makes it shine through, but then he was right about not going over the top with the other colours. Also blend the colour edges a bit because hard edges are generally a bad thing. I was also taught what he said about black-people think black is the perfect nightime camouflage but as he says theres nothing black in nature really, and nightime doesnt turn things black but just a darker shade of the colour it already is.

@siras2

5 ай бұрын

Agreed. I spent 22 years in the British Army and I'm not convinced that this guy understands our concept at all - ie breaking up natural shapes and shadows - actually using the skin tones as part of the camouflage - all done in the minimum amount of time with the least effort and materials. It strikes me that the American style over-thinks the whole thing. It actually creates patterns, uses way too much cam cream and takes far too long to apply.

The instructor is possibly the most relatable and laid back person I've ever seen

@FatPeaches330

4 жыл бұрын

He's like Mike Rowe of camouflage

@malikialgeriankabyleswag4200

4 жыл бұрын

hes annoying af

@420bongking

4 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Littlejohn i was just thinking he looked high as fuck

@maddogpatches

4 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Littlejohn he didnt stand when the instructor told him to

@69TwistedPsycho69

4 жыл бұрын

@@maddogpatches he told the first guy to "stand here" I had to re-watch that part because I thought the same thing

Bob Ross would have said "there is a little soldier living right here under this cheekbone..."

@jaykay1332

5 жыл бұрын

Then huff a bunch of ether

@duck384

4 жыл бұрын

Aphextwins77 no shit dumbass that’s why he commented that

@nerblebun

4 жыл бұрын

AldoSchmedack: I believe that would be a "happy little soldier" in Bob Ross world.

@MyAccount217

4 жыл бұрын

David Carreon He commented that cause he paints, which is relevant to the vid I think most people know bob ross because he paints and not cause he served Kinda annoying when some braindead cornball is calling someone a dumbass

Military: where strong men softly touching each other faces

As someone who likes art and tactical stuff, I love when the principles of both mix with each other.

I never thought I’d enjoy a makeup tutorial.

@fernando47180

4 жыл бұрын

My exact thoughts, haha

@drizic

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, it was relaxing, the instructor was ok, u know, easy going.

In Germany we paint our faces completely green for operations in forests and then use three or four fingers with black color to create angled stripes on top of the green. That way, when looking though the scope of your gun, the stripes are aligned vertically, since in nature vegetation does not usually grow horizontally. This method makes is possible to quickly camouflage your face and to maintain it, as the camouflage can wear off rather quick depending on the environment. Application of this camouflage style can be done by yourself, in less that 10 seconds, for trained people.

@codenamecordon

5 жыл бұрын

David similar in Estonia. Green base coat, then brown and green in a non symmetrical fashion, considering the higher and lower points of the face.

@topesjeebal8760

5 жыл бұрын

I read that in a german accent

@haramaschabrasir8662

5 жыл бұрын

@gilbert martinez how do you recognize an antisemite? He will tell you on every occasion. Classic example of "shit conservatives say, that would be awesome, if it was true". Fuck off.

@balthy8139

4 жыл бұрын

@gilbert martinez hold up did you just complain that Nazi Germany lost ww2 ? Have a good FBI raid mate

@Cecedidic

4 жыл бұрын

@@balthy8139 I also can hear mossad,crif,gign and dgse helicopters coming :)

*Lets be honest, none of us searched for this*

@teri923

4 жыл бұрын

You the type of person to search for this, just to write that comment

@TheGreatestWorldFox

4 жыл бұрын

I think I got this as a recommendation because I watched too many AI and deeplearning-related videos.

@TT-md7mm

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGreatestWorldFox I think I got it from watching SteveMRE

@josephjohnson-chavez4983

4 жыл бұрын

We should just fuck around and become internet militia

@koschke3909

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely not, no

I thought the first guy was the biggest badass until he said "happy little tree". Now I know he's the biggest bad ass with great taste!

@isacsantillan2813

4 жыл бұрын

Atomicapples they got us at the first half not gunna lie

The korean one was very good! I could barely see that it was a face under.

