It matches your outfit, which is kind of a plus.

@MarcusVance

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Hey, you're right.

@Nikita-ze8ii

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The Lumberjack Katana

@marxist-leninist-protagonist

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Style Bonus

@rauntche

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Flamengo

@marxist-leninist-protagonist

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@@rauntche suddenly mengão

The Mashitty katana will come in handy for helmet tests! Would be interesting to see how a motorcycle helmet holds up 🤔

I’m just imagining like a cyberpunk future where they just have a million sheaths because their swords keep breaking

@tomd96

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Something something attack on titan

That would be a lot better if the steel was a more premium alloy.

@MarcusVance

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But then it wouldn't be $15

@orutakawatenga8820

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@@MarcusVance true, still the design has a decent profile & I'd love to see one in a CR alloy.

"It's trash, so it's good if you need trash.", basically.

"this sword is great because it's trash!"

@quasnof

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To be cheap and abundant are greate trades for a tool that may break. Wenn you're in the wild: A knife on a stick may be sharper, but you can make many pointy sticks by keeping your knife,. The sticks are cheap and abundant, your knife is not.

That handle also looks EXTREMELY round.

TBF, I used to buy 99 cent knives by the handful, for jobs that I knew were going to destroy a knife.

@zacharywoudstra5917

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Exact same reason I carry a $5 knife at work. If it breaks, or gets left on scene, it really doesn't matter. I have like 3-4 more where that one came from.

Nice wall decoration tho

Not gonna lie your outfit is kinda fire

Hang on, is that a window breaker for a pommel? Why would that be a feature? Why would that even be in your car AND in reach? Anyway, I'm looking forward to more tests other then the spin test 😂

@EGRJ

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A true shinobi is prepared for everything.

@Mr_Zane_Games

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What if you need to get into a car, like to car jack someone or get a purse that is set on the passenger seat while someone is waiting to pull out in a store parking lot. Hi point of the sword world so I am betting those might be the usecases lmfao

I bet it cuts people just fine... And you can probably carve a pumpkin too.

@solaridraconi6225

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Uh... Generally, you're better off using a butter knife than one of these things to carve a pumpkin. Sharper, more resistant to bending and easier to make precise cuts with.

@rashiro

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Good luck connecting with the dull as fuck edge with a completely round grip.

@solaridraconi6225

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@@rashiro ...What kind of shitty butter knives do you have?!... Or do I have a wrong image of them due to having high-quality ones?... Mine are a single piece of steel, to clarify. No round grip either...

@rashiro

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@@solaridraconi6225 hey weeb, I wasn’t talking to you. The guy who made the comment thinks this mall anime store sword is going to cut someone. I’m pointing out that with a cylinder for a grip he’d be lucky to even hit with the super dull edge.

@mikebar42

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@@rashiro your point is valid if I'm in a sword fight or trying to chop a tree but i wouldn't worry about it coming out of my hands otherwise.. It can also be sharpened if needed and will work just fine on people or anything really that isn't harder than a watermelon. 🍉

i love how your statement is basically saying you like that you now have a fodder sword lol

I dunno too much about swords, but a lot of knife companies often there paint their stainless blades to hide impurities and defects. Next time you pick up that $30 folding knife and it's painted, it was probably made with metal that didn't pass QA for polished knives

The terribleness is just a feature!

You almost died in that hallway.

that one hurt they'res being insulted and they'res ''your so bad i dont feel bad using you for things i normally wouldnt do''

Atleast you look cool with it, that's all that matters nowadays...

@MarcusVance

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Style over substance.

Marcus what're you gonna do with that MARCUS -

I once almost got in a fight with my brother, because I did something minor that pissed him off, and he was about to punch me. Fortunately, I had one of these cheap swords right by me, so I was able to curb his enthusiasm. So while I can say these swords likely aren't good, it did get me out of a tough situation.

tbh i would recommend a Walmart machete, they're actually half decent and they cost like

I have something like it, it is very good at hacking things apart like tree limbs

You forgot to mention how shitty the handle is. Although it is far from the worst. I had one where it was just the tang wrapped in string. Damn thing was better at cutting my hand than anything else.

