Check out the Merch Store: growling-sidewinder.creator-spring.com/ LONGSHOT'S Channel: kzread.info/dron/szke4C7G1THhlh0puHWZ1g.html Just a little fun with my good friend Longshot taking on the Su-57 Felon. Hope you guys enjoy.

@cripticdestiny

2 жыл бұрын

That felon looked like it's in perpetual drift mode from your perspective. No matter what you do, it's gonna circle back to fox 2 your ass. 😆

@shankshoanatlprez4453

2 жыл бұрын

Still, you hung in there&fought 'THE' good fight. Definitely a testament to you&Long Shot's skills surviving as long as you did. Be proud as I believe you'd own that guy in the F-22 NP

@fix0the0spade

2 жыл бұрын

I have a question, does the F-14 have the option for a 'dogfight mode' where Fox 2 is on a button and guns are on the trigger like the F-16 does? It would surely avoid incidents like the one that happens here...

@tyroneemail

2 жыл бұрын

Do we realize that a P51 mustang is closer technology and chronically to the F14 than an F14 is to the felon.

@cripticdestiny

2 жыл бұрын

@Emir Karaoğlan its already been done

I love how GS and LS individually are knowledgeable, competent, deadly pilots, but the second you put them together in the same aircraft they devolve into fighting over one shared braincell.

@lb7144

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😂

@robertfoote3255

2 жыл бұрын

They do it for the "Likes" .... Works every time! 😂😂😂

@1rb1s_

2 жыл бұрын

With the amount of opportunities this Felon was giving to them, I'm quite sure neither GS nor LS would lose a single fight to him if they were flying alone

@moo9557

2 жыл бұрын

this video consists of GS trying to fire fox 2s at close range and LS saying guns

@kyd4775

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

1:10 GS: "Tomcat radar bro, i should at least be able to give him cancer once i get a lock". Felon pilot shoots down GS/LS 20 years later..... Felon pilot was diagnosed with cancer and died. GS and LS in DCS afterlife: "Splash one". lmao

@unknown-fo9rn

2 жыл бұрын

Lol super underrated comment

@EatPraySmoke

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂

@sparrowlt

2 жыл бұрын

that wasnt in Maverick strategy ....

@tmting4942

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah!! they should worn titanium underwear to protect there balls... 🤣

@itsystryke

2 жыл бұрын

LOL amazing

I love the "he's infront of us do something useful!" Thats one of the greatest lines a co pilot can utter!

@petesmith147

2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for "Come on, give him some of that pilot s**t."

@stylishniggachannel4763

2 жыл бұрын

PUT THE NOSE ON EM AND KILL EM

@worldtsunami9142

2 жыл бұрын

Just watched Maverick, yeah, about the same stuff ended up happening in the movie as well.

@randommoron9892

2 жыл бұрын

Search wso yells at student training dogfight your gonna love it

@a3bilbaneo842

Жыл бұрын

What's going on with the Tomcat when he said that? It wasn't turning at all even if he tried to

At the end, where both pilots are screaming "missilemissilemissilemissile" had me dying.

@thunderboltcougar5626

2 жыл бұрын

Rotfl same with me!!! It feel like they trying to cast a spell lol

@pldaniels

2 жыл бұрын

and the way that their grasp of expressing the words degenerated rapidly mishle mishl shiimmmmmm

@thunderboltcougar5626

2 жыл бұрын

@@pldaniels LoL

@cloudforest4087

2 жыл бұрын

Like angry bees! Lol

@dustinnabil798

Жыл бұрын

11:45

"We should at least be able to give them cancer" got me laughing for at least five minutes

@carlmis4680

2 жыл бұрын

Ong!!!!!

@magnanimus9692

2 жыл бұрын

* Flashforward to 10 years later * Doctor: "I've got some bad news. You have cancer." Pilot: "What? I'm only 45! How?!" Doctor: "Hmm... well have you ever been in a dogfight with a F14?" Pilot: "... cyka blyat"

@jaomircourtar1501

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it

@retardmoguss

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaomircourtar1501 radio waves....cancer...makes sense?

@JAEUFM

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe by the end of the fight, the SU-57 pilot grew a third arm from all the radiation from the radar??

"If I gun a Felon, I ll never shut up about it" -G.S, 2021

@joshallen3623

2 жыл бұрын

Put that on a shirt

@CoolCraftCool

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshallen3623 The "If" on the shirt will have to be the centre peice!