@Rob-ed8zk

4 жыл бұрын

agreed, i think that had the best camoflauge with the background at the end

@Vidhur

4 жыл бұрын

I had exactly the same thought, the Korean method seems to be the best theoretical approach because of its simplicity and effectiveness. It probably works especially well in jungle or European woods, you blend into the viney surroundings, like ferns, with those diagonal stripes.

@Zyczu55

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vidhur in european woods you would want uk one or all brown in fall (depends where and when)

@Vidhur

4 жыл бұрын

@@Zyczu55 Colour is not as important as the guy in the video clearly explains. It's the pattern that matters. Like the guy said: the human eye can detect the shape of a human face. This fact counts even in low light conditions where colour would be of little importance. The pattern on the Korean one is clearly superior in this video.

@Zyczu55

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vidhur Yes, I agree that pattern matters but you cant go in green to this forest i.imgur.com/3ugTVPr.png. That is just an example that color is over pattern, you could be on desert with winter camo but it wouldn't help that much as desert camo. My point is that european woods are bad example because 60% of the time there is no green at all (at least in north part of europe) and the rest of the time its closer to brown than green.

I have to admit, the Korean version looks the best. It even blends with the foliage really smooth. The light brown splotches stand out on the remaining two.

@jonathanparchmont3531

6 жыл бұрын

mj .twardy I agree.

@MrFusselig

6 жыл бұрын

Please consider this is the camoflage for a right handed soldier. If you tilt your head to aim with your gun, the stripes should become vertical, not horizontal! Trees are vertical or tall gras is vertical too.

@cobratester

5 жыл бұрын

If you are set behind your sights, your face is fairly hidden by your weapon. Your forehead (which should be under your cover) is all that would be exposed.

@dannygroom3327

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought it was working quite a bit better than the other two....

@RehdClouhd

5 жыл бұрын

The brown is what kills the other 2, they would all be about equal if they used only green & black

First: ( ' -- ') Second: ( " = ") Third: ( ' _ ') Instructor: ;D

@kitcat2449

4 жыл бұрын

Lool

@zackoz2202

4 жыл бұрын

that whats the life in the army, gotta listen to your superiors

Why’d the just show a bunch of bushes at the end? Kinda a weird way to end a video about face camouflage.

@camelcats5280

4 жыл бұрын

When are these fucking camouflage jokes going to end. Enough is enough fucking smosh.

@ordelian7795

4 жыл бұрын

@@camelcats5280 If you think Smosh is the origin of the joke you're sorely mistaken.

@camelcats5280

4 жыл бұрын

Otto Niittymäki im the reason her body is quaking. So its gonna be like that we’ll have a round of tit for tat whoever wins gets the girl on the bench.

@sauviel6296

4 жыл бұрын

@@camelcats5280 wtf

@camelcats5280

4 жыл бұрын

Age-Restricted Account what do you mean

I'm a korean. I served the Korean military in the 5th infantry div. From my perspective, your rendition of the korean version is superbly done. also, the reason why we usually dont cover the neck is because we usually have additional neck coverings that uses the traditional camouflage pattern, in addition to the chinese collar. On a side note, as a joke, I remember when i was a new recruit, i also put camouflage paint on my teeth (to be funny to other recruits), but my instructor was impressed and gave me merit points.

@christopherlarsen7788

6 жыл бұрын

Ha! Extra points for teeth camouflage. Nice. Also...I worked with the ROK 5th INF Division during TEAM SPIRIT 1986 while I was assigned to the 1/17 INF Buffalo Regiment as part of the US 2nd INF Division. Very cool.

@sayhoman

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Larsen awesome! TEAM SPIRIT has since then changed to RSOI (Reception, Staging, Onward Movement and Integration of Forces) when I was in service, and its now called KEY RESOLVE. It didnt happen too often, but every time we interacted with US forces, had a great time. Those guys are great. By the way, thank you for your service.

@christopherlarsen7788

6 жыл бұрын

Likewise, Sea Oh. Thank you for your service! And if you're ever "stateside" here in the USA - be sure to look up One Shepherd. You already know it's challenging...but it's a lot of fun and always good to work with Warriors.

