The Mashitty katana will come in handy for helmet tests! Would be interesting to see how a motorcycle helmet holds up 🤔
@SkullpunkArt Жыл бұрын
I’m just imagining like a cyberpunk future where they just have a million sheaths because their swords keep breaking
@tomd96
Жыл бұрын
Something something attack on titan
@orutakawatenga8820 Жыл бұрын
That would be a lot better if the steel was a more premium alloy.
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
But then it wouldn't be $15
@orutakawatenga8820
Жыл бұрын
@@MarcusVance true, still the design has a decent profile & I'd love to see one in a CR alloy.
@DeafAlone32 Жыл бұрын
"this sword is great because it's trash!"
@quasnof
Жыл бұрын
To be cheap and abundant are greate trades for a tool that may break. Wenn you're in the wild: A knife on a stick may be sharper, but you can make many pointy sticks by keeping your knife,. The sticks are cheap and abundant, your knife is not.
@XIIthehangedmanXII Жыл бұрын
"It's trash, so it's good if you need trash.", basically.
@farkasmactavish Жыл бұрын
That handle also looks EXTREMELY round.
@MrFelblood Жыл бұрын
TBF, I used to buy 99 cent knives by the handful, for jobs that I knew were going to destroy a knife.
@zacharywoudstra5917
Жыл бұрын
Exact same reason I carry a $5 knife at work. If it breaks, or gets left on scene, it really doesn't matter. I have like 3-4 more where that one came from.
@BushCheney04 Жыл бұрын
Hang on, is that a window breaker for a pommel? Why would that be a feature? Why would that even be in your car AND in reach? Anyway, I'm looking forward to more tests other then the spin test 😂
@EGRJ
Жыл бұрын
A true shinobi is prepared for everything.
@Mr_Zane_Games
Жыл бұрын
What if you need to get into a car, like to car jack someone or get a purse that is set on the passenger seat while someone is waiting to pull out in a store parking lot. Hi point of the sword world so I am betting those might be the usecases lmfao
@Cobalt_Spartan Жыл бұрын
Nice wall decoration tho
@FIVEBASKET Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie your outfit is kinda fire
@mikebar42 Жыл бұрын
I bet it cuts people just fine... And you can probably carve a pumpkin too.
@solaridraconi6225
Жыл бұрын
Uh... Generally, you're better off using a butter knife than one of these things to carve a pumpkin. Sharper, more resistant to bending and easier to make precise cuts with.
@rashiro
Жыл бұрын
Good luck connecting with the dull as fuck edge with a completely round grip.
@solaridraconi6225
Жыл бұрын
@@rashiro ...What kind of shitty butter knives do you have?!... Or do I have a wrong image of them due to having high-quality ones?... Mine are a single piece of steel, to clarify. No round grip either...
@rashiro
Жыл бұрын
@@solaridraconi6225 hey weeb, I wasn’t talking to you. The guy who made the comment thinks this mall anime store sword is going to cut someone. I’m pointing out that with a cylinder for a grip he’d be lucky to even hit with the super dull edge.
@mikebar42
Жыл бұрын
@@rashiro your point is valid if I'm in a sword fight or trying to chop a tree but i wouldn't worry about it coming out of my hands otherwise.. It can also be sharpened if needed and will work just fine on people or anything really that isn't harder than a watermelon. 🍉
@connorrivers3088 Жыл бұрын
Lego sword vs. Mall sword. Which is better?
@garrettcooper58
Жыл бұрын
Lego sword does extra damage to feet
@MrFelblood Жыл бұрын
The terribleness is just a feature!
@mr.sandman3619 Жыл бұрын
If this is the worst one what is your best one combat wise? Like if you had to duel somebody using a sword from your perdonal collection which one would be the most reliable and effective
@rikacomedyletsplays2581
Жыл бұрын
The Master sword ocarina design once translated to sword form is a legit sword with handguard that be hard to face
@DaiAtlus79 Жыл бұрын
i love how your statement is basically saying you like that you now have a fodder sword lol
@jonathanrice6338 Жыл бұрын
You almost died in that hallway.
@plant3341 Жыл бұрын
Marcus what're you gonna do with that MARCUS -
@williamfigueras9754 Жыл бұрын
Can we talk about that hilt though?
@SD3CS Жыл бұрын
Atleast you look cool with it, that's all that matters nowadays...
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
Style over substance.
