I'm thinking about starting a go fund me titled something like 'Save Trump' or something like that. I'm not a drumph supporter. I just need money and I would feel no remorse taking it from ignorant people

@benzo___

5 ай бұрын

thought about this as well, I'm German but I'm sure if I were to spam it under some Twitter posts some people would actually fall for it? let me know when we can start

@bmiles4131

5 ай бұрын

Only thing is, you’re not a politician, so you might get busted for some false advertising or something. Check the loopholes on that. Maybe you can collect a few thou to Twitter him a pep talk or something. That’s helping him, right?

@mammawlee

4 ай бұрын

😂😅😂

@mammawlee

4 ай бұрын

​@@bmiles4131 The politicians today have NO credentials, so l think, if you make a 3rd Party, it should be cool with TDS viewers.

@taniaquesada-vargas4013

4 ай бұрын

Ask Steve Bannon how that worked out for him. 😅

The American education system really let the republicans down... they don't even know the difference between pronouns and nouns.

@TheRealcdawg22

5 ай бұрын

Hee was close.

@thatguygold

5 ай бұрын

*neo-pronous have entered the chat*

@InSouthernMaine

3 ай бұрын

How is it possible that no one picked up on that in the video itself?

MTG: then FREAKING RESIGN. We DON'T WANT YOU TO "WORK"

@ileneplantone3817

3 ай бұрын

She doesn't work. Just babbles

mtg's opponent should use her hating her job video in their campaign ad!

John Leguizamo is so great !

Please register and vote! Vote blue for democracy!

Those big, strong men weren't crying... their eyes were watering from the smell! 😅

Clearly; NOBODY KNOWS what a pronoun actually is! 😂❤

@shortsatire5669

5 ай бұрын

Yep.

@kdyooper28

5 ай бұрын

So true

@pagal83

5 ай бұрын

This was the only thing I was thinking in between the laughs.

@ylimeasil

5 ай бұрын

According to them Pronouns = adjectives

@stebstebanesier6205

5 ай бұрын

A pronoun is a noun that gets paid for being a noun.

Ronny’s bits on Florida fantastic!

@og6920

5 ай бұрын

Floridian here. Yep! 😀

MTG should retract her application.

Please more Klepper in '24!

Proof that 40% or so of the country is NUTS.

@JakubKotyza

5 ай бұрын

sadly of any country, basicaly 40% of all humans are nuts more or less corrected by education.

@markolson2466

5 ай бұрын

It’s certainly strong evidence of Nuts but I need more host deliveries. They’re all great!

@byebye5907

5 ай бұрын

No offense but that's exactly how the world sees the US. And 99% of German politicians are nuts..

@kingace6186

5 ай бұрын

Less. There is no such thing as a 100% turnout compared to a country's total population.

@KonradvonHotzendorf

5 ай бұрын

You lot are getting weirder every year🦅

Wow these people live in an alternate reality lol

Flight Attendant: Ok, because you’re yelling. Passenger: So is the baby. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If the man wants to be recognized as fried chicken than why would I take that away from them.....

Conservatives think they invent comedy every time they do the “pronoun” bit.

@MajorHenryL.

5 ай бұрын

Liberals think they invent comedy every time they regurgitate a 2016 Trump joke😅😅😅😂😂😂

@antmagor

5 ай бұрын

@@MajorHenryL. yeah cause they’re funny the pronoun thing isn’t. By the way, how’s your new icon Roseanne working out. Last time I checked, she was a Holocaust denier.

@MajorHenryL.

5 ай бұрын

@@antmagor Who cares about Roseanne! The holocaust deniers you should be worried about are Rashida “Hamas” Tlaib, Dunce AOC, Cori “black supremacy” Bush, Ilhan “al-Shabaab” Omar, and Jamaal “the angry false alarm” Bowman😅😅😅 THOSE☝🏼 are the people with power…not Roseanne. Ps. Roseanne isnt exactly a conservative. I seem to remember her turning on us Iraq war vets.

@treybryner3229

5 ай бұрын

Okay, unironically, I found the "my pronouns are hee and haw" thing actually kinda amusing.

@hew195050

5 ай бұрын

Have you noticed Republicans seem to have zero sense of humor? It’s weird, right?

How proud they are. Most of them have no idea what a pronoun is.

@ileneplantone3817

3 ай бұрын

They have no idea what anything is

Poor MTG , has to work all year round . Except for her 3 affairs , for which her husband to divorce her.

I wonder if MTG's friends are glad she's stuck in Washington.

@mominor6913

5 ай бұрын

What friends??

MTG hates her job, but watch her run for reelection

@ileneplantone3817

3 ай бұрын

VOTE HER OUT

This is scary. The mental state of these individuals worries me. Peole need to wake up and smell the coffee because the ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.