@jacobishii6121

5 жыл бұрын

ROK army......thank you for your service sea oh

@drums.4295

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for service

Mike: I'll join the army, be treated with respect. Mike: Human Canvas for War-Torn Bob Ross

@funnyandclevername5599

4 жыл бұрын

Iwan Lloyd Roberts actually fun fact, Bob Ross was stationed in a military base in Alaska.

Me: “why is this in me recome-“ My brain: “sshhhhhh you need this, you NEED this!”

@user-xt4wj3ke5i

4 жыл бұрын

Now we need this lmao

@hanteo.

4 жыл бұрын

ßlazīngĐiplocus I know 😂😂😂

@Obsequie

4 жыл бұрын

People are actually painting their faces, like this in a way, to deflect facial recognition software and cameras. You just might need it. ;)

Or it could be titled: Turning mike into a happy little tree

@LHoriginal

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

The Korean one seems to be the best in this environment.

@Michael-lc8yl

4 жыл бұрын

It goes with the solid color uniform too.

@kosherkingofisrael6381

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like he shouldn't have used brown, it seems too overt.

@ScoutingGamerRanger

4 жыл бұрын

The british army representation i have to say isnt the best or at the least is very outdated. We dont apply lots cam otherwise it shines and makes us easier to spot but we do apply to everwhere on the face apart from above the eyes so when we sweat it doesnt drip in our eyes. Also the steaks are pulled randomly across the face as reppettative patterns are easier to spot too. If you see a modern britsh soldier apply cam it would be far more in detail and if done right you would spot his whole body way before his face. Apart from that, its an interesting video espeacially that you get to see how other armies manage this skill

@CHINMAYADEHURY

4 жыл бұрын

US was the worst.

@Fettclone1

4 жыл бұрын

It looks that way at 20:05, but I think that's because they're standing in front of the truck with it's straight lines and dark shadows. In foliage, the UK method in particular might be superior.

"Brandon you want to stand right there?" Brandon: *Nah I'm just gonna sit*

@jaxterpunk64

4 жыл бұрын

Reaper Kezia underrated lol

@brenttanner9889

4 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious, except that if you listen closely he actually was telling Mike (the first guy) to stand right there.

@chanceconway5082

4 жыл бұрын

He was talking to Mike lol.

@69TwistedPsycho69

4 жыл бұрын

He told the first guy to "stand there" not Brandon to stand lol

@ReaperKezia

4 жыл бұрын

@@bobo42024 From the guy who listens to "drill bangers" & plays Fortnite. Clown ass 12 year old 😂😂

PAINT CLASS Girls: Ugh I hate paint, it's so messy. Boy's paint class:

@jonnejenjonne2894

4 жыл бұрын

But, but... girls love makeup?

@learninggreek501

4 жыл бұрын

dosnt make sense

@kitcat2449

4 жыл бұрын

I also know more girls that are into art. BUT I get the point still

"But you didn't have to cut me off"

10:22 Instructor: "you wanna stand right there?" Guy: . . .

@69TwistedPsycho69

4 жыл бұрын

He was talking to the first guy lol re-watch it

@breadofbreads

4 жыл бұрын

69TwistedPsycho69 he wasn’t

@ranickhaan

4 жыл бұрын

Flaming_shadow Killer he was.

@michaelororke379

4 жыл бұрын

Flaming_shadow Killer he was

@jakes-dev1337

4 жыл бұрын

Aaron Bishop idk man I don't think he was

Yesterday, I could say that I have never watched a KZread makeup tutorial. Today I cannot say that. Got some mixed feelings about this.

@christopherlarsen7788

6 жыл бұрын

Oh go on...try it! The women will love it. Trust me - I'm from the government; I'm here to help.

@santiago_n3651

6 жыл бұрын

Haha same, it doesn't feel quite right even tho this is the masculine version of make up

@wjf0ne

6 жыл бұрын

Lul Lipop The guys he worked on definitely didn't have mixed feelings, you could tell they just thought it was wrong.