@temp3608 Жыл бұрын
that one hurt they'res being insulted and they'res ''your so bad i dont feel bad using you for things i normally wouldnt do''
@TikkaQrow Жыл бұрын
I dunno too much about swords, but a lot of knife companies often there paint their stainless blades to hide impurities and defects. Next time you pick up that $30 folding knife and it's painted, it was probably made with metal that didn't pass QA for polished knives
@Unhingedwirelessdevice Жыл бұрын
I have something like it, it is very good at hacking things apart like tree limbs
@solaridraconi6225 Жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention how shitty the handle is. Although it is far from the worst. I had one where it was just the tang wrapped in string. Damn thing was better at cutting my hand than anything else.
@Admmkh Жыл бұрын
It's a sword-shaped club
@1brytol Жыл бұрын
Cold Steel makes good machetes, would you mind testing one of them?
@EricTheRedWiseman Жыл бұрын
I want a sugar cane machete made directly by a farmer in South America. You know they're built to last and work extremely well.
@oshawott4544 Жыл бұрын
I once almost got in a fight with my brother, because I did something minor that pissed him off, and he was about to punch me. Fortunately, I had one of these cheap swords right by me, so I was able to curb his enthusiasm. So while I can say these swords likely aren't good, it did get me out of a tough situation.
@markopolo1271 Жыл бұрын
That's not a sword but a vaguely sword shaped object
@user-fp1hw1yr7x Жыл бұрын
tbh i would recommend a Walmart machete, they're actually half decent and they cost like
@brotherhoodofsteel. Жыл бұрын
The only thing I know for real
@Nara.Shikamaru Жыл бұрын
Review Summary: If you buy it, just fuck it up by testing fun shit.
@mark-gj4mb Жыл бұрын
I mean, it is _technically_ a katana at the very least
@Sac_Bag Жыл бұрын
So it needs an edge and does not bend (I got you have spring steel as the spine and 10:45 at the tip and 1095 steel at the center of the edge of the blade so have dexterity can sell strength hardness rigidity and resilience)
@queentitaniaofthefae4846 Жыл бұрын
Should have been made of carbon steel preferably 1060 And it would have a use Prolly for modern self def But since you said rustless steel *Cracking sound then glass breaking sound*
@o0Hidden0o Жыл бұрын
I like have a cheap thing that’s durable enough that I can beat the shit out of it and not worry, I got a knife that gets used for all kinds of stuff that I shouldn’t use it for, like hamming stuff, and marking sheet metal.
@44R0NM10 Жыл бұрын
I have one of these too - gotta agree with some comments, it may look cool, but it was cheap (especially relative to other swords) and you can really tell it's crap.
@personintrest6781 Жыл бұрын
I got a katana machete online it was surprisingly good quality but still a mess around sword
@jdjarvis3715 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 awesome review
@SpectralKnight Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry a survival katana? Where's the machete part? I mean it looks cool but I'm sure that would keep me safe in a jungle. Maybe in a shopping mall
@randomconsumer4494 Жыл бұрын
Did you say Mashitty? 😂
@fishfiftie Жыл бұрын
It’s more of a mash*tty
@MTreatVO Жыл бұрын
I have one very similar to this and its the exact same situation. Dont care about beating it up lol.
@musashi1 Жыл бұрын
Sword is a sword now the smack that flat and see if we can break it 😂
@karmak58 Жыл бұрын
I think anything with that many words in the name is instantly a confirmed scam.
@mrplinkett4429 Жыл бұрын
same with booty calls (not that I'd know)
@Demonarrows1 Жыл бұрын
I dont want a machete that doesnt have the weight to actually do its job
@martinpfefferle2558 Жыл бұрын
Katana? Way closer to a ninjato
@BlazRa Жыл бұрын
People don't wear full plate armor anymore you could easily kill someone with a stainless steel blade which is the real function of a sword after all just saying
@shanedude91 Жыл бұрын
I love how they call junk like this tactical. What tactics, EXACTLY, do these mall ninja swords facilitate?
@Bigballs777 Жыл бұрын
Can it take mlok rail mounts?
@tricksterjoy9740
Жыл бұрын
Gotta add that tactical foregrip and laser for those intense operations in the kitchen
@Bigballs777
Жыл бұрын
@@tricksterjoy9740 wrist brace too just to tell the atf an extra f u
@tricksterjoy9740
Жыл бұрын
@@Bigballs777 don’t forget the fun switch too then
@gdragonlord749 Жыл бұрын
Mall ninja weapons in a nutshell
@VoidDragon82 Жыл бұрын
But its tacti-cool and you can sling it over your back like some kinda futuristic techno-ninja! Who cares if it'll break if you even look at it funny 🤷🏾♂️. Lol
@gavinli1368 Жыл бұрын
You can test stupid shit like a reverse grip!
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
I've found that the reverse grip techniques showcased in the medieval manuals are pretty solid in theory context of use.
