"Can you cover this up, gay man?" That's the best sentence I've ever heard

@NoName-sd9qc

4 жыл бұрын

Hailey Walter I feel this statement and I 100% concur.

@Xitronix

4 жыл бұрын

The delivery was 10/10

@lilsaam

4 жыл бұрын

Iconic 😂😭👌

@LukeHenderson123

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao ikr

@evangeline77x

4 жыл бұрын

I just commented this! Lol, what an amazing line!!! So iconic.

I’m sorry I laughed, but when Laura said “I did a memorial of my brother on my brother” and Cam had to clarify that they were different brothers, I lost it

@sadiecreamer2417

4 жыл бұрын

I did too, I'm going to hell! 😂🤣😂

@sofiaxo4543

4 жыл бұрын

What was that thing on Cam's leg tho?

@Mistabeasta

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that i was thinking it was the same brother till he said that scares me 😂

@CHloE748

3 жыл бұрын

It was necessary though, some people are morons and got confused at first...like me lol

@RandomSwiftie13

3 жыл бұрын

@@sofiaxo4543 I guess it's just a different cloth stitched on the jeans It's like a mix mach style jeans

"CAN YOU COVER THIS UP GAY MAN?"

@markwhitney3746

4 жыл бұрын

*in the tone of a 1950s superhero show* Help me, GayMan!

@littlemouse9900

3 жыл бұрын

Safest bet to go to him. Cause he ain't interested in it at all, not hate or creep from him.

@AgentSephiroth

3 жыл бұрын

@@littlemouse9900 Because there arent professional male tattoo artists who respect their female clients. literally shut up

@littlemouse9900

3 жыл бұрын

@@AgentSephiroth someone is a little bit triggered. Just because I feel more comfortable having private areas tattooed by a gay person doesn't mean I need to shut up. Your supposed to trust your tattoo artist, and If for some reason you and your artist don't mesh its best to find another one. My body my choice.

I cant be the only one that just now realised that man was missing an arm when he said it.

@joshyaks

4 жыл бұрын

You and all the other people who were too busy trying to mentally unscramble pixels.

@MrFungus420

4 жыл бұрын

LOL. I noticed when I saw the name of his tattoo shop: Southpaw Tattoos

@Tidaltailstx

4 жыл бұрын

Magnus Larsen it me 😂😝

@christineugochukwu542

4 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@heyitsnasira

4 жыл бұрын

I was like OH SHIT LOOK AT THAT DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. I was also staring at the tig ol bitties in the room soooooo 😬

"I haven't seen a vagina since I was 17." "Can you cover this up, gay man?" That had me dying. Thank you for that.

"I just want to feel the earth" "On a concrete cement?"

“You gotta reassess things in your life when you wake up in the back of a trunk” I mean yeah but I also really want to see his tattoo

@michelthibodeau3474

4 жыл бұрын

Waking up in the trunk of a car, 2 hours away from your last known position, with fresh tattoos, is why you don't do drugs, kids.

@martinhristov3670

4 жыл бұрын

@@michelthibodeau3474 no that is exactly why you DO do drugs, kids

@ladysarcasm6226

3 жыл бұрын

@@martinhristov3670 He could be in the back of a trunk bleeding out and missing a kidney, while passing the border to be enslaved in a corn field just the same. I'm all about having fun but if you're so drunk you start losing it just eat a sandwich and have a coffee, you should never be that out of your mind for your own safety It's an amazing story but it could have been just as bad! And yes, I really want to see that tattoo 😂

I lost it at the pictures of Joe Exotic’s husbands

I wanna get tatted by the lady who said she’s really open and tattoos with her top off. I just wanna talk to her, I feel like she’d help with my confidence a lot 🥺

@HJ-si7hd

4 жыл бұрын

Right? She seems so down to earth. Reminded me of the artist who did my sternum tattoo and made me feel comfortable being topless for hours in an open shop.

@Threehundredandsixtyeight

4 жыл бұрын

Yes LOVED her! Be my artist and my therapist pls 😂

@KokomoGreenberg

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@Usernp27

4 жыл бұрын

What’s her name?