“Victory does not matter. What matters is the friends we made along the way” lmao

@williewilson2250

2 жыл бұрын

I swear everyone I watch ends up watching the other people I watch, hello there Aleks

@Jay-jb2vr

2 жыл бұрын

Said no one ever

@dekabrother

2 жыл бұрын

American fighters are not good in maneuvers and turns, our Indian su 30 mki is best🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

@williewilson2250

2 жыл бұрын

@@dekabrother tell that to the raptor

@1a2b3cman

2 жыл бұрын

i had heard it different “defeat does not matter. What matters is the friends we made along the way” but i say it the other way around “friends does not matter. What matters is the victory” :D lol

LS: "that was a one time opportunity!" GS: "I know" Pause LS: "And you missed it. . . " GS: "I know" LOL

GS: “OMG I HIT HIM” Felon: Oh? *Shoots Fox-2*

@outrider425

2 жыл бұрын

Felon: oh no anyway

@blinthepannkek6173

2 жыл бұрын

That felon is made with some putinium

@Gargoloso

2 жыл бұрын

To me it looked like the missile exploded way before reaching the S4-57, like it went for the flares or something, it just was in the line of sight.

@DIABULUSKIRA

Жыл бұрын

@@Gargoloso I think that too. Looks like it hit flare. That explosion was way closer than SU57.

@manhngo4275

Жыл бұрын

oh, he didn't die!

"I should be able to atleast give him a cancer." My fucking sides

@71ARTUS

2 жыл бұрын

Hysterical

@Smexy_af

2 жыл бұрын

I don't understand. Please explain

@cingular656

2 жыл бұрын

This killed me 😂

@XiyuYang

2 жыл бұрын

@@Smexy_af Radiation from radar giving the Felon pilot cancer.

@Smexy_af

2 жыл бұрын

@@XiyuYang okay but any particular reason why'd he say that for the Tomcat?

You two single handedly double the pentagon’s budget for missiles and planes. I love it.

@thystaff742

Жыл бұрын

While using a discontinued plane.

"That was skill!" *lets badguy fly by because he forgot to select guns* :p

@alsa3ka166

2 жыл бұрын

He forgore

@blinthepannkek6173

2 жыл бұрын

He forgor 💀

Love the debate about who has control over the flares. Definitely a suitably moronic level of preparation and coordination. :)

@LongShotChannel

2 жыл бұрын

GS screaming flares as he dropes them, i thought he was talking to me lolol

I have to say the comedic timing with _You're in a one circle with a felon._ (x2) _Well what option do I have?_ ... _Run away_ (!) (?) Absolutely brilliant. lol

@That9one1Guy

2 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the north Korean mig vs Raptor video... One of the comments there was something to the effect of, "If you are a North Korean pilot ordered to fly against a F22, the only path to survival is due south while yelling" I defect, I defect" over all bands"🤣🤣

Individually you guys are beasts, predators. Unstoppable. Unyielding. But together you're just like two dogs wondering whether to chase the squirrel or not. Subbed!

@GrowlingSidewinder

Жыл бұрын

Lold. Together we share but 1 brain cell.

@luckydr2623

Жыл бұрын

@@GrowlingSidewinder aye! Don't we all with our best maties? More power GS!

This is absolutely the best, most hilarious episode yet. You two are the “Jackie Chan” and “Chris Tucker” version of “Top Gun”. Amazingly funny!!!!!

@tnh723

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA classic :-D

@VictoriousRationis01

2 жыл бұрын

Same here!

@albinospino3089

Жыл бұрын

I miss Rush Hour ):

@DarkSlayer010

Жыл бұрын

😂😆😂

@onerxowns2202

Жыл бұрын

Hot Shots

Funny stuff, that was fun

@davidlosey431

2 жыл бұрын

"He's in front of us, DO SOMETHING USEFUL!" That needs to be on a shirt or something.

@davehaste5875

2 жыл бұрын

Bro you guys are!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jamesb7759

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidlosey431 laughed hard at that lol……….

@user-yj3kn4fe7h

2 жыл бұрын

I love you guys!

@nigelsmith7366

2 жыл бұрын

It was freaking hilarious lol

LS: "Merged... Sadly". Classic.

"Two Morons" is better than any show on TV today!