@troublemonkey8213 Жыл бұрын
Its also not indexed smh
@matt0_o Жыл бұрын
this sword is great, if you like BAD swords 😌
@PromethiaSHADOW Жыл бұрын
Nope. Its got holes in it. Hell no lol😅😅
@chuck2998 Жыл бұрын
Something that works for now that you can disrespect without feeling bad I think i might call her...
@BrazenBull001 Жыл бұрын
Knock it off with the self aware awkward pauses it's unbearable
@seanbrotherton542 Жыл бұрын
He doesn't look ninja or tactical
@LordDamo Жыл бұрын
Always great to have shitty swords to abuse
@johnmartin3735 Жыл бұрын
Stay off wish
@bradvarevicmihailo9966 Жыл бұрын
Crap
@benpyke-rn6xx Жыл бұрын
Swords suck.
@Johnprater99 Жыл бұрын
personally I don't see the point in owning something you don't use, I wouldn't buy a firearm to not shoot it nor would I buy a sword or tool I wouldn't use, if I just wanted it for decoration I'd just get a cheap dull one sharpen it then use it as decoration, but I don't feel it very necessary to buy an expensive sword designed for cutting thrusting ect and never use it
Пікірлер: 98
It matches your outfit, which is kind of a plus.
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
Hey, you're right.
@Nikita-ze8ii
Жыл бұрын
The Lumberjack Katana
@marxist-leninist-protagonist
Жыл бұрын
Style Bonus
@rauntche
Жыл бұрын
Flamengo
@marxist-leninist-protagonist
Жыл бұрын
@@rauntche suddenly mengão
The Mashitty katana will come in handy for helmet tests! Would be interesting to see how a motorcycle helmet holds up 🤔
I’m just imagining like a cyberpunk future where they just have a million sheaths because their swords keep breaking
@tomd96
Жыл бұрын
Something something attack on titan
That would be a lot better if the steel was a more premium alloy.
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
But then it wouldn't be $15
@orutakawatenga8820
Жыл бұрын
@@MarcusVance true, still the design has a decent profile & I'd love to see one in a CR alloy.
"this sword is great because it's trash!"
@quasnof
Жыл бұрын
To be cheap and abundant are greate trades for a tool that may break. Wenn you're in the wild: A knife on a stick may be sharper, but you can make many pointy sticks by keeping your knife,. The sticks are cheap and abundant, your knife is not.
"It's trash, so it's good if you need trash.", basically.
That handle also looks EXTREMELY round.
TBF, I used to buy 99 cent knives by the handful, for jobs that I knew were going to destroy a knife.
@zacharywoudstra5917
Жыл бұрын
Exact same reason I carry a $5 knife at work. If it breaks, or gets left on scene, it really doesn't matter. I have like 3-4 more where that one came from.
Hang on, is that a window breaker for a pommel? Why would that be a feature? Why would that even be in your car AND in reach? Anyway, I'm looking forward to more tests other then the spin test 😂
@EGRJ
Жыл бұрын
A true shinobi is prepared for everything.
@Mr_Zane_Games
Жыл бұрын
What if you need to get into a car, like to car jack someone or get a purse that is set on the passenger seat while someone is waiting to pull out in a store parking lot. Hi point of the sword world so I am betting those might be the usecases lmfao
Nice wall decoration tho
Not gonna lie your outfit is kinda fire
I bet it cuts people just fine... And you can probably carve a pumpkin too.
@solaridraconi6225
Жыл бұрын
Uh... Generally, you're better off using a butter knife than one of these things to carve a pumpkin. Sharper, more resistant to bending and easier to make precise cuts with.
@rashiro
Жыл бұрын
Good luck connecting with the dull as fuck edge with a completely round grip.
@solaridraconi6225
Жыл бұрын
@@rashiro ...What kind of shitty butter knives do you have?!... Or do I have a wrong image of them due to having high-quality ones?... Mine are a single piece of steel, to clarify. No round grip either...
@rashiro
Жыл бұрын
@@solaridraconi6225 hey weeb, I wasn’t talking to you. The guy who made the comment thinks this mall anime store sword is going to cut someone. I’m pointing out that with a cylinder for a grip he’d be lucky to even hit with the super dull edge.
@mikebar42
Жыл бұрын
@@rashiro your point is valid if I'm in a sword fight or trying to chop a tree but i wouldn't worry about it coming out of my hands otherwise.. It can also be sharpened if needed and will work just fine on people or anything really that isn't harder than a watermelon. 🍉
Lego sword vs. Mall sword. Which is better?
@garrettcooper58
Жыл бұрын
Lego sword does extra damage to feet
The terribleness is just a feature!
