Taylor can not legally take the money before the contest, but Congress has ruled that she can take it after the contest. Bribery is legal. That's the law.

@JGComments

28 күн бұрын

Congress doesn’t “rule” on anything lol.

@bertjones3010

28 күн бұрын

Judges now have tip jars permanently installed on the corner of their bench. Literally now just a barista getting whatever you ordered.

@davidbeppler3032

28 күн бұрын

@@JGComments You are right. It was the supreme court. Congress made it legal to bribe presidents and other politicians. Unlimited corporate donations.

@kristinpingree3354

28 күн бұрын

It was the Supreme Court

@withalittlehelpfrom3

28 күн бұрын

As long as it's an official act, she's good.

I finally learned what the "Hawk Tuah Girl" is all about thanks to this show... I definitely am not successful at pretending to care about the internet.

@pvp6077

23 күн бұрын

Clicked on this episode just to find out 😂

@w.neuman

6 күн бұрын

Same !

10% of that spit to a manager 🤣

It comforts me to think that when Rhys Darby isn't on this show, he is probably in an extended meeting with Bret MacKenzie and Jermaine Clement

@alexperaza9475

28 күн бұрын

"Rumors" "No, it's all true!"

@acgeewhiz

27 күн бұрын

“Present”

@billywallbanger9018

27 күн бұрын

Official band business

@forthebirds4

26 күн бұрын

Jemaine

@eyeyayayay

19 күн бұрын

@@forthebirds4 I translated his name from New Zealand into English

CBS having Taylor host a late night show was the best decision ever. She's charming yet humble, and funny but not mean. Plus she's a comedian so she knows how to handle comics...love it!

@AdrianColley

27 күн бұрын

She _can_ be mean when she wants to be, but she's just too kind to want to be.

@BEBHaven

26 күн бұрын

@@therealnervana Wrong on both counts. Paramount owns CBS and the Comedy Central IP. This is them rebooting the show.

@dianeatpeace337

24 күн бұрын

​@@therealnervanaIt's a reboot -- presumably Colbert's production company bought the rights to resurrect the Chris Harrison-hosted early 21st century Comedy Central show.

@Roadhardd

24 күн бұрын

@@therealnervanaI think her standup is really funny, but this show is unwatchable.

@VictorianDad

23 күн бұрын

Taylor Tomlinson is funny and beautiful. The perfect woman.

Oh no. There is a cursed future where Hawk Tuah Girl is a contestant on After Midnight.

@MatthewTheWanderer

28 күн бұрын

Oh God no! But, probably not.

@AdrianColley

27 күн бұрын

Her spittle could be a prize.

@robinblackmoor8732

27 күн бұрын

She us not a comedy person. You have to be a veteran stand-up to be quick and clever enough to do the show.

@roguesheep3083

25 күн бұрын

I thought her friends reaction was a huge part of the funny

@spike4891

24 күн бұрын

​@@robinblackmoor8732Aw, it's so cute you think it's real.

If Rhys pronounces the G in gnome, he has to pronounce the K in knight 😅

@AdrianColley

27 күн бұрын

Fun fact: the Old English origin of "knight" was "cnict", and both Cs were pronounced. So yes, you should pronounce the K. Also I lied about the fun.

@Alic4444

27 күн бұрын

@@AdrianColley You lied about the lie!

@robinblackmoor8732

27 күн бұрын

In England it is pronounced " K nig it.

@zakwilken

16 күн бұрын

Gnome Named Gnorm.... Phile!

Hawk Tuah is now my favorite Jedi in the prequels

Thank the gods Taylor is back. I was on the verge of googling the original Hawk Tuah video and she has saved me.

Aw, I used to show our dog in the World's Ugliest Dog Contest when I was a kid, back before people knew about it and there were only, like, 10 dogs there. Our dog won "Most Abused Dog" because she was too cute to be in the contest, and I showed another woman's dog who won "Looks Most Like a Chicken" because he was white and the hair on his head stuck up in the air. (Petaluma is also the chicken capitol of the world.) It was usually a bull dog that won. That was before all the Chinese Crested owners started making the annual journey. Happy memories. 😊

why have human judges for the "AI Pageant"? surely AI judges would be more fitting.

@hd-xc2lz

28 күн бұрын

Disagreements between AI judges could be interesting.

@gateauxq4604

20 күн бұрын

Now THAT would be a contest worth watching

That dog isn't ugly he is majestic

@kikovazquez7277

26 күн бұрын

You're right. I think they were just giving him a lifetime achievement award for being in 5 of the pageants.

@cherrybomb1386

26 күн бұрын

@@kikovazquez7277 awe that is sweet

@marciusnhasty

4 күн бұрын

That dog is a bonified summer blockbuster movie star now! ❤

Here for my captain, Rhys Darby and his epic entrance

I just love how the show is essentially, make Taylor laugh. And she deserves it ^^ love the opening monologues you’ve started doing, you’re starting to find your voice ))

I'd never heard of Baron before but that Chomsky joke turned me into a fan.

@francestitcombe3187

27 күн бұрын

He’s got some good stand ups on the tubes

For the internet it should be unbleeped.