Ronnie going after David is friggin' hilarious! 😂

I do feel they need to issue a correction. Southwest is the only major airline that doesn't charge for checked baggage, emotional or otherwise.

@UrbanHiker317

5 ай бұрын

"Emotional..." 😆😆😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@wordzmyth

5 ай бұрын

Are you a card carrying jackal?

@LDsupporteachother

4 ай бұрын

Haha- my sister would love you

Love the algebra & chemistry jokes Ronnie! 😂😂

I wonder what happens when people like the 2 elderly ladies at the beginning ("there's two militaries") see themselves on tv? Not that they'd necessarily watch the Daily Show, but I'm sure a grandkid or someone would forward it. Are they proud of themselves, or embarrassed, or do they think it's part of the plot, or what...?

@lizardog

5 ай бұрын

I'd imagine they're proud of themselves for "witnessing" for Tr*mp. When you're that deep in delusion, you don't see things realistically.

@bmiles4131

5 ай бұрын

I’m thinking they rolled with two militaries, so they will believe what they are told to believe about their 15 min of fame. 😨

@birbluv9595

5 ай бұрын

I just can’t get over those high-heeled pumps on their shirts. Bet they haven’t been able to wear shoes like that for 25 years.

@ginasheppard6974

5 ай бұрын

They're just plain ignorant, period.

@bmiles4131

5 ай бұрын

@@ginasheppard6974 no, ignorant could be fixed with new information. This is like a mental thing. People believe what they want to believe, but this is the extreme version.

Ronnie’s “banned” piece still kills me, even after the 5th time!😁😀😃😄😆😂🤣

John Leguizamo! ❤🎉😊

MTG is so clueless. I feel bad for Georgia

Shouldn't Kari Lake's pronouns be "I lost (several times)"?

Sad, that someone’s like me, as not native English speaker, would realize that NOTHING they say is a pronoun 😅and they wouldn’t ?

Ron DeSantis inner monologue was so funny. Very accurate

@SusanKay-

5 ай бұрын

Maybe someday he'll become a real boy.

@rhllc8166

5 ай бұрын

Yesssss😂

So is the baby! That would drive me crazy too…

MTG should quit her job & America 🇺🇸 want you to do instead of complaining about it!👍😂 wrestler!👎

The trumpers with tears in their eyes were reacting to the smell.

Klepper may be the first and foremost reason I’ve survived the Trump+ years; children’s chewable morphine is a close second.

@BrighidsForge

5 ай бұрын

Since losing Trevor Noah, yes.

@MajorHenryL.

5 ай бұрын

Meantime, the rest of us are suffering under the “TaliBiden years” 😅😅

@bryan9931

5 ай бұрын

@@BrighidsForge Trevor is not dead, He quit.

@hew195050

5 ай бұрын

You’re a very funny person.

@lisaahmari7199

5 ай бұрын

😅😂😂😂

That ending with DeSantis was tear-jerking😂😂

I feel for you Marge. Please go home.

Nooooo it was Leslie's moment with Steve Kornacki! 🥰🤣

My name is *narcissism.* My pronouns are me, me, and me.

@Ms_Nightshade

5 ай бұрын

That’s been the GOP’s pronouns for two generations.

@MajorHenryL.

5 ай бұрын

@@Ms_Nightshade Considering Barack Hussein is the most narcissistic candidate Ive seen emerge from either party.

@lorettanericcio-bohlman567

5 ай бұрын

@@MajorHenryL.Barack Obama

@MajorHenryL.

5 ай бұрын

@@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Barack Hussein Obama- thats HIS FULL name and birth name given to him in Kenya. Respect it!

@rgplpc

5 ай бұрын

Excuse me, Major, you seem to have your head stuck up your a**. Makes it very difficult to see where you're going.@@MajorHenryL.

No speeding ticket... when have any of you ever driven from the back seat of a limo?

Oh, gosh, that must have been such a shock to Marjorie Taylor Greene to find out that running the country is a fulltime job. Maybe she should have read up on it . . . and the Constitution . . . . .and the Bill of Rights . . . . oh, and a lot of US History wouldn't have hurt.

I think MTG knows her supporters don't know what the word constituent means based on how perfectly it would've fit into what she said

@rachels.8051

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, I kept waiting for her to say it but I’m definitely not her target audience…

@rachels.8051

5 ай бұрын

It’s not outside the realm of possibility that she doesn’t know what the word means though, quite sadly.

@MajorHenryL.

5 ай бұрын

Dunce AOC believes tax payers and “the government will pay for it” are two different things.

@rachels.8051

5 ай бұрын

@@MajorHenryL. ?!

@christopherbedford9897

5 ай бұрын

@@rachels.8051 Uhh... she _might_ recognise the word if she hears it (probably take a moment of that deer-in-the-headlights blinking) but I doubt it's actually *in* her vocabulary.

