"if we arent violent to people in wheelchairs do they even have a place in society?" is a WILD take I was not prepared for

@user-so2fp8tz9o

28 күн бұрын

His point was basically about treating them with the same violence we show everyone else, but it came out as specifically targeted lol

@brianm6337

27 күн бұрын

I know some people iin wheelchairs who will *mess a fool up*.

@mordicaiknode

26 күн бұрын

If you've played Bloodborne, you'd know he's right.

Chris touching the cow instantly and then having the duck game breakdown: absolute cinema. Him and Kura are two of my fav contestants ever ❤

@Taolan8472

28 күн бұрын

Paul would absolutely win carrot in a box

Paul managed to find a new girlfriend after Laura stole his? Good for him!

@Taolan8472

28 күн бұрын

that was such a god-tier prize task move.

@Adrianovaz2007

28 күн бұрын

@@calereliya I think Laura returned the girlfriend after Series 2

@CM28277

27 күн бұрын

Paul got married this year and Laura posted a picture of the couple with the caption "returned her to Paul".

@genericname2747

26 күн бұрын

@@CM28277 Thats nice of her, would be awkward for Paul to marry someone elses girl

Man, Josh kicks women, he owns kids- just a chill guy- just a laid back guy.

@NeonNijahn

27 күн бұрын

"Just normal men"

Hard to believe producers of other television shows still bother.

I saw the cow task as a KZread short several months ago, and it was the reason I started watching Taskmaster in the first place. I'm glad to see the full task in context.

As a poor, defenseless woman, I feel very threatened by Josh Thomson's presence on this show

@Algorhythmic

25 күн бұрын

Please avoid wheelchairs for your own safety

Buckets at the end were arranged 1 2 3 4 5. Quality Content

@Zebra_M

24 күн бұрын

You could say they got all their ducks in a row

The discovery of a new sorting algorithm on Taskmaster is history worthy.

@McNerdius

28 күн бұрын

Hmm, it seems "Duck Sort" hasn't been coined yet... which kinda surprises me.

@Dirtydeets95

28 күн бұрын

I'm confused. What do you mean?

@dpokan

28 күн бұрын

@Dirtydeets95 look at the numbers on the buckets at the end of the live task.

@McNerdius

28 күн бұрын

​@@Dirtydeets95 By coincidence the player's bluffs ended up sorting the buckets from least to most. There's no shortage of "meme" sorting algorithms (check out "10 FORBIDDEN Sorting Algorithms" or wikipedia "bogosort" -> related algorithms for some nerdsilliness) - this here "Duck Sort" seems pretty solid, there needs to be a dissertation on it ASAP.

@zeepheru

27 күн бұрын

And it's even O(n)!

'They usually go to Uranus' just pure gold

Chris could have argue that he didn't say "your time starts now" before touching the cow.

@johnDoe-uw2zs

28 күн бұрын

I don't think there is a "your time starts now" in this task.

@kated2762

27 күн бұрын

If there is a "your time starts now" then his time would be zero seconds as we've seen with the pickle jar.

@q-tuber7034

26 күн бұрын

The task had no “your time starts now”

This remains the best show ever. I am glad the NZ version kills it just as hard. A shame the US folded.

@wisedred

27 күн бұрын

I wish this show was in France and Japan soooo much

@gyroscope915

27 күн бұрын

I have trouble seeing a Japanese version doing well, it feels like it would be very hit or miss with the format and if it misses it will miss hard. But a french version would be great ​@wisedred

@wisedred

27 күн бұрын

@@gyroscope915 Well technically they already have such TV shows, where contestants have to "humiliate themselves" to win prizes, though usually way more extreme and everything is live. So this would just be a more organised, polished version of what they have, with an actual idea of series behind, I think it could have an audience... And as a French being able to share this emission around me would be a dream coming true lol no one speaks English here 💀

@michaelalim9340

26 күн бұрын

@@wisedred Well there is a Quebec version of the show and I would say it is a lot raunchier and has a rowdier audience, playing out like a comedy and dinner show

@wisedred

22 күн бұрын

@@michaelalim9340 oooow now i need to find that. thank you kind stranger!

Ahhh...my weekly Taskmaster fix...so good....

I've finally nailed the difference between NZ and UK. There is usually no room for vagueness in the NZ taskmaster tasks. "Throw water the furthest. Your time starts now." is a lot less vague than "Throw the water. Furthest wins. Your time starts now." Alex likes to play with the minds of the contestants a little more. And it gives him more chances to answer questions with "All the information is on the task."

Paul and Josh really read each other's souls

The duck order ended up being so funny in the end

The juxtaposition between Paul and Josh was so perfect!

I'm not amazed at all the Hitler Youth guy had a V2 rocket on hand. *From somewhere in the depths of NZ* : "I'm not a Hitler Youth! I'm a park ranger!"