@cokebear129

6 жыл бұрын

It's tactical makeup it's fine

@grendelum

5 жыл бұрын

Lul Lipop - You won my Internet for today with that comment !! 😂🤣

He's such a clown, he's just rubbing the air

"Let's get Mike dirty" Mike: :)

Cool guy. Philosophical, comedical, and a warrior.

@scottinbristol

6 жыл бұрын

A warrior against office workers

Why did their faces gradually disappear and then at the end there were floating hats

@Julio-it1pl

5 жыл бұрын

spooky shit

@anakinmiller5421

5 жыл бұрын

Jäger_Gaming I saw that to I questioned life

@Skillz_4_Thrillz

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@skootski7569

5 жыл бұрын

Jäger_Gaming I know right?! I’m asking the same thing! Like what are they zooming in on?!?

@avoiceunderyourbed

5 жыл бұрын

@Jäger_Gaming your comment made me laugh too much! Thumbs up

“I’m not trying to say it’s a chimpanzee in the moon it’s a human... wait.. that’s deep..” Lmfao

@911RescueDiver

4 жыл бұрын

We all can recognize the face of our Lord, we were made in the image of him...wait...counter deep....(now I will get trolled)

"or de evolution" this guy is onto something

“What does a sniper and an artist have in common?” Details...

@shiverarts8284

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@aphextwin8520

4 жыл бұрын

LASER SIGHTS

@lilkorevived

4 жыл бұрын

Glaz

@KalinoursEU

4 жыл бұрын

fookin lazor soight

@KalinoursEU

4 жыл бұрын

fookin lasor soight

Brent - The funny thing is that One Shepherd staff officers have been badgering me to make this video for literally five years! Now looking back at how smoothly it went, I kinda feel guilty not making it sooner. But you and Bruce make the work look easy. (That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!) In the video I make reference to "the five S" of camouflage, but didn't say what they were. I had to look it up, and it turns out that doctrine now calls them "the seven S" of camouflage. They are: 1. Sound - Noise discipline! 2. Speed - Slow movement. The human eye recognizes movement most of all. 3. Silhouette - Don’t skyline yourself against light backgrounds. 4. Surface - Blend your color and texture to the environment. 5. Shape/Size - Look like your surroundings. 6. Spacing - Don’t stick out by using too much camouflage in one spot. 7. Shadow - Be mindful of casting your shadow onto smooth surfaces. Once again, this video will be hung on the One Shepherd website for future use by all newcomers to our Warrior community. Thanks for the great job and a fantastic looking video! - Christopher Larsen

@Brent0331

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you! This video turned out fantastic! thanks for coming up with the idea to knock this out. Great job! As you can see this video is already a big hit with this audience and I have no doubt will continue to grow.

@bryanotero123

6 жыл бұрын

I love the humour and how disciplined they were

@Matthew1028

6 жыл бұрын

It wasn't discipline so much as a lack of sleep for the previous 60+ hours. We all just came off a 3 day FTX and had to put our stuff back on. But yeah...I'll take disciplined. That and once you've been around Chris enough, you get used to his humor. He is a funny guy though.

YT: *throws it in my recomendations* Me: Wait... That's deep...

@ishaboy5090

4 жыл бұрын

This joke has no punchline

@justsomeguywithtattoos6267

4 жыл бұрын

No it's a human

Me at 12:15 am : Ugh I am tired, I want to sleep. KZread Algorithm: You need this. Never know when you need this particular knowledge. Knowledge is Power. You watched the carpenter videos and the blacksmith ones. You don’t want to miss this one. Me: now having the ability to disappear..

What an utterly fascinating video clip - I have zero need to know this but am happy I know more this afternoon than I did this morning. Thank you.

@superdrewster98

5 жыл бұрын

You never know...

You forgot to add some happy little trees 🌲

@kaisoliz2533

4 жыл бұрын

Trees are at the end

@skitsnubbarna2453

4 жыл бұрын

They are the trees

@nikotrip1607

4 жыл бұрын

And some happy little clouds ☁️

This man has more humor than 80% of my teachers have

you ever seen a watermelon? South Korea: say no more

The korean one looks the most aggressive even know the the dude looks like he had a joint or two for lunch.