@user-di2fx3lk7y

4 жыл бұрын

her insta is @jadedmoontattoos

Can we talk about how Kelly Doty is both incredibly funny and relatable and still so talented and hard working 😍 we stan a queen

@roundfaceal9164

4 жыл бұрын

I actually find her completely unfunny

@mrsperkin7198

4 жыл бұрын

She's brilliant, and my favorite artist / person from all ink master seasons.

@kylebernabe2416

4 жыл бұрын

She barely funny

@roundfaceal9164

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrsperkin7198 Her jokes are forced and disingenuous, as in she intentionally being satirical which is cringey man. I assume you enjoy Fat Amy and Amy Schumer as well

@mrsperkin7198

4 жыл бұрын

@@roundfaceal9164 fat amy the character or rebel Wilson the actress? amy Schumer hell no

I could just watch Kelly Doty talk for hours. She should do a podcast.

@goosesquirrel6817

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@WhitnyeK86

4 жыл бұрын

Agree!

@mushroom6707

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna be her friend

@federicoleonora9525

4 жыл бұрын

omg please

@masses_gains

4 жыл бұрын

Me too love her 💚

DEADASS DIDNT NOTICE HE DIDNT HAVE AN ARM

@Tidaltailstx

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Lopez I sure don’t 😂🙏🏼

@kaitlyns9972

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I said the same exact thing

@saturnine41

4 жыл бұрын

It took me a few videos to notice too, it's the black shirt + black background that made it hard to tell.

@heyidaroo

2 жыл бұрын

His story is amazing, about how he lost his arm, and learned to tattoo with his *non-dominant* hand, and his work is *amazing!*

“This is the type of person that listens to true crime podcasts and also needs therapy” is my personality

@nathandevilliers9482

4 жыл бұрын

murderino?

@charlottem.1477

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathandevilliers9482 murderino!!!

@Demureli

3 жыл бұрын

That's literally me!

@morganfries878

2 жыл бұрын

Saaaaame lol

Whatever comes out of Kelly’s mouth is absolute brilliant and funny

@gracie4244

4 жыл бұрын

Jeon Jungcock love your username ;)

@laurenrobson46

4 жыл бұрын

Agree 100%

@Yasmin-ll4ok

4 жыл бұрын

Intellectual ✨

I'm fat and got one arm, let's do this

@Tidaltailstx

4 жыл бұрын

Flick Films it me 😂🙏🏼

@MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE

4 жыл бұрын

Southpaw Tatttoos plz tell me you do more of these, love your energy.

@mimibradberry686

4 жыл бұрын

Love his attitude!

@elisscaliving4776

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even notice he had one arm

"One time I did a tattoo on TV and lost a hundred thousand dollars" NOOO KELLY i'm dead

That edit of Kelly 😂 She needs to host a tattoo show that isn’t Ink Master Angels

The Editor loves Kelly Doty just as much (if not more) than we do

i literally didn’t even notice that guy with no arm had no arm until he mentioned it

@jordancrofter6539

3 жыл бұрын

ITHOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE, I’ve seen so many inked videos and didn’t notice til now. Shook

@naanbread4523

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he was actually right handed too, so he learned tattooing with his right hand, then lost that arm. But kept on learning to go keep on tattooing with his non dominant hand

Jesus riding a velociraptor... Best freakin tattoo I’ve heard of in a while.

@Tarv1

4 жыл бұрын

If I were religious and wanted a tattoo now, I think this would be it

@jessierabbit

4 жыл бұрын

My friend is a catholic and has this as a shirt. My favorite shirt of his and he said the nuns at his catholic high school absolutely loved it.

@RandomSwiftie13

3 жыл бұрын

Have you guys heard of the movie called Velocipaster ?