Every time Josh laughs I laugh with him his laughter is so contagious :-)

Being used to Greg's style of scoring Jeremy's price task scores always come out of nowhere for me. XD

Something about that final task leaves me missing Sean Lock once again. I'm just glad it wasn't a carrot they were looking for.

Josh breaking everything he comes into contact with 😂😂😂

I have the EXACT same speakers that Paul brought in for the prize task. Didn't even show how the feet would connect to one another to be like a soundbar!

Alex as an assistant would never stand up to the taskmaster and secretly loves him Paul as an assistant will one day snap and murder the task master to take over from him

"I'm trying not to get mad because this is a peaceful protest, but I'm really fucked at you." 😂😂😂 Kura Kura!

I wish they kept the commercial transitions

I saw a short of Chris immediately touching the cow but it still made me laugh.

Chris Parker is one of my all-time favourite TM contestants, he's amazing.

@truthyahweh9877

28 күн бұрын

Everytime i watch this season i think of none of yr beezwax, excuse yr fing mouth? And of course well its alright.

20:29 is that David Correos laughing in the audience lol

Chris Parker is a riot.

I will never be able to travel to New Zealand to meet you fine people, but I can get to know a little bit about you watching this show

I love that Chris complimented the crocs during filming and is now wearing them on stage

Paul cracking is delightful.

Justine needs to direct something. Her creative segments are always really well put together.

Some mathematician out there needs to figure out the chances that they would end up in that order left to right for the final task.

He threw the water from the bowel onto himself so arms length in distance

@RealBradMiller

27 күн бұрын

The...bowel?!

@terriebtsOT7

27 күн бұрын

@@RealBradMiller the fish bowl

Paul Williams is such a scene stealer

No, no, no, Paul... The task was to throw the water the farthest. 'Farthest' is measured from point of leaving what the water escalates from (hand, bowl, whatever) to the point of being halted in momentum. So, when you dumped the water on yourself, the distance thrown is from the container to where it struck your body; walking afterwards has no relation to the initial throw. Also, Chris, water tossed from the pier into the lake is measured from the container to where it struck the lake; where the water drifts afterwards has no relation to the initial throw.

Paul is genuinely my favorite assistant by far

@truthyahweh9877

28 күн бұрын

Have u never seen Alex Horne?

@RealBradMiller

27 күн бұрын

​@@truthyahweh9877Who is that? Sounds like someone who can't open their laptop and who would have bandmates that srcretly preferred Greg Davies.

Jeremy Wells? I think you mean “hotter Kiwi John Cena”

That’s why I like to go for a run while it’s raining…Paul is amazing. 😂

For the history challenge I would have just created a monologue: "There are two types of people in this world. People who learn about history and those who create history. Which one do you want to be, Taskmaster? Help me create history." And then I'd show a task/prompt that says "Award me 5 points for doing nothing."

Lol - the fence is WET-AAA!!! 😂🤣🤣

Shocking udder-free cow you got there ;-)

@MedEvil1c

28 күн бұрын

baby male cow

@R.Daneel

27 күн бұрын

@@MedEvil1c Then not a cow. Cows are female.

Was that really running like Tom Cruise or was it like Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump?

@q-tuber7034

26 күн бұрын

You know that when Tom Cruise runs, he says “Tom Cruise”

Chris’ grumpy face before the cow task

TYVM from USA!

Love the unabashed humour in the NZ series. 😂

Probably the funniest episode so far!

I thought the “best worst investment” would’ve been the worst investment that’s actually not that bad. Now that I think of it, it made more sense the way it was on the show 😅

Thats carrot in the box times 5!

The (!) in the subtitles are so funny

Does Chris's cow touch count since he didn't read "your time starts now"? I wondered if he would get a second chance bc of that 😅

Please upload the newest Australia version soon!

@teresathompson5874

28 күн бұрын

Don't they upload on Saturday?

@truthyahweh9877

28 күн бұрын

I bet they'll do season 4 first.

Nobody thought about chucking a frigging ice cube?

24:24 Paul sounds like the Fly: help me, help me

Why does Josh's shirt match Paul's banter?

Chris was robbed in the throwing water task

"Tonight, everyone has been asked to bring in their worst investment." Sorry, house doesn't fit in the backstage area. Had to go for the second worst.

There is no amount of seasons that they can make this happen, but it won’t continue to be fucking hilarious

@TPH250290

28 күн бұрын

huh?

This episode, for some reason had Paul Williams stick out way more than he should of been!

Was about to continue watching another video but then I saw this

If he touches it BEFORE time starts, did that count as doing the task?

@joywolf83

27 күн бұрын

it wasn't timed ❤

@noatrope

27 күн бұрын

It did in UK when Joe Lycett correctly guessed the task was to open the mayo jar and did it before opening the envelope

@q-tuber7034

26 күн бұрын

Time started with the beginning of the reading of the task

So by having the worst investments, it gave them the best point score for that task making them the best investments, which nullifies them being the worst investments.