@ewheeled9786

6 жыл бұрын

Finest HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I read your comment before I saw the guy and lost it when I saw him. (No offence to the DUDE)

@deepthoughtdeepbreath2383

6 жыл бұрын

Funny shit bro.

@tjss311

6 жыл бұрын

Finest Hahaha

@dekuknight2058

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, it's true, after seeing these patterns and the side by side comparison in the woods at the end methinks I like the Korean solution best. That being said, that dude has probably been awake for quite a while. xD

@Fabzil

6 жыл бұрын

You are not trying to look aggressive, you are trying to have people don't see you at all ;)

4:17 “We all know it’s a human- wait, that’s deep. Nah it’s a human”😂😂

@goku445

4 жыл бұрын

Not much left of it tbh.

@Ranjeero

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

It's actually insane how effective this is even when looking from so up close. I can tell that my mind is having trouble finding their faces in the assymetry

@hapmaplapflapgap

4 жыл бұрын

If anything the US solution was the weakest because the entire section around the mouth has the same color

@Evan_Schaefering

4 жыл бұрын

@@hapmaplapflapgap Yeah the brown used in this video is far too warm to be used so heavily. If it were a colder tint of brown it would have been far more effective.

Sorry but, I'll never trust someone from the Army named Shepherd again.

@grizzlymelon8376

4 жыл бұрын

I still miss Ghost and Roach sometimes.

@Mr_Blonde-ru9kd

4 жыл бұрын

Adrian Sheperd was quite the man, shame you don't trust him

@nathanhale4328

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mr_Blonde-ru9kd You know it was a joke right?

@bearing9223

3 жыл бұрын

@Nathan Hale You realize he was also making a joke aswell, right?

@xxxxxx5868

2 жыл бұрын

@@nathanhale4328 I absolutely love it when people reply "uh yOu rEaliZe itS a jOke riGht lOl" to someone making a joke. Something primal about how hilarious it is I swear

In the U.K., we use green as a base layer, and normally just drag our fingers through the brown and black diagonally across our face. Nothing artistic at all, just get it on however you can. You're going to sweat it all off after one attack anyway mate

@Real_Claudy_Focan

6 жыл бұрын

I do the same (Belgian Army)

@maxie706

6 жыл бұрын

I have never seen British soldiers do it this way, as you said it's not an art project, it gets thrown on in battle prep and a lot of the time it does cover the entire face but just not with solid lines between

@ryanflood635

6 жыл бұрын

i was always told its literally just about taking the 'shine' off your face. the patterns are pretty much pointless.

@maxgreen9307

6 жыл бұрын

Sometimes if we've lost our cam cream we just slap a bit of wet mud on our faces does the same trick (I'm from the UK too)

@maxie706

6 жыл бұрын

David Williams we sometimes use black, but the reason is because it throws off the natural shadows which will appear on your face at times

The first guy was professional as hell.

Got this on my recommendation KZread getting us ready for ww3

Could listen to this instructor all day

Was very surprised at how effective the S. Korean was - in that final zoom in with them in the tree line, I was most impressed with the S.K. Need to read up on that more as I had never considered it - until now. Thank you for your time.

@MrFusselig

6 жыл бұрын

Please consider this is the camoflage for a right handed soldier. If you tilt your head to aim with your gun, the stripes should become vertical, not horizontal! Trees are vertical or tall gras is vertical too.

@robertpeck2241

6 жыл бұрын

We3 Yankee the American one is better I thought but I think in a jungle environment the stripe face would work better

Bob Ross before he left the military...

@yayeet8679

4 жыл бұрын

Eddie Van Horn he was a drill sergeant so yea....

@MrMbc77

4 жыл бұрын

Eddie Van Horn I've heard Bob was one hell of a hard ass when he was in the military. Also that his attitude on the show was in direct contrast to that, he was sick of being a hard ass.

In other words: insane dude pats the air in a random field after his friends got thanos snapped.

@m.w.6526

4 жыл бұрын

All I saw was a man talking to some trucks

@Zoeaesthetic240

3 жыл бұрын

@@m.w.6526 talking to a emty field there is nothing

The UK is just courteous enough to give the enemy a chance

@GavTatu

4 жыл бұрын

we don't need to spend half an hour doing our make up ; )

@chris_ackroyd

4 жыл бұрын

...and that’s what scrim is for😅

Dude got jokes.

