"flirting using tech terms" is literally primes personality

@cock_sauce8336

20 күн бұрын

What OOP devs and incels have in common? Both see women as objects.

@snarekeeper8053

18 күн бұрын

"yo girl, are we two decoupled at all? because I would like to inject something into you"

@JorgetePanete

15 күн бұрын

Prime's*

3:00 "I responded with your mum"

@grencez

21 күн бұрын

that's gotta be 10x points

@vsolyomi

21 күн бұрын

"It's not my fault, ok?"

@aaronroach837

21 күн бұрын

Referring to his reply as an "open ended answer" is just the icing on the cake

@masu33

20 күн бұрын

I'd unban him just for that. :D Even if not banned

@dishtroyer142

20 күн бұрын

one of the best ur mum responese i have ever seen

I mean, paul was asking for it, leaving the question THAT open ended.

@sirtra

21 күн бұрын

That's what she said. **Boom tish** Thank you, thank you, i'll see myself out.

Flirting in Github commit messages is crazy

@privacyvalued4134

20 күн бұрын

Wait until someone makes a bot that sends flirty commit messages...

@_fuji_studio_

20 күн бұрын

flirting through package installing messages is the next level :v

@_fuji_studio_

20 күн бұрын

then the next level again is flirting through compiler message :v

@chri-k

17 күн бұрын

Yes, flirting on a permanent public record

@aliasjon8320

17 күн бұрын

@@chri-k they Rebase after the break up

Paul Graham got wrecked and blocked you in response? Weak. Unlike his mum.

@sophiacristina

20 күн бұрын

Such a quiche eater!

@k98killer

16 күн бұрын

That woman has some serious endurance and a strong work ethic.

"You use twitter, and neovim, and arch.. you're not sex having" - Prime Tue 09 Jul I'm dead

1:08 TESLONS!!!! I'll never refer to them otherwise!!! "bruh, I drive a Teslon"

2:59 wtf bro, I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Quiz: 70% normal questions 30%🔞

@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX

20 күн бұрын

Bless the high-schoolers taking this for fun

@grillbottoms

16 күн бұрын

@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxXthanks mate

The disappointment in his voice when saying "The Tech Broagen" is priceless.

I checked the first "Elon was your favorite" option and ONLY that as an experiment and it gave me a 99% Extremely biased lol

Need a short of the paul graham part lol too funny

8:30 imagine if prime never actually remembered if he had sex with his wife and only has the kids as proof that it happened.

@XDarkGreyX

11 күн бұрын

*holds up youngest daughter* "I made dis"

18:59 we used figma to play d&d 😭

@mtarek2005

20 күн бұрын

I know a KZreadr that uses google slides(powerpoint) for that

@Varadiio

20 күн бұрын

Well it looks like 90% toward roll20, tabletop simulator or w/e else without the dated GUIs, 3d engine overhead, desktop focus, etc... I didn't even know of Figma before tbh. The only Figma I knew was the overpriced anime toys...

they named the dog Indiana, 😂

got 100% (ticked no boxes) im proud of myself

Does prime have a PO box? I need to send him some oil for that mic stand.

That was aome of the worst tech questions ever 😂

Hey hey hey, there can be practical reasons for not having a bed frame! Like for me, my puppy LOVED hiding under the bed, except it was also at a point when she was being house trained. Not having to deal with pee under the bed 100% made getting rid of a bed frame worth it

Your "rants" (and Bill Burr's) are becoming the reasons I tune into YT - legends with snappy comebacks!

I kept pausing to find the skweaking noise in my room only to realize it was from the video

"MY WIFE!"

FLIP fliping facts with "weird flex"

How would “figma balls” work? Is “fig” also an expression that I’m unaware of? Or was the correct term ligma balls, or helix deeznuts?

Figma should start a yoga balls division for tech bros.

only 77 and 82... I work in AI, I expected much more. :D

@masu33

21 күн бұрын

77. Made your own meme and posted it online. 82. Broke prod. Being married young(er) saves you from a LOT of the questions.

I thought for a second that it was going to always give a score with 97 in the numerator and just scale the denominator appropriately.

Rejecting being a contrarian is being a contrarian

"Teslons" is an amazing word fumble lmao

I subbed to one of those monthly clothes box things for a bit, actually got some good clothes out of it but it's definitely a bit of a gamble

Lol prime actually blocked me for criticizing him on Twitter the irony.😂 I still love you tho!

Is 95 a good score? I have a bed frame.... but never bothered to put it up, too busy :P

@psyckojoe

20 күн бұрын

Too busy watching youtube shitposts and commenting to get you apartment in order :^) I feel you, brother.

@Mel-mu8ox

20 күн бұрын

​@@psyckojoe XD

2:40 😂 W tweet

13:54 Thanks flip for adding the caps.

2:55 I'm jealous, I wish I could be blocked by someone for such an hillarious reason

Wearing tech company merch was the point where this video became EPIC. Prime at his prime... XD

Prime should rename this video “I have a wife”

"your mum" buildup was so funny .😂😂

“I don’t like to think of myself as a contrarian” Idk bro, sounds pretty contrarian to me

this guy loves his wife. so much respect for these people ❤

I haven't checked a single box. Guess I'm not one of the cool tech kids........ *EDIT:* Clicked the button at the bottom. Apparently I'm 100%??? That may seem impressive. I'm just old. Old, old. _(And I'm Black, which pretty much zaps that list)_

I named my lizard Char. Everyone thought it is short for Charizard, but I'm going to say yes for #4.