@dianeatpeace337

24 күн бұрын

Or possibly longform / unedited

Baron’s Carpenter Ant joke was bang topical, having just discovered Sabrina Carpenter’s Auntnis Nancy Cartwright

I can't even tell you how much I missed this show!! Also, Baron is so funny :)

@valap2

29 күн бұрын

The carpenter a[u]nt joke was so a good one.

So happy to see Rhys being back! What an epic entrance! ❤❤❤

@spacemanx9595

28 күн бұрын

Who?

@justaguy12345

28 күн бұрын

@@spacemanx9595 Rhys. Don't you know how to read?

@adrianjas284

15 күн бұрын

I know how to rhyd I just don't know how to spyll...​@@justaguy12345

1:21 in other unattainable beauty standards news, Taylor Tomlinsons’s skin care routine

@hd-xc2lz

28 күн бұрын

Taylor is looking gorgeous here.

@deanlowdon8381

23 күн бұрын

She’s gone from cute to smokin’ hot over the last couple of years!

Taylor on a game show is like having a singer in a rock band sing Frank Sinatra songs and read jokes off a cue card.

@ghinalikki

14 күн бұрын

Oddly specific

Is he a gnome or is he a wizard? Lol, that girl knows nothing about either of those things if she thinks they are mutually exclusive. Obviously, he's both. He's a gnome wizard, since gnome is a race and wizard is a class.

@robinblackmoor8732

27 күн бұрын

Most gnomes are Illuisionists.

Wild Thang, I think I love you.

@justsaying14

29 күн бұрын

With glasses 😁👍

Baron Vaughn also crushed it on Season 13 of Mystery Science Theater 3000. He’s so cool.

Taylor always struggles to speak through laughter when Rory is on. Adding Baron and Rhys only makes Rory amp up his Rory-ness.

@cdfox85

27 күн бұрын

Her constant laughter, even at completely unfunny lines, is insufferable

@DSmicklas

27 күн бұрын

@cdfox85 Wow good thing you don't watch the show then. I would hate for someone to suffer through something so insufferable. Grow up, Peter Pan.

@cdfox85

26 күн бұрын

@@DSmicklas maybe I did grow up, and that's why I find this show unfunny. It's sad too because I remember @midnight being hilarious.

You mean Our Flag Means Death is not the greatest thing Rhys has ever done?

@MissFetishable

25 күн бұрын

Ever heard about Flight of the Conchords series? He's the best manager ever

"I just ruined my presidency, by telling the truth!!" The irony of that statement is epic deep!

RHYS DARBY ❤❤ she gets amazing guests

@spacemanx9595

28 күн бұрын

Who?

Most derpy dog for sure.....that dog aint ugly though.

I'm so in love with this show. I try to watch full episodes, but 1- I'm not paying for cable and 2- it's just so much fun watching random clips while on the toilet. 😂😂

I knew she got her own show, but I didn't realize it was a game show. I thought it was more like a late night talk show. Interesting.

I was so afraid you were going to be gone all summer!! So happy you are back!!!!!!

I've never heard of this show, I only clicked on this cause of I saw the Hawk Tuah girl.

I think they should make a reality TV show where they give the "ugliest dog" winners makeovers.

@RickyG496

28 күн бұрын

That would ... interesting!

@AdrianColley

27 күн бұрын

Human Eye For A Good Boy

Rhys Darby is an icon, anything I see him in, he makes it better. 😀

Oh shoot Rhys did the voice for one of the knights of the sun on Rick & Morty!

This panel is rock solid!

@brokenbadge4273

29 күн бұрын

they got the Rock?

@spacemanx9595

28 күн бұрын

None of them were names I recognized

@mhawang8204

28 күн бұрын

@@spacemanx9595 this show is the best way to discover comedians new to you!

@acgeewhiz

27 күн бұрын

@@spacemanx9595Congratulations on getting to know three new (to you) comedians. One of the things I like most about this show. Sometimes I like them, sometimes they’re not for me, but now I know that.

Baron Vaughn is a national treasure

Just hearing rhys say 'base' takes me back.

Nice work stylists on Taylor’s jumpsuit thing, I love jumpsuit things. Only suggestion is to make it a one-piece Hawaiian shirt jumpsuit thing. And no, I don’t know anything about fashion because I’m an annoying hipster that peaked in 2010 and prior to that had a crush on Shia labeouf (how cringe of me) in Even Stevens who always wore Hawaiian shirts so now I think Hawaiian shirts are appropriate business casual office-wear. Ask me about my California employment law knowledge, even if I look cool I promise I can be incredibly boring 😎 and isn’t that what growing up is all about? 💅

@EmyrDerfel

28 күн бұрын

In Hawaii, they're formal business wear.

How things change! When I was a kid, it was "hoik ptui".

This show is killing it. What a great way to come back from a break.

So glad to see Rhys on here 😂

The guest intros are so corny but Taylor is so good. Dang, that outfit too.

@christiansnyder1746

27 күн бұрын

She makes me weak ❤

This show is just like Wild Thang... it grows on you.. xD

Damn , Baron is on FIRE for this segment!!