There's no fool worse than an old fool. 🙄

They all nailed this!!!

"...give him money so he can defend himself (D.J. Trump)...I thought that he was a Billionaire!! Spend you own money...🤔

Go Chelsea

Ronny roasting *ANYTHING* kills me every time.

Klemper and Desi combo host. Voted!

😮🎉❤. ,,MAGA ON "" FENTANYL """. SAD. VOTE BLUE COME BACK TO EARTH 👍🙌✨🙏👌😇🌈

I need more of this in my life. Thanks daily show!

C'mon, take it like a woman and just resign, Margie!

Chelsea Handler as Host!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

Chelsea as host!

Oh my heavens! These people are NUTS!

Somebody give that poor poor man some money 😂😂

Love Chelsea, she cuts to the quick 😅

@LaQuesaDeMI

5 ай бұрын

I like her, but I prefer Sarah Silverman, who I think has a better delivery

More Chelsea Handler pls!

Its called working!

all these people need to lose Social Security

What you mean I have to work for a living??? This Congress thing is too hard😢😢😢😢😢

MTG. The biggest Snowflake.

8:10 "Sad Tough Men" ad was haw x3.

Laugh In 😂😂😂

How did i miss John Leguizamo hosting?! 😮. 🤦🏽‍♀️

I honestly want guest hosting to continue.

@aileencho5293

5 ай бұрын

Ditto! Love the variety of personalities.

I wish I could make up “facts” as these people do.

We now know why everyone always has tears in their eyes when meeting Donald the Odor.

Love you guys ❤

"This Biden person" 😂😂

Don't need a host. All current reporters are great as a company of comedians. Emulate SNL. EVOLVE FOR THE NEXT 50 YRS!

@ileneplantone3817

3 ай бұрын

Jon Stewart is fantastic

I vote that this is the best Top 10 compilation for 2023...... EPIC!

I know watching Leslie, Chelsea, and Michelle host the show is proof that it’s past time a woman took the helm of The Daily Show.

@user-yw3wo5dv5k

5 ай бұрын

Men wrote the jokes, now what?

@healinspaces4u

5 ай бұрын

They nailed it, right?!!!❤

@jacobsteele72

5 ай бұрын

Wanda Sykes was my personal favorite. I honestly thought the need to focus on politics in media hurt her stand up performances, but this setting felt great for her despite that.

@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202

5 ай бұрын

Sarah too imo!

@coldstreamcybernaut2845

5 ай бұрын

@@user-yw3wo5dv5k And Chelsea delivers those jokes like Ninja stars.

Well done

@mikeanderson7549

5 ай бұрын

You American?

What's in the mug MTG? I used to have a friend who carried a mug like that to work. It was filled with wine.

Can Jon Stewart guess host?

@cmurphy0707

4 ай бұрын

Next Monday, and the Mondays after. He’s hosting again.

#NoAssaultWeapons and no crazy sociopath Marjorie

I‘d vote for Sarah Silverman.

@KonradvonHotzendorf

5 ай бұрын

Second

@birbluv9595

5 ай бұрын

@@KonradvonHotzendorfshe is a national treasure

@estellarivera5022

5 ай бұрын

She doesn't like Mexicans.

Thank you! Excellent.

MTG...quit...PLEASE...QUIT!

What an amazing video!

If it wasn't for the Republican party, Rosanne wouldn't have any work at all

@ileneplantone3817

3 ай бұрын

She did it to herself.

Those two old ladies winging it as they go, talking indiluted twaddle.... it causes me much pain to see their grandsons havent taken it at task to help them find a nursing home

🎶and the wheels go round and round and round and the wheels go round and round🎶

When yer juggling one brain cell amongst millions of tumpies😀

@ileneplantone3817

3 ай бұрын

Hundreds not millions thankfully

JOHN LEGUIZAMO IS THE BEST HOST!❤

Ok there's been a lot of focus on DeSantis shoe lifts. But can we please get some respect for his girdle game?

@UrbanHiker317

5 ай бұрын

😂🤣🤣

@oapster7963

5 ай бұрын

@@UrbanHiker317 Comeon, it's impressive! Every part of his body looks chubby except his midsection.

What a great year!

Miss Trev

HERE IS MY DONATION FOR THESE CRYING MAN 0 0 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Brilliant!

Great comments. You out there make it easier to endure it. Thanks

Because it's a right given by the creator, and protected by the constitution.

Fabulous 😂 needed this ❤

What did mtg do before she was elected?

Aw, Large Marge wants to visit her friends. Both of them.

7:50 Missed opportunity go say, "You stink!" 💩 Also a missed opportunity to do a lizard move on Ron's inner thoughts

What a bunch of droolers!

lol how absolutely crazy do people have to be to believe this rot. My non- pronoun is follow your nose to the pulls in November.

Great ending!

Ohmygosh, these first delusional people are too much!