@RandomSwiftie13

3 жыл бұрын

or Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

I'm sorry but the artichoke one with the girl who wanted to dye her armpit hair? That is dope. Lol

@emjenkins464

4 жыл бұрын

Weird, but dope

“I’m fat and have one arm. I’ll take my shirt off” I love that

“One time I lost 100,000 dollars”

@DavidBittt

4 жыл бұрын

She might’ve. Look it up

@victormurillo6956

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t lose something that isn’t yours to begin with

@sauceissilly

4 жыл бұрын

Y’all it was a joke oml

@no_fun_never

4 жыл бұрын

@@victormurillo6956 yeah... but what about dads? Do you lose them even if they were never there? Stuff to think about...

@olmaz99

4 жыл бұрын

@@no_fun_never shut up

Kelly should replace Peck on Ink Master or they should revive Angel's or give her something so that we can have her in our lives constantly, but in a way she still tattoos.

@TOAGamer1

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the EXACT same thing.

@Mysasser1

4 жыл бұрын

It's a boys club that's why the chicks got that goofy Angels spin off. It should be her but if not DJ should get it.

@NiftyPants

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mysasser1 The sad truth is that show only ever existed because Ryan Ashley was hot. They were never trying to make anything actually substantial. Kelly deserves better.

*tattoo artists talking about really meaningful tattoos* Inked: salsa music.

Poch’s story at the end of the video was so heartwarming & sad at the same time ❤️💔

That last story got me teary eyed, those moments in life are so meaningful and to be able to give someone a beautiful memory that is done by a real artist that perfectly represents what the person wanted, that's special. Thank you for sharing that.

"Can you cover this up, gay man?" DEAD.

"Bitch I'm fat and got one arm" This man is pure gold, I love it!

Did anyone understand what the hell Josh Payne was talking about? Dude lost me a minute in his story.

@Alex-oq1ub

4 жыл бұрын

TLDR: He went to Richmond for an Expo, sex workers frequented a certain floor, he described a bunch of sex acts, he blacked out (probs drunk), woke up in the trunk of his friend's car two hours away from Richmond because in his black out state he wanted to be in the trunk, and later realized he had a new tattoo. Turns out, a buddy of his did it. He was kind of all over the place, but I speak Josh Payne.

@keeleycurtis1954

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-oq1ub thanks, man! That explained a lot😂

@Alex-oq1ub

4 жыл бұрын

@@keeleycurtis1954 No worries! One of my good friends is a tattoo artist and he has the same chaotic energy.

@no_fun_never

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-oq1ub this is so true. Half of all tattoers are legit crazy but in a good way. Or at least the guest spot ones who are literally always all over the place

@mychememinem

4 жыл бұрын

Bro duno what happened but the best story ive ever heard

Kelly darling, you might lose those tattoo competitions with biased judging, but you have won our hearts with your awesome personality and artistic talents. ❤❤❤ Forget the 100 grand, because you are absolutely priceless.

The Richmond story was my favourite. That sounded like a new "The Hangover" movie.

Now I need to know what happened to the man who ate a cigarette

Bruh i didnt even realize he got one arm😂

@django7762

4 жыл бұрын

Ole M. Yo SAME . Like all these videos and finally I realized it only cause he pointed it out

@joshyaks

4 жыл бұрын

It's because you were too busy trying to mentally unscramble pixels!

@Tidaltailstx

4 жыл бұрын

Ole M. It’s me! 👋🏻😂

@ishish8816

4 жыл бұрын

I read this comment just before he revealed that. I was shockedt.

The true crime flashbacks are amazing and reliable 😂

Kelly should just be a spokesperson for this channel

@joanneking170

4 жыл бұрын

Her and Chris Showstopper. Imagine the 2 of them together. Would be magical.

Kelly Doty is actually my spirit animal. She looks stunning by the way.

@lilleylogan4737

4 жыл бұрын

Alexandra G_1994 same!