My dog keep barking during the entire AI segment. Keep in mind we are both suffering without power after Hurricane Beryl, and the humidity is insufferable.

@ghinalikki

14 күн бұрын

Still? Are you okay?

That's one cute little doggo

Taylor: "So why don't you guys rate yourselves, 1 to 10" Obama Ad: "Five dollars!" lol

Rhys Darby!?!?!? OMG 🥰

Rory told the truth! Hawk Tuah works both ways...

Welcome back! I missed this show :)

I gotta say, flight suit Taylor is awesome...plus, she looks like she's eating spicy food when she's trying not to laugh😎😂

STOPPPP i loved that after midnight didn’t have some bs end card that i’d have to constantly stop what i’m doing to click thru the next video plssssss

OH MY GOD GIRLIE I MISSED YOU, 2 weeks without you I was going crazy

this was a great episode!!

I'm just here for Rhysie Darbz

Okay but that new end card is fire! Good job editors

Dear Rhys, real Gs move in silence like lasagna (;

Best entrances of all time

Y’all made a girl famous for spitting on things? Might be time for EVERYBODY to go outside and touch grass

@billywallbanger9018

27 күн бұрын

Not "things."

Taylor: You're really a fantastic host!!!!

"It's business time!"

i had no idea this show still existed, but i've liked taylor and i have to thumbs_up only because she correctly used 'rubric' irl but not at a teachers' professional development seminar, which is an absurd level of difficulty.

"He grows on you." So does fungus. 😛

I ❤ Taylor Tomlinson!!! Her stand up comedy is hilarious and I'm so happy she gets to host a funny game show! Great job!!! 👏👏👏😊

I love how every humble person's 1-10 rating of their own appearance is exactly a 6. Like, I'm modest and know I'm not the premium package, but I do believe I'm just a little bit more handsome than most other people.

Is there a whole segment cut from this? Scores go from 1100/1000/1100 at 12:42 to 1500/1800/1700 at 12:59

@AdrianColley

27 күн бұрын

They must have asked a forbidden question. Did a celebrity die on the day of recording?

I have missed you so much!!!!❤❤❤

Welcome back!!!

Clearly Hock Tuah girl is going to take the ASMR world by storm.

Rhys Darby! ❤❤❤❤❤

This show is so awesome

They should have an AI Taylor host an episode. Rhys knows what he talking about, he lives next to Mordor.

Barron is next level

@valap2

29 күн бұрын

I'd say he's about a 6 😜

Man this is a great panel

werewolves, not swearwolves

Taylor, Taylor, Taylor......best to get out of there quick!

YAY! Taylor is back. I love her beyond words. I really love being ACE. It means I can look at Taylor as if she is art. Her face is stunningly beautiful.

Rhys Darby calling himself a 7 is the world's biggest lie, have you SEEN his legs and also arms and also chest??? The man is a SNACK.

@lauraway706

25 күн бұрын

Isn't he just?! I was I the audience of his Q&A session at Basingstoke Comic Con and him dancing to hus entrance music was quite something and is forever imprinted into my memory. Guy is underselling himself rating him a 7.

Best outfit so far! 😎🤩🥳

OK, whoever's cranking out these clips for KZread, I realize you're probably not getting paid a lot, but good god, EQ your frikkin' volume levels! That bumper at the end nearly blew me out of my chair!

@falxonPSN

28 күн бұрын

It won't fix the main problem, but the KZread mobile apps now have an option called stable volume that you can turn on that at least helps somewhat.

" You had me at Hawk Tuah ".

"Third Wheel" is cuter than Sabrina.

This has to be Taylor best outfit so far!

Rory for President. Hawk2 girl for VP.

Baron’s shirt should have a name; I nominate zip-zap.

@Tonyhouse1168

29 күн бұрын

POP POP!

@maryrosekent8223

28 күн бұрын

@@Tonyhouse1168 Nice try, Tony… 😊😊😊😊😊

@AdrianColley

27 күн бұрын

That sounds a bit too cosby.

@maryrosekent8223

27 күн бұрын

@@AdrianColley And yet, it came from my own brain.

12:33 Perfection 😂

Carpenter Aunt. Good one!

The Cryptid Factor! lfg

David spade! Lights out! My goodness love

The Carpenter Aunt ha!

I hope we get to see the uncut versions of these someday.

@rory_pond1701

28 күн бұрын

So much this. The sudden point increases are proof of not-ready-for-network-TV comedy and that's my jam.

@AdrianColley

27 күн бұрын

I just hope they're collecting the outtakes for publication one day.

RORYYYYYYY AWWWW YISSSSSS

if it G-Nome in Australia then it also should be K-Night

Congratulations to Wild Thing! ❤🎉

Hawk 23 and me...man good one!

The "shaving off some extra fingers" joke was subtle af. lol

9:28 Well.. If, as a New Zealander, he has to pronounce the G in Gah-Nome now.. then it's very important that instead of 'nite' for the spelling of Kah-Nite, that he actually pronounce it as Kaaah-nih-gits! I believe that's the proper British pronunciation as made famous by Monty Python and the Holy Gah-Rayle!

wild thing is not ugly, he is a beautiful angel!