If this is the worst one what is your best one combat wise? Like if you had to duel somebody using a sword from your perdonal collection which one would be the most reliable and effective
@rikacomedyletsplays2581
Жыл бұрын
The Master sword ocarina design once translated to sword form is a legit sword with handguard that be hard to face
i love how your statement is basically saying you like that you now have a fodder sword lol
You almost died in that hallway.
Marcus what're you gonna do with that MARCUS -
Can we talk about that hilt though?
Atleast you look cool with it, that's all that matters nowadays...
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
Style over substance.
that one hurt they'res being insulted and they'res ''your so bad i dont feel bad using you for things i normally wouldnt do''
I dunno too much about swords, but a lot of knife companies often there paint their stainless blades to hide impurities and defects. Next time you pick up that $30 folding knife and it's painted, it was probably made with metal that didn't pass QA for polished knives
I have something like it, it is very good at hacking things apart like tree limbs
You forgot to mention how shitty the handle is. Although it is far from the worst. I had one where it was just the tang wrapped in string. Damn thing was better at cutting my hand than anything else.
It's a sword-shaped club
Cold Steel makes good machetes, would you mind testing one of them?
I want a sugar cane machete made directly by a farmer in South America. You know they're built to last and work extremely well.
I once almost got in a fight with my brother, because I did something minor that pissed him off, and he was about to punch me. Fortunately, I had one of these cheap swords right by me, so I was able to curb his enthusiasm. So while I can say these swords likely aren't good, it did get me out of a tough situation.
That's not a sword but a vaguely sword shaped object
tbh i would recommend a Walmart machete, they're actually half decent and they cost like
The only thing I know for real
Review Summary: If you buy it, just fuck it up by testing fun shit.
I mean, it is _technically_ a katana at the very least
So it needs an edge and does not bend (I got you have spring steel as the spine and 10:45 at the tip and 1095 steel at the center of the edge of the blade so have dexterity can sell strength hardness rigidity and resilience)
Should have been made of carbon steel preferably 1060 And it would have a use Prolly for modern self def But since you said rustless steel *Cracking sound then glass breaking sound*
I like have a cheap thing that’s durable enough that I can beat the shit out of it and not worry, I got a knife that gets used for all kinds of stuff that I shouldn’t use it for, like hamming stuff, and marking sheet metal.
I have one of these too - gotta agree with some comments, it may look cool, but it was cheap (especially relative to other swords) and you can really tell it's crap.
I got a katana machete online it was surprisingly good quality but still a mess around sword
😂😂😂 awesome review
I'm sorry a survival katana? Where's the machete part? I mean it looks cool but I'm sure that would keep me safe in a jungle. Maybe in a shopping mall
Did you say Mashitty? 😂
It’s more of a mash*tty
I have one very similar to this and its the exact same situation. Dont care about beating it up lol.
Sword is a sword now the smack that flat and see if we can break it 😂
I think anything with that many words in the name is instantly a confirmed scam.
same with booty calls (not that I'd know)
I dont want a machete that doesnt have the weight to actually do its job
Katana? Way closer to a ninjato
People don't wear full plate armor anymore you could easily kill someone with a stainless steel blade which is the real function of a sword after all just saying
I love how they call junk like this tactical. What tactics, EXACTLY, do these mall ninja swords facilitate?
Can it take mlok rail mounts?
@tricksterjoy9740
Жыл бұрын
Gotta add that tactical foregrip and laser for those intense operations in the kitchen
@Bigballs777
Жыл бұрын
@@tricksterjoy9740 wrist brace too just to tell the atf an extra f u
@tricksterjoy9740
Жыл бұрын
@@Bigballs777 don’t forget the fun switch too then
Mall ninja weapons in a nutshell
But its tacti-cool and you can sling it over your back like some kinda futuristic techno-ninja! Who cares if it'll break if you even look at it funny 🤷🏾♂️. Lol
You can test stupid shit like a reverse grip!
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
I've found that the reverse grip techniques showcased in the medieval manuals are pretty solid in theory context of use.
Its also not indexed smh
this sword is great, if you like BAD swords 😌
Nope. Its got holes in it. Hell no lol😅😅
Something that works for now that you can disrespect without feeling bad I think i might call her...
Knock it off with the self aware awkward pauses it's unbearable
He doesn't look ninja or tactical
Always great to have shitty swords to abuse
Stay off wish
Crap
Swords suck.
personally I don't see the point in owning something you don't use, I wouldn't buy a firearm to not shoot it nor would I buy a sword or tool I wouldn't use, if I just wanted it for decoration I'd just get a cheap dull one sharpen it then use it as decoration, but I don't feel it very necessary to buy an expensive sword designed for cutting thrusting ect and never use it