@JHNoble

26 күн бұрын

I appreciate your logic, but it works only if winning the prize task helps them in some way, which would arguably only be [spoilers] . . . . . . Kura - and though she only got 2 points for the task itself, that was just the margin she needed to put her over Justine! Justine's 5 points for worst investment (and it really was bad, in several ways!) would never have been enough to beat Kura, so it's still bad. 😎

There can only be one Alex Horn!

What? I thought Josh asked if u could lie for the live task. Y was that cut?

@JHNoble

26 күн бұрын

it said in the instructions that contestants did not have to tell the truth.

It always sounds to me like they're pronouncing Kura as Kudda

@viva2archive

28 күн бұрын

They do, that’s (approximately) the correct pronunciation of her Māori name. She had a stage show called "Kura shoulda woulda"

@StarmanStarman

28 күн бұрын

That's what most people call rolled r, technically it's flap or tap r but close enough.

Paul's water throw should have been counted, because they counted where Kura's ball rolled after the throw It's the same thing

@JHNoble

26 күн бұрын

nah, the ball's roll was still the consequence of the throw. walking is walking, not throwing; Paul really got about 2.x meters at best (bowl to ground).

I have my eyes on you, Crogs! Trying to take over the show, eh? Not on my Watch.

Huh. Odd cut at 13:25.

@TPH250290

28 күн бұрын

Ad break?

@BlueGriffin20

26 күн бұрын

@@TPH250290 yes, but it’s not a clean ad break. No pan away, no splash screen. Just jump cuts right back into it.

@ktburger659

10 күн бұрын

I bet the editor just had a brain fart and a deadline!

@BlueGriffin20

10 күн бұрын

@@ktburger659 no it happened in the next episode too. It’s just how they jump cut.

Has there been a reason determined why Kiwis can't say a short e "eh" or short a "ah" sound? I don't git whin they do it constintly ind I hear it miny times, yis?

Chris! Crocs? Really???? You are out of the club my guy. You have to be straight now. 😂🤣

"First gay men on the moon?" Apollo missions crews: "hold my beer"😂.....

I would prefer to not know what people do with their genitals in their private time. That's their business.

How funny would it be if a heterosexual contestant just theemd every task about his sexuality

@RealBradMiller

27 күн бұрын

Depends, can you make it funny? When women do that, y'all bitch about them being feminists. 😂

Perpetuating the myth that corsets were oppressive is not worth 2 points. It's worth 0.

@no3namesalike

27 күн бұрын

Corsets are oppressive IF you are required to wear them, either by law or by cultural/societal pressure. Any article of clothing, particularly if it inhibits movement, has the potential to endanger the wearer's health, and/or the requirement to wear it breaks down along gender lines, is potentially oppressive. This is illustrated by hijabs. Hijabs are not oppressive by themselves, when worn by people who have freely chosen to do so. If you are forced to wear one and the consquences for failing to do so include ostracization, imprisonment and death, then it's oppressive (i.e. see the women's protests in Iran). Failing to wear a corset in many places in the 18th-19th century marked women as impoverished, insane, morally (and even physically) unclean and/or possibly selling sex. Wearing stays was pretty much required for women to participate in society. That's oppressive. That's not to say that corsets are inherently evil or oppressive. They're not. They provided serious back support to women in the laboring classes doing hard physical work. Many women wore them tightly as an aesthetic choice. BUT, if failing to wear one bars you from normal social life, that's textbook oppression. If you choose to wear a corset/stays nowadays, cool. I can choose to do so or not. Neither of us will face serious consequences for our choices. The choice is key.

Jeremy is just awful

that tantrum was so fucking cringe and it really sums up what's wrong with TM NZ - no one seems authentic except for Paul Williams. i dont connect with any of these people like UK or even AU.

@redbeard5939

28 күн бұрын

That complaint was so cringe, and it really sums up what is wrong with internet comments - no one has the capacity to offer criticism without making personal attacks (or mockery ;)

Can’t anything just be funny and entertaining anymore without shoving politics down the audience’s throat? So so sick of it

This is probably the most obnoxious, most virtue signaly cast in ages. Not currently rooting for anybody.

29:48 Irony: Injustice in scoring due to being a virtue signalling SJW. 🙄 No comedy allowed, Taskmaster??

@redbeard5939

28 күн бұрын

It is shocking how many people who lack an understanding of comedy choose such a lack of their chief complaint...

@mloxard

28 күн бұрын

You really sound like you have brain damage

@eenofanderezot

27 күн бұрын

are you capable of speaking in something that's not just a string of buzzwords?

Thumbs down for the rocket.

@mloxard

28 күн бұрын

Cry more? It's just about how the contestants accomplish the tasks, don't be a baby

@michaelmoran7416

28 күн бұрын

It's coming for you, Daddy. It's coming for you, Daddy. It's gonna come real nice, in the dark.

Ah thanks for posting I was about to get to bed. 🫣