@brandtrice9403

4 жыл бұрын

so much same lol

@AlexandraG_

4 жыл бұрын

@jo c wow you're obviously a hateful, gross human being. A) I think people project how stunning or ugly (like you are) from the inside out and B) she has lost alot of weight (not that she needed to) she looks amazing. C) who TF do you think you are to comment on anyones weight or appearance? have you looked at yourself lately? and D) you are rude asf...get a grip... stop spewing hate on the internet because youre obviously insecure. ✌🙄

@chadwickvon8019

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlexandraG_ that was beautifully put and I completely agree. It's not always about looks, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

@AlexandraG_

4 жыл бұрын

@@chadwickvon8019 thank you i agree. 420 👍💨😄

''I just can't charge you for that'' That made my heart smile ! Thanks for being awesome

I didn’t even realise the bg music was loud, at all, until I looked in the comments 🤷🏻‍♀️

@murdocsgreenasshole662

4 жыл бұрын

_俺わ馬鹿 fr same. And then it started aggravating me

I ONLY NOTICED HE ONLY HAS ONE ARM ONCE HE SAID IT. IM BLINDED BY THE CENSORSHIP. :")

6:10 after watching hella videos from this channel it wasn’t until he said this that I realized he had one arm

@karlawest937

4 жыл бұрын

CudiTheKid 🤯

@AlexxWoodwick

4 жыл бұрын

I just realized this too on a video posted last week

@shazariakelly503

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@narutofox180

4 жыл бұрын

Black shirt with a black background, didnt even notice either lol

I love how the one armed dude goes by “south paw” fucking genius dude

man that fruit story :(

@mariethesizzler

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhh "fruit" I did not understand anything he said lmaoo

@teogonzalezcalzada5812

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what the fruit was, I'm mexican and I can't think of a fruit that also could work as the name of somebody.

When he mentioned Richmond I screamed lol. I live in Richmond and holy fuck... it’s a special city. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve black out on the street and somehow the next day made it back got my room in one piece

We stan a body confidence queen who rubs it off onto others

Kelly Doty is a treasure. Big thanks to Kelly Doty for brightening my day & helping me get through this time of absolute craziness.

"im fat and have one arm" LMAOOO

6:08 "got one arm" I didn't even notice that lol

@Tidaltailstx

4 жыл бұрын

Tasoq 👋🏻👋🏻😂

Kelly stop being so hard on yourself. You are so awesome and that's all that matters.

Wait Kelly looks AMAZING like she's always looked amazing, but like she looks INCREDIBLE. She's STUNNING. Not to mention every single word that comes out of her mouth is iconic and she needs her own show or some shit because honestly I could listen to and watch her for hours. She's hilarious and she's a motherfucking icon.

@ooxds1416

4 жыл бұрын

@jvalex18 so I'm assuming she's not ur type !

@ooxds1416

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah! She looks more healthier too! I just finished watching ink master and she's gettin herself together. She's glowing rn!

That fruit story, 😭 I love that it made him change his outlook. Cool story.

Give Kelly a show 😂😂

I love Kelly Doty so much!

@resplndnt

3 жыл бұрын

I’d love to watch some true crime shows with her

"I'm so open with my body and always naked" Inked- censors her fully clothed

@sylvia.magdalene

3 жыл бұрын

her top was sheer though, lol

4:06 “I bet dexter showered where he drowned her” i can’t🤣🤣🤣

my scar coverup was the most important tattoo of my life. i was able to get it from a close friend who has a lot of the same issues as me, so it was super cathartic and theraputic to be able to cover them and feel like a sense of letting go. and to be able to talk about the scars during the process was really powerful. that artichoke armit is boss AF though. that lady is the shit.

I love this episode more then any of the others. It was touching and funny. I would love work from the naked chick or the one armed guy. Loved them together

The gentleman who said " when they find out you're a gay man and they can be themselves..." Hoo boy can I relate my friend 😆

Y’all should react To “how far is Tattoo Far”

That green hair girl is just so relatable. Forensic anything? Yes. Black clothes? Yes. Her attitude? Yes.

"There was plastic on the floor" 😂

Damn that last story…he’s a real one. Love it.

"Here's someone that watches a lot of true crime and also needs therapy"

I think I would have so much fun with the Man chuckling at 6:30. He seems so sweet. I bet you could hang out with him and just have a great day.