I had an employee (beautiful 18 year old) about 15 years ago who dressed like a “sexy soldier” for Halloween. She asked me to do her camo. Using basic camo logic I applied her makeup. She freaked out. Looking directly at her own face in a mirror she said it was unreal how she felt like she couldn’t see or recognize herself. The principle is to highlight the holes and break up anything that is human. Humans are symmetrical so your makeup can’t be. Nose is high and linear so you need lowlight on tip but also break the vertical line. Eye sockets are deep so lighten them, but also break the recognizable circle. Cheeks are high so darken them. Her face looked flat and unrecognizeable as human. It was pretty amazing. Wish I had a picture to post of it.

@Libellulaire

5 жыл бұрын

What I find interesting is that it's literally the opposite of make-up. In make-up you have to highlight your human features (you highlight the center part above your lips, your nose, your cheekbones, etc.) and try to stay symmetrical, while in camo since you need to destroy the human shape of your face you do the exact opposite.

@sylinic6081

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah well, in this situation you're the idiot here. All that chick wanted was to have a matching "sexy" camo on her face and you decided to show off and paint her face like she's going into war. Moron.

@kleetus92

5 жыл бұрын

I lost it when you said highlight the holes! I'm thinkin' yeah, she might be freaked out by that...

@HurricaneGaming509

5 жыл бұрын

But did u smash tho?

@analarmingnumberofbees4571

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus, man, was that the highlight of your life?

Man. I really love these videos! Thanks

I used the exact same product when I was in the Canadian Forces in 2001-2004. I was an infantryman. I always considered it a form of artistic expression how one puts camouflage face paint on. Everybody had a little mirror that they got from somewhere so they could check themselves out.

Their faces blend in better than the uniforms. The explanations took out all of the mystery. Now I understand what the patterns are for.

@sdv4675

6 жыл бұрын

William Albert actually the current camoflage the americans use is worst than the Ww2 single colour uniform

@maliknightboiler2828

6 жыл бұрын

how is multicam bad? you must be talking about ACU? we moved out of ACU since 2013. Multicam is one of the best camos.

@derekk2666

6 жыл бұрын

MalikNightboiler//Bossk uhh that’s not multicam that’s ocp And ACU stands for Army Combat Uniform are you talking about UCP?

Tomorrow is the area 51 raid and youtube is reccommending me how to camoflage yourself and how to reload an ak47

@truthistricky61

4 жыл бұрын

Did you need someone to tell you how to reload an ak

@Josh-jo3kz

4 жыл бұрын

@@truthistricky61 Go jerk your ego elsewhere lol

@cianmac3934

4 жыл бұрын

@@truthistricky61 shut up

@truthistricky61

4 жыл бұрын

Nerves: Hit AK: Loaded It’s zoomer time

@jotingodelacola760

4 жыл бұрын

I got one on how to make homemade bombs lol

The DEVO reference..love it

This was fun to watch. And I learned some

Bob Ross camo edition. Lmao

@sniperbait1

6 жыл бұрын

happy little trees

@colonelburton8451

6 жыл бұрын

He seriously does sound like Bob Ross making happy little accidents.

@darkstreakaia5267

6 жыл бұрын

Uniform Tango 74 for real, that's exactly what I was thinking at 30 seconds in. So funny

@pmolqrcd3370

6 жыл бұрын

Beat the devil out of it!

@rozaepareza

6 жыл бұрын

And Bob Ross was a military instructor before he was a painter. Seriously!

I just watched a dude use an invisibility spell on a floating head

Awesome guys. Thanks

This was so satisfying to watch😌

Very educational, super clearly spoken and great sense of humour. Awesome work the lot of you, really had my attention.

@duck384

4 жыл бұрын

l33tster university of Connecticut

@officialtherippa9127

4 жыл бұрын

David Carreon watching from UConn rn lol

We all know it’s a human but.... wait.. that’s deep THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

Now that you explain the different countries techniques, it makes sense.