"I should be able to at least give him cancer when I get a lock" IDK WHY BUT I WHEEZED SO HARD AHAHAHAHHA

@cipherunknown_

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao i died at the part at the end where gs was like "MISLMISLMISLMISLMISLSMLSLSMLS"

“Wait he didnt die” famous last words

**The Felon Be Like: Dimitri Look Look Imma do a Loop on the Americanss**

@user-zz5bx7kp1i

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@BigBrotherMars

2 жыл бұрын

If only they had more than 3 operational Su-57s

@hurricaneace143

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigBrotherMars they have 6😂 and 9 test beds. (Number 16 crashed)

@vladterekhov503

2 жыл бұрын

@@hurricaneace143 6 without test beds already?

@DeletedAccountForSure

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigBrotherMars 76 on order

Gotta say.. Knowing how proficient you are in this game, watching the "2 Morons" series has very quickly become one of my favorite series. It's nice to see you still having fun. Great job!

This whole video vibes like "Samir! Samir! You are breaking the car!"

@Meteorslinger7.1

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!

@instantbeansoup

2 жыл бұрын

SIDEWINDER YOU'RE BREAKING THE JET

10:00 GS and LS, both leaning frantically to the left: "Left left left left left! Your *other* left! Your *other* left!" F-14: "... do I *have* to though..."

This should have been “two morons try to take a su-57 felon”

@mikek9297

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely qualifies as a "two morons" exercise.

@danrazART

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikek9297 he added TRY! 😂

@Mkby88

2 жыл бұрын

“Two morons try to give a felon cancer “

@lin837pr2

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mkby88 maybe, lol

@XenoContact

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao that's a good one

As a Navy Vet and a former Aviation Machinist Mate who worked on the turbines for the F-14D models and I'm also a cancer survivor when i heard "Tomcat radar bro, i should at least be able to give him cancer once i get a lock". I laughed so hard!!!!!! Thanks for posting this video guys it made my year! I'm sending links to all my buddies that worked in the USS Kittyhawk Jetshop to watch this because it was really entertaining! Keep up the good work!

@belgianfried

Ай бұрын

You're sick

Bro predicted top gun 2

This makes a great shirt: “I swear to God I know my left from right!” - Tomcat pilot. 😆

@HDRAus

2 жыл бұрын

I’m dying at this 😝😝

After “Your other left!” I fully expected to hear the “It’s the one you wear your watch on” call back by Longshot. I love these!

@rfletch62

2 жыл бұрын

Drill Sargent: I'm putting this rock into your left hand. I expect to see it each day, in your left hand.

GS and LS should be a heroes of Top Gun movie. Way more chemistry than Maverick and Goose ever had.

@SawdEndymon

Жыл бұрын

@@Bolter024 dude; the OG top gun was kinda cringe. Got buddies who are fighter pilots and they wince at it

F-14 take on the Su-57 Now that's some Ace Combat shit

"Run away" the best option.

"Two morons" has gone onto a completely new level with that one

@TheGoddamnBacon

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Best one yet.

The moment tom cruise and rooster faced the felon this video immediately came to my mind.

This was the only part of Top Gun 2 that I found unbelievable.

@DV-cm3tb

Жыл бұрын

The mach-10 bailout survival is impossible too

@justinbuford4684

Жыл бұрын

@@DV-cm3tb forgot about that part.

@justinbuford4684

Жыл бұрын

Oh, and the huge red “flare” button on the side wall of the cockpit.

@fruitygranulizer540

Жыл бұрын

@@DV-cm3tb tbh for that scene, they only show the engine cutting out. it's entirely "possible" that the plane had slowed down immensely before breaking apart in the sky. but tbh im just coping lmao that scene was ridiculous

@RedExia

Жыл бұрын

@@justinbuford4684 how does the flare button look like in real aircraft?

GS:"OMG I HIT HIM" Felon:"oh no!...anyways..."

Gentlemen, that was, without question, the most amazing display of crew coordination that has ever been witnessed. Abbott and Costello go to war. Bravo Zulu boys.

What the ending of Top Gun: Maverick should have been:

@IaMaPh1991

2 жыл бұрын

I can't wait to see what the guys at How It Should Have Ended come up with

While I know a lot of pilots don't consider heavily practicing non-tracking high deflection snapshots to be incredibly reliable or valuable. I think they have a definite increase in value when having to go up against a vastly superior aircraft, as those tiny snapshots may sometimes be your only option to survive the fight.

@SportNut1

Жыл бұрын

Afterall, Mav did taken down both su-57 with guns lol

@GolddenWaffles

Жыл бұрын

he could have switch to the sidewinder’s high angle tracking tingy (forgot the name) and he had like 10 secs of lock on him LOL

@GolddenWaffles

Жыл бұрын

seam cage or something like that

Longshot confirmed as best RIO ever 😂

@LongShotChannel

2 жыл бұрын

lol thanks!