Watching this just makes me even more upset that Ink Master made some of these genuinely hilarious and interesting people read corny lines and setup fake arguments instead of just letting them be themselves and just entertain us....

TOTALLY didn't notice guy had one arm 'till he mentioned it. I wonder how he stretches skin while tattooing! He's great.

"I just want to feel earth on concrete. Well that's not nature." I laughed so hard.😂😂😂

I friggin' love Poch. He's so down to earth and just seem like a straight up dude.

"You reassess some things about your life when you wake up in the trunk of a moving car." I mean, I can't say that is necessarily an incorrect statement but...what life have you led that EVERYTHING ELSE PRIOR was not warning enough? Maaaaaaaaaaaan...

Respect to Poch for what he said on pricing ✊🏼

When he mentioned the expo in Richmond I laughed and couldn’t control it. Va represent 🤘🏼

This episode has the best stories of all your videos.

I love this new way they are editing the vídeos! Kelly doty flashbacks are the best.

That pause before "armpit" had me

I love watching the reactions of the other artists as they tell the stories.

I think what I like the most about these guys is how comfortable they are with themselves...I always liked tattooed people but they can be pretty intimidating at times but these guys just would mesh so well with the group I like to be around.

the fox on the knee story might be one of my favourite stories ever

6:21 these guys are my buddies and I talking about Saturday night every Monday morning🤣

"my shoes got ruined" Sign of a great night

I’m watching Forensic Files and law and order with you, Green haired lady!!! I have no tattoos but I’ll search you out if I ever want one. It would probably be a tiny daisy or bluebird 😁

@mandie492

4 жыл бұрын

Kelly's tattoos are minimum 4 hours lol I've been looking into her as well

@janedmunds4218

4 жыл бұрын

Mandie Well, maybe 3 little birds, like the song. Do you know if they’ve ever done a video with clients who wanted their tattoo done in the least painful place? 😄

@mandie492

4 жыл бұрын

@@janedmunds4218 I'm not sure, but pain is subjective. A lot of people say ribs are painful, but mine didn't hurt, whereas my calf felt like I was being skinned alive. Just make sure you eat well and stay hydrated, and don't be afraid to speak up if it hurts

@mandie492

4 жыл бұрын

@@janedmunds4218 found this, maybe it can help? Remembered you when I came across it kzread.info/dash/bejne/nndtrKh9npWbgqQ.html

I love how the first part is all meaningful like covering up scars or doing a tribute to a passed brother and in the background is blaring chacha music

I didn't notice dude had one arm until he said it 😂

i need "you can look at this situation and be like, 'here's someone who listens to true crime podcasts and also needs therapy'" on a shirt because no sentence has ever described me more

Haha the editing got me rolling, you guys are too much🤣

I love the wilder editing style of this video, it really plays up how funny these people are in real life.

Ahahaha🤣 the fact that the editor put in those guys from tiger king.... I can’t

Creepy Jason in a wizard hat is a mood 🧙‍♀️

Kelly is amazing. Love her personality and her tattoos are stunning

This background music and these stories do not fit well together 😂

"Good at losing." Darlin, that makes two of us

That last one was genuine and wholesome 😊

Josh is so chaotic, I love him

"He just wanted a snack" I laughed so hard

3:03 THE TIGER KING REFERENCE I CANT

The artichoke flower kills me.

The most rad thing about tattoo artists is how they just look badass. In that profession you can just totally be you, and dress and do your hair however you want, and have all the tattoos and body modification/piercings you want. If I show up to work with a face tattoo Monday morning I'm fucking done LOL!

"I wonder where he's at now." "Probably nowhere good." I mean, yeah. Gotta agree with that assessment. You ready to eat a cigarette, filter and all, I think you need more help than a tattoo artist can give you.

"There was plastic on the floor.... My shoes got ruined" 😂 shortly said but felt it

Jesus Christ on a velociraptor 😂😂👏🏻 thats iconic

I did not realize that guy had one arm till he said so 😂