I want a sugar cane machete made directly by a farmer in South America. You know they're built to last and work extremely well.

Lego sword vs. Mall sword. Which is better?

@garrettcooper58

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Lego sword does extra damage to feet

It's a sword-shaped club

If this is the worst one what is your best one combat wise? Like if you had to duel somebody using a sword from your perdonal collection which one would be the most reliable and effective

@rikacomedyletsplays2581

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The Master sword ocarina design once translated to sword form is a legit sword with handguard that be hard to face

Should have been made of carbon steel preferably 1060 And it would have a use Prolly for modern self def But since you said rustless steel *Cracking sound then glass breaking sound*

Can we talk about that hilt though?

That's not a sword but a vaguely sword shaped object

Cold Steel makes good machetes, would you mind testing one of them?

I like have a cheap thing that’s durable enough that I can beat the shit out of it and not worry, I got a knife that gets used for all kinds of stuff that I shouldn’t use it for, like hamming stuff, and marking sheet metal.

I have one of these too - gotta agree with some comments, it may look cool, but it was cheap (especially relative to other swords) and you can really tell it's crap.

So it needs an edge and does not bend (I got you have spring steel as the spine and 10:45 at the tip and 1095 steel at the center of the edge of the blade so have dexterity can sell strength hardness rigidity and resilience)

I got a katana machete online it was surprisingly good quality but still a mess around sword

The only thing I know for real

Review Summary: If you buy it, just fuck it up by testing fun shit.

I mean, it is _technically_ a katana at the very least

I have one very similar to this and its the exact same situation. Dont care about beating it up lol.

😂😂😂 awesome review

I'm sorry a survival katana? Where's the machete part? I mean it looks cool but I'm sure that would keep me safe in a jungle. Maybe in a shopping mall

I think anything with that many words in the name is instantly a confirmed scam.

People don't wear full plate armor anymore you could easily kill someone with a stainless steel blade which is the real function of a sword after all just saying

Sword is a sword now the smack that flat and see if we can break it 😂

same with booty calls (not that I'd know)

Did you say Mashitty? 😂

I love how they call junk like this tactical. What tactics, EXACTLY, do these mall ninja swords facilitate?

I dont want a machete that doesnt have the weight to actually do its job

It’s more of a mash*tty

Katana? Way closer to a ninjato

Mall ninja weapons in a nutshell

But its tacti-cool and you can sling it over your back like some kinda futuristic techno-ninja! Who cares if it'll break if you even look at it funny 🤷🏾‍♂️. Lol

Its also not indexed smh

Something that works for now that you can disrespect without feeling bad I think i might call her...

Can it take mlok rail mounts?

@tricksterjoy9740

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Gotta add that tactical foregrip and laser for those intense operations in the kitchen

@Bigballs777

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@@tricksterjoy9740 wrist brace too just to tell the atf an extra f u

@tricksterjoy9740

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@@Bigballs777 don’t forget the fun switch too then

You can test stupid shit like a reverse grip!

@MarcusVance

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I've found that the reverse grip techniques showcased in the medieval manuals are pretty solid in theory context of use.

this sword is great, if you like BAD swords 😌

Nope. Its got holes in it. Hell no lol😅😅

Knock it off with the self aware awkward pauses it's unbearable

He doesn't look ninja or tactical

Always great to have shitty swords to abuse

Stay off wish

Crap

Swords suck.

personally I don't see the point in owning something you don't use, I wouldn't buy a firearm to not shoot it nor would I buy a sword or tool I wouldn't use, if I just wanted it for decoration I'd just get a cheap dull one sharpen it then use it as decoration, but I don't feel it very necessary to buy an expensive sword designed for cutting thrusting ect and never use it