This was shown very well so that the prospective recruits + shooters learn to understand that not all camouflage patterns are the same. ! Everything is designed for effectiveness in every combat zone. ! best regards to the Instructor + Brend + Bruce!

British and American guy: we need someone completely invisible. South Korean guy: hold my beer. British and American guy: who said that?

@googledeathsquad7921

4 жыл бұрын

Russian and his PKM, on top of the hill: ABRACADABRA!

@aleksfoxtrot8044

4 жыл бұрын

Ibwas actually surprised it worked as well as it did. He used too much brown on the others though.

@low-budgefudge2164

3 жыл бұрын

No wars are taking place in the jungle any more. Wars take place in the desert, this is why they have brown/tan colors. They have many more desert variants cause of the change in warfare.

This information will never be useful to me in any way but it's fascinating and the instructor is great. I have no idea how Mike could sit through this without cracking up laughing even once

@smokill91

5 жыл бұрын

He High... simple as fck

"And here, we'll paint a happy little tree"

Im doing my sons camo makeup for his army Halloween costume. This is helpful. Thanks for the video and thank you for your service!

As an 8 yr vet of the British Army, including a tour of Iraq in 2003, I was never taught to apply cam creme like this. I was always taught , loads of brown in your hand....spit on it .....then apply that as a base layer to hands neck face and ears. Then apply small patches of green or black randomly and fade them into the brown by rubbing around the edges of the patch to create blended depth. That was the same at Catterick, Pirbright or Sennybridge

@dicky3340

6 жыл бұрын

Interesting to see the American and Korean way of doing it though

@christopherlarsen7788

6 жыл бұрын

Andy Davis - Thank you. And let me say up front that the British Army technique I've demonstrated is no longer used. As many British Army veterans have pointed out, the technique I demonstrated in this video is out of date by at least a dozen years. The British technique seems to have changed roughly about 2004. But in my defense, this older technique was in use for the better part of a half century. (Although the older British vets insist I still used too much camo cream!) And yes, as it was taught to me way back in the 1980s, the British Army technique was FAST! Things change over time.

@dicky3340

6 жыл бұрын

I found the video interesting and well presented . It's just that I joined in 91 did four years, rejoined in 2000 and did another 4 and it was taught to me the same then. Definately the Brits frown on heavy application especially with sharp differences between colours.

@christopherlarsen7788

6 жыл бұрын

Ah. Fair enough. Plenty of US veterans have also insisted that my demonstration of the US method is inaccurate according to the strictest interpretation of the manual. Also fair...but then this technique was taught to me by two NCO instructors at the US Army School of the Infantry at Fort Benning, Georgia in 1985. So, if the schoolhouse, plus all the scientific studies over the past 100 years agree, and this is vindicated through my own combat experience, then I'm going to put my faith in that.

@30AndHatingIt

5 жыл бұрын

@@christopherlarsen7788 All you have left is for some South Korean dude to tell you your Korean interpretation is incorrect! Think you'll go for a perfect 3 for 3, or are they too busy guarding the DMZ?

the purpose of camouflage is NOT to not be seen.........but to not be recognized WHEN seen. Humans naturally know what another human looks like . We can see "human shapes" even in clouds. So camouflage is used so that when looked at someone, the looker does not realize he is seeing another human. We tend to focus on eyes nose and mouth, so those shapes must be masked, not just colored, to be properly hidden. People come in a lot of colors so just changing the color of the skin won't do it. The colors must make the human face, NO LONGER look human.......and it CAN be done...but it will take practice ..JMO

@user-rh3to9cu4x

5 жыл бұрын

is that your comment or did he say that in the video? I forgot and I don't want to watch the whole video again. Or is it maybe a quote from some movie or someone else?

@gjones7777

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-rh3to9cu4x it is what I learned from my training.........I have looked at a man's face just 3 meters away, and did not realize he was a man until he spoke to me.......

@gjones7777

5 жыл бұрын

@Astral Projection - wrong - I actually didn't listen to the audio ....... just watched the video....I don't need to hear commentary and opinions.....