I was about to ask what is a good replacement for Notion but then you showed us the pen and paper. lol

I never thought of it before, But some programming languages could be cute dog names. Java, Lua, Ruby, Perl, Rust(y). And of course, the most fitting programming language name, dog.

Just before 2min in... "Medium is for loser" ... 🤣

3:30, played starcraft on a walking desk, LOL.... i still play it today.

Tech bros get no play ong

Flirting with someone in a commit/pr, hahahahahahah, their screen name would be the next "Don Juan" or "Casanova"

bros tweakin

I unironically wear my company merch cuz it's free.

Flip with the Cap. 🧢 lmao

The tech hirogen...

Far too many people didn't understand the scoring of the test. The test is based on the Rice Purity Test, which made questions about drug usage, promiscuity, criminality, etc for college students, the more items you checked, the less pure and degenerate you were and the lower your score. This test follows the same scoring system, that's why you're getting 90's if you only check three or four boxes.

I got 88. No idea what that means, or if it is good or bad. I checked less boxes and got a higher score. Is this an inverse kinda thing?

i flirted in github issues ironically

Doesn't GPT stand for GUID Partition Table?

Lmfao, that was totally worth being blocked.

Bedframe... that hit hard. Yeah, gf wouldn't stay until i got one. Still doesn't make much sense, and one day I'll have a room wholly made from tatami and a damn futon in it. Just to be a contrarian... ;)

19:31 I only marked this : No bedframe. Unironically I don't have bedframe, why would I need one ? beds work just fine, its not like your head hurts less if you bang it on wood instead of the brickwall anyway.

naming a dog haskell would be the most offensive thing you could do to an animal

1817th out here making history

his mom was very open ended

Oh my God. "What is something being used by 10 million people that will be used by 10 billion people in the future. And I responded with 'your mom', and he did not appreciate that". I can't. That's the laugh I needed today.

Hoosierland mentioned

what in the hell is a walking desk

@chrism4841

20 күн бұрын

Standing desk + treadmill for people who like to tell you how many steps they do each day and claim to be healthy but never go outside or sleep for more than 4 hours.

@MeZenformed

20 күн бұрын

think howl's moving castle, but smaller

I only had to check one of the boxes. I'm an amazing software developer but definitely not a tech bro. There needs to be a graybeard purity test. I'd probably get totally wrecked on that one.

My sons dog is also called Laila. Beautiful Malinois. 🐕‍🦺

Few weeks ago my teacher saw that I was watching a video of you and was like "do you know where he works at? He works at Netflix" wich I answered "He works at home he stopped working at Netflix cause he wanted to become full time streamer"

1:35 nothing is more contrarian than saying you’re not a contrarian.

Why do i have a bunch of these checked? Im a MoGraph designer...

omg never saw sb being blocked by paul graham

did homie climb at planet granite

It's not your fault. You gave the only correct answer and Paul Graham is just too salty.

Open ended response, just like his mom, open ended.

Today I learn ThePrimeagen got blocked by Paul Graham 🤣 because of his mommy.

A girl told me she wanted to port forward with me once...

what does 95 mean, is it good?

i love how i have like 16 on the real one and a 90 on this one

I technically have a £500 ergo chair but I found it in a charity shop for £15

@badspecgamer128

20 күн бұрын

it's the humanscale world one task chair by the way and I love it and I'm never giving it up!

If you listened to All-in I think you’d like it. Maybe not everyone’s cup of tea but it’s not just a VC circle j

67. GUID Partition Table?

6:48 WHERE IS THE LIE?!

7:23 tech bro means being a simp?

89 pts

I get the impression the person that made that list is a virgin. 🤷‍♂

i ticked like 3 boxes and got a 97 🙃🙃🙃🙃

i wonder if anyone has a cat named C or Vim or something

@Aliceintraining

21 күн бұрын

I am sure people have named a cat Vim but likely not for the tech relationship. more likely do to fantasy side

got 90. i hardly met the prerequisites

I have a feeling that any tech bro test is very likely to result in "you have chlamydia"...

87 for me. What's it out of etc? xD

hehehhehe

In 2008 I mind enough bitcoin to be worth $40 in 2021. 😆

6:59 "Bouldering is just rock climbing for unathletic people" Except bouldering is way harder and also more dangerous than lead climbing, dude has no idea what he's talking about. Ban deserved.

Damn I got 100

B A L L

Got an 98

Checking #1 reveals you. Not in a good way.

Getting blocked for a meme means the meme hit too hard sorry Paul 😢

Got a 96 and only check marked 4 things... what? Answered 20, 21, 47, 83

@Cvar00

20 күн бұрын

It's a purity test. The more boxes you check, the less pure you are, and the lower your score

@RaveYoda

19 күн бұрын

@@Cvar00 Ahhhh, m'kay, my association of being a tech bro is bad so for me would be the inverse; but, if we're going with neck beard tech bro then I can get onboard. XD

Rust could be a cool name for a dog

@rusi6219

20 күн бұрын

Fitting