@jamesjarrait2231

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps GS should RIO for LongShot sometime? Less arguments about who controls flares anyway.

@cripticdestiny

2 жыл бұрын

You mean high speed cheerleader? 🐸

@LongShotChannel

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesjarrait2231 I dont think its gonna be less... just from a different seat lol

@robinbarbieto1121

2 жыл бұрын

@@LongShotChannel no problem lol. Btw I like your channel bro 👍

'The Tomcats not cooperating.' Actually it was not that the Tomcat was not cooperating. It's just it knows about you two and wanted to get home while still in one piece.😮

Sidewinder: uses missiles instead of guns Longshot: why am I here, just to suffer?

He really predicted the new top gun movie

I love these "2 Morons " videos! Its like watching Laurel and Hardy in a fighter jet!

@alirezarezaei2976

2 жыл бұрын

Better to say pat and mat

A "one circle" for you, is actually a "1/3rd of a circle" for the Felon. :D :D

8:15 that roller-coaster of emotions Hope -> elation -> panik -> despair

😂 You 2 should do this kind of "snowball in hell" missions more often - it's hilarious

I started laughing as soon as longshot called "you are in an one circle with a felon?"

GS: "I need you to have faith in me" LS: (any reply) - words said within 10 seconds before they yeet out of a plane

My better half is so happy when you guys upload, she is getting her t shirt from you today according to the post office and has everything out from her sewing kit to make it a crop top. Total smoke show that loves tech, cars and aviation, I couldn't be happier. Thanks again gentlemen for making her laugh!

The Tomcat actually put up a hell of a fight though. I was impressed.

Whenever there is "MORON" in your title or thumbnail sir, it's a clear sign that we are about to have a good laugh.

Me watching this after Top gun 2

9:53 - Samir, Hard Left! - Hard Right? - NO, Turn left! Left! LEFT! - Samir, you're braking the plane! - Shat ap! Don't tell me how to fly!

@DaryonGaming

2 жыл бұрын

no fkn way thats exactly what that felt like to me lmao

@Paul_Sergeyev

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaryonGaming ah, I see, You're a man of culture...

I was trying to figure out my favorite funniest moment in this episode and I ... Just ... I just can't. This whole episode was probably the funniest episode while I was also on the edge of my seat wondering if you could ever get the Tomcat to cooperate enough to do anything effective. You guys are the greatest with this stuff. I'm so glad you guys started this "two morons" series. Too many good one liners and quick quip statement/responses in this episode. I'm over here with tears in my eyes from laughing so much.

This is no surprise ;) Back in the day when I was in the service, the USAF and Navy flew against each other in exercises near MCAS Cherry Point. The Navy flew the F-14 and the USAF were flying the F-4E Phantom II out of Seymour Johnson AFB. 1:1, the old Phantoms consistently beat the Tomcats. If the Tomcats had their wings swept, they couldn't turn with the Phantoms and when the wings were extended, they couldn't maintain energy as well. I think it would be awesome if you could re-create that matchup in DCS :)

@walterblanc9708

2 жыл бұрын

I heard a most similar problem when the RAF Tornado ADV was taking over from the Phantom in service.

@AlexKarasev

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't there an intermediate setting on the Tomcat?

This video proves that when faced with certain death, wheezing laughter is the best way to punch out

Just watched the latest Top Gun: Maverick trailer… F-14 vs Su-57! Let’s see how that one turns out! LOL!

Who's here after the Maverick trailer?

LS: You're in a one-circle with a Felon. GS: I know. LS: You're. In. A. One-circle. With. A. FELON.

@LongShotChannel

2 жыл бұрын

I didnt thought he fully understood

@sunray501

2 жыл бұрын

Also LS: It's not a one circle when he has his nose pointed straight at you LOL

This whole "2 Morons" series is absolute genius. We need more of this. This had me rolling.

GS: If I gun a Felon... Sukhoi: If...

Bruh just came from a breakup. Nothing like Two morons to clear the pain by the end I was grinning and laughing so hard. This video inspired a whole new love for this series

@GrowlingSidewinder

2 жыл бұрын

chin up brother it always gets better.

@beatboxbuggi6884

2 жыл бұрын

@@GrowlingSidewinder Thanks

This series is such fun to watch. Please never stop making these, you two!

DCS equivalent of "Samir you're breaking the car!"

Watching you do BFM in the Tomcat has helped me immensely with my own flying and I thank you for that!