@mosesslai

4 жыл бұрын

just get those nets those froggers wear around their heads

@doublezero3338

4 жыл бұрын

@@gjones7777 ? So u just give them..read them and repeat yourself as u have above ? Your not that bright sunshine.

Man this is a great video I really learned alot thank you very well done

Never in my life had I witness the majesty that is clean GP Mediums that look like they're barely out of the box. Especially when they are set up in such beautiful and neat way.

This is bob Ross's tactical brother hahahaha

@lukerobson609

6 жыл бұрын

Just what I was thinking haha

@MrRobinxhood

6 жыл бұрын

Which is hilarious because Bob Ross is also military.

@morkygod4486

6 жыл бұрын

Ross the quiet innocent painter used to be a hardcore Army Drill Sarge

@NotTheBeltAgain

6 жыл бұрын

E Wheeled did you laugh at your own joke????

@NotTheBeltAgain

6 жыл бұрын

Russ Harvey bob Ross is dead

I didn't watch the whole video, but I like the South Korean style the best. It looks simple but effective.

@Z0Z99

4 жыл бұрын

Well if you watched the whole video, you could have seen the final scene and contemplate how right you were.

@atrumpetwillsound

4 жыл бұрын

@@Z0Z99 i mean, i was thinking the US would be the most effective and came out at the end pretty sure I like the korean the best

@thehamburgler3570

4 жыл бұрын

The Korean mixed with the American in that it covers everything was really good

the most affection this dudes gotten in a while

That little pose at the beginning just tickled me so much! when i get my audio editing software back this video is getting a remix!

Dont trust that man his name badge says the name Sheperd

@Fede_uyz

4 жыл бұрын

It doesnt..... his branch one does

@thesenate5291

4 жыл бұрын

Poor insect guy and ghastly dead aura guy, they were good men

@McdonaldsInFallujah

4 жыл бұрын

Lol call of duty!!

@daddychino1727

4 жыл бұрын

SpeCiiaLAssAss1N13 he shot them all at the end

@cheesygrilkaboomyawoman

4 жыл бұрын

We'll bang ok

The instructor reminds of the guy from dirty jobs i think his name is mike rowe

The South Korean one looked the best when they were standing amongst the trees.

I have to say. That instructor is very entertaining.... Also thank you KZread.

10:24 Brandon do you want to stand right there? Brandon: No I don't think I will

@sdfjasdfp0-

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought that too.

@NoobieLandCity

4 жыл бұрын

He said "Mike can you stand right there" Then he said "Brandon, would you remove your cover please"

@Zockerjimmy

4 жыл бұрын

@@NoobieLandCity Thanks, i understood "might you stand right there" too

@0zer0ne1

4 жыл бұрын

He kinda looks like my uncle.

@Jaketheaxman

4 жыл бұрын

He said *"Mike,* you want to stand right there? Brendan, remove your cover."

"Wait that's deep, no, it's a human" still laughing

@AFFI909

6 жыл бұрын

+shr00mhead we cant fly past the low earth orbit. we live in a flat earth dome my friend. all the facts are out there debunking spacetravel and the globe

@shr00mhead

6 жыл бұрын

You need to learn geometry. And logic. How far we can fly off the earth has nothing to do with the shape of the earth. Do some research on the celestial poles.

@wadofighter06

6 жыл бұрын

U Dontknowme can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you actually believe that shit...

@DaveSmith-cp5kj

6 жыл бұрын

There are some dumbasses who believe in flat earth, chemtrails, and that 9/11 was an inside job and all that. That is the problem with contrarian thought, while it is good to have a critical mind, some people think critical thought is just the opposite of convention. I know a lot of leftist groups that deliberately spread these bs conspiracies in order to create a certain contrast so they can point to others as nuts and delegitimize their opposition and distract from their own failings. For example when there were big compromises in the global warming scam which forced them to change the term to "climate change" there was a big push by them to try and draw people into flat earth in order to have a scapegoat of uneducated public minorities to lump their opposition in.

@buy.almond3358

6 жыл бұрын

First Name are you being serious?

This is the best makeup tutorial i've ever seen.