Whenever I feel a little low and need a laugh, this one does it for me! Thanks guys!

I love how Paramount pictures blatantly stole this for top gun

@dragonmyke

Ай бұрын

Which proves that the ussa knows that the Felon can do airshow stunts at speed. Outed themselves.

@dragonmyke

Ай бұрын

Morons😂!!!

"Why are you laughing, what's that funny for you? Our lives are in danger!" That was the moment i lost it completely loool i was like crying from laugh already for ten minutes straight, but that killed me totaly :)) Best DCS vid i saw in very long time, instant classic...

Marverick wasnt joking about these 5th gen jets

You don't need Maverick, we have maverick at home!

@vicroc4

Жыл бұрын

Maverick at home: this video

I think you should take great comfort in the fact that Longshot in the majority of cases was between you and the missile. It's how he would have wanted it.

Anyone else here from Top Gun: Maverick?

Tom Cruise accomplished this feat no more than an hour ago

And here we see GS and LS continue to try to live out their virtual fantasies as Maverick and Goose in the F14 😜

The DCS equivalent to "Samir.... you're breaking the car"... minus the driver competence. 😂😂😂 I loved the vibes and interaction between you two.

“ He didn’t die. He got a missile Lock on me”. Had me rolling on the floor.

Who else is rewatching this after seeing Top Gun 2?

in the Top Gun universe, Russia adopts EA's "early release" policy for jet export... so Iran was able to get SU-57 but it was riddled with bugs :D

"Right across your nose! Guns, guns!" "I didn't have gun selected..." You had *one job*

everyone knows you have 2 minutes to get out before the 5th generation fighters arrive

For a 70’s aircraft performing like that against a modern day “stealth” fighter is damn impressive 😂 he made that felon pilot think twice a few times

I still watch this one when I need a good laugh. The squeal GS does when he thinks he shot down the Fellon then gets smacked by the Archer followed by the storm of beeps during the ejection! So damn funny!

Felon: chief...i got bogeys. Chief: what plane Felon: uh....looks like...f14. Is that our f14 from the base? Chief: oh.....that just a shooting target for us back then Felon: thank god. Ok then. Gotta engage

You guys are comedy gold. So entertaining. Thank you for bringing us along.

That was without doubt, your funniest video yet guys. Absolutely great video dogfight.

That Felon had you guys outmatched from start to finish.

@Stinger522

2 жыл бұрын

@@ser43_OLDCWhen a 5th gen fighter meets a 4th gen fighter, the latter dies.

@Jacksonflax

2 жыл бұрын

@@ser43_OLDC And early, early, gen 4 at that... God the tomcat could've still been such a capable airframe though. thanks congress... Thanks sUpEr hOrNeT

@Stinger522

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jacksonflax The Navy was also getting sick of it too due to the maintenance costs and the Phonenix was an expensive monster whose hype was greater than its performance. The AMRAAM gives you far more bang for the buck. Especially the D model and the Super Hornet can carry more AMRAAMs than a Tomcat can carry Phoenixes.

@Jacksonflax

2 жыл бұрын

@@Stinger522 That's why I said the "Airframe" could still be capable. Congress and the navy thwarted down any idea of a modernized tomcat. The ST21 likely would've been an absolute animal. Hell If the navy had shown more interest in it the probably could've made improvements to the wings and wing sweep mechanism and cut down on the maintenance significantly. I personally don't feel like the technology of the time was able to catch up to the capabilities of the F-14s airframe. Just my opinion though.

that "one time opportunity" and "you missed it" was perfect

Funny how this fight became the main maverick battle in the new Top Gun. That felon does a SICK evade in the movie. ALmost does backflip to dodge a Fox two

You guys together are a dream team, love to watch and hear you guys dying from fox 2's and the laughs too 😂

That's why Maverick shot first.

The most entertaining part of KZread is when GS and LS are in the same video talking and laughing! The BEST!!!

This was by far the best video by growling sidewinder!

"I should at least be able to give him cancer." LOL.

I love hearing you guys genuinely laugh. You got me crying over here too 😂😂😂

I was leaning right when you were trying to get guns on him.....Lol "You are so full of it..." ~ "I need a little more optimism..." Luv it!

The most underrated line of this was "merged …. sadly" LOL - You guys are great.

I'm surprised that the first round lasted two minutes. The felon should've gotten you guys in the first few seconds. 😄.

@StaK_1980

2 жыл бұрын

He was playing with them. (or probably was dying of laughter, hearing these two argue each other on the coms :) )